Keep My Name Out Of Your Mouth

[@zachkieri1185]

“This is not a podcast anymore, I am talking directly to you” , a phrase that could be both a dream and a nightmare

[@thatgreenslime9517]

Just watched Chappelle's new special and you have no idea

[@spliffcliffdiff]

She doing fake business, Kathleen's a real Dillon

[@matthewhorizon6050]

Goin ultra hard w the FB

[@mesouth8038]

Lmfao! I thought that exact thing.

[@nagsterthegangster]

Tim got the fake business idea FROM HER! XD

[@MrJackal43]

I luv the fake biz bit! Awesome! Because it’s real!

[@Gazz-BaaZnitch]

Fake business runs in the family . Lol. I didnt know there were mugs

[@Tony-Gunk]

aunt kathleen been real quiet since this video dropped

[@TheMasterTelevision]

Aunt Kathleen's on fake suicide watch after faking an OD

[@funkk]

@@TheMasterTelevision Someone gotta send a fake ambulance!

[@levelwithz3779]

*Tony Gunk. The Gunkster. Impractical Jokers reference or your real name?*

[@receivegreatest6802]

OMG LMFAO

[@dirtydingo250]

Actually she sued him for defamation

[@cassiloca]

"how are you gonna bump into me bitch, I don't live in your kitchen" LMFAO

[@jeanakatherine9369]

I’m dead

[@LimorG]

"I'm in Malibu, ho!"

[@moegreene7940]

I’m in malibu, hoe! Lol

[@jamey2326]

IM IN MALIBU HOE

[@bfantaye]

6:55

[@extremelygay3770]

Tim Dillon: I hate talking about family drama Tim Dillon: *accuses his aunt of being a pedophile drug addict for ten minutes*

[@alexanderkareh6832]

And a potentially closeted lesbian

[@poinendev2932]

Sometimes a bitch gotta get told

[@ig1243]

That’s the joke, bud

[@clashtwo5066]

Hoes gotta be told sometimes

[@theclamhammer4447]

“Probably”

[@mattallred]

"I have a family, it's Joe Rogan and Candace Owens..." lmfao

[@DekkarJr]

I wish they were my family hahaha

[@withnail-and-i]

Can't believe he did Lil Xan like that

[@puffball4484]

Accept we all know Alex Jones is his father

[@wordssmit6667]

@@puffball4484 nahh Alex is more of a big brother or uncle. It’s obvious Joe is his father because he always brings up him up the way a step kid would his step dad ALEX IS THE CRAZY UNCLE 😏

[@redacted5035]

MY MOTHER AND FATHER

[@lewisblank9475]

How My mother is in an asylum and you have escaped it is beyond me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@romanmarshall602]

To be fair his mother is in one too

[@richardl9242]

@@romanmarshall602 Ahem... I believe that might have been the joke good sir.

[@romanmarshall602]

@@richardl9242I see, I didn't realise he was quoting the video because he did not include any quotation marks. Funny thay

[@lewisblank9475]

I’ve had to come back because this it just too good

[@raymondjames57]

Yes, This was what I was hoping to find.

[@brooksysdead]

" hell hath no fury like a gay man scorned" -someone

[@CallousCarter]

This really is the gayest Tim has ever been.

[@milkcatdog394]

@@CallousCarter if that’s so he’s still straight passing lol

[@limabeats2389]

Tim is the best gay

[@P_steez]

I read that in the Bible one time I think

[@angru_arches]

Umh, I think it was Dave Chappelle

[@mysharona9097]

For the people still doubting whether Tim is gay, this ice-cold clap-back should be proof enough 😂

[@jjcoola998]

Lol, was just thinking this

[@redauerbach516]

“I’m in malibu, hoe” 😂😂😂😂

[@SophiaNormantas.]

😂😂😂😂😂🎯

[@jakem8504]

Yea this is the first time I’ve went “his gayness is showing”

[@jakefromstatefarm4771]

I honestly dont see how that is considered gay. Could you explain?

[@scaretactictales5895]

“This isn’t even a podcast anymore, I’m talking directly to you.” My favorite part

[@timewatch5]

HE SNAPPED. rip his aunt

[@longjohnston1363]

If she wasn't a drug addict before she sure as hell is now

[@mrtambourineman6107]

Bit harsh!

