Jeff Kaplan: addressing the Brigitte stun meta

[@TheGIJew.]

"if I have to spend another two years stopping you guys from being assholes to each other, I'm going to translocate myself out of this company as fast as possible" This quote aged quite well

[@Tom-H1]

Yeah, except it took another 3 1/2 years

[@vanclyde]

You mean 2 1/2 It's not even been 3 1/2 years since this video yet

[@barbaricbeef]

a little too well

[@tcrzsppr3163]

Yeah but this time he was translocating himself away from Blizzard execs (a$$holes).

[@DruidsCalling]

😢

[@DecayedPony]

The fact that every word Jeff say's has the same tone and volume.... He walked himself into this.

At this point I think it's intentional.

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

"Better make sure dinoflask can work this into his videos."

[@illican]

except for that brigitte announcement video

[@HellaGust]

Orca. Killer Whale. Gratuitous.

[@mardy3732]

I know right. It literally doesn't matter what context you take his words from. They always fit in one sentence as if they were meant to be spoken that way.

[@MorkMemes]

3:38 he warned us

[@colindavey4075]

The timeline even matches up.

[@Halo2Trigate]

@@colindavey4075 Dinoflask knew

[@giraffeman326]

Feels bad man

[@dragoon347]

Even his predictions of OW failing when he left lol 😆

[@dinocha0s]

'Torbjorn has no idea what his little girl is up to' LMAO AHAHAHAHAAH

[@actuallylollypop7469]

I lost it at that part

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

Close quarters combat, and I'm loving every bit of it!

[@Gavrilooo]

I lost it there hahahhaha

[@Nateson]

"We now have 40 million players and only 90% of those are smurf accounts" .....SO TRUE

[@voguefurret]

(Only 36000000 smurf)

[@justmavi7999]

Yeah, it looks like every KZbinr has to get a Smurf account for this and that reason. Also every genji main.

[@justmavi7999]

A Smurf is a player who plays an underleveled account to play with weaker players.

[@mathiasschmidt1212]

19%

[@mrconsistencyza7334]

It's sooooo true! It's a bummer when you introducing someone new to the game and the enemy team has a smurf Widow, Genji and Hanzo. You still try to convince them it's a good game.

[@ThatPunchKid]

Gold as always man

[@NeoTifa]

ThatPunchKid your reminder to actually upvote the vid ya heathen

[@mindbodysoul-musictherapy4550]

Quit making fun of his competitive rank

[@SilvethTheRadiant]

Same here... I'll never be in plat 😭

[@redguy394]

Call it a E girl mercy main then

[@adamjsher04]

You appear alot

[@zillanimu]

Took a little longer than he expected, but he sure did translocate

[@GapedCeiling]

i love that you edit in the "uh's"

[@AlphaPreyPlays]

And all the breaths, breathing and awkward pauses haha

[@bobbacas1309]

We didn't listen and now Jeff has translocated out, just like he said he would

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

Do you think Dinoflask has 40 terabytes dedicated solely to Jeff voice clips?

[@Capta1nTD]

『Castafiore』 Without a doubt.

[@SLACKLINEDUDE]

He might even have a program that's connected to a library.

[@himikoxy3101]

Yes

[@defragsbin]

He has his own amazon datacentre and uses Big Jeff Cloud technology

[@ItsKatsuragi]

The Spastic Tiger you really just need to have transcripts of the videos to search for words you need and the videos themselves to clip. Doing the transcriptions is probably the thing that requires the *hardest* but not the *most* work, but I'm just guessing.

[@IGNXIII]

"It was during one of my regular stress-induced nightmares, that the answer finally revealed itself to me. You guys can't wreck my games if if you can't move." You had me dying.

[@RealityRogue]

“I’m going to translocate out of this company as soon as possible” lol

[@thebookwaswaybetter2827]

so you should sort of, prepare yourself for that

[@elpollochileno]

And here we are now

[@tevildech5497]

@@elpollochileno I WAS GONNA SAY THIS DIDNT AGE WELL

[@litjon1977]

@@tevildech5497 He did say “If I had to spend ANOTHER 2 YEARS trying to stop you people for being assholes online, I’m going to translocate out of this company.” And wow look, it’s been two years and the toxicity has barely ever gotten better.

[@taliarosethorn]

@@litjon1977 Well now we know why Jeff left

[@AarPlays]

That translocate joke got me good.

