"José Jalapeño's ski trip" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM

[@raynekraven]

Peanut and José are the best duo ever! you are great, Jeff!!

[@sandeesandlz98]

i watch this every year now-twice each time @ least! always LMAO

[@raynekraven]

***** yeah when you're mexican.. or a jalapeno ;)

[@DemBigOlEyes]

Rayne Kraven on a sthick

[@raynekraven]

I hate My Pencils it wasn't ''on a steeeeck''?

[@christinaclark868]

on a steek

[@lukebappo]

Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick. Jose *savagely*: That’s not what your mother said. Jose has the best comebacks of all time.

[@nassiahtreece3803]

Fr😂😂😂

[@Logan-wj1zt]

i want to see their ski trip animated

[@c_enthusiast_x2747]

Spackle Goose I think I have an idea of what to do in my spare time.

[@chrisleearies484]

I could make that happen in FlipaClip

[@bmunsh77]

Yes! We need a whole animated series based of his stand-up!

[@christianparrish6647]

That's a good idea, goose.

[@havocfilms3428]

Me too

[@gaureeshhegde7865]

The way Peanut looks at Jeff after saying something stupid kills me every time 😂

[@twistedmistah9914]

Jeff:Why didn't you help Achmed? José:We were laughing too hard

[@FlamingCockatiel]

How many people's friends are this way?

[@its_emmaelkins_5947]

@@FlamingCockatiel I’m josè my best friend is peanut and my annoying cousin is Achmed

[@EdWeibe]

lol. Bone was sticking out.

[@sweetsunia]

“I think he needs a bigger stick!” “That’s not what your mother said” LMAOOOOO

[@SBK1.]

dat one laughing lady in crowd :D

[@DonutLord32]

Thought it was just me that heard her laugh

[@jessamarieconstantino2131]

That's how I laugh right now No...she's not me

[@totallynotrockstar3570]

@@DonutLord32 how did you think that

[@marcus4526_]

@@DonutLord32 timestamp?

[@maryammure5151]

@@marcus4526_ They don't show her face you just hear her loud laugh. Its a very loud cackle

[@theimaginationstudio9880]

Despite having no other facial expression you can feel the unbridled rage from Jose

[@joeywomer]

I know I've seen this a dozen times already, so why is it still f**king hilarious?

[@theaudieappletonchannel4642]

The part abot waking up,then taking a nap is probably why.Funny.

[@theaudieappletonchannel4642]

+Aud Appleton about,not abot.

[@marisapendergrast7211]

Joseph Womer yes

[@KXNGBANNXXOFFICIAL]

Joseph Womer ikr.. cracking me up

[@MR-cc9wo]

Yes😂😂

[@lilly_pkays2354]

I can amagine all three of them on a ski trip and all of that happening

[@jaycerrito3142]

Maybe a skit

[@joeywomer]

Jeff: Feliz Navidad? Peanut: Yeah, that bitch.

[@sanstheskelapun742]

Joseph Womer as soon as I read this.

[@thehermit9008]

Sanstheskelapun same

[@ashleawatts1665]

Joseph Womer 😂😂😂😂 that was fucking funny

[@aneesahajam6884]

Orle

[@davidstevens6705]

OLE!

[@uravggamer4620]

There’s always that one woman, who’s just dying of laugher.

[@andreiionescu205]

Not woman,a bitch

[@reubengatonga2791]

She sure is getting value for her money!

[@kai_Twister]

Me 100%

[@goldenwolf8081]

Hearing that one women laugh louder then the whole crowd makes it funnier to me😂😂😂

[@sparkshark789]

Usually contagious laughter comes from babies, but occasionally there’s one adult that can pull it off. 😂

[@lookylooky100]

When I'm feeling sad, I watch Jeff's shows.

[@cozyliner9813]

Spooky Action okey

[@eduardocano8243]

yep

[@sergioparra4503]

Same here

[@iceluvndiva21]

Yep

[@KittyCat-vo6yr]

Same

[@Reviewer2016]

4:23 That is why Jose is one of my favorite character, he’s able to give Peanut the business.

[@Its_nevxx]

I died 😂😂

[@jacobrobinson787]

Peanut: We were finally rescued by a St. Bernard. Jose: But the dog took Achmed and buried his ass. XD

[@carultch]

Lol. Now Jose is telling the insensitive jokes.