[@domja9389]

@@mrtambourineman6107 He apologized 9:06

[@kkandola9072]

@@longjohnston1363 🤣🤣

[@bolu7648]

I'm from NY, this is real NY shit

[@DH-ij9pe]

One of the most epic rants ever.

[@johnmacy3607]

its right up there with the Bill Burr Philly rant in my opinion and thats high praise. Hilarious

[@ophiophagushannah1573]

@@johnmacy3607 at least this one wasn’t recorded with a potato

[@taiyoctopus2958]

It's a fucking work of art it is. XD

[@mercharris5266]

This was my first exposure to Tim’s show and I’ve been watching almost daily for months now lol

[@mythicalmining7999]

lmaoooo "you'd be rosemary kennedy"

[@jg2408]

"Okay? Pedophile drug addict...." Gets me every time

[@Lukemooredrums]

for the first time I could imagine Tim actually being gay due to how bitchy he is in this. That line gets me too. Comedic gold.

[@steveethier5176]

It was 'I'm in Malibu, Ho!' for me...

[@SisterJanet]

Aunt pretends to be lawyer. "Fake business" must run in the family.... 😂

[@ShwetaStablein]

This is my favorite video and it helps me feel better about my adoptive family leaving me. I treat this as a direct message to me, and it keeps me humble and away from bad behaviors. Thank you for helping me come to terms with reality.

[@ShwetaStablein]

I really appreciate who liked this. I’m mourning the death of adopted dad who didn’t speak to me for the last 4 years of his life, and I’m thankful for him that that is what happened.

[@JoeCamel.]

The most ruthless while simultaneously being hysterically funny.

[@guuumby_1468]

It’s a fucking masterpiece

[@whitexchina]

😂 Note to self: Never say anything bad about Tim Dillon.

[@gmarie3053]

My 3rd watch 😂

[@Derek_Keenan]

@Shadow Of Wiggin Jeff Ross?

[@vinny5638]

@@Derek_Keenan yeah that Joe Ross guy

[@ashtonj8082]

its a real knife fight in Tims family

[@FunkyBooNutz]

Hahahaha

[@MrEazyE357]

Lmao!!!

[@nagsterthegangster]

Fuck man, life in the big city...

[@unc9106]

It’s a real knife fight out here

[@ellenbro1852]

I listen to this every time someone does something shitty to me, and it makes me feel better.

[@dozzrecord6101]

"This is the fake business mug" I almost choked to death.

[@evangelionl0vr857]

My absolute favorite part. I finally broke and started laughing out loud at that transition.

[@KidSillyFresh]

As a guy from an Irish Catholic family that grew up on Long Island who happens to have an aunt Kathleen that's a total nut bar.......too relatable, Tim.

[@MrSharky334]

I feel that. Irish Catholic from the midwest with a coked out kleptomaniac BPD aunt here lol, there's one in every family

[@theteacher3160]

Also raised Irish Catholic. Totally relatable.

[@sq2441]

Likewise here in Seattle ditto , Kathleen = mo problems and drama

[@npatt6362]

We all have one.

[@bradsully6620]

Yep, Pittsburgh Irish catholic here. Too normal.

[@tylerrolandmorris]

The pandemic is affecting everyone differently

[@sxhmidog]

Brilliant.

[@kmking5600]

😁

[@alexmurphy5289]

Perfect use of “affecting” as well

[@Scottieb1031]

😂

[@edvfya9922]

"KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!" "NOBODY WANTS YOU NEAR THEIR FAMILYYYY!" This entire rant is brutality incarnate. 😂

[@Audiofatuation]

Those are my fav

[@Hardrive2677]

“Are you honoring his days as a carpenter?” 😂😂😂😂💀

[@CashanovaXTREME]

Imagine a doctor calling you out and saying “she didn’t have any drugs in her system, she pretended to be unconscious so it would seem dramatic. Nothings wrong with her.” Absolutely brutal, lol.

[@Seawitch555]

it happens more than you think, embarrassing is right lmao

[@JohnSmith-yd5wq]

Right because that's something normal people do.

