Jeffrey Toobin returns to CNN and addresses his absence

[@samsonwambugu8316]

Hands on the table Toobin. We're not taking any chances

[@sagarkukreja8588]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@daughterofthemosthigh3588]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@masterblaster3914]

Did he say he was a "flawed human being" or a "flogged human being"?

[@creepyjimcrowjoebiden9293]

You know what no desk for him either

[@ilkr03]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@marcomanson]

They can’t get rid of him. He’s their right hand man.

[@dart1806]

He is very handy

[@bdon77]

well played

[@karemmalpark]

Lol

[@jrman9148]

They own him now.

[@locadisa]

I still can't keep a straight face when looking at him. Perhaps he could do some behind the scenes work and they can use his face for comic relief when the ratings begin to dip again! 😆

[@anthonycasella3072]

You have to excuse his absence he's just really had his hands full. Talk about being caught red-handed. I always thought this guy was a real jerk.

[@Aprilium]

A literal jerk.

[@icrushchildrensdreams4556]

Pun-o-mania

[@redhotcheeto6648]

He really got himself in a nut

[@masterblaster3914]

Munchkin Puncher!

[@larryhinze9314]

OJ Simpson at least isn't a jerk off like Toobin!

[@yeetboi9817]

This is genuinely the most embarrassing thing that a human could experience, being on national television defending this is literally a nightmare, truly a living hell.

[@15Cheetos]

At least this video doesn't have more than a million views 🤷‍♂️

[@joshuabowden5626]

Definitely not.

[@caieié]

Embarrassment and american culture don't often go well together. Maybe that word should be suppressed from the English dictionary within the "n-word"...

[@supernightslash]

A hell of his own creation.

[@jatinjoseph4430]

Whoever thought of doing this interview n putting him on the spot like dat is just sadistic

[@dmj1419]

I'd rather retire than go on national TV and discuss this situation.

[@raineyj560]

@Scott Manerez Republicans can relate

[@worldview2134]

@@raineyj560 - hollywood is full of pedos and they are the ones that pushed you to vote for biden...so what does that say about you?

[@marguisil]

I would just became a trucker or another lonely job.

[@emanualcarr7408]

Agreed. The difference for him is that he did it at an inappropriate time on a zoom call. But in the privacy of his own home. Its not like he did it at the office; like none of them are sexually active in their private life. Just bad judgement on his part; He would be better off working for self or another network where their audience does not know him that well.

[@abt815]

@@worldview2134 I couldn't read that through the pepper spray y'all left at the capital back in January.

[@TM-np7ym]

Why do I feel Alyson did this interview because she lost a coin toss with her colleagues

[@jiamughal1720]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYTPi6SCrbaJa8k

[@SuperBanjo007]

Maybe she won...😍

[@backyardjungle2562]

She loves it. The entire network are ratings whores.

[@screwybruce]

Even she finds it hard to swallow!

[@jacqueslefave4296]

@@screwybruce 🤗😂

[@teskio]

It’s hard to beat off the critics after an event like this

[@ericbrecht9473]

Classic 😂

[@Wabbelpaddel]

He's taking things into his own hand

[@SpeedVaultz]

@@Wabbelpaddel *hand

[@Elishatheconduit]

Yep. It’s a stiff chance

[@RonJeremy514]

It doesn’t matter what’s wrong or right, just beat it, just beat it!

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

I don't know what's worse, the fact he was crankin' it out during a Zoom call or the fact he *agreed to an interview on CNN where he discussed how he was fired for spanking it.*

[@jellebag]

this is probably the only "i don't know which is worse" comment where i really don't know which one is worse

[@joeyjohnsonson4341]

well he is like the chief legal analyst there

[@haronarama731]

I’m pretty sure CNN forced him to do the interview so that he can keep his job. Impossible to not do it if you’re rapidly losing your livelihood shame on CNN for taking advantage of this man’s misfortune

[@catbat06]

I think if he wants to be on CNN again it’s better than not doing this. He’s owned it. The man has some fucking balls. I believe we have multiple witnesses.

[@YoungishC]

@@catbat06BRUH HAHAHA. What a comment lol

[@JohnSmith-tk7nt]

The best part is how they have to act like the people in the meeting were so traumatized, they probably laughed harder than the rest of their lives combined

[@yourmommashouse]

Maybe 10 years ago. These days everyone is offended by everything.

[@drew9221]

@@yourmommashouse that's how they act, at least

[@delulu.land.]

That was a hilariously traumatizing moment for them 😂😬 something they will never forget not no matter how hard they try 💀😂

[@pslym]

@@yourmommashouse nah they just pretend outta boredom

[@HSMfanatic17]

I would've been taken to the ER for a lung collapse because of laughing so hard.

[@theappalachian8040]

I’m sure he is going to have a firm grip on the situation.

[@srvblueslvr]

Sounds like a slippery slope to me

[@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears]

'After 2020 it's still good to know they got room for the white stuff' - Oscar Nominations Panel.

[@pyxalated]

i guess he should try rubbing his way out of that situation

[@Gonzuh]

@@pyxalated ??????????

[@rasalghul9331]

Let's not be too HARD on Toobin, he just had a bad STROKE of luck.

[@83rossb]

It seems as if he’s gotten a good handle on the situation indeed

[@befree4876]

The wanker anchor

[@paulidson1483]

CNN is the great defender of perverts, that's why all the women who work there hate it

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

Pun aside, the only thing that differentiate him from most people is that he got caught doing it on zoom. So he decided to wank one off when he thought no one was looking. His mistake was not being able to hold it and do it in his own time.

