Jeff Foxworthy's Fact's Of Life

[@Legman688]

Honestly, as bizarre and messed up as 2022 is, the fact that Jeff Foxworthy can still be both funny and relevant is kind of comforting.

[@MattHadder]

How bizarre is it REALLY? Humans have dealt with everything that we are for thousands of years. Nothing has changed, except the technology.

[@debannas4567]

As far as “ praying for tommy” with us it’s the opposite. I get the text, my husband asks all those questions 😂😂

[@nicolash3175]

Everyone can always get behind him no matter your affiliation lol agreed

[@johnrucker9775]

​@@MattHaddera 0:50

[@sherylbudde2219]

I love how Jeff can take every day life and make hilarious AND no swearing. We need more of this in the world.

[@jackcobb1090]

It is harder to be funny without being crude. He's the best there is.

[@hamishsmith2685]

He said “shit”

[@sherylbudde2219]

@@jackcobb1090 I agree, most comedy has so much vulgarity. He won't stup that low

[@NatandGeorge]

He uses his puppets to do his swearing for him. . .

[@Big_Wash01]

​@@NatandGeorgeWrong Jeff. You're thinking of Dunham. This is Foxworthy.

[@carlamorris6140]

You can always count on Jeff Foxworthy to make you laugh!

[@rebeccachrist2080]

I LOVE this guy! Him and Bill Engvall are SO funny, yet they don’t use any profanity or stuff that is offensive in any way! Just good old LIFE lessons! 😳😁😂

[@paulpattyn7742]

It's great that he is still funny after all these years

[@BobbySacamano]

People usually get funnier as their years go on. This is a terrible example.

[@a2ndopynyn]

@@BobbySacamano - Nah, you're just a stick in the mud. This was hilarious.

[@BobbySacamano]

@@a2ndopynyn I'm as much a stick the mud as you are mud.

[@ivanleterror9158]

The part about the wife and extra questions is so true here.

[@licksnkicks1166]

I love this man and Bill Engvall. Two of the most superb comedians who take their craft to a whole other level. ❤

[@Jayne-bt5en]

There is à great video of Bill Engvall and keñ Davis tar is hilarious. Look it up😅

[@robynhogle2435]

Jeff Foxworthy is one of the BEST. I still Love him.

[@johnpugh327]

Was in FFA and went on a livestock judging contest. Stepped right into a fresh cow pie and just wiped my boot off in the grass as if it was a daily occurrence. I wasn't a farm boy by any means but, played it off like I was. Thank you Tiny Tim.

[@katiedarlin]

Just brought home new rescue dog and the reminder on how to clean off doggy poo is spot on Thanks for making life real once again!

[@cfairfax85]

The black lady impression 🤣🤣🤣. Love this dude..keep him safe.

[@bresams2917]

I screamed 😂😂😂🤣

[@WilliamsPinch]

As a black woman who loves movies, that’s been my exact commentary 😂

[@llydrsn]

I live in a different country - heck, a whole different continent even! - but the way I instinctively knew how to scrape dog poop off my shoes is exactly how Jeff described it! 😂🤣

[@rapidfirer56]

Besides the scrape and the brush stroke my only difference was a water hose instead of a puddle 🤣

[@SirValiantIII]

@@rapidfirer56water with the thumb attachment for pressure adjustment 😂

[@ivanleterror9158]

I always found the side to side brush on the grass to be more effective.

[@Babobubee]

​@@ivanleterror9158maybe it depends on your tread pattern 🤓

[@brendacreighton9518]

Canadian here but I love Jeff Foxworthy. :)

[@beckiehicks102]

He MAKES me laigh till I cry, always has

[@weldabiyaki7502]

"Then you wore those shoes to church the next day, and nobody in that church knew you stepped in dog poop" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@misterwhipple2870]

That is why you never never never eat food that fell on the floor, even if it's less than five seconds.

[@JLuis718]

90s kid here, this is TOO accurate! 😄

[@tylersteensma2338]

I cried at that joke 🤣😂

[@dimitritucker1077]

Oh my God! It was so true that I couldn't stop laughing!

[@jamaicanjuice8684]

2000s kid and these all still ring true Lmao

[@andrewDarga]

2000s kid some of that ain't accurate he's right about the writing I don't have good hand writing but I did play in the yard growing up rather than on a device

[@lescobrandon3047]

Jeff is an incredibly talented comic.

