157 - Cancel Your Family

[@BeRoyal37]

Tim was on fire during the porch era

[@tftreplay]

not the same without the porch

[@SHACOBES123]

He needs to move back to L.A. I feel like he has lost a little bit of his zeal for the show since he moved to Austin. Maybe it's just me

[@tftreplay]

@@SHACOBES123 yeah, he's gotta accept he's an LA guy

[@ryanjones1902]

@@SHACOBES123 he is moving back soon

[@jakw97]

@@SHACOBES123 Nice to hear more people think he was better in different "eras". I like what he does now aswell but he had another type of energy when he had not made it yet. Great pod btw

[@coloradomotion1836]

The porch era is untouchable. We need a “best of the porch” episode.

[@trentjung8035]

Nothin but facts

[@matthewlivingston3568]

Would be at least a 4 hour straight pod of porch gold. It’s needs to happen

[@owenhunt]

This whole podcast itself was flawless

[@jishnubasavaraju8038]

Its undoubtedly bomb disney world, I think. Feral is close second

[@coloradomotion1836]

@@jishnubasavaraju8038 when he talks about Disney World before his parents divorced was pure genius.

[@resiktd1944]

Screaming into a microphone on a porch does it for me.

[@scottp.548]

Alone in a closet might be better.

[@jealouslosers1471]

And the neighbors must luv it

[@mika274]

Sleeping on the bed and screaming into a microphone also works for me

[@DannySullivanMusic]

for sure. totally, totally correct man

[@isaactuuri6488]

porch

[@Adoogna]

You can listen to any episode and it ages wonderfully.

[@Impeach_the_queen]

So true😂

[@DannySullivanMusic]

totally. totally true!!

[@isaactuuri6488]

wonder

[@kr50401]

here in the immediate post-ben era, and your words are evergreen. should be etched in stone ❤

[@ambassador8524]

Agree, I can listen to H.Stern and it’s the same feeling. Timeless.

[@ambassador8524]

This is when Tim was Hungry and it’s next level.

[@Matanumi]

It was next level for sure

[@JetUpKoala]

What’s the time frame of these next level episodes?

[@CatnamedMittens]

​@@JetUpKoalathe porch era

[@anthonyorlowski8268]

He dosent look hungry lol

[@rockinrandy4428]

Tim has never stopped being hungry and never will be. Of I mean appetite wise

[@lostinthewoods8032]

I needed this tonight. Stay on that porch.

[@isaactuuri6488]

stay

[@William2Firearms]

stay

[@BIGPROWLER]

i like the porch cuz i know the neighbors hear it

[@buschtrout1499]

It would be so cool to be neighbors with this guy. I’d tune in from the comfort of the darkest part of my lawn.

[@Molloy1951]

Da Best! 😂

[@Winn-Daniel]

That's appropriation theft.

[@horrifyinggelatinousblob]

I actually listen to the Sunday podcast on my porch while I eat breakfast and enjoy it. It’s like I’m there. Because my life has no joy.

[@nickcitron2369]

Your life having no joy is my joy 😋

[@saraforney3940]

Heroin is joyful you might wanna look into it

[@nickcitron2369]

@@saraforney3940 drugs are bad....mmmk 😋

[@jealouslosers1471]

No with covid does your life have joy??

[@jealouslosers1471]

@@saraforney3940 lol.. Do u love life??

[@brandenohara4099]

I think people love the porch because it's immersive.

[@SlipperyMooseCakes]

It’s provocative. It gets the people going

[@parkergauthier5238]

It actually happens to be the transcendental amalgamation of a multitude of perceptions that happen to all collide at a particular unifying point

[@adamgardener8624]

I like the palm trees

[@buschtrout1499]

@@adamgardener8624 me too

[@dakneezbeez8844]

@@parkergauthier5238 what did u just say to me

[@dominiciervasi1176]

Most underrated podcast ever

[@talon6890]

It's a nice porch, stay on the porch!

[@joshlockie9285]

Tim truly taps into a comedy flow state talking about the zeitgeist of our reality. It’s a beautiful thing.

[@nickcitron2369]

Beautifully said, it's wonderful

[@isaactuuri6488]

truly

[@Enkaybee]

Revisiting this one. Cancelling family was genuinely some of the best advice ever given. You do not have to participate in anything if you don't want to.

