Jeff Wittek Wants Revenge On David Dobrik - UNFILTERED #86

[@NatalyRodriguez1]

"Their audience is my audience, I'm not gaining anything" 🤣🤣

[@Jessicabarreno]

Lol right

[@bocatalan1126]

So true

[@jumpthemoonx]

Jeff talking about how Mariah was especially great to him after the accident is so sweet❤️she’s the best and it sounds like her mom is too for immediately trying to help Jeff’s mom

[@prateecheeprusty2465]

ikr that was so sweet.....this is why i love this friend group so much....no matter what happens they always have each others back

[@eminet2983]

They have italian parents. They were raised well.

[@michelle-eu8er]

and also i think on scottys vlog, jason said that when they were in miami, mariah got up early and cleaned. she is so fucking cute i can't

[@michelle-eu8er]

she was bought up so good and you can tell

[@arelytherockstar]

Wait what minute was that??

[@tacobellashley6453]

ok I love Jeff and Mariah together their accents pop out so much and their energies match so well

[@rutasemere5239]

True but Heath will not like this comment

[@Kajolica1200]

@@rutasemere5239 lmaooo

[@kstylenbeauty]

@@rutasemere5239 nah just because two people have good energy’s together doesn’t mean they would be better off with her then Heath 😂 YOU KIDDIN ME!? Heath and Mariah are optimum couple of the century

[@rutasemere5239]

kfashion My comment was clearly a joke

[@kstylenbeauty]

@@rutasemere5239 Im not hating ! Lol just saying in case you were genuinely concerned’ it’s hard to hear people’s tone if your over the screen :)

[@clairerager5516]

why is jeff the most intimidating yet welcoming person

[@iwillkickyourassinwiitennis.]

this perfectly explains him

[@dannie7891]

He makes my social anxiety sky rocket just watching. His interactions with people can be solo awkward you never know what he is talking about.. it would intimidate the hell out of me on person. It's quite obviously he has a traumatic brain injury.

[@clairerager5516]

@@dannie7891 totally… but he has always been like this even before his injury

[@TegridyTowelie4.20]

Right? He seems like the kind of guy that scares the shit out of you but would do anything for you

[@Charlotte_2648]

@@TegridyTowelie4.20 he’s a clinical narcissist

[@IsoJoee]

Jeff and Mariah seem to have bonded over his accident , she seems like such a nurturing soul.

[@CliffArmijo]

Pretty sure them being from New York is also another reason they are bonding alot better as well. I remember when Jeff did a video with Heath, where he was his trainer for the day....He had said he relates to Mariah because of that.

[@dolly5134]

@@CliffArmijo and their both Italian

[@sayalidighe7573]

They are like siblings

[@livelifewithpositivity3587]

What’s the time stamp?

[@courtneypetrella3799]

@@livelifewithpositivity3587 15:49

[@chiiina11]

take a shot every time Matt is out for someone’s wedding 🤣🤣

[@ethaninthavongxay]

Facts

[@user-nm2bo]

I don’t wanna get my stomach pumped

[@heavenly_vibe275]

@@user-nm2bo lol

[@Kenziemuz]

you tryna give us alcohol poisoning??😉

[@violettawright7539]

we’d be as drunk as zane

[@JBee42069]

Jeff noticing Mariah’s sly jokes and overall appreciating them and her is so precious ugh

[@Beebeepbooboop]

Such funny jokes

[@kaleighwhittier2585]

okay okay

[@kaleighwhittier2585]

okay

[@kaleighwhittier2585]

okay okay i

[@kaleighwhittier2585]

@@Beebeepbooboop is is coming okay i with me her today today is is coming back back to me work today today

[@Kayla-kq4zf]

Jeff: “I’m still selling drugs baby I’m still doing crime” Mariah: “me too” 😭😭😭

[@mindofliz1298]

Mariah says this while she’s the most innocent person in the whole squad

[@arthurraff]

@@mindofliz1298 yea… that’s why she said it, 🤣

[@dysfunctional4341]

@@mindofliz1298 thanks for explaining the joke

[@luvvlaniii]

Time stamp ?

[@sofiesimone1027]

@@dysfunctional4341 It’s so sad jo

[@TheMakaylamay]

Mariah is truly such a gem of a person. I don’t think people understand how genuine she really is.

