"José Jalapeño's bad day" | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

[@jeffdunham]

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[@lisaphillips2306]

You helped my Dad through his battle with esophageal cancer and thank you is so inadequate!! Thank you from our souls for bringing light to Daddy when everything seemed so dark!! We love you!! LOTS of love and hugs from Kansas!! 🤗💗🤗💗

[@laurieholland2907]

You were awesome in Tampa this week

[@Kaontxawm.97]

Any chance you will do a tour for melbourne australia too?

[@annmackAndrea]

​@@lisaphillips2306 😊😊

[@Kitty-ji7ol]

Your welcome

[@audrajengle]

“I need to come back AAAAAOOUUUUUT.” “.....You can’t come back AAAAOOUUUUUT.”

[@lahlybird895]

They sounded exactly the same when they said that ... almost like they were the same person

[@gameoholic1994]

You can come back out, but you can’t come back AAAAAOOUUUUUT.

[@mohammadabuelhawajordanian1765]

5:05 - 5:09

[@marilynrakestraw3085]

I want to see the girls What girls Any girls What makes you think a girl would want to see you Jose has the steek

[@setsyoufree8]

@@marilynrakestraw3085 Gettin' a little racy out here, isn't it? 😳

[@AshleyHicks-rc3jr]

When Jeff says "Well I don't speak Spanish" then I crack up when Jose stares at Jeff

[@Constantine_Cvl8]

Heff*

[@Kitty-ji7ol]

🎉

[@forxstzleafbell5205]

@@Constantine_Cvl8 His name is actually jeff

[@will4958]

@@forxstzleafbell5205 That's the joke. Jose says 'Heff' because the 'J' is pronounced as a 'H' in Spanish, which makes Peanut 'think' that Jose said the wrong name.

[@Oreo-lz4gg]

Yep

[@danielbeaney4407]

3:28 Peanuts expression and Josè turning round just makes me laugh every single time!

[@sonyafox3271]

Peanut cracks me up every time, he’s my favorite character.

[@thekingsilverado8419]

If U like Jose & Peanut You should really be here when me and my old lady go at it. At least get here before the cops show up that is...

[@levibrechbiel7421]

You can just about hear the record scratch when jeff says he can't speak Spanish 😂

[@Melody3939]

Jose: du du du du du du du du~ :)

[@marcocastillo1087]

@@Melody3939 4:37 This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac! Olie!

[@qualityshloimy]

The genius, the sheer comedic genius of peanut and Jose speaking in Spanish and Jeff feeling left out is simply amazing.

[@nateboss1535]

"Anything else happen today" "No" "Si" "Damn"

[@19jacinta88]

Hands down, best part!

[@tylerg6511]

@@19jacinta88 Haha ikr

[@CasualMarioFan64]

what happened?

[@aidaniguess830]

RandiTheGamer64 6 he slammed my steek in the door!

[@CasualMarioFan64]

@@aidaniguess830 and now I have a soar steek!

[@katiegaston6236]

“Anything else happen today?” “No” “Si” “Damn”

[@juanakravitz3024]

When parents ask the kids how their day was ?

[@DRuDAGreat]

lol

[@flowerstan5616]

2:12

[@francesdumas3822]

Who loves that show

[@Adam_r_Johnson]

That's like when I come home and try to hide the fact I failed a test but ultimately fail

[@Atiano]

"I don't speak Spanish" and the way they stare at him, it kills me everytime 🤣

[@wolf-16_Adept]

Do do do do do do

[@retiredmatthewshort1635]

Picture if you will

[@ianbos3581]

Am i missing some information?, because i can't seem to figure out why it is funny. Can someone please explain?

[@Conman0093]

@@ianbos3581 Because Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist that can't speak Spanish, yet his puppets just had a dialogue in spanish, hence the puppets' spooked reaction.

[@ianbos3581]

@@Conman0093 well now I feel stupid😂😂

[@stevendegner9916]

2:23 Peanut laughing reminds me of a kid acting innocent but yet so young and immature

[@nikestraybelladonna2530]

The way José Jalapeño "talks" always get me hahahaha "Don't close the door" "One big one!.... On a steek" "I wish to see the señoritas" ❤❤❤

[@michealgomez9752]

Jose has the steek. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michellep4296]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAHYAHYAAAAAAH I AM JOSÉ JALAPEÑO

[@Saigon_Star_Edits]

@@michellep4296 . . .

[@Cameron-c2p]

​@@michellep4296on a steek

[@xxgachafamilyxx]

Just reading this killing me,🤣

[@simonlong3368]

"What makes you think a girl would want to see you?" "José has the stick~"

[@Lelo.Machaka]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@savagesibs1971]

Um... Kids, this comment isn’t reserved for ya.