[@juliatobiason3932]

Omg! The shoe poop is hilarious. It’s so true 😂🤣

[@rubber-duck]

Glad to see Jeff is still relevant today and still so funny 😊

[@susantully1533]

He described getting poop off your shoes perfectly 😂😂

[@JeffCo-kd4jq]

Hello Susan How are you doing today?

[@reedr7142]

And the movie theatre lol

[@billbombshiggy9254]

I laughed so hard at the cleaning of dog doo. I'm 39 years old and I still do it like that XD

[@rustyrelicsfarm2406]

26 and I have done that.

[@CountryboyAR]

39 and that's how I've always done it.

[@Ryan-qd1sp]

A lot of your jokes make a lot more sense to me today😂😂😂

[@bradcruz1746]

A living comedy Legend!!!!!!!!!

[@maryloutangye1831]

I love this he is a riot.

[@JonathanFox-uj1rv]

But yet we still have, "HERE IS YOUR SIGN" Moments.😂😂😂😂😂

[@jolynnmitchell5284]

Jeff Foxworthy is the Greatest ❤❤❤❤❤😂

[@LadyINTJOfficial]

I’m a millennial gen and when I stepped on doggy poo I did exactly what Jeff said on how to remove poo. Haha it’s accurate AF. Love this man :)

[@Magazinelady]

That is why it is funny. Most of us have done it exactly as he described.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Facts, with no apostrophe. 😂

[@aeproducedbyequiano2216]

he's right up there with the best

[@donnamccullough1375]

O my gosh, dog poop swipe off soooo true. We had dogs and yep thats the dog poop dance. Kind of like the electric slide

[@4334surf]

Please pray for Tom,, he was in a bad wreak, Classic and true.

[@suebigger5097]

Love Jeff, funniest comedian today!!

[@RFP15]

"Googleable" may not be a word, but it should be.

[@Scott_G]

Netflix should post which specials these clips are from. I see them post a bunch of clips from various comedians and rarely do they ever tell us what the name of special is so we can watch the rest of it. With some of the new people, they might only have one, but someone like Jeff has several.

[@Edgemaster72]

It's in the bottom left corner starting around 0:08 Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy: We've Been Thinking

[@Scott_G]

@@Edgemaster72 Thanks! I don't know how I missed that.

[@jjenk911]

"Not Googleable." It is now.

[@tiarasarjeant5649]

Jeff Foxworthy knows how to make people's day! I only watched him on are You smarter than a 5th grader.

[@robindew9072]

Jeff is hugely hilarious

[@blakewilliams3702]

Jeff and I wore those same shoes with the zigzag pattern!!! Probably used the same stick.

[@karendyment3238]

Jeff Foxworthy I would take the comment you are the clean comic as a compliment. We all love you so much and we like you because you're a little bit clean and it doesn't make you Any less of a comedian it makes you more

[@SahirSiddiqui]

Happy to say I'm well aware of all the steps to clean dog poop of my shoe!

[@Ravianant12]

This is solid

[@stephenflanagan1177]

Hearing Jeff say “Shit” was all I needed to hear

[@jeremyg1833]

Movie transcript was a bit too accurate, it must have really happened😂

[@soulsisterwillis]

Trust me if you want a bit of comedy with your horror sit near black people during the movie. You will get the most hilarious running commentary on the sheer stupidity of said characters. We will actually talk to the screen as if said actors can actually hear us saying things like dude! Get out of the house! Or wtf?! Don't split up are you mental??... I wouldn't investigate that strange noise if I were you... Or my favorite DON'T GO DOWN IN THE BASEMENT!! 🤣

[@RS-xs7vl]

I’ve never experienced it (I’m never going to a horror movie…Ever! 😂), but I know the women in my family, so I can hear it clearly! Lol

[@davidlee6253]

Yessss, I always find that group of black ladies while seeing a horror movie. Ladies yaw make the experience 100x better 🤣

[@tinydancer7426]

It's y'all. 😄

[@davidlee6253]

@@tinydancer7426 I have the bad southern draw so it gets drugged out 🤣🤣

[@tinydancer7426]