[@sebshamu]

"My patience level is almost as low as the average skill rating of Overwatch console players" omg

[@afmghost1759]

Sebastián Chavez BURN

[@Exhumami]

To be fair, playing with just a controller is pretty restricting.

[@YourOnlyHero]

@@Exhumami yea it is. Thumbs only an 2-4 fingers at the top. But i really play rather console than pc

[@hipbubble7685]

I would love pc players try a controller

[@hausjell4585]

Sebastián Chavez a

[@TheMasterKrook]

I was *stunned* when I saw you upload again

[@daniel_kb3434]

Ahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... funny

[@jort6476]

I was stunned by daddy jeff

[@zmayortag7967]

TheMasterKrook daad cmon

[@knk7065]

AGANE

[@thorandil1]

Quality > Quantity

[@supmotto]

3:31 jeff states the reason he left company :(

[@matfis5745]

"You guys cant wreck my games if you cant move"

[@SuperExplosivegames]

Thank you! I knew this quote had to be in the comments. I was dying laughing!

[@cherryistrash4080]

"You can't wreck my games if you can't move." This is why I main Brigitte.

[@canistheman6019]

nice pfp

[@catchxwithoutxarms]

The use of umms and so's is amazing.

[@BradMeine]

It's the "umms" and "so's" and awkward pauses that really puts these videos over the top.

[@coldbuttons]

3:40 welp shit he really did translocate the fuck out of the company.

[@LuxasVTUBER]

*Delightfully Devilish Jeff*

[@SlayrKris]

Luxra heee heee heee heee

[@movienoob101]

Jeff Kaplan with his crazy explanations

[@kylemaljevac5482]

Movienoob101 the community’s gonna need their medication

[@babysealclub11]

Pretty accurate

[@Century10-s7q]

KAAAPLAAAAN!!!! D:

[@pao126]

“If I have to spend another two years trying to stop you people from being assholes online, I’m gonna translocate the fuck out of this company”. Man, he knew.

[@adamcoussin7080]

We have over 40 million players and only *90 percent of those are smurf accounts*

[@marcus2250]

I love that 😂

[@overwatchtheater8165]

Apparently Jeff Daddy has the ability to create and remove his beard instantly at will.

[@theanonime1176]

*BUFFS FOR SYMMETRA OR GOODMAN WILL GET YA!*

[@e-money2141]

A A A A A A A A A A

[@oldcowbb]

witness the born of a new meme

[@redguy394]

Rumble with Goodman it’s not a feelsgoodman

[@CoachJohnMcGuirk1]

It’s the new wrestle with Jeff

[@timbaleno9269]

2 years later, Jeff steps down.

[@MYG]

Another *Stunning* video.

[@conorobrien4046]

Mr.Popo woah, that escalated quickly

[@rio1408]

Mr.Popo wow calm down their it’s just a prank bro

[@llamaking9835]

ptsd intensifies

[@marshroverv5632]

Congratulations you'r high

[@tiitpeeter]

"Everyone is here." *Waaaaaaaaaah*

[@SableMelody]

i'm actually cry laughing "increase the time of Brigitte's stun so you'll now be stunned till the end of time" 😂😂😂😂 i can't believe i didn't know about these vids before... thank u for making these lmao

[@santoryusekai2618]

*Woke for when Dinoflask comes back once more after a month*

[@tegrity5822]

prob takes a month to make the video lol

[@grimwars]

"it's none other than Jeffry Kaplan the big dawg himself" i lost it at that.

[@brandondifalco580]

3:32 really hits different now...

[@traviswilliams2348]

The description of this video is a masterpiece. Bravo my good sir.

[@CsStoker]

That's a 4chan pasta

[@traviswilliams2348]

CsStoker oh I know. But he edited it to fit so beautifully.

[@Neotrinity7]

I can't believe he actually translocated out of the company 2 and a half years later

[@okaylol_2803]

"...You can't wreck my game if you can't move" Words to live by

[@chinad34th]

I still live by these words

[@cubbycramer]

When youve been a Dva Main for 7 seasons then suddenly 1 bread hero shows up AND RUINS YOUR LIFE

[@micmccond7]

wow...i feel so bad for you..now you'll actually have to get gud again. but lets be honest...you always say..fuck my team...i do what i want. right? Is it rude...sorry..i just cringe when i see dva mains stubbornly play into hog OR zar, dont eat flame strikes or moira orbs...and DONT HELP DEAL WITH THE FUCKING PHARAH.

