Podcast

[@sarathoughtonnothing]

I love how Julien starts with a reasonable pitch and then Jenna hesitates for .01 seconds and julien immediately spirals into chaos

[@cassidyishii7088]

sarathoughtonnothing and that’s how we know he’s a Aries ♈️

[@ozziecaymen]

He saw an opportunity

[@PuppyMochi]

You just summed the whole podcast up in one sentence. Impressive

[@Spainfully]

That is why i loved this one 😂

[@sblack4813]

omg yes 🤣🤣 I'm rewatching and this shit still makes me laugh

[@graymatterart]

Whenever Julien does a sales pitch he: A.) ONLY scream-talks B.) Does the Bill Clinton Hand™ C.) Slurs a little because his brain is moving too fast for his mouth to process D.) Gets out of breath from waving his arms all over the place and yelling E.) literally does the (èwé) face F.) all of the above

[@bellrose2659]

Um I think it's F all of the above

[@loafyu5405]

Oh no C is me all the time i sound like English isn’t my first language bc my brain is too fast lmao

[@Fantasyvid]

also he ends every pitch with a plead

[@whiskisxxx4810]

Juliens hair looks 11/10 today

[@melissajkxoxo]

whiskis xxx pretty dope to have sexy hair on a sick day!

[@taylorrosebell1720]

Whenever Jenna disagrees with what Julien says Julien gets 10x louder 😂😂😂

[@meme9272]

it works

[@Kristine_202]

"We're in the middle of a lawsuit." "With who?" "Basically....The FBI." I'm crying. LOL

[@Milanacat]

"Does it say "Tax time"? "Yeah" "In what language?"" " In Engl..." "I only speak Czechoslovakian" "No, thats not true!" "I haven't had this conversation" "you are speaking to me in english" "you are not having a conversation with me" "who am I talking to!?" "I am... not familiar with this"

[@soup1413]

It’s at 18:16

[@soup1413]

Never mind. It’s actually at 18:12

[@Frost517]

Lmfao

[@emmag7400]

I haven't even gotten to this point yet and I am 100% sure I know who said what 😂

[@nina.robbs565]

I'm not at this part yet but is it weird we know who's saying what without seeing it😂

[@screwthesethings]

Hey you guys should buy a Canadian made game called "Cult following" it's similar to this but you have to pitch cults to each other and convince the other people to join your cult. It's an AMAZING game to play with friends or just so you can pitch freaky/ hilarious cults to each other!!! Love you two 😙

[@laceyenglish6702]

this is an amazing suggestion

[@lane2699]

Samantha Screwthesethings I need this

[@claudiatristian]

Send it to them!

[@aimann5813]

I hope they do this omg

[@nxferatu]

I can only imagine what Julien would come up with 😂 I love his idea

[@zoesoto7257]

Petition for them to play Snake Oil once every few months

[@Laurendezvous]

Salami Sandwich yessss

[@paulinemm4775]

Yes, I’m all about this

[@moonflower5768]

Once a month at the very least

[@xTaintedRedx]

Once a month I say

[@devongtucker8375]

Lauren W A

[@meetmeinthehallwayoopies2081]

"No, work bracelet hides all the evidence.... we are date line"

[@jennv2948]

Somehow, I feel like I could hear Dwight Schrute making some of these claims

[@klaudiabooks1983]

“Cashin checks and snappin necks is what they say I don’t understand”

[@rachelvickers9545]

When he said "I wake up screaming every night" I laughed so hard that I almost thought I wasn't going to be able to breathe. Tears. Wow. I was getting seriously concerned. Fuuuck. 😂👏

[@AllieRedCat]

YES, and their laughter is contageouas, so it makes us laugh MORE, I Was crying for like 5 minutes

[@sarahmartin7750]

I love how Julien makes his absolutely hilarious because he’s so serious. But Jenna makes hers absolutely hilarious because she can’t speak causes laughing so much😂😂

[@contrapasso]

Cashin’ checks and snappin’ necks. We’re the DMV.

[@JuleLovesSomeOne]

that part had me in tears lmaaaooo

[@nik1128]

I literally lol'ed at that part

[@HighTideSoaps]

How can this not be their official slogan now! Hahahah!

[@znyznyzny]

thenormalstate lol Step Brothers

[@NovaLaMason]

xD

[@thumbelina001]

Jenna: ZERO Julien: … okay let's say 25

[@Claego]

OMG "I wake up screaming every night." Ow my face and stomach hurts from laughter XD lolol

[@madderz00]

Maseofbassxotzh

[@blooms454]

Where did my 30s go? 😂

[@bago2point013]

jenna: s- julien: IT HAS GPS

[@allisarcadia2319]

Jenna's crylaughing would hook her sales from me, hands down. 10/10 tactic. Crylaugh them into submission.

