Jenny Stardust - My Arms Are Just F*ckin' Stuck Like This (FULL SONG)

[@matesafranka6110]

I love that her immediate concern isn't that she may end up permanently disfigured or unable to eat, but that she'll have to walk like a douche. Which, to be fair, is a completely valid concern.

[@baddie1shoe]

lol

[@LFnova9]

are you british? I read it with an english accent it works well. Wondered if I was right?

[@baddie1shoe]

I played this independently of one another driving with my adult children to get their reaction. Result: a regular car ride with mom Where do I go from here?

[@matesafranka6110]

@@LFnova9 I'm not British, just kind of pretentious

[@LFnova9]

@@matesafranka6110 LOL that was a good answer, you really made me laugh. It's alright I accept you for who you are! lol xo

[@DizzyEyes94]

The sheer power of that first, "FUCK," KILLS me

[@WaywardBrigand]

Same

[@OnlyCockroach]

f U HK

[@callmewic]

I feel it in my soul.

[@samaeldrakul4191]

😂

[@FreddyA85]

I remember when all the kids were doing the "walk like a douche" at my prom screaming FUCK. oh the memories.

[@TheSkullivan12]

I’m really amused by the implication that this suddenly happened to her, and instead of going to a doctor or doing anything about it, she decided to write, perform, record, and produce an entire record to express her confusion.

[@danielnevill3076]

@@skynumbers000 or maybe they are doing a fun theoretical? Something along the lines of "if I assume the story within the song depicts a real event, the idea of a person making a song about their arms being locked in place and thinking they are going to die instead of going to see their GP would be very assuming." You know, the proportion of the amount of neural-network generated content doesn't make the thought "lol women make song bout arm stuck instead of see doctor heeheehoohoo" any less funny?

[@himwiththehair8118]

@@skynumbers000 I feel sorry for you, assuming everyone else is stupid

[@timothybruce4638]

Am I the only one who imagined she went to the doctor already, and they didn’t know what to do? I don’t know what other people’s’ life experience is like, but going to the doctor and having your problems remaining unsolved is, like, super-normal. That was my first take on what the song was about.

[@redhen2123]

" instead of going to a doctor or doing anything about it, she decided to write, perform, record, and produce an entire record to express her confusion" Yes, this what they did in the 60's, before the Internet was opened up to the general public. Pre-Tik tok

[@Wepawnet]

ha

[@chrisfrancisbass]

When they warned us that AI will pose untold dangers, but also bring immense benefits to humanity, they were talking about this channel

[@machenka]

How do you know the dude uploading these classics is named Al? Could be a Bob or Fred for all we know. Is it really important though? The classics on this channel is super rare on the vinyl market and goes for thousands of dollars when sold so finally being able to listen to these bangers is incredible. Thanks ‘Al/Alfie/Albert/Alfred’ or whatever your name is!

[@davidthedeaf]

The problem is in the future they will not know what was real or faked, and this could wind up being in a virtual museum.

[@cam4636]

@@davidthedeaf And then our ghosts will get to laugh at them for being gullible; it's a net win

[@Red-Hermit]

@@davidthedeafjust like we probably have the ancient equivalent of newspaper comics labeled as religious texts in our museums. Roman ghosts are laughing at us.

[@Mattisttam]

AI is like the little brother or sister that's still in their fun stages and learning things.

[@Wojtek_Ch]

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it." -Marty McFly

[@v037_]

Naruto run

[@HardcoreHokage]

@@v037_ No.

[@DeadButDreaming666]

Wow. How original. I've only seen 3 variations of this quote in every since comment section for every video on the channel.

[@HardcoreHokage]

@@DeadButDreaming666 Great Scott.

[@M4rtyMcFly21]

😂

[@PsycheInAntartica]

Need the whole obscurest vinyl on a single record

[@garystinten9339]

Go to a record company and get it done..

[@ActuallyHoudini]

​@@garystinten9339 do you know how that even works

[@garystinten9339]

@@ActuallyHoudini I would think you go to a record pressing company (vinyl stamping/pressing company) with the audio you want pressed and place an order to have a set number of pressings done and then pay the people and they give you your product. Google vinyl presser

[@kubrickenigma7977]

​@ActuallyHoudini Find a business that presses vinyls and pay them to produce a quantity of records. It isn't cheap, but it is doable.

