Jeffrey Epstein Joke Makes Couple Walk Out | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

What’s up people. Here’s a little story of a couple that couldn’t take a joke. They got furious Bc of an Epstein joke. But here’s the thing. They handled it the right way. They just left. Like they’re supposed to. ENJOY AND INDULGE!

[@Jansonsrob]

Andrew looks like a villain from the cartoons who ties girls to railroads 😂

[@rudra7615]

He reminds me of Dick Dastardly from Wacky Races

[@stothetacks]

Hahahahah

[@VickHushpuppy215]

Fam.... 💀😂😂😂😂💯

[@cakhi001]

Roberts Jansons 😂😂😂😂

[@Bicurious_George]

Wow this is actually to perfect of a comment.

[@chelsealover66]

He kinda looks like waluigi sometimes when he smiles

[@erick07cas]

I know!$! Dudes dam. Ugly

[@zackanderson9453]

So hot

[@JJN15]

Facts! 😂😂😂😂

[@Menibor1]

Zack Anderson gaaaay

[@bigboibubba5528]

@@Menibor1 How? He's fuccin sexy

[@louisnguyen6610]

I love how he always looks like “holy shit I got away with that joke?”

[@chaimsamuels7553]

Louis Nguyen one of the best in the biz these days

[@sed8me69]

It might be remnants of "But all the kids were laughing Miss" face . . ?

[@laalaajonsen]

Its an act, he knows hell get away with it, its just to play along with the audience to convey "i know that was kinda fucked up right???"

[@art-tb3um]

@@laalaajonsen no its about making a statement that free speech must not be censored

[@dirtydan5399]

@@art-tb3um so the dude who screams “I’m not political” is actually political?

[@angelrivera4189]

Can we talk about how they walked out instead of arguing and ruining everyone's night

[@user-kv7jj4ju9b]

We don't need to

[@antonylopez5742]

Na hecklers are good to have especially around andrew

[@Hamppariranskis]

Very good point. As much as I don't get going to a comedy show if you're sensitive, knowing they make jokes out of literally everything and then walking out, it's still respectable to just leave quietly. But when you're on an island though..

[@youreokay7888]

Also they could’ve had PTSD from being sexually abused as a child

[@deeznutz357]

They didn't walk out. They're not real, they're just the setup for a joke.

[@Jesuswtf]

If Andrew put on a tracksuit he'd look exactly like this dude I bought cocaine from in Lithuania.

[@ruta2172]

Screw you.

[@youngkobe1584]

@@ruta2172 what's up your ass?

[@privateindividual9593]

@@youngkobe1584 a... baby shark? 👶🦈

[@budgetwatchguy8376]

Do you have any left?

[@justafellowbrother7263]

@@budgetwatchguy8376 I bet it was gone within an hour 😂😂

[@DrAdnan]

Why would you go to an Andrew Schulz show if you’re sensitive

[@chadwillett619]

I highly doubt he was booked to show up at the comedy club on a tuesday. He just pops in and gets to go up it's like practice, you get to see what works and what needs work.

[@terrytay1774]

It is not a matter of sensitivity but decency. Try telling Epstein jokes to the women who have been victims. Like u don't joke about the Holocaust. There is such a thing as taste.

[@jmc5327]

@@terrytay1774 I was raped when I was 9 and make jokes about it. Shut the fuck up.

[@Hxltmane]

Terry Tay everyone makes holocaust jokes 😂 what are you talking about

[@xlegitunicorn8866]

Most of these smaller club shows aren’t booked for only one comedian so you show up not really just for one person but for the whole show

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Humor is often one of the most effective ways of coping with tragedy. There are just some people who simply can't tolerate even the mentioning of certain things. Glad that couple dealt with it respectfully, and glad you respected them back. Stay genuine! ;D

[@phoenix-king779]

Yeah Fr. Kids don’t get it when I joke I don’t have a dad as a black person because he died when I was young. I’m not finna be sad all the time about it

[@sokoyaadedolapo5321]

Have been to a biology class and some girls left the class because of the topic

[@JadetheGoober]

Yea someone in that couple was touched as a kid. Protect your brain and be careful what you feed it

[@ragnarok7976]

I wouldn't ever force someone to confront their fears but I feel like those who don't suffer more than they need to.

