Jeffrey Epstein's Temple Has Moved To Los Angeles To Find Work

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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 5 жыл бұрын
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@chadmacdonald9898
@chadmacdonald9898 5 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely amazing I can't believe that you have not gotten more traction from Joe Rogan cuz that was an amazing podcast anybody who used to fall asleep to Alex Jones is a okay on my books
@emanonymous
@emanonymous 4 жыл бұрын
brilliant satire. best way to inform the unconscious masses is to entertain them first
@besomer8983
@besomer8983 4 жыл бұрын
funniest skit on the internet
@elpotato198
@elpotato198 4 жыл бұрын
Make more VIDEOS! They are fuckin funny as fuck!
@giffmom
@giffmom 4 жыл бұрын
I found you from the Joe Rogan clip showing this bit. I love comedians who make you laugh till you cry! I mean who would do this! Awesome!!!!
@caliburbeats9495
@caliburbeats9495 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is a godsend. Can't believe I'm finding out about him now
@mrsir2378
@mrsir2378 5 жыл бұрын
You know he's gay right?
@caliburbeats9495
@caliburbeats9495 5 жыл бұрын
@@mrsir2378 no I didn't know that
@SP-yc5rf
@SP-yc5rf 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrsir2378 who cares if he is or isn't. The guy is legit funny.
@stateofopportunity1286
@stateofopportunity1286 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrsir2378 We care why?
@musicloverkathy
@musicloverkathy 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. He's awesome.
@whiskeylinux
@whiskeylinux 5 жыл бұрын
lmao 1:45 "I'm like a bouncy castle for Satanic pedophiles, ya know?" -- Tim Dillon 2019
@switch-no-comply778
@switch-no-comply778 5 жыл бұрын
Is that Jurassic scilocybn on your profile?
@bricecate
@bricecate 5 жыл бұрын
I read your comment as he said it. I know that means nothing, but it was kinda cool for me
@ClintEatswood
@ClintEatswood 5 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is Tim Dillon? Oh that nobody? He has nothing on Epstein's Temple.
@stellar7760
@stellar7760 5 жыл бұрын
“It wasn’t always sacrifice, sometimes it was ‘music night’!” 😂
@sethjoyner391
@sethjoyner391 5 жыл бұрын
While he's waving at a young child. Lololol
@hightechhippie
@hightechhippie 5 жыл бұрын
No.... Music night is at Comets Pizza in DC the genre is Pedo-rock and John podesta and big podesta they're always there
@allenmax8995
@allenmax8995 5 жыл бұрын
I have a reasonable appreciation for dark humour.....but...yikes...I just can't find any in this situation if any of the worst speculations are ever proven....
@arminiuscherusci4410
@arminiuscherusci4410 4 жыл бұрын
@Michael Lester yeah this people are really sinister and dark, however they know if they would kill him with such a big popularity everybody would know why he has been murdered and they just cant afford this. Therefore they let him do his stuff and eventually get rid of him as soon as most people forget these stories
@RaoulDuke1776_
@RaoulDuke1776_ 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AllenDoor
@AllenDoor 5 жыл бұрын
You should visit Epstein’s house in NY again dressed as the temple and stand outside playing “in your eyes”
@micronizedpurplerice4573
@micronizedpurplerice4573 5 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@conneroneill8506
@conneroneill8506 4 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@SHx589
@SHx589 4 жыл бұрын
Alan Parsons Project - eye in the sky
@AllenDoor
@AllenDoor 4 жыл бұрын
Should get a list of songs for Tim to play. I would add, “Baby come back” by: Player.. and if he is dead then it would be incomplete without Tears in heaven
@chillin0715
@chillin0715 4 жыл бұрын
He did do a skit in front of that house as an underage girl. But KZbin and Instagram seem to have taken it down.
@marlenamaizar888
@marlenamaizar888 5 жыл бұрын
I have had just as many celebrities inside of me as you...😂😂😂😂
@RawOlympia
@RawOlympia 5 жыл бұрын
priceless!!!