[@PsycheInAntartica]

@@kubrickenigma7977 are there really places that make custom records?

[@nickjohnson410]

I woke of this morning sore AF and the first thought that popped into my head was... "This ain't normal. Fuck! What do I do? Now I gotta walk like a douche for the rest of my life. Am I fucking gonna die?"

[@Nscladyweareamused]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ptsd73]

Yeah, same! 😂

[@pinkroses135]

Alarm clock jam

[@vincentp8603]

THIS ISNT GOOOOOOOOD

[@alexbowlin7044]

this was played at one of jenny's concerts, it was created from scratch, she was going to sing a song she wrote that morning called "check out what my arms can do isn't it cool?" but with two loud cracks this classic was born

[@river8142]

Oh nah not the two loud cracks 😭😭😂😂

[@tuesdaytrothwell]

LMFAO

[@titanqueen7217]

She improv’d this song live on stage and it became the biggest hit of her career

[@JadeS-ww7sr]

That’s hilarious, I had a good lol for real and my dog went nuts, thanks! 😂✌

[@supertoasting1011]

Real Lore

[@majoraslayer64]

This is unironically a total bop lmao

[@johnklein338]

Shades of Bad Lip Reading or Weird Al.

[@rh_Robinhood]

That’s what I’m saying

[@beatlemnkyhuman]

Total jamski

[@peachy_lili]

@@johnklein338 I know Kevin from BLR through a friend and I can tell you his entire circle is musicians that are super talented but he's still way at the top. he deserves the praise!!

[@KILLKRYPTOOfficial]

finally, an artist singing about real world problems

[@TheSteveBoyd]

Jenny Stardust has all but faded into obscurity in the U.S., but her immense cultural impact in Japan cannot be overstated. For example, fans of Japanese Anime, particularly the ever-popular "Naruto", will no doubt recognize Jenny's influence. Though it is colloquially known as "Naruto Running", the arms-back style is CLASSIC Stardust. What a legend!

[@isashisha]

FAKE. A guy wrote this and got AI to generate a 50s sound to it.

[@courtnie97]

​@isashisha lol you don't belong here.

[@nickchavez720]

Whoosh! Did you see that? That was the joke flying right over their head!

[@christopherhelton6999]

@@isashisha No! NO! My mom still has her ticket stub from when she went to see Jenny Stardust when she was 14! You're a LIAR!!! I'm so rip-shit mad right now!

[@RobinDude]

@@christopherhelton6999this asshole made me rip my fuckin lamp in half

[@DanG626]

The reverb on those “FUCK”s is 🤌👌🤝🤜🤛

[@vvilleum]

𝘍 𝘜 𝘊 𝘒

[@sawdustcrypto3987]

This song has one of the best choruses ever written: "This isnt gooooood." Really gets the point across

[@vvilleum]

@@sawdustcrypto3987 It really makes you relate to her pain. She is such a brave woman

[@pimpusmane]

Written exactly as it was sung.

[@gordonbrooks9181]

Made by A.I. No way to differentiate the two . Do not embark on a career in the film industry right now.

[@gordonbrooks9181]

Words of wisdom Loyd, words of wisdom.

[@meg5323]

"What's your favourite song?" "It's complicated..."

[@DarleyHavidsun]

Now I gotta walk like a douche for the rest of my life...

[@shaec3405]

😂

[@kingsford3657]

Jenny Stardust married the lead singer of the Sticky Sweethearts in 1973. He fully credits her with helping him kick his glue issues. She says all she had to do was hold the glue container in her right hand and stand facing him. They’re still together and still in love.

[@ObscurestVinyl]

No way…🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@CosmicIceCream]

I seem to also recall right after that she had successful 1960s Arm Realignment Surgery (AKA amputation). Less to work with but she's generally much happier and training to use your feet and toes as your arms and hands isn't as hard it might seem.

[@davidthedeaf]

@@CosmicIceCreami think you are recalling your momma.

