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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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[@LightingInvoker]

Julien is that kind of salesman that has to be escorted off the set of Shark Tank by security

[@rachellopez6626]

I'm positive Mark Cuban would give him an offer though lmao

[@officerk1693]

I am crying

[@4yer4]

FUCK

[@noo2019]

I was about to like this but it has 666 likes so i must step back and let the devil do His work...

[@autumn643]

this is the realest thing ive ever read

[@sophiew1454]

Julien: *adjusts sales pitch* Jenna: yeah okay sold Julien: *keeps adjusting*

[@alexxbelair]

Gh

[@alexxbelair]

😊just

[@user-qh8vy5tu1y]

a true artist

[@meganfonseca5678]

I think Julien's only aim is to make Jenna laugh so much that she cries..its fucking adorable.

[@anabengarson]

Megan Fonseca We all need a Julien in our lives

[@AprilRosyChampagne59]

Its honestly one of my favorite things on this earth.

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

I love when guys can make you laugh like this 😂

[@halley6903]

IKR, wish I had a friend like that

[@brownurbany]

Such good friends

[@maddy_renel]

I keep coming back to this video, years later, just to skip to the timestamp 29:09. I just need to hear Julien sigh heavily and then say "...we are creating a giant umbrella that goes on top of churches and provides water to the whole church", followed by Jenna's "I can't be here anymore. I have to go" while she's barely breathing through her laugher. That particular moment just makes me laugh!

[@creepykels]

that's my favorite part xD

[@janekoistinen7169]

I recently started chemo treatments and I basically do nothing but sleep all day so the last few nights I've been binging these podcasts like crazy when I'm awake and I just want to thank y'all for cracking me up nonstop

[@laurnias1516]

Jane Koistinen Sending get well wishes ❤❤❤ I'm sorry for what you're going through

[@ChristinaWoodall]

Sending healing thoughts hon, I worked in cancer treatment and I acted like a fool to make my patients laugh. It was a daily goal 😆😆😆😆 You got this, Jane! Dink fam sticks together!!!

[@savannahsparklez8546]

Stay strong, love! I’m rooting for you, sending positive vibes your way. You’ve got this ❤️❤️❤️

[@happyhappy-hc4bj]

Stay strong were all rooting for u

[@GlobaL0ve]

Feel better and get better ❤❤❤❤

[@clarabellumm]

candy belt: WE ARE COPS umbrella water: WE ARE BRITA pocket fear: WE ARE AIR

[@hs-ei]

the three nations lived in harmony until umbrella water attacked

[@ethansmook452]

nobody: absolutely no one: not a soul: Belt Candy: We Are Cops

[@Aly-sh9qp]

And umbrella bottle: we are brita

[@prip1999]

if someone just clicked on the podcast and was scrolling through the comments and they see this they would be so lost 😂

[@Mmorguemusic]

Candy cow

[@sadieroberts6499]

"do you want a kazoo?" "I want a kazoo" "pRiZe RiVeR"

[@Jelly4Telly]

I love watching Jenna's mental state gradually decline every time Julien segues into a sponsor. 😂

[@rae123]

Sam Weaver sAME

[@alexanderaraignee6891]

I never cried because of the comments😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MarinaNicole2fl]

i love watching juliens mental state gradually decline throughout the entire podcast because of jennas fuckery

[@Jelly4Telly]

cmon dude yeah, on a scale of 1-10 Julien's had it.

[@alix9529]

theres a vid of juliens segweys and you can se ow she progressivly gets more annoyed so fu ny

[@elizabethf6750]

*BELT CANDY* _we are cops._

[@AnimalJamVideos1234]

PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN!! This made my mom actually yell from the other room "are you okay" because I was laughing so hard that it made me sound like I was crying.

[@jadelabeija3654]

oml i remember being a fan of you

[@Ashley__Rose]

Lol my son just asked me if I was ok too. The umbrella water is what did me in. 🤣🤣🤣☂️💦

[@katiemiller3]

They did it again 👌🏼

[@corvhysteria]

w o a h i feel like you just broke the 4th wall or something by commenting this btw you got me back into Aj and i truly thank you for that

[@emmahandy1512]

I did not expect to see bepper here 😁 I watched you years ago.

[@apoc754]

omg jenna laugh crying saying "I can't be here anymore" hahahaha

[@cader4304]

"maybe not the butt plug" he responded, stumbling.

