Jeff Dunham - Security Steve | Jeff Dunham @ JFL

[@viveks273]

Achmed:What kind of training Steve? Steve: security training Achmed: Let's not f**k with this guy move on 😂😂😂

[@deanluminouslfc]

The most creative person I've ever seen , his improvisation is top notch.

[@scottday1988]

Check out Darcy Lynne she is young ventriloquist

[@robertschiffler555]

@@scottday1988 I was going to say the same thing. When performed together last Halloween they did great. Darcy's characters were trick or treating at Jeff's house and his characters were answering the door. And the sketch was hilarious.

[@ritazimmelman4769]

I agree ! I love them both!

[@bongani2269]

I'm sure Jeff is constantly surprised by what his puppets say onstage. Brilliant 👏👏👏

[@catherinerg1]

U do know it's him talking right

[@bongani2269]

@@catherinerg1 🤣🤣🤣 I think it's the puppet talking through him.

[@darkiee69]

@@catherinerg1 Sometimes I wonder if there isn't a place in Jeffs brain that he can't access where the guys "live". And every now and then they say something that doesn't come from his normal brain.

[@trungthai2497]

He may actually do. As I've heard, many ventriloquists suffer from schizophrenia. So their dummy sometimes "speaks" something they do not intend to.

[@mattblood4201]

Well as long as he doesn't go crazy he cool

[@VickiBee]

"He knows shit, he can help me." LMFAO

[@braydenxwhelan1490]

I dont think i’ve ever seen Achmed so mad, Jeff is absolutely brilliant at making his characters absolutely come to life, snappy, witty, hilarious, amazing

[@skylarf9021]

You work in training? Well we're narrowing it down Steve...WHAT KIND OF F***ING TRAINING STEVE!!! 😂 😂 😂

[@chrisple1970]

STAYVE!!! Died

[@therealjrr_]

Lmaoo

[@Tigerman1138]

Died! Me too.

[@Tigerman1138]

I was gonna post that, at least we both think the same.

[@LexMc0606]

Dis is not hard! Soon we're doing math!

[@shananalexander9789]

It’s hard sometimes to remember that they are not real.

[@tootsiedawn2016]

I know right?! 😂

[@ahmede1234]

What is real

[@dvawva5197]

...they're not?... Oh. 😳

[@ScorpioDreamer1984]

Yep. I feel the same way about the Muppets

[@leodesigns2798]

The world of make believe

[@DudeTastic13]

I love it when Jeff laughs at his own jokes. It give so much authenticity to what he's doing ... versus someone who just memorizes lines to repeat in front of an audience.

[@alexcrawford5350]

True!

[@ritazimmelman4769]

I agree!

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

"What kind of security guy are you!? You let a terrorist into the show room! Dun' matter that he's dead, he's still here!" Great way to mess with him love it lmao

[@sandybeach8596]

"You let a terrorist in....." 😁 omg I totally died :)

[@Jarock316]

Technically it was Peanut, not Achmed, that killed him.

[@nothinginteresting9707]

I have actually forgot how funny Jeff is.. Haven't seen any of his shows in a while

[@dumisilemahlanyane198]

Sanjaya Dhanushka Same here...got excited when I saw this 😁

[@jamendezg]

there's 2 specials about him on netflix

[@pasandesilva2295]

One of the best in business

[@RobbysLobbyHobbyGaming]

It seems every time Achmed talks to someone in the audience he seems to regret it because they're usually his worst enemies. XD

[@emilyrobbins3238]

To be fair, suicide bombing isn’t a friend-attracting career…at least not living friends….

[@lauramaccready7709]

Silence! I Keel You! 😂

[@RobbysLobbyHobbyGaming]

@@lauramaccready7709 I kilt you!

[@bzeuzsak]

Sometimes it just blows back in his face.

[@lancaster5077]

It's an interesting career choice.

[@hereschica]

I'm glad Steve and his friend were able to see the funny side of the whole thing.

[@dickiebirb]

I'm so happy he's still performing, I've been watching him since I was about 9, and I still think he's great

[@nikos-giorgos]

And now you're 10?

[@singsong3873]

Out of all the puppets, Achmed is the best😅 and then comes Walter 😂

[@darrylsjodin3962]

I like achmedina😊

[@cunningsmile4166]

HE KEELS US

[@robertquackenbush5547]

No it's peanut first than walter

[@cosmic3460]

Still Achmed is all bone but he clears his throat

[@RealBananaBunch]

HA!

