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@chadmacdonald98985 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely amazing I can't believe that you have not gotten more traction from Joe Rogan cuz that was an amazing podcast anybody who used to fall asleep to Alex Jones is a okay on my books
@emanonymous4 жыл бұрын
brilliant satire. best way to inform the unconscious masses is to entertain them first
@besomer89834 жыл бұрын
funniest skit on the internet
@elpotato1984 жыл бұрын
Make more VIDEOS! They are fuckin funny as fuck!
@giffmom4 жыл бұрын
I found you from the Joe Rogan clip showing this bit. I love comedians who make you laugh till you cry! I mean who would do this! Awesome!!!!
@caliburbeats94955 жыл бұрын
This guy is a godsend. Can't believe I'm finding out about him now
@mrsir23785 жыл бұрын
You know he's gay right?
@caliburbeats94955 жыл бұрын
@@mrsir2378 no I didn't know that
@SP-yc5rf4 жыл бұрын
@@mrsir2378 who cares if he is or isn't. The guy is legit funny.
@stateofopportunity12864 жыл бұрын
@@mrsir2378 We care why?
@musicloverkathy4 жыл бұрын
Me too. He's awesome.
@whiskeylinux5 жыл бұрын
lmao 1:45 "I'm like a bouncy castle for Satanic pedophiles, ya know?" -- Tim Dillon 2019
@switch-no-comply7785 жыл бұрын
Is that Jurassic scilocybn on your profile?
@bricecate5 жыл бұрын
I read your comment as he said it. I know that means nothing, but it was kinda cool for me
@ClintEatswood5 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is Tim Dillon? Oh that nobody? He has nothing on Epstein's Temple.
@stellar77605 жыл бұрын
“It wasn’t always sacrifice, sometimes it was ‘music night’!” 😂
@sethjoyner3915 жыл бұрын
While he's waving at a young child. Lololol
@hightechhippie5 жыл бұрын
No.... Music night is at Comets Pizza in DC the genre is Pedo-rock and John podesta and big podesta they're always there
@allenmax89955 жыл бұрын
I have a reasonable appreciation for dark humour.....but...yikes...I just can't find any in this situation if any of the worst speculations are ever proven....
@arminiuscherusci44104 жыл бұрын
@Michael Lester yeah this people are really sinister and dark, however they know if they would kill him with such a big popularity everybody would know why he has been murdered and they just cant afford this. Therefore they let him do his stuff and eventually get rid of him as soon as most people forget these stories
@RaoulDuke1776_4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AllenDoor5 жыл бұрын
You should visit Epstein’s house in NY again dressed as the temple and stand outside playing “in your eyes”
@micronizedpurplerice45735 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@conneroneill85064 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@SHx5894 жыл бұрын
Alan Parsons Project - eye in the sky
@AllenDoor4 жыл бұрын
Should get a list of songs for Tim to play. I would add, “Baby come back” by: Player.. and if he is dead then it would be incomplete without Tears in heaven
@chillin07154 жыл бұрын
He did do a skit in front of that house as an underage girl. But KZbin and Instagram seem to have taken it down.
@marlenamaizar8885 жыл бұрын
I have had just as many celebrities inside of me as you...😂😂😂😂
@RawOlympia5 жыл бұрын
priceless!!!
@spookidrew42844 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment that ROFL
@benstaab17474 жыл бұрын
Should’ve said “Anyone’s boss kill themselves? Me neither”
@meemmagic3745 жыл бұрын
this is classic content the internet deserves thank you daddy
@bobert65235 жыл бұрын
1:36 waving to the little girl lmao damn
@joanncaribbeanfan45055 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was perfect timing!
@NathanJosephCole5 жыл бұрын
anything to get that SAG card.
@joannafreedom79144 жыл бұрын
And she gives him the finger.😂 how did people miss that?!
@socheoteyza62114 жыл бұрын
Waving to the little girl 😯😯😯
4 жыл бұрын
You can take the temple out of the Epstein but...
@Mr.Paul_Revere5 жыл бұрын
He should carry a sign outside of Scientology saying it's a Communist front.
