Jeremy Clarkson being Genius for 9 Minutes

[@StarboyXL9]

Jeremy, a British man, discovering the benefits of slavery has got to be one of the funniest bits of television ever aired.

[@pretentiousarrogance3614]

It's child labour which is even better

[@keshavleitan7800]

Ikr lol

[@isaacdepaula2103]

It's just a man in there

[@BackffBtch]

@@tonester09 anything about them?

[@stanstrum]

@@BackffBtch pay no mind, it’s the average white supremacy spiel but with the usual cowardice leading to them talking about it in the most roundabout ways

[@josephfelkins4573]

"There's Jeremy Clarkson, and then there's everyone else." -- Albert Einstein

[@mikereach4206]

May i share this quote with the rest of the world?

[@josephfelkins4573]

Yes.

[@mhplayer]

"I respect Jeremy" ~Sun tzu probly

[@Potatoman_-fx3gs]

Speed and power

[@silversurfer5026]

lmao top comment although Tesla was the man according to Albert.

[@TheMarioManiac]

“I am providing employment for newcomers to our country” “O H G O D”

[@slurpii4669]

What a humble man

[@kafkaesk3449]

Outsourcing AI roles to immigrants. Nice

[@RyanWillis227]

@@kafkaesk3449 what, the jobs we weren't doing to begin with? Immigrants stimulate an economy.

[@boycottjews]

England is full. nonWhites be gone.

[@z8eee]

@@RyanWillis227 People that place the economy over the wellbeing of their country's citizens are a red flag.

[@sgsdf94]

Mommy: "Go play with the neighbors kid" The neighbors kid: 0:01

[@suuryasuprapto9472]

I would play with him

[@notexactlydoomslayer3611]

@@suuryasuprapto9472 Same

[@mrmiyagi0114]

@@notexactlydoomslayer3611 same

[@nielk.]

@@mrmiyagi0114 same

[@parthnagpal6851]

@@nielk. same

[@ianlerma8110]

Everytime Jeremy is on screen is him being a genius

[@95lal]

I want to like this but its on 69 likes so

[@moritz9529]

@@95lal nah it got ruined already

[@maxhager4187]

Hah Simp

[@themaestro3034]

He is the perfect idol for all the uneducated ignoramuses out there who are convinced that they know everything. He’s a jackass, as are all his devotees.

[@jonnnyren6245]

@@themaestro3034 imagine the situation is like this. You hate someone so badly on KZbin. You go to a video featuring that person you hate, and comment hate on it. I mean, where's the logic in that? Isn't that just wasting your time? If you hate the person, don't watch it then right? It's as simple, and incontestable, as that. But then again, I'm a normal functioning human being who doesn't waste time commenting hate on a video I hate and I keep my hatred to myself and just silently rant about it rather than broadcast it as if the whole world will notice. Oh and don't hit me with IT'S FREE SPEECH I CAN EXPRESS MY OPINIONS ALL I WANT. KEEP YOUR HATRED AND NEGATIVE COMMENTS TO YOURSELF YOU FRUSTRATED INCORRIGIBLE WEAPONS GRADE CLOTHEAD...

[@SO-Negative]

2:00 I like how he drilled the holes next to each others like Hammond could actually turn his head like that instead of drilling one above the other

[@aidanmaccuish2266]

That’s always bugged me

[@Nicmadis]

You simply do not understand his genius. To be fair, neither do I.

[@SO-Negative]

@@Nicmadis Well yeah now that you put it like that, his genius might be sometimes frightening even for himself.

[@Mr-Trox]

I mean, Hammond is so short that he could lay down lengthwise in the trunk of an Audi TT.

[@240hzGaming]

but then you also see its a monitor of some kind

[@PublicBus09]

"He's never met my brother, how does he know he's an idiot?!" Luck

[@andregon4366]

It runs in the family.

[@thelittletug9321]

He doesn't have a brother

[@pascalwachsmann6685]

@@thelittletug9321 Actually he does. James May has two sisters and one brother.

