Achmed The Dead Terrorist | Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map

Achmed, aka Jaques Merde, visits England, Scotland, Israel (Uh-Oh), and Malaysia, in this clip from my 2014 special "All Over the Map."
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[@WolfJhon]

His reaction when Jeff says "we're in Israel" and Achmed was like "...whAt!?". PRICELESS!

[@scout_princess]

Ah...well, I’m already die, so what the hell!

[@mikey980610]

1:50 priceless

[@Ahlem_DMC]

Love from Israel, to everyone

[@danielclaw]

At least he already died! hahaha

[@shaneobrien148]

@@Ahlem_DMC🇵🇸

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

"i went to where they have all those useless wax figures" "ah the wax museum" "no no pariliament!" totally accurate especially today

[@bornagainliars7556]

Priceless!

[@ToaCody1]

@@bornagainliars7556 I think you mean "timeless".

[@RRaptor86]

I’d want Jeff and Achmed go back to Washington, DC and see where all of useless wax figures are. I’m not talking about a wax museum, I’m talking about Congress.

[@trungduyle4192]

Yes, exellent joke....

[@skullreaper8115]

😂😂💔

[@giatsu4229]

I DIDNT DO IT, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SH*T! " that fckin killed me XD

[@MrJlee93]

"Bagpipes have existed since the 14th century" "that is probably around that when the murder rate went up." DEEE DEEE DEEEE DE DEEE DEE-BOOM

[@skulllight0]

Giatsu Akenori Scotland is my favorite part

[@denisechelseapereyra4073]

Mrjlee93 hg

[@er1810an]

I'm from Israel and i was at that show. I couldn't breathe when achmed was on stage. Jeff actually took achmed to Jerusalem and took photos of them with israli police

[@TheEldad669]

מצחיקים אותי אלה בתגובות שאומרים שהוא היה צריך אומץ רב כדי להופיע עם אחמד כאילו אנחנו כמוהם נפגעים מכל דבר

[@ghazilakhal9588]

shut up trash

[@HAJSENBURG]

i didnt know he was there but "what with all the jews" and his 👀 killed me in very beginning of the show 😂😂😂

[@beanstalk842]

Yes you are, youre isreali

[@monique4540]

😂😂😂

[@andyrrafaelthebeastemperor8709]

The balls to bring Achmed to Tel aviv, and the first thing he says is "What's with all the jews?"

[@Heavenly-Drakian]

to be fair, each of his puppets takes jabs at various cultures including the USA itself with walter

[@janaki2387]

They're just for entertainment So u should just consider it as that

[@ShadowFoxSF]

@@Heavenly-Drakian Walter is old people Bubba J is the US in general. I'm looking forward to his millennial puppet.

[@Heavenly-Drakian]

@@ShadowFoxSF let's all be honest, what we have all been really waiting for is for him to make a puppet of walters wife

[@urafaget5202]

Achmed makes fun of muslim extremists, I can't think of a better audience for that than Israel.

[@stevenchoza6391]

The Malaysian government and that religious leader must've been pissed at how easily Jeff got around that ban on Achmed.

[@dapablo3498]

As a muslim malaysian i was pissed how stupid is the goverment like dude the let achmed do the act in abu dhabi.Thanks to a dumbass.

[@stevenchoza6391]

Nexus 97 That was stupid...

[@natemcdermott2967]

+Nexus 97 triggered

[@BenjaminWirtz]

I was wondering what he was going to do with Achmed in a Muslim country.

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

oh no it's a butt hurt person

[@samus88]

Holy shit, the guts to perform in Israel and start with "what's with all the jews?".

[@kanda1092]

+willprogresivo oh thats because they're for a dead terrorist, it was in Malaysia where he had more issues cause of religious reasons, because of this, jeff had to make obvious changes for achmed. and by accident he made a small violation. of course with him being in the united states, it went better than expected

[@BasilBonehead]

+kanda what was the violation? You weren't specific on the Malaysia violation jeff made

[@kanda1092]

Basil Bonehead stated in the dvd, he was asked to avoid saying the named achmed. but while he was reading question cards, he said the name by accident

[@Jarock316]

+Basil Bonehead The Malaysia Ministry of Culture & Arts thought Achmed was too offensive to Muslims, and if its considered offensive by them, they are not to be used.