[@annaarrigoni2779]

AllisArcadia For the people who just listen to the podcasts it would sound like she just burst into tears lmao

[@letsgo9901]

AllisArcadia I JUS BOUGHT A GUN DRESS !

[@alexnndder]

"I wake-up screaming every night" 😂😂I can't!😭

[@sammykae6732]

Steve Alexander i dont know where my 30s went lmao

[@BessieRAHH]

Julien is literally out of control. I fucking can't. This is hysterical.

[@vinamistry5263]

Julien is so good at sales he Could steal something from me and I would be convinced to give him money for it back

[@0Greenwell0]

Teacher here. I’ll take it. You had me at spits chalk and returns me to school after mental breakdowns. School supplies and mental breakdowns eat up like half of my income.

[@Laurendezvous]

Allie Greenwell same!

[@dianakrasnyak2131]

Same 😭

[@ScarfeeEdits]

Julien is the paradox of a salesman - the more garbage the product is, the more successful Julien is at selling it.

[@jaygon1239]

Petr Lizunov wow I just realized this lol

[@crystal.wolfe1315]

You keep using the word "paradox". I don't think you know what it means

[@junkmoon-]

Petr Lizunov they should play this again, but make their own cards lmao

[@dontblockthebox]

lillyandgarth ryt

[@babygurljrl]

I believe that would make him the epitome of a good salesmen...

[@JillianEK]

Julien I loved your snap story about Jenna and how she was helping you during your pain. It was so sweet and I just love the relationship you guys have. Granted we only see a tiny piece of it. But it seems like y’all just take care of each other and it’s so nice.

[@aaarocket2mars]

Jillian Kaniss I think I let a tiny tear escape from my eye they make me so happy

[@mjtimilty9497]

what’s juliens snap ??

[@JillianEK]

snap is juliensolo

[@Madlynn]

Ikr it was the sweetest thing how they are able to support each other and how thankful they are about it, the story really warmed my heart ♥️

[@melissajkxoxo]

After the snap story I literally said out loud in cute jenna voice "owwwww my heart"

[@edenoforion]

Candy belt: we’re cops.

[@SoffiCitrus]

HannahKateBell Holy shit, the correct form of we're

[@JoeysMagGoth]

I need that on a t-shirt

[@KattSky]

work bracelet: we’re the DMV

[@disguisedxlies]

Watching both of you consistently wiping away tears from laughing so hard during the tax clock bit is both making me cry laugh and also just making me so happy because that's the cutest damn thing and literally all I want in life.

[@allyviens6022]

jenna’s laugh every time julien attempts to sell some bull is the best thing

[@paulinemm4775]

Juli Sales Tactic: 1.: Enthusiastic, outrageous sales pitch 2.: Changes company name and intent of the product 3.: Starts pleading ‘Please buy our product we need you’ and stretches out hand aggressively 4.: Makes the sale and starts adding requirements that benefit him and his, again, new company 😂😂😂😂😂

[@noneofyourbeezwax7284]

Accurate. I’m going to try this at work. Lol

[@paulinemm4775]

noybw333 cool, yes just casually change your company name at one point... no big deal :D

[@jay-jaymugisha6993]

Also 5: claims to be government official

[@fernandav.6091]

I think you guys would have fun with Bucket of Doom. You're given cards that have random objects (e.g fork, Jesus sandal, water bottle cap)on them and then you draw a card that has a random scenario (e.g You're and ant stuck in the middle of a mosh pit). You then each pick one of your objects and explain how you would use it to survive the scenario you are in. I think you would both be really good at it and have a lot of fun with it (:

[@ambergeddes8157]

Fer YES!!

[@simplythezest6585]

Jesus sandal 😂

[@_e11e_78]

Sounds perfect!

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Yesss I really hope they see this 😂

[@EverydayKiki]

agree!!!

[@Hope-eg4qn]

I really needed this right now. I really REALLY needed this. You guys always manage to make me smile even when I don’t wanna. I can’t thank you enough.

[@alexislanciani3584]

Same here. I NEEDED this. Feel better @Hope

[@jessicamorgan2427]

Hope you’re feeling better and are having a great day.

[@haleyanderson6682]

I feel this this video helped me so much! We are sooo lucky to have them 😂

[@applesfurandscales3847]

i just wen through a break up and they made me laugh and smile i never thought that could happen! i love them!!!!

