I met an australian pilot while i was backpacking europe and he was 23 but that man was SOOOO FINE and literally so mentally stable

I love hearing about Zane and Heath as kids. When Zane said he could smell Heath’s house when describing where the computer was. I know that exact feeling of remembering what your friends house smelled like

16:00 Zane prediction Matt’s cancer

52:20 STOPP ALL THE JOKES FRIED ME 😭😭😭

MATT! The new 9-1-1 episode included a storyline about CART NARCS

ugh kinda annoying how zane kept thinking my HE WASNT A CREEP

nah we still hate crocs out here, might just be me though HAHAH

4:52 THE SCREAM 😭😭😭

Heath @4:48 starting to say “t-t today junior!” 😂

You could probably be a free lance process server. Depending on where you are most anyone can serve the papers. I’m a paralegal and have had to hunt someone down to serve them a subpoena. I know an attorney who had their son act like they were delivering a pizza and served someone.

LOSERSSS

omg love you guys this was a amazing episode side note u can get a shot for 3 time full teeth

the thing with the candle was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

MARIAH 27:35 Killed me 😂☠️

Been to club 33 a few times thanks to friends of friends- sometimes just for drinks and a couple times for a fancy meal (it’s pricey, but no more than any other 5 course fancy meal in LA). It’s actually pretty cool learning about the history and stuff. It’s like a museum

39:15 i learned how to move my ears the same way!! in school because of my glasses falling slowly and its annoying to constantly push them up so you try to hold them up like that lollll never had an original experience

string floss, waterpik/flosser, mouthwash then brush teeth and yess mariah i put a little mouthwash in the water of the flosser too!!

it’s funny i use this podcast to relax, while every other topic is something i panic about 🤣 (teeth ripping out, ghosts, intruders, getting exposed in a bathroom)

As a dental student, it is actually hilarious how much you guys talk about dentistry. so much more often than I would ever imagine😂😂

“Your old ears” was diabolical hahahahaha

21:03 this is not accurate lmao… they know exactly how it sunk😭 hearing them talk obliviously is so funny cause they’re so wrong

DO NOT WATCH SECOND HALF WHILE EATING 😂😂 bruh the bathroom stories almost had me on the floor

zane is so funny hah

I think Zane meant rice water, not rose water😂

shampoos for the scalp, you're only suppose to shampoo the scalp & when rinsing, that's what cleanses the lengths of the hair

Zane saying they don’t actually know that the titanic split in half but it’s laying in two halves on the bottom of the ocean right now 😂

Not heath saying putting it in 4x4 😂

I’ve watched every single episode! Love you guys!!❤

I was dead after work. Matt's ' YeAh LetZ ROcK 🤘🏼' sent me tf out 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

Can I just say Zane’s skin IS GLOWING 🌟✨✨✨✨✨

Mouthwash is supposed to coat your teeth so that it sits all night.

Audrey Kitching will probably never come back to social media, in like 2014 she got called out for having a crystal shop where everything was made with intention and love in reality she was buying everything from allybaba and got called out for being fake and a terrible person to her friends and interns

Who’s going to tell them Rose & Jack are fictional characters and there’s no necklace…

Me thinking they’re high but i forgot i put the setting in slow speed 🤣

My boyfriend recently stopped conditioning his hair, but I’m not mad about it because that’s one less thing bye but I started using clarifying shampoo once a week and then only doing leave in conditioner after my shower and oh my God the difference is amazing on my hair

THE CAPE MAY’D HAT AYYYYYE did yall go to fudge kitchen ?

In NZ we say sorry and thank you by blinking the hazard lights for a couple seconds! 1:00:59

Matt saying he’s an empath was the funniest thing I’ve heard him say this whole season

Way too many ads it’s so annoying

Between the story of Zane mooning in a porta potty and Zane hyping somebody up in the bathroom, I’ve never laughed so hard at an episode 😂

When all your friends go on Ozempic at once!

In cheer when needing to engage your core I had a coach explain it as try to push your belly button to your back. It sounds weird but still makes sense to me lol

Hit my pen and listened to Zane’s porta potty story and I could not stop laughing 😂 this episode is officially one of my new favorites

What happened to Kramoda Coffee??

We need part two two years laterrrr😩

Happy birthday zayn !

That girl is such a little gaslighter 🤣🤣 not saying Mariah isnt pretty because she is. But after she have the gurl a mom look. Thats definitely gaslighting 🤣

I’m a former swimmer and I would use mane and tail and WOW it was amazing dude. Especially with all the chlorine UGH I SWORE BY IT!

“And what’s 3 plus 3? 6!” I almost fell on the treadmill 😂💀

YUHHH SHOUTOUT TO TEXAS A&M, listening from College Station, TX!!!! love yall so so much 🤍👍🏻