Jeffrey Epstein's Temple Has Moved To Los Angeles To Find Work

Jeffrey Epstein's Temple is Looking For Work in LA.
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[@chadmacdonald9898]

This is absolutely amazing I can't believe that you have not gotten more traction from Joe Rogan cuz that was an amazing podcast anybody who used to fall asleep to Alex Jones is a okay on my books

[@emanonymous]

brilliant satire. best way to inform the unconscious masses is to entertain them first

[@besomer8983]

funniest skit on the internet

[@elpotato198]

Make more VIDEOS! They are fuckin funny as fuck!

[@giffmom]

I found you from the Joe Rogan clip showing this bit. I love comedians who make you laugh till you cry! I mean who would do this! Awesome!!!!

[@AllenDoor]

You should visit Epstein’s house in NY again dressed as the temple and stand outside playing “in your eyes”

[@micronizedpurplerice4573]

Yes!

[@conneroneill8506]

Genius.

[@SHx589]

Alan Parsons Project - eye in the sky

[@AllenDoor]

Should get a list of songs for Tim to play. I would add, “Baby come back” by: Player.. and if he is dead then it would be incomplete without Tears in heaven

[@chillin0715]

He did do a skit in front of that house as an underage girl. But KZbin and Instagram seem to have taken it down.

[@stellar7760]

“It wasn’t always sacrifice, sometimes it was ‘music night’!” 😂

[@sethjoyner391]

While he's waving at a young child. Lololol

[@hightechhippie]

No.... Music night is at Comets Pizza in DC the genre is Pedo-rock and John podesta and big podesta they're always there

[@allenmax8995]

I have a reasonable appreciation for dark humour.....but...yikes...I just can't find any in this situation if any of the worst speculations are ever proven....

[@arminiuscherusci4410]

@Michael Lester yeah this people are really sinister and dark, however they know if they would kill him with such a big popularity everybody would know why he has been murdered and they just cant afford this. Therefore they let him do his stuff and eventually get rid of him as soon as most people forget these stories

[@RaoulDuke1776_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marlenamaizar888]

I have had just as many celebrities inside of me as you...😂😂😂😂

[@RawOlympia]

priceless!!!

[@spookidrew4284]

I was just about to comment that ROFL

[@whiskeylinux]

lmao 1:45 "I'm like a bouncy castle for Satanic pedophiles, ya know?" -- Tim Dillon 2019

[@switch-no-comply778]

Is that Jurassic scilocybn on your profile?

[@bricecate]

I read your comment as he said it. I know that means nothing, but it was kinda cool for me

[@ClintEatswood]

Who the fuck is Tim Dillon? Oh that nobody? He has nothing on Epstein's Temple.

[@caliburbeats9495]

This guy is a godsend. Can't believe I'm finding out about him now

[@BIGGGBUGGG]

Caliburbeats love him and his story. The recent episode of the Whiskey Ginger’ podcast where he’s a guest is great, too, if you’re into that

[@mrsir2378]

You know he's gay right?

[@caliburbeats9495]

@@mrsir2378 no I didn't know that

[@SP-yc5rf]

@@mrsir2378 who cares if he is or isn't. The guy is legit funny.

[@stateofopportunity1286]

@@mrsir2378 We care why?

[@benstaab1747]

Should’ve said “Anyone’s boss kill themselves? Me neither”

[@Nathanfx2006]

The scientology building bit got me hard. "Bitch you know me, I've had just as many celebs inside me as you" 😂😂

[@Mr.McCarthyism]

He should carry a sign outside of Scientology saying it's a Communist front.

[@bobert6523]

1:36 waving to the little girl lmao damn

[@joanncaribbeanfan4505]

Yeah, that was perfect timing!

[@NathanJosephCole]

anything to get that SAG card.

[@joannafreedom7914]

And she gives him the finger.😂 how did people miss that?!

[@socheoteyza6211]

Waving to the little girl 😯😯😯

You can take the temple out of the Epstein but...

[@meemmagic374]

this is classic content the internet deserves thank you daddy

[@ilias_p]

Tim is an international treasure. He should be protected by UNESCO or smthn

[@tegofido]

*Multidimensional

[@jatudor3184]

UNESCO was invented by Julian Huxley... another member of the elite weirdo group(s) Tim is making fun of here. Use your brain.

[@jatudor3184]

UNESCO was invented by Julian Huxley... another member of the elite weirdo group(s) Tim is making fun of here. Use your brain.

[@ilias_p]

@@jatudor3184 let me introduce to my good friend.. his name is sarcasm

[@garrettgreen242]

I love the end when he tucks away and goes full temple

[@beentheredonethat7572]

I applaud your efforts to use humor to bring light to a serious situation to light.