[@GarySmith-bt7od]

+Jarock316 well my name is gary and how many times is that used on the telly whats the difference you have no choice thats life

[@mostar1219]

Pretty interesting how Malaysia didn’t allow Achmed while everyone in the audience wanted him included

[@TheFoxVampire]

Because the Malaysian government are apparently a bunch of snowflakes who can't seem to take jokes...

[@justind5183]

Correct me if I'm wrong but from what I've noticed Israel and Malaysia both practice the same if not similar religion and yet Israel still let Achmed be in the show

[@mostar1219]

@@justind5183 and yet only one of them required Achmed becoming Jaques Shit

[@razlanzone5388]

Malaysian goverment is??

[@rekc_bcq4816]

The people probably don’t get a say in the matter

[@ipKonfig]

"what's with all the jews?!" I lost it LOL

[@lukeWiz44]

Well ya better find it

[@Enterprise-D666]

(Laughs) That’s so funny. Yeah, okay, Israel. (Laughs) Yeah, that’s really funny, we’re...What?

[@HLHReviews]

@@Enterprise-D666 We’re in Tel Aviv.

[@Enterprise-D666]

@@HLHReviews (Starts panicking) As in Israeli army? Holy shit. Well what the hell, I’m dead anyway.

[@CarpeNoctem0917]

I want to see the whole show

[@hereschica]

I wonder how pissed the Malaysian government was that Jeff had found a loop hole in the agreement they had and manege to bring Achmed with him?

[@jimreily7538]

I'm sure they didn't care. He is Jeff Dunham. He's not a revolutionary. He's Jeff Dunham. He spends 90 minutes talking to himself and takes in a quarter million dollars. Good money if you can get it

[@SonnyBubba]

It wasn’t a loophole, it was a negotiated settlement.

[@Snoflakes_1]

I thought I heard he's no loger allowed to perform there now but that's probably just a rumor

[@Southern_Crusader]

It’s more the terror groups that have plagued the nation that they were worried about. Didn’t want him to get hurt by a Jihadist.

[@avellinklater3566]

"well I'm already dead, what the hell"

[@theGobFather17]

Can I get a t shirt with that on it somehow?

[@luciddream4584]

+Rebecca Turner on tee spring I think you can make your own shirt

[@brandonmoser477]

Avel Linklater cool

[@leandrobisio7950]

Avel Linklater -

[@kwardwolf0914]

whatwouldsatandokill

[@LoversMunky]

"well.. Im already dead, What the Hell.." Damn LOL

[@htwown456]

keep forgetting achmed isn't a real person

[@greninjastorm6734]

Achmed appeared in his own animated special,and now I wonder if Jeff did the Achmed voice or if Achmed voiced himself. XD

[@-themeepqueen3984]

ooh u don't say

[@kendroprinceofthenight3468]

Isaiah H im dead yoy idiot!

[@user-mg7rv3by5k]

Isaiah H omg same

[@TheHansolo426]

So👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻rest👏🏻of👏🏻the👏🏻guys👏🏻in👏🏻the👏🏻box👏🏻

[@carlybear9647]

“DO NOT SPIT ON MY FACE, YOU UGLY AMERICAN!” Dead I’m literally dying bc of that line 😂😂

[@skullreaper8115]

Common line dat one

[@Smithsta02]

“You call it an X-ray, I call it a selfie”

[@ahmadirsyadadli]

I thought French was the language of love "Oui, and I LOVE to talk shit" XD

[@nightinggale1168]

I love to blow up shit *

[@ahmadirsyadadli]

Rafi udang Thanks lol

[@bellaplays9885]

Blow up $#!+

[@astudemardeflu2144]

Icad Adli .