[@deankruse2891]

Fantastic! FANTASTIC

[@WorthlessClips]

The doctor didnt say 90% of that... tim said the doctor said there was no drugs in her system, that's it. The rest tim said

[@john.jai.sullivan]

@daddychill7442😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ClintByrne]

I died listening to this. You should sell cameos where you just do this to people's families

[@proptosis2682]

Hilarious

[@FunkyBooNutz]

God this would be amazing lol

[@jcd780]

The one person I'd pay to do a cameo lol

[@amackemspeaks2284]

omg this is hilarious!!!!!!

[@rhrabar0004]

I'd pay 150

[@traviss9059]

Everyone has a Kathleen in their life that they wish they could go Tim Dillon on.

[@ftmyersboi1]

An aunt Kathleen or an uncle Steve. 😆

[@TheChuckFina]

So true

[@sta292]

I honestly don't, but I wish I did now.

[@mikemartins3297]

He could actually be sued for defamation and slander 💯 I mean the rant was funny but she could take legal action against him and use this video against her , calling her a thief, pedophile ect. This went hard🤔 this rant was so emotionally charged. Then again he’s right why would she neg him like that to cause this ⁉️🤷🏻‍♂️ she’s his family and could’ve texted him directly 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@tripletmama2657]

@@ftmyersboi1 weird uncle Steve that the young girls aren’t supposed to sit next to .

[@Maso999]

this will always be my favorite rant by far

[@Legal_Sweetie333]

Every line is a work of art 🎭

[@IcdCff-db5wu]

“I’m in Malibu Ho” lol

[@jeremybirns]

That was my favorite line

[@madelynbarhorst]

The gayest thing he’s ever said 😂

[@chelsea1up]

I'm setting this whole thing as my morning alarm

[@Lukemooredrums]

Hahahaha I would actually do that if I could

[@MsDinoGal]

LOLOL

[@michelebergman4336]

Brilliant idea hahahaha

[@callisto537]

How would you do that?

[@Lukemooredrums]

@@callisto537 by kidnapping Kathleen and making her recite the podcast start to finish (from Tim’s perspective) every morning at a time you previously locked in.

[@Homerj1117]

Kathleen has had it coming for years... ever since that group text where she asked people to do dishes before a family party. You are doing God's work my friend.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

I remember that episode 😂 funny to know that was Kathleen

[@The-nz8ui]

I just discovered Tim Dillon recently lmaooo. Do you remember which video that was?

[@ndGoodNite]

Eeww before a party?!

[@ndGoodNite]

Eeww before a party?!

[@martinpedersen2650]

Before 😂

[@otherfoxotherfox9339]

When people rant, they usually just come across as pissed off, but some can create art with their rage and frustration. This is a fine form of artistic expression. I thank you Tim Dillon for making me laugh.

[@spliffcliffdiff]

The spirit of tim dillons success is revenge. His voice is that of payback, and no one is off limits. Great stuff, we've all got a bit of him in us.

[@michaeloneill1805]

I wish Tim would just tell us how he really feels

[@georgesotiriou7051]

Right. Why hold back?

[@user-fw8wt4qo3o]

“You bum bitch” “You clown bitch” I absolutely love it

[@ghostnotes7750]

Tim is the best ranter ever. He shredded me at one of his standup shows in Tampa and I enjoyed every second of it LOL

[@nickcanon]

were you being obnoxious?

[@BillyMillion]

What were you doing to get shredded, were you annoying everybody?

[@fruitgum9619]

Hey guys, not you shredding them too 😂 who knows, he could've been making fun of his appearance for all we know

[@phokit3459]

@@BillyMillion He probably didn’t do anything. Sometimes comedians pick people out for a good natured ribbing in an attempt to work the crowd.

[@TM-wc7lj]

@@phokit3459 duh

[@gcannonp4016]

The way he says “I’m in Malibu, Ho” shows how you never go at a high octane comedian like TD

[@reservoirdude92]

Literally one of the most hilarious things I've heard from anyone 🤣

[@ImDaveMatthews]

I watch this clip more often than I should. The slight smirk Tim gives at 4:58 looks like years of pent up animosity being lifted off his shoulders in an instant and it’s incredible every time

[@lordmaster9007]

Astute observation

[@SwitchSilver]

“I’m not going to bump into you, bitch. I don’t live in your kitchen!” This is the best thing I have ever heard.