[@paulidson1483]

@@ChrisAlbertH47 Basically you are saying he's dumb, either that or he did it on purpose like a flasher. Either way he should have been dumped by CNN, it's not like they couldn't find another legal analyst to replace him

[@4raven242]

Can you imagine “ coming” back to work and addressing this 🤥

[@ThanhNguyen-pm7xn]

OMG, I don't know what's worst. Being caught and fired for it or having another co-worker tell the story over again on live television with you next to them.

[@osiruskat]

yeah this was brutal.

[@ofbrysonmen3135]

This is the most awkward shit ever.

[@lucreciaapplewhaite3350]

I’m sure it was much more awkward for her than it was for him, I just wonder, how much advance notice was given to prepare for this, she probably wish, she had called in sick.

[@bobbyheenan4061]

@@lucreciaapplewhaite3350 Exactly!!! How terrible they made this poor woman do this? Should've let Cooper, Cuomo or Lemon do it. Or they should've just fired him, like any normal person would've lost their job.

[@hambone0000]

@@bobbyheenan4061 well maybe she tit-up and chose to do it...

[@danielpatton3851]

This is the most awkward segment I've ever seen.

[@harryballsacky]

@@fenwan2405 UMM..CAUGHT MASTERBAITING ON LIVE TV....YEP

[@garettanderson6772]

Think of all the poor hungry people that ate the foodbank food he fertilized. Yuck!

[@garettanderson6772]

Or the foodbank food he seasoned?

[@judyl.761]

Agree and I think the interviewer was terrible.

[@MichaelDiSalvoSATandACTTutor]

@@judyl.761 so sad this sin against nature is somehow acceptable the CNN crowd as long as it's in "private". No pun intended 🙁

[@adem2709]

I jumped straight to the comments. This is legendary

[@jeffj7831]

Actually this is pathetic. If CNN lets him come back that's all you need to know about this communist news station.

[@10thletter40]

This is actually really sad. Jerking off at work 🤨 Thats messed up

[@spinningbackkick6021]

Me too I can’t believe they let him come back.

[@shhhnowlisten7461]

@@spinningbackkick6021 well he already came once so what's the big dill?😅

[@akadroopy1]

Lets be honest... The guy is a jerk off

[@Totalfreedomliving]

How pathetic that he has to act like he’s some kind of monster for doing what every single one of us do on a regular basis. What a pathetic and fake world that this has to be a thing.

[@disturb3df4n]

Right? His only crime was forgetting to turn his camera off. Big deal.

[@PonyFoot123]

Beating off at work? You must be the average CNN viewer

[@KalisShort]

When has it ever been ok to beat the meat at work when you aren’t a sex worker?

[@joshfournier9390]

@@KalisShort tbf was he at home? She said they were taking a break and he thought the camera was off

[@kiattim2100]

@@ericcartman1328 a meeting online at his home. I dont see anything wrong with beating meat? The only thing wrong is him forgetting to turn the camera off.

[@TwiggyBee]

Plot Twist: He has a humiliation kink

[@izzy6o839]

Bruhhh why they re hire this man 💀

[@jamesbowen192]

This

[@v.dembsey3355]

Yep. He is in heaven here. He knew he would get caught. Why would anyone say they're working on "being a better person?" How is he a bad person? That doesn't apply here. He said it for the shame. I assure you the way he returned like this, with a female anchor having him tell everyone what he did, was his suggestion. The joke is on the women of CNN.

[@qthoneydew]

lowkey thought the same thing 🥴

[@ronkawa4304]

@@v.dembsey3355 i dont think it was his suggestion come on this is so humiliating haha.. i mean this is a man with kids and a wife. Although,this interview was in poor taste and you are right about one thing what he did doesnt make him a bad person.. soi also dont get the whole " being a better person shit"

[@tccandler]

I have no skin in the game... but all he did "wrong" was miss the X in the top right of a zoom call window. This "trying to be a better person" talk is ludicrous.

[@s_p7231]

Exactly. It's like -I'm gonna be a better person and only masturbate at the house from now on and not so much.

[@unsocialone]

Yeah.. I'm not getting this... He pleased himself, so what? All these politicians doing worse things and getting voted in....This guy forgets to turn off his camera... Feed him to the wolves

[@rosihantu1]

He has no foreskin in the game

[@woodywood3388]

@كراهية Predatory behaviour? Get over yourself. He made a mistake. End of story. You‘re the one who is “disturbed and gross“.

[@tammyburke9453]

say what?

[@bonanimathambo8721]

“I’ll do the honours.” “Help yourself.” 😆😆😆😆😆

[@williamolivo8763]

I thought the same thing

[@a.b.317]

@NPC FREDO he wants to play the skin flute for you

[@riotpoliceTRELL]

This is nuts. What a long and hard year this must have been for him after getting the shaft from the whole world. Nobody could have seen this coming but at least he some balls here. He really used his head.

[@Jerbo1125]

It’s a great way to put it. Oh my God I can’t stop laughing.

[@RichWards-Wins]

Yes...this was a sloppy mess. Like anthony weiner, he got his hand caught in the banana jar and now he's trying to beat the wrap. It's a situation he's trying to get a firm grasp on...

[@rigdby]

“… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID” “michael!”

[@bartwilliams381]

Well put.... lol

[@UHFStation1]

Bravo.

[@gaigejohnson7603]

I like Toobin, I think he made a really bad mistake, but I don't think that it should be held against him forever. Glad to have him back.

[@DY-td3ku]

Lmao 😂

[@markgreen4612]

The only thing that Toobin did that was wrong was forgetting to turn off his camera. There's nothing wrong whatsoever in a person masturbating so I don't know why he needs to go to counselling or apologize to anyone for that.