[@brittanymatthews2626]

She's a sweetheart

[@Kozna1419]

I love how Jeff is so sweet to the girls. Goes from straight shit talking matt to say hi to patricia 😂

[@kelseymarie3560]

Mariah’s humor is next level. Girlie does not get the laughs she deserves from these guys. “He has an Oscar” so quick and witty sent me 😂

[@Alyssa-lb5xh]

i don’t get it 😭 what am i missing lmao. Mariah is hilarious tho

[@kelseymarie3560]

@@Alyssa-lb5xh Jeff has an employee named Oscar

[@swanky7405]

@@kelseymarie3560 girl n who’s supposed to know that

[@kelseymarie3560]

@@swanky7405 just anyone who watches Jeff’s content I guess. Oscar is in a lot of his videos or talked about. My bad for not explaining originally it never dawned on me

[@dolly5134]

@@swanky7405 he literally mentioned Oscar in this episode

[@Mellovesdeep25]

My dad had one eye and one ear after brain cancer wrecked his body. He went to work up until the day he died and made jokes and dressed up as a pirate for church. That man is my hero and although he isn’t here on earth I take his determination and humor with me forever. Proud of you Jeff for sharing your struggles and triumphs 💪🏼

[@georgiamorgan4546]

he sounds like he was an amazing man, I'm so sorry for your loss

[@Mellovesdeep25]

@@georgiamorgan4546 He really was. He walked to the park every day after work to feed the homeless in our city. I could go on and on. Thank you, that is so sweet!

[@trapkoala8901]

@@Mellovesdeep25 a true angel here on earth and above ❤️ condolences to you and your family, I hope you’re all doing well and that the good memories help you smile in the rough times ❤️

[@PzyTaughtMe]

Sorry for your loss🙏🏼sounds like he was a great man.

[@89768]

Ur dad sounded like an absolute legend

[@jayslay4552]

Matt King ran when he heard Jeff coming to the podcast lol!

[@iCynnie]

whats the beef between them? or it is just an inside joke

[@jasminmartinez1956]

When he called him a rat I died

[@jayslay4552]

@@iCynnie its a joke jeff made during the corona time in his videos.. its a comical history to look at if you haven't seen it.. its all in fun lol

[@Tobi-gu3jb]

@@jayslay4552 Why are they fighting?

[@manny7733]

It’s just a joke within them

[@rileymarsh419]

I like that he acknowledges mariah a lot of guys don't probably because heath is there or whatever, but i love when guy guests interact with her

[@terrijoshiver4080]

PLEASE have a “Jeff returns to exterminate” episode with Matt there

[@wendygarcia4344]

VOUCH

[@arthurraff]

That title is awesome

[@thedramaticbarbie9786]

This is the best idea ever

[@brookeolsen4751]

when i saw matt not on the couch by mariah i literally said “tell me he isn’t at another wedding”

[@tabletforrd]

Sameeee lmao

[@Dtharrr]

lmaooo same

[@poptart75]

Why do I feel like white people are always going to weddings

[@sophialowe4833]

I’m

[@rileylol.40]

"Thats the fcking king of Staten Island" Me thinking its pete davidson😩

[@InvisibleInkxo]

Lmaoo

[@Kylie.823]

Same bro lmaoo

[@juliusgarcia3138]

Same

[@RJKANEAO]

Pete is the King of Staten Isle.. :)

[@Katieellak]

Lmao same

[@_daniellelizabeth]

You guys got some nice bricks going on in here “It’s wood” 😂😂

[@StrykerkidWifey]

And wallpaper 😅

[@10millionUSDDrey]

Pretty sure it wallpaper

[@meaganhenry9506]

@@StrykerkidWifey i don’t think so I can see the shadows behind Zane, maybe I’m crazy 😂😂😂

[@MichaelLives17]

@@meaganhenry9506 “that new 3D wallpaper” was what I was going to comment, but my nephew said 3D wallpaper actually exists so no jokes here looks like real wood though lmao

[@faaria32798]

LOL the way Jeff's energy immediately changes once Patricia comes on facetime @1:20:23 haha love it. He's mad sweet

[@alexisbaybe_]

You can tell mariah is so caring and checks on everyone by all the details she knows about everyone i hope it always gets recognized by her friends

[@DanaDiPiazza]

Okay not to be dramatic but how dare Matt King not show up for this episode

[@LexiCastranovo]

Lol, im saying

[@orjowan_k8967]

Scaredy-cat haha

[@laurynsage1471]

next podcast matt is gonna be absent again bc he’s getting married

[@rosamendoza2704]

LMAO IMAGINE

[@zullyroman4269]

LMAOOOOO!!!! Great comment !