[@emilybagley4393]

Caitlin Robert uhrs

[@carlysutton1698]

"is that a belt?" "...this is my dog"

[@corvhysteria]

I had to *un-like* then *re-like* this just to get my point across

[@plshelp3340]

As seen on tv commercials

[@janaloff]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bfelixfranco]

"happy to have you home, son"

[@kaileegarcia612]

IM NOT A BOY

[@alexl.4362]

@@kaileegarcia612 Kailee

[@vi4086]

I will buy ANYTHING julien wants to sell, im CRYING

[@abbieglitterz2209]

Belt Candy: We Are Cops

[@giorgia.m]

In theatres October 21st

[@youllseemeeverywhere480]

Umbrella water: we are Brita

[@XSwishable]

“You parked somewhere you say ‘FUCK’ I thought this was a lot closer to the church” 😂

[@nutnutnutnutnut]

Seeing "Podcast #157 - Snake Oil" in my notifications during math class made me say *_wtf did they talk about this time_* I wasn't disappointed.

[@Ipoopanimals]

Super Aesthetic Unicorn same

[@josie955]

This was just 52 minutes of Julien advertising stuff and jenna hysterically laughing. Good stuff

[@NahlaAnwer]

Julien is quite the salesman, he would stop at nothing just to make a sell. Belt candy, we are cops. Seriously.

[@hannierzlol]

I laughed so haRD DURING UMBRELLA WATER THAT MY RETAINER FLEW OUT MY MOUTH

[@ginrayn]

HannierzHangover It's Brita, umbrita.

[@GreenAndTheToe]

Oh. No. I’m wearing my retainer right now

[@KingQuirk]

Its different genders "Paparazzi is Female" "and Paparazzo is Female" "Oh wait.. they're both female"

[@jellaurie2227]

"Candy Belt, We're cops"

[@madisonezell8721]

omg julien was making me laugh my ass off, hahahaha

[@user-um5qc2bb7j]

Lanaaa

[@faitholas1565]

Madison Ezell ay lmao

[@deelaam9100]

this game is made for someone like julien I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@LilSista1394]

Jenna totally missed a chance to use the sound board when she saw her profession as an alien

[@missartist123]

"Julieeeeeeennnnn-uuuuhhh" 😂

[@andrearupe6035]

I love how her goofy sales voice gets like hard new york

[@tryagain09]

"This game is fun if you have a Julien in your life" we all need a Julien in our lives

[@nicklehn911]

Kermit popping his head up for like 3 seconds is like me in a group chat

[@vanontheinternet8596]

I cried laughing during umbrella water.

[@Agodders]

Gah I've been marathoning your podcasts for a week now and the 'dinks' like transcend me to another dimension I've heard them that much 😂

[@Mini___]

Annie G sometimes I sit in class and just start thinking DINK DINK DINK DINK

[@Hannah-ne2vi]

Annie G Look up the "dink dink" compilation it really loses all meaning after that lmao

[@bettylocks9753]

That's the dink fam man!!

[@bettylocks9753]

I fall down that hole too! On my way into work I get a lot of odd stares walking whilst almost rolling with laughter!

[@Agodders]

Hannah that is genius.. and worries me how many episodes I've watched seeing so many dinks together 😂

[@emilydanxelle]

Please do this again sometime because I can't bREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD 😂

[@dirtyhatemachine]

Emily Danielle yeah they should do it like once every two months

[@kellymcdaniel3302]

Let me tell you something. Watching this at school in the library was the biggest mistake of my life. I'm crying and wheezing and I'm getting a lot of strange looks.

[@valkyrie4247]

Kelly McDaniel i relate

[@janaloff]

😂😂😂😂

[@jessicaredfern7867]

I'm a codependent in a relationship with an emotionally unavailable, abusive, and damaged man. Your relationship is gradually giving me the courage and motivation to leave him and nurture my amazing self and attract the kind of person who will celebrate my ridiculous self. Thank you both. 💖

[@opal_skies97]

Please take care of yourself! You’re beautiful and beyond capable of overcoming this situation. I was in a toxic relationship myself last year and it took just about everything in me to leave him. But it happened and let me tell you, it has not been easy. I’m still nursing wounds I thought had long scarred over. This may hurt, but it’s so worth it, darlin ❤️ You can do this.

[@jessicaredfern7867]

@@opal_skies97 Thank you so much. 💖💖💖

[@irisx1602]

How did this comment age? Did you do it?

[@jessicaredfern7867]

@@irisx1602 yeah, he's history. Thanks for asking. 😁

[@irisx1602]

Jessica Redfern makes me soooo happy! ❤️❤️

[@TheScenesweetie2010]

Julien sounds like the commercials off of rick and morty

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

stephanie w he also sounds like the mayor from the Simpsons

[@charlottetheunicorn8218]

omg that is so true pure improvisation

[@daltonlavelle4286]

Was anyone else proud of Julien for knowing Paparazzi is by Lady Gaga?