[@stqrzxjaz]

@@savagesibs1971 I don't get it

[@RAYKUNARACCOON]

@@stqrzxjaz UH OH UHHHH

[@kusaneii4727]

@@stqrzxjaz That's uh a joke for the century

[@setsyoufree8]

( 00:05 ) "No, we did not HHHHHAVE a good day." "Yes, we HHHHHHHHHHAD a GREAT FRICKIN DAY!!!"

[@dtoiii_1206]

A GREAT FRICKIN DAY

[@setsyoufree8]

@@dtoiii_1206 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@KaylaSloths]

WaaaaHHHttt

[@2gamers490]

Oh I thought he said the f word

[@splashcat2807]

@@2gamers490 you mean f-cking?

[@Missy-d8b]

The way Peanut says ‘What’ 🤣. Peanut is my all time favorite 😂

[@rowanowens3553]

What the hhhhhhell is wrong with hhhhhhalloween that part cracks me up everytime

[@jujuherefr]

This the first ventriloquist that makes me think these puppets are real.

[@landynbrown6745]

Yes

[@marymckinley3246]

I watch this often, brightens my day during this Covid mess!

[@temy4219]

Paul Zeldrin is cool too :3

[@ivaneames4354]

I know. I have to keep reminding myself that they aren't.

[@JusCookin]

Try Paul Zerdin

[@leokimvideo]

In the 70's it was trendy to have multiple personalities to get off a jail sentence, but Jeff has turned it into an entertainment cash cow. Jeff's no dummy.

[@DLGaming2002]

Oh, hi Leo

[@pabloignacioscaletta]

But Jeff does work with dummies. Okay, I could've written "puppets" but the joke wouldn't have worked then.🤣

[@joeleboeuf]

But he is a dummy, at least according to Peanut.

[@flippy101mph9]

I disagree jeff is a dummy did you forget?

[@bradydicarlo9143]

Hi Leo!

[@trunks8124]

Jeff Dunham .... The only person who can argue with himself and not be considered to be insane

[@blue_is_a_nerd8098]

there is one other person thomas sanders

[@Jarock316]

@@blue_is_a_nerd8098 You're also forgetting Paul Zerdin.

[@staceymom2jw]

Trunks that’s hilarious

[@troyhoffman9411]

Or Phil Hendrie

[@mostar1219]

@@blue_is_a_nerd8098 I was gonna say "Thomas Sanders: Hold my Crofters"

[@Spencerman2003]

4:56 the way they both turned like "what the hell?" 😅😅😅

[@the1stwing]

"What makes you think a girl would want to see you?" "Jose has the stick..." 🤣

[@sleepy184]

I'm dead lol

[@delayedplayer]

*_José has the s t e e k_*

[@SimStarr]

😂

[@odinthewiseone1335]

@@sleepy184 Very very dead XDDDD

[@rontrellwoods1892]

What does he mean by that?

[@kimberlyadams2794]

I honestly can never get enough of Peanut and his hilarious arguments with Jose...Jeff gives his ‘friends’ so much personality that you forget they are just puppets

[@jadyng7501]

"do not drop me, senior." "I won't drop you, josé." "I would then be josé jalapeño on the floor."

[@tedypower2359]

“Do a little tap dance and we got salsa”

[@elizabethdurrance9177]

@@tedypower2359 “That’s terrible” “Not with the right kind of chips it isn’t”

[@tedypower2359]

“Stop it. Sorry Jose.” “Is ok, I kick his ass later” “I’ll turn your ass into guacamole” “Stop it” “I’ll stir you with your own stick” “Stop it” “This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac. OLE.

[@asrielledreemurr9319]

@@tedypower2359 sorry Jose is okay please don't close the door

[@Drummahboi808]

@@asrielledreemurr9319 Why not?

[@BIGJET411]

Who's watching in 2025 raise your hand 🖐

[@your_local_country_3]

me

[@LifeofBays]

Me too

[@Baseballbatmax]

I’m watching in 2034

[@kokistortillas2087]

Meee

[@aletbarends7119]

MEEEEEEEE

[@cyndorn]

Jose: "Don't close the door." Peanut: "Why not?!" Jose: "the cockroaches..."

[@wolf-16_Adept]

On a stick

[@CasualMarioFan64]

you have cockroaches in there?

[@cypernexus8727]

One big one!

[@CasualMarioFan64]

@@cypernexus8727 a big one

[@kels-chan5660]

@@CasualMarioFan64 Jose: On a stick

[@weeaboohamster7106]

“Do not drop me, señor” “I won’t drop you José” “ I then would be José the Jalapeño on the floor” “Do a little tap dance and we’ve got salsa” “ That’s terrible.” “Not with the right chips it’s not” “STOP IT”

[@lunamidnight4477]

Lol that's funny

[@austinkent5880]

let me guess salsa

[@fredyrodriguez8881]

Weeaboo Hamster I’m sorry José

[@mickeyicon6989]

Lol

[@christophersantos4825]

This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac...

