Jenna Vs. Sharmell (TNA Victory Road 2009) | Worst Match Ever?!

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Jenna Vs. Sharmell (TNA Victory Road 2009) | Worst Match Ever?!
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[@Yeetusdeletus897]

When I watch a bad wrestling match I always say “it could’ve been worse” that statement doesn’t apply here

[@retrokoh]

It still could. Jackie Gayda in 03 was trash. Jake the Snake at Heroes of Wrestling was horrific (IDK if he wrestled on that show or not). It'll be VERY HARD to find, but there has to be something worse.

[@retrokoh]

Oh... And Brawl for All exists too

[@tafua_a]

It could have been worse. One of them could have been loaded. Also, Awesome Kong could have not been there.

[@RApollos107]

It could. They could’ve followed up with a Jenna vs Kong match and probably would’ve ran Awesome Kong out of the company(for her own good) even earlier than they did.

[@jordanhenderson9213]

I feel like you need two lists, one that measures the matches by how fun they are to watch, and one that measures them by how legitimately bad they are.

[@alharron2145]

This is the way

[@2jackdolan]

I agree! A Fun Bad list and a Bad Bad list

[@InvaderTim7]

This definitely needs to be how its done

[@Drakorre]

This would be at the top of both lists then

[@rubenhoelz1464]

That's a great suggestion!

[@gunnersfan111]

Pete falling out of his chair absolutely popped me. God bless TNA because you don't get this kind of absolute rubbish anywhere else.

[@sonicheroxd5767]

"This show did not have a single match above two and a half stars. It had one match that I gave MINUS FIVE STARS!" -Bryan Alvarez, 2009

[@irrsinnrainer]

This was the first match in this series that I had not seen before. Watching along with the boys made it even funnier than it would have been just watching the match alone.

[@hersh23]

Same here In that I'd never seen it and MY GOODNESS! I nearly had a Pete-like reaction when Jenna did the slaps!

[@Drakorre]

Never seen It. I was in tears during the whole time

[@BarbedFire]

I accidentally paused this video while watching the match in another window, and genuinely didn't notice because I just assumed the guys had been stunned into absolute horrified silence.

[@RandoChrisYT]

As Mick Foley once said, "What you're about to see....is truly hideous."

[@julesrules7297]

The little "Strong Hand from Scary Movie 2" slaps were... I think that added five years to my life. That moment gave me a haircut, a manicure and faded some of my freckles.

[@mikewolfe4428]

I have decided that this series will go on forever. Might be the best thing ya'll have ever done.

[@RadicalDonkey]

I agree. I hope this goes on forever haha there must be so much to mine.

[@ProfessorGokhart]

Whenever I think of this match, my brain screams MINUS FIVE STARS in Bryan Alvarez's voice XD

[@zero_gateway6810]

This was the first one I have actually been able to watch along with, and it was AMAZING :D Also I now want every episode to have an "Awesome Kong is Unimpressed" meme in it

[@AbsoluteZero-zg9gj]

Best match ever

[@swaggleboon]

Man, you guys seem fun to hang out with

[@AySy40]

I’m ngl the intro of Tempest and Pete might be fav thing about this. Catches me off guard every time

[@metalbudsgaming8371]

Those T-Rex slaps were brutal I'm surprised Sharmell got out alive.

[@paulgibbon5991]

A fun bit of trivia: The arms of a T-Rex were puny compared to the rest of it, but would still have been about as strong as a strong human, albeit with less leverage.

[@CJ-cp4gn]

This was the first time I've ever seen that match.... It won't be the last. Bloody hell that was hilarious

[@retrokoh]

This is THE MATCH that came to mind when you guys started this series. Now, the true quest begins... Find something worse

[@iamlegend4064]

There's no way.

[@retrokoh]

@@iamlegend4064 I want fiery debates on every subsequent episode's comment section: "Was it worse than THIS match?" All in good fun, of course

[@MeonLights]

Luke has to hold his tummy, Tempest has to hold his mask, Pete can't hold his balance... truly a sign that this match breaks everyone with laughter.

[@yzfr620032]

Jenna vs Sharmell is like watching a car crash in slow motion. It's terrible, but you can't stop watching it.

[@holopan132]

Just went and watched this match. Those T-rex slaps were incredible 🤣 my day has been made

[@diabeticman2194]

Watched this match on KZbin last week, oh boy it was a banger of wrestlecrap! Hoping to see more TNA matches on this series (the blindfold cage and electrified cage from Lockdown 2007 come to mind) as they can be the best entertaining bad out there!

[@glenndallas7171]

What about first blood between Matt Morgan and Hernandez? Or Rebel vs Shelly Martinez?

