Jeff Foxworthy -Medicine Side Effects

[@midnightcarnivalmember]

And the fact that he said all that without missing a beat or not cracking up tells you how skilled he is as a comedian.

[@rscaito1]

He's the same way when he does his bits like his daughters crying over everything, his imitation of a NASCAR driver post-race, his wife explaining her dreams, his wife not shutting up when they're out deer hunting, and others. It's brilliant.

[@MetalBaller83]

That is exactly why I could never be a comedian! I wouldn’t be able to hold it together lol!

[@develynseether4426]

George Carlin does this kind of thing with customer service, the memory is brilliant.

[@Praise___YaH]

Guys, HERE is Our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

[@marksebree5218]

@@develynseether4426 : I was thinking the same thing. George, however, had lists that were way longer, and often did not include off topic items. HE was the past master of massive lists.

[@wayneyadams]

The funniest part is how they lower the volume when listing the side effects, then immediately come back with the bright sparkling voice telling you to use this product for whatever it cures.

[@nascarfanatic2425]

If he told this joke today, he should've made mention of the commercials that tell you, "Don't take this if you're allergic to it." 🤣

[@chromicapop4595]

The drug companies: WhAts feline Leukimia😂😂

[@carlaaustin6054]

How did he make it through everyone of those side effects? Straight face and didn't miss a beat. He's hilarious.

[@michaelboydston313]

Practice

[@jg1503]

Repetition and memory and he’s seen George Carlin do a similar act.

[@shadoemathewsovic8855]

right? i almost died halfway through the second one i was laughing so hard

[@MrTimelord77]

He's magic.

[@Radman1889]

I love when a comedian goes full list reader like that. True skill without flubbing it is nuts. :P

[@buzzbang7930]

Watch George Carlin, he'll put them all to shame. He won't even take a breath.

[@wa2k99]

buzz bang he was just a fool

[@buzzbang7930]

wa2k99 Perhaps, but he was good at what he did. Damn Good.

[@Deadpool_64]

wa2k99 A fool that's worth over 100 million dollars for doing this...

[@dwightstewart7181]

However, Jeff forget to add the words "see your doctor right away if you experience any of these rare, but sometimes fatal, symptoms" to the end of his long list. With that many symptoms, he'd be a goner for sure - and his wife would really be losing her mind while hearing it all.

[@onnieduvall2565]

All these years later it is still hilarious. Laughed so hard I cried.

[@stevea2085]

I love all three movies. Great stuff.

[@actsd2682]

@@stevea2085 First two great. Third one was pretty good.

[@desertodavid]

Yeah it's easy to laugh when times aren't so daunting. Are you laughing now and Joe Biden's 2021??

[@SirDeanosity]

I'm thinking your eyes itched.

[@kristiemullins6893]

I watched this special so many times last weekend, and I still crack up laughing

[@hollywoodghostbusters9869]

You do not have testicular cancer! You don't even have testiculars! My favorite line from this special!

[@randytheracer3664]

Mike Serot 0:47 lol

[@ursamjr4406]

the cancer took it.

[@ambernelson3156]

New Years Eve 2020 I used this to my son's friends and they didn't have a clue. I had to explain, but it is still funny.

[@davecrupel2817]

That's a Jeff Foxworthy joke if I've ever heard one!

[@Praise___YaH]

Guys, HERE is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

[@amandabahma9700]

I went to see Jeff foxworthy at a casino here in Minnesota and he was flipping hilarious. My dad and I laughed so hard we had tears coming out of our eyes. He is so flipping hilarious. Gotta love ❤️ Jeff foxworthy.

[@kikialdrich4574]

Omg. That is so on point. When I was growing up in the 70’s and from Louisiana campho phenique was the miracle drug! And a few years ago my 6 year old daughter stopped and listened to a drug commercial. After it ended, she said Mommy, I think I just want arthritis. True story. Jeff is the man of the people for sure.

[@reneemerkel926]

He forgot...after the long list of side effects: "ask your doctor if this medicine is right for you." If your doc says yes... its time for a new doc.

[@saragrant9749]

He is not only hilarious- he’s spot on the mark!! I have acid reflux disorder and the medication they wanted to prescribe to “treat” it CAUSES CANCER!! No thank you!! I treat mine with diet and it works just fine.

[@chromicapop4595]

Life hacked it❤

[@BigAl1976]

The first time I listened to this, I had difficulty breathing because I was laughing so hard.