[@canadianturtle7240]

Should we start calling Karens "Kathleens" now? In honor of his dead grandpa

[@white6delta]

For the legacy

[@AmbientSounds205]

We have no cats Kathleen MEOW MEOW PURR - Purr cat cafe

[@nikkijordan6042]

I think we should

[@iMichael432]

I Too say "for the legacy"

[@whitexchina]

Sounds much better!

[@puffball4484]

Tim's family is the embodiment of American modernity

[@mathewlegrange5880]

The embodiment of the American right wing. Judgemental of everyone yet unable to acknowledge their own shortcomings.

[@mathewlegrange5880]

@Jake I agree. But Tim literally said his aunt was a Trump supporter and watched Fox, so she definitely is an embodiment of her side. Agree?

[@cryptocaesar8972]

@@mathewlegrange5880 bruh you’re saying this in response to a video from a comedian who many leftists have hated on for his style of comedy, Lol. No his aunt is not the embodiment of her side she is just that type of person which both sides have.

[@NotThatKindaKaren]

@@mathewlegrange5880 Oh. stop.... no matter what so called side you're on, it doesn't matter, crazy is as crazy does.... and each side has their crazies.

[@NotThatKindaKaren]

@@cryptocaesar8972 I am an ex Bernie supporter, because he pushed for Biden.... I love Tim Dillon. He is super funny. I love dark humor.

[@buddyroach]

never go after someone close to you who has this much dirt on you and a podcast.

[@desireelontine4311]

My humor is so dark, that when I have a bad day I come to this video for a good laugh 😂 can’t believe it’s already been 2 years 😂

[@1997austintodd]

I like how Tim went hard for like 5 minutes straight and then paused to plug is fake business mug, that I immediately bought, then went right back at it XD

[@nq6508]

I didn't even realize he went on for 5 minutes lol. The rant was so good.

[@alexanderkareh6832]

That shit sent me over the top

[@5dollarshake263]

Jesus christ, this is the type of roast that will have his aunt looking at herself in the mirror in a completely different way then she ever has before.

[@wordssmit6667]

I doubt she listened to the whole thing

[@andreapogran3848]

That would take self reflection which she definitely is unable to do and that’s why her life turned to shit.

[@juliangrant9718]

Nah, I got family members like this, maybe even worse. No amount of ridicule will enlighten them. They will only delude themselves into thinking they're somehow justified.

[@alzero3400]

Sad but true.(above comments).

[@iamanidiotbut5523]

Or suicide or drugs

[@sagjagegahg]

I pray that tim never takes the high ground 😂

[@treyellis3]

Amen

[@games68775]

This video is a perfect way to start every morning

[@TheSeveredTongues]

No lie, this is the first video i play right when i wake up on the days that i work. The seething disgust that emanates from tim somehow prepares me to go to work with a smile on my face. Bless your heart

[@TheMasterTelevision]

Kathleen gets a text moments before this podcast drops from Tim reading "Should've kept your mouth shut".

[@cashel5232]

LMFAO

[@jhart1127]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

[@profk3742]

Tim?! She's a fake lawyer!? That's just fake business buddy

[@cius2112]

fake business rival.

[@matthewhorizon6050]

Tim can dish it out, but cant take fake business nemesis'

[@muttlee9195]

Like Kim kardhardassian

[@Laura-fv1oe1]

I loved this so much. I used to be the degenerate, resentful, unemployed, alcoholic of my family. Listening to this rant made me feel so much pride that I got my shit together and it doesn't apply to me anymore

[@skyler20itodi69]

That’s awesome, Eva.

[@bn2870]

@@djdoggynutellanutsack6766 not nice.

[@Bixnood69]

@@djdoggynutellanutsack6766 how?

[@matturner6890]

@Eva so awesome that you pulled out of that, it's incredibly difficult.

[@Laura-fv1oe1]

@@matturner6890 thanks so much! ❤

[@LtSaynt]

I saw this when it came out and I've watched it ever couple of months since. Only Bill Burr's Philly rant can contend with this. This is an amazing chew out. I'm still in awe.

