''and he was ready to introduce her to each knuckle of his left fist'' Brilliant
@ScareFire4 жыл бұрын
What a line
@tchallaw3st4 жыл бұрын
Knuckle
@ScareFire4 жыл бұрын
@@tchallaw3st And he was ready to show her the way in fives shades of red
@bigfudge20314 жыл бұрын
I'm using that line.
@JmanIQ4 жыл бұрын
I was like 666
@Kaejyn4 жыл бұрын
That new Mercy PvE story mission sounds pretty promising.
@longislandlegoboy4 жыл бұрын
It’s actually a player vs self story mission, first of its kind
@rythis1554 жыл бұрын
I've heard she can do a surprising amount of damage to her self-esteem and forehead
@hammerth14214 жыл бұрын
Dew it!
@alberteinstein1274 жыл бұрын
Nooo I love mercy curb stomp your words fool mercy is the sexy mom/waifu everyone wants
@TiaCain4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I feel that
@ryu-chan50314 жыл бұрын
"I teleport out of my house like Reaper" JEFF COMES
@love-hammer4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Blossom is ready. Nerf! Nerf! NERF!
@ninjaproductions40444 жыл бұрын
We all love it when Jeff comes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Vidya-James4 жыл бұрын
"Just like Torbjorn after a really tough day at work I like to come home and shoot out pools of that liquid hot magma" *JEFF COMES*
@InnerEagle4 жыл бұрын
Dva ulting: Nerf This! Jeff: If you really want it, I can
@gusnd4 жыл бұрын
OMG I’m laughing so hard right now and reading the comments is not helping me stop!
@Renouf4 жыл бұрын
"Can't you go two minutes without creating a killer robot?"
@Alexa-pc6ux4 жыл бұрын
Fucking dumb bitch😠😠😠😳😳😳😳
@zaishijunior94554 жыл бұрын
@@Alexa-pc6ux reported
@StormTheSquid4 жыл бұрын
@@zaishijunior9455 somebody missed the joke
@manitobant67384 жыл бұрын
@@zaishijunior9455 r/woooosh
@slaminjaminotter72864 жыл бұрын
Manitobant 15 lol u guys are the ones that missed the joke. Obviously he didn’t actually report
@ebenaceto94974 жыл бұрын
"I'll let you speculate about who that might be" lmao
@lol_123__4 жыл бұрын
“Unfortunately, Min- Mina Liao was killed by the South Korean team in the Overwatch World Cup ”.. I died at this thank you Dino
@gunnerhauer1244 жыл бұрын
2:02 I died
@ashendemon70684 жыл бұрын
"But unfortunately Mina Liao was killed by the South Korean team in the Overwatch World Cup" Help! I can't stop laughing
@InnerEagle4 жыл бұрын
I'll make you stop laughing: From the next patch, Tank avg queue will be 12 mins, healers 9 mins and DPS 3 mins.
@InnerEagle4 жыл бұрын
@Cat Suppository AND the early leaver gets as first penalty 1 hour
@InnerEagle4 жыл бұрын
@Cat Suppository Thanks
@InnerEagle4 жыл бұрын
@@sfbrickfilms3524 imagine being dps queue and 1)early game u have to wait 10 more minutes 2) you have to fight in a 6v5 and ur team decides to leave after the timer runs off
@InnerEagle4 жыл бұрын
@@sfbrickfilms3524 Me? I never left voluntarily a game. In 3k hours of comp I left the game 2 times, the rest of the times it was server fault and yet i still got punished
@add8chicken4 жыл бұрын
“I like to come home and shoot out pools of that magma” lmao
@Interrobang2124 жыл бұрын
Jeff has a thermal output similar to a nuclear reactor. He uses the energy for wrestling.
@peasantofpersia4 жыл бұрын
HOT LIQUID MAGMA
@Edoeren4 жыл бұрын
TOO HOT FOR YOU?
@theWonderBooth4 жыл бұрын
"She's a machine running Win 10" XD
@masteriangamer4 жыл бұрын
Wow, sounds like OW2 is going to start tackling some darker themes with its story missions. Can't wait!
@damaginggoldenlight4 жыл бұрын
I love watching your videos!