[@23Khameo]

This lady at work is trying to quit smoking. They showed an ad for a pill that helps with that. Side effects? Heart attack, stroke, stomach bleeding, dizziness, insomnia, vomiting, nausea, sleep walking, serious allergic reactions, skin rashes, constipation, seizures and of course death. She was like “Yeah I’ll take my chances with the cancer sticks...” I was dying lol It’s Chantix btw in case anyone thinks I’m making the symptoms up

[@KB15458]

I took chantix for three days and had a stroke, then heart attack, and almost died. Chantix done more damage in three days than 25 years of smoking.

[@juliazanoza9127]

Suicidal thoughts! I wanted to drive off a bridge, I was depressed after my husband lost his eyesight after 4 surgeries to save his sight. That's when Chantix first came out and they didn't know that was a possible side effect yet. And we had only been on it for 3 days. One lady told me she wasn't suicidal from the Chantix, but she wanted to kill everyone around her!

[@davidpressley3451]

Actually, she was dying. 😁

[@durrmoment291]

He forgot to add the part where a few months later they will have the same medicine in an add saying "If you have taken thins medicine and experienced this side effect, call the xxxx lawfirm.

[@LFL-qp1fg]

What is THINS medicine?

[@Mr.56Goldtop]

You can count on that!

[@65coupestang]

GOT THAT RIGHT 😡..!! STUPID BULLSHIT MEDICINES.. THEY MIGHT HELP YOU SOMEWHAT IN THE SHORT/LONG TERM..

[@jonathanrichwine1996]

Call 1-800- Our- bad

[@loodiamexican]

KATT WILLIAMS: Have you or a loved on died from using our medication? Call 1-800-OUR-BAD. That’s 1-800-OUR-BAD.

[@Rockhound6165]

I'm so blessed to have seen him live, twice. Once by himself and the next with Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy. I still haven't seen Ron White live.

[@aylyffe]

So jealous!

[@katieb8005]

He forgot moderate to severe death.

[@JJoh4040]

Kagota N and suicidal thoughts and brain aneurysm

[@patrickmichaellangan576]

Katie B he also should've mentioned, divorce, 3rd degree embarassment and acute loss of the will to live.

[@SceneArtisan]

+Patrick Langan Nah, the list would've been too long if he added 3 more,. lol. :D

[@uncletaylorify]

I've got a pal who has too take a pill once a day and on the bottle it actually says " No direct to skin contact, could cause death" He has to wear a glove when taking it.

[@patrickmichaellangan576]

uncletaylorify YIKES! I would NEVER want to take a pill that toxic! How a pill like it can even exist is beyond me.

[@beckyc.4945]

"Try new Floraflor! For itchy, watery eyes, it's Floraflor! Side effects may include... nausea, vomiting, water-weight gain, lower-back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itching, chaffing, clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body order, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammer toe, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunch-back, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athletes foot, headlice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy-eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry-heaving, and sexual dysfunction!" "I'm watching it going 'You know what, I'll just have itchy, watery, eyes!'."

[@jozsefh4054]

Ty for typing all that was hoping someone would do it

[@rscaito1]

Unlike on his "Have Your Loved Ones Spayed or Neutered" album, this version omitted "split ends" before "parvo".

[@nbuehster]

Minute long KZbin ads that don't allow you to skip

[@beckyc.4945]

@John Kochen I had to replay it several times. Lmao. But I knew most of it beforehand because it was one of my favourite skits. Lol

[@DCMan06]

@countrygirl countrymusiclover humor

[@ClaytonQ45]

*jaw drops, followed by amazed applause at the end of the side effects*

[@velvetsdream]

Saw this for the first time right after I had my daughter. I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard! I think I may have temporarily stopped breathing 🤣

[@philosopher1a]

LOL yeah hes great!! So good to see a comic proving you can be funny without cursing every other word.

[@zacharysiple783]

This is one of my top 10 favorite comedies! I saw it months ago and laughed so HARD and LOUD!

[@baronbattles4681]

This one and shooting his propane tank are my favorites. What a brilliant comedian.

[@ladysnake8449]

The medicine part is the most truest words that ever came out of Foxworthy throughout his whole stand up career. The side effects to prescription medicines we deal with today, are now 200% more effective than what the medicine cures! Instead of suffering from medicine, I'll take Natural death thank you very much, at least the Reaper shows Mercy.