[@richardjames1751]

"This is my dream. I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian... Even when Hillary Clinton was slicing the throats of children, I said... I just wanna make people laugh" Holy shit that bit there got me 😂😂

[@SuperAdam1313]

Tim wins 2019 Holloweeny costume contest hands down, now come and collect your PP touch!

[@switch-no-comply778]

More like Hallowcunts?

[@jayneweaver8695]

That made me laugh out loud!!!!

[@ambassador8524]

South Park’s Eric Cartman grew up and started a UTube channel!

[@TheRichardOlson]

Like honestly.... after years how does this not have more views

[@gamertg9747]

Waving at that girl 😂😂

[@joannafreedom7914]

Looks like she's giving him the finger.😂

[@Toquer88]

Tim Dillion is a god damn freight train with all the lizard people tied to the tracks! The ending was Hollywood gold.

[@JohnDoe-vv3id]

Holy fuck I can’t believe I found somebody who is saying these things openly and wrapping it together with comedy. This is so incredible. Important comedy, but it’s actually funny and serves the purpose as comedy.

[@nolongeraslave8073]

I came back for seconds. Cheers Tim, that was clever comedy.

[@literallynobody25]

There are actual children in there for authenticity

[@AmountStax]

Epstein's temple looks good, did it go keto?

[@tmoney9539]

Trivago

[@MGrant-bj1dc]

Apparently children's souls are low calorie.

[@bgw9696]

tim has to be the best up and comer in the comedy scene this last year! i love this guy

[@esayascohn7019]

“Has anybody else’s boss also killed themselves?” Yeah mean either.... 😶😂

[@kr50401]

Hahaha I missed that!!

[@LadyIarConnacht]

Oh, my God! Please watch your back Tim. This is incredible, and so needed! (but unfortunately dangerous)

[@Sandra-Le-Vett]

But hang on a moment, according to #ABCnews you’re just a GYM..? 🤔

[@reyntime1950]

That was even funnier than this video.

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Sandra Le Vett Uhm.... I’m gonna set this right here.... #ABCisFakeNews

[@2003mandiman]

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ ummmm... think that mighta just been Santa's point! Lol

[@jeremylewellen]

You would wreck my day if I stumbled upon you wearing that temple. I would just laugh and record you for hours. Funny shit bro.

[@bo4life109]

"Bouncy castle for satanic pedophiles..." brutally funny...🤣🤣🤣

[@drinkmoresoda]

Funny concept, great execution

[@loz_gs]

I was ugly crying for reasons before I saw this. Tim Dillon just saved my life. I'm DYING crying. The best!

[@MeticulousTechTV]

Tim you're the best! This is hilarious 😂

[@sq2441]

He is going to fill stadiums in the future with this humor. Such a talent! Thanks Tim for sharing your creative gifts to the world.

[@mikemorgado7503]

Oh this shit right here is what is missing from comedy ......God damn this is funny

[@MurdaIncorporated]

Tim Dillon is doing the Lord’s work. God bless you Tim 🇺🇸

[@lotalota5917]

This is important art

[@lopezklu]

the 1 sec clip waving to a little girl was too much😂😂😂

[@JagoffCitizen]

I'm particularly amused by the 3D doorway, when the original is just flat trompe l'oeil!

[@katemccracking4100]

It would be funny if it wasn’t so incredibly, horrifically sad.

[@MegaUtube99]

Nah its still fucking hilarious 😂

[@alaskansummertime]

I go on living for only several reasons. My cat,spaghetti and to see what stunt Tim is gonna do next.

[@goldentitan4378]

"He Knows!"

[@bleedlejuice]

My ridge wallet is so sleek that it slides right in the back pocket of my my sacrifice temple.. its sleeeek.

[@benjamingentile1660]

Lee Weston Hey asshole! It’s a front pocket wallet!

[@bleedlejuice]

You fucking novice@@benjamingentile1660 anybody that knows anything knows that the front pockets of a sacrifice temple are for garrots, sanitary wipes and pizza related hankercheifs .. pfffft , rookie .

[@benjamingentile1660]

@@bleedlejuice hahahahaha

[@manueltorres9847]

That was awesome! ITS REALLY NICE TO SEE HOW AWAKE SO MANY PEOPLE ARE BECOMING! GREAT JOB KEEP SPREADING THE TRUTH!👍👍👍

[@thenaturalpeoplesbureau]

Haha Dillon, please go to Langley in this costume and walk around the perimeter xD pleeeeasse

[@sarahmccollum3694]

"I'm like a bouncy castle for Satanic pedos." Accurate af.

[@nadiasansibarra4396]

The Costume would make a great dog house.