[@yamasakura91]

😂😂

[@jaci34diane]

This is an underrated comment 😂

[@iivargasii5687]

I like how we literally just got done watching David’s video lol 😂😂

[@SnoOpDoGGfan100]

Too accurate 😂😂

[@dbhbrando8201]

EXACTLY

[@sleightenchurchwell6178]

Same

[@gisella2281]

YO FR LMAOO

[@Kylie.823]

Frr lmaoo

[@alishanoelys8456]

I love how Jeff and Mariah act towards each other like siblings

[@austinwiththef150]

If Jeff doesn’t open a kabob shop with the slogan “we got beef” I’ll be genuinely disappointed lmaoooo

[@jalalamjad980]

DaMn nice type R

[@thompsonkal17]

Vardan and Alex in this WWE smack down though….. LOL vardan prob has that fire building up in him after all those surprise birthday visits by Alex

[@Samantha-Yvette]

😂😂

[@katricefalvey]

aww i miss alex

[@thompsonkal17]

@@katricefalvey same here!

[@LOVEanneLOVE]

Also wasn't there a vlog where Alex didn't let Vardan on a bouncy house and it would get a sequel but it never did?

[@teairrameekis3411]

@@LOVEanneLOVE YESS IVE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING ON VARDANS REVENGE

[@Griff.photography]

Bro Jeff is so fuckin interesting I constantly just wanna like dissect his character and life and see who he truly is. Even when u think he’s showing u who he truly is he isn’t it’s crazy

[@user-df4wr7qp2d]

It's really not that deep

[@fazemichael8614]

he put so much layers, its confusing. ive been following him since last year and still confused me everytime. he deflect so much

[@sereinserenity2293]

@@fazemichael8614 I watched a video on youtuber trying to read his real personality and that guy although he sounded like he is experienced enough with this stuff, he had hard time to read Jeff. There are some rare vids when Jeff didn't put an act and just being himself on cam but it's hard to find. The easiest thing we can take from this is the way people around him describe who Jeff actually is in real life. A total sweet guy. Loyal friend. Family guy.

[@karinacarvajal9919]

@@sereinserenity2293 is that Eric win? I think he did great, I know lots of istp personalities and it’s pretty accurate 😂 pretty crazy ppl tbh but love genuine connection and their humor, oh gosh!

[@user-df4wr7qp2d]

@@fazemichael8614 he's literally just a guy who rambles

[@MissKatJohnson]

“Now say something nice about ours” “he likes the bricks!” I laughed too hard 🤣🤣

[@shylagodinez5247]

This podcast FLEW by, i felt like i was listening for 30 minutes. Love jeff, and love you guys! Also the fact that Mariah and Jeff’s friendship grew over his accident is lovely. She is the sweetest ❤️

[@Ayysayy-e3l]

Can u guys have Suzy as a guest I feel like that would be a good one

[@leighton1577]

Omg yes

[@savannahmilligan6275]

OMG PLEASE😂

[@dolly5134]

@@savannahmilligan6275 she’s next episode I think

[@savannahmilligan6275]

@@dolly5134 I thought I saw that!! I’m excited

[@dolly5134]

@@savannahmilligan6275 same I also kind of want them to have Mariah on but as a guest just and episode where they actually talk and focus on her

[@raisamagro751]

Jeff and Mariah are such an underrated duo !!

[@bellacostanzo7595]

jeff and the way he talks about his mom aw

[@cherryblossom4889]

i know righttt😭

[@christinevradenburgh507]

Mariah: "As long as you're having fun, right?" Heath: "That's all that matters!" Mariah *quietly*: "Don't worry about other people..."

[@karanatasha6444]

When did they say this?

[@maliviwemayedwa7777]

@@karanatasha6444 2:14

[@chloeneal6624]

👏Mariah!