[@ahoymate5059]

Pensive- yep yep. that’s how Joan Rivers approached comedy.

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

“As a comedian, if I’m not crossing the line, then I’m not doing my job.” -George Carlin

[@yokiryuchan7655]

A comedian's job is to make people laugh. If he's not doing that he's not doing his job. Go talk to Michael Richards, he'll tell you how well "crossing the line" worked for him.

[@dearmadeline]

@@yokiryuchan7655 michael richards went on a drunk rant. he was mentally ill. that wasn't part of his thing. that's completely different. people laughed at his apology and it was so awkward to watch. very few white guys will ever get a true n-word pass

[@yokiryuchan7655]

@@dearmadeline My point still stands. Let's see a comedian come on stage with a swastika on his chest and start making jokes about killing jews and see how well that goes with the audience. Yeah there is a such a thing as crossing the line.

[@TheHardys01]

@@yokiryuchan7655 Great Point. There's also performing a good joke on a touchy subject. And performing a bad joke on a touchy subject. Yes comedy is subjective. That would entail however that there is some form of subjective criteria an individual uses to distinguish between a good or bad joke.

[@theketaminekid1241]

@@yokiryuchan7655 Terrible point.

[@dylannguyen5394]

Andrew is literally a walking Cards Against Humanity in existence he’ll win nonstop

[@FinneySP]

Dylan Nguyen this is the most insightful analysis of his standup

[@laneythelame]

This is the most fitting description ever lol

[@mr.tryhardguitarguy2842]

That's a horrible insult

[@josemendez3269]

This is the funniest Andrew clip ever!! 😂 😆 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4S0hmB7Z6-HiMk

[@livedandletdie]

Well, he wouldn't win against me. I'm not offended by anything.

[@stephenobisanya]

Love how he sometimes doesn’t even need to deliver the punchline.

[@SrJumbo]

For me he takes too long to tell a joke. I love him but he gets one joke in by the time a comedian would get 6 in. It feels like hes stalling for time haha.

[@Johnny-tq9no]

@@SrJumbo nah it's because one of his jokes is as funny as 10 of any other comedian...if he spoke any faster you would be able to hear him over everyone dying laughing 😂..also he's trying new shit so he's taking a second to think about what he's gonna say

[@egan605]

@@SrJumbo it's his style. He gets to audience to laugh with him. He laughs at the joke at the same time or before the audience.

[@DreErdna]

HHa hellyeah

[@DreErdna]

Sr. Jumbo it’s more a convo more personal

[@momoneylessproblems9183]

"Now the tricky thing about being on an island..." Had me in tears.

[@dicksighs2426]

Why

[@nathaniel261]

Yeah! His Segue game is on point 😂😂😂😂

[@trevorthetherapist4200]

That was a good line though…

[@clevelandlawrence]

That was brilliant

[@tarottalesbykc]

🤣🤣🤣

[@zacharywerner9395]

Title edit: "Andrew illustrates a couple walking out"

[@hamsterpoop]

this

[@FoshoTheOne]

That couple is gonna be so freaked out when they get outside the comedy club and realize they’re on the island...

[@mobyblitzyt3237]

You are everywhere 😂😂😂

[@zachmetal]

Damnnnnn lmao

[@farism5313]

More like staten island

[@deltaholding3]

Shutter island

[@FoshoTheOne]

Martijn why do you have to be that one weirdo? What about my joke suggests that it’s in the video? You need help seriously...

[@goggles766]

"You look like the contractor that made that island"...... Im dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielseelye6005]

Hey, you go where the work is. Take pride in your work.

[@BarunMishra]

The contractor is the "Mubarak" guy

[@yeee3663]

*built moron, its not that hard.

[@TheRandyrhoads1]

Wish my contractor could build an Island

[@milli2385]

I love when people laugh throughout a comedy show until a joke gets to their side of the street and now all of a sudden he’s gone too far

[@Jack-yq6ui]

never understood that, Ive been to alot of comedy shows/performances and I always hope they rip on me. Its the best.

[@acutecloudd7970]

everyone has line lol people are allowed to have opinions and walk out. Why do you care?