[@maddiegeier]

Juliens 1st pitch: literally tries every tactic to coerce Jenna into buying the bracelet. Juliens 2nd pitch: intense backstory wiTH EXCITED SCREAMING TO CONVICE YOU, YOU NEED GERENADE SOCKS!! Juliens 3rd pitch: FORCE TRUE LOVE WITH MAGIC DANGER LOVE PUTTY!

[@zb4455]

Jenna: *tries to ask a question* Julien: IT HAS A BUILT IN GPS Jenna: “so d-“ Julien: ITS ALSO AN ALARM CLOCK 😂😂😂😂

[@bunny-cs4mw]

OMG you guys got a poodle?? So cute how it just sits on Julien’s head like that!

[@raeganbarney951]

I CANT BREATHE HHGGAHAHAHAAHAAA

[@MariiBlubb]

• Aisyle • oh my GOD

[@dancegirlsandy]

SCREAMS

[@devitocheeto3126]

His hair is so elegant

[@zkarebear]

Dead

[@griffinmann]

seeing you guys cry-laugh makes me so incredibly happy i love you guys so much

[@kittymollykitty4785]

They make each other so very happy

[@regisatlas]

it made me cry laugh too lmao

[@brennak2600]

Detail that I love: Jenna gives Julien a premise, like "weeks turn into months" "people are trying to hack you right?" and Julien not only agrees with it, but like VIEMENTLY-- "I HAVE 6 IPHONES ALL HAVE BEEN HACKED"

[@SarahWheeleeTravels]

“2% of every pizza you ever eat” hahahaha

[@griffinmann]

full offense julien has looked so? good? recently? like im with it, i dont mind

[@ripley2995]

seriously !!!! that curly undercut is pure fleek

[@thatgirl5630]

Griffin Mann “full offense” I’m ded

[@nick.9000]

It’s that ‘celiac woke me up and I’m in immense pain’ look 😍

[@griffinmann]

nick minard tea

[@Zeennuh]

I'm glad there's others who think so too 🤧

[@405angelica]

“cashin checks and snappin necks” somebody control this boi

[@dariusg7044]

I'm just waiting for the day they actually time the DINK DINK intro correctly lmaoo

[@jurneeingram8072]

Darius Gray I don’t know which podcast it was, but I swear they were perfectly timed one episode!

[@emilysan144]

Jenna did pretty well in the Jake Paul podcast!

[@carinasimoes4222]

Far out dude

[@camilab1121]

Jurnee Ingram the jersey shore episode I think!!

[@KatChartreux]

They had it perfect in "2017 in review"!

[@edenoforion]

I won’t stop commenting this until it happens. Jenna should dye her hair green next with some Arctic Fox dye so that it blends with whatever is on the screen behind her.

[@kalishank5549]

HannahKateBell yes!! Haha 😆

[@spotlightonCat]

omg H E L L Y E A H

[@lucysue5483]

HELL Y E A H

[@rachellew7222]

HOW DO I LIKE THIS MORE THAN ONE TIME

[@carlyknutson1749]

H E L L Y E A

[@miranda6596]

Julien, you may have had a bad day, and i give my condolences, but your hair looks hella fine.

[@crystalhyuga5679]

He just looks at her and she cracks up laughing. I love them

[@ririart1523]

" We are the dmv, buy our bracelet...please we don't make alot of money" lol

[@MsTacoLuva]

“Cashin checks and snappin necks is what they say at the DMV” new favorite quote 😂 love this podcast 💜 happy 2018 Dink fam and Jenna/julien/paesh/cermit/meebles

[@cutierenesmeegirl]

And bun buns!

[@cez_is_typing]

Jenna: the weeks turn into months Julien: I don’t know where my thirty’s went Jenna: *crys in laughter* Julien: *wipes single tear* I LOST it

[@libertyjustice2654]

It's 2019. Just checking to see if Jenna got her work bracelet shipped yet.

[@squib998]

This isn’t what I wanted. This is what I NEEDED.

[@cayleyanne1835]

I tried to drink water but Julien kept saying “We’re the DMV” and I spit the water everywhere! 😂

[@vivi1617]

Julien ends up pitching his own safety, mental health or financial situation by insistent handshake through a governmental force 8/10 times

[@arielhope9825]

I’m actually in awe over how good a salesman Julien is 😂 how is it that the more garbage the product is, the better he is at selling it?!?