[@spanxbambii1348]

“I lost my wife to a Jalapeño” “A jalapeño?” “On a stick...”

[@NYG1991]

Spanx Bambii, you know why, right?!

[@johnpearson2519]

Probably because of a horrible pogo accident😂🤣

[@caljones]

@@johnpearson2519 doing doing *echt*

[@topherholland4646]

@@caljones OLE!

[@lilyn7848]

Time stamp?

[@lisanassy-harrison8670]

Jose: "I need to come back OOOOOOOOOOUT!" Peanut: "You can't come back OOOOOOOOOOUT!"

[@hanzthebringerofflammewerf4881]

"Anything else happen today." "No." "Si." "Damn."

[@thelittleagustus.2292]

Me telling a story near my brother

[@pwingwes4128]

"what else happened?"

[@oceanflowoceanflowhangouts6630]

Lol that one is my favorite part

[@jeremiahhorn7251]

My day explained to the boss..

[@kanjigodomo9696]

@@pwingwes4128 He slammed my stick in the door. Now I have a sore stick.

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

3:06 Still one of Dunham's best jokes imo. This entire segment is fantastic

[@apothecurio]

His best stuff is always when his jokes are directly about the performance and puppets. His other stuff related to stereotypes and “non pc” stuff is just ok.

[@marcocastillo1087]

@@apothecurio 4:29 I kick his arss later.

[@CXLYBCRZ]

3:35

[@xxbunnyloserxx228]

Jeff: your supposed to take him to the spa Peanut: I TOOK HIM TOO THE sPpa

[@leegriffin9629]

Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer. *audience laughter* Peanut: It's the same thing!

[@velocityzhd]

Jeff: the same thing?!

[@broadcastsinthedark5213]

@@velocityzhd It is too! It gets hot then it gets steamy then it goes D E E E E N G

[@velocityzhd]

@Beetle Juice Purple Bastard.

[@broadcastsinthedark5213]

@@velocityzhd Mexican Condiment!

[@FunFactswithTony]

0:28 “I took him to the spa”

[@Andrewtherandomartist2010]

“He put me in the vegetable steamer”

[@serenamansour1494]

ITS THE SAME THING

[@serenamansour1494]

No it isnt

[@serenamansour1494]

Yes it is it gets hot and then it gets steamy

[@serenamansour1494]

And then it goes DINGGG

[@TomiKaski]

Jeff: I don’t speak spanish *both looking at Jeff* José: *twilight zone theme* Peanut: picture if you will

[@phantomthiefjoker939]

Epic

[@justinoiler9749]

@@phantomthiefjoker939 Justin and Jessica down syndrome Melissa with Mike Pam with Darryl Nancy with Richard Emily and Robert

[@Wankomancer]

I'm sorry, I'm wooshed, somebody explain it to me

[@arisenleaf]

Viet Trung La They’re puppets He’s the voice

[@bum9340]

Thomsonic Finnboy is that a vsauce bitmoji

[@jrcsmama]

Jose: I need to come back out! Peanut: You can't come back *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@meh8984]

I know right

[@Cody.357]

👌

[@stevefromminecraft4546]

XD

[@nathanommundson6649]

Liam Nadbërg (SCP 173) morning

[@nathanommundson6649]

Liam Nadbërg (SCP 173) 49347:37635

[@gachagamergirl-gachaandmor7855]

"Did you have a good day?" "Yes-" "No-" "Shut up!" -Peanut 2006

[@davecrupel2817]

"Yes." "No." "Shut. U. *_P."_*

[@conconcrete]

Dave Crupel i took him to the SP A H

[@davidmoore6083]

Pahahaha

[@fazzynone1]

2006?

[@marissawolff8491]

​@@fazzynone1 This special aired in 2006.

[@longyiwang8505]

0:08 "Yes we *h-h-h-h-h-h-ad* a great fric*ing day" 💀💀

[@djfrankster1737]

"I'm not khappy on kHalloween" "What the khell is wrong with Khalloween" I'm dead🤣

[@pwingwes4128]

*"There are no costumes on a stick."*

[@charitycraven]

I watched as I read this lol

[@TheZero1312]

"You could be a fudgesicle."

[@pwingwes4128]

@@TheZero1312 *laughter*

[@rajcharles6062]

Me too💀

[@leafytehspartan1176]

Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer Peanut: Its the SAME THING!!!

[@ghstgamer4979]

Leafy Teh Spartan lmao

[@rephax4445]

Leafy Teh Spartan "its gets hot then it get steamy them it goes ding"

[@vader.editz.86]

Leafy Teh Spartan Mexican condiment

[@BonJoviMad100]

"I don't use those"

[@bastouis6476]

Alex Lawrence "you don't?"

[@lyndonluquin4091]

2:14 My favorite exchange between these two. Peanut: "No!" Jose: "Sí." Peanut: "Damn..."