[@acutecloudd7970]

Like i said why do you care what people find offensive? People complain about hecklers but when people simply choose to leave they get made fun of? People on this comment section are hypocrites lol

[@withered9063]

@@acutecloudd7970 exactly

[@preyeshkarsan9738]

Here’s an example: Your daughter was a victim of Epstein. Would you laugh?

[@dimsumdaddy9460]

Schulz looks like he steals ketchup packets from McDonald's even though you're allowed to just take them

[@adrianavila2328]

You got triggered like that couple too? Lmao

[@dimsumdaddy9460]

@@adrianavila2328 words hurt bruh!

[@holysinnerxxx]

Yooo what a wild comment 🤣

[@dearmadeline]

@@adrianavila2328 i don't think he's triggered, this is a really good observation

[@dimsumdaddy9460]

@alan caprock found the guy who steals ketchup packets

[@casper1671]

Soon as I see “ Epstein joke “ I knew it was going to be good

[@carclain123]

You know jokes aren't automatically funny just because they're edgy or offensive, right?

[@avg4570]

carclain too edgy for you?

[@CorbCorbin]

🤔

[@Menibor1]

Casper and it wasn’t tho.....

[@bravediomedes217]

You must be disappointed.

[@angiebaby8870]

I love how hes laughing with the 😬 face. Same way we all should be lol

[@Outplayedqt]

Angie Baby he lookin like Waluigi when he cheesin like that

[@Psython]

@bkstacker 247 shes having a sense of humor about the way he laughs lol

[@ahnrho]

Face of a 3rd degree burn. Hell, yeah

[@monalisa-bs4zs]

I laugh when people are funny, this guy is too simple and coerced to be funny.

[@danm1063]

@@monalisa-bs4zs damn how bad is life treating you?

[@abrahamespinoza7489]

I’ve never seen a man die so genuinely at their own material like Andrew. Love this man

[@Finlay693]

It seems like he's just as surprised by what comes out if his mouth as everyone else😂

[@joeyblogsy]

Yeah, but more convincing if he didn’t tbh

[@nyfyre3768]

only norm Macdonald does it with more joy

[@abrahamespinoza7489]

@@nyfyre3768 god I miss norm

[@MizzouRah78]

See, for me...it's a bit much. Laughing at yourself that much is a little pretentious in my opinion.

[@OGbluetooth_]

I love how in america, if 99% of people thinks something is funny, but 1% thinks it's not, the whole thing just gets thrown away because it's 'offensive'

[@gordondry]

The Silicon-Valley-on-snowflakes syndrome.

[@iv7796]

its like that all around the world its just that the taboo topics are different from country to country

[@Mac-hr9rg]

Yeah these cancel culture pussies are truly miserable people they wake up every day and find a way to let maple syrup upset them. At the same time they shove their immoral and asinine thoughts down your throat and if you don’t agree you’re a bigot.

[@mikek4610]

Thats liberals for you

[@yokiryuchan7655]

@@Mac-hr9rg I don't see what the big deal is. They didn't think his jokes were funny, so they walked out. What's wrong with that?

[@BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll]

“In case they try to swim away” “Oh my god” Love when the crowds ready to turn on him but then he turns it back

[@taylorlewis4977]

Andrew laughs like he’s having a seizure and lock jaw at the same time.

[@AlexisGarciator]

Taylor Lewis 1:05 😂 2:19 4:13

[@firstnamelastname1715]

Fake laugh. From the Jimmy Fallon school of hacks

[@reterumstrict1091]

First Name Last Name yeah, it’s annoying, but unlike Fallon Andrews shit is really funny

[@graveytrain1301]

Cocaine is a helluva drug

[@TheArtofGuitar]

If Rener Gracie got into comedy. ;)

[@josemendez3269]

This is the funniest Andrew clip ever!! 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4S0hmB7Z6-HiMk

[@aureeel]

Yoooo I used to watch your videos when I was starting to learn guitar

[@chrislamond779]

Underrated comment 😂

[@greyskiesofficial]

@@leopritzkoleit2317 look up Rener Gracie

[@pokefanover900000000]

Thank you guitar man ❤️

[@SausosiosIsrugos]

It's insane how natural he is at comedy, never seen anything like it

[@justaguy9717]

Dave chappelle?