[@FakeCrowP5R]

Irsyad Adli it’s also the language of ‘we’re not gonna help the US win their Independence against a Country we really hate unless they win a major battle’

[@Stephie2007]

I wonder if Achmed was banned from Malaysia some time ago and that's why he decided to dress up as a French guy. 😆

[@retnavybrat]

There's a bit in the full special in which some Malaysian government agency that regulates entertainment told Jeff almost at the last minute before performing that Achmed wasn't allowed. I don't remember the bureaucratic reason given, but I think it was because things that make fun of Islam aren't allowed.

[@jaxman682]

Yeah it was something about religious views that Achmed wasn't allowed, like he was taken to a very important person who asked him not have Achmed. So Jeff was like "Well when I say that I can't have Achmed they're going to boo me, it won't be directed at me it's going to be directed at the people who made the decision." and also was like "They have Achmed on the poster, how can I show up without him?" plus they have youtube in Malaysia so a lot of people had already watched his Achmed bits, so he was like what the crowd wants they'll get even if I have to go through a loophole.

[@atticusshadowmore3263]

Yes actualy

[@phile1832]

Wasn't Achmed a catholic in one video lol

[@davidpurvis2485]

Gassy Goddess its a puppet it's just a laugh

[@Torterra625]

Achmed in Israel... Hilarious.

[@ajikhan4937]

😂😂😂😂

[@210daved1]

+Yassine Saffi last I saw palistine isnt a country either

[@kokainkalle]

+Yassine Saffi I call that bullshit. Do you even know what a country means? Also there are no Palestina land ...

[@hayderakif]

i want to see that show

[@yassinesaffi8732]

+Aislinn Fallen Angel of Protection and Healing there is a Palestine &there is an occupation name's Israel. read history. #Free_Palestine

[@BaguioCityMe]

1:50 the most real "what?" I've ever felt from a puppet 😂

[@DonShei]

"Francee is always hot, hot, hot, hot! Like a desert hot. Yes, you have been there before. There are pyramids, sands." Clearly shows he is not really French. He is an Arab, with a short term memory loss. The genius of Jeff Dunham!

[@Plusle843]

Or maybe not memory loss, but tries to play as being French, and just doesn't know jack shit about France. X)

[@amifeeth]

@@Plusle843 you mean Jaques Shit

[@Plusle843]

@@amifeeth His name is Jaques Merde, not Jaques Shit. Apparently you don't know jack shit too. X)

[@chrismaguire3667]

Well, the French had the Foreign Legion in certain North African countries, and Napoleon did invade Egypt... Think Achmed was channelling a 'past-life' experience there?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Vinatus]

I'm French and find Jacques Merde hilarious! Thank you for all this laugh Monsieur Dunham.

[@cloverharvest1145]

Vinatus SILLENCE JE TE TOU

[@heyitzsierralynn3390]

Vinatus U DON'T KNOW JACQUES SHIT

[@KubatheChangeling]

I'm glad that you like Jack Shit. Because I like Jack Shit as well. X3

[@smc1942]

Vive Jacques Merde! (Damn auto correct keeps changing my Vive! to give.)

[@AM-jw7kf]

I'm also french and not only Jacques was hilarious but Achmed was incredible too !

[@jonathansim4799]

Jeff: "Dear Achmed..." Jacques:...It was nice knowing you! Kumbaya...

[@kendroprinceofthenight3468]

Jonathan Sim: Magic ..

[@haleighcrawley7713]

Haleigh: whoever wrote his name is gonna f**king pay for this! Dx

[@kels-chan5660]

Jacques: "When the show is done, RUN!"

[@subjectdelta4758]

Achmed: **wide eyes** I DIDNT DO IT, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SH*T!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@haleighcrawley7713]

Haleigh: of course you didn’t do it, you were so busy with your training. *hugs the Dead Terrorist*

[@wokinmale4184]

Subject Delta that was funny

[@saintfisuto1072]

Jeff Dunham is the greatest ventriloquist of the century.

[@coltmills730]

Of all time bro

[@russellcrawley2110]

I think he's the ONLY ventriloquist of the century.

[@kenhollis6197]

Amazing, look at that, he made jokes about Parliament, Jews, and Scottish culture, and everybody laughed instead of going into crybaby mode.