[@komalpreetkaur-du7ro]

I love how Jeff got flustered when Matt said "I love you Jeff"...lol

[@tedaaa1217]

Jeff is that one friend you’re always walking on eggshells around cuz you can’t tell when they’re being serious or not

[@eminet2983]

Yeah, because he will go there. He wont stop.. doesnt care if he hurts your feelings. Tough one

[@mae230]

no literally. he’s doing way too much dude

[@typicaldigitalcameralover]

Aisha Mae hes not doing too much youre just sensitive

[@gursharnbhatti6522]

@@typicaldigitalcameralover gaslighting much? He is definitely doing a lot it’s not for everyone.

[@ismaeljimenez7409]

@@gursharnbhatti6522 sensitive

[@anagar3043]

No no no we NEEEEEEED a Matt x Jeff episode!! I love their energy together

[@beatrizs9858]

Here me out! Mariah as a guest in the barbershop and bonding over staten island experience! But jeff please take good care of mariah's beautiful hair

[@ForeverFinest]

... do you even follow jeff? The barber shop is done.

[@beatrizs9858]

@@ForeverFinest bro listen to the podcast and jeff fm

[@santaheroica7388]

@@beatrizs9858 not to mention the finale of the documentary was a barber shop on wheels

[@mfckuhl]

@@ForeverFinest LMAO DID YOU EVEN LISTEN TO THE PODCAST

[@ForeverFinest]

@@mfckuhl yeah, in hindsight; I commented that way too early. I hadn't listened to the entire thing yet. I was wrong. Sorry man.

[@greekryan]

Mariah twirling her hair while everyone else was talking about crypto is literally me

[@daniwilber3386]

The ending was everything. Jeff's the only one who didn't look away.

[@Bigjake634]

Dude I love Jeff so much this was one of their best episodes. Jeff is genuinely funny. Love that guy man

[@emilyjackson6364]

I would LOVE a high episode with Jeff. just to see him roast tf outta Matt the whole time

[@TM-iw6xh]

YES

[@Griff.photography]

Bro. I’m legit invested in this friend group. Not just the vids but their personalities and way they live their life. It’s kinda unhealthy but I’m here for it

[@PopsAndPams]

Love hearing Mariah and Jeff’s east coast accent come out when talking to each other.

[@jessicastrootman4382]

Mariah “HE’S GOT A WAGON” 😂😂😂 I cannot

[@pumpyumpyumpkinn]

I was really hoping Mariah and Jeff talked more about being from Staten Island and probably talk about their connections back home lol

[@eminet2983]

I hope Mariah only gets invited to his podcast

[@elindsp]

Nope just boxing boxing boxing fighting boxing

[@lmacfarland3449]

not me simping over jeff’s legs the whole episode

[@jessicaw410]

Glad I’m not the only one 😂😂

[@sweetestaphrodite]

me but w the veins on his arms aghagshahahajsjshsksk

[@lmpfunk]

Relatable

[@erik.6536]

LEG KINK?

[@caroliney6059]

Redo when Matt is here. You cant rob us of the Matt- Jeff banter, come on guys 😭

[@dwai8298]

Let's normalize Zane having faith in his skills. More Zane content!!! The musical, please!!

[@cameronbernardo]

You gotta love Jeff hyping him up like that

[@kevinchavez6226]

He have the tools and everything i feel like he just kinda lazy lol

[@dwai8298]

@@kevinchavez6226 Maybe. But in my opinion, he's insecure, not lazy. The bad things he thinks makes him not even try. He needs confidence. I mean look at Jonah, he is the dumbest but still rockin it with his confidence. lol

[@hannamata7672]

Jeff: “mostly younger audience” Me at 31: “Awww thanks”

[@MrsVenus27]

Same... I'm 36 😂

[@amybudafulldisaster3646]

💨😆💨 me at almost 45 💨🎧🧘‍♀️🍯🎧💨 😆

[@iCynnie]

ayeee, 31 club ✋

[@amrukaridaah]

The way jeff described the accident my heart rate went up…so happy hes alive and well..that shit scary af

[@arinbarazanji]

I want Mariah’s mom as a guest on the next episode💗

[@courtneydamico9657]

Yes!!!! Please do all your moms on one episode!