[@missywiley3140]

Right next to Mark Lowry, Jeff Foxworthy is a laugh riot. He is living proof laughter is the best medicine.

[@oldschoolmatt7396]

Missy Wiley What are the possible side affects of laughter?

[@carlazer9982]

cramps, coughing, crying, urinating.

[@65coupestang]

Mark lowry hmm 🤔.. never heard of him..??

[@JadisAmalthea]

@@65coupestang He is a clean comedian/songwriter and is most well known for having written the beautiful Christmas song "Mary, Did You Know". I went to see him once, he was hilarious!

[@amandapage4716]

He nails it every single time!

[@StirrCrazy90]

I don't know why, but just the way he says "the shanks" cracks me up every time.

[@TJones-xz8wd]

yup. that's my one too.

[@coreypatterson5827]

So true. You should probably think twice about making your shiny new drug in the first place if listing the side effects takes 2/3 of the commercial spot.

[@JaysonT1]

Why are drug companies advertising medications to us anyway?

[@sjsisjsjks]

@@JaysonT1 b/c drug corps and the like are in control of our regulatory organizations. Advertising drugs direct to consumers not allowed in Europe or anywhere else I know of

[@kjellringstrom6217]

Pretty spot on about medicine side effects. Is there ANY medicine out there that not just replace your problem with others and then some?

[@chromicapop4595]

None in the US😂

[@wayneg.8232]

He nailed it with this one.

[@ronrice2249]

On one of Jay Leno's shows, he showed a 60 second commercial concerning numerous side effects. It spent 13 seconds advertising the medicine and 47 seconds listing all the possible side effects.

[@annacribbs4142]

I have this on DVD, I live it. My favorite....👍💕💚

[@charlettea.p.kealoha8050]

If you're having a bad day listen to Jeff! Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii byways of Waikiki

[@jhowe67]

The same reason when you buy a cup of coffee, the cup has a warning on it, "Warning contents may be HOT"

[@annedonovan9005]

I saw one on a coffee cup from Canada. It said 'If this were America you'd see a warning that contents might be hot. But this is Canada'.

[@JaimeDornanLady]

anne Donovan 😂 😂 😂

[@bobmerrill8392]

What gets me is a jar of peanut butter label, on back says “ ingredients : peanuts, .....etc.”. Then on bottom it’s says WARNING contains PEANUTS!!!!!!

[@joeysoG]

anne Donovan lmaoo NO WAY??!?!? Plz let me know

[@TJones-xz8wd]

Or the label on my newly purchased hammer: "Do Not Eat." Swear to God.

[@tonygirard3307]

Uneven Tire Wear... Hilarious!!

[@garrettrainbolt1344]

Was about to say something about that

[@philosopher1a]

I know it's great cause it's a guy that I can watch with my kids around and not worry, and they can enjoy it too..God Bless

[@joeysoG]

1,000,000% Top 10 Jokes from any Comedian of All Time

[@kittenclysm116]

"You do not have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars!" 😄

[@achilleskid820]

This man deserves thumbs!!

[@birdgvee4982]

I want to find a medicine package that says "Possible Side Effects: Unibrow"

[@reaganriddle1583]

birdgvee have you found one yet

[@somebody3074]

Maybe testosterone? May not exactly say “unibrow.” Possible facial hair growth.

[@davecrupel2817]

*i'll take your entire stock!*

[@kathyduby8150]

Rogaine

[@spikebrannigan]

If any of the pharmaceutical companies ever do create a medication with "unibrow" as one of its possible side effects, and a sick person actually does develop a right proper unibrow after taking that medication, don't be surprised when that person starts going around bragging to all of his friends about how their kids are gonna be super jealous because the medicine his Dr. prescribed him turned him into Ed from "Ed, Edd, and Eddy"!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elijahgriffiths7014]

"You do not have testicular cancer!" "You don't even have testiculars!"

[@sharlenereineke2145]

I have been listening to you on KZbin, since I have covid 19. Thank you for making me laugh

[@patriciatinkey2677]

Love his "Fluffy the (dead) Bunny routine! It was on a tape, then came CDs & I can't find it. Laughed yourselves silly for 120 miles with that tape!

[@riceboy1701e]

Floraflor. Any relation to Damitol and its sister med, Fukitol (THANK YOU ROBIN WILLIAMS!)?