[@cinderpxmpkin9554]

The fact P-Nutt’s voice changes tho

[@strawberryblueberry6166]

U could make a beat to a song just by playing that one second on repeat-

[@MsDoItAll82]

You made me laugh so hard

[@AlexanderSpielmann]

Go 30 seconds on for a SHIP-SOUND moment!!

[@Arechayef4230]

Lol

[@theglitchnice]

2:15 *D A M N*

[@juanojeda84]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@what.the.hell.laini.7]

“Do a little Tap dance we we got SALSA!” Is it bad that I’ve watched this so much I’ve memorized it-

[@Anukulika2]

"Thats *TERRIBLE* " *"Not the right kind of chips its not!"*

[@TheAntHar1]

I did a tap dance once - Fell in the Bath!

[@T0muchdog]

“This is the way we stir the guac stir the guac stir the guac”

[@StariaofDreams]

OLÉ!

[@lilyhuddleston19]

@@StariaofDreams I'm sorry jose

[@taeisthecupoftea1372]

Sometimes I forgot that they are even puppets It's like they have their own brain

[@brucbrady8640]

yoonseok is life sope ii

[@suhixx1676]

yoonseok is life sope same (luv bts too tho)

[@CloneScavengerVulpin8389]

Unfortunately it's just an act an illusion but a pretty good one

[@blockprime3006]

you know that they're good ventriloquist's when you see the puppet as alive

[@kadenk9623]

yoonseok is life sope SAME

[@CasualMarioFan64]

0:56 Jeff: a condiment? José: I do not use them. Peanut: you don't? José: and neither did your mother. Me and the crowd: oooohhhh! Edit: Thank you guys so much for the likes!

[@stab3rry]

that was funny as shit

[@CasualMarioFan64]

@@stab3rry Yeah! That's why their my favorite puppets!

[@AlexanderSpielmann]

OH THATS FUNNY! RIGHT THERE THAT IS FUNNY!! 🤣🤣

[@CasualMarioFan64]

@@AlexanderSpielmann Woah that was really good! You gotta work on it a little though

[@AlexanderSpielmann]

@@CasualMarioFan64 why?

[@shalimarrobles8081]

You're reason my anxiety goes away thank you so much Jeff, Peanut, and José! See you guys in August!! Keep it real we love you!!!

[@maxforge4333]

"Did anything else happen today?" "NO." "Sí." "Da**."

[@randomrun856]

Damn

[@retiredmatthewshort1635]

2:12

[@darkwolfxzx4706]

peanut:Dam

[@mugammadbenjamin2597]

Did you really just censor out the Word "damn"

[@SamotLS7]

@@mugammadbenjamin2597 yes, yes he did

[@UnknownSpectre5]

Did anything else happen today? No.... Yes..... Damn.

[@deehunter4741]

😂😂

[@riothekiller2275]

😂😂😂

[@aaronvillatoro8176]

so hilarious😂😂😂

[@Ghosty_ghost2003]

my grandma was in the way back bottom row

[@delightkustoms1013]

Kevin HexShard Si

[@RosieRoan]

Jeff: "You were supposed to take him to the spa!" Peanut: "I took him to the 'SPA!' " Jose: *"He put me in the vegetable steamer."* LMAO, I'm *DEAD.* 😂

[@dalelash2nd743]

"IT'S THE SAME THING! IT GETS HOT, AND GETS STEAMY, AND IT GOES DIIING!"

[@DexXml]

"Purple bastard."

[@delayedplayer]

*_Mexican Condiment_*

[@jodiedavis779]

Jose: "I do not use them" Peanut: "oh you don't" Jose: and neither did your mother 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CasualMarioFan64]

@@jodiedavis779Oh that is funny shit That is some funny shit!

[@itmcbhpbgf.6374]

what got me was Peanut slamming Jose Jalapeno's stick in the car door, especially the "No." "Si." "Damn." part, lol

[@blockprime3006]

"a condiment? , I do not use them, and neither did your mother " # savage on a stick

[@zeebeth1710]

blockprime300 lol

[@carmencox298]

love it

[@Sticks404]

blockprime300 best moment

[@ripxxxtentacionxxxfan7167]

blockprime300 HE REJECTED PEANUT

[@seanpierson3365]

blockprime300 that is funny

[@burdbeek864]

Peanut:I TOOK HIM TO THE SPAAAAAAAAA José: he put me in the veggitble steamer Peanut: IT'S THE SAME THING

[@YXURGXDDESSS]

Zombie Clawlin 2 Peanut: It gets hot, then it gets steamy then it goes DIIIING

[@burdbeek864]

Biohazard Savage jose:purple basturd peanut: Mexican condiment

[@YXURGXDDESSS]

Zombie Clawlin 2 Jose: I don't use those... Peanut: You don't? Jose: and neither did your mother...