[@alicemaddock2995]

Dalton Lavelle julien DOESNT suck at celebrity trivia: music edition

[@pterodactylpancakes4282]

No matter how many times I watch this episode, it always gets better 😂😂😂 "That North Star really does me dirty sometimes..."

[@BrittB575]

"The vomit grows on the bush... it's like a Chia pet." 😂😂

[@aspen8514]

A W H H E L L Y E A H

[@saint2395]

HELL YEAH

[@evilmagician430]

said mom

[@fuckinwhat7626]

I'm so fucking late to finishing this podcast that Jennas basketball game was yesterday

[@karsynhardy2851]

This comment needs more recognition

[@omgDora]

Love this!

[@fuckinwhat7626]

omgDora your reply made me click back and IM STILL 10 MORE MIN TILL ITS DONE GOD HELP MEEEE

[@theanadevine]

FuckinWhat almost choked to death OMG

[@fuckinwhat7626]

Adriana Devine oh dont worry I finally finished it lol

[@0Yazz]

23:19 - 31:00 will forever go down as the greatest podcast segment ever. It's been 3 years now and I still go back to watch this and crack up every time at Julien thinking on his feet about this hahahhaa if there's anything I miss most about Jenna's presence online, it was her interactions with Julien in videos like this hahaha hope you're doing well, girl!

[@brittanyhyatt3407]

"Belt candy protection services....we are cops" Now that's a damn fine slogan if I've ever heard one 😂🤣😂🤣

[@angieqi3151]

I WAS CRYING LAUGHING WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE WHILE WATCHING JULIEN EXPLAIN THE UMBRELLA WATER. THIS WAS DURING A LIBRARY STUDY SESSION, HIGH-KEY ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT.

[@alyssad7892]

WHEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE 40FT UMBRELLA I LOST MY SHIT

[@thecookinmama]

"When you run to the HOLY HOUSE" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@georgiamoore394]

You should have a Segway off with snake oil cards

[@lacieverett3937]

Georgia Moore Julian already won

[@Gabblebabbi]

Where can I order my “candy belt: WE ARE COPS” t-shirt?

[@melisafreidenfelde9753]

HEY WHATS UP YOU GUYS DINK DINK

[@Mini___]

anxiety DINK

[@user-um5qc2bb7j]

DINK DINK

[@johannasteinorsdottir9947]

i just had an attack of you (anxiety attack)

[@saint2395]

anxiety DINK DINK

[@kaykay12152]

"I can't be here anymore!" *hysterical wails*

[@livin4jc3]

kaykay12152 That is definitely my new answer for any ridiculous situation.

[@JRCody-ds3ec]

julien shouldve called the umbrella water, the umbrita

[@haleyh9541]

I had to wait tell umbrella water was over for me to finish my f****** eyeliner cuz I was dying laughing

[@FGFsMo]

Um can we all just take a second to appreciate Cermit's cameo at 8:35. Boy that tongue is on fleek 😂

[@courtney526]

FGFsMo fave part of the podcast 😂😂

[@rebeccaduncan1029]

YES that was so great

[@emilee2856]

It's official, I'm going to call church's holy houses/huts for the rest of my life now lol

[@iwantallthekitties3153]

Over a year later and I'm still scream-laughing at 'holy house' 😂😂

[@jacklynhlavinka-bingham8356]

Jenna's alternative, "holy hut" had me CRYING

[@vee4642]

PLEASE play Cards Against Humanity!

[@taylorwenneson6637]

Cool Swede they should with j Cyrus

[@punki2081]

Taylor Wenneson and Chris! That’d be hilarious

[@user-vc8qf7ho2h]

The salesman Julien is basically the way he is when he's talking about the sponsors I have a headache

[@semit97]

Julien literally wont stop until jenna has a mental breakdown and says yes

[@mollyw2578]

DINK DINK DINK DIIIINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK

[@meredith__374]

Molly 17 you forgot one more dink

[@meganfinn821]

I love Jenna's salesman voice 😂

[@alexisalcala5701]

She reminds me of Coach Steve from Big Mouth

[@coraanderson83]

the holiest water out there is water that falls from the heavens!

[@ashleopio]

I didn't know snake oil was a game so I clicked on this thinking they had actually bought vials of snake oil and were going to review them on the podcast omg.