[@ethanfraser9144]

carultch the best was the Jose I wake up on Christmas morning Peanut then you take a nap Peanut no I know you work very hard you run to the border and decorate all the barbed wire Jeff Jose does not run to the border Peanut your right he goes boing boing boing Jeff So Jose what does Christmas mean to you Jose it's the day Jesus was born Peanut I didn't know your gardener was born on Christmas Day hey Jesus happy birthday man you know you can skip the leaves Jeff so Jose what do you want for Christmas Peanut I think he wants a bigger stick Jose that's not what your mother said XD

[@4drigam3s]

Jacob Robinson brh. what the fuck

[@jacobrobinson787]

What?

[@4drigam3s]

Jacob Robinson im sorry

[@chrisanderson8781]

This guy can make anyone's day a better one thank you Jeff.

[@juanmejiagomez5514]

Peanut: he needs a bigger stick Jose: that's not what your mother said Me: died of laughter

[@unicornsareawesome5247]

that one never gets old

[@iceluvndiva21]

no peanut. you confused him with yourself

[@pipbash4939]

Jose is savage as all hell

[@iceluvndiva21]

+Dragon Girl Margret probably why the ladies love him

[@plutowrld8699]

hahahaha

[@MatthewERyan]

Jeff is by far the best ventriloquist on the planet. He brings characters to life like no one else. It’s truly hard to believe these characters are just puppets. He’s that good!

[@sarasullivan2188]

" You put a splint on it?" " Of course." " What'd you use?" "Me."😂😂😂😂

[@George-ph6qo]

It's still hysterical. You have created a great interaction between Jose and peanut. I pray you never stop. My best to all of you

[@Zee_K_7]

"We wake up in the morning...." "And then they take a nap" #StoryOfMyLife

[@nstseysnitsr3287]

same xD

[@nstseysnitsr3287]

+The Cowboy 0_0 what.

[@michaelbachtell1369]

I died at that part LMAOF 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Layla.63]

Zizi K. Literally me

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

I know the feeling.

[@PeggyV69]

I don't care how many times I watch this I laugh my butt off. LOL Its hilarious when Jose starts with the Momma jokes.

[@thegamingduck5974]

I loved the part when Jose said then the dog took achmed and buried his ass

[@batuhanaskn2120]

The Gaming Duck Ndgsakkg 😬😁😈😧😧😄

[@simonhope6644]

My favourite part was when peanut says hose does something called nabadad chick mantis fillies CRAZY

[@maryomnes9445]

I love Jose and Peanut they make the whole show funny. Just wish I could see them in person. The show would be awesome 👌 😎. All the puppets are just great. I love them all. They make me feel so good 👍.

[@istan7crackheadsbts702]

The best part from this video is when Jeff said "Jose doesn't run to the Boarder." And Peanut "you're right he goes doing doing doing doing." LMAO.😂

[@katarca3977]

The Rock dong dong dong not doing

[@Ok21111]

Lol true

[@mariannehovad798]

@@katarca3977 dong is the wrong word too unless you are talking about the appendage up its head lol think the spelling is dowge

[@rican93]

I can't go without laughing hahahaha

[@ashleyparkhurst4848]

Doing is right

[@samfoggo]

4:29 SAVAGE BURN!!!!! 😱😱😂😂😱😱😂😂

[@mathewgodfrey1517]

I could just picture Jose bouncing to the boarder.

[@subjectdelta4758]

Same

[@ShortVidioClips]

boing boing boing

[@mxnt.ie456]

I DID TOO!!!

[@zacharywhite5789]

Jose doesn't run to the border

[@walkertapner9940]

Mathew Godfrey Me too

[@kylemiller5148]

Ventriloquism and comedy literally go hand in hand 🤣👏

[@nine_tails137]

This honestly feels like the adult version of the Muppets, and I love it!

[@warlis4767]

Jose: We were trapped in the snow for 3 days. Jeff: Wow, did you have anything to eat? Peanut: A Jalapeno! That one was gold!

[@sadaotamnge429]

+Elias Khalil ON A STIECK!!!11

[@mxnt.ie456]

I liked the bone was sticking out Jeff: did you put a splint on it? peanut: yes Jeff: what did you use? Jose: me...

[@NinSega89]

Elias Khalil A jalapeno! While whispering yeah hahaha

[@blazebomber4567]

José: You're a seek bastard!