[@ordinarybread]

Julien would be SO good at MLM he might be able to make money from it

[@kaykay12152]

Speaking of texture, *your hair Julien.*

[@maggiebrayton4258]

kaykay12152 ikr? I just wanna play with it

[@alicemacarthur]

the tables have turned...a Segway AWAY from a sponsor

[@aileenmcp4539]

hes not getting brazilian blowouts right now i guess

[@erikabaird7622]

It's not his real hair it's definitely a toupee. 😂

[@rosepierrefromkentucky2188]

Erika Baird - are you serious?

[@macktheknife3876]

I wake up screaming every night.

[@sharalyngrulke1638]

Mack the Knife HOLY SHIT I READ THIS COMMENT RIGHT AS HE SAID IT

[@AC-pu2mr]

*This channel’s like another small home. Thank you guys. Y’all are the best.* ❤️

[@vickykaragiannh]

2 8 EXACTLY

[@shelbyalvarez7110]

Jenna 2017: cries through segue Jenna 2018: cries through sales pitch

[@OutOfMarbles127]

Julian honey Czechoslovakia BROKE UP IN 1993 (now we are The Czech Republic and Slovakia)! And there is no czechoslovakian language... It a was histerical joke, but you never know with Americans, I met so many of you who actually thought that czechoslovakia is still a thing (and who didn´t even know what continent these states are on) so I am just czeching :D

[@lei.7970]

Patrik Korda Bravo, excellent pun 😂

[@zb4455]

Julien: If im traveling to different countries why do I need an analogue clock? Jenna:CAUSE ITS CLASSY

[@griffinmann]

This. this. is what i signed up for.

[@heybitsme]

Holo it's me, I like Hogwarts, I have a basketball game tomorrow and I still don't have an outro so say what you mean out loud and this video is 4:20 long.

[@peachygrace9871]

I love juliens curly top so much

[@hayley5071]

he be lookin like a snacc

[@StoneyySam]

Me toooo 😍

[@spawnofkermit2687]

“I don’t know where my 30s went.”

[@abimagrath9290]

I’m so sad Julien didn’t take the opportunity to make a “blow you socks off” reference with the socks

[@KatieMcchensey]

*i hate myself, i made a vine reference* me literally everyday

[@IamMissPronounced]

Katie I hate anyone who makes a vine reference lmao

[@HotEatTheFood]

What time does she make the reference ?

[@abbyseitz2161]

jenna's laugh just makes me laugh even more

[@stephanie15222]

You guys need to play Fun Employed: Hiring Frenzy! Its a lot like Snake Oil except you're interveiwing for jobs. One person is the Employer and the Other is the Interviewee.

[@RandomUserHandleKeepItMoving]

Julien legit would kill it with stand up comedy!

[@bunniiez]

*Cashin checks and snapin necks* *We are the DMV*

[@capturedbyken2936]

I am in TEARS laughing

[@marcw842]

I HAVE AN IPAD

[@MissMusicQueen101]

Feel better Juli!!!!!

[@zoesoto7257]

Lol when julien said “I’m a spy” I thought he was just adding on to his work bracelet franchise

[@Aremnette]

Salami Sandwich Me too

[@alicemacarthur]

I've been marathoning your podcasts for the past 2 weeks and I don't think I've laughed this much in a long time - you just really help me out when I feel like shit. I love you guys. (also, "Peaches grow on trees but one grows in my house" has been stuck in my head for 4 days now AND I AIN'T MAD)

[@courtneyward5067]

I did the same thing last year, started from the first podcast and watched them all. Trouble was, especially as I got to the new ones, I started bringing up things they'd spoken about in conversations with people and I was like "I can't remember who I was talking to, one of my friends" and then I'd realise and be like "oh... actually no it was a podcast I saw..."

[@regisatlas]

thank you guys for doing the podcast despite the bad day, feel better julien

[@falyntraina7391]

i still say "belt candy...we are cops" daily

[@melissajkxoxo]

"Whats your blood type? Idk, we already know" 😂😂😂😂😂 Jenna ' s worst fear about the DMV after the fingerprint scan And omg marbles is so cute

[@bomethia7412]

melissajkxoxo 😂😂😂

[@avatx5361]

“We’re the DMV. Buy our bracelet.”

[@jaimereynolds258]

You two are so much fun. Thought my face was going to break from all the smiling and laughing.

[@Nickynamo]

Sat down doing some sewing, felt depressed. Watched/listened to this and started crying laughing. "I wake up screaming every night." 😂

[@morven_rose]

“i wake up screaming every night” 😂😂

[@arandathompson1434]

At $6 a minute for ONE DAY that watch would cost $8,640 😂🙅🏽

[@myonlybeauty]

Aranda Thompson deals

[@denizb8657]

Aranda Thompson I’ll take 10! Lol

[@jay-jaymugisha6993]

Uhm helluuuu that’s a fkn STEAL for a Work Bracelet

[@jpware8]

*_hair has reached maximum curliness_*

[@rebekahfaithkerr]

Honestly, nothing makes me happier than the way you guys handle self-care. It's such a good example for your audience AND you deserve it

[@tylerfries3318]

Julien is just the best at this game.