@qibli76794 жыл бұрын
Wtf ian lmao
@dice20304 жыл бұрын
sarcasm isn't fit with you. well thats me
@TheMasterKrook4 жыл бұрын
and here i was thinking dinoflask was dead guess he just needed a reboot
@bones11234 жыл бұрын
TheMasterKrook post on twitter more lucio bitch
@seanfritz79994 жыл бұрын
Quarantine will do that to ya
@hasnoname37814 жыл бұрын
Kroooook it’s been so long
@lloydfromfar4 жыл бұрын
Dinoflask 2 is work in progress! :D
@TorgnyLandin4 жыл бұрын
You mean he needed a robot?
@Adler29354 жыл бұрын
There has never been a guy to criticise Overwatch in such an accurate and humorous way. Kudos
@iBasheveryone4 жыл бұрын
Thank god for Jeff Kaplan
@tacklebox15824 жыл бұрын
@@iBasheveryone Thank god for Jeff puppets
@dorenn4 жыл бұрын
"oh no i contributed to an omnic crisis! lets build another robot that does more damage!"
@azifazeez4 жыл бұрын
Which is T H I C C
@darthtazer4 жыл бұрын
5:22 Ah yes my favorite mission. Mercy Suicide hotline
@dice20304 жыл бұрын
ah yes, my favorite mission. prevent your healer from dying
@qExAi54 жыл бұрын
@@dice2030 Ah, yes. my favorite mission. "I NEED HEALING!"
@dice20304 жыл бұрын
@@qExAi5 Ah yes. my favorite mission. "EUEUGHGHGHG" Killcam: Mercymain died from Roadhog
@TsarOfMemes_0074 жыл бұрын
"I have to queue for 10 minutes" god i died
@InnerEagle4 жыл бұрын
First time? :-P
@InnerEagle4 жыл бұрын
@king emfj3201 40 as average would be fair, you would know you can do anything you want and then play the game, like, you can even cook at that point
@darkstar_574 жыл бұрын
Hahaha "the last thing Michael Chu worked on before being banished from Blizzard" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rachelsummerstone99524 жыл бұрын
LOL, just come across that! Oh I can't wait for OW 2!!
@jackh.30524 жыл бұрын
@@rachelsummerstone9952 ow2 isn't that good bc Michael Chu
@laynereeves4064 жыл бұрын
When does Jeff Kaplan say “iambic pentameter”?
@bodacious124 жыл бұрын
sigma vid I think
@bodacious124 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYq8dXZ8hLmGhZIm25s
@laynereeves4064 жыл бұрын
bodacious thanks
@cal74474 жыл бұрын
The role que update, when he explains that creativity strives even with limitation in place, just like Shakespearian poetry
@hugoclarke32844 жыл бұрын
@@cal7447 Technically it strives because of the context limitation provides.
@KooriGraywolf4 жыл бұрын
"... A better version of what a robot could be for humanity and society, and came up with a robot that can kill humans in different ways" i died
@eddiehart97343 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna miss the dev updates with Jeff
@LaserBeamDynamite4 жыл бұрын
The people that disliked this video need to be introduced to each of the knuckles on Jeff Kaplan's fist. To be clear, I'm speaking of Jeff Kaplan from the Overwatch team.
@bohdanpyzh27124 жыл бұрын
"wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death"
@finnheisenheim82744 жыл бұрын
Nah they just need a taste of his lijiang tower
@MildSatire4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the clarification I wasn't sure who you were talking about
@MildSatire4 жыл бұрын
Mister Hamlicrazy123 doesn't everyone?
@jubdub79494 жыл бұрын
The South-Korean Zarya grav was ahead of it's time tho
@spinosaurus20014 жыл бұрын
on god it was so sexy
@GriseWeisshark4 жыл бұрын
Was it the one in Eichenwald?
@Quanima4 жыл бұрын
@@GriseWeisshark Indeed
@shannonolivas95244 жыл бұрын
"Can't you go 2 minutes without creating another killer robot" lol. Thank you Dinoflask, you've always made such entertaining videos.
@thebowedacious3 жыл бұрын
Dino we need a "Goodbye Jeff" video! These were so good!