[@dontaskme7004]

They put the past behind them and stuck together.

[@dougfisher1813]

I did not know that. Thanks!

[@TheHarrisontemple]

I can hardly believe Jenny Stardust improvised this entire track live on stage becuase her arms just got stuck like that, truly an inspiration.

[@probablyjoeyy]

This is actually a rumor. She actually wrote this one day after her WLJ (wandering lockjaw) presented. Instead of getting upset, she turned it into a money maker. FUCK.

[@arthurbernstein634]

1 year ago I woke up one day with incredible pain in my neck, shoulders and arms. A few of my fingers were numb and it felt like I was being electrocuted inside my body when I moved my arms. On top of all that, my arms were super weak from nerve inflammation. Turns out I had ruptured multiple discs in my neck as well as carpal tunnel in both wrists. I finally got corrective surgery for it 2 weeks ago and I'm slowly on the mend. Words cannot express how cathartic is it to hear this song. The lyrics are basically all I was thinking for the past year.

[@lifeinpodunkville543]

I'm dealing with frozen shoulder. Not fun to be stuck like this!

[@insidejoke3223]

Glad to hear you're getting better :)

[@mauricio2456]

I'm really glad to hear you won't have to walk like a douche.

[@stephenfoster2112]

Great Story! Glad you are able to get some help/relief- unlike this poor woman. Know the feeling... f&ck!

[@youtubelicksmytaint7482]

But what we really need to know is. Were you walking like a douche? Glad you are on the mend.

[@tropezando]

Blasting this on my way to my Wednesday physical therapy appointments

[@thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138]

Good way to start the day 😊 I wish you luck!!!

[@cinnamonrollypoly]

should probably be mental therapy. 😜🤣

[@thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138]

@@cinnamonrollypoly Are you afraid to go to therapy?

[@cinnamonrollypoly]

@@thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138 Actually, I'm in therapy right now. 😂. Both physical and mental. It was a joke, relax

[@thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138]

@@cinnamonrollypoly Well you gotta admit that mine was also just a question Just know that stigmatization and making therapy taboo is what would stop someone from going to get professional help Takes a lot to even decide to go. So hearing your progress, I wish you luck- just know others aren't as lucky..it's nice to remind them that it can be good

[@matthewcole4753]

It's crazy how aesthetically pleasing the album art is, 60's Bubblegum Pink for Bubblegum Pop, Jenny with her arms stuck wearing the appropriate dress and hair for the era, and the smaller versions of her that show her life spinning out of control. Best album cover for any Obscurest Vinyl pressing.

[@TheCamster4545]

I can’t get over those two drawn out notes in the middle and end of the song that sound like she’s just fucking screaming in terror lmao

[@chucksmith4472]

She transitioned her career into ski jumping

[@rianmcfie7633]

*snort*

[@Vicus_of_Utrecht]

I chortled hard here

[@ElDuce69]

😂

[@hofthem]

THAT is funny! Not limbo teacher, fuck!

[@Abi-hu1eh]

Gosh, that "fuck" hits

[@PrincessPanFry]

Please never stop making these

[@myaccountgotdeleted9999]

Was doom scrolling and just accidentally clicked this, and i just have to say this is best thing ive seen today.

[@darkstar19]

If I worked in an old folks home id be slipping these into the playlists

[@jackodriscoll3817]

This killed me.

[@Casual_Crow]

My mom does, I should tell her to tbh

[@Flutterhigh444]

@@Casual_Crowpls it would make the world slightly better and make them happy

[@paulbunyangonewild7596]

​@@Flutterhigh444 "oh wow a new one"

[@stephanie6851]

Im dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@agunatak]

My parents had this song as their first dance to this song at their wedding in 1982. They did the arm dance and everything. Then they danced to it again at their ruby wedding anniversary celebration. It was a riot

[@Preds7thMan]

Did their arms get stuck like that?

[@EastVirginiaStudios]

Welp, wish i had scanned the comments first..i left a very similar family story....lol

[@heroinmom153]

They must have been into oldies from the first half of the 60's 20 years later

[@machenka]

Jenny released this in the late 50’s, start 60’s - can’t quite remember, but insane that it got a revival in the 80’s in your part of the world. Mega banger tho!

