Podcast #98 - Playing Nuclear Winter

[@dslashg]

"Why don't we just cut to the chase and keep the really sexy pregnant woman???"

[@maryahmadi]

When julien said "when we get married"

[@mijaumiaumiao]

Its been almost three years 😫

[@e.g.2261]

@@mijaumiaumiao pffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttt😂😅🤣

[@miihkaule3187]

Wait I thought they were just friends????

[@offdooty]

karen mk friends with twitch benefits

[@miihkaule3187]

@@offdootyyes ofc

[@love51492]

What if the masseuse was the one with scissors for hands.

[@summerlofland7494]

😂

[@angiet7380]

The rounded handles would be used to massage

[@Thatsbornfkdo]

Or the doctor😂

[@d.e.564]

+Anna West So, Andy from Fallout 3?

[@user-js5yv7gd7l]

Omg no 😂😂😂

[@jacquelinemeger1296]

oooh I'm so mad, they decided between doctor and nurse right at the beginning, but they COULD HAVE HAD BOTH! They totally forgot they eliminated the nurse right at the beginning! Having both in the shelter would have been the dream team.

[@jaygroomes1357]

Jacqueline Meger truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@yonaoki]

Limited number of spaces

[@jojobeetch]

@@yonaoki The sexy pregnant woman is unnecessary thoe

[@yonaoki]

@@jojobeetch but shes sexy and pregnant

[@ukirichuful]

If you play this game again, might I suggest hiding / not knowing the characteristics? So you'd only know the occupations, and you have to determine which to keep, and afterwards you look at the characteristics and see how well you did. Like add 'serial killer' or 'necrophiliac' and hope the people you chose didn't have those characteristics.

[@znyznyzny]

nah

[@celephaned.2888]

Great idea!

[@MARLEN446]

Ooh, I like it.

[@makailacarpenter6319]

I like this

[@tayet6875]

Let the mayhem begin. This is a great idea

[@raisingradicals5564]

I feel like a nurse would actually be MORE capable of treating the type of injuries one might sustain in an apocalyptic situation than a doctor. no? maybe?

[@oliviasue6884]

Raising Radicals yeah. The doctor would be like: yup. That’s a blast wound! Nurse! Stitch him up!

[@edsidfug207]

Nurses are for general medical EVERYTHING, Doctors are specialized

[@thekatalexander]

I’m listening to this on the podcast app in 2019 and I came all the way to the comment section on KZbin to see if anyone addressed this and YES! THANK YOU! sorry Julien but you don’t know what your talking about here, a doctor who can’t even treat his own claustrophobia won’t be any help at all compared to a Nurse and also you can raise the puppies to hunt for you and if you had chosen the horse you could have eaten it and/or fed it to the dogs. (Sorry Americans and vegans) That doctors number one phrase uttered would be “I don’t know! My nurse usually does that for me!”

[@whosthatgirl_itsjess]

Lola D I understand where you’re coming from but your information about nursing is inaccurate. Licensed practical nurses learn a LOT more than “basic first aid.” People tend to discount them because their schooling isn’t as long, but they’re still nurses at the end of the day. They sit for the exact same tests as people who are getting their RN, BSN, MSN, etc. If anything, it’s more impressive because they have a year to learn what everyone else is learning in multiple years. RNs have an associate’s degree. BSNs have a bachelor’s degree. Your statement that the most advanced nurse has “only” 6 years of college is also incorrect. Nurses can receive their PhD which takes longer than that. Also do you know how much you learn in one year of nursing school, let alone 6? They’re not just handing out degrees.

[@emmaearthling444]

I agree

[@PearlM38]

I'm a medical student and that argument against the nurse confused me... Why couldn't they pick both the doctor and nurse? If I had to pick one, I'd much rather have a nurse with practical knowledge and experience rather than a doctor who probably wouldn't even be able to do his job very well due to his phobia...

[@JRCody-ds3ec]

plus being in a bomb shelter you have limited supplies so having a nurse who knows the basic stuff that is necessary but not over the top is better than a doctor who, in a bomb shelter situation, would be limited to the abilities of a nurse while also being unable to function

[@emmaearthling444]

Agreed

[@bluepurplepink]

But the sexy pregnant woman tho

[@desireer6915]

Yes! Also unfortunately, I think there's a huge misconception with nurses and doctors that most people fall prey to and then jump to conclusions about: nurses don't have the knowledge doctors have, therefore they aren't as 'qualified'. And my arguement to this is that nurses ARE extremely knowledgeable. And I would go as far to say they actually know their patients better than doctors half the time. (In large hospital settings at least. Not as much private practices, since in private practices the doctor spends most of the time with the patient, and the nurse or assistant only checks them in.) But I also think that Julien may be thinking of surgical situations, in which case the nurse wouldn't be able to help with. Although, to be honest, in their situation, I would rather have both the nurse AND the doctor. Because both are extremely helpful and would be able to assit each other in emergency situations.