[@EduardoOliveira-e8c]

TRUMP RETURN TO AMERICA IN 2024 I SEE TRUMP IN 2024 AGAIN

[@24james]

All stupid people agree with you💯

[@MegMcCormack]

Same. He’s trying. And he’s working towards making it better

[@paulcanniff4308]

“Hi Jeffrey.” “Hello Allison.” That was the most passive aggressive exchange I’ve ever seen.

[@tangho]

That was cringe

[@minothepuff4915]

You are so right!!!

[@FHSBlackSwarm]

You should see some of the people in my circles 😂😭

[@jmfia2391]

She's disgusted. So am I.

[@bababooey9825]

​@@jmfia2391 He was on his break. Relax. Everyone (including you!!) masturbates.

[@unk8371]

This is great! CNN is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@18bovende]

Except to a certain kind of people.

[@scottjohnstontheii9287]

@@18bovende oy vey

[@LolKid15]

CNN is a gift from C.I.A Project Mockingbird! You guys love to be mass mind-controlled

[@123tamz]

😆

[@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears]

CNN loves to play 5D chess but can't help bashing a bishop now and again.

[@StopDaViolence]

The fact that they interviewed this man on this topic just makes it 10 times funnier

[@michaelhennessy5672]

Glad he wasn't canceled forever! We need to give people a break

[@boycott-Msnbc]

I'm not shaking his Hans s

[@michaelhennessy5672]

@@boycott-Msnbc news flash, don't shake any guy's hand

[@michaelhennessy5672]

@010 110 I don't think anyone should be canceled for something like this, no matter their politics

[@TheNivKo]

people on the right side of the aisle get all kinds of breaks. If he had an analysis you wouldn't like, you'd be the last guy to give anyone a break

[@michaelhennessy5672]

@010 110 lol ... cancel away

[@LetzEat]

He really did take a firm grip on this.

[@paulpalmer74]

He's wrestled with this for months

[@paulpalmer74]

lol at 5:15 he said he was 'relieved' - yeah we know buddy!

[@agborie]

😂

[@ronaldjensen8614]

Baloney bop

[@onesojourner7514]

Hahaha!

[@wartimefuntime]

This guy has some balls getting on tv and telling his story, the embarrassment levels are off the chart

[@yonisamber8169]

At the same time, that was not an insignificant part of the problem to begin with.

[@AlcaniZFilms]

He’s a reprobate with zero conscious or morality. In no way is he courageous.

[@michaelwarren202]

@@AlcaniZFilms %100 correct. No morals

[@adhityas348]

He has no self-respect. I wonder how his family respects him.

[@jamescxu]

The poor guy made a bad decision, and suffered hugely for it. Which one of us never makes bad decisions? Which of us wants to go thru his ordeal?

[@bananya7551]

Who else came because of Charlie

[@procracksmoker7]

Yeah his commentary is mid af

[@spyhawk22]

@@procracksmoker7 your name is peyton

[@procracksmoker7]

@@spyhawk22 At least it's not spy hawk, that's cringey

[@spyhawk22]

@@procracksmoker7 no peyton is 10x worse

[@procracksmoker7]

@@spyhawk22 You're obviously a little kid then

[@sparkywilson4041]

Toobin will be ok, he's a jack of all trades.

[@wandamiller6870]

I see what you did😂

[@jasonburton7257]

It’s so unfair how things have turned out to be due to the recent world pandemic things have been so difficult This is not good in the sense that it ends up affecting the civilians financially in different angles of life We see complaints here and there in social media, from different people in different party all around the world The government has less or no time for their people anymore I support that we all engage in different things to make money and stop hopping on the government

[@davidamos6422]

@@jasonburton7257 Yes for real it’s very important to have different streams of income, and a diversified portfolio as for me i have already invested in crypto which is very profitable and easy to gain

[@safepaul9672]

@@jasonburton7257 I’m very happy to start investing too than to have my money sleeping in bank

[@louisealvarado746]

Bitcoin trading right now will be at every wise individuals list. In few minutes you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today

[@Pointlesshandle48]

When she asked what he was thinking he really should’ve said “I was thinking about you” 😂

[@DoesThisWork888]

That would be truth. They don't allow it on CNN.

[@vleldaddio210]

Thinking about your SON !!

[@jaymac7203]

😭😂

[@Freakazoid12345]

@@DoesThisWork888 nailed them! CNN is a liberal station and they tend to support child abuse on the level of the Catholic church.

[@JasonGafar]

Hahahhahhahahha

[@Woozler554]

I can see why CNN wants him back. Hands down, he's the best reporter on the beat. He looks at a story long and hard, and he keeps pounding away at it until his ideas come gushing forth.

[@Woozler554]

@@cnnothingburgerletsgobrand6381 - I'm sure there's a point in your post somewhere, but I'll be damned if I know what it is.

[@Helixur]

😂 Your comment is underrated mate they'll get it some time

[@Woozler554]

@@Helixur The sad thing is how long it takes for them to get it.

[@ZILLION4EVER]

hèhè :)

[@fourlightsorchestra]

Well you know, he’s a hands on sort of guy. Other journalists don’t quite have the same grip on stories the same as him. It’s the caring finesse and gentle yet firm touch with which he handles these sorts of things that sets him apart. He’s a hard man to beat, and is the stiffest of competition. A man that sees things through to completion. ...penis...

[@docrobinson558]

The fact that they would even bring this matter up in public, instead of just letting it drop, is disgusting. CNN just insured I won't watch them again.

[@philpanno1861]

Your correct. That fact that this joke of a network would even try to re-establish the credibility of such a jack-off reported, goes to show the intelligence of this network. If your not smart enough to know when to cut your losses, you certainly are not smart enough to bring us news. CNN just cemented the integrity of their network.