[@Borella309]

What memories - I was at your parent's wedding - and I didn't even know them! I stole some stuff and went home early (I was very drunk at that point), but do remember your dad dancing to this. Your mother, however was insufferable. I think your sister was back from somewhere (she freaked so many people out!). Anyway, my pussydog has gone missing - If you see my pussydog, please tell your neighbour.

[@cardinal4323]

As someone who endures fibromyalgia symptoms and daily chronic back pain from a car accident 31 years ago, this is my new anthem. So glad I had insomnia and this popped up - laughed my ass off at 1am! Sometimes it's my arms but mostly my pelvis that makes me make that deranged siren shriek Jenny makes as well as a diatribe of "FUCK"s. Thank you so much for this, it makes it all that much more bearable.

[@davidmc1489]

I feel ya. Wreck in 95' got my neck n shoulder outta whack. I dont walk like a douche but definitely release a diatribe of fuqs now and again.

[@marc.sellgren]

I can tell you, I almost fucking lost it. Tears running down my cheeks.

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

I literally cant breathe!!!!

[@westlist]

Jenny Stardust always had the most beautiful train whistle screech. Used to call the stray dogs for miles.

[@75blackviking]

Hands down the best comment on this video.

[@FullCollTorres]

I saw Jenny Stardust open for The Marvelettes in Asbury Park and the crowd got so rowdy they shut the show down before the headliners could come out. Riot police and everything.

[@chronically_ill_chronicall2367]

As someone who is stiff from MS, this is fantastic!

[@jmp3727]

Me too! When I heard this I knew I found my MS theme song. 😂

[@UltimateDorito]

Oh my god, bless you both 💀❤

[@_Digishade_]

Holy shit, God bless you guys.

[@exstock]

@@jmp3727 Me three! Although for me, it's only my left leg. Unfortunately, the handicapped placard does not make it any easier to drive.

[@-MadameD-]

My boyfriend said he was stiff after this video... I feel for your condition Lots of love ❤

[@AlexReynard]

Some of yours are good for the sheer torrent of obscenity. This one is good for how bullseye-in-a-bullseye perfect it gets the feel of a song from that era, and of course the background singers shouting, "FUCK".

[@Rick_B52]

The single FUCK I truly felt. Like great, my arms are fucked now what? 😂

[@MorbidDusk]

KZbin recommended sending me the classics!

[@ChiliFlame]

The first "FUCK" hits you right in the funny bone

[@bryannab7566]

"Am I fucking gonna die?" does it for me. 😆

[@justins21482]

"this isn't normal, FUCK!" cracked me up....lolol.

[@Mr.happy689]

I love how there's a song for every tragedy in my family's life

[@I-am-moderately-stupid]

Ima need you to explain

[@juelz4516]

There are happy songs too. Like the one that talks about pissing the dump in half, or the shadow of my wiener cascading on your face.

[@FrostburgEMT]

I wanna get this on a custom vinyl just to entertain the people who make them

[@johnklein338]

I had the same thought.

[@FLAMINGBABYHEAD]

I promise you they'd do the best work they possibly could on it.

[@yourtubisfilled7164]

I catch myself singing this song all the time. Really good one. The wacky AI aspects to it somehow make it more memorable.

[@tsartodd]

i usually ignore most of these AI songs. but this one is a keeper!

[@bobcat24]

This whole channel is a literal goldmine of AI songs. And they’re all just as good as this one. Have fun!

[@Miscellaneous_Minx]

I love the random screeching in the middle and at the end

[@austinwhite3132]

These songs fucking kill me 😂

[@Miscellaneous_Minx]

@@austinwhite3132 I will tolerate ai for these beautiful monstrosities

[@austinwhite3132]

@@Miscellaneous_Minxditto friend

[@-MadameD-]

Ty

[@overbanked]

It's hardcore AF LOL

[@hostofwords]

I don't know why "this isn't gooooOOOOD" hits so hard, but I can't breathe

[@NintendoComplete]

Jenny would've been perfect as a figurehead mounted on the bow of an 18th-century whaling vessel.