[@LilSummerSausage]

Jalapeńo

[@thatonepumpkin1758]

"How was the skiing?" "Great" "I had to snowboard" "STICKKKK"

[@mikestock969]

So did you dress warmly for the trip? "Si" What did you wear? "A scarf." And One Boot

[@mikestock969]

Elaine Cuenca 😂😂 Too funny

[@mikestock969]

Elaine Cuenca You know what he could use as a raincoat? "A Condom!!"

[@Enterprise-D666]

Mike Stock All right so how did the trip go?

[@mikestock969]

Jack Dauphinais It was a disaster...

[@zacksnyder4343]

I love when peanut laughs at his own jokes

[@Nazz-b7p]

I can picture this whole ski trip playing out and there was mass mayhem, panic and laughing.

[@TheKeithclaylover1]

"He celebrates something called 'navidad'. With some chick named Phyllis."

[@mikestock969]

Shawnee S Phyllise Navidad

[@shadowrush001]

@@mikestock969 yeah that bitch

[@retiredmatthewshort1635]

That means "Merry Christmas" in Spanish

[@briarmason8737]

@@retiredmatthewshort1635 OLE!

[@retiredmatthewshort1635]

Jeff: Here he is Peanut: Jose Jalapeno on a stick

[@eeeeeeeeyt]

josé: we wake up in the morning- peanut: and then they take a nap I LITERALLY DIED AT THAT PART XDDDD

[@AMETHYST21897]

Jeff: "José, what do you want for Christmas?" Peanut: "I think he needs a bigger stick. Hahahah!" José: "That's not what your mother said." *Peanut's jaw drops.*

[@DreamsWithDragons]

Why the fuck is everyone commenting subtitles

[@AMETHYST21897]

because it's so fuckin' funny. do you not have a sense of humor?

[@jacobrobinson787]

For effect.

[@n8corner261]

Blond97 I was like Damn he got told when i heard that

[@bryanbyrd9299]

u

[@jellybean4782]

You Jefafaa are out of this world hilarious!! Your "dialogue" with Peanut and Jose or Achmed is always making me happy!I almost forget that it's still you talking through these puppets🤣😂

[@haillejackson3684]

José: That's not what your mother said. Audience: OOOOOOOOHHH!

[@sethkraai9075]

That, to me, was a savage jose moment right there.

[@TheScribe1.0]

Peanut: “😧”

[@IshithaYalamanchili]

😆LOL 🤣 😂

[@XavierHandy]

I can’t name a better duo when it comes to comedy with Jośe and Peanut 😂😂

[@leekgaming672]

Are ju making fun of my accent Jess

[@lozereli9613]

lol

[@gamingwithfriends8060]

XD

[@WoofyClouds]

jhess

[@mareemilner2320]

LEEK Gaming I

[@kodaslime1379]

LEEK Gaming lol

[@dragoncaptain678]

Jose: we were trapped in the snow for 3 days Jeff: wow did you have anything to eat? Peanut: a "jalapeno" Lmao I just love that part

[@MastermindGaming1426]

You're a sick bastard lmao 😂

[@NinSega89]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@emoqueen0120]

Me too! 🤣🤣

[@alain-kx8uy]

"we wake up in the morning,and then they take a nap"I just can't stop laughing

[@jacobfitzgerald6050]

xXn00b slayerXx I didn't know trump was born on Christmas

[@323icebox]

I love watching this over and over. There needs to be a animation

[@jessicajohnson2397]

jeff: so Jose how do you celebrate Christmas? jose: well we wake up in the morning- peanut: and then they take a nap.

[@boffie2094]

+Jessica Johnson Story of my life

[@luciddream4584]

+Sophia Hopkins same

[@deinonychus1948]

peanut: im kidding i know they work very hard, they run to the border and decorate all the barbed wire!

[@LchanOtakudom]

Sounds like a day in the life of my cats.

[@LchanOtakudom]

***** xD!!!!

[@kerigibson6499]

Jeff Dunn:Why did you not help Acmed Joes:Because we were laughing to hard Me:Laughing So Hard LOVE YOU GUYS 💖❤💖❤💖❤💖❤

[@i_s_u-c_l_o_n_e637]

This is probably one of his funniest specials.

[@ryank1273]

ON A STEEK!

[@charleymccarthy4114]

I think it was his funniest. Back when he had Guitar Guy!

[@johnathanshadowhunter8801]

i_s_u-c_l_o_n_e yup it is

[@whendidthisgetserious]

I sometimes forget that they are puppets because of how real they act

[@Samuel152]

Me too

[@supergenesisstation1991]

Anyone would forget that. It's muppet syndrome.