[@Leonidas5032]

This is my favorite "rant" EVER by Tim.... I have to rewatch this clip every so often because it is SO fu@$ing great!!! Absolute GOLD 🥇

[@milkcatdog394]

I can’t stop listening to this clip. I’m living vicariously

[@smussiejollett3193]

I personally think we were in a better place when all crazy middle class aunts could fake ODs and get rides in ambulances just for the display

[@brandonglassock148]

Ahhhh... Much simpler times😔

[@mgal6234]

I miss those days. 🙁

[@dickbiggerjr3613]

I mean she literally went the extra mile and the gesture was lost on her nephew.

[@smussiejollett3193]

@@dickbiggerjr3613 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-tu2dr3ny6x]

@@dickbiggerjr3613 The fake business is too high level for even Tim to comprehend. Kathleen's a grandmaster...

[@blablablaa14]

I love that Tim decided to use his platform to just attack his aunt. I would love to have that power in my family

[@joereilly8890]

As a native long Islander I like to imagine Tim’s aunt is actually one of the many Long Island woman I know that fit her description perfectly

[@MontTheBeatMaker]

This is every reason why I love Tim. This rant is legendary

[@MityaBerg]

Are we gonna see frenemies with Kathleen and Tim?

[@mattberg6816]

I was hoping they would go on that Gary Busey court show

[@MityaBerg]

@@mattberg6816 so many ways to promote fake family business)

[@mattberg6816]

@@MityaBerg 😂

[@brandonglassock148]

Tim's grandfather made his own legacy. And Tim is creating his own legacy.

[@taipaleenmakips]

From time to time, I revisit this gem of a video.

[@Audiofatuation]

As do I

[@thomasjdm7388]

This is one of my "go to" rants when im drunk- such as now. Epic and hilarious

[@cobrakaineverdies4589]

😂😂😂😂

[@ajphilbrick588]

Tim Dillon is just brilliant criminally underrated stand up

[@shakur9567]

he's not bad sitting down either

[@barstoolandrew1421]

When Tim gets Ben rolling it makes me laugh even more

[@carpathianhermit7228]

Aunt Kathleen's existence is spitting in the face of the Dillon Patriarch's legacy

[@shadena276]

“i’m in malibu ho” -Tim “the great and powerful roaster” Dillon

[@jonvia]

There's something about relatives that think they can just be the rudest sack of garbage to other family members. No you cant be rude and get away with it just bc you're relatives. Reminds me of my brother.

[@brigittemr3005]

I’m here for this Long Island trash!!! 👏

[@pearlhappyhour]

😂😂

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Best kind of trash 🤣

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Where's the money Kathleeeeeen? Did ya *take* it?!

[@JeffSmith-mx7xn]

I almost never comment on videos, but this is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time and I have to give my thanks. Tim blasting off on Kathleen absolutely made my night!

[@TheOnlyFlightNikes]

I listen to this once a week to remind me that family is never forever!

[@peter81083]

"Its the wrong day Kathleen , I'm the wrong one" Dude, I Fn love you calling out your family for their hypocrisy.

[@jamesgarland9210]

Kathleen needs to film a response video asap. Otherwise she’s done .

[@samsungtelevision695]

How amazing would that be? I wish 4chan detectives could get me a pic of this woman to go with the story

[@kysRN_]

Kathleen got absolutely COOKED. Jesus Christ, Tim.

[@pearlhappyhour]

😂😂😂

[@whitexchina]

This wasn't even a roast anymore, it was a burial.

[@Themissinformer]

@Gavin Newsom Give it a rest, Kathleen. You lost.

[@daviddelamora7695]

@@Themissinformer 🤓🙃

[@longjohnston1363]

@Gavin Newsom this is one of the many reasons Tim has an audience. Na man, he plateaued.

[@rmschad5234]

I wanted to turn it off, but I couldn't.

[@Jbabyfrmthetowns]

🤣🤣

[@bn2870]

This is better than the Bill Burr Philly roast.😂

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

bill would be proud of this

[@joelspaulding5964]

Not quite.

[@helloeverybody6301]

I watched this clip 100 of times! I love it.