@spookidrew4284
@spookidrew4284 4 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment that ROFL
@benstaab1747
@benstaab1747 4 жыл бұрын
Should’ve said “Anyone’s boss kill themselves? Me neither”
@meemmagic374
@meemmagic374 5 жыл бұрын
this is classic content the internet deserves thank you daddy
@bobert6523
@bobert6523 5 жыл бұрын
1:36 waving to the little girl lmao damn
@joanncaribbeanfan4505
@joanncaribbeanfan4505 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was perfect timing!
@NathanJosephCole
@NathanJosephCole 5 жыл бұрын
anything to get that SAG card.
@joannafreedom7914
@joannafreedom7914 4 жыл бұрын
And she gives him the finger.😂 how did people miss that?!
@socheoteyza6211
@socheoteyza6211 4 жыл бұрын
Waving to the little girl 😯😯😯
4 жыл бұрын
You can take the temple out of the Epstein but...
@Mr.Paul_Revere
@Mr.Paul_Revere 5 жыл бұрын
He should carry a sign outside of Scientology saying it's a Communist front.
@garrettgreen242
@garrettgreen242 3 жыл бұрын
I love the end when he tucks away and goes full temple
@Nathanfx2006
@Nathanfx2006 3 жыл бұрын
The scientology building bit got me hard. "Bitch you know me, I've had just as many celebs inside me as you" 😂😂
@beentheredonethat7572
@beentheredonethat7572 5 жыл бұрын
I applaud your efforts to use humor to bring light to a serious situation to light.
@SuperAdam1313
@SuperAdam1313 5 жыл бұрын
Tim wins 2019 Holloweeny costume contest hands down, now come and collect your PP touch!
@switch-no-comply778
@switch-no-comply778 5 жыл бұрын
More like Hallowcunts?
@jayneweaver8695
@jayneweaver8695 4 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh out loud!!!!
@ilias_p
@ilias_p 5 жыл бұрын
Tim is an international treasure. He should be protected by UNESCO or smthn
@tegofido
@tegofido 4 жыл бұрын
*Multidimensional
@jatudor3184
@jatudor3184 3 жыл бұрын
UNESCO was invented by Julian Huxley... another member of the elite weirdo group(s) Tim is making fun of here. Use your brain.
@jatudor3184
@jatudor3184 3 жыл бұрын
UNESCO was invented by Julian Huxley... another member of the elite weirdo group(s) Tim is making fun of here. Use your brain.
@ilias_p
@ilias_p 3 жыл бұрын
@@jatudor3184 let me introduce to my good friend.. his name is sarcasm
@TheRichardOlson
@TheRichardOlson 2 жыл бұрын
Like honestly.... after years how does this not have more views
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 5 жыл бұрын
South Park’s Eric Cartman grew up and started a UTube channel!
@LadyIarConnacht
@LadyIarConnacht 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, my God! Please watch your back Tim. This is incredible, and so needed! (but unfortunately dangerous)
@literallynobody25
@literallynobody25 5 жыл бұрын
There are actual children in there for authenticity
@AmountStax
@AmountStax 5 жыл бұрын
Epstein's temple looks good, did it go keto?
@tmoney9539
@tmoney9539 5 жыл бұрын
Trivago
@MGrant-bj1dc
@MGrant-bj1dc 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently children's souls are low calorie.
@nolongeraslave8073
@nolongeraslave8073 5 жыл бұрын
I came back for seconds. Cheers Tim, that was clever comedy.
@loz_gs
@loz_gs 5 жыл бұрын
I was ugly crying for reasons before I saw this. Tim Dillon just saved my life. I'm DYING crying. The best!
@bgw9696
@bgw9696 5 жыл бұрын
tim has to be the best up and comer in the comedy scene this last year! i love this guy
@esayascohn7019
@esayascohn7019 5 жыл бұрын
“Has anybody else’s boss also killed themselves?” Yeah mean either.... 😶😂
@kr50401
@kr50401 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I missed that!!