[@clairebear1101]

*vegetable

[@sarahmartin7199]

hazardous redd oh that's funny crap that's some funny crap right there

[@linneacrandall8325]

Jeff: What makes you happiest in life? Jose: My B.M.W. Jeff: What's that? Peanut: Big Mexican woman.

[@ChrisMolyneaux93]

Linnea Crandall on a STEEK!

[@CasualMarioFan64]

Lol

[@helentaylor8743]

Black man's wille

[@CasualMarioFan64]

@@helentaylor8743 On a steek!!

[@helentaylor8743]

@@CasualMarioFan64 lol

[@AtlasFor_Life]

You are the first person I’ve ever seen that actually makes it look like the puppets came to life because you don’t even look like your talking for them one bit ❤

[@BuretteAnderson]

You are not going to make me feel bad about you and your life i Am good what do you want im over you please go away

[@red-tz6jh]

Josė: Don't close the door.. Peanut: Why not..? Josè: t h e c o c k r o a c h e s..

[@maxharter5716]

You have cockroaches in there?

[@amarisuttle8176]

On a stick😂😂

[@AzraelDarkness64Gaming]

@@animalcrossingloverxxx7312 😂 😂 😂

[@retiredmatthewshort1635]

0:17 WHAAAA 😲😲😲😲😲

[@rainbowrosepeace]

Bakugou????

[@destinykrueger6634]

Jeff: What are you doing? Peanut: Speaking to José in his native tongue Jeff: Don't do that. Peanut: Why? Jeff: It makes me feel left out... *Peanut gives Jeff a really annoyed look...*

[@kaylaochier]

Peanut: Whaaattt Jeff: I don't speak spanish Josè: Dodododododododo

[@crazyagaming0725]

SWAG CREW SPANISH

[@n8corner261]

and then he does the twilight zone song

[@mikeytrains1]

N8 Corner Picture if you will!

[@webkinzgurl526]

oh the irony in that sentence

[@MikeThePole]

Jeff's genius ability to blend "family friendly" and nsfw content is astonishing. Loved him since I first heard of him and he's still good ol'Jeff that you can count on to make your day every single time.

[@KingBrianGriffin]

What makes you the happiest? My BMW. Yea big Mexican woman. 3:47😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MartinaSaines]

On a Stick-🤣

[@hananiamaziyah6125]

"Did You Have A Good Day? " "Yes" "No" "Shut Up"

[@what.the.hell.laini.7]

The youngest sibling vs the middle sibling lmao

[@Pebbles.3]

"A good day?' "Yes." "No." "SHUT. UP."

[@christianparrish6647]

@@Pebbles.3 you're supposed to have taken him to the spa.

[@Pebbles.3]

@@christianparrish6647 I took him to the SPAAAAA

[@christianparrish6647]

@@Pebbles.3 he put me in the vegetable steamer.

[@swordsmancs]

You were supposed to take him to the _spa_ I took him to the S *_P_* A

[@emilysanseverino1612]

swordsmancs he put me in the vegabel steamer

[@themememax4209]

@@emilysanseverino1612 Its the same thing

[@emilysanseverino1612]

The Meme Max the same thing

[@themememax4209]

@@emilysanseverino1612 It is too it gets hot and it gets steamy and it goes Diiiinnnnng

[@emilysanseverino1612]

The Meme Max purple bastard

[@AutumnGarland-e2b]

Jeff: Did anything else happen today? Peanut: No José: Sie Peanut: DaMm Gosh I died at that point

[@danielcafarelli1661]

4:35 Peanut: “I’ll stir you with your own stick!” Jeff:”Stop it!” Peanut: 🎵 “This is the way we stir the guac Stir the guac stir the guac!🎵 Olay!”

[@benrod-1321]

Olé*

[@clownpopfoxtrot2164]

I laughed hardest at that part!🤣

[@amane9081]

Daniel Cafarelli OLÉ. 💃🕺✨

[@braydenogorman3996]

Off

[@CasualMarioFan64]

OLE!

[@legoivan44321]

"You were supposed to take him to the spa" "I took him to the s🅿️a" edit: thx for this many likes this is the highest ive ever got tysm

[@2gamers490]

"No you put me in a vegetable steamer" "it's the same thing" edit:holy cow I got 19 likes on my comment now 50!?! NOW 62?!?!

[@tramanhle4060]

“ The same thing?!” “ yes it gets hot and steamy and it goes ding”

[@anallelyvaleriamarquez2119]

Pruple basterd

[@tramanhle4060]

Mexican condiment

[@Wonderlandtic]

Did you have a good day? Yes No Shut up

[@Sunny_Mae3]

*"He put me in the vegetable steamer"*

[@maxharter5716]

It's the same thing!