[@rdoble]

Lol

[@dragondancer1814]

Robert Doble Let’s not forget that fabulous new ED drug called Mycoxaflopin! That one was courtesy of one of my classmates in an EMT recertification course I took about ten years ago, and the whole class was cracking up about it!

[@fogandwhirlwind]

Thanks. I'll look that up

[@JaimeDornanLady]

dragondancer1814 I’m a former Paramedic & thinking about some pple. in my class, that had me rolling laughing! 😂 😂 😂

[@JaysonT1]

Lol!

[@davecrupel2817]

Im surprised he didnt end that list with *"or death!"* Just to ice the cake! 😂

[@eledhwenmare2403]

“Low resale value on your home...”. Damn now I know what happened.

[@SteveSmith-fp9gn]

He's not wrong a few years ago i remember seeing an ad for a new medication for depression but one of the side affects was causes thoughts of suicide

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

He just made a song. Called Side Effects.

[@kelliea7451]

Still relatable in 2018!

[@aironiversen9214]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! 😂😂😂 There's NO ONE like Jeff Foxworthy!! This man is SO FUNNY!!!

[@ShadowWolfRising]

There was a animated thing with a song that was just this and I can't friggin' find it again.

[@erinjon318]

I was really hoping to hear "watery and itchy eyes" as a side-effect!

[@Rick1885]

How about this one, asthma inhailers causing asthma related deaths.

[@carlazer9982]

that'd suck.

[@Amy-yh9mu]

Rick the Firefighter LMAO no shit 😂

[@SecretAgentXD1]

Antidepressants with possible suicidal thoughts

[@hpa2005]

sleeping pills that cause next day drowsiness

[@janetdaily5774]

Yep. Asthma is scary as shit.

[@brandoninglin7566]

0:28-0:49 1:35-2:35 is my favorite part of the video I love blue color comedy 🎭every time I see medicine this is what I think 💭 about ‼️💯

[@badumtish3610]

Side effects include loss of laghter control.

[@saulschlapik6818]

I once saw a commercial for a weight loss pill that said "side effects may include increased bowel movements and an inability to control them". I totally lost it.

[@horsedoconfb]

This guy is George Carlin without the profanity (NTTAWWT). He has the same ability and fluency with language as Carlin had. I respect them both.

[@hpa2005]

agreed

[@Seriona1]

I was about to say that his bit about medical blow back was on a par with Carlin's rap about technology.

[@Prof_Tickles92]

Foxworthy used to use a fair amount of profanity in his first few years.

[@jaturungkabart5554]

Carlin was way smarter tho.

[@sjsisjsjks]

Foxworthy's a good comedian but doesn't have the insight of Carlin. Carlin was like a dirty Noam Chomsky.

[@JaimeDornanLady]

In nursing school & paramedic school, if you ever forgot the side effects, you could always put nausea, vomiting, & diarrhea, & those would never be wrong!

[@chromicapop4595]

Facts😂

[@louisdamato7445]

Still funny in 2020

[@TheAznative101]

I see these ads and think of Jeff..

[@J4Jclips]

I think of you too

[@michaelmullin3585]

A wonderful comic and not vulgar.

[@dustinrausch5008]

I gotta say, I can't imagine it being fun having both sleeplessness *and* drowsiness.

[@bluesteel8376]

It sucks. You are so tired but can't fall asleep.

[@patt646]

"I'll just have itchy watery eyes" LOL

[@randijacobson4427]

I know this is WAY late but I had insomnia a few years back. It does say "may cause drowsiness" on the medication.

[@JaimeDornanLady]

Randi Jacobson Like duh!!!

[@daltontannery3243]

Call me crazy, but isn't insomnia medication suppose to make you go to sleep?

[@DinoHF79]

That's why I hate to go to the doctor because they're just going to give me one of those pills to take. I've had bad reactions from medication that's made my heart speed up too fast until I passed out, I've had severe rashes with fluids leaching through my skin, & large red itchy blotches on my skin with a slow heartbeat. I go to my homeopathic doctor now whenever I'm sick or injured. They actually help my body heal itself.

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

I don't know what performance it was but I swear I remember Jeff following up that joke with "and you guys thought it was okay I could live with that up until the erectile dysfunction".

[@helenboula7488]

I love all you guys. Your great.

[@renekackline2377]

Love Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Tim Hawkins. All CLEAN humor. 🤗

[@trillconfirmed]

your sense of humor is boomer and lame af

[@GozerJr]

I love when he gets to Feline Lukemia, gets me every time!!