[@RAP7ORv]

Those T rex slaps were hysterical.

[@grimwriter9889]

This match is the equivalent of Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"

[@glenndallas7171]

I'm sure Rebel vs Shelly Martinez and Bushwhackers vs Volkoff and Sheik from Heroes of Wrestling are already in the box, but what about CMLL's 2017 match with Dos Caras, Rayo de Jalisco Jr, and Villano IV vs. Canek, Cien Caras, and Mascara Ano 2000? That one is six old men screwing EVERYTHING up.

[@OmegaInfinityAlpha]

Dave gave it - 4 because the camel clutch looked half-decent. That's it. He gave this match the tiniest leeway because for a split second, in that single frame, it could have easily been mistaken for a wrestling match.

[@kimani2286]

I need y’all to see that damn Jackie Gayda match 😅

[@rushguy1]

Pete’s reaction to the T-Rex slaps is absolute gold.

[@dylanjamieson4300]

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart - Heroes of Wrestling

[@Bupernox]

Luke's reaction to Jenna's ring entrance, you can feel it in your soul

[@vowel2]

Brilliant guys. Just found the Worst Match Ever videos, loving them. Went to watch them from the start and found the playlist for these on the channel. Mentioning this as a heads up. You have the Feb 27th RAW review in that playlist by accident :) .

[@a_ninja2376]

This was one of the funniest things I have witnessed in a long time. I had no idea what I was in for

[@kamondawolf]

I'd say two STRONG contenders for this show are the Chamber of Horrors from Halloween Havoc '91 or Hogan v Warrior at Halloween Havoc '98.

[@ousmansano21]

Taker vs Goldberg

[@djtek9ine]

The Bryan and Vinny call backs popped me so much!

[@danzgalliwag]

i love the variety this show has had already and simply down to the luck of the draw. we've had a saudi match, a shameless product placement, and a tna icon, and now we're getting the evening gown match. all of these matches are unique and that's my favorite aspect of this show.

[@JustinWilliams-ks6wi]

If would give this video a thousand likes myself just for Pete falling off the chair. Best possible reaction. Love you guys

[@jamesyomtob4094]

Best idea for a series. I have fun watching this so much

[@zhwright_]

The intro to this has made me start rewatching Man vs Food, and I appreciate Luke greatly for it.

[@JonathanH71]

Have you put Van Hammer vs Doug Somers-Halloween Havoc 1991 in your box? That might be worse than this.

[@joshuamurray5709]

Absolutely loving this series! So much fun

[@johnseawind9558]

By the ghost of David Arquette, that was a horrible... thing! I guess Earl Hebner drew the short straw that night.

[@SirSketch4th]

I didn't laugh while watching this match. I was just dumbfounded by how this could have gotten on a show people paid to see. Again, this series is such a joy to watch every week and it makes my day every time too. Those slaps though.....

[@ryanliederbach6939]

I have a few suggestions: DX vs Brothers of Destruction Crown Jewel 2018 Fiend vs Seth Rollins from HIAC 2019 Brothers of Destruction vs Kronik Unforgiven 2001 Hogan vs Warrior Halloween Havoc 98

[@jojo-b55]

1:53 Stephen Amell deserved a shoutout there

[@FinBrennan]

Just saw on Wikipedia that there was only 1100 people in attendance. Poor souls 😂

[@TheThird1977]

This was a lot of fun. Of course watching great wrestling is, well, great, but there's an unmatched joy in watching bad wrestling with a bunch of like-minded people and laughing like a drain together. Really hoping Rebel vs. Shelly Martinez ("MY VAG!") features in a future video.

[@muggsybergner0206]

This match was awesome for all the wrong reasons, but, to be honest, I was slightly distracted by the shortest Hotpants in the history of mankind 😂

[@TailsFiraga]

Watching the match with you guys, I think it transcended into art once those slaps happened.

[@aj2766]

And the crowd goes "wtf was that?"

[@toledo_campos]

You're top tier reactors, look at you hahaha and what an experience. It helps we could follow the action in parallel to you guys. Great work

[@xerael4659]

We're laughing at Jenna's entrance but a lot of girls on certain "fan sites" get thousands of dollars for less than that.

[@TheChamp33]

It’s even funnier when MarkyD did the review on this match too 😭

[@ericmonaco4509]

The only reason i remember this match and why will always remember is because *MINUS FIVE STARS*

[@JeremyBearimy913]

I really hope you guys eventually do El Gigante vs Nailz from New Japan in 1994. It's almost impossible for a match that short to be THAT bad, but they managed it.