[@mahdimusa]

02:58 the contractor got an approval fist bump for getting picked on lmfao

[@anthonyagbayani8205]

Mahdi Musa the fist bump was a fail

[@Carlosgarciaa793]

Getting roasted by andrew is like a goal for the people that sit near the stage 😂

[@para-yw9dn]

@@anthonyagbayani8205 probably too drunk the first time lmfaoo but second time it was a success

[@Markelarani]

That fist bump was disgusting

[@albertorai3480]

Clicked so fast. Andrew is slowly taking over the game

[@williamaobando]

Alberto Rai I agree he’s so fucking funny!! And his delivery is epic!

[@albertorai3480]

@DaGoat the game.

[@albertorai3480]

@DaGoat the one where your name is DaGoat and you got no views on your videos. Your DaGoat at being unknown. That's the game and if you don't know now you know player.

[@erick07cas]

Naaw

[@Menibor1]

Alberto Rai no he is not..... dude doesn’t even have a full special...

[@augurofnyarlathotep5051]

“You look like the contractor that built that island” *fistbumbs*

[@mikethered4864]

I totally get people mocking the couple, it's funny, haha.... But if someone is genuinely offended, like if they were molested as a child and they just can't bring themselves to laugh at the subject matter, isn't that what we want them to do? Just go "ehhh... This isn't for me," and leave? I feel like it was totally respectful, idk. We're so ready to jump down people's throats when theyre OfFenDedDDdd about something, we forget it's totally reasonable to not like joking about a subject, so you leave when the subject comes up. Idk, just thoughts

[@BlyGuy]

Didn't he say they did exactly what they should have done?

[@anthonydavenport1841]

Then don’t go to a comedy show lmaooo. Literally in the name “COMEDY” show. You think he’s gonna go and ask every audience member “what offends you” lmao. That’s why good comedy is so hard to find now because people like you think it should be watered down to nothing because of someone’s feelings.

[@ezzyarias1151]

Laughter is the best medicine

[@Hannah-kc7qu]

Because they were dumb enough to come to a comedy show when they know they're sensitive

[@tylermitchell.420]

@@anthonydavenport1841 he wasn’t suggesting or inferring that comedy should be watered down, he was just saying that if someone gets offended about it, that they should just simply not laugh at that joke or leave, rather than flipping tf out at the comedian. Which I agree with

[@yes_sir5938]

You can't even walk out of his show😂. Your never safe

[@rhysjones1108]

L M gotta stay in the back corner of you want to maybe get away unroasted

[@Amghannam]

Why is my safe never?

[@buckrogers4820]

Andrew has that ability to make the crowd all feel like they’re sitting on the same couch! Dude is so chill yet calculated.

[@jonathanjohnson9618]

This is the first time in long time a comedian made me genuinely laugh, thank you for not being afraid to make these kinda jokes.

[@TamponMuncher69]

If you’re a comedian and make someone walk out because your joke was so offensive then you’re a damn good comedian

[@megarooster99]

That makes no sense

[@crimsontide1980]

​@@megarooster99 actually it makes a lot of sense

[@megarooster99]

@@crimsontide1980 It doesn't mean you're a bad comedian, but being offensive does not automatically mean you're good. Otherwise someone just screaming the N Word would be considered the pinnacle of comedy.

[@crimsontide1980]

@@megarooster99 yea that kinda goes without saying. If you can be funny AND you offend someone to the point where they walk out though, then I'd say it's a job well done

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

​@@crimsontide1980 that makes no sense at all. how is offensiveness measure of comedy?

[@intoxicviii]

The tricky thing about being on an island 💀💀💀💀

[@pkallos4825]

nice pfp

[@SHNASTTV]

Literally read this comment as he said it. Spooky.

[@thebigbort]

The way Andrew laughs at his own jokes is the same way that one kid in middle school would silently giggle after he just said a bad word while the teacher wasn't listening.

[@nmoran2046]

I love Andrew so much this type of perspective is needed but I’m glad there’s only one of him

[@georgeguthrie5923]

That whole setup for that one liner was exceptional

[@np-bl7qc]

Just kidding they dont have dads 😭😂😂

[@wolfboy20]

Dead...

[@maxxorb6515]

Man, whenever you laugh I see waluigi.