[@christiansukitch3592]

It means Merry Christmas in Spanish Olé DEAD AT THIS POINT

[@davidhall3603]

I love Jeff Dunham keep up the awesome work Thank you for making All of us fans laugh 😂

[@Mashhhyyy]

"We Wake Up in the morning" "And then they take a nap" 😂😂😂 GOLDEN

[@young1939]

Jeff has a multiple split personality, but he's not suffering from it. He laughs all the way to the bank. Plus, he is allowed to say the most outrageous things and get paid for it, by the audience with their laughter, and at the bank. 😅😅😅😅😅💕

[@delta3838]

"Feliz Navidad" -jeff "Yeah that bitch!" -peanut I died

[@alainpbat3903]

I'm still laughing laughing after repeatedly watching this for 3 years

[@angramainyu267]

Jeff: Jose what do you want for christmas? Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick. Jose: That's not what your mother said... OHHHH BUUURRRNNN!!!!

[@crystalshively398]

New

[@nekowriter1018]

geez im dying, im dying........... from laughter

[@nekowriter1018]

geez im dying, im dying........... from laughter

[@josephvohland4581]

That was the funniest jose jalapeño joke ever

[@shadowrush001]

+Angra Mainyu ouch.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Jeff is a weapon, people must die of laughter watching him.

[@DreamsWithDragons]

@3:22 Jeff: I wanna get back to the Christmas Also Jeff: ok I was dying

[@Joshua-y3w]

José Jalapeño's ski trip" this cool new or old kids in new or old José Jalapeño's

[@RepellentJeff]

“…The bone was sticking out.” Gets me every time. 😂

[@guntherbernal6004]

Jose: the dog took took Achmed and buried his ass peanut: his head and his feet it was hilarious Jeff: what did you help Achmed Jose: we were laughing too hard

[@rican93]

3:50 No matter how hard I try, i can't help but laugh every time hahaha

[@wiisalute]

HEEEEEY ZEUS!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAAAAAAN!!!! i peed myself

[@jarodon6511]

Jesus actually

[@Rybellious]

+Jarod Graal Peanut said "Hey Zeus!" Referring to Jose's gardener.

[@ancbed]

it's Jesús jajaja not Zeus

[@mariav2043]

JESUS

[@richardgonnelly44]

Rybellious

[@jamfieldcentral372]

Sorry but I love peanut and José, have me in stitches everyone. Can't wait for your next Netflix special.

[@kathconserv]

He is insanely talented.

[@manfredkieg3782]

Looooove Jeff and Peanut ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@jestermesterjulietn5879]

Jeff: "Josè, what do u want for Christmas??" Peanut: "I think he needs a bigger stick!" *laughs for a short time* Josè: "That's not what ur mother said 😏..." Me: "OOOOHHHH!"

[@TheScribe1.0]

Peanut: “😲”

[@TimeBunny]

I think Peanut needs some ice for that burn 🤣

[@maurice_mores]

That lady laughing in the background though 🤣😂

[@katgamer1727]

Jeff : did you have anything to eat? peanut : a jalapeño José : you sick bastard me : omg why?

[@mr.versatilem.v9139]

No matter how many times I've watch this one, it makes me ROTFL everytime

[@NinSega89]

Did you had anything to eat? A Jalapeno! That was fucking gold!

[@ajpaquino6087]

4:28 best roast jose did to peanut

[@ryank1273]

Jose has a big STEEK!

[@johnathanshadowhunter8801]

gay

[@thedirtysouth-st3gt]

@@johnathanshadowhunter8801 no

[@BrixTremeGeek]

Not gonna lie, I hope someone someday makes an animated version of the ski trip as that would be hilarious, or Jose bouncing to the border haha

[@christianparrish3292]

Ikr

[@ZoraCatone]

There used to be. It got taken down.

[@hannahbanana4897]

Jose does not run to the border You're right... he goes boing boing boing boing😂😂😂😂😂

[@elijahliles8888]

You know you did good when you made a whole stadium go “ooooh” like that

[@ultraf0rward]

“I didn’t know your gardener was born on Christmas” laughing uncontrollably

[@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp]

1:47 And this is why I love Peanut.