[@incogttv325]

It’s a flesh wound.

[@deepakpandey5002]

Old habits die hard

[@pangkkie]

*S I L E N C E !*

[@hammedameen6881]

...and that begs the question: where's the throat at?

[@wanderlust1282]

“You train on.... security?” 💀

[@EvilsinsGakupo]

HAHAHAHA LOVED THAT PART!!

[@beckyshock3099]

I am a trained security guard ...... I was not trained by Steve.

[@stevonniewolf2951]

"Where is Steve the Security Guy?!" I would be dying if I was there!

[@maryammure5151]

Jeff is 56? Holy shit I thought he was 36. Wowwwwww. God bless him he looks so young. Love the glasses too.

[@dick3234]

there is no god

[@kathrynb4683]

@@dick3234 hahaha! Do you have surprise coming!!!!

[@MaveriKat]

Divorce will do that when it gets you away from a major source of stress. He rejuvenated at least a decade.

[@SploogeCannon]

@@dick3234 *tips fedora*

[@billb.5183]

I'm sure the Grecian Formula helps a little as well.

[@arashaadd]

All ventriloquism aside, Jeff really destroyed that guy...

[@Flashyyyxx]

Yes but no 😂😂😂

[@mrsbob1617]

I can assure you Steve was totally fine about all of it. And we still laugh about that night. The Friend

[@ddrugby1]

Love how Jeff involves the audience. Legend

[@RickaramaTrama-lc1ys]

Jeff is the greatest of all time~!! Achmed is my favorite character and he has it down pat so much I believe it's real~!!

[@angelplayzz9872]

I think peanut is my fav no offense

[@miriammerritt3438]

This is my favourite character...Jeff Dunham is truly wonderful

[@bingbulao4281]

look Achmed's confidence going down immediately when Steve says security 0:51

[@xebolous]

Jeff Dunham is such an amazing modern ventriloquist. His puppets have their personalities, that's what makes them feel so real.

[@MasterArchfiend]

The range he has definitely helps. Most just have one or two puppets or at least one main one that they focus on the most, but he’s got a whole cast that he adds to or rotates back in for certain things on top of the main ones. It really gives the sensation of them being a whole group of performers as opposed to one guy who talks to himself really well. I mean, he is, but the illusion is just more solid, especially when he’ll have another character laugh or something from the case.

[@emmanuellramos777]

It's like Jeff has multiple personality, and those other personality do the voice and Jeff being himself

[@ninatouchdown2500]

His autobiography has the title "All By Myselves - Walter, Peanut, Achmed and Me" - it is really funny.

[@sargentrowell81]

THIS is what has been missing from the last few specials and what makes the liver performances SO much better! Crowd interaction and heckling!

[@smc1942]

Steve, and friend, were both good sports. Better still, they were cracking up! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@andycordero847]

Jeff's spontaneity is Remarkable!!!

[@therealjrr_]

1:55 Achmed: "Is this your wife? Your girlfriend? What?" Steve: "Friend." Achmed: "Just a friend? So you not getting "any" later, is that what you saying?" Lmao, the women is a good sport, she laughing the whole time.

[@insertrubbishusernamehere7474]

Bryan Ryan LMAO

[@stolnpckup]

He probably got some.

[@Truth72500]

@@stolnpckup Not from her he had to open the wallet

[@thebutchernassa8384]

If I had a dollar

[@pams9548]

Hilarious

[@kmuhammadshah7839]

Achmed and peanut are the most favorites. I love you both ♥️

[@uraura1317]

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[@Sharon-k7y]

Jeff l have been following you for years you are awesome and amazing thank you for all the memories and laughter Thank you for the awesome and amazing family and cooking and comedy videos on KZbin channel God bless you all l really like your car 🚗🚗🚗 collection from your fan and friend always Sharon Curry from Decatur Illinois l wish I could meet you all in person 😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤

[@ernestgallo8060]

When Jeff Dunham first started out he played a comedy club in Ft.lauderdale, he only had Peanut at the time and he picked on my buddy for a half hour. It was hilarious! 🤣😂

[@njtoondrawer3363]

Jeff is funny. I have never seen him live. I wanted to ask you: you think Jeff set it up with Steve before hand? Knowing more or less how it could go from the interaction?! Seems too good to be true.

[@furionmax7824]

I swear I think at one point the puppets became Jeff's way of letting his inner thoughts run wild. I mean some of the stuff these guys say seem to surprise Jeff sometimes.