@@davidlee6253 Like I should talk. Marylander here. South of the Mason Dixon line, so technically southern, but never thought myself to be. Then came the day I was in Syracuse NY helping my son to settle in for his summer co-op and while talking with rep with the local mass transit to sort out bus schedules (concept totally foreign to my son) the rep asked me where I was from. When I said Maryland, he said, "Ah, I thought you were from the south." Me - ????? I said, "I'm not from the south." Rep said, "Well, I thought you were because of your southern darwl." Me again - ????? I turned to my son and told him what the rep said, and my son said, "Well mom, yeah, you do have a southern accent, I only noticed it since I have been in Rochester at school." After I finished my convo with the rep, I asked my son, "Well, you were born and bred in the same place I was, how come YOU don't have a drawl?" It is true, raised in the same community, but his pronunciation is completely devoid of any taint of southern accent. God figure.

[@davidlee6253]

@@tinydancer7426 🤣 we've done rubbed off on ya. Especially done got the taste for sweet tea

[@tinydancer7426]

@@davidlee6253 Well, no. I don't like sweet tea (makes my teeth itch), Dr says it is a no no with my type 2 diabetes, and, really, I am not supposed to drink much tea cuz of kidneys stones (yep, much tea can cause'em to form or, if'n ya got one, cause it to git bigger. But, I do enjoy a good glass of lemonade (yeah, sugar there too, but the acid from the lemons is a good deterrent to the stones .... so that drink is a catch 22). It sucks getting old and being blessed with the legacy of family ailments.(Thank you mom, thank you dad).

[@vickieleggett386]

Jeff, I can definitely tell you’ve cleaned dog poop from your shoes quite a few times……every step you described was so true I could almost smell it!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@isaiahgonzales3858]

God Bless your every step and breath with the guidance of Almighty. I have feelings that compass my heart you have single handedly gave me.

[@isaiahgonzales3858]

The worst derogatory on earth .... Wicked.

[@uncletaylorify]

The black women at the movies is so true.

[@jestermoon]

Take A Moment Let the fun begin Keep Laughing Stay Safe Stay Free 🌐

[@laraschauble]

The text to pray ...so accurate!! 🤣 I ask for details and my husband says I don't know...let me (meaning him) text them back...🤣

[@andyshistorylessons8278]

The one where he talks about how you need to time when you eat Captain Crunch is funny. He’s like, “Here’s how it works… You wait too soon after you pour the milk on, and you will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. You wait too long after you pour the milk on, and the Captain will put a film on your teeth that a wire brush couldn’t scrape off.”

[@carolynridlon3988]

Eat it with out milk!😮

[@EM_ARCHER]

The stick was BEFORE the puddle and the grass😂😂😂LOL

[@davidbowers6707]

The bathroom emergency joke is so accurate

[@barbsmith1006]

Love him!

[@prisfb]

He’s hilarious!!😆😆😆

[@85geoffm]

"Well, what DO you know?" Anybody who's been in a relationship with a woman has heard that one. 😂

[@stevecarmack6267]

One of the best!

[@williamsweeney3215]

Just saw him in Ozark Alabama and it was amazing.

[@apexlifeismine100]

If your barefoot and it goes between your toes ? The worst 🤣 God Bless you All and Much Love

[@rhondahulett9763]

Great dog poop analogy, that's exactly how it works!🤣🤣

[@82566]

🥰Jeff 🤣🤣

[@antonnym214]

Nailed it!

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

a master at work

[@77zrod46]

Love it

[@treythedrummer4189]

Great kit! Legend! 🍕

[@treythedrummer4189]

Skit

[@theplayeralsoknownasmousecop]

First time I've ever heard him say "shit" 😂

[@Chanselleur]

This is a life lesson. People freak out stepping in crap, you fix it and move on

[@Mick_Ts_Chick]

Yeah when we were young we ran around barefooted half the time. Dog poop between the toes was a fact of life! 😂

[@susanhowell6838]

He's awesome❤

[@thomasschwarting5108]

LOVE IT!!

[@nitdiver5]

That was hilarious! Seriously!

[@CaitSith87]

Yeah dog poop on shoes. Its weird what you remember from childhood.