@Voicelet4 жыл бұрын
That red eyes edit at the last second of the vid tho.
@TheMacco264 жыл бұрын
Had to check it back to assess your sentence. You good
@shannonolivas95244 жыл бұрын
Just long enough for it to pop back into your mind as you try to sleep at night.
@oicmorez41294 жыл бұрын
Long have we awaited Overwatch outdated Valorant overrated Dinoflask activated
@gr8omar1294 жыл бұрын
You Mean : Overwatch outdated Valorant overrated Long have we awaited Dinoflask activated
@flytrapYTP4 жыл бұрын
Valorant's alright, it just looks bad.
@Shrimp4Gura4 жыл бұрын
@@flytrapYTP ive seen so many people saying "its still in beta, the graphics don't have to be perfect" like its riot, lol isn't graphically impressive either
@flytrapYTP4 жыл бұрын
@@Shrimp4Gura The thing is, it's not about detail or fidelity. It's the artstyle. It's just so incredibly bland.
@Shrimp4Gura4 жыл бұрын
@@flytrapYTP cuz its a CSGO clone
@ValoriYT3 жыл бұрын
I'm sad Jeff is leaving :( Just here to memefully pay respects to who I'll always remember as the face of OW
@christophertalbot57794 жыл бұрын
"When we release Overwatch 2 sometime in the next 30 years" Too real.
@Kwooon4 жыл бұрын
“He was ready to introduce her to every knuckle of his left fist” i love this
@flytrapYTP4 жыл бұрын
Ah finally, the ACTUAL developer update.
@dende38424 жыл бұрын
"She was trying to create a better version of what a robot could be for humanity and for society... and she came up with a robot that can kill humans in many different ways" ROFL
@Max_Coolman4 жыл бұрын
That sneeze around 5:00 was a nice touch
@SINotFound4 жыл бұрын
Glorious
@CocoCineaste4 жыл бұрын
Hey sinf!
@Pepega244 жыл бұрын
He should make a 'we didn't start the fire' cover of Jeff Kaplan.
@blooper5li3 жыл бұрын
Man, these hit different now that Jeff left the Overwatch team.
@Eweyhen4 жыл бұрын
Every time Dinoflask uploads, I can just imagine the entire Overwatch team huddled around a tv or monitor watching this together and laughing with Jeff's face being red the whole time. PS: Jeff is now very self-conscience of his breathing thanks to Dino.
@MrCokewithice4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to save mercy from herself in overwatch 2
@nickdasher80844 жыл бұрын
Dinoflask has really outdone himself with this one
@D.Wapher4 жыл бұрын
2:18 Ah, I see McCree is a man of culture as well.
@tidy75174 жыл бұрын
顏靖軒 who is the best waifu
@Interrobang2124 жыл бұрын
sounds like surefour
@mr_ekshun4 жыл бұрын
for some reason I could see weeb McCree being lore haha
@EgorKlenov4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, as always
@emti293 жыл бұрын
We will never have like this again.
@TLhikan3 жыл бұрын
Farewell, Jeff Fromtheoverwatchteam.
@FratinandMadrik4 жыл бұрын
I like how personal this developer update was. Jeff really lets us know the process behind making new heroes and firing developers with higher skill rating than him.
@PT-jh4to4 жыл бұрын
Relationship ended with White Haired Waifu. Full Metal Waifu is my new girlfriend. ~McCree. Probably
@freshbakedmeme4 жыл бұрын
"There's this really exciting mission where Mercy realises she's never gonna get her old ultimate ability back, then you have to try to stop her from turning the gun on herself." Goddamn.
@RadicalYue4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I'm super sick with the plague and I've been horribly depressed. I needed this. Thank you, thank you, thank you
@CrimsonAurora994 жыл бұрын
Hope you recover soon!
@IIIOldSchooLIII4 жыл бұрын
Damn. Get well soon.
@justride893 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna miss this since Jeff is leaving Blizzard
@AlwaysRobert4 жыл бұрын
I, for one, can't wait to see Jeff dance on multiple stages around the world, while shooting his hot hot magma everywhere.