[@rxmrv]

courtney D'Amico omg! And then all of them in the end

[@rohan2804]

@@courtneydamico9657 sounds wrong to me , the internet has ruined me .

[@Sara-gc2zy]

Yesss

[@sweetestaphrodite]

@@rohan2804 bro noooo 😭😭

[@scotlynnwins]

I’ve been putting off folding my clothes until the podcast was uploaded. Time to fold laundry haha.

[@rebecamora4258]

SAME?!

[@brookegarcia8814]

I thought it was just me lol

[@bottombagfrenchfry7127]

I literally do all my chores while listening to this podcast because the time goes by quick

[@gigglyvibez]

this is such a mood!!! hahaha

[@releasetoreceive]

Dang.... I was about to do the same but haven’t yet.... maybe this comment was calling me out to get ghat laundry done! Haha

[@cflores8939]

Mike: I don’t want to hear excuses. Just do a sit up and get out of the water. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Fatima-hp8dq]

Jeff on a high episode is all I want

[@bocatalan1126]

Fr that would be awesome

[@Jap2675]

That would be interesting but he’s sober.

[@kelseycarlile9704]

He said he smokes weed in this episode and agreed to do a high episode.

[@kimberlyortega2810]

Jeff: A hundred and so years ago we were using candles 🕯 Now we use electricity. Mariah: People still do that. Amish , shout out to you. Amish:📵

[@elindsp]

This has me dying lol underrated comment

[@heavenly_vibe275]

Matt heard Jeff was coming, his friend joe is having a wedding in Texas lol

[@meko862]

“Amish!… Shout out to you!”-Mariah!!! I’m geeking

[@kayluhkaykay1506]

Anything Jeff is in it's a immediate click for me

[@SarahScofield94941]

Same !

[@shashankshekhar8538]

Zane : you never helped me? Jeff : you’re not in GODFATHER tier 🤣🤣🤣

[@simran5665]

jeff is seriously so naturally funny idk how he does it

[@sarah-t2q4u]

omg Mariahs not editing the podcast anymore! I'm gonna miss her cute add-in's with her humor :(

[@taylormaynard8579]

Zane and Heath screaming “PATRICA” was the funniest thing Hahahha

[@patriciar2210]

mariah casually sitting there with her abs 😂

[@jaclynp6390]

Mariah’s commentary this episode was comedic gold.

[@jocelyn2x]

To the people taking shit, you guys have to realize that Jeff is a character. 98% of the people you see on social media are characters..

[@hannahbenn3933]

yeah exactly and notice how zane, heath and mariah are even talking shit towards the end? like what is going on 😭

[@catherineandraca774]

Every podcast Jeff is on everyone wants to end it besides him 😭😭 I need more of Jeff please bring him back 🙏😭🤍

[@norcal_dee740]

Jeff is too funny with Mike. My favorite Dave vlog was when Jeff stole Mike date. 😂

[@SecretSnake]

I love watching and listening to Zane and Heath unfiltered, it’s so funny lol

[@_cupofjo_]

It sounds like they paid you to say this😂

[@SecretSnake]

@@_cupofjo_ LMAO YOUR RIGHT ABOUT THAT 😭

[@hornbackchristian7047]

Bot

[@SecretSnake]

@@hornbackchristian7047 I’m not a bot but go off I guess lol 😆

[@ashleyman5315]

Damn how many people does Matt know to the point where he’s at a wedding every time 😂

[@Jap2675]

I’m disappointed every time he’s gone. When they replaced him with Kenny I was so much less interested in the podcast.

[@Nina-zk3pe]

55:14 I legit screamed from happiness🤣 Could you imagine high episode with Jeff.....I would dieee🥳

[@Suyoen]

You did not lie when you said the next 5 guests are going to be awesome!

[@courtneyrasmusson4752]

Mariahs soo funny I love her. She’s so pure and fast with her humor

[@leonaasmr6798]

59:51 “You got a lot of fans in China ? 🧐” LMFAO JEFF 💀

[@melrose8213]

I can just feel how every single person on set is tiptoeing around Jeff. I feel for Jeff, of course. But this just felt so uncomfortable

[@silya_kan]

I want another episode with Matt the rat and Jeff, we deserve this

[@MarineHHJ]

I've never been this early, kinda proud Perfect timing, I like to listen as I clean.