[@margo3367]

My dog knows I throw it away in the dumpster. I tell her, “I have to dump this” and she runs right to the various dumpsters in the neighborhood we go to. In fact, if I’ve forgotten to bring a bag and I don’t pick it up she looks at me as though she’s guilting me. 😅✌️

[@diamond6719]

He’s the best

[@diamond6719]

You are the best Jeff Foxworthy

[@staceyhorton228]

Oh my gosh!!!😆😅🤣😂 Yep!! That's how you get rid of dog poop!!!

[@scazermazz]

My ex was EXACTLY like this. She threw me out of the house and wondered why I didn't beg to come back.

[@Silvaria928]

Has anyone heard from Tom? I heard that I should pray for him because he was in a bad wreck.

[@joebaucom4537]

Great !.

[@brandoninglin7566]

1:58-2:34 3:35-3:58 4:20-5:15 is my favorite 🤩 part of the video

[@outdoorlife5396]

Fact of life, I took my 12 yo daughter to see a scary movie. It was a dud. There was this on scary part where this pendulum came out of the fireplace. We were behind some black women; they were talking trash about how bad the movie was. Then the guy was in the fireplace and the pendulum came swing down. We got showered with popcorn. Think God it was not soda. LMAO

[@rogerdudra178]

Greetings from the BIG SKY. That's what you get for livin in a city.

[@1976PartyBoy]

My Daddy-wise, beyond his 68 years of age, confided in me... He said to me : Johnny, I know EVERYTHING that there is too know about WOMEN, and I can tell you in ONE SENTENCE. Now, I was seventeen years old- & I figgered-what the heck, so I replied : what is it Daddy??? His answer shocked me with it's simplicity ( he & my Mother had been Married for 40 years). He said : I don't know a 'DANG THING', about WOMEN !!! I have passed along this 'morsel' of 'WISDOM' to my own sons, so that the 'FREE LEGACY' will survive another generation, te-hee

[@ddmck1972]

He described scraping off dogshit from those shoes perfectly! I miss my shoes with those zigzag soles.

[@iveolovarria9390]

Love it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@gabaghoul23]

legendary thank god i learned the facts of life fromm something not googlable

[@SergioHeMa]

This guy is hell funny

[@janiceritchot9505]

He’s funny !

[@SonicSlicer]

Man, I know the brushstroke 'maneuver', that was a regular practice for me, my neighborhood was full of dogs. Big ones, small ones, some that were noisy footballs. If you were lucky...and I do mean *lucky*, one of your pals had the key to the garden hose faucet...and you'd just spray the hell outta the shoe.

[@ScottThomas-t7o]

Very hilarious

[@marieazrak1951]

😅 I was born in 1982 thank you very much

[@mj-7444]

1982 of course

[@trishkarasek9740]

Praise God for you, we love you and Jesus❤

[@chambl3r]

my grandfather wrote lots of his jokes and i went to a show of his a few years back for free, bro chill like that. irrelevant comment i guess but i think it’s kinda cool.

[@princezzpuffypants6287]

Who the hell was the janitor on Joey?! I don't remember a janitor. I'm dying now....

[@joshuablassingame7714]

I love the jokes about the dog poop/video games, and the one about the scary movie! They are both so true!! I have a lot more f African-American female friends and their reactions to scary movies are EXACTLY as Jeff describes!

[@tylersteensma2338]

4:18 to skip to the last joke

[@johnjk293]

Please Pray for Tom, he was in a bad wreck.

[@ghostrider88jinetedelfanta31]

His facts of life are too true!! Love the bit: Women have more ?'s then men have answers to!

[@kilroywashere513]

He is still hilarious, and it’s true that kids now a days don’t play outside anymore🙄🤦🏻‍♂😆😂🤣👏🏻💯.

[@NatandGeorge]

yup, on the kids & dog poop, but he omitted how we used to play in the backyard, barefoot! Same removal process, but without the stick step. . .

[@newguy3588]

Anyone know where I can find the Jello clip he did way back?

[@awajiangirl]

Actually i talk like that during scary movies sometimes lol

[@BobbySacamano]

Netflix didn't even care enough about this special to get the title right.

[@welovetabaluga2992]

It's a segment in the special

[@BobbySacamano]

​@@welovetabaluga2992​ Read the title again. It's a dumb error that only simple people cannot see. In other words, it tracks. Or should I say, "It Track's."