[@ImNotDew]

That’s when Tears ran down my face

[@kavinsp]

Because clarkson is a genius

[@fenddy7902]

Jeremy: Sometimes my genius is almost frightening

[@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire]

I have that on a Tshirt

[@Outlawgalaxy]

Sometimes my genius it generates gravity

[@purplecoffinman8510]

sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

[@K_ingh16]

@@Outlawgalaxy this is my favourite one

[@notexactlydoomslayer3611]

*Sometimes If You Listen Carefully You Can hear my Genius*

[@ODPTV1]

His solution of hiring an eastern European man to do stuff for you instead of robots is genius.

[@8thlvlMage]

Robot is the Russian word for servant or worker, so it's only fitting.

[@finh8895]

@@8thlvlMage it's from 'Robotnik' meaning slave, and they're not slaves, they're very happy.

[@finh8895]

@Space VatnikCongratulations, you missed the reference. I was making a reference to 'The World's End' movie, but you thought i genuinely believed this slavery was consenusal. Give yourself a pat on the back.

[@lewisirwin5363]

@@8thlvlMage When I first heard of the term Slav (I read it at school in Tintin, of all things) I thought they were a Russian tribe who went everywhere in chains. Go figure.

[@Voron_Aggrav]

He's British After all :P

[@anruganm4235]

His idea of hiring a Bulgarian man to be a robot is just a fraction of Clarkson's genius

[@__lasevix_]

no no, the bulgarian man is the voice recognition, the robotics are clearly handled by the romanian man

[@KevinKickChannel]

Yup, Gabriel is a Romanian name too

[@slendydie1267]

​@@KevinKickChannel We have Gabriel too but its Gavrail not Gabriel.

[@KevinKickChannel]

@@slendydie1267 maybe the mixup comes from the cyrillic в and latin B

[@sahara4229]

@@KevinKickChannel its also a french name

[@Chip-Chapley]

My grandmother just found out about Jeremy Clarkson last year and she thought he was the funniest man on earth, im sitting here wondering how she hasn't heard of him sooner, but also proud of that my grandmother has good taste in comedy.

[@JetFalcon710]

Hecc yeah. I myself also like James May; he may pretend to be the most boring person alive when on Top Gear, but he cracks some truly incredible jokes, and when he's literally anywhere else, he's an absolutely amazing guy. Hell, James once beat Gordon Ramsay in a cookoff while drunk

[@sherifmourad79]

@@JetFalcon710 he's the wittiest

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

​@@JetFalcon710Yeah, bro walks into Ramsay's restaurant, effortlessly beats the food challenge of eating gross foods Ramsay had prepared that most guests have failed, starts a cookoff, walks into Ramsay's kitchen, drinks his wine, cooks like he doesn't have a care in the world he's that relaxed, and then in the blind tasting and judging wins the cookoff, leaves, and refuses to elaborate. Fucking CHAD

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

Tell your grandma she has excellent tastes! 😁

[@abdelali9279]

"shoo, shoo in welsh" why does that have me rolling on the carpet 😂😂😂😂😂

[@muhammadsadiq8659]

“Gentlemen... I can see what happened you’re speechless, because all the words in your head have been sucked out by the magnetism of my genius” - Jeremy Clarkson

[@amitanshthakur5261]

"If you listen very carefully, you can hear my genius"

[@luthfeeghazale6206]

​@@amitanshthakur5261 "Sometimes my genius..., it's almost frightening

[@victorm3563]

Which épisode ?

[@vpersiegooner10comps]

S1 E4 - Enviro-mental@@victorm3563

[@AlexanderNash]

"Sometimes my genius... it generates gravity."

[@oliverek7]

You are speechless because all of your words have been sucked out, by the magnetism of my genius

[@waylon9764]

I swear one of the best personalities ever

[@tmb8807]

muh* genius

[@SubjectRandom21]

"He's sitting on a Thai woman now". The usual Clarkson then, nothing new.

[@RexWort]

Yeah That *Thai* woman comes with a special "package"

[@ev92]

@@bird_up ideal it's like getting a 4 in 1 from the Chinese a bit of everything haha

[@batesbox2604]

Probably not the worst thing she's been hired for

[@Wan_DerFull]

Theres a little slope in the back seat. Straight seats arent that comfortable

[@gxkdykxiyx1985]

@@Wan_DerFull heheheheheh

[@wyattwilliams9087]

2:24 this was the best timed thing ever. Jeremy said "call bell-end" and my phone actually started ringing.

