Lesbian Marries MAN, Can’t Satisfy Him | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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The Andrew Schulz

The Andrew Schulz

4 жыл бұрын

What up people. Man I couldn’t believe this. A woman in the crowd turned out to be a lesbian that was married to a man. She said she couldn’t get him off. I’ll let her explain. INDULGE!
Video By: @ALEXXMEDIA
#AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

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@Lokilowkey978
@Lokilowkey978 4 жыл бұрын
Andrews laugh sounds like two marbles hitting up against each other
@RyzeMaster
@RyzeMaster 4 жыл бұрын
This joke is funnier that this whole video I mean cool guy, okay funny, not anywhere close to Bill Burr/Patrice level imho
@dhananjayrana6222
@dhananjayrana6222 4 жыл бұрын
Now I can't unhear it
@gtjvapor5805
@gtjvapor5805 4 жыл бұрын
you high high bruh
@Kelvinst97
@Kelvinst97 4 жыл бұрын
@@RyzeMaster STFU
@dchavez3962
@dchavez3962 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like smacking two rock together underwater
@fagun995
@fagun995 4 жыл бұрын
He's taking brutally honest to a different level dawg
@justanameonyourscreen5954
@justanameonyourscreen5954 4 жыл бұрын
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@NixonRexzile-xz4sq
@NixonRexzile-xz4sq 4 жыл бұрын
I know man, that was soo good almost in every second. Wreck it Ralph, Indian God
@Kikkii727
@Kikkii727 4 жыл бұрын
Nixon Rexzile shit was off the hook. The Beyoncé joke, everything.. he is fucking hilarious. We need more like him in comedy
@winterapparel7540
@winterapparel7540 4 жыл бұрын
He walks the line with the crowd so well
@blubrewer9046
@blubrewer9046 4 жыл бұрын
Fagun thats why we love him
@laylapackard8210
@laylapackard8210 4 жыл бұрын
husband sitting their listening to his wife explain lesbian sex: 👁👄👁
@greengoblin2308
@greengoblin2308 3 жыл бұрын
yes bro. As a woman myself. The man need to leave that chick alone.😓🤦🏽‍♀️ No good deed
@alexissmith3737
@alexissmith3737 2 жыл бұрын
i thought the same thing and im a lesbian she’s expecting him to moan like a woman that’s wild 😂😂😂
@AutoFirePad
@AutoFirePad Жыл бұрын
Staged
@justarandomuser8434
@justarandomuser8434 Жыл бұрын
bro he needs to send his girl out to bring other BI girls home. she gets to eat pussy, he gets twice as much pussy and to fuck other girls, and these new chicks can teach her how to please a man. everybodys happy.
@aronnemcsik
@aronnemcsik Ай бұрын
@@greengoblin2308 she needs that 1 dollar/hour instead of the 0.75 cents she's getting
@samuelthomas7243
@samuelthomas7243 4 жыл бұрын
That “Yes sir” came out of nowhere 😂
@burns83
@burns83 4 жыл бұрын
Samuel Thomas Out of his vagina
@575MAFIA575
@575MAFIA575 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@goldeneaglereborn
@goldeneaglereborn 4 жыл бұрын
Yes he was very excited to shout it out
@Dojasadi3458
@Dojasadi3458 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite part of the video
@kakaman05
@kakaman05 3 жыл бұрын
The “Yes sir” got me laughing in office toilet.
@janaesalinas4515
@janaesalinas4515 4 жыл бұрын
His crowd work is honestly something else.
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 4 жыл бұрын
Crowd work GOAT👍🏿
@JorgeFlores-jw4gk
@JorgeFlores-jw4gk 4 жыл бұрын
Janae Salinas would u be my valentine
@markie5287
@markie5287 4 жыл бұрын
Its tremendous. Hes almost gonna take Vos top spot
@JorgeFlores-jw4gk
@JorgeFlores-jw4gk 4 жыл бұрын
@Playlist Dealer hope not but it's hard to tell nowadays
@janaesalinas4515
@janaesalinas4515 4 жыл бұрын
@Playlist Dealer lol 17 rip
@yolospecialist533
@yolospecialist533 4 жыл бұрын
"YES SIR" Got me good LMAOOO
@richardlloyd2589
@richardlloyd2589 4 жыл бұрын
g g Respect to that man! It’s like a heckle that’s says, “I’m on your side, don’t burn me. “
@justanameonyourscreen5954
@justanameonyourscreen5954 4 жыл бұрын
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@marcusshoulders9746
@marcusshoulders9746 4 жыл бұрын
THIS NIGGA SPITTIN
@oxithius_official
@oxithius_official 4 жыл бұрын
EPIC !