[@aa-uz5gv]

Because these people actually have a sense of humor. Unlike the leftist snowflakes on twitter.

[@twanhams2635]

And five years ago the humour was much more 'offensive', just look at filthy Frank, maxmofoe and all other KZbinrs from 5 years ago. they would've been cancelled before you can say snowflakes.

[@carolcalf2032]

Absolutely. People seem to have lost their sense of humour

[@rileywagner5788]

@@aa-uz5gv Yes... Cuz the 6 foot tall pumpkin that got upset cuz some people in tik tok made fun of him isn't a snowflake... There are bitches on both ends of the political spectrum.

[@yoholup19]

I mean its because they are funny I've met funny people who do offensive jokes about my culture its hilarious when they aren't funny they should stop

[@Tom_The_Cat]

You mean as in... Israeli Army?.... Holy crap....

[@comettamer]

Well...im already dead, what the hell?

[@FakeCrowP5R]

Tom The Cat it’s funny how he got into Israel but not Malaysia

[@brianjohnson9804]

Well I’m already dead so what the hell

[@michaelheath2866]

@@FakeCrowP5R Well actually the Jews would not be offended since you know...They like dead terrorists. It's funny that Arabians had no trouble at all. Jeff brought Achmed to the Middle East and they all died (metaphorically). You should look up Gabriel Iglesias, he has a funny story from his time in Saudi Arabia that mentions it, I died (metaphorically).

[@FakeCrowP5R]

Michael Heath ok. I just thought because of the 6 days war and the hatred between Muslims and Jews he wouldn’t be aloud. I also didn’t know Malaysia was a Muslim Country. I thought it would be Christian because of the British occupation for nearly 200 years

[@robmitchell7570]

@3:32: "Do Not Spit on my face you ugly American" comedy gold right there lol XD!

[@kendroprinceofthenight3468]

Rob Mitchell thank you!!

[@bigh7136]

Rob Mitchell “you don’t know jack shit”.

[@JedaqiaAngel]

The 'Jachmed' issue in Malaysia was due to some government officials that banned Achmed for the stupid reason of 'offending' Malaysian. It's stupid really because fans of Jeff are well aware of Achmed and had no problem of it. Sometime the government are just so idiotic that it's embarrassing. Like they like to make issues out a non existent molehill. Sheeesh... BTW, I'm Malaysian.

[@DHWOW]

+Jedaqia Angel Thx for the info. Was wondering why Acmed dress like a french in Malaysia.

[@terrymcginnis4633]

they know its just a puppet -.-

[@SuperBuildsInMC]

Jacque merde**

[@julianreyes2849]

Omg same 😂

[@aldrinebelayong255]

@Freda Childress hi freda. Just to let you know, most of malaysian in the peninsula malaysia is muslim. 60%(maybe more) of malaysian are muslim. I'm from malaysia, and im not muslim.

[@harleyrobertson73]

Taking achmed home to Israel was a ballsy move

[@HazySkies]

1:49 It's moments like these where the acting is so good it truly feels like they're alive and are genuinely worried. Also this is my favourite Achmed moment.

[@RQviiist]

"It's not always hot in france?" "No" "Fuck. OKAY" xD

[@zabouclaoue2092]

I'm half French, so the Malaysian segment completely killed me!!!! GOD, I'm nearly crying!!

[@LchanOtakudom]

Only nearly crying?! You better watch it again and cry this time! (I think I watch too much of Peanut)

[@robmitchell7570]

You're rational and open minded person. I like that!

[@zabouclaoue2092]

You've got good taste! Besides, anyone who doesn't like Jeff Dunham and Achmed needs their head examined ;)

[@wildicecream4911]

I'm half french to so it was funny af!!

[@jesusamaya8545]

Zabou Claoue Is it OT in france? 😂😂

[@justinemcgraw6634]

I love Achmed's French name.

[@Codex_0613]

it's Jacques

[@jamiemaster101]

which translates to jack shit

[@keithh9025]

Justine Mcgraw does anyone agree at that part he looked like hitler?