@Toquer88
@Toquer88 5 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillion is a god damn freight train with all the lizard people tied to the tracks! The ending was Hollywood gold.
@sq2441
@sq2441 4 жыл бұрын
He is going to fill stadiums in the future with this humor. Such a talent! Thanks Tim for sharing your creative gifts to the world.
@JohnDoe-vv3id
@JohnDoe-vv3id 3 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck I can’t believe I found somebody who is saying these things openly and wrapping it together with comedy. This is so incredible. Important comedy, but it’s actually funny and serves the purpose as comedy.
@Sandra-Le-Vett
@Sandra-Le-Vett 5 жыл бұрын
But hang on a moment, according to #ABCnews you’re just a GYM..? 🤔
@reyntime1950
@reyntime1950 5 жыл бұрын
That was even funnier than this video.
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 жыл бұрын
Sandra Le Vett Uhm.... I’m gonna set this right here.... #ABCisFakeNews
@2003mandiman
@2003mandiman 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ ummmm... think that mighta just been Santa's point! Lol
@JagoffCitizen
@JagoffCitizen 5 жыл бұрын
I'm particularly amused by the 3D doorway, when the original is just flat trompe l'oeil!
@manueltorres9847
@manueltorres9847 4 жыл бұрын
That was awesome! ITS REALLY NICE TO SEE HOW AWAKE SO MANY PEOPLE ARE BECOMING! GREAT JOB KEEP SPREADING THE TRUTH!👍👍👍
@mikemorgado7503
@mikemorgado7503 5 жыл бұрын
Oh this shit right here is what is missing from comedy ......God damn this is funny
@MurdaIncorporated
@MurdaIncorporated 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is doing the Lord’s work. God bless you Tim 🇺🇸
@goldentitan4378
@goldentitan4378 5 жыл бұрын
"He Knows!"
@gamertg9747
@gamertg9747 5 жыл бұрын
Waving at that girl 😂😂
@joannafreedom7914
@joannafreedom7914 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like she's giving him the finger.😂
@drinkmoresoda
@drinkmoresoda 5 жыл бұрын
Funny concept, great execution
@lotalota5917
@lotalota5917 5 жыл бұрын
This is important art
@katemccracking4100
@katemccracking4100 4 жыл бұрын
It would be funny if it wasn’t so incredibly, horrifically sad.
@MegaUtube99
@MegaUtube99 4 жыл бұрын
Nah its still fucking hilarious 😂
@jeremylewellen
@jeremylewellen 5 жыл бұрын
You would wreck my day if I stumbled upon you wearing that temple. I would just laugh and record you for hours. Funny shit bro.
@bo4life109
@bo4life109 3 жыл бұрын
"Bouncy castle for satanic pedophiles..." brutally funny...🤣🤣🤣
@alaskansummertime
@alaskansummertime 5 жыл бұрын
I go on living for only several reasons. My cat,spaghetti and to see what stunt Tim is gonna do next.
@andrewwhite9739
@andrewwhite9739 24 күн бұрын
I love that you're in the parking lot of the Safari Inn. That place has special meaning to me because way back in the 80's. I was an actor and this girl I met worked in casting. She got me an audition for what I was told was a non union movie for a cable channel. I'm thinking HBO. It seemed a little weird to have an audition in a motel but hey, I'm 19. Idk?? This could be my big break. I go to the Safari Inn. Theres a girl who signs me in outside on one of the rooms. Then the Director comes out a introdes himself. He looks at me and says, "Yeah. This could work. Lets try something. Follow me." He walks me into an ajoining room where there is two video cameras and lights and a bunch of girls in white robes. The set looks like a Bedroom in a college sorority. He introduced me to the crew and cast then says..."You've got the part. Why dont you go ahead and lay on the bed. These nice ladies are gonna undress you. You cool with that? Does that sound good? Look at them. All these gorgeous women...right??.....eh!? You ready have some fun?!!" 😮 The Safari Inn.... Where dreams do cum true😂❤
@Eyedbythetiger
@Eyedbythetiger 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when he is waiving to the small child next to the festive fall display.