[@hushmychild6745]

Jenny been real quiet since this dropped

[@Demiglitch]

Born in the wrong generation, yarrr…

[@averageandy3917]

Oh Jenny... I used to be in love with you as a kid. I miss you RIP. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

[@xTheTamingx]

I found this in my Grandparents vinyl collection when I started getting interested in collecting Vinyl. Very underrated Artist honestly. In a just world they would have been inducted into the rock and roll hall of Fame already.

[@1C3CR34M]

If only she had been born today, she would be there!!!

[@notanothershrubbery]

My day can't start until I listen to Jenny's hit song.

[@heyuhh422]

Cheers to the Summer of ‘62! I miss you Jenny - even though I got my mouth washed-out with soap singin’ yer songs…

[@timilon.infinitum]

This is my new favorite song. Music hasn’t given me joy like this in a long time. Please release a karaoke or instrumental version! I am very serious.

[@LazyAHoleRanch]

Karaoke could be arranged

[@potatoking4545]

My dad passed away in 2027, and this was his favorite song, rip daddio

[@drrockkso8882]

Guys, this song isn't a joke. Chronic Reverse Brachial Spacititis is a serious medical condition. Jenny Stardust suffered from CRBS for decades.

[@kubrickenigma7977]

Well said, Doctor. So many of us just didn't know the terms.

[@karablack8336]

Can't joke about your situation to feel better about it, got it, only misery

[@samkdaily3055]

I too have CRBS and some times it just itches soo bad.

[@lewisonclarke]

I think you just ended my life 😂

[@Dosko]

Guys, someone should try selling me a timeshare. I actually googled it like a stupid chump 😑

[@vi0let831]

Why does this sound so authentic and real 😭 my autistic ass couldn't tell this was fake at first 💀 I mean I could kinda tell the voice was off sometimes but I thought it was just distortion from whatever this would've been recorded on if it was real. Literally how did you do this no way AI can sound so accurate when it comes to older songs/vocals 💀 I may be stupid

[@enterpassword3313]

Autism is a myth

[@LetsTalkAboutPrepping]

I'm sorry to inform you...

[@Dc-zu1ii]

I couldn't believe it when I came across a copy of this song, on a common multimedia storage device over a decade ago, after the first listen I added it to my playlists! No one has quite replicated the sounds of Jenny Stardust - My Arms Are Just F*ckin' Stuck Like This! If only some of the contemporary music artists had listened also!

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@LetsTalkAboutPrepping?

[@t0xtricity]

AI is an inevitable reality at this point, it's up to us to use it for the best things we can. This proves you can absolutely create something unique & enjoyable, an AI may have assisted but this was definitely written with the help of one funny son of a gun :')

[@James-if3kc]

Fun fact: This song was turned down by Diana Ross and The Supremes.

[@Pinky0910]

😂😂😂😂

[@hermanpsnelling5264]

This was played at my prom in 69, everyone was doing the douche. Fond memories.

[@FMC_OnyxYT]

'this isn't gooOO000o0o0ooo0o0o0o0od" got me roling🤣

[@teethan3928]

showed this to my mom who can’t use her hands cuz of chemo (3rd degree chemical burns, but from the inside out?? it’s actually rlly fascinating lmao, anyway-) and it totally made her day lmao so thank you for making her laugh ❤

[@briantoplessbar4685]

I don’t know what made you make this… but thank you. It’s my birthday and I pissed my pants

[@andrewcramer9200]

Soiled pants? They've got a song for that too 🤔

[@Kainlarsen]

Jenny's MDMA problem was the influence for this song.

[@kayiscrispy]

I don’t know how I ended up here, but I sure am glad I did

[@untitled.1969]

the fact this graced my homepage at 3am while i’m sleep deprived makes this even funnier 😂😂😂😂

[@kleckamania4477]

Jenny truly has a way with words, it's best described as magic - especially in the song, "I Ate Bad Broccoli Now I'm Shittin' Green Soup", off of her 1947 album, Am I Drowning Again? Her silky prose is as smooth as butter on a seal. Truly one of the greats!

[@robertdochter277]

That was the song my grandparents danced to at their wedding reception! I heard stories of how lovely it was!