@garrettgreen2423 жыл бұрын
I love the end when he tucks away and goes full temple
@Nathanfx20063 жыл бұрын
The scientology building bit got me hard. "Bitch you know me, I've had just as many celebs inside me as you" 😂😂
@beentheredonethat75725 жыл бұрын
I applaud your efforts to use humor to bring light to a serious situation to light.
@SuperAdam13135 жыл бұрын
Tim wins 2019 Holloweeny costume contest hands down, now come and collect your PP touch!
@switch-no-comply7785 жыл бұрын
More like Hallowcunts?
@jayneweaver86954 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh out loud!!!!
@ilias_p5 жыл бұрын
Tim is an international treasure. He should be protected by UNESCO or smthn
@tegofido4 жыл бұрын
*Multidimensional
@jatudor31843 жыл бұрын
UNESCO was invented by Julian Huxley... another member of the elite weirdo group(s) Tim is making fun of here. Use your brain.
@jatudor31843 жыл бұрын
UNESCO was invented by Julian Huxley... another member of the elite weirdo group(s) Tim is making fun of here. Use your brain.
@ilias_p3 жыл бұрын
@@jatudor3184 let me introduce to my good friend.. his name is sarcasm
@TheRichardOlson2 жыл бұрын
Like honestly.... after years how does this not have more views
@ambassador85245 жыл бұрын
South Park’s Eric Cartman grew up and started a UTube channel!
@LadyIarConnacht5 жыл бұрын
Oh, my God! Please watch your back Tim. This is incredible, and so needed! (but unfortunately dangerous)
@literallynobody255 жыл бұрын
There are actual children in there for authenticity
@AmountStax5 жыл бұрын
Epstein's temple looks good, did it go keto?
@tmoney95395 жыл бұрын
Trivago
@MGrant-bj1dc4 жыл бұрын
Apparently children's souls are low calorie.
@nolongeraslave80735 жыл бұрын
I came back for seconds. Cheers Tim, that was clever comedy.
@loz_gs5 жыл бұрын
I was ugly crying for reasons before I saw this. Tim Dillon just saved my life. I'm DYING crying. The best!
@bgw96965 жыл бұрын
tim has to be the best up and comer in the comedy scene this last year! i love this guy
@esayascohn70195 жыл бұрын
“Has anybody else’s boss also killed themselves?” Yeah mean either.... 😶😂
@kr504014 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I missed that!!
@Toquer885 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillion is a god damn freight train with all the lizard people tied to the tracks! The ending was Hollywood gold.
@sq24414 жыл бұрын
He is going to fill stadiums in the future with this humor. Such a talent! Thanks Tim for sharing your creative gifts to the world.
@JohnDoe-vv3id3 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck I can’t believe I found somebody who is saying these things openly and wrapping it together with comedy. This is so incredible. Important comedy, but it’s actually funny and serves the purpose as comedy.
@Sandra-Le-Vett5 жыл бұрын
But hang on a moment, according to #ABCnews you’re just a GYM..? 🤔
@reyntime19505 жыл бұрын
That was even funnier than this video.
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_4 жыл бұрын
Sandra Le Vett Uhm.... I’m gonna set this right here.... #ABCisFakeNews
@2003mandiman4 жыл бұрын
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ ummmm... think that mighta just been Santa's point! Lol
@JagoffCitizen5 жыл бұрын
I'm particularly amused by the 3D doorway, when the original is just flat trompe l'oeil!
@manueltorres98474 жыл бұрын
That was awesome! ITS REALLY NICE TO SEE HOW AWAKE SO MANY PEOPLE ARE BECOMING! GREAT JOB KEEP SPREADING THE TRUTH!👍👍👍
@mikemorgado75035 жыл бұрын
Oh this shit right here is what is missing from comedy ......God damn this is funny
@MurdaIncorporated4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is doing the Lord’s work. God bless you Tim 🇺🇸
@goldentitan43785 жыл бұрын
"He Knows!"
@gamertg97475 жыл бұрын
Waving at that girl 😂😂
@joannafreedom79144 жыл бұрын
Looks like she's giving him the finger.😂
@drinkmoresoda5 жыл бұрын
Funny concept, great execution
@lotalota59175 жыл бұрын
This is important art
@katemccracking41004 жыл бұрын
It would be funny if it wasn’t so incredibly, horrifically sad.