@jordanfrancisco27
@jordanfrancisco27 4 жыл бұрын
Premium 5 star service right there!
@misteralias2850
@misteralias2850 4 жыл бұрын
“I put on the sprinkles.” That’s a good t-shirt. 😆
@thelonlypanda1
@thelonlypanda1 4 жыл бұрын
Make it well and I'll buy it!
@misteralias2850
@misteralias2850 4 жыл бұрын
thelonelypanda , hm; I may just have to do that.
@defencebangladesh4068
@defencebangladesh4068 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@sed8me69
@sed8me69 4 жыл бұрын
Comes wet, in the bag huh?
@nihvl
@nihvl 4 жыл бұрын
“She bake the cake I do the icing” is slutier
@KayliDaShizNit
@KayliDaShizNit 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the jokes fly out of his mouth and even HE is shocked by them and then laughs at them like he just heard it for the first time too! This guy is a LEGEND beyond belief
@slipstream9619
@slipstream9619 4 жыл бұрын
Damn he holds nothing back.
@codykendall2846
@codykendall2846 4 жыл бұрын
Matt Brown its such a breath of fresh air lol
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 4 жыл бұрын
@J _ If u and @Matt Brown check out my Time Traveler video,id be grateful.Im a new comic and need ur opinion.Thanks!!
@ramyar9205
@ramyar9205 4 жыл бұрын
Cody Kendaperpaperflowe ll paper flower
@siddarth3955
@siddarth3955 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, he still doesn't cover Muslims and Allah
@im_aleey
@im_aleey 4 жыл бұрын
@@siddarth3955 he would, if muslims came to his shows
@bigdog7632
@bigdog7632 4 жыл бұрын
“This one’s a good one, get her to the island.”
@WisdomCat2198
@WisdomCat2198 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated joke, for sure
@justanameonyourscreen5954
@justanameonyourscreen5954 4 жыл бұрын
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@hahayouknowme33
@hahayouknowme33 4 жыл бұрын
I didnt get it first it took me a sec
@kodguerrero
@kodguerrero 4 жыл бұрын
Don't see many comedians take that risk. Great epstein insert
@ImranAli-qj4ir
@ImranAli-qj4ir 4 жыл бұрын
That was dark
@hashemsaad5629
@hashemsaad5629 4 жыл бұрын
“Amex platinum with the lounge access” 😂
@burns83
@burns83 4 жыл бұрын
Hashem Saad Murdered me
@HannyDart
@HannyDart 3 жыл бұрын
lost it from his "lounge"-pronounciation
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 3 жыл бұрын
@@HannyDart the...correct one? lol
@BlackBeard0921
@BlackBeard0921 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I’m fried man
@optionallemon9262
@optionallemon9262 3 жыл бұрын
Literally cried 😂😂😂
@legittshittful
@legittshittful 4 жыл бұрын
He’s pretty quick witted for being so relaxed on stage ... haven’t straight up cackled in a while but this was good
@IIMetalMaskII
@IIMetalMaskII 4 жыл бұрын
after this corona is over i'm going to see this dude, he's legit funny.
@sonofage
@sonofage 4 жыл бұрын
you know where he lives?
@jewelrunner8618
@jewelrunner8618 4 жыл бұрын
No you're not you fucking lying piece of shit fuck you
@jewelrunner8618
@jewelrunner8618 4 жыл бұрын
@Samuel B. I was abused as a child
@HardHeadMilitary
@HardHeadMilitary 4 жыл бұрын
My seats on the back row fam lmao
@GucciManecubus
@GucciManecubus 4 жыл бұрын
I thought your name was part of your fucking comment
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew makes the words “truth” and “humor” interchangeable.. this dudes perspective of the world is incredible.
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 4 жыл бұрын
Playlist Dealer I agree and at the same time, I think he got a little sensitive and hung up on his own view. He’s clearly been through some shit.
@cec4231
@cec4231 4 жыл бұрын
Playlist Dealer George Carlin too
@ahnrho
@ahnrho 4 жыл бұрын
Good judgment makes for great comedy.
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 4 жыл бұрын
Playlist Dealer Carlin was a genius though and really exemplifies the statement “good judgement makes for great comedy.”