[@probablyjoeyy]

My favorite of hers was always "Knucklebutter Surgery (Slippin' and Slicing)" but I will never get over her performing for the troops in Batswana. Truly an inspiration.

[@peachy_lili]

@@probablyjoeyy if we are all still here in 100 years, and youtube comments are still somehow accessible, I really hope people understand we were all being extremely funny, and not actually sharing real anecdotes. ..but honestly that'd be even funnier so I'm not pressed.

[@cellytron]

I think it was exactly a week ago tomorrow that I discovered Obscurest Vinyl. What. A. Week.

[@DarksteelHeart]

"Now I gotta walk like a douche for the rest of my life!" That part had me rolling.

[@DocterTre]

That scream tho

[@geckohunter123]

My grandma danced to this at her prom. Ugh I miss her

[@dricedlk]

This whole channel is like the old Dr. Demento show. Nice.

[@theraelm]

It's nice to see Jenny Stardust finally getting some exposure on here. Long overdue. ❤

[@robotsaysbeebooboop]

Aretha owes a lot to Jenny

[@DawnApon]

The weathering of the albums art showing the outline of the vinyl record inside just goes to show this probably couldnt be more perfect.

[@christopherdesanges7863]

This song has that ole skool KZbin charm that I miss dearly

[@dollysasmr]

Jenny Stardust is known for being Jean Shrimpton’s sister and having also married the late rockstar, Ziggy Stardust in the 1970s. Her fame peaked in the mid 1960s when she decided to pursue a music career as well as her continuing her successful modelling career that began in the early 60s alongside her sister’s already globally successful modelling career. When her first record, My Arms Are Just Fuckin Stuck Like This was released in 1966 she became a hit sensation in the US as she was living there at the time and this prompted her to continue to live and work in the United States for the rest of her career and life. Today her hit song and other records that she released continue to be recognised and enjoyed by both Americans and people around the globe and create a significant sense of nostalgia for those who lived throughout the days of her success. Nowadays fans still grieve the loss of Jenny since she passed away in 2019 due to the devastating impacts of her long term battle with Myarmsstuck Syndrome. She will always be known for the impact she made in the 1960s and 70s and how she inspired so many with her pursuit in both music and modelling.

[@curleyqreviews9793]

Jenny Stardust rose to fame as the first wife to Ziggy Stardust. He later sued her unsuccessfully over keeping the name. Poor girl had to turn around to sign the divorce papers. It took her seven tries to get on the right line

[@amandaguenascimento]

I keep coming back to this unironically hahhaha

[@brooks8792]

This was when the f** word was not used on TV or even in daily conversation. Kudos to her for her bravery.

[@KTsunshineband]

Jenny walked like a d*uche for the rest of her life so today's artists could run

[@agstros]

Jenny's husband was quoted many times as saying "missionary" was his favorite position. Everyone always gasped "HOW?!"

[@BENOTAFRAID689]

Link?

[@williambe]

Jenny Stardust, a distinctive voice in the 1940s swing era, made waves with her unconventional hit "My Arms Are Just Fuckin’ Stuck Like This." Known for her sultry voice and daring stage presence, Stardust's song was a standout, blending the era's big band energy with lyrics that spoke to personal and societal constraints. In a time when the music scene was dominated by more traditional themes, her audacious expression and unique blend of humor and honesty challenged the status quo, making her an icon for those who felt restricted by the societal norms of the day.

[@mattg3135]

Despite her disability, she was a fierce performer and used her unique condition to create stunning dance moves and captivating stage presence. She was known for her powerful voice and her ability to connect with audiences, often sharing her personal struggles with her disability in her music. Despite facing challenges and discrimination in the music industry, Jenny never let it hold her back and continued to inspire others with her determination and talent. She became a symbol of strength and resilience, showing that anything is possible with passion and perseverance.

[@intrnlprym84evr]

Very good but this screams 1966

[@Minalkra]

@@intrnlprym84evr Early-mid 60's, yeah.

[@Acehigh-Jenkins]

@@intrnlprym84evrah yes she started as a child star in the 1940’s singing for the troops and even played east Germany before the wall went up. However it was in the 1960’s when her arms got stuck that she truly hit her creative peak and began writing and recording her own material! And the rest was history!