[@alexisstrother3647]

Same lol I was wondering how it was even vegan 😂

[@JillianEK]

Honestly same. And I was perfectly prepared for that lol

[@kaykay12152]

*Last time I was this early Jenna didn't have a basketball game tomorrow.*

[@Itsunclegabby]

"They're 'moshpitting'". It's called "moshing", HAHAHA! Y'all really are Mom and Dad.

[@notsusan]

moshing is older than both of them tho

[@JayDeFor]

Julien should teach a master class in pivoting lol

[@paulinemm4775]

Why do I find everything that Julien says so funny? Like.. idk but I think I have adopted his humor 100 :D

[@paulinemm4775]

okay I'm 15 minutes into the episode and there are tears coming from my eyes THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@debbiegraund1783]

ssssame

[@youngkzmusic9586]

PaulineMM FUCKING SAME....HELLO

[@sgoodz]

You could have totally said umbrella water filters it to holy water, c'mon Julian lol ! Would have sold like a GOD CHURCH.

[@mayak1482]

sgoodz holy hut

[@emilymills9887]

Oh hell yeah get dat pdp merch

[@lisahansen5975]

sgoodz Brita of Dibley!

[@sassyitalian3157]

sgoodz >999

[@hottakebabe3842]

That’s what immediately thought of

[@chiararachael2807]

it's the end of the video and I'm still lmao about the vomit bush

[@taylorchafe3732]

I've never seen lmao used in a sentence like this before I'm shook

[@felicityhill6736]

Rome Taylor omg.. my mind is blown...

[@alexisvelasco5563]

I love how Julien was just holding Jennas foot through out the sponsors lmao

[@sofi8245]

JENNA I went to the army navy store and bought MY FIRST CAMMO SHIRT I wore it today with leggings and it looks like I’m cosplaying as you

[@hkazu63]

Sofi dont forget to put on face full of 100 layers of rhinestones to complete the look

[@maggie_876]

and make candles out of your hand

[@erath3005]

So that means you look fucking dope. Right?

[@elainamae337]

Dont forget to always have a cermet near by

[@sammiels12]

Jenna cosplay: leggings, camo top, ponytail, and a dog.

[@kolbis99]

I usually fall asleep at night to these podcasts. Thanks Mom and Dad for tucking me in.

[@leotheabys]

Blasphemy!

[@chloematindi3109]

Same!!

[@mossmeowlucy]

Matthew 25: 34-35 Then the King will say to those on His right hand, ‘Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me UMBRELLA WATER

[@bezilliox]

Amen

[@deannatorney9770]

Amen

[@emmahandy1512]

Amen

[@jester42069]

"...for I was hungry and you gave me candy cow belt..."

[@AntoinettexKitten]

Nema

[@daniellezirpolo489]

I'm currently having panic attack after anxiety attack over and over, and this video is helping me feel a little better. Thank you dinks ❤️

[@EllmaBtc]

I died laughing at Kermit 8:33

[@inyuasha157]

I personally and sexually identify as Kermit looking for attention at 8:33 - 8:40 but coming to terms with the fact hes not gonna get it so he gives up and goes back to sleep

[@G1ngerpocalypse]

Demmy Ale yaaaaaas

[@hauntboos]

omg yes haha i was looking for someone to commit on this

[@graciewhite3000]

belt candy: we are cops. i am SCREECHING.

[@mrstrice420]

My oldest daughter is the same way, Jenna! She has completely stopped wearing dresses and only wears shorts, t-shirts, and her crocs. Nothing makes her mad quicker than when her shorts have fake pockets 🙄😂 My younger is the opposite, she would wear a dress everyday if she had enough dresses!

[@savvysays9758]

jess.and.company omg this is so funny my sister who is 4 only wears tshirts, shorts and crocs haha.

[@ElizaSimmer]

I hate dresses tbh I only wear them if I’m going somewhere important

[@missbeaussie]

Fake pocket rage is totally valid

[@juliajackson1264]

The butt plug nearly killed me

[@emi-rc4fe]

omg kermie at 8:33 im crying

[@taylordawn4202]

emmi h I scrolled through looking for this comment lol

[@asial5912]

SAME 😂👏🏼

[@znyznyzny]

emmi h "hi what's up you guysss...ok bye"

[@tianna1116]

I scrolled looking for this comment too! He's so adorbz

[@leotheabys]

He's probably crying too 😂

[@mirandalove6184]

Julien takes this game way too seriously I'm trying so hard not to cry I can't believe I just found this now 😂😂😂

[@AshtenOriginals]

This is what the writers of rick and morty play before they write the inter-dimensional cable episodes.