@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605
@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605 5 жыл бұрын
These are all gold! Thanks so much Mr. Tim
@darrenyoung9737
@darrenyoung9737 5 жыл бұрын
Bravo! Very strong comedy game on display. The days of saving up all week to eat one good meal at The Griddle may be ending soon with work like this, son.
@synchro505
@synchro505 5 жыл бұрын
Those tights must have been hell...
@MeticulousTechTV
@MeticulousTechTV 5 жыл бұрын
Tim you're the best! This is hilarious 😂
@bethmortenson4685
@bethmortenson4685 3 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hysterical...until you remember how undeniably true this horrific practice and way of life is. Let's get all those sick F _ _ _ s.
@nadiasansibarra4396
@nadiasansibarra4396 3 жыл бұрын
The Costume would make a great dog house.
@zachhumphrey380
@zachhumphrey380 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, the demons are forcing themselves out in the open. Pathetic
@BawlzOfuzz
@BawlzOfuzz 5 жыл бұрын
Well that was definitely different 🤔 .... And Jeffrey Epstien didn't kill himself 🤣
@lopezklu
@lopezklu Жыл бұрын
the 1 sec clip waving to a little girl was too much😂😂😂
@sarahmccollum3694
@sarahmccollum3694 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm like a bouncy castle for Satanic pedos." Accurate af.
@lazylion420
@lazylion420 5 жыл бұрын
R2-D2 really let himself go
@jeffcardinal5434
@jeffcardinal5434 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I love you Tim!! Best video ever!! Out of work rape temple. Genius.
@bestnaunieever5223
@bestnaunieever5223 3 жыл бұрын
Ohmygosh this is hilarious. Keep up the great work out there bringing truth to the masses. I can’t wait until Scientology is out work too.
@TheB00tyWarrior
@TheB00tyWarrior Жыл бұрын
Scientology is the kind of person that burns everything down on the way out the door.
@AtamDardon
@AtamDardon 5 жыл бұрын
I love when Tim does videos like this.
@derrick_v
@derrick_v 5 жыл бұрын
God damn! The little girl giving a thumbs up back got me good. Thanks for this.
@pokerdealer2003
@pokerdealer2003 5 жыл бұрын
Should have Rusty fly the drone around you.
@suckmydickandtimetravel9162
@suckmydickandtimetravel9162 5 жыл бұрын
Do some charity at some Clinton foundation parties.
@AnnusMirabilus
@AnnusMirabilus 5 жыл бұрын
1:51 You know THAT GUY is definitely familiar with the temple
@AmericanArgonaut
@AmericanArgonaut 5 жыл бұрын
My friend your hilarious! Subscribed!
@Violet_Lotus_
@Violet_Lotus_ 5 жыл бұрын
"finally just got head shots"
@babajaiy8246
@babajaiy8246 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant. Makes the sheeple think he's just some crazy stunt character....then slips in those truth comments....love it. Master of his art.
@leejganderson7827
@leejganderson7827 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 when Tim says to the Scientology building.. Bitch.. you know who I am .. *I've had as many celebrities* *inside of me as you had* *Inside of you* LOL funny shit ..
@flyinggabriel8788
@flyinggabriel8788 5 жыл бұрын
Watch the wind doesn't blow your dome off.
@kellianneclare5960
@kellianneclare5960 4 жыл бұрын
"this is like a bouncy house for satanic pedophiles." classic. thanks for the laughs.
@thenaturalpeoplesbureau
@thenaturalpeoplesbureau 3 жыл бұрын
Haha Dillon, please go to Langley in this costume and walk around the perimeter xD pleeeeasse
@3264headtrip
@3264headtrip 4 жыл бұрын
Dude is HILARIOUS. The bit where he plays Epsteins prison guard is a SCREAM. Very intelligent, very funny and very brave.
@TopherToy
@TopherToy 5 жыл бұрын
Best costume of 2019 periot!