[@marinusreutelingsperger1883]

I have a deep respect for Jeff's creativity and diversity. Special the videos he produces in which he is not visible and the puppets are the stars. It seems to me he has a natural gift to translate the world into a living cartoon. Would be nice if Ahmed shows up at one time with a explosive vest, then gets into a quarrel with Jeff and blows himself up the next episode is that the make it up again and apologize to each other.

[@tharengore7215]

Ah Achmed trying to help Steve out of the friend zone...what a guy.

[@galugan]

I think getting NNYYOOOOMed by Peanut is the greatest privilege a person can ever have

[@HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming]

kittastica yes it goes 3. Winning the lottery 2. Being blessed by god 1. Getting NNNYYYYYOOOOOMMMMED by peanut

[@forallthatevermatters]

Amazingly hilarious! Can't get enough of watching these shows. These are the kind of shows you pay for. I have to get to one of your shows man!

[@margaretscott8875]

I love all Jeff Dunham puppets shows as they're very very very funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@manmohanmenon]

Jeff, you are amazing! Brilliant, man! I even got to like Ahmed and Peanut as if they are actual persons!

[@dennissmith6379]

Went to see him in Philly in January with daughter and her husband. Show was great. Split personality at it's best. LOL

[@JayGaming-gy5sw]

Achmed is my best doll his character is amazing watch him the last 8 years

[@chiarabookworm4482]

It’s just how uncomfortable Jeff looks when he’s stood next to the puppet ... and he’s the one saying it!

[@kellydavid8328]

I love this one thr most and steve thr security guy needs to be on more 😂😂😂😂

[@sharondolanstyles6079]

I looooove Jeff, he's literally the funniest🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tracydimond3759]

**note to self*** do not attempt to drink soda while watching jeff and the gang. 🤦😂

[@markwilmeth3082]

Out the NOSE it goes!!!!

[@lukeluthor6290]

Achmed’s face when he heard about the guy in security…he’s like 😳 🤣

[@paulb5143]

He's still HERE!!!! STEVE NNNNNEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!😂😂😂 also try hearing the NNNNEEEEOOOOWWWW at .25 speed 😂

[@HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming]

Paul B 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shiftry87]

OMG! thanks for that.

[@bearensteinism]

Okay, 0.25 speed is fkin horrifying to hear

[@nulidesignz]

I enjoy watching Jeff laugh at Achmed's jokes 😅 You forget it's the same person.

[@nimalaweerakkody7236]

Love this puppat...so cute😂😂😂😂

[@ethangarethagliones2754]

Im so very fan of you achmed.😍 I love you hahaha.

[@robertolima3055]

I enjoy the interaction Jeff has with the puppets as well as the cultural differences each puppet projects'..

[@abecaldes9151]

I love to watch Jeff Dunham. I can have a lousy day but when I listened to him he Cheers me up. I do believe though if he doesn't use the f-bomb he would be just as funny.

[@mr.l8723]

Achmed really laying it on thick with Steve😂

[@brenredhead3482]

Only Achmed can get away with this conversation.

[@audreyseddon9749]

I have to see Jeff Dunham at the JFL one of these years! He's amazing.

[@wayneblake544]

I would LOVE to see his performance one day!!!! My favorite is Walter!! Can't stop Laughing!!!😄😄😄

[@kathrynroat7441]

Wayne Blake Paid hundreds to see him in Hershey, would pay every year if I could, worth every penny!!!

[@marcorodrigues8303]

@@kathrynroat7441 sim a quele penny saiu apenado e castrado hakkk

[@francescawilliams8177]

I am in love with the way he giggles. Or laughs

[@TheCebulon]

What kind of security are you? 😂

[@robby062]

15 seconds in and I had to give it a like. Achmed never stops being funny!

[@joeywomer]

Achmed: "Do not blame me when I f**k up talking."

[@usamazahid3882]

"I'm not kidding. You don't get this, do you?" 0:29

[@johnrowley3140]

Ha! Steve got "Neeeyoww-ed" by Peanut! What an honour!!!😄

[@mikegross6107]

Without those "puppets" he definitely would not get away with some of those remarks!