[@maxharter5716]

Yes it is! It gets hot and then it gets steamy and then it goes *DIIING!*

[@sharpassassin1010]

@@maxharter5716 purple bastard

[@maxharter5716]

@@sharpassassin1010 Mexican condiment!

[@sharpassassin1010]

@@maxharter5716 u do not use them

[@celestewilson9139]

His stuff is brilliant, and so funny, I go back and watch the same videos over and over again, and always belly laugh.

[@peternishimura]

Sometimes I forget these are puppets.

[@daniellesesy]

same lol

[@stephanieboekhoudt1786]

yupp😂😂 same here

[@petesanti9104]

On a stick

[@ryank1273]

+Pete Santi A STEEK ON A STEEK

[@justwatch3833]

Same 💓💓💓

[@DJ_TK50]

“You have cockroaches in there?” “Yes” “Big ones... on a stick”

[@christianparrish6647]

Senior!

[@asrielledreemurr9319]

No just one big one on a stick

[@Random_Shtuff_2987]

@@christianparrish6647 "what?"

[@Enterprise-D666]

@@Random_Shtuff_2987 I need to come back out!

[@christianparrish6647]

@@Enterprise-D666 we're almost done with the show, Jose. You stay right there.

[@yungbirthcontrol950]

"Now I have somewhere to put my stick" *law and order intro*

[@royepic3504]

Paul Fairless * dun dun*

[@brynnawhitney4823]

Svu?

[@TobyPasman]

Paul Fairless Peanut: Oh, yeah? Well, your mother’s a corn dog. HA!

[@nikkie_1580]

Toby Pasman José:On a stick

[@TobyPasman]

Jeff: Alright. Look, José, are you happy?

[@Thecelestiacrew]

0:20 You had a great day? yes no shut up 2:10 did anything else happen? No Si D A M N!

[@fiore8123]

There's one single woman that is laughing harder than anyone else

[@KaylaSloths]

Hi, that's me

[@kimraudenbush615]

Who, José's BMW?

[@GoodoMint]

@@kimraudenbush615 big mexican woman

[@PZantanKilla]

she got Jose "stick" in her @ss that night.

[@gavinwright2625]

Jeff: You were supposed to take him to the spa. Peanut: I took him to the s *P* a

[@gavinwright2625]

0:26 for the ACTUAL clip.

[@PhillipCross2K]

José: He put me in the vegetable steamer.

[@dawnbetancourt146]

@@PhillipCross2K it's the same thing

[@diogamest3545]

The same thing?

[@CasualMarioFan64]

@@diogamest3545 it is too it gets hot and it gets steamy and it goes "DING!"

[@vissiny15]

4:47 Jose:Don't close the door Peanut: Why not? Jose: *The c o c k r o a c h e s*

[@fatcontroller12]

One big one o n a s t i c k

[@youaregay11]

José: senior Jeff:what José:I need to come back out Jeff:I have to go on with the show, José. You stay right there José: senior! Jeff:what José:I need to come back oOoout👹 Peanut: you can't come back oOoout👹 José:I wish to see the senoritas Jeff:what José:I want to see the girls Peanut:what girls? José:any girl Jeff:what makes you think a girl would want to see you? José: José as the stick~ I DIED AT THAT PART

[@stickmanimations3453]

1:09 OH THAT FUNNY (Beep) RIGHT THERE, THAT IS FUNNY (Beep)😂

[@aidyenatkinson2200]

2:15 the way his tone changed so fast KILLED ME💀

[@Samuel152]

XD

[@metalraider9782]

Aidyen Atkinson ikr

[@larimelowe6023]

You know a how are you doing today Angel

[@larimelowe6023]

How you doing today Angel

[@larimelowe6023]

Good and you

[@Rani-gt9ve]

Jeff = anything else happend today Peanut = no José = si Peanut = damn That part killed me 😂😂😂

[@hackedbyanonymous38]

Lmao same

[@sarahmartin7199]

Me to

[@Lxeryy]

I read your comment when he said that😂😂

[@xTigxr]

oh i just realized this and i just comented the same thing

[@shorse5009]

sameXD

[@tainaplascencia6895]

Jeff: I thought I told you to take him to the spa Peanut: I took him to the SPA!!! Jõse: He put me in the vegetable steamer Me: *on the floor trying not to pee on myself* 😂😂😂😂

[@kittylover62]

dounut 2000 It’s the same thing!

[@andy_7054]

You supposed to take him to the spa* 😂😂😂😂

[@TobyPasman]

It’s not the same thing. It is, too. It gets hot, then it gets steamy, then it goes “DING”.

[@joellenpeters2615]

Mexican condiment

[@maxharter5716]

I do not use them.