[@ibrahimmardini7784]

Dang, you just got roasted

[@Bav-s30z]

Who called you out of curiosity?

[@liamailiam]

he really is the smartest man... in the world

[@UK-qe2lq]

He really is.

[@nf_prod7522]

i was able to hear him say that

[@Account1746]

Pause

[@variouspeople6196]

His genius created the world

[@Jimmy-ng4wy]

we all read it in his voice

[@genralreno]

I love how May wasn't mad at Jeremy for calling his brother an idiot, he was mad that he knew his brother is an idiot, even though he never met him.

[@RipsawEV_2]

Lol he sat on a frickin woman 😂

[@andrewhailstorm4081]

No, he sat on a Thai woman

[@Giuseppe326]

Thai women are as strong as men.

[@solus2074]

@@andrewhailstorm4081 soooo, a man?

[@Urkki24]

It's not just a women. She is a Thai woman

Thai women ARE men lol

[@paularvozm]

Clarkson: "Sometimes my genuis is almost ... frightening." Also Clarkson: "This ... is not just a man. This is a *romanian* man!"

[@wut7640]

This isn’t NEARLY long enough to fully encompass the true scale of Clarksons immense genius

[@andrewiwm9980]

His genius precedes him

[@markcf83]

I have to agree.

[@propanux]

"Your brother is an idiot and your stupid car is ready" that made me laugh more than it should have xD

[@danquirke8422]

4:52 “start you vicious bastard” - John Cleese fawlty towers

[@sarakudrna2199]

"Something cheap like A ant."

[@KJ.420]

What ant?

[@wahyudyatmika5119]

@@KJ.420 that ant

[@f.b.i7690]

​@@wahyudyatmika5119 got me dying lmao

[@jonnnyren6245]

Don't forget A IGYUUWANA with a silver necklace.

[@WhatComesAroundTM]

@@jonnnyren6245 Oh and a labradog

[@idle8775]

We need a Richard: “O H G O D” compilation.

[@gamingcrew7123]

yes

[@alialiyev6168]

Ýéś

[@Nan0_07]

There is one, kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@hardcore4090]

Oh yeees

[@markcf83]

Yesssssssss.......

[@potato3018]

When Jeremy commits Slavery its OK but wen I do it I go to jail

[@DirectorBird]

It's ok when Jeremy does anything. He's committed genocide about 62 times now.

[@Sam-kq7bc]

that’s because jeremy can do what he wants

[@eatinsomtin9984]

That's because hes a genius.

[@theninethrees8044]

It’s also because he drives a JAAAAAAAAAG. You pretty much get away with anything

[@frozen_water]

@@theninethrees8044 Of course!

[@dariuscodreanu5687]

Jeremy single-handedly resolving the problem of unemployment.What a genius!

[@zacharyhicks2136]

"Fitting the children with harnesses" killed me. love it

[@luke8801]

James May: "he's never met my brother, how does he know he's an idiot!" DEAD

[@chloehennessey6813]

How can you not love this man? Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond deserve a Nobel. They’ve brought gear heads across the world together for the last two and a half decades.

[@KMWE60]

“Your brother is idiot and your stupid car is ready” maan im deaad😂😂

[@jacobegnor4197]

These guys have a great sense of humor. My mom won’t own another smart phone because after a few months of using it the speech to text said some “bad things” a few times to work colleagues 😂

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

So... your mother is incapable of correctly operating a smartphone?

[@thepolishastronaut7940]

"The scope of my engineering genius literally knows no bounds" - Jeremy Clarkson

[@TangoSuckaa1]

“JAMES?! JAMES, he’s sitting on a Thai woman now” 😂😂😂

[@RadiantMantra]

Jeremy Clarkson invented slave labor and child slave labor He is truly... a man of the future

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

Words cannot explain how much I love this man. I wish they'd do another India special, I was too young to witness the last one.

[@xnotasweatx]

Just watch it again?

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

@@xnotasweatx it also wasn't very good.

[@xnotasweatx]

@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 ah

[@melkorlapich802]

@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 think he’s banned

[@markcf83]

It's on the BBC iPlayer.

[@sebby324]

Sometimes his genius is almost frightening

[@JetFalcon710]

Sometimes it is truly frightening

[@StudMacher78]

2:13 😂😂😂 “It’s Gavril from Bulgaria.”