[@VonTaylan]

Hahahahahah

[@ripsey_muscle]

I see it!! Lol

[@dontpreorder2783]

Taylan Demir I think you mean “Wahahahaha”

[@bluedirtgreen]

He's always laughing at his own jokes.

[@MrTuubster]

I hear a dolphin.

[@sarasparks1992]

I love how he laughs the hardest out of everyone there at his own jokes hahaha

[@Resist_Oppression]

Good set!

[@weirdminds3759]

You get in a comedy bar. What do you expect? Poke fun at what? A rock?

[@nullakjg767]

lol they prob went home to fuck. I doubt they really cared about anything he said.

[@MrTuubster]

THE ROCK IS A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING! No jokes about him.

[@rhysjones1108]

weird minds I mean a lot of comedians don’t roast the crowd, especially not as hard as Andrew goes lol

[@Yellow.1844]

You're offended by them leaving pussy boi?

[@memoacuna6420]

I like how he made it clear that he is experimenting with jokes looking for the funny one.

[@absknd12]

This is next level content. Andrew is working out content right infront of us. He is so transparent with his material. It's amazing..!!

[@CH-ml4rz]

All comedians do that

[@brandonovich6063]

Thats what comedians use the clubs for broski, they just don't record it

[@fattyjaybird7505]

No, he's not, he's seperating himself from the joke by talking about it in a past tense and non-personal manner, while telling the "joke" .... socially creative, not very good jokes, just exaggerated observations about a shocking issue.... wait, thats half of standup these days....hmmmm

[@absknd12]

@@CH-ml4rz I know bro. But I am comedians don't upload it and give it to the fans. By "right infront of us" I meant us who are at home.

[@absknd12]

@@brandonovich6063 Lol Ik that.. by "right infront of us" I meant those of us at home. I meant no one uploads it for everyone to see

[@cryptomaniac9435]

“Thats why there on the island guys” 😂 😭

[@dougk06245]

hey i watched the tedx video this evening you did a great job on the talk and some of things you said resonated with me and ya sent a positive impact Thanks so much

[@jasonruiz8423]

His jokes are so simple but so immersive. This is a great comic

[@rz9469]

Andrew is so damn natural when it comes to stand up. So much that it doesn’t even feel like he is trying. Just rips up the audience and makes everyone have a damn good time laughing at the expense of someone embarrassment. It must feel good to be picked on in an environment that is all about fun and jokes and be able to just laugh at yourself with other people.

[@luigichallis1439]

Great set-up

[@Freepalestine.Laurie]

Will watch your full special. You’re hilarious ❤😂

[@krystilla]

even when you disagree, you still keepin it tight son

[@SuperDravin]

Andrew is still a savage when he plays it safe.

[@nullakjg767]

Eh he comes off as insecure. Not everyone is leaving your show because of a joke you told lol. For all he knows the baby sitters times was up. But whatever hes gotta tell himself to not hang himself.

[@nestorpylos84]

null akjg nigga shut up lol go to sleep

[@christiancarpenter1078]

@@nullakjg767 The couple probably doesn't exist. It's a joke. You projecting?

[@nullakjg767]

@@christiancarpenter1078 True. He prob lies about all his click bait titles.

[@christiancarpenter1078]

@@nullakjg767 why you on a comedy video to not laugh and try to bring others down? dumb ass.

[@dinghus_khan6661]

2:35 "I know it's fucked up, _SIR!_ " 🤣 That pointed aggression.

[@richarddawson8040]

Dude, just discovered you! Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GurudevAthreya]

What's up with the 80s pornstar stache? 🤣 Update: That pic is like 4-5 yrs old.. full disclosure.. used to think it was cool.. don't have it anymore.. 🤣

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

You must be new here

[@aryotaheri7421]

@@stuartblue Naaaaah, definitely a LOT better than the one in his profile picture

[@davolajones3655]

U got one as well I see

[@codylandert559]

Says the guy with and 80's porn Stache! I'm dying

[@SIREN1990]

Cody Landert 😂😂😂😂😂

[@khl2445]

what is going on with the sound coming in and out in volume?

[@michaelfaulkner2864]

Alex is slipping

[@ChicaGorilla312]

Mauri QHD I thought my headphones were shorting out. And yes I still have wires lol

[@M1R2S]

Sound from different cameras obviously

[@bumtobachelor1908]

He wants you feel like you at the back of the room

[@martinheath5947]

@@M1R2S Correct!