[@aztecwrrior1997]

No that can be buried Gonzalez vs Nailz is like seeing 2 fridges trying to dance

[@AlienFrequency]

that 'was' a nice entrance by that Jenna chick though... beyond that, it's down hill.

[@dfdedsdcd]

You guys should make another placement for this match so it can be on top and bottom of the list.

[@TheMKZero]

Ya know I wasn't sure if I was gonna stick around and watch this, but then Tempest and Pete made some funny noises and now I'm 1000% invested and want to watch the whole series.

[@NachtBogen]

I would've loved it if Dave gave it -4 3/4 stars. I feel like it's somehow even worse/funnier that it couldn't do 5 and he went out of his way to give it just less then 5

[@prezeznrjuan4566]

still throwing my hat in for the MY VAG match with rebel and shelly martinez

[@galactor123]

I caught Tempest being cheeky and quoting Vinny from Bryan and Vinny's take on this match. The "shot in the head with a large gun" line is directly taken from their review. Bein' cute and referencing the arguably more famous review during this match I see

[@RadicalDonkey]

So good 😂 despite being pretty seasoned in all companies and being a 2000s TNA fan, I'm watching all these for the first time. Can't wait for more. I'd maybe throw in something I watched out of curiosity the other day which was the Monster Truck Sumo Match and Capital Combat 90 with Robocop. I don't think it's that funny, but a complete letdown and dud I remember is Goldberg vs Lesnar WM20. Warrior vs Hogan from WCW too.

[@brianhalligan9268]

And so begins this series Bruno level title reign.

[@6p-ss9]

i used to watch wrestling with my dad, but since moving to uni i e discivered i find less joy watching it alone. watching these make it feel like im a part of a group, so thank you for making me love bad wrestling :)

[@TheatreKallum]

OMG watching that along that was glorious. I am so happy for this show having gifted me the experience of watching that match. I think if I had any reccomendations for bad matches to add to the things to list of watching Michael Nakazawa defeated Alex Jebailey from Fyter Fest 1 from AEW. Gang I think you need to place this match at the top based on how you judged the last match as the one you enjoy the most going to the top.

[@thundercloud280_]

Oh no I completely forgot about Nakazawa vs Jebailey

[@maurovazquez7043]

They put the one they didin't enjoy at the top. They enjoyed Undertaker vs Goldberg more than the zombies match.

[@ericng7656]

To be fair when i watch the match and see earl heibner's actions and reactions, I geneuinely think TNA wanted to turn this into a comedy match. With that in mind, this match is actually a succesa

[@bonusbaby801]

Oh my damn. This match happened while I was locked up so I've NEVER seen or knew about this. I don't even know what to say...

[@Quatimundi]

this match was sublime. (also- timestamp on the screen! so useful for these watchalongs.)

[@DavidCurry1981]

I'm left with no words, only questions to wrap my brain around what I just saw. Questions like: 1) Who were the TNA road agents assigned to help structure this match?, 2) Who was responsible for calling the match in the ring?, 3) How was it decided that 10 minutes of television time(6 minutes of match time) would be allotted for this match on a PPV card?, 4) At what point between her T-Rex slap comeback and slapping Awesome Kong after the match did Jenna realize the importance of fully extending her arms when slapping someone?, and 5) Was there a pre-match walkthrough to go over to camel clutch spot and remind both Sharmell and Jenna of how to do a rope break to release a submission?

[@isaacpotatocrowley9738]

We got Matt McMuscles finding the worse fighting game in history. Now we got these bois finding the worse match ever. What a time to be alive

[@Boom12]

I just marked out at the reveal for next week's episode, AGAIN! This is astounding... Man, Jenna, you make Kelly Kelly look like Bryan Danielson.

[@freaksh0560]

Big Dave was gonna give it -5 stars but saw the lap dance spot and changed it to -4 😂

[@CycoJAM77]

Ooh, I got a TNA match for you. The Fish market Street Fight. Shark Boy & Curry Man vs. Team 3D.

[@Brodysseus]

I wonder what good matches you can think of that have bad spots that either take you out of it or just stick with you. Brought to you by the NXT Jailhouse Street Fight table sound effects.

[@dramadude22]

If this weren’t bad enough, I remember this match being set up as heel v. heel. This was just DOA.

[@tyj6081]

Loving this series guys, I really enjoy watching and laughing along with you guys, keep it up! 😂

[@jamescurrall9341]

If it was in the Tokyo Dome Dave would've given it minus 5 *

[@diabeticman2194]

Underrated comment right here!

[@ManaMan25]

13:00 Tempest, I did. I watched this negative five star match LIVE and in person.