@Fithrealmhuntsman4 жыл бұрын
I play tank so much I didn’t even realize there was a q time problem
@koba94214 жыл бұрын
Fithrealmhuntsman yes you do or else you wouldn’t be playing tank
@ExplosivePumpkinPie4 жыл бұрын
@@koba9421 Nah, the main reasons to play tank are either to play roadhog or just because there is no limit to your self-loathing
@mrinfinity3334 жыл бұрын
same, my comp tank queues were 12 seconds short yesterday
@pllaid58834 жыл бұрын
I play tank because I can’t aim
@tem04 жыл бұрын
@@pllaid5883 Trash
@declan50733 жыл бұрын
That OW2 release date joke hasn't aged a day
@iramrahman29674 жыл бұрын
Yessss the wait has been worth it!
@zenbenn51074 жыл бұрын
We miss you chief, we need you in these difficult times :(
@ValekHalfHeart4 жыл бұрын
It's been two years since I last played Overwatch and this is still utter gold
@jonathangould1894 жыл бұрын
Jeff keeps adding new DPS because he has his very own Dev Queue, and only has to wait a few seconds to find a game.
@zakanyimen6 ай бұрын
6:00 so that is why ow 2 got cut because jeff is no longer works there.
@thecheck9684 жыл бұрын
5:23 Mercy mains in 2017
@warlordsquerk53384 жыл бұрын
Eh I didn't turn the gun on myself, I quit the game. Looks like there's been nothing added or changed since that's worth coming back to tho
@feartheghus4 жыл бұрын
The moment jack Morrison talked about queue times and asked for a support robot was the proof beyond proof that this too would be a good vidoe
@zanygamerx4 жыл бұрын
I can appreciate the time taken to leave in and even add Jeff inhaling.
@tacklebox15824 жыл бұрын
good god the cuts are unbelievably smooth and the only noticeable change in tone I notice is for humour emphasis this is amazing
@DienamicP4 жыл бұрын
Best one since "Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death" Thank you for this DinoFlask. You truly have a gift.
@JaziB4 жыл бұрын
Possibly your best video to date. Keep up the good work, my dude.
@feartheghus4 жыл бұрын
5:20 The best pve story ever to come to overwatch.
@wartide3long683 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@solbringer24834 жыл бұрын
More Jeff inhales plz
@SDXStudio2 жыл бұрын
Here in 2022, with Overwatch 2, I really wish I only had to queue for 10 minutes to even get into the game.
@TheKingDrew4 жыл бұрын
Where are you when we need you most
@Orthane2 жыл бұрын
Well they definitely did not redefine what a sequel means so that's the first time that a Dinoflask video was wrong.
@neverenoughguitars82764 жыл бұрын
You have to admire the amount of work that went into this. Funny stuff!
@shoresy69274 жыл бұрын
Jeff is a legend. I hope he watches these
@S.A.O.D.A4 жыл бұрын
All those description ideas sound good. And of course the video came out brilliantly too. You're gifted at this, so don't doubt yourself.
@ODIOPOWER4 жыл бұрын
Live the DPS life style or quit.
@caseybouquet4 жыл бұрын
Shut your mouth and go wait for in a queue for the same amount of time it takes me to play three games. LONG LIVE THE TANK MAINS! The few yet proud!
@ODIOPOWER4 жыл бұрын
@@caseybouquet God Speed you my friend
@slaminjaminotter72864 жыл бұрын
Every day I double jump out of bed like genji
@halfassedhero5004 жыл бұрын
@@slaminjaminotter7286 I teleport outside my house just like like Reaper
@TheLastEgg084 жыл бұрын
I personally quit till ow2.
@rolitae3 жыл бұрын
Jeff will never dance for us all over the world now u.u
@thurst0n4 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize this was dinoflask post at first. I'm so glad it is!
@UniQAntiQ4 жыл бұрын
Can't help but marvel at what you come up with. Your videos are one of those things that make me think that maybe humanity isn't a lost cause after all. Thank you so much for sharing your creations!
@fadew554 жыл бұрын
oh man... this just has such a good rhythm to it. you can feel the buildup, and you know when something funny is about to drop, but there is absolutely no way whatsoever to predict what he's about to say. I start laughing b4 the punchline even hits because i can feel it coming and then when it happens, its funnier than i ever expected
@dankquinaarin68664 жыл бұрын
Love your work! Excited for this update!