@deathsagaXX
@deathsagaXX 4 жыл бұрын
@Ongo Gablogian he lies too much for comedy effect, like half the shit he says is just made the fuck up, don't get me wrong I enjoy the dude, I really enjoyed his show when it was being aired, and I also watched and laughed at all of his stand ups, but cman
@colefournier4474
@colefournier4474 3 жыл бұрын
Her : “It’s harder to make men come” Him : “It’s hard work, but it’s honest work”
@bn1193
@bn1193 3 жыл бұрын
My man stood up for her boyfriend. He literally exposed her and everyone like it. He is not just a comedian he is a man with good heart
@ricardo950535
@ricardo950535 3 жыл бұрын
I go to the clubs usually monthly. I'm rooting for the comedian to destroy anyone who opens their mouth. And Andrew can be brutal. I caught him 4 yrs ago at the NYCC.
@bn1193
@bn1193 3 жыл бұрын
@@ricardo950535 great man
@tommymarco
@tommymarco Жыл бұрын
Andrew has a great heart
@cuteasduck6192
@cuteasduck6192 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not from the US and don’t have any intention to visit the country. But if I ever go there, it will be to attend this guy’s damn show.
@bmort1313
@bmort1313 4 жыл бұрын
Eighth Funk Bro wtf Russia isn’t a first world country lmao
@cuteasduck6192
@cuteasduck6192 4 жыл бұрын
Eighth Funk I’m from India. People here will get offended as soon as he utters his first words😂 So there’s no chance he’s coming here
@disfatbidge2064
@disfatbidge2064 4 жыл бұрын
Barry Mortichesky He never said it was first world either.
@bmort1313
@bmort1313 4 жыл бұрын
Cranjis Mcbasketball yeah but he grouped it with the us and uk, so by the transitive property, he’s a dumbass
@RahulJha-vm7lr
@RahulJha-vm7lr 4 жыл бұрын
@@cuteasduck6192 people aren't even mature enough here to get his jokes
@carpeimodiem
@carpeimodiem 4 жыл бұрын
"He's RIGHT here, yo..." I died on that one
@burns83
@burns83 4 жыл бұрын
Carpe Imodiem Then its the guy’s fault for hitting her?
@carpeimodiem
@carpeimodiem 4 жыл бұрын
@@burns83 what??
@koolaidremixed2
@koolaidremixed2 4 жыл бұрын
@@burns83 Lol wtf?
@thunderstar254
@thunderstar254 4 жыл бұрын
I actually spit out my drink 😂
@iamergoproxy3476
@iamergoproxy3476 4 жыл бұрын
Me too...but seriously why the fuck is he still with that Lesbian
@priyansh8985
@priyansh8985 4 жыл бұрын
I just need that "YES SIR" confidence in my life.
@cz9923
@cz9923 4 жыл бұрын
Give this man his Netflix special already
@Dommy521
@Dommy521 4 жыл бұрын
His special is coming on Amazon Prime later this year
@Tochma04
@Tochma04 4 жыл бұрын
that yessir at 6:25 was so proud and confident
@RashBoogieTV
@RashBoogieTV 4 жыл бұрын
Nah that man knew the vibes💯
@iansherry4115
@iansherry4115 4 жыл бұрын
RashBoogieTV facts😭😭
@rjg3876
@rjg3876 4 жыл бұрын
He’s funny and I can learn something’s at the same time
@samuelpena3195
@samuelpena3195 4 жыл бұрын
What did you edit? Lol try again buddy
@carcass85
@carcass85 4 жыл бұрын
That was fucking hard to read lol
@jp81platow
@jp81platow 4 жыл бұрын
(edited) He’s funny and I can learn something’s at the SAMEtime..
@carcass85
@carcass85 4 жыл бұрын
@@jp81platow you his mother? Lol
@abhinandanbala4440
@abhinandanbala4440 4 жыл бұрын
precise
@MrAnass6
@MrAnass6 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew is a legit SAVAGE and WILD crowd MAGNET
@spittingfacts9227
@spittingfacts9227 4 жыл бұрын
“Yes sir!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@payduhman
@payduhman 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t bake the cake, I do the icing” had me
@AerodynamicAlex
@AerodynamicAlex 4 жыл бұрын
Shultzy, part comedian, part relationship coach.