[@ehoffart529]

Cubby Cramer now that Baguette has been released I have awoken once again to feed on your salt.

[@nuclearchavez]

same but with tracer instead

[@jetsettech8804]

MegaDove d.va vs hog isn't bad. Zarya isn't that bad as long as people don't feed her energy

[@MrRetardication]

Justice.

[@GenerationWest]

Geoff Goodman's Giant Floating Head manifest itself from Jeff's All Father mind and got what he wanted.

[@kingchickenwing4887]

GenerationWest What?

[@Razkain100]

"If I have to spend another 2 years trying to stop you people from being assholes online, I'm going to translocate the fuck out of this company as soon as possible." Dino Flask can see things before they happen.

[@prakjaw2777]

Who wants that flying head to be the next overwatch hero

[@xaviertalks]

am i a good person? Only if it's Jeff Goldman's

[@WavemasterAshi]

I'm still waiting for Mr. Wheels.

[@thefriendliestgamer4103]

this video aged incredibly

[@jengojet5481]

So now he did translocate the fuck out of this company.

[@amberlee4536]

It's too real and I feel like Jeff is probably sitting at his desk somewhere going "it's so true though"

[@nitestalkrr9272]

I expect to see a sign in the Blizzard Arena next week saying "Buffs to Symmetra or Goodman will get ya"

[@octozozzle6140]

3:31 Well, shit...

[@ZenRyoku]

Holy shit!!!! This is The best one yet!!! My dude...i luv all your stuff... But how SAVAGE you got with not just the creative combinations of sentences (while learning how diverse you got with so many shots of Jeff...all wearing or looking different) ....and.... understanding how exactly you seamlessly meld these things together) Its really great... Your timing on this which completely defines how it feels over all...its...almost able to be indiscernible to know if its clipped together... I mean...cmon...seriously?... The only video I watch thats actually funny enough to always make me genuinely laugh...

[@RyuNoZero]

3:39 he announced his resignation in 2018, sick man!

[@StortHast27]

"I'm gonna translocate the fuck out of this company as soon as possible" And then he did exactly that

[@turngold6880]

BUFFS FOR SYMMETRA OR GOODMAN’LL GET YA

[@assumedname1312]

3:39 you were right :(

[@Frentzneil]

3:38 foreshadowing…miss u papa Jeff

[@darkun3287]

I wonder if he got the idea for the Cyberian Zarya skin from one of his stress-induced nightmares...

[@amaegith9871]

"If I have to spend another two years to stop you people from being assholes online, I'm going to translocate the fuck out of this company as soon as possible, so you should sort of prepare yourself for that." Just a few months off. Talk about prophetic.

[@DrMonty-ng5fo]

Lol holy shit, 3:30 predicts the future And this video was released 2 years ago too! Lol

[@swaggyboy2054]

3:53 honestly this couldn’t be more accurate to the current state of overwatch

[@dexaphobia8085]

Poor Torbjorn doesn't know what his daughter is up to, *whipping people in corners*

[@et12448]

I really appreciate how much work you put into the pauses in speech, even just a space between words can get its own clip, I love it.

[@colindavey4075]

3:31 Dinoflask calling it on that one.

[@tormarod]

Damn we didn't know how good we had it

[@Shag781]

I'm watching some old OP Brigitte clips and that led me here again I miss you, I miss Jeff :'( Also 3:38 the madman actually did it in the end

[@hemdallhelvard8246]

3:31 Dinoflask warned us....

[@StillChewy]

Oh. My. God. Dinoflask predicted it... 3:31

[@graffler3253]

And only *90%* is smurf accounts which is amazing.

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

i bet at least half of the people that complain about smurfs use smurf accounts themselves lol.

[@obik16]

and so Jeff dislocated himself out of company, big man, he follows his words ...

[@snowdoggieii]

He sure did translocate in two years

[@ianferguson1495]

When the hell did he say nightmares in an update video?

[@georgeghleung]

Thanks for reminding Brigitte NEEDS a leather swimsuit skin

[@RTaco]

And a matching leather daddy skin for Reinhardt.

[@halistallions1093]

I just want you to know that I keep coming back to watch these.. even after stopping playing OW like a year ago. Theyre just gold man. Pure gold.