[@Noel_Eriksson]

Right? Gotta come back once a month, lol.

[@fullparranrlgames3758]

Kathleen: "TIM DILLON JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUTTA ME"!!!

[@rsat477]

Tim your family reminds me so much of my south side irish family in Chicago. God bless you

[@HelenSimms16]

This rant lulled me to sleep thank you Tim your voice makes me feel safe

[@IHATEJEREMYMOCK]

You are my spirit animal Tim.

[@StupiderWithAB]

I like the silliness of this almost as much as i like my silly and stupid videos.

[@rctecopyright]

Semen swine is your spirit animal? Savage

[@IHATEJEREMYMOCK]

@@rctecopyright My heart wants what it wants... I only hope that yours wants to swandive into a woodchipper with your first born as atonement for your lack of humor. Get it now?

[@rctecopyright]

@@IHATEJEREMYMOCK Nah, my heart as of this moments wants nothing like that but maybe someday... I'm glad your heart is getting what it needs my Jizz Jezebel friend.

[@THEJAM-EATERS]

This is one of my favourite videos of all time!

[@michaelv2495]

OMG dude 100% new fan, one of the most epic family hypocrite takedowns I’ve ever heard. Relatable and yet just savage. Saw some clips on Rogan and thought man...this dude’s pretty quick and just a natural. Tim this is Bill Burr levels of rant, your a total natural at making awful reality hilarious. Subscribing to everything from you!

[@footballaustin55]

LMAO KATHLEEN got roasted

[@StupiderWithAB]

If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. 🤔

[@edisinmedicine5512]

“I don’t bring family drama on the show” then proceeds to eviscerate his aunt lmaoo

[@tracywilliams6051]

Only watched a couple of his vids... maybe I'm mistaken, but I think he was ragging on family then, too. She's terrible, bet he's ok, right...

[@whom.d2549]

@@tracywilliams6051 i dont know what you’re getting at but i just find it funny how he went on a rant about his family drama on his own platform which reaches quite a bit of people. I mean did he really have to? It just comes out as pathetic in my opinion.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@@whom.d2549 it's probably all fake and if you don't like that Then you don't like his style of Comedy so you should probably go find someone else to listen to have a good day

[@zzzzzz-ti2rv]

@@whom.d2549 it was down low. Anyone who fakes a suicide attempt clearly has deep emotional issues and reaching out for help or something. Not something I'd air out. Or her drug problems. You wrote "cum pig" on yourself and posted it on the internet and expecting people to be disgusted, well your aunt got disgusted lol, I mean it is kinda disgusting on purpose so.... Tim is kind of a tool tbh.

[@s1xshots602]

thats the joke

[@owen730]

One of the greatest roasts of all time, to this day 😂

[@xuxon24]

A Dillon family reunion has to be extremely hilarious.

[@dylanrepetto2447]

I come back to the video every few months to laugh my ass off lmao thank u Tim !!

[@henry-qg5kn]

I watch this while I work out to get pumped

[@ricomakeda]

This is the perfect template for going off on my mother in law when the times comes. And it’s coming. I literally just have to switch out the names.

[@coreyjma]

Good for you man. Even family isnt impervious from catching these metaphorical “hands”

[@StudioMod]

I pretended he was talking about my sister and enjoyed this profusely.

[@kimbonice]

I come back to this video several times a year in-order to pay respect to the legend

[@MerculiarchSyn]

Omg this is one of the most brutally honest/funny thing I’ve ever heard. Piece of advice people: wouldn’t recommend pissing Tim off lol

[@ahmedj1254]

Funniest segments of any form of entertainment I have ever seen.

[@sithic2241]

It’s the wrong day, Cathleen. I’m the wrong one, you know that.

[@NeoakiraIV]

I always come back to this rant to motivate myself for thanksgiving

[@legalassistant8110]

this popped up on my feed again, and it truly never gets old. I LOVE YOU TIM

[@artofsam]

This rant was surprisingly reassuring to me that for all the issues I've had with family never could anything this insane come out of my mouth, jesus that was intense enough to listen to as a bystander never mind being on the receiving end of 😂

[@rhysellis2561]

“How you gonna bump into me bitch I don’t live in your kitchen” funniest shit I’ve ever heard