@Jay_Kay_Redpill
@Jay_Kay_Redpill 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is comedy genius ... How is he so low profile? I've watching these clips for weeks and he kills it every time! I need to see him live (but not from the front row!)
@nomoresunforever3695
@nomoresunforever3695 Жыл бұрын
Wtf He's not low profile at all. He's the biggest new name in comedy.
@Jay_Kay_Redpill
@Jay_Kay_Redpill Жыл бұрын
@@nomoresunforever3695 my original comment was over 1 year old, his profile was a little different back then. He's still killing it.
@farahiah1
@farahiah1 Жыл бұрын
Yeah front rows are all for the confident extrovert weirdos
@NotUrDJ
@NotUrDJ Жыл бұрын
@@Jay_Kay_Redpill how many subs did he have back then ?
@Jay_Kay_Redpill
@Jay_Kay_Redpill Жыл бұрын
@@NotUrDJ I think it was less than 250k, but I honestly don't remember. All I know is that AS has blown up since Joe Rogan mentioned him around lockdown. He certainly lives up to the hype!
@Student_OfLife
@Student_OfLife 4 жыл бұрын
*The best crowd-controlling comic of our generation, period.*
@michaelmarichal9540
@michaelmarichal9540 4 жыл бұрын
When he said Vishnu, I started dying 😂
@bhatkrishnakishor
@bhatkrishnakishor 4 жыл бұрын
I have never got offended by Andrew's Indian jokes, he is very well versed with the culture. Always amazing me how he knows all this 😁
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 4 жыл бұрын
Too bad you stopped dying.
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 4 жыл бұрын
@@bhatkrishnakishor Vishnu is the most basic Indian god someone could possibly reference.
@bhatkrishnakishor
@bhatkrishnakishor 4 жыл бұрын
@@SmokeymcJoint420 हरे कृष्णा 🙏
@sharadhotha1475
@sharadhotha1475 4 жыл бұрын
@PIYUSH YADAV They do. You've not been watching enough comedy.
@ophicermango
@ophicermango 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Schulz is the king of crowd work, change my mind.
@makajossos9431
@makajossos9431 4 жыл бұрын
He fore sure is
@mrh0ck3y
@mrh0ck3y 4 жыл бұрын
@Joseph O'Neill you beat me to it. Seen his crowd work first hand. His references are so incredibly creative and original. He says some crazy shit. Balls of steel that man has. Asked an obese lady if she wanted to get spitroasted by this group of Juggalos that were in the audience. Denver Comedy Works. Real small venue
@nityasingh3
@nityasingh3 4 жыл бұрын
Change your mind
@vooshmoozik6185
@vooshmoozik6185 4 жыл бұрын
1.) jimmy carr 2.) drew lynch 3.) steve hofstetter (he's more of a heckler warrior than friendly banter, i'm aware of that, but still, his interactions are good enough to be included)
@Racoons4Change
@Racoons4Change 3 жыл бұрын
Patrice oneal....Sinbad...those are the two goats of it to me.
@KayleeGridleyLimitless
@KayleeGridleyLimitless 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yea, they're getting a divorce. 🤦‍♀️
@ryanx9777
@ryanx9777 4 жыл бұрын
i hope so. poor guy. didnt realise that she is using him for money and financial support. Probably cheats on him too.
@cloud_monkey422
@cloud_monkey422 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan X come on dude. That’s my sister. You’re right she does, but still
@KDB349
@KDB349 4 жыл бұрын
I kinda felt that she was cheating but I thought that I was thinking too deep about it. I mean she's sitting talking about how easy it is to make woman cum and not dudes... Idk. Maybe she was just messing around but idk. If you're having problems sexually some people usually do tend to cheat.
@amolkhobaragade
@amolkhobaragade 4 жыл бұрын
@@cloud_monkey422 Really?
@jacobrichter9562
@jacobrichter9562 4 жыл бұрын
"I prefer women" I really hope he divorced her, that bitch is ice cold
@Iron-Bridge
@Iron-Bridge 4 жыл бұрын
Damn. Andrew's crowd work is leagues ahead of everyone.
@necro699
@necro699 4 жыл бұрын
Wreck it Ralph sounds like He might be gay!! A lesbian with a Gay guy. He can't get off with her but he gets off ALL the time. 😂😂🤣🤣. Get a divorce and be great friends.
@hurtigheinz3790
@hurtigheinz3790 4 жыл бұрын
Or keep being great friends and stay married. What's all the fuss about?