[@VicHolland_SCS]

Watched this with Orange Cassidy vs. Jay Lethal on in the background. Proof that “not trying” is just a gimmick for Orange.

[@luapslev5826]

This match is so bad that it's y=1/x approaching from the negative side. It's so far down that it becomes a 5 star classic

[@Vicked.]

this match is iconic what do you mean. Jenna is champion material

[@MNATrevor]

You guys haven’t seen George the Animal Steele vs Greg the Hammer from heroes of wrestling or James Storm vs Chris Harris blindfold match.

[@TriViuM2k22]

Tempest actually talked about the match. I wonder why he never does that during live reactions where he only talks about Pokemon...

[@aztecwrrior1997]

0:39 Pete became Mario

[@KaiMoya420]

I love this series and never want it to end. But, guys, im pretty sure we have our winner. I dont see how anything could possibly be worse than that.

[@retrokoh]

Brawl for All, random Giant Gonzalez match, Jackie Gayda in 2003, there are some more turds for sure.

[@MikeLima777]

Heroes of Wrestling

[@wstine79]

I'm waiting for the Playboy Bunny match from Wrestlemania 19.

[@absolutezero2-qk3ks]

I'm waiting for the Sting one

[@ShooterSF]

First time I've seen this match. Rough going. I'm always uneasy at these japanese strong style matches especially with less experienced wrestlers. Someone could have gotten really hurt in some of those spots.

[@barrycomerford18]

Zelina vega vs doudrop is an absolute abomination 🤣

[@gunnersfan111]

First one of these I've been able to watch along with as I don't have the Network. Makes it a lot more fun as well.

[@puertoricandream5164]

I had to watch the match again it had been a while.... It was horrible..... But your reactions were hilarious 😂😂😂😂 can't wait for the next one

[@thomaselliott5026]

This series HAS to review Shelly Martinez vs Rebel. If you are looking for bad wrestling...

[@MultiClassGeek]

I *demand* that there be a Worst Match Ever live show at the next Wrestletalk Watch Party

[@11mdon]

I found another TNA match: Shelly Martinez v Rebel from TNA's One Night Only: Knockouts Knockdown 4

[@Curathol]

Jake Roberts & Yokozuna vs Jim Neidhart & King Kong Bundy - Heroes of Wrestling I hope, it's in there. It might be the death of Tempest, but it should be in there ...

[@the3Ebroadcast]

How about the main event of Heroes of Wrestling? Jake Roberts and Yokozuna VS King Kong Bundy and Jim Neidhart

[@zopilote7]

Tempest repeating bryan and vinny quotes about the match verbatim doesn't surprise me in the least.

[@joaopires1761]

Sharmell gets a lot of undeserved flak here, haha. She could run the ropes to a decent level, pulled some moves that looked decent, but got forced to sell a lot of Jenna's awful stuff.

[@JohnHartson20]

like I said before: In my Eyes the gorgeous Sharmell carried Morasca through the whole Match and then she had to lose because of this stupid Hair Accident and it really s..ks a bit that Hebner was also on Morascas side through the whole Match... the only Mistake the beautiful Sharmell made was to wrestle in such a classy and elegant Gown, Bra and Panties would have been much easier and more comfortable. Her Camel Clutch was perfectly delivered and Sharmell sold those poor Slaps amazing, so in the End I would give the Melanin Beauty Queen a 7,5/10 for this Match.

[@MorbidFayde]

The homage to man v food in the intro is everything

[@lazypaladin]

*_I need that Awesome Kong Meme, ASAP!_*

[@RedMinion5051]

My Suggestion for the box, Stephanie McMahon vs A-train Smackdown August 13 2003.

[@press_x_tojason]

This is a MINUS 5 STARS match that, as booked, was a minus 3 stars match, and Awesome Kong was responsible for about +6 stars.

[@press_x_tojason]

RE: their ultimate placement, I like it. There are matches that will be on the list that will be more fun/less painful, and obviously there will be matches that will be better. But few that will be BOTH, and certainly neither of the others that we've seen before it were both. In time, it will move up, at least slightly. But definitely not THE top, when you take into account who is actually in the match.

[@press_x_tojason]

Oh, and next week's match... those are going to be two pro workers, turning a minus 5 star match CONCEPT into as decent as a minus 2 star match.

[@AdamjacobiGIA]

This match is the wrestling version of "The Room." Iconic in its ineptitude.

[@cdhstarz]

I would like to humbly submit Team 3D vs LAX from TNA's Lockdown 2007 in an electric steel cage match for consideration.

[@DamwainGames]

There is only one answer. Big Daddy vs Giant Haystacks, Wembley 1981. Ruined my childhood