[@bratcroissant]

Legend says they're still stuck like that to this day

[@marcosfernandes7324]

The music is so danceable, I kinda wish it would play on a party 🥳

[@JUMALATION1]

It's the middle of the night and I'm legit laughing so hard that I'm crying 🤣😭😆 For every new "fuck" in the song, I turned more and more hysterical 😂

[@Meela9088]

Can't wait to see the live performance

[@Gbemus666]

That’s a concert I’d pay to see in person 😂

[@LoreleiHelekunihi]

lol I missed the last stair and fell and my first thought was, "Am I fucking gonna die? Fuck."

[@KC-yu4py]

Please...make an extended version! My favorite oldie of all time!

[@faithbrockman1973]

This is the best thing ive heard in so long lmao. I wish you had a shirt with this on it. I would wear this everywhere

[@peachy_lili]

oh my god. seconded. thirded. PLEASE

[@AutomatikBalalaika]

I havent laughed outloud in a long time like this

[@mcosgrove91010]

I have laughed uncontrollably listening to this on at least three different plays.

[@MadamFoogie]

I went to the ER recently for this. Had an anxiety attack, and my body's brilliant solution was to give my arms terrible muscle convulsions. Cuz yeah, *THAT'S* what I needed! Thank heavens for Xanax.

[@markp1549]

My mum went to her concert back in ‘64. She had her back to the audience the whole time as she also played guitar.

[@rockjagg1]

My Star Wars figures in the 70s and early 80s must have had this affliction because their arms frequently looked like this when I pulled them from my toy box.

[@CubicApocalypse128]

when your avatar's animations are broken so you slide around t-posing everywhere

[@spongeboymebob771]

"Now i gotta walk like a douche for the rest of my life...FUCK"

[@lazlodallama8994]

This song is such a great coping mechanism. I got kinda foked up at work and now my arm doesn't fully unbend. I truly get to walk like a douche for the rest of my life and discovering this song so soon after has been amazing.

[@domdom5931]

Makes me wonder if she recorded this song in the studio with her arms stuck like that

[@Zanyotaku]

It’s midnight and I have woken my mother laughing uncontrollably.

[@daniellem1838]

This was #1 for 28 straight weeks on the Tourette’s Singles Chart.

[@bobs3060]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time. Bravo!!!

[@briankamras2913]

I remember Jenny remarking in 1967 that she contracted “wandering lockjaw” from an Aboriginal Shaman’s didgeridoo, and she only cured herself by going on a two week long spirit-finding journey which culminated in her smoking crack with that same Shaman and seeing god.

[@ballisticwaffles]

That's how I heard one of her bandmates died. He tried a brick of hash in the Taklamakan desert and fought god, then lost. A tragedy.

[@Underqualified_Gunman]

@@ballisticwaffles should have enlisted the help of nasa, considering they managed to kill him on the last Apollo mission.

[@DylanRoth1860]

I think this comment just saved my life.

[@aidansheadache2142]

I like to think she wrote the song with her arms like that.

[@pastapastaVSpastapasta]

Leaving a comment here so that if/when ppl like it I can be reminded of this masterpiece

[@hushmychild6745]

Come back and witness the joy all over again

[@WillowRowley-d1j]

Another week's gone by. Come back, friend.

[@AIIrishMusic]

We need Jenny Stardust shirts 😂

[@sebastianfischer2082]

Yes!!! Literally just this on a shirt would be amazing

[@Vicus_of_Utrecht]

​@@sebastianfischer2082I'll buy for sure if the shirt stays true to poor Jenny's bent arms

[@keptthekisses]

Oh my gosh, I'm in!

[@Vicus_of_Utrecht]

@@keptthekisses we need to create energy to get this going!

[@ratto9508]

I have had this stuck in my head ALL DAY.

[@banilemim]

the screams are amazing!! especially the "am i fuckign goign to die??"

[@ratelhoneybadger]

"This isn't goooooooOOOOOOOOD"😂🤣😂🤣🔥

[@Digglesisdead]

This one is my favorite.