@necro699
@necro699 4 жыл бұрын
@@hurtigheinz3790 they Need to work it out. I can see alot of great potential for them if they sit down and talk about it. Be married in an open relationship that they both agree upon. I see no fuss.
@hurtigheinz3790
@hurtigheinz3790 4 жыл бұрын
@@necro699 I think they sat down a long time ago.
@necro699
@necro699 4 жыл бұрын
@@hurtigheinz3790 well all we can do is Wish them the best. Hope for a great outcome that they both can be happy with.
@RogalDorn23
@RogalDorn23 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he just turned the tables to me😏 lol
@coubs123
@coubs123 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this with headphones next to my sleeping girlfriend, so hard not to burst out laughing and wake her
@bhawnamishra9297
@bhawnamishra9297 4 жыл бұрын
You're under a lock down with your girl. Lucky u ❤️
@puffdaddy69
@puffdaddy69 4 жыл бұрын
Slide it right inside brother
@just-pure-chaos
@just-pure-chaos 4 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@onirione
@onirione 4 жыл бұрын
Puff Sassy technically that’s rape but it’s all free real estate.
@alexdurst6180
@alexdurst6180 4 жыл бұрын
Two fingers and your tongue
@christopherh5801
@christopherh5801 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen andrew Shulz do stand up? I think he just heckles the audience, he’s definitely one of a kind.
@ToBeKing
@ToBeKing 4 жыл бұрын
“TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT “
@treacherousjslither6920
@treacherousjslither6920 4 жыл бұрын
How did you put your name upside down like that?
@shawn2004grad
@shawn2004grad 4 жыл бұрын
Treacherous J Slither I imagined her replying saying along the line of one of you sitting on someone face. I’m sorry.
@MegaHolyduck
@MegaHolyduck 4 жыл бұрын
Treacherous J Slither she’s Australian
@GGReyes-oc3kp
@GGReyes-oc3kp 4 жыл бұрын
@@MegaHolyduck So, she's from down under? 😂
@TheeMarcusEffect
@TheeMarcusEffect 4 жыл бұрын
*Man converts a lesbian* Me: *"Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?"*
@thechrischong
@thechrischong 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
@yolospecialist533
@yolospecialist533 4 жыл бұрын
@@thechrischong LOL don't even start sir
@AmanSharma-tx8od
@AmanSharma-tx8od 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe just become a women... That oughta do it
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 4 жыл бұрын
I married a lesbian. #notworthit 😑
@mangolassi5273
@mangolassi5273 4 жыл бұрын
she converted for tht money
@HimanshuSharma-ir3is
@HimanshuSharma-ir3is 4 жыл бұрын
Some boomer back there in 90s: Honesty is the best policy. Andrew taking out his notebook: noted, Sir!
@zacharykeel3761
@zacharykeel3761 4 жыл бұрын
That guy who said “yes sir” is a god lol. That was so funny
@ryanelkins7954
@ryanelkins7954 4 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the subtle pink text for the women and blue for the guy. Keeping it real Shultzey
@ryanelkins7954
@ryanelkins7954 4 жыл бұрын
@D G one for each gender
@muchalucha4939
@muchalucha4939 4 жыл бұрын
There are only two genders: *PINK* & *BLUE*
@aneeshmudaliar5561
@aneeshmudaliar5561 2 жыл бұрын
@S.A.M it was a dog
@average2savage1
@average2savage1 4 жыл бұрын
He’s right about the serial killer thing.
@theroyal3rddd
@theroyal3rddd 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew might be the first stand up I go to on my own. I love this dudes humor
@MrEtronic
@MrEtronic 4 жыл бұрын
That credit card had me in Stitch's
@frizzybob
@frizzybob 4 жыл бұрын
alright vishnew
@reubsbay
@reubsbay 4 жыл бұрын
With the lounge access
@briankimcomedy
@briankimcomedy 4 жыл бұрын
schulz is the man!!!! he inspired me to follow my dreams and do comedy in nyc~ thanks schulz for the inspiration
@Pechenikcoach
@Pechenikcoach 4 жыл бұрын
briankimcomedy do you have videos of your perfomance?
@briankimcomedy
@briankimcomedy 4 жыл бұрын
@D G i appreciate you DG - thanks for checking my stuff out! yes we definitely do!