[@brianlewis1372]

The porch is amazing and this podcast is oddly changing my life...

[@nickcitron2369]

Right?!! Thats what I'm thinkin'. Good for us

[@nix3001]

I’m late to the party but I agree

[@CRoy-qu7ib]

for the worst you mean

[@evanf2964]

The porch era is unmatched

[@Stuffuniverse-]

The energy that lays here , dormant until clicked on and unleashed into the mortal realms.

[@cecilyt006]

In retrospect, canceling the fam was one of the best decisions I ever made.

[@fuckyoutube2326]

Leave the pedo drug addicts behind and get that sweet porch after you start that fake business you’ve always wanted. This is the way.

[@isaiahm2044]

I didnt take it seriously now im doing it 3 years later

[@DannySullivanMusic]

indeed. utterly right!

[@LightBeing369]

3yrs in to the cancelling and loving the peace & quiet✌😄

[@isaactuuri6488]

made

[@phillipmele4448]

“…I believe in lizard death cults… I’m a centrist…” I missed the next five minutes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 God Damn it!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielluna7648]

Almost 3 years later and the studio question has now turned into a running bit that I'm not sure will ever end.

[@ouyoungbae]

Tim is absolutely on fire

[@camillamaria3]

Tim Dillon is the only comedian who can make me belly laugh these days. 🤣🤣🤣

[@tonypino5415]

Check out Bad Friends podcast with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. It's a little bit sillier but hilarious.

[@christopherpratt9234]

I could listen to Tim rant from now until the end of time... His stuff is hypnotizing...

[@masterleatel]

When tim was joking about lighting boomers on fire I laughed so hard I nearly passed out. Never happened to me before

[@FearOfGod444]

I don't think he was joking

[@cointelpromusic6375]

54:00 "Im a demon from hell sent here to destroy and then rebuild, I'm part of a cycle."

[@tonypino5415]

He's got a great point. Once you get sober things don't immediately get better. That's when things get hard. There's a lot of residual trauma sometimes that needs to be mended if you ever want to feel whole again.

[@Wot50202]

Preach it dude. I’m still at the trying to figure out how to have fun with other people stage. You need to up end your entire social circle

[@portlandgoose4727]

Lol @ the fact that literally everyone said stay on the porch, so Tim said "you know what? fuck this porch" Very Tim of Tim to do that

[@prophetoverprofit]

I’m a porcher. Fully support porching

[@nickcitron2369]

Porch, ya, me porcher too

[@johnnydubz3296]

I love this podcast because it reminds me of how my ex wife used to yell at me and tell me im worthless

[@lc1102]

Omg lmfao

[@isaactuuri6488]

ex wife

[@show_me_your_kitties]

Well.. was she wrong?

[@snowfrosty1]

@@show_me_your_kitties yikes, victim blaming much?

[@jessickalush3305]

​@@snowfrosty1 It was just a question

[@kingmagnusmusic]

Bring back the porch. Get a house with a balcony or porch and let’s go! 🎉

[@IM-rn7ik]

He’s right, a lot of the time they don’t want you to succeed or do better. If you’re a failure they’re happy because they can only relate to that.

[@skvllfvkk8601]

Stay on the porch! I specifically like when it’s sunset or night time as well. Adds to the ambiance. Good vibes.

[@FlyhighLittleDrone]

Tim Dillon Is the voice of our generation

[@nerdcity]

Kindness is delicious.

[@ShreeNation]

Only ass is delicious.

[@RiskyBRiskyB]

So is salt

[@malignantjewmor8436]

pls make video mr. city

[@davidr6563]

Is it keto?

[@tonypino5415]

I just started following that clown to hear more gems of wisdom.

[@AubsM55]

I love the porch. I love you. I love Devan and I love Ben's laugh. This podcast is what I've needed. Thank you all. :)

[@russsperry]

Stay on the porch. Maybe get an outdoor "Tim Dillon is Going to Hell" neon sign or something if your worried about the perception of success.

[@goldencheese7247]

What an awesomene idea!

[@giorgospapaioannou6665]

Prophet!!!!