[@ChristinaHatch1951]

Peanut is the best out of all of them!.. he needs mr of them.. ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@brittanysmall2124]

Peanut: they run to the border and decorate the barbwire. Jeff: José does not run to the border... Peanut: you're right he goes doing, doing, doing ,doing ,doing ,doing. xD

[@mariamarquez7429]

I’m Mexican and I died laughing 😂

[@sophiazel-jensen1809]

José: the bone was sticking out Peanut: it's always sticking out😂😂

[@hamsammich9097]

Peanut: he needs a bigger stick Jose: that's not what ur mother said. Me: SPITS MILK* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@mellythemelon9100]

GamesGarls YES THAT WAS MY SAME REACTION

[@jefforjacksonwarren2108]

FILEPE

[@kagomecc461]

Now you know why you shouldn't drink during A Je fa fa Dun HAM performance 😆

[@thomasmccaghrey9888]

I was drinking a cup of tea, now I make sure that I don't have a drink with me when I watch him

[@cinnamonsun7099]

Jeff: Jose What does Christmas mean to you Jose: Its the day Jesus was born Peanut: I didn't know your gardener was born on Christmas XD so fucking hilarious

[@sanstheskelapun742]

Cinnamon Sun AYY JESUS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAAAAN!!

[@subjectdelta4758]

Sanstheskelapun TODAY YOU CAN SKIP THE LEAVES

[@carmencruz7055]

Please we need more of peanut for the new year he makes me laugh when I'm down

[@Jyahmiah]

Jeff: he doesn't run to the border Peanut: your right he goes "dong dong dong" Me: I am dead😂😂😂😂

[@jesicare8161]

Jeff Dunham and Co. Kicks major laughter ass!!!!!!💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛THANK YOU!!!!!!!

[@kayleemcgavin1547]

I've watched this 8 times but I still crack up laughing every time

[@mikestock969]

Thankyou Jeff Dunham for all the good laughs. My favorite character is Peanut; he is so animated and very lively. He brings so much life to your performance. Thanks again

[@WingedKey]

God, well thanks for making me laugh Jeff! You are the only person who can make me truly laugh and God damn you do it well! My favorite puppet is Jose Jalapeno! God, even when I was 6 I understood all the jokes and laughed so hard! Thanks Jeff for getting some of the stress out of my life with some laughs!

[@jameshughes6049]

"I didn't know your gardener was born on Christmas"!!! Hysterical.

[@mancityfan2004]

0:14 that womans laugh

[@christineikiria6892]

Am here watching this in 2024😂😂😂

[@jentube40]

"he brought a bomb?!" " on a stick"

[@supergenesisstation1991]

"And why did achmed have a bomb?" "I think he's a workaholic."

[@t.ianna922]

Jentube why is José so obsessed with sticks? 😂😂

[@CasualMarioFan64]

@@t.ianna922 because he is on a stick!

[@MastermindGaming1426]

@@t.ianna922 that's not what your mother and your sister said 😏

[@t.ianna922]

Julian Gonzalez I love you we are now best friends you have good humor

[@SevenDeadlySins668]

0:59 was my favorite part

[@amymadden5988]

I am playing Felies Navidad on my clarinet

[@justisa.7257]

7years later it's still funny as hell

[@subjectdelta4758]

Peanut: I don't think Jose celebrate Christmas, he said he does something called navadad with a chick named fillis Jeff: fillis navadad Peanut: yea, that bitch!

[@angelap7038]

Subject Delta ftfrttttffttrrttyttyrrrrtt

[@Krbrx_DCD]

Neinwott Productions Ole

[@deliaperez6247]

Sorry I’m going to be that person Felíz Navidad

[@rainbowcupcake3183]

It's Feliz Navidad sorry to be that person

[@rustkarl]

I love how he makes the puppets have their own stories

[@randomthings5518]

"I didn't know your gardener was born on Christmas. "

[@kayliegerrek8002]

Penut:"I think he needs a bigger stick"(penut laughing) Jose: "that's not what your mother said" Me: what the hell😂😂😂

[@retiredmatthewshort1635]

Jeff: Did you put a splint on it? Peanut: Of course Jeff: What'd you use? Jose: Me That part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@theaceofspades1153]

"That's not what your mother said." Wow, I'm dead!!

[@TheGuitarplayer112]

Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick Jose: that's not what your mother said Me: BUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNN!!!!!

[@stevebiesiadabada6669]

Jeff, peanut and Jose are awesome together I like all the characters, you are awesome Jeff