@briankimcomedy
@briankimcomedy 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pechenikcoach hey dmitry~ check out my stuff i post in my channel - thx for tuning in
@tafadzwashepherd4580
@tafadzwashepherd4580 4 жыл бұрын
I can appreciate how he can make someone feel like if he can do it, by jolly anyone can.
@Pechenikcoach
@Pechenikcoach 4 жыл бұрын
briankimcomedy good job man,tyron black panda is really funny!keep it up!
@logandillon5892
@logandillon5892 3 жыл бұрын
This mans the juice wrld of comedy just free styling through the whole set
@chileshebwembya5327
@chileshebwembya5327 4 жыл бұрын
“YESSIR”got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yomammasboo713
@yomammasboo713 4 жыл бұрын
These Shultz videos are exactly what my Quarantine needs.
@PinoyPapoy
@PinoyPapoy 4 жыл бұрын
"YES SIR"
@drjmja1984
@drjmja1984 2 жыл бұрын
Hands down the best improv comedian ever.
@ViharS7
@ViharS7 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't bake cake, I do icing" - Andrew Schulz
@Umeed806
@Umeed806 4 жыл бұрын
Huge respect for the dude for turning a lesbian (success debatable , nevertheless 👍)
@aidanswartz358
@aidanswartz358 4 жыл бұрын
I did the opposite, my ex turned lesbian after we broke up lol
@smokertaisan
@smokertaisan 4 жыл бұрын
@@aidanswartz358 😬😬😬
@Umeed806
@Umeed806 4 жыл бұрын
@@aidanswartz358 Glad to see you have a sense of humor about it. You'll find someone better dude🙂
@aidanswartz358
@aidanswartz358 4 жыл бұрын
@@Umeed806 Lmao thanks dude😂
@moyeen8823
@moyeen8823 4 жыл бұрын
@@aidanswartz358 are you Ross Geller ?
@galacticpills
@galacticpills 4 жыл бұрын
That Vishnu joke was LEGIT funny 🤣 And so ON-POINT! 🤣
@Olivia-sk8iv
@Olivia-sk8iv 3 жыл бұрын
That "YES SIR" took me tf *out* 😭😭😭😂
@MKsixto
@MKsixto 3 жыл бұрын
The Beyoncé part had me in tears 😂😂
@thunder9394
@thunder9394 4 жыл бұрын
My guy got the vishnu reference on point....akaash been teaching u hindu mythology or what
@friendlyatheist387
@friendlyatheist387 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew is only guy who can make jokes having Indian gods in it and nobody will get offended. Rest comedian will get ass kicked. The only difference he uses references as joke not to offend. Unlike others. (By the way i am an agnostic, i dont give a fuck anyways 😁)
@ndnrb_
@ndnrb_ 4 жыл бұрын
Ankit tiwari Wrong. It’s because he actually understands the cultures he’s making fun of.
@friendlyatheist387
@friendlyatheist387 4 жыл бұрын
@@ndnrb_ why wrong? Both can be true
@thegreatgatsby8180
@thegreatgatsby8180 4 жыл бұрын
@@ndnrb_ no he doesn't. He is the book example of stereotypical jokes.
@thunder9394
@thunder9394 4 жыл бұрын
@@friendlyatheist387 Nobody gets offended , cuz he doesn't target a specific religion and has the basic knowledge (if not in detail) of them But if he does that joke in India and gets away with it, I'll be surprised
@wanderingmirecat4333
@wanderingmirecat4333 4 жыл бұрын
Someone give a prize to the girl who said “two fingers and the tongue”. It’s really just that... applied correctly. ✌🏼😛
@erois6190
@erois6190 4 жыл бұрын
@Modern Savage25 Listen I'm gonna be honest I didn't understand a single thing from that sentence.
@marknasr9292
@marknasr9292 4 жыл бұрын
What is the best motion for the 2 fingers? Should you just keep rubbing the g spot?
@jaykush9350
@jaykush9350 4 жыл бұрын
@M Ralte i hope you joking
@ryanx9777
@ryanx9777 4 жыл бұрын
yeah 2 fingers and the tongue. that helps a lot. duhh
@noxnyc23
@noxnyc23 4 жыл бұрын
Wandering Mirecat yeah for 2 hours right ? 😂
@dragonsahz
@dragonsahz 4 жыл бұрын
"He's right here, yo." Golden
@s3any1977
@s3any1977 2 жыл бұрын
This man is a genius. The way he engages with people is 10 out of 10.