[@Isabel-928]

I have absolutely no professional medical knowledge and I thought the same thing and then saw your comment which really resonated with me)

[@Sgtcygnus]

I'm super tempted to write a Wikipedia page about the beer that julien spilled on his chair

[@robertsalazar270]

Why hasn't this happened yet?

[@rebeccapalomeque4601]

@@robertsalazar270 it has.. jenna-marbles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Beer_That_Spilled_on_Julien%27s_Pants

[@amandar5925]

Aye yo green milk, you never answered me. Pepe flavored or mint?

[@desireer6915]

😂 same! Someone should totally do it!

[@marijapivas]

I think that the nurse with puppies deserved to be in the shelter, because sometimes the doctor could use her help, especially if he's triggered by the shelters size and if we are talking about a whole world being destroyed, having dogs is a good thing, cause there would be no animals

[@erinstewart666]

I agree!! I don't know why they didn't even consider having both the doctor and the nurse

[@marijapivas]

I think the masseuse could easily be out. also the doctor can't operate in a shelter and considering the claustrophobia I don't think he would be of much use and a nurse would,and since we're having a lovely discussion here, how big is this shelter? if it can fit 12-13 or even more people (maybe even a horse) :)

[@andialice3458]

Also, the orphan child that pretends to be a cat could be autistic. So when they're older, it's just part of that instead of being just completely totally whacko and disturbing. I think the orphan cat should replace the sexy preggo lady. The chances she and the baby would survive are low and it they do, the baby would cry a lot and need fed a lot etc. But also if the orphan is so autistic that they pretend to be a cat frequently even in their 30's, you probably have to assist in taking care of them a lot, so I feel like they both would be hard to handle in a bomb shelter. So the nurse should replace them both. ((nothing about this is meant to be offensive to people with autism))

[@yesthe7056]

The child is open for a lifetime of reproduction. Also, suppose the mother pumps her milk... there's an extra teat for the rest of the crowd.

[@marijapivas]

Waldo Del Rey omg lol well in your defense she is REALLY sexy xD

[@reallytallmidget2372]

Play 'Walrus' - its where you both have to state a noun and then argue whose noun beats the others noun, similar to how Rock beats Scissors but u can put any noun. It can be a person or an object

[@angiet7380]

I feel like that would strain their relationship from all the bickering they'll do in arguing which noun is best

[@laceybrandmeyer1756]

So u could just say Chuck Norris and win every time. Lol!!!😂😂😂😂

[@caitlynalexandra615]

Asa very importantperson my opinion is: a noun is a person, place or thing so Chuck Norris counts 😂😂

[@oliviasue6884]

A. The chuck Norris meme is soooo dead. Andddd it’s a name so it’s a proper noun. Noun would be like “a mom”

[@GabbyMorgan]

Imagine the masseuse had scissors for hands hahaha

[@nutmeg13sm]

PLEASE do this again but all of the people are KZbinrs 😂😂😂

[@TheSaritaNicole]

OMFG YES!!? That would be great!!!!

[@mattrutkowski5305]

Coming in from 2019 to say, “Yes!” Especially after a lot have been canceled.

[@KevinMAbraham]

i played this game with my 4 friends and use my classmates' names.. and oh boy TEAS ARE SPILLED.. so fun

[@desireer6915]

YESSS 😂😂😂

[@Missvickiem]

I disagree because the doctor may not be able to work properly if he is triggered, as well as the puppies could be used as therapy dogs.

[@JennieKerfuffle]

I would've said no to the botanist. I think Julien underestimates the horrible potential situations that can be caused by a violent drunk.

[@MizzBellaKitty]

Yeah, just him being a violent alcoholic is a pretty big danger. They're in a bomb shelter during a Nuclear War, which is already very dangerous and scary, so adding more danger to that is just asking for a bunch of deaths. Same for the Mayor meth-addict.

[@KM-ld9ln]

Jennie Kerfuffle i feel like alcohol would have so many better uses especially in an apocalypse sohes already taking up the resources. But for the physical and emotional health of everyone else an alcoholic isn’t great

[@JRCody-ds3ec]

switch out the botanist for the nurse

[@emmak9670]

like also there isn’t any sunlight so like how they growin dood

[@lucyoleary7080]

Omg I just realized that the background is Joyce's diner 😂😂

[@finleyroberts1134]

ssaaaaammmmeeee

[@brooklynnsnow4710]

I love that people got this it makes my heart happy

[@chelleybelle1202]

Nurse is been way better than a claustrophobic doctor!! Especially if she's a trauma or ER nurse, but that wasn't specified.