[@Jim-zw7vi]

It's midnight and my family is trying to sleep but I can't stop laughing why do u do this to me

[@dawsoin3558]

Stunned until the end of time

[@Evtrex13]

The KZbin recommendation system brought me here.

[@David-op8go]

Ever Trejo the best thing that ever happened to you

[@Evtrex13]

I don't regret it but I feel bad because everyone makes fun out of Jeff Kaplan

[@the-shork]

Ever Trejo don't worry we love Papa Jeff

[@kerbonaut2059]

Man that last bit hits different now that he's gone

[@stea20]

GOD IS BACK AND HE UPLOADED 2 MINUTES AGO

[@lemonthief2534]

2:23 sums up the whole game pretty well currently.

[@lorenzocappai4780]

It‘s *stunning* to see this many Brigitte mains out there... *literally*

[@twistedbiscuit69]

Absolutely fantastic, these videos are just pure gold, the cadences and little pauses and everything else just works so damn well

[@Bobr1997]

beard grows faster than brigitte can stun you

[@Iloveidiots1]

The time and effort that has to go in to one of these has got to be draining. Amazing work.

[@CR-oo3rb]

3:30 Well, That aged well Ha, and 4:08 too

[@silverdialga0358]

"... I'm going to translocate out of this company..." 3 years later: Jeff Kaplan retires

[@AirLight1646]

I guess the OW team is gonna colapse faster than the floor on Petra

[@AirLight1646]

And it did

[@Razgaz.]

This content is so funny, the amount of work you put into these videos man. I really respect that. AND the script is incredible dude. The story you tell with every video makes me smile. Thanks Dino.

[@itscarlosreally]

"Stress-induced nightmares" HAHAHAHA

[@Towelietowel]

3:31 We didn't listen.

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

"If I have to spend another 2 years trying to stop you people from being assholes online, I will translocate the fuck out of this company as soon as possible!" This aged well...

[@charlesm7215]

I envy Jeff Kaplan's supernatural ability to swap clothes in between jump cuts.

[@mormegil84]

That jab at console hurt me. THANKS THANKS THANKS THANKS THANKS

[@MarkusAT]

He sure did translocate after 2 years

[@atomlib]

3:50 and onwards predicts the Overwatch 2 fiasco nicely.

[@TheLateKnight4785]

this video ended up being kind of prophetic, didn't it?

[@NyaronVT]

"My patience level is almost as low as the average skill rating of Overwatch Hanzo players", bless Jeff, I feel you!

[@comickazii6629]

*double jumps over everyone *Gets shield bashed then flashbanged then run over with dva mech

[@Makkovar]

Buffs for Symmetra or Goodman will get ya!

[@bepisthebenis5111]

The time you take to edit in the breaths and hard swallows are why I laugh my ass off every time

[@MentalVideographer]

Whatever money you make doing this, it's not nearly enough. This is gold.

[@TangyOrangey]

So I recently started using closed captions in youtube and there is more comedy hidden in these post that most people dont realize cuz its in the script of the video. Great work champ

[@connor.chan.jazzman]

Who cares about how harsh or drastic the stun is, sure beats joining into a match where the hero DEFEAT is on your hero select screen.

[@connor.chan.jazzman]

Caballero Do you think I don't know that?

[@BagelBoi4000]

陳Connor I hadn’t played the game in 5 months, I finally put the disk in and jumped into a quick play match. I saw the new heroes and decided to play the baguette one. Then the second I loaded in the words defeat popped up so I left the game, took the disk out and went back to sea of thieves.

[@nvil82395]

DerpTrooper4000 Since when do games require a disk anymore...

[@cjerp]

peasants still have discs i think?

[@BagelBoi4000]

Nicolas Villamil I purchased the disk when the game first came out, I’m not going to get the download of a game I basically never play. And hard copies are sometimes helpful if I’m not sure if I’ll keep the game cuz if I don’t enjoy it I can just sell it to some of my dumbass friends.

[@Shadsterwolf]

I think Dinoflask is now Jeff's legal way to say what's really on his mind.

[@garbotoxins840]

He did trabslocate

[@AxelDerAlptraumraech]

And he in fact did translocate out of blizz...

[@chrismic8087]

Literally every other youtuber uploads: i sleep dinoflask uploads: **R E A L S H I T ?**

[@saullaski7295]

that video description earned you a new sunscriber. Witty and subtle. Thanks 4 the laughs