[@davincent98]

Jacques Merde

[@JacquesDufrene]

yall dont know Jacques Merde

[@Emikero]

Jeff: Bagpipes have existed in Scotland since the 14th century. Achmed: That's probably about the time the murder rate went up.

[@TJKgoclones]

Love that part

[@CosmicTroubles]

3:26 I love how he makes himself laugh and immediately recovers with Achmed

[@matthewadair4507]

He accidentally said achmed while he was in Malaysia. He must've thought "oh shit" when he said that.

[@greninjastorm6734]

"When ze show is done, RUN!"

[@matthewadair4507]

Bruno Sousa the Malaysian ministry called him up and said that achmed was offensive. Jeff couldn't show the puppet or say his name.

[@matthewadair4507]

Bruno Sousa Malaysia is a Muslim country

[@marionponcet209]

I think we saw the same video but I can't find it any more. Maybe you have the link somewhere? :)

[@justaclasher1634]

Marion Sth search google (jeff dunham all over the map)

[@MrJlee93]

"I got to see the useless wax figures." "Madame Tussauds?" "No, parliament." lol

[@DW_Death]

Jaque Merde..... Jack shit. I saw what you did there...

[@theonlykikohero]

+Tesseract YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

+Nathaniel Thompson "Jaquemed"

[@Gilhelmi]

I liked how scared Achmed got in Israel.

[@allanmoral3867]

I've lost count how many times has Achmed told Jeff, "I'll keel you!" And Jeff is so alive and well.

[@stefs3460]

Well Achmed isn't the most skilled terrorist 😂

[@spencergsmith]

To be fair, Achmed is a poor terrorist. That’s why he blew himself up in 4 seconds 😂

[@rustkarl]

I love Achmed. “... well I’m already dead so what the hell”

[@areaiisecretary2255]

This guy, Jeff, is unbelievable and so entertaining in a lost and dying world.

[@-themeepqueen3984]

drama mama queen

[@johnstjohn3595]

Achmed gets a laugh in Israel? Jeff Dunham is a fucking genius...

[@skat1140]

His racism is _SO_ funny! Mr. Dunham, you are making comedy great again!

[@elizabethramos4293]

I truly appreciate Jeff and his amazing humor. Walter and Ackmed have really made me laugh til I cried. Thank you, Jeff Dunham!

[@ernanv24]

the Israel part is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@aristhelynranalan2161]

me too my favorite part

[@trishcooning8086]

Achmed talking in French is funny as hell.

[@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1]

3:09 😂😂

[@paytynking8191]

"So you strongly agree?" "No! I have to go Wee Wee!"

[@RachelAlmarane]

Ok, as a French, the "Silence ! Je te tue !" in the french bit killed me XD

[@otakugirl5512]

Jeff: Scotland is the murder capital of Europe. Achmed: I DIDN'T DO IT!

[@leociresi4292]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jacksongrantham4848]

"you call it an x-ray, i call it a selfie" im friggin done! jeff dunhamm is the best comedian/ventriloquist to ever exist

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

The Israeli’s really enjoyed him, just goes to show comedy brings everyone together

[@ars5047]

Occupiers have the right to laugh too...isn't it?

[@sammyn9345]

@@ars5047 There's no Palestine in history. Also, if peace is ever to exist, Hamas must be destroyed. They are the evil criminals...You are supporting terrorism and murder.. Shame on you..

[@parkourperson28]

@SultanGaming The jews had rights to the land as far back as the roman empire.. Judea it was called back then though. In todays world i've seen little to no actual evidence of expansion from Israel, their border hasn't changed in 30 years, where it shrank slightly in the north east. Obviously the occupation must be internal in the segregated sectors if at all ~ However the complete ignorance and stupidity of people like you is somewhat amazing to me - Not only are you defending a terrorist organization which uses civilians as human shields.. uses UN hospitals and residential buildings to stockpile weapons and launch indiscriminate rocket barrages at a civilian city killing children (which i'm confident goes against the geneva convention) BUT you also imagine that it's Israels fault? L M A O. Hamas, Iran and every other muslim country has the absolute intention of destroying israel or at least displacing the jews - iran's leader openly states intention to nuke them... And lets do some math on that regard. The jews have 1 country, israel. Muslims have 50 majority islamic countries, 30 have 90+% islamic majority and 10 have 99+%. Through mass persecution, intollerance and murder but that's an issue for another time, what's your plan for the jewish people and their holy land that was stolen from them over 2 thousand years ago?