[@oliviasue6884]

Michelle Christine IM GONNA BE A TRAUMA NURSE!!!!!

[@CreaturesofNat]

Lol the green screen muted Julien's hair, here's an idea, dye your hair green screen green... Hours of fun.

[@erinspicola2012]

HAHAHAHA

[@TardalikeTARDIS]

omG i was soooo confused thank you

[@yoim2bad556]

NavounyDivine green morph suit?

[@kassieluv1133]

NavounyDivine - then ends up doing this 2 years later. 😂😂

[@katie-qy4sz]

It doesn't matter tonight we're doing kumbaya

[@JessicaQ]

Someone make a movie out of this please.

[@heavenjackson5805]

After the dark it’s this exact same thing in a movie form

[@jaygroomes1357]

Jessica Q. On it

[@squirmtastic]

Haha I wrote a short story

[@Candle95]

Speaking of Office references at a wedding, my sister just got married and on the inside of her fiancee's wedding band, she got engraved "Boom! Married." instead of "Boom! Roasted." They're both obsessed...

[@troimartin3990]

you guys are my parents and teach me what a healthy couple is supposed to be like and i love it

[@buggybin]

Troi Martin I read that just as I passed 47:15 (or something) where he talked about a sexy pregnant woman vs a human who pretends to be a cat 😂😂

[@mollylollygollygosh]

A horse that thinks it's cat would have made me die laughing

[@desireer6915]

Oh my gosh YESSS 😂😂😂

[@Krone37Io]

take the horse, then kill it for food, you have one less mouth to feed and dont have to deal with the fart problem.

[@angiet7380]

Yeah, but you see, that involves logic

[@Syd448]

They’re vegan tho lol

[@imbored7039]

would you be vegan if you had to live in a bomb shelter? no

[@frekf]

@@borpie nooo don't kill her she's so sexy ahah

[@SoyPetTurtle]

It does require logic haha but I will say that that probably literally did not cross their minds at all, as it didn't for me til I just read that comment. Not that's there anything wrong with it but as someone who doesn't eat meat, animals just don't cross my mind that way. Plus it's rare to eat horse in the US anyway

[@savannahornt3418]

Julien, nurses are more capable than you give them credit for.

[@CJ-je4hd]

They do most of the patient care and general procedures

[@kiaraprabhu7080]

I totally believe you but just out of curiosity, what's the difference in training/ ability between nurses and doctors

[@somethingspecial4306]

@@kiaraprabhu7080 Without going into much detail about it, nurses tend to have more knowledge about general medical practices. They have a broader amount of knowledge about multiple things, whereas a doctor will be more specialized. A nurse will be able to tell you that you have a common sickness but an Immunologist would be able to tell you specific details about that, where it is coming from, different forms a treatment, etc. With that said, nurses can also have specialties such as specifically being an ER/Trauma nurse.

[@kiaraprabhu7080]

@@somethingspecial4306 this was really informative and interesting, thank you so much!

[@JLawson86]

As a nurse, I give julien a pass here bc he most likely hasn’t had a reason yet in life to learn/experience the difference between a good nurse and a mediocre doctor...not to mention one with debilitating triggers 😂😂😂

[@romy7408]

Anyone else here would 100% have kept the nurse with the puppies?? Espec since Julien got his own special pick and Jenna didn't. I think dogs can be such valuable members of the community, both as friends and they could even be trained to like hunt once the outside world becomes available again, or attack intruders if they'd ever make their way in there. Also a nurse can still do loads and loads of basic first aid!!

[@vegangurly]

Romy Kitten what if the puppies were chihuahuas. Hunting ability zilch

[@camilaa.229]

Hey, Chihuahuas are still pretty good hunters! They're aggressive and triggered as fuck.

[@paigelouise8198]

"or you could eat the four pu-- I'm kidding I would never." -- Jenna Marbles 2k16

[@Talonjade]

"That's not even the good side of the falls. The Canadian side is better." WHERE MY FELLOW CANADIANS AT? :P Also, the Mayor who's addicted to meth... Anyone else picture Rob Ford?

[@ejejjeje]

Here! and spot on w the rob ford.

[@Panicmcrfobsp]

Yes, I automatically thought of Rob Ford!!