@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp
@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp 4 жыл бұрын
that dude needs a new girl tho fr
@larryhan485
@larryhan485 4 жыл бұрын
Guys are getting soft these days. And women don't need to be accountable. Thats the world we live in.
@brometheus4621
@brometheus4621 4 жыл бұрын
@@larryhan485 Do you mean soft as in their penises or their emotions?
@nunyabiznes5489
@nunyabiznes5489 4 жыл бұрын
@@larryhan485 what do you mean?
@mrsickfck7575
@mrsickfck7575 4 жыл бұрын
why you interested?
@nunyabiznes5489
@nunyabiznes5489 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrsickfck7575 are you replying to my comment, or the original comment, Mr Sick Fuck? By the way, thats an excellent name.
@courtinterpreter4349
@courtinterpreter4349 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew is the perfect combination of wit and humor. The savagery seals the package.
@shnehasispatra
@shnehasispatra 3 жыл бұрын
6:03 wtf 🤣🤣🤣
@shnehasispatra
@shnehasispatra 3 жыл бұрын
@Saksham Tyagi true...comedian's head would be chopped off and for what...a joke People are getting more sensitive this days,people are becoming snowflakes who cannot tolerate anything and that rips away the creativity from any kind of artist
@shnehasispatra
@shnehasispatra 3 жыл бұрын
@Saksham Tyagi people don't even understand what is democracy in this country...someone sees something which they think hurts their sentiments which it doesn't and then they file reports and cases Its sad people are becoming more and more stupid
@shnehasispatra
@shnehasispatra 3 жыл бұрын
@Saksham Tyagi Manipulation and corruption is every...nowhere to hide
@rajneesh8960
@rajneesh8960 3 жыл бұрын
Reasons for Andrew's survival 1. They will not understand English 2. They'll not get his accent 3. There's no mention of India in title or thumbnail
@prathamnasir2811
@prathamnasir2811 2 жыл бұрын
This was his last joke if he was in india lol
@ajmain5960
@ajmain5960 3 жыл бұрын
Andrew should be a part time lawyer 😤🤘 this man's logic and arguments are off the charts
@thiccvicc9818
@thiccvicc9818 4 жыл бұрын
Was supposed to go to Andrew's show this May.... unfortunately that's not happening anymore 😔
@samuelpena3195
@samuelpena3195 4 жыл бұрын
Damn that sucks bro
@Caxel108
@Caxel108 4 жыл бұрын
F, hopefully you will after this shit blows over
@MattBayArea
@MattBayArea 4 жыл бұрын
He's funny af live. Hope you catch a later show
@christianclaudio4382
@christianclaudio4382 4 жыл бұрын
Same I was supposed to see hime April, shit sucks
@whosDori
@whosDori 4 жыл бұрын
I was supposed to go watch him for his special taping, it's getting postponed so maybe your show is too.
@andreaelizabeth1463
@andreaelizabeth1463 4 жыл бұрын
Damn 😬 that’s lowkey embarrassing for him lol good thing we can’t see the audience Edit: highkey embarrassing
@nanayawberko3212
@nanayawberko3212 4 жыл бұрын
Not for him my g
@charlesdonovan8632
@charlesdonovan8632 4 жыл бұрын
Bro I was at the show.. embarrassed in an understatement!
@ZilveriCosas
@ZilveriCosas 4 жыл бұрын
fckn right, even if its a comedy show, you cant embarrass your HUSBAND like that. The dudes gotta quit and run ASAP.
@afrozenmind
@afrozenmind 4 жыл бұрын
Oh you don't know Andrew I see 😂
@spencerprice1676
@spencerprice1676 4 жыл бұрын
I was there too. That guy no joke looked exactly like wreck it Ralph and even was wearing similar clothes
@austinjrb
@austinjrb 4 жыл бұрын
The Beyonce joke took me out bro. Genius 🤣🤣🤣
@PerfectMessProductions
@PerfectMessProductions 4 жыл бұрын
This was flawless! He's on my top 3 list of favorite comedians
@oshaughnessyrof5201
@oshaughnessyrof5201 4 жыл бұрын
I been watching this dudes shit for years and everything he does has me saying “bro chill”
@sctkarter1111
@sctkarter1111 3 жыл бұрын
There’s a lot to unpack in that marriage 😂
@PrasitGhimire
@PrasitGhimire 4 жыл бұрын
The Vishnu reference alone shows just how knowledgeable Andrew is. You sir, are incredible!