[@22tfortnitevevo]

what are you talking about this is funny as fuck

[@Noble-qh6vf]

He agreed to it so what's the problem

[@cowboydan507]

Looks like he’s really “taking hold” of the situation.

[@patrickfennell6372]

You know the company is going down the toilet when they bring a pervert like Lubin Toobin back. Guess he is a step up from Lemon and Cuomo and the rest.

[@silentthunder149]

hahaha!

[@benvinar2876]

HAND GUN

[@DocOrtmeyer]

He's squeezing the truth hard

[@dereckosei-assibey2941]

People should not be too hard on him....everyone masturbates....he just had bad luck.

[@georges3799]

It takes some kind of balls to come back on TV and talk about this.

[@CarlosReyes-sk1zs]

It takes balls but dont show them.

[@chrisglover9700]

At least he ain't show them

[@boycott-Msnbc]

I'm not shaking his hands

[@dorianshadesofgray]

Well we saw his balls and they weren’t that impressive

[@troya3094]

For real ! brave man

[@whathandleUtalkabt]

He owned it and apologized. Cnn discussed it. Time to move on..

[@hayaglamazonluxe]

I just don't think he needs to punish himself so much. It was a mistake!

[@joedlf3618]

Akward af but i think facing ur mistakes, embarrassments, admissions, apologizing, etc. only then u can make it right and can move on. Takes courage

[@jeffg6008]

Most interesting and honest segment on CNN in 8 years 👍🤣

[@hoperising7373]

There’s pretty much never a reason for me to ever be embarrassed again after this lol.

[@johnspinelli9396]

Imagine he just whips it out at the end of the segment 😂

[@mitrisaosefh9610]

😂😂😂😂

[@shadowcat314]

That would have completely redeemed him. What a Pro Gamer move. Profusely apologize for several minutes, then at the last moment, just calmly stand up to reveal himself sticking out of his fly.

[@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears]

OMG - segment of what? Oh the interview...

[@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears]

@@shadowcat314 😄

[@anonsome5215]

And he makes helicopters with it

[@chickenlittle1117]

"I'll do the honors" "Help yourself" Very poor choice of words here

[@adhityas348]

This dolt knew what he meant.

[@robarans4866]

we should all give him a hand for rising up above it all and getting a hold of himself.

[@wandamiller6870]

I see what you did there 😂 well played

[@lasnite0077]

Yea, he did “rise up” and get “a hold of himself!” 😂😂😂

[@pensiveintrovert4318]

I know it is the rainbow 🌈 month, but don't expect anyone else besides you to give him a hand.

[@robarans4866]

@@pensiveintrovert4318 rofl! good one I walked right into it

[@dogo5255]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pneVgYmcpb2MqNE .

[@Buswik]

I wish him well, he just has to stay hard in these trying times

[@Anonymous-gh6il]

Underated comment

[@jeevesosiris]

I am kinda impressed CNN are keeping him on. He is a great analyst, so well done for CNN for being sensible

[@dorianshadesofgray]

He is going to be the butt of jokes for the rest of his career, which won’t last too long

[@lillyanderson3623]

@@dorianshadesofgray You're a troll and he's an excellent writer. Run along.

[@bonanimathambo8721]

He would’ve been fired if he was conservative.

[@MK-ib4dp]

I’m not impressed. He should be gone after hard like all the people unhinged leftists go after for just disagreeing with them. It’s amazing when the shoe is on the other foot. Yeah, we can just explain it away with a simple apology. You can tell he’s so not sorry. He was promoting his new book. You lefties did the same thing with Kavanaugh when you tried manufacturing a crime against him, but once Joe Biden got accused, metoo was over then and it was “Maybe we shouldn’t believe all women.” You’re the worst kind of people there is.

[@kennystar9075]

@@MK-ib4dp I mean if we’re gonna keep things straight across the board we have to fire the fox hosts who have been accused of sexual harassment in the workplace multiple times, right?

[@chrisglover9700]

He looks like he has released himself of all stress

[@bennaa77]

I see what you did there 😂 😂 😂

[@breeze7464]

Lmao 🤣

[@tosin5346]

You couldn’t help yourself could you?😂😂😂😂😂

[@mauricemboula5869]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he sure did. Glad to see him back

[@Ambrooks83]

LMAO LOL joke of the day

[@FanBoy_Prime]

CNN: “we will let you back on the air but here’s the rub, you will have to talk about what you did and if the penalties were stiff enough”

[@taylormadecomix6624]

Stiff enough? Saw what you did there! Lol

[@deleted2429]

@@taylormadecomix6624 “the rub” lol

[@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears]

'Is this some kind of bust?' Etc.

[@Hello-fh9fz]

The fact that CNN just talks about this PUBLICLY is just disgusting. And how they keep trying to make him more embarrassed, although what he did was wrong, but it doesnt mean you could just expose someone's embarrassing secret to PUBLIC. With millions of people watching! No, just, no.

[@chinchillamdgamer]

Maybe he wanted to talk about it because when you don’t explain things people MAKE UP all sorts of things and honestly I’m sure he and the team wanted to talk about it. Honestly it was just a mistake… this “interview” was clearly rehearsed to the dot. I’m sorry the guy was fired :(

[@eighty2snkrs]

@@chinchillamdgamer theres nothing the people coulda made up that would be worst than the truth. i thought it would be funny but this interview is just dumb coming from cnn

[@jglolarga]

He humbled himself to the entire world. That takes guts. It was sincere and I’m glad he’s back.

[@jamesjones999]

Good to see you support sexual predators.