[@therebex23]

I like to think of our side as Niagara Falls and the States' side as "just another waterfall"

[@eloraferris9980]

woooo Canadians

[@TheCrazyMango82]

Cocaine not meth lol😉

[@problematicgoose]

Julien: "So you have seen [the movie]!" Jenna: "No, I'm from Rochester!" ahahahaha

[@totheclouds21]

THAT LIFE IS STRANGE BACKGROUND THO

[@tanniebanannie]

I KNOOOOOW

[@rubyrider7902]

two whales diner!!!

[@otenba_artist.3.198]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@finnthehumans]

Nice profile pic

[@totheclouds21]

+finnthehumans :)

[@alexas1797]

This is one of my favorite podcasts so I'm rewatching it for the 8165173th time bc I'm really scared and distraught over Trump becoming President... Thank you J & J and the dink fam for always being here for laughs and smiles 💕

[@Biogrrrl]

Same

[@daniadams1415]

lol

[@franksinatra92]

Ew leftist #MAGA

[@claraparson2886]

@@wtffinger autistic screeming????? that is offensive in so many ways and completely wrong

[@arthurcurry1910]

Why all of j&js picks were wrong and the others were right One night while the archeologist is hitting on the hot preggo lady saying something like “did I mention I took a test and am super smart, also I find dinosaur bones on the weekends” the teacher with scissor hands is gunna wanna help cut vegetables that the drunk botanist grew, who is now passed out from hooch, for the chef whos gunna end up getting stabbed on accident and the dr cant help him cuz hes not good in tight spaces, the marines gunna ptsd and over react to the sight of blood, the masseuse is just gunna stand there and do a jim face like “saw that coming” while the ventriloquist puts his hand up the rocket scientists ass causing him to yell out “subscribe!” waking up the drunk botanists who goes on a rampage but at least julien will have a nice a haircut to watch it all unfold while jenna has on her cassette player pretending shes on a rainbow.

[@arthurcurry1910]

Why all of the other choices were the right ones Meanwhile in my shelter, now you have a functioning medical assistant with 4 cute dogs who can provide a therapeutic comfort to everyone, it may freak out the orphan cat kid at first but eventually they’ll all get along, the pop star will ask well what are gunna do now? The musicly star with their creativity will say wanna pretend to make a music video “sure”. then the cop’ll say brb and give an eye to the lawyer to follow him because not only do they share a passion for justice but a passion for jiggling their jollys. Then felon who is used to being in a confined space and is the most reasonable one of the group because of it, not only believes he/she is a psychic, actually proves themselves to be one when they can predict exactly when the horse is gunna light its farts on fire, which they then direct through a specialized airvent the mechanic designed, and the mayor helped because of his knowledge to redirect meth toxins, which helps in the nuclear WINTER. And every night before bed as per tradition, they all show their gratitude for still being alive by joining in circle and prayer to sing kumbaya, as the homeless man reminds them how truly lucky we all are to have eachother. "yaa... and fuk j&j who didnt want us" says criminal "yaa" "group hug" "whos grabbing my ass?" asks musicly.. (all together) "mechaaanicc" "im soorrry" they all laugh "classic mechanic" says homeless guy

[@taradiddle7]

+Arthur Curry wow you really thought that out hahahaha

[@arturov4147]

Arthur Curry this is the best thing I've ever read

[@colette2379]

Arthur Curry this is literally the one of the best KZbin comments I've ever taken the time to read

[@moncala7787]

It's an architect not an archaeologist though, I'm gonna have to request a whole new scenario that doesn't involve dinosaur bones.

[@SassetGingerelli]

why can't you have the doctor and nurse??

[@caley.j.n]

Sasset I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@mariac1984]

The mouths to feed with the puppies the nurse has ruled it out in a way. It would be ideal to have both, but ultimately I probably would have gone with the doctor in terms of the long run.

[@allstr8peopledeservetodie10]

@@mariac1984 but then the doctor wont get anything done with his phobia. Plus some people eat dogs dont they 😂😂 i wouldve took the nurse.

[@mariac1984]

@@allstr8peopledeservetodie10 exposure therapy bby lmao there are ways to work through a phobia

[@jojobeetch]

@@mariac1984 The doggies could have been therapy doggies, which would have been useful to everyone :0

[@CodyJWerther]

Once Joolian yelloo, now Joolian bloond

[@tilooo6129]

No

[@paulhannaway5869]

It's the green screen

[@angiet7380]

+Bravest Potato You seem like you may be a vegan, would you eat meat if it was the only food available, or do you love animals so much that you'd rather die?

[@-vness]

+Theresa Colella good thing it isn't your hair then.

[@Vanessa-ht9mr]

Me being a nursing student with 4 puppies knowing nurses are definitely qualified to treat those types of injuries 👁👄👁

[@samwindberg1412]

Sameeeeee. I'm like dude.