[@hawaiian_hugo_stiglitz7583]

Nothing says success like a neon sign

[@maxmeeks9910]

Tim's rant on long island being filled with terrible people and deserving bad things ahead came true.

[@JojenStark]

The porch has the right vibe. This podcast is perfect.

[@primetimejabroni903]

2024 and I’m cancelling my family

[@adamvoss4402]

How’d they take 😂…? Oh that’s right who cares

[@sirg-had8821]

Most of mine are dead

[@jarodjohnson1605]

Shoulda never left the porch Tim. Studio world ate you up

[@vaughncollins1386]

I think he already ate the studio.

[@computerblue1271]

"Everyone has a studio." All the more reason to not get a studio.

[@aemaeth.2238]

You guys are great on the porch. The porch is great. You should stay on the porch

[@TheEpikak]

I think this might be the best TD episode ever. It is simply timeless. Every line is somehow spontaneous but mannered in a consistent way.

[@RamiroEloy1997]

I love the porch. You should also go to other porches in other episodes.

[@edidiongedemeka2096]

This was a splendid idea

[@username69420h]

Bring back the porch! I know you have a different porch now but the outdoor episodes have the best feeling.

[@taylorsnider5809]

It took me all to long to find out about the glorious dillon. I've been on like a 5 month fucking binge and my humor is becoming offensive to literally everyone. Not recommended .

[@pearlgirl5643]

Relatable - This makes my sick fuck Long Island Boomer destroyed blackened heart so happy😂🖤

[@LordFindecano]

See, my humor was already fucked, so for me it was just finding a comedian that at last, I find genuinely funny.

[@samurai4950]

same dude

[@benrosenthal5275]

Haha this is incredibly true. My friends are now offended by my humor. Life goal complete

[@Zet007ify]

@Taylor Snider *too

[@sealevelbear]

It is always impressive how on everything Tim says is.

[@WitzyZed]

I like the porch, it makes me feel like I’m willing to be outdoors.

[@xelence420]

This better help ad is legendary. Absolutely savage.

[@metalkillsbunnys]

Devin you got my support. Porch gang.

[@greenbeltglass]

The porch reminds me you're in LA. Looks legit. A neon sign would set it off.

[@nickcitron2369]

Ooh neon sign, yeah, totally needs dat shit!!!

[@drewblood3530]

damnit he got a neon sign

[@Riomojo]

Watching this a year later and still so happy

[@KSChris-vi5mg]

I can TOTALLY and COMPLETELY validate Tim's eloquent description of the sociopathologic group known as the boomers from my unfortunate personal experiences. I'm 10 years older than my boomer siblings and parents. It had been nothing less than a nightmare until I turned 50 y/o and exiled myself from them forever. It's been the best decision of my life. I can attest Tim's rant how self- centered, materialistic, and jealous these people can be. Ignored and dismissed, my best interests were never considered by these people, to the contrary. The more I suffered the better they felt. Just like Tim says! Tim I appreciate you so much for bringing this to light!

[@1594615]

Tim’s saying “you don’t deserve it” to a world of bitter boomers and self-righteous twats who think they’re owed something. That’s the hard truth we need to hear. Thanks Tim.

[@nickhanson3871]

There's nothing better than a podcast from a porch!!

[@URAWESOME94]

Thank god another episode! The withdrawal was getting too damn high

[@fromthebasement918]

Devan is so withheld and calm it’s crazy to see him in hate watch now being the character he is

[@somesandman8328]

Its funny how Devon had to hold a microphone for 1 1/2 hrs of the show; earned my respect.

[@highg5088]

Tim is the official King of Los Angeles

[@tonypino5415]

Aged like milk haha.

[@zyern2822]

@@tonypino5415 how

[@nWofan4ever]

The better health ad read is hands down the best podcast ad read I've ever seen

[@Estado_Alterado]

I love how it just gets darker, good job there nature

[@HoboJIm117]

The porch is a beautiful backdrop. Devon is a good co-host. Keep it up Tim

[@jacobcooper1323]

I first heard this at the beginning of the shut down, followed his directives, and am happier than I ever have been

[@KomradKrome]

Stay on the damn porch, Tim. Love you buddy.