@nicknika490
@nicknika490 5 жыл бұрын
Clever, on point.
@albertsordi9351
@albertsordi9351 5 жыл бұрын
keep it coming ! great stuff
@michaelkl7883
@michaelkl7883 5 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious! The best comedian out.
@xxxxOS
@xxxxOS 5 жыл бұрын
Be Epsteins prison camera next. 👍
@CULTmk
@CULTmk 5 жыл бұрын
bro. do something with Sam Hyde. First time I see someone on his level.
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 5 жыл бұрын
.0001% people would know this costume which makes it the best one this year
@acb1023
@acb1023 5 жыл бұрын
Go to DC, there's plenty of work there!
@sirgregor8226
@sirgregor8226 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing ever.
@bleedlejuice
@bleedlejuice 5 жыл бұрын
My ridge wallet is so sleek that it slides right in the back pocket of my my sacrifice temple.. its sleeeek.
@benjamingentile1660
@benjamingentile1660 5 жыл бұрын
Lee Weston Hey asshole! It’s a front pocket wallet!
@bleedlejuice
@bleedlejuice 5 жыл бұрын
You fucking novice@@benjamingentile1660 anybody that knows anything knows that the front pockets of a sacrifice temple are for garrots, sanitary wipes and pizza related hankercheifs .. pfffft , rookie .
@benjamingentile1660
@benjamingentile1660 5 жыл бұрын
@@bleedlejuice hahahahaha
@DREWSLENS
@DREWSLENS 5 жыл бұрын
You are changing the game man 👊
@bidenadministrationischina5091
@bidenadministrationischina5091 3 жыл бұрын
What happens to the island now? Just abandoned?
@Cobhammar
@Cobhammar 5 жыл бұрын
Tim is top 5 right now for me. Killing it
@collin1253
@collin1253 5 жыл бұрын
This production Is perfect for your comedy in my opinion tim awesome job 🤘😎
@andrewlaco1776
@andrewlaco1776 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed, but is your pic shadow a B-17?
@davidhazel36
@davidhazel36 4 жыл бұрын
New and improved George Carlin, i love it thank you.
@blazedandconfused477
@blazedandconfused477 5 жыл бұрын
Praise Moloch, baby!
@totallynotfbi5837
@totallynotfbi5837 5 жыл бұрын
@1:35 oh my god
@spicemilktea7
@spicemilktea7 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo. I keep coming back to all your videos. Surging Thai quarantine with you 😆🤪
@suckmydickandtimetravel9162
@suckmydickandtimetravel9162 5 жыл бұрын
Try a Karaoke night, but just children's songs. Kids parties and undercut inflatable castles, I bet you can pick-up a couple gigs a week.
@Hoof1010
@Hoof1010 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody but Tim could pull this off and make it funny.
@reedbruv2638
@reedbruv2638 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao the clip of him waving to a small child !!!!
@seema.shirazi
@seema.shirazi 2 жыл бұрын
I'm literally crying from laughter at just the concept of this 🤣🙌
@jflanagan9696
@jflanagan9696 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon as Epsteins Temple waving to that little girl was hilarious.
@andrewlaco1776
@andrewlaco1776 5 жыл бұрын
No one knows what it's like to be hated, to be jaded, behind blue lines...
@muffinspuffinsEE
@muffinspuffinsEE 4 жыл бұрын
So well done!
@lestermitchell4368
@lestermitchell4368 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear about your job situation there bud
@KristiLEvans1
@KristiLEvans1 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, Hillary.
@al3xx3991
@al3xx3991 5 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is GOLD 😂
@willgold9989
@willgold9989 3 жыл бұрын
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
@ImNotJust
@ImNotJust 3 жыл бұрын
Only Tim Dillon would think to do shit like this.
@redsox3906
@redsox3906 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant way to spread some knowledge
@nolongeraslave8073
@nolongeraslave8073 5 жыл бұрын
DAM, I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
@SeveredLegs
@SeveredLegs 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I love Tim. He's out there doing REGULAR fucking comedy!
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