@christhis9597
@christhis9597 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew still providing content. Gotta love this dude
@youssefelnahrawy6481
@youssefelnahrawy6481 4 жыл бұрын
andrew naming his videos like pornos now
@shashanks4190
@shashanks4190 4 жыл бұрын
Ay thanks for the uploads in these times!
@munashe80
@munashe80 4 жыл бұрын
Hi thanks for keeping this set for quarantine
@ZachVanHarrisJR
@ZachVanHarrisJR 4 жыл бұрын
*@ **7:10** the Beyoncé laugh* 🤣 🤣 *”yeah that’s the spot, TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT”* 😂😂😂
@Raixor
@Raixor 4 жыл бұрын
The "listen" part is spot on. It's just that the girl has to talk. We'll take direction. Better yet, just look up "How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ", and watch ONLY Nina Hartley's segment. The guys' parts are fine, but Nina is the Jedi Master.
@Theomite
@Theomite 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody eats pussy better than Nina Hartley.
@Unapologetically_human8349
@Unapologetically_human8349 4 жыл бұрын
Hands down the best impro guy ever! I think I've never seen him choke! Always comes up with clever, funny and deliciously outrageous clap back! Definitely the best!
@mrh0ck3y
@mrh0ck3y 4 жыл бұрын
Idk. Big Jay Oakerson has nearly perfected crowd work over like 20+ years. Andrew is on his way though
@svpjef
@svpjef 3 жыл бұрын
“You paid for the tickets Ralph?” 😂😂😂
@Andrew-lg7uf
@Andrew-lg7uf 4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed like this in a minute that’s too good
@jjackomin
@jjackomin 2 жыл бұрын
He is one of the most irreverent comedians I've ever heard. Thank God for that. This, and all the other videos, always leaves me in stitches. He's awesome.
@King-fz8iw
@King-fz8iw 3 жыл бұрын
Andrew is hilarious and the crowd’s reactions just make everything funnier ✊🏾😂
@aberbron7425
@aberbron7425 4 жыл бұрын
Mans is lowkey a therapist 😂😂😂
@sa9amisan
@sa9amisan Жыл бұрын
your crowd work is excellent Andrew
@tai030292
@tai030292 4 жыл бұрын
Ok that "YES SIR!" fkin killed me omg I rewound that 7 times hahahahahahahaha!
@eduardosturla
@eduardosturla 4 жыл бұрын
I don't make the cake, I do the icing "literally" 😂😂😂 GOAT
@EffJ88
@EffJ88 4 жыл бұрын
Please come back to Montreal
@vb46
@vb46 4 жыл бұрын
Superb this.. 😂😂
@user-cm2ky4uh9y
@user-cm2ky4uh9y 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew’s laugh sounds like organising a card deck against the table
@livelaughlovekarma9418
@livelaughlovekarma9418 3 жыл бұрын
I swear i thought I was the only person on earth who thought Beyonce's talking voice was really deep...
@beegnutzz
@beegnutzz 4 жыл бұрын
Back row seats must go quick for this dudes show
@truthinaction0000
@truthinaction0000 4 жыл бұрын
On point, this guy.
@lokiberry9871
@lokiberry9871 2 жыл бұрын
I decided to smoke my bong watching this and I haven't been able to take a single hit cause I can't stop laughing🤣🤣
@Shiroyashasama
@Shiroyashasama 4 жыл бұрын
“YESSIR”! 🤣 shit had me
@1219stiles
@1219stiles 4 жыл бұрын
You know that drive back home for that lovely couple was a quiet one.
@lex_rodriguez
@lex_rodriguez 3 жыл бұрын
His crowd work is honestly the best in the business.
@hmohmoTe
@hmohmoTe 4 жыл бұрын
"He's right here yo...this how serial killing starts" 7:47 LMAOOOO damnn ralph smh feelsbad
@kissewala
@kissewala 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Schulz and Rahul Subramanian. Two comedians giving crowd work a whole new meaning.
@josuastangl7140
@josuastangl7140 4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I need now!
@hossucristi6873
@hossucristi6873 4 жыл бұрын
Best one, dude!!!
@stephm4047
@stephm4047 4 жыл бұрын
3:02 « I don’t bake the cake, I do the icing, literally » 😂😂😂 7:29 « to the left, to the left » 😂😂😂
@whiteboynse
@whiteboynse 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is rare he can freestyle comedy 😂
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