[@heatherwells4354]

I’d love to meet these people in person their so funny

[@autocrow]

Comedy is at it's funniest when it's true like this is.

[@brandi37]

Sounds like every medicine commercial I've seen

[@jerrypfeffer4945]

He just names damn near every fuckin thing known to man

[@tootsiedawn2016]

Jeff forgot that we used Mecurachrome (sp?) And Methialade (sp?)

[@thomassantiago814]

I have THE uneven tire wear symptom!!!

[@Mr.56Goldtop]

He forgot headaches

[@PamLowther-p9h]

He's one of the best

[@dorothycoker8830]

People, please NEVER listen to what this man says if you just had surgery! You will need more to repair what you split open by laughing 😂.

[@Hippielove90]

I have this whole thing memorized

[@derekwbooker93]

I swear the cdc got the covid-19 symptoms from this man

[@SasuNaruL0vR80]

*bows down to u* AMEN BROTHA!!

[@patriciatinkey2677]

😀😀😀

[@notyourtypicalwatchreview2563]

My favorite side effect from a commercial, was: May cause bouts of gambling. I kid you not.

[@bmaiceman]

Covid 19 Vacine by PHISER Out TODAY... This hits my mind RIGHT AWAY

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

Now THOSE are some serious side-effects!!!

[@dwightstewart7181]

However, Jeff forget to add the words "see your doctor right away if you experience any of these rare, but sometimes fatal, symptoms" to the end of his long list. With that many symptoms, he'd be a goner for sure - and his wife would really be losing her mind while hearing it all.

[@natalieanne2959]

Club foot is a birth defect you're born with! Omfg xD I love him!

[@donniedanko1499]

Natalie Anne You also can't get feline leukemia either.

[@TheGreggiraldo]

from Atlanta, Georgia, Jeff Foxworthy

[@tenhirankei]

I'm still trying to figure out how the medicine can affect floors, drawers, drains, resale value of a house and gas mileage.

[@jasonwaznak5825]

tenhirankei not to mention uneven tire wear!!!

[@richardsavage3536]

So are the people that took floorofloor

[@annedonovan9005]

And Feline Leukemia. The wonders of modern medicine.....

[@MarkWilk19]

jeff foxworthy is funny as hell!

[@ukmedicfrcs]

Hammer toe and the Shanks appearing live in Las Vegas one night only. Warped floors and parvo..lmao

[@debramontgomery7594]

Absolutely Jeff.

[@rockysolmon1]

This is so true. Back in 2017 i got diagnosed with a rare disease and medication they gave me when I was in the hospital gave me diabetes.

[@Luubelaar]

Scarily enough, some of them DO. I saw that once and thought "Well I should bloody hope so! If it doesn't, why the hell would I want it???" LOL

[@OriginalSparkstar]

the only way to make this joke better would be to have Jeff say "Side effects may include but are not limited to"

[@jenniferbassfirstchannel]

Ain't this the truth. I love Jeff foxworthy!!

[@buzzbang7930]

Wow. Campho Phenique liquid. I forgot all about that medication. Shit I can't even remember what the hell it was used for.

[@A_Bit_of_Thought]

There is some true wisdom there.

[@timothytrainful]

He described five medications right there!!

[@bigkev9539]

Imagine if someone had all of those side effects at once.

[@JaimeDornanLady]

bigkev9539 😳😳😳🤪🤪🤪🥴

[@rscaito1]

Bill Engvall on his 15 Degrees Off Cool album says something like that. "Side effects may include sleeplessness, vomiting, and diarrhea. Wow! If you have those last two, there's no sleeping. But, let's just say you slept through it. [Mimics waking up and stretching, then seeing a pool of vomit] Ohhhhh! [Then seeing poop on the sheets] Ohhhhhhh! Dang it! I'm gonna be late!"

[@victoriadavis675]

He had his own tv show and he was the game show host of are you smarter then a 5 grader

[@0prayus]

I never appreciated old age until I started getting the good stuff 😂

[@WanderingWombat]

A bunch of that was lifted from Richard Jeni's "Bernard Shapiro, Attorney At Law" bit, but it's still f***ing funny.

[@lahnhedberg3403]

My friends depression pills have a warning that said "May Cause: Breast Cancer, Asthma, Heart Failure and Depression. There were alot more but the fact that the thing meant to help with it can lead to more of it.