@usmanw014 жыл бұрын
Arrived thinking this was a serious video... in stitches now! 5:56 "an amazingly smooth dance performed by myself on different stages all over the world" ... too good!
@OctavioHadra3 жыл бұрын
Just passing by to say your video's are fenomenal
@WinstonOfDojima3 жыл бұрын
At least now that Jeff is gone there won’t be any more damage characters after sojourn.
@spengler22584 жыл бұрын
This has got to be one of the best ones yet, Jesus.
@GreenFlame163 жыл бұрын
You're a genius in multiple levels
@TheKingDrew4 жыл бұрын
Almost forgot my month worship
@dinoflask4 жыл бұрын
blessings upon you
@aranayailyaris733 жыл бұрын
1:58 "to each knuckle of his left fist" dying to know what was the original context for this line
@dinoflask3 жыл бұрын
he's talking about how doomfist secondary fire shoots stuff from each knuckle of his left fist
@m_e62893 жыл бұрын
@@dinoflask oh, your alive.
@dinoflask3 жыл бұрын
@@m_e6289 in theory
@ShadowFenix4 жыл бұрын
can't wait till we get some more support heroes in OW2 in 30 years
@just_some_donkus4 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece. Your best work by far.
@milkjugkrug4 жыл бұрын
the double jumping out of bed had me dying
@prometheus11004 жыл бұрын
The "I double jump out of bed like Genji" part had me
@betmynamespookedyou46654 жыл бұрын
She’s a machine running on *Windows 10*
@SpinningTurtle664 жыл бұрын
I love that you still upload. I last saw your reposted in the wrong dev update back in 2017 and it’s great to be back.
@cokespritewhatever3 жыл бұрын
RIP Jeff just left Blizzard
@carlantaya1753 жыл бұрын
Dinoflask is the only KZbinr that makes me laugh so hard I have to pause the video and wait until I can breath again.
@Nihyre4 жыл бұрын
I love how he always he always talks with the same vocal patterns so random clips are almost seamless lol
@BigStrap4 жыл бұрын
Dinoflask, you never disappoint, but this one was truly next level 😂
@whatis112-s2i4 жыл бұрын
I swear if you close your eyes it sounds like jeff normally talking
@vibingwiththewind28894 жыл бұрын
To Jeff Kaplan - A Message from the Fans AKA: One traditional 14 line iambic pentameter sonnet. I would like to speak to Jeff Kaplan please For I must say that Overwatch sucks balls I have not been able to queue with ease How op all the heroes are appalls With Orisa's shield nothing gets by, And Hanzo ult's been busted since beta Reaper kills everyone with Die, die, die! Sigma's tier grows like pools of data Doomfist is fast and strong, he's like a truck He'll chase you and he'll never leave you be When it comes to Mei, I mean, what the fuck? All these god damn heroes are so op Make sure you give every hero a nerf Except for Junkrat, best hero on Earth
@NightOmegaX4 жыл бұрын
Well it ain't fully iambic but it's solid
@alfreddelatourquipenche82874 жыл бұрын
repetitive bursting of mighty blue shields, ultimate stacking and choke points aplenty got so very boring, I went back to tetris.
@JoonVeen4 жыл бұрын
Lmao that last couplet
@roborex4 жыл бұрын
I think any type of video would be fine. I have watched all of your videos and it's all gold.
@kidis_grassa93944 жыл бұрын
Yo overwatch 2 in the next 30 years? Hell yeah brother!!
@alfreddelatourquipenche82874 жыл бұрын
for the grandkids.
@Alec_____4 жыл бұрын
that's sooner than I thought
@blueman42324 жыл бұрын
This is probably your best one yet
@majerlance75604 жыл бұрын
Best dev update ever, keep it up Jeff
@3vonsolo7074 жыл бұрын
Great video. A jeff and stylosa edit sounds like it could be a great idea and gives you a lot to work with
@hunterwolf22704 жыл бұрын
5:01 Bless you, Jeff
@Chatothebear4 жыл бұрын
Mercy...to stop her from turning the gun on herself. OHHH lmao.😂