[@MisanthropeAwaitingBliss]

@@jamesjones999 am sure you had a very tough childhood. Sorry that you have have been predated that you assume what he did as an act of predation. In case you have a small “carrot,” it was no accident!

[@robertma2146]

@UCwKzoEv8r9oiWn7H0CfuFVw ~ Sounds like you’re judging from your closet. Lol.

[@tracywalker7446]

@@jamesjones999 Jesus man that’s sick. What he did was personal and something you’ve probably done thousands of times yourself. Hypocrite

[@amars8360]

Humbled himself lolllll😂😂😂

[@oluwafemiajose948]

Hahaha. This the most awkward and hilarious interview I ever seen. Give the man props for having the balls to come talk about this on air.

[@jamescxu]

I agree. The poor guy made a bad decision, and suffered hugely for it. Which one of us never makes bad decisions? Which of us wants to go thru his ordeal?

[@DK-kv4nt]

No props. He did it for money. Period. He's a perverted piece of sheet and a slave for the dems

[@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears]

He could have slipped her any length of excuses as a measure of his affection.... etc etc ooooh matron....

[@Aurorita29]

Agreed! But terribly embarrassing

[@husq48]

This is not courageous, tbis is an emasculated man giving excuses for his pathetic behavior. If there ever was a man who should be canceled!

[@joelyates2404]

To those offended by his actions his message is "Get a grip on yourselves, I did".

[@eganem1]

@Larry Flint you poor thing... 😂

[@funkd5973]

coming from the same people who are offended by Fox. Can't argue with hypocrisy

[@oboubea8712]

Sorry but how can he sit there so comfortably like that?!?!? He is brave that it’s all I can say👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@bobthetroll]

@@eganem1 /whoosh

[@Maximustard]

Democrats support children performing in gay bars and drag queens reading stories to kids

[@1robertwhowell]

Since when is it against the law?

[@calicojack5623]

This shit is MAAAAAD awkward

[@Savetheplanet802]

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@charisperissos1320]

I bet no one shook his hand to welcome him back

[@korseygorle955]

Right? It’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen in my life. So cringe. So funny. I’m deceased.

[@s.l.nicholson4240]

Ain't it great? 🤣

[@Pr3ttyBrwnTwiin]

Hella

[@jw1415]

To say his zoom incident made his life a living hell is probably not a stretch...He seems humbled...no one died, let the guy redeem himself for this "atrocity"...

[@rgk99]

Is this a war crime? 😂

[@dorianshadesofgray]

It a credibility crime . How can anyone take him seriously anymore ?

[@jw1415]

@@dorianshadesofgray How can you take anyone seriously? People make stupid mistakes all the time. People spank it all the time, too😭. Just cause you were never caught still makes it hypocritical to believe we are "better" people...

[@dorianshadesofgray]

@@jw1415 have you ever spanked the frog during a meeting?

[@jw1415]

@@dorianshadesofgray Nope, never bungee jumped, either...have you? Polished your boot strap in public, I mean? Be honest...

[@buckweaver4584]

Would this be considered a “Happy Ending” for Toobin?

[@notandyvee]

👏👏👏

[@Dr.TJ1]

That’s porn, where every movie has a happy ending.

[@apollo-go5ol]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@garettanderson6772]

He put it all in his book. That's why the pages are all stuck together.

[@apollo-go5ol]

@@garettanderson6772 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ethansthoughts7316]

Does this have a point?

[@matthewhaddad9086]

Busted live and yet he's still coming.

[@severtone263]

BRILLIANT! 😀😀😀

[@harryballsacky]

#TUGGINTOOBIN

[@Liam-Carlson]

LMAO

[@stelladevers5334]

😊 so good

[@elliot5203]

Coom

[@robertellis4644]

This dude truly has a set. He is before millions exposing himself personally. Forgive this man and move on

[@dorianshadesofgray]

Actually the world has seen that his set are pretty small

[@lillyanderson3623]

Robert Ellis I agree completely.

[@lillyanderson3623]

@@dorianshadesofgray You're a troll. Move on.

[@muttonbuster]

I love how he's holding down his right hand at the start like he can't even control himself from doing it again.

[@mjm7187]

Taking Cialis before an interview probably isn't the best idea in the world.

[@Mike-qe6ph]

Bruh you don’t have to do community service and give back to the community for rubbing one out. You just got caught my guy

[@blattimus]

We know he’s pulling hard for the team.

[@Psychopappy]

😅😅🤣😅😅😅

[@jagatheeldest5786]

Impressive...most impressive.

[@shhhnowlisten7461]

BRAHAHAHA!!!!

[@dogo5255]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pneVgYmcpb2MqNE ..

[@hughroberts7223]

So, I guess this is the second coming of Toobin.

[@mrepix8287]

💀

[@fareastjets9686]

"Hi Jeffrey. Welcome back. Please keep your hands where I can see them."

[@tefolinchwe3738]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@garycitro1674]

Notice she didn't *shake* his hand.

[@Lydiadragonbourne]

That's all she needed to say!!

[@vintagethings9187]

She asks ‘I’m sure you’ve replayed that embarrassing moment over and over, many times’. The space bar is worn out! 😂

[@JasonGafar]

I can't even imagine how embarrassing this must be.

[@donreed]

Sir, you are naive. The man is incapable of embarrassment. Utterly.

[@laxjs]

Pretty sure it was him who insisted that this interview take place

[@bigfanofaiu5399]

Alisyn Camerota: Welcome back Jeffrey. I'm sorry, but I can't shake your hand. Jeffrey Toobin: I understand. Covid protocols and such. Alisyn Camerota: Sure.....let's go with that.

[@booksgaming1426]

Regarding the final segment, the erection of state statutes on gun laws could really bring things to a head as far as gun control and blow the whole thing wide open as the Supreme Court finishes it off.