[@desireer6915]

😂❤❤❤

[@alexm5733]

THEY FINALLY TALKED ABOUT GETTING MARRIED!!!❤ AHHHHH

[@katiescribner9625]

YASSSSSSS

[@concert.lover.13]

I KNOW I GASPED WHEN HE SAID "WHEN WE GET MARRIED"

[@alexm5733]

+Gina Pagel OMG SAME I DROPPED EVERYTHING!!!!!!

[@concert.lover.13]

+Alexandria Mccarty I know that marriage isn't necessary to have a good relationship and stuff, and I know they're happy as is, but it would be the sweetest thing in the world to see them get engaged and have a day to celebrate their love for each other 😭💘 the whole concept of relationship goals is cliche by now, but they really are relationship goals - they truly care about each other and communicate well. you can just tell by watching Julien's vlogs that they've really established a healthy relationship and that makes me so happy, and because it makes me so happy, I selfishly want to see them get engaged and eventually marry ☺️

[@sarahskibby1870]

He was talking about The Office it's a reference to the office they will get married but that whole little convo was about The Office it's a show so yeah

[@emilyb107]

I really love hearing your guys' thoughts and opinions on things. You're both open minded and can see from different points of view. It would LOVE if you guys made a rabbit hole of thoughts. Not necessarily your opinions, but just ideas and possibilities on life. Like wtf we're all doing here on this planet, god if there is one, what the future holds, etc. I constantly think about these things and imagine you two to have some pretty rad ideas. Thanks for all you two do!

[@emilygoofball1115]

the mechanic could get the bunker plumbing, a water system, and a waste removement system

[@nessylovesyouu]

I know this might not be read but I just want to let both of you know how safe you make me feel. I work in this HUGE building all by myself at night and listening to you guys while I work (Im a janitor) not only makes me feel safe, I feel like I have a mom and a dad just keeping their child company while they work. Listening to your podcasts makes me feel safe and its so entertaining that time passes by so quickly. So thank you so much for continuing your podcasts.

[@andreazrnic5314]

Omg i fell asleep while watching this but I still had a earphone in my ear and I had a dream of everything that they were saying and my mind made faces for each of these and jenna and julien dictated my dream because when I went back to listen to it, it was the exact same. Can someone please tell me how or why this happened?

[@anahisosa2009]

andrea zrnic this actually happened to me recently. I was listening to their podcast about you tubers and rights or something like that, and apparently I fell asleep listening to it. And so I had a dream about youtubers struggling about having to do everything that a group wants them to do and have no freedom, and Jenna's voice would be in my head from time to time. I can't remember what happened in either podcast or dream.

[@desireer6915]

✨️ *Who I Would've Picked and Why* ✨️ ●Nurse with her 4 dogs (the dogs are actually important in this case) ●Doc ●Botanist ●Rocket Scientist ●Chef ●Happy Homeless Person ●Marine ●7 Year Old Orphane ●SEXY Pregant Lady ●Pop Star ✨️Why:✨️ *Nurse* : Firstly, nurses are extremely knowledgeable and helpful. Secondly, her dogs are important for two reasons: A) creating fertilizer for plants/crops B) mental health support for the group. *Doc* : Even though he will be triggered and not as mentally stable, he can teach others (specifically the nurse) how to perform surgery for emergency situations. Also he can teach about medicinal properties of herbs and their side effects. (Which some doctors do know about.) *Botanist* : For a sec pretend they don't have a negative trait. Together the botanist and rocket scientiat could help grow and cultivate a garden/crops and grow food and medicinal herbs. The botanist taking care of the plants and the mechanic could build some type of fertilizer processor/composter, made from leftovers and dog waste (which is safe to use as fertilizer when composted properly). The rocket scientist could also build a minature irrigation system that recyles runoff/unused water from the plants. (You could just keep this person in a separate area of the bunker.... especially away from the kids and dogs.) *Rocket Scientist* : Also, could help build an efficient solar energy system for the bunker. Help with other ways to conserve and harness energy for the benefit of the groups survival. *Chef* : Has the knowledge to make what little food they have taste better and last longer. This will help keep spirits high in a dire situation and also prolong their food supply. *Happy Homeless Person* : At first glance this person seems useless, HOWEVER, there needs to be someone in the group who spreads positivity and helps maintain a light hearted atmosphere! It's already a dire situation, so mental health is important for longevity. *Marine* : They will be trained in first-aid, survival and also have a tough mindset. Also, they have a shitload of supplies. This one is a given. *7 Year Old Orphane* : If all goes well, the entire group will survive and live for many years, so you need some younger generations in the mix. Also, it's refreshing to have a kid, since the group is mostly adults. They can help with chores too. *SEXY Pregnant Lady* : Again with the younger and future generations thing. Also, the kids will be able to play together and be there for each other. It's also good to have a mother in the group to help care for the orphane too. *Pop Star* : Usefull for chores and entertainment. They can also inspire people to stay fit and be creative, since popstars typically have exercise regiments they follow to stay in shape for live performances. With the creative side, they can teach the kids about music and writing songs. They can also write songs and perform them with the happy homeless person!