@MegaUtube994 жыл бұрын
Nah its still fucking hilarious 😂
@jeremylewellen5 жыл бұрын
You would wreck my day if I stumbled upon you wearing that temple. I would just laugh and record you for hours. Funny shit bro.
@bo4life1093 жыл бұрын
"Bouncy castle for satanic pedophiles..." brutally funny...🤣🤣🤣
@alaskansummertime5 жыл бұрын
I go on living for only several reasons. My cat,spaghetti and to see what stunt Tim is gonna do next.
@andrewwhite973924 күн бұрын
I love that you're in the parking lot of the Safari Inn. That place has special meaning to me because way back in the 80's. I was an actor and this girl I met worked in casting. She got me an audition for what I was told was a non union movie for a cable channel. I'm thinking HBO. It seemed a little weird to have an audition in a motel but hey, I'm 19. Idk?? This could be my big break. I go to the Safari Inn. Theres a girl who signs me in outside on one of the rooms. Then the Director comes out a introdes himself. He looks at me and says, "Yeah. This could work. Lets try something. Follow me." He walks me into an ajoining room where there is two video cameras and lights and a bunch of girls in white robes. The set looks like a Bedroom in a college sorority. He introduced me to the crew and cast then says..."You've got the part. Why dont you go ahead and lay on the bed. These nice ladies are gonna undress you. You cool with that? Does that sound good? Look at them. All these gorgeous women...right??.....eh!? You ready have some fun?!!" 😮 The Safari Inn.... Where dreams do cum true😂❤
@Eyedbythetiger5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when he is waiving to the small child next to the festive fall display.
@mateowannacomedyremasterz66055 жыл бұрын
These are all gold! Thanks so much Mr. Tim
@darrenyoung97375 жыл бұрын
Bravo! Very strong comedy game on display. The days of saving up all week to eat one good meal at The Griddle may be ending soon with work like this, son.
@synchro5055 жыл бұрын
Those tights must have been hell...
@MeticulousTechTV5 жыл бұрын
Tim you're the best! This is hilarious 😂
@bethmortenson46853 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hysterical...until you remember how undeniably true this horrific practice and way of life is. Let's get all those sick F _ _ _ s.
@nadiasansibarra43963 жыл бұрын
The Costume would make a great dog house.
@zachhumphrey3804 жыл бұрын
Wow, the demons are forcing themselves out in the open. Pathetic
@BawlzOfuzz5 жыл бұрын
Well that was definitely different 🤔 .... And Jeffrey Epstien didn't kill himself 🤣
@lopezklu Жыл бұрын
the 1 sec clip waving to a little girl was too much😂😂😂
@sarahmccollum36944 жыл бұрын
"I'm like a bouncy castle for Satanic pedos." Accurate af.
@lazylion4205 жыл бұрын
R2-D2 really let himself go
@jeffcardinal54345 жыл бұрын
Omg I love you Tim!! Best video ever!! Out of work rape temple. Genius.
@bestnaunieever52233 жыл бұрын
Ohmygosh this is hilarious. Keep up the great work out there bringing truth to the masses. I can’t wait until Scientology is out work too.
@TheB00tyWarrior Жыл бұрын
Scientology is the kind of person that burns everything down on the way out the door.
@AtamDardon5 жыл бұрын
I love when Tim does videos like this.
@derrick_v5 жыл бұрын
God damn! The little girl giving a thumbs up back got me good. Thanks for this.
@pokerdealer20035 жыл бұрын
Should have Rusty fly the drone around you.
@suckmydickandtimetravel91625 жыл бұрын
Do some charity at some Clinton foundation parties.
@AnnusMirabilus5 жыл бұрын
1:51 You know THAT GUY is definitely familiar with the temple
@AmericanArgonaut5 жыл бұрын
My friend your hilarious! Subscribed!
@Violet_Lotus_5 жыл бұрын
"finally just got head shots"
@babajaiy82464 жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant. Makes the sheeple think he's just some crazy stunt character....then slips in those truth comments....love it. Master of his art.