[@bunnylover1340]

@@booksgaming1426 Very funny

[@rodneyboehner3007]

Jeffrey: Don't worry Allison. I'm shaking my own hands now thank you...

[@GVSolo]

I don't know man, I don't think that's 6-feet distance between them.

[@GVSolo]

@Flusha Art, he got off alright.

[@e.b.g7126]

He did what everyone does in the privacy of their own homes. He didn't intentionally leave the zoom camera on so let him live...

[@arielpacheco7726]

Not during a zoom call ......

[@ladyviva6032]

True talk. In fact you see some men on the streets standing with their hand in their pants stroking their genitals.

[@AquarianNomadic]

Oh it's okay if democrats are perverts. With you.

[@ladyviva6032]

@@AquarianNomadic Who is talking about democrats now? Now it’s political? At least he was not caught storming Capitol House.

[@ladyviva6032]

@Matt Stone ….. Nothing beats insurrection. Republicans attempting to violently stop the certification of a new government. Already 450 insurrectionists have been charged.

[@wetherguy]

He's been a master debater ever since he graduated from law school

[@louiscastro2701]

This might be the most uncomfortable 2 minutes of television I’ve ever watched.

[@Asha-ww9ct]

But you know what I'm glad he was man enough to sit there answer these questions feel humiliated and deal with it he didn't split hairs he didn't try to you know well but I know he did he dealt with it she asked a question straight up and he answered straight up so far as I'm concerned let's move on

[@johnnydeleon8210]

Me the whole time 👁👄👁

[@zacharbert6604]

@@Asha-ww9ct No stacy, he is a creep.

[@notme2day]

Only Americans have deep rooted psychological issues with sex and see it as a sin .. grow up and get a grip( yes .. pun intended).

[@martingetz3675]

@@Asha-ww9ct I don't think he'd extend the same courtesy to someone he disagrees with. He's garbage.

[@zyrrhos]

"I didn't think I was on the call." "Do you have anything else you want to say, Jeffrey?" "I'm a naughty little boy, mommy, with dirty thoughts."

[@blakesleyk.7166]

Of course. He’s back. C’mon. You can’t say “it’s indefensible” take a beat & expect us to bleet in unison “welcome back.” No. Go away.

[@theciakilledjfk5973]

@@blakesleyk.7166 if you're still watching corporate news, you did this to yourself and have no one else to blame.

[@Pixiesfairiedust]

Lol yeah I’m really confused as to what the point of this is, he shouldn’t have anything to apologize for if his situation wasn’t a mistake right? Just say “hey, really sorry I should have double checked and made sure the meeting wasn’t still running, please let me keep my job, and please stop paying attention to my hands so much.” And move on with our lives.

[@zyrrhos]

@@theciakilledjfk5973 Lol

[@zyrrhos]

@@blakesleyk.7166 Ah yes, the classic wild leap of logic from me making a joke about an awkward situation to "You can’t say it’s indefensible. No. Go away." You have a great future with team Stalin.

[@BacknRC]

Toobin’s now got a firm grip on the problem...

[@kieransoregaard-utt8]

Yes he’s stroked out all the issues

[@mhall801]

Did they interview Rosie Palm and her five sisters?

[@gregb7595]

Perfect! Lmao

[@franke.8583]

There's old Wankers , and bold Wankers. There are no old bold Wankers... Except......??

[@DEATH_TO_TYRANTS]

This is my favorite comment yet

[@Tommah1000]

Why? Why relive this? He thought it was turned off.

[@joelyates2404]

Good luck Jeffrey. Your future is in your hands.

[@patmclaughlin107]

LOL

[@ferryfabulous7250]

😂🤣😅😇

[@dogo5255]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pneVgYmcpb2MqNE .

[@sandersjo906]

He's a pervert

[@discscscs]

STFU jew

[@castelos_way]

I forgive him because we’re human and he didn’t mean anything evil. He messed up and he’s owning it and I applaud that

[@jerrysanders9101]

He whacked off on camera ... thats forgivable but inexcusable in work place. He should never be trusted again in media .

[@crazychimp1039]

CNN Is full of shit

[@RaptorV1USA]

Please, he's supposed to be a fucking professional. MILLIONS of us dealt with the same situations for two years and weren't so inclined or at least weren't stupid enough to get caught.

[@sanserof7]

@@RaptorV1USA So what's the big deal man you're acting like he murdered someone

[@nonyabuzznus2017]

Best thing CNN has done in a decade, cherish this moment friends.

[@izzy6o839]

Bruhhhhh

[@jatinjoseph4430]

Wtfff This isn't a good thing, like his only mistake was not switching off the camera n they just embarrassed the shit Outta him

[@ManishSharmasinger]

How is this the best thing? What kind of a twisted person are you

[@simonmrnka3405]

How the heck does this comment have 215 likes

[@parasite7072]

This comment speak a lot about the messed up society today

[@margieparsons704]

Nobody’s perfect , he’s brave and being humble about it. Welcome back

[@patricianolan6100]

He said he didn’t know what he was thinking, Why didn’t she asked who was he thinking of.

[@PERUANO31]

the 2 chicks on the zoom call, who else

[@ilkr03]

😂😂

[@GyitMulhaneski-GloriousYears]

To quote the great Norman Stanley Fletcher: 'Anyone we know?'

[@Michael-rx7ff]

At least he made “Toobing” an official word…

[@stevetrivago]

Haha true ..

[@Abomination317]

Lmao. Nice

[@jh7589]

yea, its now a verb

[@karemmalpark]

Lol

[@larryhinze9314]

It isn't what they are doing in the Ogden River today...