[@BawlzOfuzz]

Well that was definitely different 🤔 .... And Jeffrey Epstien didn't kill himself 🤣

[@synchro505]

Those tights must have been hell...

[@kellianneclare5960]

"this is like a bouncy house for satanic pedophiles." classic. thanks for the laughs.

[@suckmydickandtimetravel9162]

Do some charity at some Clinton foundation parties.

[@spicemilktea]

Lmfaooo. I keep coming back to all your videos. Surging Thai quarantine with you 😆🤪

[@darrenyoung9737]

Bravo! Very strong comedy game on display. The days of saving up all week to eat one good meal at The Griddle may be ending soon with work like this, son.

[@2davivadiva]

Lmaoooooooo stoppppppp 🤣🤣🤣

[@Eyedbythetiger]

My favorite part is when he is waiving to the small child next to the festive fall display.

[@xxxxOS]

Be Epsteins prison camera next. 👍

[@bestnaunieever5223]

Ohmygosh this is hilarious. Keep up the great work out there bringing truth to the masses. I can’t wait until Scientology is out work too.

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

Scientology is the kind of person that burns everything down on the way out the door.

[@reedbruv2638]

Lmao the clip of him waving to a small child !!!!

[@AmericanArgonaut]

My friend your hilarious! Subscribed!

[@valerie1283]

Yo I'm crying lmaoooooo

[@3264headtrip]

Dude is HILARIOUS. The bit where he plays Epsteins prison guard is a SCREAM. Very intelligent, very funny and very brave.

[@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605]

These are all gold! Thanks so much Mr. Tim

[@jflanagan9696]

Tim Dillon as Epsteins Temple waving to that little girl was hilarious.

[@seanwilliams5382]

When he turns into a turtle at the end🤣🤣

[@lazylion420]

R2-D2 really let himself go

[@skar5541]

One of the best sketches ever. "This is my dream" 😂

[@thurmanmurman1271]

‘You look great, you don’t look fat at all’

[@Violet_Lotus_]

"finally just got head shots"

[@AtamDardon]

I love when Tim does videos like this.

[@space-ux1hh]

BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@albertsordi9351]

keep it coming ! great stuff

[@collin1253]

This production Is perfect for your comedy in my opinion tim awesome job 🤘😎

[@andrewlaco1776]

Agreed, but is your pic shadow a B-17?

[@TopherToy]

Best costume of 2019 periot!

[@CULTmk]

bro. do something with Sam Hyde. First time I see someone on his level.

[@jeffcardinal5434]

Omg I love you Tim!! Best video ever!! Out of work rape temple. Genius.

[@davihazel3653]

New and improved George Carlin, i love it thank you.

[@pokerdealer2003]

Should have Rusty fly the drone around you.

[@nolongeraslave8073]

DAM, I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

[@Stbuster31]

.0001% people would know this costume which makes it the best one this year

[@derrick_v]

God damn! The little girl giving a thumbs up back got me good. Thanks for this.

[@babajaiy8246]

This guy is brilliant. Makes the sheeple think he's just some crazy stunt character....then slips in those truth comments....love it. Master of his art.

[@DREWSLENS]

You are changing the game man 👊

[@acb1023]

Go to DC, there's plenty of work there!

[@eternalfps3124]

Haha the last shot when you're just on the beach

[@blazedandconfused477]

Praise Moloch, baby!

[@hugoj1129]

When he waved at the kid 😭

[@michaelr7883]

Fucking hilarious! The best comedian out.

[@al3xx3991]

Tim Dillon is GOLD 😂

[@sirgregor8226]

This is the best thing ever.

[@seema.shirazi]

I'm literally crying from laughter at just the concept of this 🤣🙌

[@MiamiSammy]

You win Halloween sir

[@totallynotfbi5837]

@1:35 oh my god

[@Dsi1ver]

This should have more veiws. this is hilarious.

[@Cobhammar]

Tim is top 5 right now for me. Killing it

[@Llyrdriel]

Hilarious!!!!! Can’t stop rewatching and laughing!!!

[@AnnusMirabilus]

1:51 You know THAT GUY is definitely familiar with the temple

[@suckmydickandtimetravel9162]

Try a Karaoke night, but just children's songs. Kids parties and undercut inflatable castles, I bet you can pick-up a couple gigs a week.

[@leejganderson7827]

🤣 when Tim says to the Scientology building.. Bitch.. you know who I am .. *I've had as many celebrities* *inside of me as you had* *Inside of you* LOL funny shit ..

[@IvysMom330]

GIVE THIS MAN A BEER...LOL!!!

[@nuclearpasta1850]

waving at the little girl killed me!!!!!!! hhahahaa 1:35