[@kayz8806]

I love how most people dont realise that it's Jeffs reactions that make you laugh more. When he laughs it makes you think that he's actually talking to someone real and they made him laugh.

[@mohammadabuelhawajordanian1765]

0:59 the boom sound was hilarious 😂

[@mckdgz4994]

clearly Malaysians can't take a joke ..when even Islamic Arabs welcome Achmed and just laugh at his sentiments/ jokes.

[@FallenOne669]

To be fair, it was the government that wanted to restrict Achmed. The Malaysian people clearly had a blast with his brother.

[@roannesarabia657]

@@FallenOne669 are you telling me your government is stupid?

[@FallenOne669]

@@roannesarabia657 All governments are stupid in some respect.

[@roannesarabia657]

@@FallenOne669 oh ok

[@justsomeone1757]

Uhh the official religion in Malaysia is Islam so it is also a Muslim country lol

[@supervegito2277]

You call it an xray i call it a selfie. Amazing.

[@barfkat05]

I love ho he could say fuck, but shit was censored at the end XD

[@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl]

Shit was censored but jack shit wasn't.

[@greninjastorm6734]

On the TV, they censored "Jaques'" last name, but not on KZbin. Hearing it now, I really didn't know his last name translated to "shit" in English until watching this.

[@JurianvanderTol]

Also, if you pronounce Jacques Merde fast, it sounds a little like Achmed.

[@thevirgonerd6885]

I realized that too!

[@carbon_no6]

Making people laugh (genuine laughter and happiness) are amongst the most important and fulfilling things you can do in your life! It unfortunately doesn’t fix everything or always remain for long durations, but literally just making someone crack-a-smile can be an enormous benefit to that person!

[@StormadowTheHedgehog]

0:40 "I DIDN'T DO IT! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS S***!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bon7029]

"My name is Jaques Merde" Perfect.

[@laurayochim1372]

Absolutely love Achmed!!

[@LoveTemplado]

It’s funny how Jeff tried to compose himself with his own jokes 😂🤣😂😂🤣 (with achmed voice)

[@wilfriedbeuzit9950]

As a French myself, I couldn't stop laughing with the part in Malaysia!

[@orezbuss]

2:16 anybody heard “Bonjour, American Pig”?

[@sammencia7945]

2:36 Must point out that Jeff can perform in French (well), and that the Malay audience is educated enough to know enough French to understand the jokes in a 2nd language.

[@comettamer]

I do hope to see Jeff make it to Cheyenne one day. "Oui oui!" "So you strongly agree?" "No, i have to go wee wee!"

[@ramersheila7269]

He is a genius😂😂 i keep coming back to rewatch it. Also how he handled the problem in malaysia, very smooth😂😂😂

[@lyricrogersofficial]

Jacques Merde for life!

[@e.e.e]

I am from Paris, 🗼 France, and I am amazed that Jeff's French accent is flawless, sounds pretty much like a native to me! Chapeau! Also Jacques Merde is crazy funny. 🤣 Merci for the laughs!🗼🏴‍☠ 💋.

[@beverlydaniels-reeves729]

I adore Jaque!! That was hysterical😁...his moustache and accent..love love love him! Half the time I forget they are puppets...seem so real Jeff Dunham you are a genius...p.s. The Malaysia people were dying laughing...love you jeff❤

[@jesusamaya8545]

"No no, *Parliament* "

[@jackbruce4046]

Achmed and Peanut, even Walter would make great dignitaries

[@andrejzalec4512]

JEFF DUNHAM is a genius. Seriously.💪

[@XeroGravity_Orange]

Grandpa was telling me how funny Achmed is and he was right!

[@FAM0US-M0NSTERS-]

Omg the Malaysia skit had me rollin'

[@hyperion1028]

I'm Malaysian and I am not happy with my goverment at all.They are too easily offended.