[@jamescrosby3105]

I bet the book he's writing has pages stuck together in it

[@naomiali5802]

You rude .am i thinking what you thinking 😅😆😅😆😅😆

[@tomlovejoy2141]

Lol

[@fuqoff8583]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JasonGafar]

😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@Hecki_A]

😂😂😂

[@bianconerointheus6692]

Did he finish off or not during the Zoom call? It’s an important detail.

[@lisashepard2078]

Welcome back, Jeff, we all make mistakes..

[@MK-ib4dp]

According to you, no one else can with the rules you set for everyone else. Only when it’s yourselves. Believe all women when you manufactured a crime against Kavanaugh. You screamed for his head. Then Joe got accused and right away metoo faded away like it was nothing. Yeah, ok Andrew Gillium.

[@dorianshadesofgray]

A mistake is accidentally coming out of the shower naked not knowing you wife let a visitor in. Stroking your knob on a zoom call is not a mistake .

[@williamHmusic2023]

Liberals just make lots and lots of mistakes kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6WniouqmNCoeK8

[@charlesscatola5488]

@@dorianshadesofgray he thought the call was over, and he was off camera

[@dorianshadesofgray]

@@lillypatrick8481 masturbating is not the problem . It’s the fact that he did it during a meeting with his colleagues that is the problem

[@zachgates7491]

When it comes to the ladies, Toobin really holds his own.

[@ronaldjensen8614]

He surely has a handle on his manhood. (:

[@lanceb7288]

Bro!🤣🤣

[@randyevermore9323]

Now that's funny.

[@whathaff]

He sure did indeed..... Hahahaha.

[@marclawson2536]

Gushing with remorse?

[@bruce8321]

The most sincere apology I have ever heard. Honest as hell. He did what is natural but forgot about the camera.

[@EduardoOliveira-e8c]

TRUMP RETURN TO AMERICA IN 2024 I SEE TRUMP IN 2024 AGAIN

[@hdayejr]

@@EduardoOliveira-e8c he was not referring to that jackoff

[@renee6164]

EXACTLY!!! Human..Glad he back!!👍🏻😊

[@yapdog]

@@EduardoOliveira-e8c That's because you want to see America destroyed. But fools like you don't understand how bad it will be for your own country if that happens.

[@h2oecho]

BaWaHahahahaaaaa!!!!!

[@adubbya1776]

I think people are being too hard on Toobin, he always has a firm grip of the hard issues at hand.

[@ezzahhh]

He gave it a good shake i'd give him that

[@Andysaid420]

All men and women do it. It was an honest mistake. The embarrassment alone was enough punishment. Firing him was ridiculous

[@truthfulpam]

Very true.

[@MSW613]

Not me. My religion doesn't allow it because it's evil.

[@TruthFactsLM57]

@@MSW613 WOW if that is evil, wonder how war is looking at in the name of religion ? CRUSADES , remember those ?

[@JohnB3363]

CNN must be getting desperate to bring him back

[@MSW613]

@@TruthFactsLM57 im not Christian

[@howie747]

The only mistake made was he didn't switch off the camera, he did what everyone does

[@skankhunt3624]

Facts.

[@scotth3276]

True dat

[@Dkvizu]

He was working from home and was knocking one out on his lunch break. It should be a super embarrassing moment at most.

[@blackshades7211]

Preach

[@antwontwontwon2378]

He basically showed his shlong to his coworkers and that should’ve gotten him fired immediately, nobody should ever defend what he did because he’s a grown man who’s responsible for his actions. He should also be forced to register as a sex offender too.

[@raisedonAMradio]

What a stroke of good fortune to have him back! He rubs a lot of people the wrong way, but most of his detractors are just a bunch of jerk offs!

[@rodortiz2618]

Bravo !

[@amranaadan1112]

😂😂😂

[@KurlandHickory]

Hahahaha

[@BB-qk8on]

HAHAHAHAHA best comment I’ve ever read

[@fourlightsorchestra]

Well you know, he’s stiff competition to beat. A lot of other journalists can’t get a solid grip on the stories he handles with such gentle yet firm care and finesse. I see his star rising. He’s an up an comer.

[@faceoff3315]

*TOOBIN HANDS IN THE AIR* 👌

[@gregscott2298]

" therapy, public service, working in a food bank...' Ffs Jeff, you got caught feeding the geese on camera, you're not a reformed criminal--

[@jiamughal1720]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYTPi6SCrbaJa8k

[@LaPetiteBoulin]

I don't understand this "being a better person" line.. If didn't do it on purpose why is he being shamed for something that is normal?

[@brianfeddersen3528]

@@LaPetiteBoulin welcome to the age of soundbites and clickbait. This is a sad side effect. Unlike 45 etc he had a spine and apologised.

[@JaneDoe-fz6qc]

@@brianfeddersen3528 45 has nothing to apologize for.

[@HerMajesty1]

@@LaPetiteBoulin It's not really normal to get all hot and bothered on a zoom call.

[@pedromas55pm]

Much respect for anyone that picks themselves up after life’s mistakes

[@kellym4753]

It’s actually really inspiring. I probably would have just crawled in a hole for the rest of my life.

[@andynewzealand]

@Ker And when did we last hear a sincere apology, or at least an admission of guilt, from a Republican?

[@muuuuuud]

@Teutonic Nordwinds

[@xanthippe_2695]

@@big_dog_diaries watch the video again!

[@1Pushypusher]

@Ker better admit to this and be a better man. I have heard of a man who cannot admit that he has lost an election and rather would like to see his country burning

[@BGDan]

Welcome back, you did something stupid that was obviously a mistake. I think CNN suspension was appropriate and glad to have your legal analysis back.