[@MIKE111596]

Thank you for taking us back to Joyce's diner 😂

[@MusicNote-yt4um]

YES!! Twitch FAM!

[@MIKE111596]

+Music Note8150 Dink Dink

[@MusicNote-yt4um]

No problem! Love for the dink fam! Dink dink! 😉😃

[@JadeW2613]

This is by far one of my favourite videos. I laughed so hard and I have tears in my eyes. 😂😂😂

[@sophadofe]

I don't understand why you couldn't have the doctor AND the nurse?! AND PUPPIES!!!

[@deelaam9100]

probably one of my favorite podcasts ever. i keep coming back to it all the time.

[@coolsponge21]

I've resurrected 3 times and have been reincarnated into a llama while waiting for the conspiracy theory podcast

[@irelanddoyle8439]

Same

[@joshmcdermott3472]

podcast 100?

[@angiet7380]

+Josh McDermott I hope so

[@Mckennalee218]

"When we get married my entire vows are gonna be office references"💞

[@Ambers_Team]

Juli was being a baby about the botanist but my question is with what light would you grow those plants

[@jaydencparker4968]

I was thinking the same thing. What light, what seeds, what water? And the raging alcoholic would mean a person has to be on watch with him all hours of the day and tie him up or something. Then he won't exactly be very giving of his botanist knowledge because he's a POd raging drunk. 4 puppies drink less water than a garden. . . Botanist out, nurse in. Lol

[@Ambers_Team]

+Jay Cuneo yes nurse and puppies!!! :)

[@person-iw8qj]

+Jay Cuneo the marine brings water, and most fallout shelters have solar panels w/ light.

[@Ambers_Team]

Yeah but to grow plants in doors you need special lights. A grow light and a bloom light (HPS) that gives off UV rays in a way similar to the sun in different seasons the spectrum is not the same as typical indoor lights, also growing indoors is not any easy process. There are many chemical nutrients need to successfully grow plants that usually come from the soil (nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, N-P-K) along with making sure that the PH level of the water is accurate and will not "burn" the roots. Many things can go wrong and a drunk person could simply forgot things. The amount of food needed to ferment just to make alcohol seems to void the logic of him being useful. Just my opinion tho. :)

[@mckaylamurphy126]

Amber Towler If Mark Watney can grow potatoes on Mars, we can grow plants underground.

[@emilyrose6764]

Great podcast. But I don't understand why you felt you had to choose between the doctor and the nurse. I feel like they would have made a great team. It would be hard for the doctor to treat all of the patients on his own. The nurse could have treated the patients that were not hurt as severely. Also, it helps to have an extra set of hands during an operation. Plus, the nurse's dogs could have been therapeutic to the claustrophobic doctor. Just saying... but other than that I agreed with most of your picks.

[@mattfromwiisports7847]

You should play cards against humanity. ❤️ Dink fam

[@kafkath]

that's a great idea!! hope they do it

[@michaelandary3749]

They did already, they played it with Brett OG podcast fan will remember

[@nataliegrider7669]

yas

[@mattfromwiisports7847]

+Michael Andary Ik they already did but the should do it again.

[@mattfromwiisports7847]

+kathryn thanks😃

[@Megan-je4bq]

"When we get married.." Me: *dies*

[@KwiggyXX]

SAME

[@itsChrisX]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT !11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 hes thinking of marriage. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@zzzadie5630]

its been three years and we still waiting :(

[@mayvalley]

It’s happening finally!!!!

[@vickster97]

On the note about nurses, my mom was a nurse for 18 years in the children's hospital ER where I live. She has told me multiple stories of saving kids lives, she also told me the majority of the time the doctors are just there to give orders or tell them how much medicine to give (which sometimes nurses would already know). A lot of the time nurses are the ones who are doing the physical means to save lives. So IMO I think that having the nurse would be better :)

[@_iamnotsober]

personally not a celiac, but i think it’s so fucking cool that julien shares what he can and can’t eat/drink so others who are vegan or gluten free can have a good, varied diet. it’s really helpful for those with dietary restrictions and i think it’s really admirable how he doesn’t let his diet stop him from enjoying food.