[@markgorman9325]

Jeff the funniest dude on the internet easily

[@drea1670]

Went from David’s video straight to this one, they planned this well 🤙🙌🏼

[@txxcisi4894]

Surprised he’s still making videos.

[@drea1670]

@@txxcisi4894 really? I’m not

[@amicuscureye]

“And you know I’ve been to jail” Are you a licensed proctologist? “I’m the closest one in all our friends. I have the most experience with assholes” I can’t with jeff hahahah

[@jailenetrujillo8707]

jeff’s attitude change for patricia was so sweet 🥺

[@loomyyy17]

mariah's pants are always so bomb

[@yala.ching95]

True! Mariah can we have a segment on your style inspo? K thanks

[@mariangelac2051]

SHES A FASHION ICON

[@morganclarke772]

i love how when Patricia went on the phone jeff got so nice🥺

[@Boscarfoster]

Mike coming into a filter . This whole episode is a mix of Jeff FM with Jeff and Mike from last week. Unfiltered and Hoot & a half with Mike replacing Matt 😂

[@JordanFulk]

Everybody: *talks over everyone Health: “I think it has to be a mammal”

[@ankitbera1482]

51:14 “And your eye is one of the pool balls" - Jeff 😭

[@Kanekcc0]

I like how David’s vlog was just uploaded and it’s about surgery and now Zane n Heath are having Jeff on

[@llexxiiajbeauty2274]

Bruh there was a time when lowkey thought they would all get canceled and they wouldn’t have to podcasts anymore but glad they’ve come this far and stuck through it all 🙌🏼

[@jejepalmer]

1:05:53 of course zane likes the word pineapple lmao if u watched the Stas episode you’d know😂

[@deexx_1124]

omg yeahhhh

[@cflores8939]

Ifykyk

[@lamia_im]

omg yes

[@sweetestaphrodite]

explain? I can’t remember-

[@user-zg7lh5cz1d]

@@deexx_1124 wait what happened ?

[@triangularshape8399]

I feel like heath was out of his position and Jeff was commanding the podcast

[@_o_o_-br4il]

Yup. That's why he was quiet most of the time 😂

[@terrijoshiver4080]

I’ve always been on the fence about him but today, Mike won me with “I don’t wanna hear your excuses, do a sit up out of the water”

[@samb5575]

I wish Jeff wasn't always stuck on being the baddest in the room :( I just wanna see him chill and turn that off. But love him anyways

[@karlipruitt5458]

I wish that too!

[@Ethieth]

That's how all the bad boys from NYC act, but it's an act I dated I guy from New York they are sweet when they let go of the act but they put that act right back on because old habits don't die

[@slimjadeyyy]

Agreed

[@mariangelac2051]

he thinks being “sensitive” is a bad thing so ofc he’s always gonna put up an act, gets old fast

[@christinaaa_xo]

@@mariangelac2051 why are you in every comment reply that has to do with Jeff? Someone seems a little obsessed 😂

[@tanya.2365]

Mariah’s jokes 🤣 “Octop*ssies” “I was gonna say I’m losing brain cells but can’t lose what you don’t have 🤷‍♀️”

[@mrs.arib93]

hands down one of my favorite episodes, it’s good to see Jeff in better spirits

[@EvaJewel_]

Petition to have mike take Matt’s place every time he has to go to a wedding or Texas

[@codydelaune1481]

Mike hittin back with the insults,I fkn love itt!!!

[@yourmajesty9367]

His fight name should be Jeff the Crane Wittek

[@ShastaAnn]

Perfect!!

[@NaidelynDeciga]

Jeff: Any Mexican Boxer Me: Canelo😂

[@jdwgserrano]

Literally what I was thinking lmao

[@dianecastillo24]

10:44 I really thought Matt was going to come out and that everyone lied to Jeff saying he was at another wedding 😂

[@lacybarrett3186]

Jeff is dressed like a dad, and I’m here for it 😂🥰

[@HD-he4gj]

Jeffs personality seems like a defense mechanism

[@oliviajudd3613]

Sure. They all are. They're on camera so they turn on the charm. That's what entertainers do. They dont act like this every second of every day. They're real people and when they're not on camera I'm sure they're more relaxed and not always trying to be entertaining. Ya know?