[@h4ley3lder]

Belt Candy....... we are cops

[@GraceSings]

*is vegan* *eats candy cow*

[@ellazaghi4976]

GraceSings BOI

[@aberdeenstuart4410]

GraceSings EYYYYYYYBB

[@niyalove7477]

BUT IM A VIRGO

[@nicolerogers7169]

I just spat out a dorito reading this

[@ilafloweriscool726]

GraceSings okay

[@jeannebeann]

When Cermet try’s to get attention from Jenna but Jenna wasn’t paying attention and the Cermet knows so he sticks out his tongue and then proceeds to be self conscious and leaves. I laughed so hard it made me spit out my Reece’s. Thank you Cermet

[@leahstephenson1348]

Why is no one acknowledging Kermit just casually popping up at 8:33????

[@jennifervandespyker7376]

it was fricking funny but, why didn't Julien just pitch umbrella water as a device for conveniently delivering holy water through the roof of the church and directly into its stoup/font cause that would've been brilliant.

[@jennifervandespyker7376]

fuck i commented this prior to Jenna expressing a similar pitch dammit

[@zolaelewis]

Patiently waiting for you to invite Shane and Ryland. 😉. Hope you guys are having a good day! /hugs

[@erincassidy9008]

Zola Lewis they have had Shane before, but it would be awesome if they had both him and Ryland!

[@zolaelewis]

Trash Bandicoot : I have watched that one. It is actually what got me into watching Shane's stuff. 😉

[@moonjelly3694]

YES!!! THAT WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD PODCAST!!!!

[@niyalove7477]

Belt Candy™ “We are cops!”

[@auntiesnixx4849]

I think the yawn knife should've been where you could stab the person and it would put them to sleep instead of killing them. That way you wouldn't be charged for murder and it still would stop them from hurting you.

[@saysay4247]

That’s smart though, because I sure don’t want to be violent or be violent-ed against... yawn knife

[@postmortem7621]

5 years late lol but see that would just make too much sense

[@Mimi-vw9jh]

Fuck, I need water in my gullet on the way to the holy house! We are Brita. LMAO

[@officerk1693]

Mimi that entire part was HILARIOUS OMFG. We are Brita.

[@maggieclaussen7000]

Is Jenna’s mic tape bothering anyone else

[@xBexxie666]

Maggie Claussen yes

[@helmiina5396]

It is now

[@MrPaulisSmall]

Julien uses it for twitch streams

[@AntoinettexKitten]

I thought it was a tentacle

[@graceb4955]

Having a low time right now, y’all always made me laugh and a feel a bit better. I will keep rewatching old videos. Hope you’re well.

[@Secretzstolen]

*That north star really does me dirty sometimes* 🤣🤣🤣

[@swiftiemaddie]

Claims to be vegan, doesn’t even ask if the vomit bush is vegan

[@nattoluvsyou]

Maddie Beechner what about the candy cow? That's definitely not vegan.

[@alix9529]

😂😂😂😂 u made me choke on me spag bol

[@user-um5qc2bb7j]

Vomit is from an animal dude she even said it’s prepackaged

[@isaackeller8586]

It looks and tastes like human vomit, but she never said it IS human vomit. So whether it's an animal product not not is debatable.

[@emilymulcahy]

Isaac Keller nah, it's a bush, therefore it is a veggie product

[@juliathompson101]

Cement popping up at 8:34 gave me life

[@kendradeclue2667]

Julia Thompson cement 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KeySomniorum]

This is my favorite one. I was trying not to die laughing, and it's super hard to pretend you're not laughing at work in a quiet office job.

[@momo9106]

urge soap: u wash your cement en an urge soap to rid an cemert of soap fetish

[@GGOBLINN]

Just got humiliated at school and came home to this on my phone. Thank you for making me laugh when I feel like shit Jenna and Julien!

[@ticki1182]

Keep your head High! ... I promise you, you won't even think of those people in a few years

[@Hannah-eb4uz]

want me to fight someone for you? i got you dink fam

[@wadooshful]

Things will turn around for you, babe ❤

[@lcapone124]

Sorry to hear about that homefry, it'll get better soon. Stay strong, you got the dink fam behind you!! Lots of love goin your way bruh! :)

[@caley.j.n]

IM ABOUT TO SQUARE UP I NEED NAMES AND LOCATIONS RIGHT NOW

[@ek4606]

Cermet needs some urge soap

[@Itsunclegabby]

😹😹😹

[@taylanielsen-pomerenke394]

I think this is literally the funniest Jenna Julien podcast I always come back to it 🤣🤣

[@saras.7928]

Candy Belt we're cops.