[@saydanivia]

2:01 BRO WAS THAT MICHEAL JACKSON

[@MusiccMann94]

I HEARD IT GREAT HEARING

[@jtzoogodwap]

@@MusiccMann94it wasn’t him

[@Steph-i8h]

“HheEHee

[@HamDuzStuff]

FRRR😭😭😭

[@chickenlittle992]

"José what makes you happy in life" "My BMW" "He has a BMW" "Yea big mexican woman" "On a stick" MAN IM DEAD

[@lexthenightwing4214]

Peanut: You dont use them? Jalapeno: No, and niether did your mother. Me: DAMN JALAPENO

[@liliannakifflin6343]

0:49 José makes the most epic comebacks.

[@erikblaas5826]

I think the one at 1:30 is the best in this gig.

[@_RobloxWaves_]

1:01 I like this one.

[@1GrayGamer]

Purple bastard

[@carlosborboa3428]

5:18 best line ever 😂

[@dud7793]

1:52 Jeff: Are you always happy? José: I’m not hrrappy on hrralloween Peanut: What the hrrell is wrong with hrrraloween? I CAN’T BREATHE 😂😂😂

[@slendythefacelessstranger7296]

Hahahah.

[@luismartepr]

Hahaha my fav it kills me 🤣

[@swayisthename6330]

EmilyDuddi GT u r funny

[@helpme-7855]

"From here it sounds like it came out of my ASS" I CANT BREATHE

[@theunluckcat6994]

There is no costumes on a stick

[@cracklasco]

"I dont speak spanish!" "eh-- *○__○* "

[@kels-chan5660]

christian velasco "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo!" "Picture, if you will!"

[@milkflippers8966]

@@kels-chan5660 you forgot two more doos Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

[@ellnats]

i love that little head turn Jose gives him

[@channelmeme7122]

What in the hell is that song? I can't remember!!

[@ProphetofTables]

@@channelmeme7122 Twilight Zone theme.

[@NYG1991]

Jeff Dunham: ”What makes you think the girls want to see you?!” Jose: ”Jose has the stick.” That was funny LOL!

[@breelynnmyers536]

NYG1991 finally!

[@NYG1991]

I know. Hilarious!

[@canofbakedbeans_]

The stttick

[@NYG1991]

Jarrod Dulin, that’s what it’s all about!

[@conconcrete]

Jarrod Dulin Steeeeeeeeeek

[@Amethystvr123]

I was laughing so hard. I fell off of my couch and started laughing on the floor. I love peanut. He’s hilarious.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@rebeccas.1851]

Jose- there are not costumes on a stick Peanut- you could be a fudgesicle That was funny

[@ericdraven01]

loveshorsesandcats amdallanimals funsicle

[@thedylanandlisashow8768]

Or a hot dog lol

[@CrisTheG]

jeff: Did you have a good day peanut: Yes Jose: No peanut: Shut up jeff: A good day? Peanut:Yes Jose: No Peanut: Shutup jeff: Your supposed to take him to the spa peanut: I took him to the spa jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer peanut: Thats the same thing jeff: its not the same thing peanut: it still gets hot and its steamy and it goes ''Ding''

[@strawberrycoolatta]

s🅿️a

[@minana2785]

@@strawberrycoolatta the s p a

[@am4r169]

Purple b@sþ@rd

[@flowerstan5616]

@@am4r169 Mexican condiment

[@presidentbob4515]

@@flowerstan5616 I don’t use them and neither did your mother

[@kjias5055]

2:45 I guess you could say that incident of laughter Was killer

[@King_Deathbringer]

Neither can I 😂 2:39

[@rebeccas.1851]

Peanut is one of my favorites I love him

[@CoolGirl_Roblox-xs9kh]

Same☺

[@2pyduxkq376]

YAS!! Peanut is awesome 😆

[@TaurusAnimations-z6x]

Same

[@allglad]

It’s the same damn person!!

[@tremellemoss9347]

Same

[@jasminecooley117]

"I want to come back ooouuuuut-" "YOU CAN'T COME BACK OOOUUUUUUT-"

[@christianparrish6647]

I want to come out and see the sonoritas!

[@AlexanderSpielmann]

@@christianparrish6647 what?

[@christianparrish6647]

@@AlexanderSpielmann I want to see the girls.

[@valentinapassoni5259]

@@christianparrish6647 What girls

[@christianparrish6647]

@@valentinapassoni5259 any girls

[@mixleterrror4719]

Sénõr I need to come back *OUUUUTT* Well You can't come back *OUUUUTT*

[@lasvegascouponingchick1186]

5:03

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

"Sénõr i need to come back *OOOUUURRRRWWWT*" "well you can't come back *OOOUUURRRRWWWT*"

[@maxharter5716]

@Zach Plaisted On a stiik.

[@EverythingEditor1237]

Omg I started cackling at the “no! Si. Dam😬”

[@mikeslife6902]

"What are you doing?" "Speaking to Jose in his native tone." "Don't do that." "Why not?" "Well it makes me feel left out." Crowd laughing "Huh?" "Well I don't speak Spanish." “Do do do do do do do do.” "Picture if you will."