[@trashley3179]

Nurse's are more experienced than doctors, but doctors get more credit.

[@daynahhjean]

this was by far one of my favorite podcasts. absolutely hysterical!

[@letssee1now]

Did anyone notice Julien's beer at 13:50

[@nutmeg13sm]

Julien did

[@letssee1now]

+Dusty Frost I was dying 😂😂

[@nutmeg13sm]

+letssee1now same 😂 I was like "what the fuck?!" And then I couldn't stop laughing

[@letssee1now]

+Dusty Frost #volcanobeer

[@brittanyr9471]

When I saw that it gave me the giggles. Glad other people noticed.

[@greenfairyjade5543]

Absolutely love you two.Well done for being great humans.I have to say I much prefere your podcasts when it's just you two without guests xxx

[@samanthahoule3335]

Please make a nuclear winter two! This is my favourite podcast, I can't stop laughing :) Love you Jenna and Julien! Dink fam ❤️

[@Smallfrye95]

A nurse can do anything a doctor can do. A doctor has a couple years on them but a doctor needs his nurse.

[@maryahmadi]

Did anyone else notice Julien's beer at 13:50 ?

[@garrettc.8314]

Julien’s beer erupts at 13:50 5/10 aesthetically pleasing

[@BobbaBeep]

The horse would have no tail. Amazing. 10/10

[@Poptart83]

Only Jenna and Julien can make a podcast episode that I’ll listen to more than once

[@aprilrivas5071]

"When we get married...". HELL YES!

[@tatumisweird]

Pleeeease do round two! I was laughing out loud on the treadmill at the gym the whole time...you guys make the gym so much more fun.

[@aimeecooke2972]

guys, but guys. I'm aware that this is a bit late but the horse is an unlimited source of manure for the botanist to use to grow food with?

[@oliviasue6884]

aimee cooke especially if the botanist grows grass for the horse lol

[@Knickita]

For some reason I'm in loooove with the colors and tones and aesthetics in general of this podcast. My eyes love you :D Whatever settings you have in your camera for this podcast, keep it there ! And also, wow what a background, and also, wow what a cool T-shirt Jenna has ! Needed to appreciate it, bye.

[@regisatlas]

YES #BackyardPodcast2k16 make it happen! heck you did the carcast, why not this

[@bean073]

#yardcast

[@angiet7380]

#BathCast

[@wildcardedits]

I always see your comments ;)

[@WishMount]

Could of used the horse manure as fuel for the botanist

[@cutierenesmeegirl]

Ok but why is an architect more valuable than a rocket scientist in this situation...

[@auroragoth5078]

Reinforce the shelter?

[@jimmydebiase1369]

I LOVE THEM SO FRICKIN MUCH!!! This is the most iv EVER seen them argue and i love how they know when to stop arguing or meet half way but what’s jenna’s deal with mechanics😂😂😂

[@amandamaeval6725]

oooohkaaay I'm getting serious Johnny Bravo vibes from julian & I'm diggin it man

[@charlotteh2907]

I love listening to these podcast during my cardio workouts (and in any other situation😂)

[@KayS471]

i would have switched the teacher or masseuse for the nurse. doctor/nurse combo is essential.

[@marybee5779]

JUST REALIZED THAT THE BACKGROUND IS FROM LIFE IS STRANGE AND IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!!

[@kateymegginson7924]

I didn't know that Moq was a rocket scientist. 16:52

[@mims_i_am]

Literally sitting in my cubicle at work with my headphones in listening to this, it's so quiet and I'm almost crying from laughter of the horse who lights his own farts on fire. I'm dying.

[@cameronbrooke9047]

My otter broke up with me. I spent 2 1/2 years of my life with him. I can't smile or talk and I've lost my appetite. This made me smile. Thank you.

[@sarahascoli]

Cameron Brooke how you doing boo? I hope you’re feeling better. Us dinks gotta stick together. 💗

[@taffyvago]

Wow, I'm 4 years late but... I truly hope you're doing well☮️❤️

[@kayfarf8303]

BEST Jenna & Julien podcast!

[@amandamaeval6725]

I'm kinda distracted because they're both so hot and I'm a toe??

[@krishamlin5447]

!!!

[@driftspecs13]

The fuck?

[@lily.carmen_130]

Legit tho

[@shandiwarren6454]

Hey! I'm sure you're beautiful!

[@bloojkl4520]

This was one of THE BEST podcasts ever PLEASE do a part 2!!!

[@ChloeLucy2511]

Did anyone else start freak out when Juliens beer started to overflow and no one noticed for like 40 seconds?