[@badm0t0rf1nger]

Porch is great. Being able to record a podcast outside in LA without worry of loud interruptions is surely a blessing?! ;)

[@danielseliger1123]

Great stuff! Really enjoying the relentless porch shows. Love them, keep it up.

[@clayw8884]

23:20 I love how Tim thinks that an item which literally translates to “little fatty” is healthy. Honestly I respect it

[@Kowalaman72]

porch. it is very different. love you big bro tim.

[@yosefmintzer3978]

only 6 minutes in, and i have laughed out loud so hard, so many times already.

[@proddreamatnight]

"I'm a rn, and I don't mean registered nurse" god dammit LMFAO

[@F_And]

The fact that very little changed from these episodes is amazing

[@alexclark3561]

He’s so spot on it’s astounding

[@bizarre888]

I love how Tim absolutely shits on his betterhelp sponser

[@loz_gs]

I would like to agree with most of the comments here. The porch stays! The sunsets are beyond beautiful. Just like Tim's comedy.

[@nesne2167]

The porch is great. Everybody has a studio.

[@OddManGraham]

I like the porch. Its different. Some podcast lost me when they moved into a studio that looks too professional. I love the DIY feel.

[@fastcornbread]

The porch is way more relatable. Like talking to friends outside. People don’t talk to each other in studios in real life.

[@davidhazel36]

Great show the porch is where it's at.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@KingFinkyStingers]

I missed the whole porch sessions and i shall forever be held in disdain for not being a part of that glorious time,and rightly so.

[@HIGLEYPIGLEY]

"Some people are in an abusive relationship with this podcast." LMAOOOO

[@andrewlaco1776]

Make a swaddled egg sunny up and gently fold the whites over. It's a great fit for sandwiches. You can cook it to medium if you must.

[@donquixote812]

Tim would be a great dad from all the lessons he learned

[@UnderClassBoy]

Seriously , the points Tim is making at around 1 hour are so good I made an agreement howl and applauded. And im alone in my apartment.

[@nikk9384]

Porch Era Was Definitely PogChamp AsFck!

[@billyjean5934]

Its nice to revisit these old porchcasts from Blackrocs biggest investor!

[@SlimTimmi]

the ads have to be the funniest part of these eps 😂

[@segamegadrive3903]

The sun setting in the background is a winner.

[@daniellaskey1673]

Good Lord Tim! You're killing it. I'm a traditional Catholic and dude, this podcast could not be more what this timeline needs!

[@wyllowgrayson8531]

Are you a sedevacantist?

[@daniellaskey1673]

@@wyllowgrayson8531 No, but with Frank in charge I'm sympathetic. Hahahahahaha

[@taseiber]

Keep the porch! Love the sunsets each episode too.

[@jjay__]

Tim's love of swimming always makes me laugh

[@Stephanie1974]

Love the porch!

[@jgarchie4455]

The porch is great and fresh.

[@chmick50]

I love the porch and love Tim with Devin

[@chrisc-9026]

Keep the porch. The sound is good others with a full studio come through really low sometimes.

[@reescronce4808]

Hey, Tim will clip up the time you talk about "room service" and "IM A PARAPELIGIC!" I wanna show my friends, but can't remember what video it was. Thanks, keep up the good work!

[@alexponzo4880]

It's episode 156. 34mins in 👍. I just watched it

[@reescronce4808]

@@alexponzo4880 thank you so much

[@alexponzo4880]

Your welcome. Go with God

[@alexsherman5997]

This podcast should have at least a million subs!

[@Dirtbiker463]

“Set the boomers on fire” Dillon 2020

[@Dirtbiker463]

19:20

[@lordswaggity1213]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DanEMO592]

Just learned who Devan Acosta is and I’ve become obsessed with his content lol

[@DavidPlaysGuitarSometimes]

Hate Watch ❤

[@taxRe]

Don’t overthink the porch, it’s all encompassing, it provides and facilitates the vibe....

[@GingerMamba2]

The better help add was beautiful 😭

[@blakesexton2092]

tim dillon is a man of the people

[@mephstv]

Stay on the porch, love the show

[@yugibeats5476]

Anyone else notice the shooting star in the background at 32:06???

[@petermcind]

great eye my friend