[@mauhanoviardo]

Mike the vlogger can you explain that I don't get it

[@giggityskull8986]

Mauhan Noviardo the puppets are confused because Jeff said he cant speak spanish but he is the one who made the puppets speaks spanish, so its like wtf😂😂😂😂😂 paradox

[@squishygamer2787]

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

[@sarahmartin7199]

Squishy Gamer okay Jose as usual kind of guy what makes you happy the most

[@savannaconner1096]

Does anyone know what they actually said in Spanish, cause I watch this all the time and I can never figure it out.

[@heavensamuel520]

Peanut: I'm speaking to Jose in his native tongue Jeff: We don't do that Peanut: why not? Jeff: Well, it makes me feel left out that had me dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@upgradedfirenation1465]

Peanut: “Huh?!” 3:25 oh man that was funny 😂😂😂

[@aleashaclements541]

Jose just stars at him like he's lost his mind or something?

[@tayonnacunningham5306]

“Mexican condiment” “i don’t use them neither did your mother “ 😭😭😭😭 I canttttt DEAAALLLL

[@jolenedoyle9656]

Tayonna Cunningham

[@darkhunter5293]

That was one sick burn!

[@vicvicmurphy4290]

Tayonna Cunningham that is some funny stuff

[@Antimanele104]

@@darkhunter5293 Well, he is a jalapeno, burns are something natural about them. :))

[@CasualMarioFan64]

I played the ohh sound affect on my phone after that

[@Moth_Witch24]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my favorite one is when he gets called a Mexican condiment! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@willtheiam]

For those who don’t get the condiment joke Condiment is a twist around for the word con dom

[@JonwithnoH0823]

"Do not drop me, señor!" "I won't drop you José." "I would then be José jalapeño on the FLOOR." To this day I STILL can't help but laugh at that. Why is it when you hear the same joke so many times it becomes boring, but with THIS you laugh every time?

[@Plusle843]

" Do a little tap dance and we got SALSA!"

[@MagicMahomes28]

Cause it's Jeff fa fa freaking dun ham!

[@Enterprise-D666]

@@Plusle843 That’s terrible!

[@Plusle843]

@@Enterprise-D666 "Not with the right kind of chips, it's not!"

[@Enterprise-D666]

@@Plusle843 Stop it! (To José) I’m sorry José.

[@laneofficial7183]

“He slammed my stick in the door” That part killed me XD

[@katylepetsos7512]

“And now i have a sore stick”

[@789productions9]

Dino Lane21 I have a sore stieck

[@gamershype2504]

Dino Lane21 same

[@maxharter5716]

Peanut, did you apologize?

[@Samuel152]

@@maxharter5716 No....

[@divinia6913]

“He put me in vegetable steamer.”

[@maxharter5716]

"It's the same thing!"

[@maxharter5716]

@Darth_ Madara Yeah it is! It gets hot and then it gets steamy and then it goes *DIIIIIING*

[@raedroid1703]

Mexican Condiment

[@maxharter5716]

"A condiment."

[@raedroid1703]

I do not use them

[@Imasnakee07]

0:34 bro rlly said 👁 👁 👄

[@elijahaaron2186]

"He looked like a hood ornament from taco bell" 😆😆

[@aidenkraus530]

😂😂

[@ctrl_audio5351]

Tacobell... on a stick

[@shreckcarson5626]

@@ctrl_audio5351 on a steek

[@kellyswain9815]

He does

[@anthonyhyde3221]

I can see Jose on Taco Bell commercial saying, I think I need a bigger steek.

[@Cristian-by3zj]

"I took him to the spahhh!!"

[@DarkLink1996]

"He put me in the vegetable steamer"

[@thatboi9599]

"It's the same thing!"

[@ArgentHunter]

"It's not the same thing!"

[@thatboi9599]

"It is too! It gets hot, then it gets steamy then it goes ding!"

[@thatboi9599]

Mexican condiment!

[@ccorpses]

Jeff: Are you happy José? José: Si señor I am HEEEAAPY. Peanut: What the hell is HEEEAAPY? Jeff: Are you always happy? José: I’m not HEEEAAPY on HEEAAALOWEEN. Peanut: What the HEEEAAAL is wrong with HEEAAALOWEEN? José: There are no costumes on a stiik Peanut: You could be a fudge sickle HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

[@sarahmartin7199]

iSuperNatural look you supposed to be nicer to him

[@brooklynnmayy4266]

iSuperNatural lol🤣

[@TobyPasman]

Jeff: Did anything else happen today?

[@theunluckcat6994]

@@TobyPasman peanut: " no! "

[@ConnorRK-uy2re]

@@theunluckcat6994 José: sí

[@Sayoriwastaken]

"Did anything else happen today?" "No" "Sí" "Damn' "He slammed my steek in the door, and now I have a sore steeeeeek."