[@PaganChilis]

This was by far one of the funniest podcasts in a while. More please! 😄

[@allisonpineo]

Can we have Jill on a podcast!??! I just finished listening to the New Year's Resolution podcast and after hearing both of you rave about her I want to meet her! She seems so fucking chill.

[@allisonpineo]

Also. Dink dink.

[@znyznyzny]

who

[@allisonpineo]

ultra gaze Jenna's friend from college.

[@DaxG-qp3jf]

Rewatching this in october 2020 and it hits different for so many reasons and on so many levels

[@whcles436]

I feel like they’ve both grown a lot since this podcast

[@laurenbuckner]

Thank you for always making me feel better and not so alone

[@superxnovaaa]

Everyone: *talking about the doctor and the nurse* Me: “Is that background from Life Is Strange?”

[@jennalp515]

I've been having a tough week and this made me hysterically cry laugh. Thanks for being ridiculous. It's so much appreciated

[@soccersweet11]

To me, a nurse would be more valuable than a doctor. With my luck, I'd get a ophthalmologist.

[@maraschmith9420]

saw this late but had me cry laughing love you two!

[@gustavopadua4032]

"But baby we have a 7 year old cat" BEST LINE EVER.

[@angiegrl238]

Best podcast I've seen you guys do in a while. The game was hilarious! Excited to learn that you guys have merchandise on your site! I have the Cermet and Marble plush toys and I can't wait to own one of your epic shirts. Keep going guys and thank you so much for the laughs. Lots of love!

[@kathrinezmina5051]

but like look @ jenna's face when julien says "WHEN we get married..." 11:27

[@hannahhhmarie]

1. This made me laugh SSOOO hard in the car right before work. It put me in a great mood haha. 2. Jenna, the kind-of guided mediation thing you listened to a kid might be the same exact one I was OBSESSED with. It's called "My Little Angel Tells Me I'm Special" by Caroline Sutherland, and it was my most-listened to cassette tape I had as a kid hahahah.

[@LoganMarsHandley]

in reality a nurse does more work than a doctor. they clean up after the doctors and take care of everything and the doctor just wears the badge and hangs the degree

[@AndrewRiner]

LIFE IS STRANGE BACKDROP!!! Omg I loved that series.

[@ooatish]

i mean it seemed more like julien made all the decisions rather than a duo decision with both him and jenna. comeon bruh

[@lisafay1171]

hahaha I agree

[@savannahornt3418]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

[@Lunaskyuwu]

pizzasleeves i disagree , seemed mutual

[@lucyoleary7080]

Ok just saying a nurse does 5x more than a doctor does.

[@chasejohnson6665]

Lucy Christine exactly I was like ranting when he said the doctor was better, love you julen but a day to day doctor just diagnoses patients and leaves. A nurse is literally a hero, they can do things like inject patients medication IN THE DARK WHILE THEYRE sleeping, I'm sorry for ranting to you but you understand where I'm coming from

[@paigepeach9882]

Real talk.

[@emilyglenn1797]

Lucy Christine okay like what? of course a nurse does a lot but a doctor does so much more

[@justrosie]

A doctor can do everything a nurse can do - they had to in rotations - and knows more than a nurse, education wise. I get your point - a nurse is more practical, they do all of the grudge work thats important that the doctor isn't paid to. But a doctor knows how to do those things, just doesn't do it on a daily basis.

[@hollybrunton]

Nurses in the longrun are so much more helpful than doctors.

[@susantrent1174]

I am a nurse and I will tell u right now. show me a Dr that can start an IV and dress a wound. wrong choice.

[@angiet7380]

I'm sorry that nurses are underrated to people who are ignorant of their duties

[@alark2213]

Preach girl! Doctors write orders, us nurses actually do the work.

[@hailey8941]

Susan Trent I'm totally late on this reply but I totally agree! Nurses do a lot of work they don't get credit for. While I appreciate nurse's and doctors cause I could never do their jobs cause I hate people, I've had some pretty dumb doctors. Ever since I was little I've gotten cold sores on one of my fingers, and I went to urgent care to get a prescription for acyclovir, and he didn't believe me that that was what I needed! He thought I was pill seeking, which I know is a thing but not for antivirals? But the nurses knew what it was right away

[@InchWormOmlette]

Susan Trent are those things only done by nurses? I assumed those were basic medical skills

[@lizgayle14]

Susan Trent literally all doctors? Are you dumb enough to think a doctor can't stick someone with a needle? Smh

[@taylor2042]

JULIEN NOT NOTICING HIS BEER UNTIL LIKE 3 MINUTES LATER KILLED ME and I fall asleep at night listening to podcasts and I couldn’t sleep listening to this one because I kept laughing after every description