[@mrduuud]

He laughs hardest at his own jokes when he knows he's crossed a line and wants to demonstrate "it's a joke!".

[@MegaLBreezy]

I just realized through your comment WHY and WHEN he does that! Thank you. I thought he was just douchin out! I bet he plans on using the goofy laugh or the Chappelle mic bump to ease the room. A subliminal "liking". Ahhhh huh...

[@astrofrk]

There are very few comedians like this anymore.

[@AA-gw2ry]

“ just kidding they don’t have dads” holy s h I t Andrew is a god!

[@HappyFeetBoxing]

Jesus dude calm down

[@delmanglar]

I think you don't know what a god is.

[@counturblessings1179]

Or he played Xbox like the rest of us an made a career out of it

[@SupportGamin2024]

Stop making people into gods

[@hilmathomas3308]

@@SupportGamin2024 waaaaaait.... That's possible? Where do I sign up?

[@TjamVideoMan]

“Now the tricky thing about being on an island...”!!

[@bubbasvega2316]

You can’t get up and leave

[@christinapomponio6452]

I fkn love his "I know it's evil but it's hilarious" smile.

[@RayRayJr.]

I love comedians who get involved with the crowd, and joking around with/about them.

[@kylechesser645]

It's a me WARIO tell me he don't look like WARIO at the end that smile that nose shape the way he's chuckling and just holding that cheese eating grim

[@adrianorizzopt]

Waluigi 😂😂😂

[@bni6786]

Rizz Fitness I was going to say waluigi myself 😂

[@codyquinn4954]

More of a Luigi from Jersey

[@billyconforto9108]

🤣🤣🤣

[@FerrariTeddy]

Waluigi

[@TheUnknownBarnacles]

Sooo is it because there’s “Baby shark” in the video that I’m getting all children’s videos and songs on up next?

[@SitBritts]

I got all comedy vids for recs, think that's on you

All you buddy 😂

[@SHAKE-S-PIERRE]

😂😂😂

[@BriianRio]

Troll lvl 100 😂😂

[@jayking8767]

Tommy Robinson he trolled ur dumbass and u fell for it lol

[@junephoenix969]

I'm so happy I found this man on quarintine. Definetly keeping my spirits high thank you dude

[@BookOfMorman]

You know the best part of this video? The different audio levels depending on the camera angle! That shit's dope!

[@DrewKane]

Thanks for sharing all these bits online. I'd never be able to get out to see you live, but you're easily one of my new favourite comics these days.

[@cdben4671]

This dude said “how old are you guys?” & everyone starts laughing, wtf. Lol this is the Man

[@dharmaram7527]

CD Ben that because it’s his home turf in NY. People see this dude all the time and know his act well.

[@RedalecAO]

“Now, the tricky thing about being on an island” I totally lost it 😂

[@Humanoidfreak]

So is his set just talking about what he sees in the crowd? Every vid man lol. i love it.

[@alex210sanantonio]

For the Editor: The audio on this video was horrible.

[@soulintake]

Fuck that, the click bait title was worth fucking in the ass

[@mercurial1025]

Ok thanks man I

[@byronmarquez3398]

Whew I thought I was trippin

[@NoneofyourBusiness-hy5ln]

Thank God. I thought it was my t.v. I came to KZbin on my phone to look for this answer.

[@krishnapal0007]

They muted his dolphin laugh, switch to audience mic multiple times that's why.

[@Rnfjaydee]

everyone at the back dying laughing but everyone at the front to scared to laugh cause they know he will roast them next lmao

[@lisacotton322]

I think you’re great. Keep up the good work.

[@contra998]

How did I missed this? Fookin legend

[@sanjogghimire9995]

"Just kidding they dont have dadd" Lmao dank asf😂😂🤣

[@rosharma7443]

Haven't seen someone effect a crowd like this since Patrice o'neal

[@cutiepie6796]

I HAVE,....MANY COMEDIANS

[@rosharma7443]

@@cutiepie6796 that's great.