[@summervdv9344]

I have horrible morning sickness at the moment and I’m up all hours of the day. These two are keeping me company and keeping a smile on my face. I can never express just how grateful I am that I can come back and rewatch these videos when I need them ❤️

[@ottersimms7672]

Checking up on old comments… I hope you’re doing well ❤️❤️❤️

[@summervdv9344]

Rewatching and I’ve just seen your lovely reply. I’m doing super well, now have a 1.5 year old and she is sunshine in a person - worth every bit of the sickness ❤️ thank you for your comment

[@Cam-ot9mh]

Is anyone else gonna mention juliens hair today? Cuz DAMMMNNN BOY😱😂👌🏻♥️

[@whitneymerrills.597]

Tax clock seems like it would legit be an awesome gag gift for an accountant. Especially if you set it to go off randomly several times a day and hid it in their office.

[@Jason-fz1zd]

I love this channel it's mom and dad #TeamDINK

[@parkerryann]

Jason Matthew Mr and Mrs Dink

[@helenak7227]

Jason Matthew i tapped on the hashtag and disc golf came up lol omg!😄😄😄😄 WTF

[@joecloney]

i miss these guys

[@OceannaHussey]

Julien out here looking like a multi course meal. 👌👌👌

[@boxersandbooks]

If you guys play this again, I think it would be cool if you guys wrote in some professions and items, like Dr. Phil, Rhee Drummond, etc. I think it'd be really funny to see how fucked you guys could make this game :)

[@kas8044]

MsRoobix yess I love this

[@laceyenglish6702]

OMG YEEESSSS!!!!

[@MissMusicQueen101]

0:02 THATS THE MOST MARBLE HAS MOVED ALL YEAR

[@dailyngrills1378]

MissMusicQueen101 THE FURRY POTATO IS ALIVE

[@okhal]

i literally didnt even know marbles was there until I saw this comment

[@danaedwardsart726]

omgomg just too funny

[@cowgirlmia]

MissMusicQueen101 DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HE WAS THERE

[@cucande]

Pretty sure Marble is embalmed

[@allisclampMN22]

“Get some fuckinggg culture” lmfao these snake oil episodes crack me up

[@Liamfenton]

okay but for a video can Jenna set up a lemonade stand

[@melody-13]

Jenna in segue-off podcast: *laughs and cries during entire segue* Jenna in snake oil podcast: *laughs and cries during entire sales pitch*

[@avatx5361]

wow julien’s hair is A+++++

[@Paddrique]

Avaree Morgan Right? He‘s looking like a SNACK

[@MyGreenCrystals]

SEEING MOM AND DAD LAUGH MAKES ME SO HAPPY *DINK DINK*

[@EverydayKiki]

MyGreenCrystals they went from So angry last week to crying laughing in this one hahah

[@skylarbrownlee9953]

this is one of those podcasts where i'm laughing as much and as hard as jenna

[@samanthahart3497]

this is my favorite julien hairstyle

[@JessiFaith]

I can honestly say nothing brings me to tears laughing except watching Jenna and Julien fuck around together, I literally have to take breaks because I physically can't catch a breath when Juliens on his bullshit

[@BoomDipity]

*cashing checks and snapping necks* Only at your local DMV.

[@KTdesign1]

I am SOLD on the work bracelet 😂😂

[@KTdesign1]

"IT SPITS OUT CHALK IN THE WORK BRACELET AND SPITS OUT ANOTHER CUBE"

[@bomethia7412]

KTdesign *We’re the DMV*

[@sophiehaig1643]

I love Julien’s hair in this sm !!!!

[@GirlNo111]

Sophie haig what does “sm” mean? Sorry I’m old

[@Hilppap]

Tricia Simmons i quess in this context it means "so much"

[@sophiehaig1643]

Tricia Simmons don’t worry about it xx it means “so much” x hope that helps

[@Looney_Lu]

Julien is incredibly good at this game 🤣 so aggressive Hearing Jenna’s cry laugh is what I live for

[@ElizabethGilliess]

It's one of those podcasts where my soul hurts from laughing so hard

[@Tardisblue14]

A wedding gun-dress: gives a whole new meaning to "shotgun wedding" *finger guns*