[@EduardoOliveira-e8c]

TRUMP RETURN TO AMERICA IN 2024 I SEE TRUMP IN 2024 AGAIN

[@MK-ib4dp]

Not like cancel culture for just a tweet. The rules you lunatics set for everyone else don’t apply to you. You’re so above it all that you can just say you’re sorry and promote your new book (how self centered of him) and all is forgotten.

[@BGDan]

@@MK-ib4dp hahaha. Could just be a republican and have no consequences. You're adorable.

[@trekkiedave7910]

Sorry, I didn’t hear what you said…I was wacking off!!! 😂

[@boycott-Msnbc]

I dare you dumb liberals to shake his hand

[@aylen3322]

really? he didnt committ a sexual crime! he self pleasured on a zoom call where he thought the camera was off....for this the guy is penalized and made to think there is something wrong with him? Every single man in the world self pleasures people! he made a stupid mistake, hes not depraved.or diddling little children. hes a man! he does what men do and what god designed them to do...our shame around sexuality is what will bring this society down in the end. we gotta get over these things, especially when he wasnt harming anyone ...leave this well accomplished man alone.

[@gerrybess8928]

you have got to be yanking my chain, this guy made a mistake and everyone is STILL jerkin him around over it? He messed up, he took the time to really pound it out and tell everyone how sorry he is. I say welcome back!

[@stevenporter1170]

Lmao hilarious I still like Toobin and is glad he's back.

[@crispinjulius5032]

Excellent work!

[@Honestly__now]

Me too

[@geo-george2639]

Brilliant!

[@mk-lk7gi]

Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys we're experiencing TV history.

[@jasondaley718]

Um..no... just white privledge ..which is on tv all the time

[@silmwingsm3974]

These people are F-ing monsters !

[@silmwingsm3974]

@@jasondaley718 The Democrat party is the party of degenerated monsters , only on CNN would they cover this level of perverse degeneracy in humans and try to flip it as he is the victim in the story .

[@ohmss069]

@@silmwingsm3974 and I’m guess you’re a perfect human being and the GOP is spotless by comparison? XD Weren’t anti-gay Republicans like Mark Foley and Larry Craig caught in gay sex scandals? Party of purity, riiight. Why do you look at the spec of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 👁

[@silmwingsm3974]

@@ohmss069 What are you talking about Fox News shame the shit out of those two ? Not made them the victim of the story lol 😂 , Now if you think jerking off to a coworker on the job it’s socially acceptable , I don’t think we will every agree on social acceptable norms in a modern day society.

[@taranjene4453]

People have done so much worse. WELCOME BACK JEFFREY!

[@smokeAndMirrors74]

This is an absolute nothing burger. He made a stupid mistake. Over. Next.

[@7007975]

He's taking the situation in hand

[@JD-rt8ym]

Watch out, the situation may explode early and be out of control!

[@JD-rt8ym]

Ok. I'm TOTALLY confused. At first they talked about "tugging the Toobin" and then switch to AR-15 and Supreme Court decisions?! So much for integrity!

[@JD-rt8ym]

Hey! CNN?? Show some coverage of him working at the "Food Bank" and handling food.

[@macsgrandma]

So glad you're back. Good for CNN for having a good corporate heart.

[@whirlwind8361]

It took almost 20 years for peewee Herman. this is quite remarkable.

[@Edinboron]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jn6olHeimbB7d5I

[@insurgiodreams]

PEE WEE Herman subjected people without an expectation of privacy.

[@pensiveintrovert4318]

This guy is shameless.

[@califleadog5657]

You're comparing Toobin to PeeWee Herman...classic! Lol...

[@amberlangston7208]

No worse than Clinton getting his ding ding serviced

[@AlexM-iq3nh]

He was on break in his own home. Fapping isn't a crime.

[@lour9348]

Toobin is legend - comes back so humbled. Give him a second chance. We all deserve one.

[@anonymoustoo4945]

not when you are a communist that LITERALLY has attacked other people for such things.... its called hypocrisy .. he can have a second chance .. just not at delivering the NATIONAL NEWS!!!!!!!! there is a never ending line of people that would not play with their dick on camera

[@lour9348]

@@anonymoustoo4945 so maybe he should run for president ... sit down with your caps foo

[@jamesmedina3271]

@@anonymoustoo4945 🤦🏽‍♂️ no comment

[@JesseWright68]

@@anonymoustoo4945 Anyone with whom you disagree with must be a communist, right?

[@bobbyheenan4061]

BS, he's a narcissistic, hypocritical sociopath. He's a LIAR too, says he was never too hard on anybody? Brett Kavanaugh? Elliot Spitzer? Trump? This guy's a disgrace to himself, his family and CNN too.

[@bldos5362]

She is trying so hard not to laugh! It's in his hands though. So many jokes.

[@Lambdamale.]

You can see it in her face lol

[@matlowjaster1416]

CNN is a big Joke too.

[@adhityas348]

If she laughs, he can shut her up- if u get my drift.

[@matlowjaster1416]

@@adhityas348 Be careful, this fellow has a hands-on approach.

[@renee6164]

We ALL make mistakes.. He didn't hurt anyone... Just human.. Happy he is back!😊

[@boycott-Msnbc]

There's a place for it it's called the bedroom

[@jmfia2391]

He doesn't belong in a professional position anymore.

[@therobotwithhumanhair5659]

@@jmfia2391lmao wtf is your profile pic

[@jmfia2391]

@@therobotwithhumanhair5659 stop asking dumb questions.

[@BiggyBollocks]

Don’t blame the New Yorker for firing him nor CNN for keeping him. His coworkers at the New Yorker saw the act, which makes it far more uncomfortable working with him afterwards.