[@cutiepie6796]

@@rosharma7443 I KNOW😏

[@cutiepie6796]

@WHO THE F AtE MY CHICKEN I KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO LOVE MY FACE SO U MUST BE BLIND OR STUPID OR JEALOUS OR ALL THREE 🤣😂😅😆😁😄😀😀😄🤗🙂😉😋😝😜😜🤪😇🤠😎🤓

[@Infinitybein]

Chapelle

[@Katiedid93]

The point is, it’s important to have this dialogue. MAKE PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE. IT FORCES PEOPLE TO FACE THE TRUTH OF IT. 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@jeraldr2]

That was a great bit! Well done!

[@KAPTAINDAGSTER]

As I was watching Andrew Schultz, this notification popped up. LET'S GOOO!

[@kylechesser645]

Right when it got to the end and he had that smile with that nose shape and that look it's a me WARIO

[@johnchaney9100]

Who’s Andrew Schultz???

[@nimishpadhye3074]

69th like

[@Grrrt]

Watched him on brilliants idiots from day 1 and I’m honestly amazed by his comedic growth. He could possibly be one of the best newcomers. Huge future ahead for this man.

[@matthewpiergies2333]

My god this is the best 4min standup I’ve ever seen!😂👍🏼

[@BossMovesCrew]

Andrew Schulz you are awesome. Amazing content. I love what you do. Much respect you the man!!

[@CliffdropChad]

"You look like the contractor that built that island!" Golden!

[@Ethiokarate1]

I love Andrew! A professional with the mic. Makes you think there's hope for comedy!

[@sandpiper8991]

I LOVE how he legit cracks up over his own jokes.

[@AManWith_NoName]

A well placed "im going to hell" would have made this 10x better lol

[@lln4244]

You ain’t scared of posting the video from the night before are you?

[@Platerpus7]

Allan Florida it probably doesn’t exist since comedians tell jokes. You don’t think the stories comedians tell are true do you?

[@shamrock7599]

@@Platerpus7 In 2019, when so many snowflakes cry about any and everything, that story hardly sounds unbelievable. I can legit hear them whisper to each other, "I'm offended!", right before they stand up and stomp out.

[@robertkelly9647]

@@shamrock7599 Dude even when people get offended, I can't picture them actually saying "I'm offended" lmao

[@justafellowbrother7263]

@@robertkelly9647 nah it's usually iM tRiGgErEd

[@robertkelly9647]

@@justafellowbrother7263 Maybe its where I live but I've never heard literally anybody say (unironically) "I'm triggered" Like the only people I see that seem legitimately offended are Steven Crowder types that exist in a constant state of taking offense at people who are supposedly offended at things lmao

[@MartinFartinpoody]

When he riffed on the guy being the contractor 😂

[@karimbelhocine9170]

Man that made my day. Thank you bro

[@Thatguy-tn5vj]

Bro if this guy don’t do some more stand up videos I’m gonna cry

[@DustinRitt]

3:01 the contractor totally missed that fist bump.

[@sarahrose4824]

1:06 me when I say something I wasn’t supposed to say

[@HitmakerSamMC]

Man I've been watching all of his stand up I got to say Andrew is my new favorite comedian

[@jamesbrown9057]

You're back!

[@skrillkiil16]

Never fails to get a laugh outta me 😂😂😂😂

[@sgtpepper6379]

Not hard to laugh when you're endlessly stoned lol

[@skrillkiil16]

sgtpepper6379 shit I wish just an avi bro 😂

[@sgtpepper6379]

@@skrillkiil16 I'm endlessly stoned too, it's all good.

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[@Deidara314]

Yoooo I'm crying!! 🤣🤣🤣 "The tricky thing about an island..."

[@jefferyhellerjh]

"... Now, the tricky part about being on an island..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@lalo9619]

I laughed to the point of getting light headed when he reverted back to the home at the end and making everyone feel guilty 🤣🤣🤣

[@Maudires.]

“How old are you?” “18” “18? Your aged out” Fucking hell! This man has no chill what so ever lmao!

[@wadesharp11]

He Looks like a mix between Borat and Ron Jeremy😂😂

[@JoeMamasLover69]

"The tricky now being on an island" 😂😂😂 bro you had me dying

[@XxStrattaGxX]

This is my fucked up type of comedy 🤣 😂 😭🤣😭 That Was Genius !