[@joebaldwin-fv4kf]

Totally love jeff dunham he's so freaking funny thank yall for these episodes makes my day better more please 😅😂

[@Lara_Dixiedo_]

Where is steve the security guy !? STEVE! 👏🏻🤣

[@myriamsantiago4526]

This was one of the best

[@lorrainereale1429]

I love all ur puppets. They always make me laugh, but Achmed is my favorite!! Jeff ur so funny!😂

[@MrJlee93]

LOL. I would love for Achmed to yell at me

[@davidstern1557]

He has yelled at me. And not because I am Jewish

[@chieffirefigherplays]

Same. I would laugh my head then I would say I will keell you,

[@ranjanivaradpande2821]

Oh!I just love all his videos!! Great work! & Good looking Too😊

[@MrG30020503]

To Jeff: just a thought, having a person TO HAVE/FUN WITH should be given a Stand-up acknowledgement facing your audience for being a good sport. We are all there to have a good time. from NJ Prudential Stadium audience.

[@letzpadonna364]

I was busking outside of the Washington State Fair in Puyallup were Jeff was performing tonight. A large crowd headed in before the show wearing a wide variety of shirts with their favorite characters. Lots of laughter and a happy crowd at the end for me to perform for as well. You're a great warm-up for me Jeff! I ran sock-puppets for 6 and 1/2 years as a segment on my public access tv show and was constantly surprised at things a character would say that I, as myself, wouldn't say. Usually a field reporter sock named Free Ken Lame. He could misinterpret anything. Anything. Which one of yours characters has surprised you the most, or most often?

[@peterjeffery1854]

i will never get tired of saying he is the best ventriloquist ever

[@larsharris]

My sis was a Ventriloquist. I know what to look for. But each character has such a personality. He is so smooth between them. I forget all that. They come to life.

[@problem4625]

I love Achmed 😂😂

[@Cloofinder]

Achmed has met his Arch nemesis. Steve the security trainer!

[@joebaldwin-fv4kf]

I love achmand he is so freaking funny and totally awesome love watching these two together

[@WalterDunham-h4i]

Steve's doing good Absolutely fantastic

[@Nomadistar]

LOL... That moment when you need to hire security to deal with Security Steve NOT doing his job!

[@southernsass2937]

The best show on earth!! If you haven't seen Jeff & his friends, Do It! 🤣❤

[@yesname4889]

I watch this ever now and than as I know this never disappoints me 🙃🤣

[@barryhedrick8703]

Jeff Dunham and his guy's inspiring me to show my comedy side . keep them laughing Jeff

[@patpappas8059]

I absolutely love all of them, and Peanut is my favorite 😍

[@jankijan8004]

The most funny part is Jeff laughs along with whatever his puppets say 😂😂

[@michaelhonrado2393]

Jeff Dunham kicks ass

[@grumbles]

It hasn't occurred to me before how brilliantly the faces of the characters are made, where the essentially same facial expression can have such versatility of emotion depending on the context of the situation

[@alexgoslar4057]

Still incredible, Jeff.

[@davidm6256]

I remember the first time I saw him on tv, I still enjoy him and laugh my ass off, especially when Achmed is on

[@tammypolisky1914]

I LOVE YOU JEFF DUNHAM

[@shellythom7248]

He makes them seem so real lol. You forget that it’s him talking lol

[@jeffdunham7243]

Hello Shelly, I know you're one of my amazing fan's out there I would love to know where you're watching from?

[@Nunya58294]

Jaff is legendary man! I grew up watching this guy lmao

[@MowlousSmileyRambo]

"Steve ....... Eeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuu ........."

[@kingroykoopa642]

mowlous I laughed hard at that part

[@drenerd510]

i still dont get that but i laugh cause it sounds stupid

[@killerb255]

​@@drenerd510 It's the same as /r/wooosh. Peanut has been wooooshing people ever since the Internet was in diapers.

[@kalebrichardson1722]

Bru Jeff is a legend

[@garrettohanlon5110]

Brilliant utterly brilliant

[@drebanerjee4902]

Too good... salute and a bow to JD

[@ACBIXI]

I am new fan of this man and i fell sooooo bad that he has gone so old ..... i wanted to see this man for ever

[@ramabhiram1625]

Very interesting ur funny video's Sir excellent talent And I'm From India

[@shiloh1994]

Dude had the perfect opening to say I train the TSA.

[@xXGENDAMAGEXx]

That’s awesome at least now she will never forget this night either way. Steve in infamous now!!!!

[@eligebrown8998]

Poor Steve just cant catch a break.

[@nickocloherty6989]

Can't catch a security risk either 🤷‍♂️

[@mrsbob1617]

If you can find the full show. You will see that poor Steve was questionned by every single puppet...!! lollll

[@_mzloburke]

So damn hilarious. Sometimes I have to keep reminding myself that he is just a puppet. But Achmed is a cool fun dude. 😎