@leejganderson78272 жыл бұрын
🤣 when Tim says to the Scientology building.. Bitch.. you know who I am .. *I've had as many celebrities* *inside of me as you had* *Inside of you* LOL funny shit ..
@flyinggabriel87885 жыл бұрын
Watch the wind doesn't blow your dome off.
@kellianneclare59604 жыл бұрын
"this is like a bouncy house for satanic pedophiles." classic. thanks for the laughs.
@thenaturalpeoplesbureau3 жыл бұрын
Haha Dillon, please go to Langley in this costume and walk around the perimeter xD pleeeeasse
@3264headtrip4 жыл бұрын
Dude is HILARIOUS. The bit where he plays Epsteins prison guard is a SCREAM. Very intelligent, very funny and very brave.
@TopherToy5 жыл бұрын
Best costume of 2019 periot!
@nicknika4905 жыл бұрын
Clever, on point.
@albertsordi93515 жыл бұрын
keep it coming ! great stuff
@michaelkl78835 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious! The best comedian out.
@xxxxOS5 жыл бұрын
Be Epsteins prison camera next. 👍
@CULTmk5 жыл бұрын
bro. do something with Sam Hyde. First time I see someone on his level.
@Stbuster315 жыл бұрын
.0001% people would know this costume which makes it the best one this year
@acb10235 жыл бұрын
Go to DC, there's plenty of work there!
@sirgregor82264 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing ever.
@bleedlejuice5 жыл бұрын
My ridge wallet is so sleek that it slides right in the back pocket of my my sacrifice temple.. its sleeeek.
@benjamingentile16605 жыл бұрын
Lee Weston Hey asshole! It’s a front pocket wallet!
@bleedlejuice5 жыл бұрын
You fucking novice@@benjamingentile1660 anybody that knows anything knows that the front pockets of a sacrifice temple are for garrots, sanitary wipes and pizza related hankercheifs .. pfffft , rookie .
@benjamingentile16605 жыл бұрын
@@bleedlejuice hahahahaha
@DREWSLENS5 жыл бұрын
You are changing the game man 👊
@bidenadministrationischina50913 жыл бұрын
What happens to the island now? Just abandoned?
@Cobhammar5 жыл бұрын
Tim is top 5 right now for me. Killing it
@collin12535 жыл бұрын
This production Is perfect for your comedy in my opinion tim awesome job 🤘😎
@andrewlaco17765 жыл бұрын
Agreed, but is your pic shadow a B-17?
@davidhazel364 жыл бұрын
New and improved George Carlin, i love it thank you.
@blazedandconfused4775 жыл бұрын
Praise Moloch, baby!
@totallynotfbi58375 жыл бұрын
@1:35 oh my god
@spicemilktea73 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo. I keep coming back to all your videos. Surging Thai quarantine with you 😆🤪
@suckmydickandtimetravel91625 жыл бұрын
Try a Karaoke night, but just children's songs. Kids parties and undercut inflatable castles, I bet you can pick-up a couple gigs a week.
@Hoof10104 жыл бұрын
Nobody but Tim could pull this off and make it funny.
@reedbruv26385 жыл бұрын
Lmao the clip of him waving to a small child !!!!
@seema.shirazi2 жыл бұрын
I'm literally crying from laughter at just the concept of this 🤣🙌
@jflanagan96963 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon as Epsteins Temple waving to that little girl was hilarious.
@andrewlaco17765 жыл бұрын
No one knows what it's like to be hated, to be jaded, behind blue lines...
@muffinspuffinsEE4 жыл бұрын
So well done!
@lestermitchell43682 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear about your job situation there bud
@KristiLEvans12 жыл бұрын
Okay, Hillary.
@al3xx39915 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is GOLD 😂
@willgold99893 жыл бұрын
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
@ImNotJust3 жыл бұрын
Only Tim Dillon would think to do shit like this.
@redsox39064 жыл бұрын
Brilliant way to spread some knowledge
@nolongeraslave80735 жыл бұрын
DAM, I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
@SeveredLegs4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I love Tim. He's out there doing REGULAR fucking comedy!