[@ericpulu2382]

Hyperion try going to America

[@ihavenoclevername8300]

@@ericpulu2382 don't it worse over here.....say one wrong thing and everybody hates you place the racist and all that ..and we got measles again....

[@thepotatoking2504]

Well maybe in KZbin you can't even get away from them because there everywhere in the comment section

[@sonicmiku3009]

Don`t worry, your not the only one. Americas Government is the same way.

[@ryank1273]

In 2019, Everyone gets offended.

[@katieismobile8898]

2:43 "My name is Jack Shit" lol

[@dylandylanson4448]

For all the people watching, here's a list of literally everything in the comments: -Arguments about Palestinian sovereignty, -Arguments about Israel's status as a country, -and also a bunch of "well I'm already dead, what the hell" comments.

[@tristankapsiak105]

I heart Lyoko thx

[@nickmenter9699]

I heart Lyoko well I'm already dead, what the hell

[@marcelob.678]

a very green gamer I actually havent found any comments yet about the first 2 things.

[@TomiKaski]

Wow, things have changed in a year since you commented, now it's: -How Jeff managed to get around the ban of Achmed -About the Malaysian govenrment -a bunch of "well, I'm already dead, what the hell"

[@DarkLink1996]

Imagine how XANA would really react if he got into the internet

[@frederikbregasi55]

What's with all the Jews?? LOL!!! 😂😂 I love the french part too OMG JEFF IS SO HILARIOUS!!!!! I'm dying!!!!😹😹😹

[@taehyungsguccishoes6417]

As a Jew I lost it at the “What’s with all the Jews?”😂😂😂

[@majestycle9148]

I love how this 14 year old girl told me this was racist yet the people of the Arab nations laughed harder than me

[@Yuurei21]

Laughter makes the world go round or at least it should. Jacques Merde is my favorite part. I hope I am not the only one who thinks that Achmed and Jacques must meet. LOL

[@frootsnacc6790]

I just realized Jacque Merde sounds like Achmed, it’s not just a joke, it’s a pretty clever joke

[@masonanimates6133]

It also translates to "jack shit"

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

When Achmed--I mean Jacque started singing Kumbaya when Jeff mentioned his real name, i Lost it!

[@joshuamlee98]

Achmed’s impression of the bagpipes cracks me up every time

[@macbison9501]

"I am Jack shit?" That keeled me!

[@peytonsawyer9461]

Jeff: I thought France was the language of love Achmed: wee wee i love to blow up shit That's funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidbaker2587]

I enjoy when Jeff cracks upat his own jokes. Makes believe he truly enjoys his work.

[@ictpilot]

I just wished we could see the whole Achmed in Israel skit. I bet he was the favorite character there in Israel.

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

4:04 Me during a French test

[@JNSStudios]

The second I saw the words Israel on the screen I thought "This is gonna go well"

[@haoyoudoingx]

“ I Kilt you” followed by the high pitched “haha!” Killed me lol

[@rrssmooth6643]

Damn Jeff can make people laugh around the world, talented comedian.

[@selvaseelanganeshpandiyan7850]

Many people laugh and you are the reason. Great job and God bless you man 💓. May you live long.

[@albertwelieta]

02:11 holy crap, well I'm already dead what the hell

[@18karatgold6]

“It has been nice knowing you.” “When the show is done… *run.”* 😂😂😂

[@chanchan-yf1fi]

Every reactions he made is genuine can’t stop laughing 😂

[@PhuongNguyen-jenny]

I watch it over and over like thousands times, I also notice Jeff’s mouth to see if it’s moved. Yes, sometimes it did at some hard word to pronounce if you don’t move your lips. But he’s still a legend, and I always think that Achmed is real. P/s: Sorry for my bad English.

[@ronvinson5646]

Your English is fine!!

[@mehchocolate1257]

@@ronvinson5646 Achmed is fuckin funny 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@ahnonimus]

Silaunce! Ju tu teeew! Ahhhh Achmed never fails to get me.

[@TheMainMunnay]

The weather here is bull sheeeeet lol