[@RechargingBatteries]

"My brother is idiot? ... How does he know he's an idiot?"

[@StudMacher78]

3:57 “She is the seat.” 😂😂😂 is an underrated line

[@PaulyM856]

"It means to bang your gentleman's sausage . . . on the side of the Taj Mahal." His accent and timbre make that joke so much better. XD

[@mikabzz9051]

He is just the funniest man alive

[@captain0981]

4:58 his delivery of “only the crumbliest, flaaaakiest chocolate”

[@dinispaulino7512]

"Something cheap, like a ant" is a great sentence

[@voltsiano116]

8:23 "He's never met my brother, how does he know he's an idiot?!" XD

[@rsvtransitadventures]

‘Shoo in Welsh’

[@ryanmann1416]

“I’m warning you....”

[@kekero540]

Jeremy is that one uncle you have that your parents don’t like but he’s got all the good jokesz

[@Noel4Lyfe]

"You can get something expensive like an iguana, or you could get something cheap like a ant" I love it when Jeremy uses a instead of an because it's funny

[@AutodidactEngineer]

*Jereme Clarkson being a genius!!* 0:01 _Monke noises_

[@Georgekendall140]

"Sometimes my genius is well it's almost frightening." - Jeremy Clarkson

[@TaxingIsThieving]

“Sometimes I like to post incorrect quotes on KZbin.” - George Kendall

[@Georgekendall140]

@@TaxingIsThieving that was from two years ago lil bro

[@TaxingIsThieving]

@@Georgekendall140 Then you’d better delete it bro

[@Georgekendall140]

@@TaxingIsThieving cba

[@theseageek]

42 people’s thumbs clicked dislike because they were shaking out of fear for Jeremy’s magnificent genius.

[@MrCHAIRMANOFTHEBORED]

It's always funny when Clarkson starts shouting POWER!!!!! After that chaos is close behind 🤣

[@IFAMILYIH]

8:20 I lost my shit “He’s never met my brother”

[@zaryabirfan9060]

6:03 Shoo Shoo in welsh 😂😂

[@Raul_T]

"James, he's sitting on a Thai woman," has to be the funniest out of context line I've ever heard.

[@roastingminer6919]

His genius sometimes scares us all. We are much to inferior to comprehend his genius.

[@ferbintegabriel4714]

He is a quantum computer with legs and arms. Truly genius.

[@ryguy9341]

This made me forget how much I loved the Conversation Street segments, and of course "The News". They need to start a podcast. I'd absolutely love it.

[@CalamityHillMusic]

My favourite Jeremy quote after turning up to race the German in only British cars. Hammond: I think we've overdone it. Jeremy: It could be worse! We could have came on the back of Bobby Charlton 😆.

[@thomasflanagan505]

@ 3:18 "There's a theme establishing itself here, with your inventions, and it is that... You're a Moron" Hahahaha

[@ArtyMars]

As a Naive Child growing up watching Jeremy I didn't understand he was just being facetious almost 100% of the time and that he was truly just a lunatic hahaha

[@aqialam4003]

richard: Jameess.. James: whaa?! Richard: James...he's sitting on a thai woman now... my lungs collapsed hahaha

[@jameswallace7091]

“James? James, he’s sitting on a Thai woman, now!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@cesaralarcon5228]

The magnetism of Clarkson’s genius is amazing and never ending lmao

[@Mjolonir12]

A 10 minute video of him saying speed and power was what I expected, That is all the genius we need.

[@versthappening603]

1:14 “this is a romanian man” “👍”

[@michaelmouton53]

7:25 "... or you can have something cheap, like A ant." left me scratching my head🤔

[@AgonZe]

He is so Genius, Albert Einstein was unable to keep up with him.

[@markcf83]

Some say......

[@samuelkim1827]

"im providing employment for newcomers in england" lol clarkson was a genius from the start

[@GarrettAD60]

‘How does he know he’s an idiot, he’s never met him’ is the best James may quote ever.

[@jezzaus2124]

Remember when Jeremy Clarkson turned up to our PE lesson

[@hanizou3372]

jeremy:"shoo...." dog:.... jeremy: "shoo in welsh" dog:"understandable"

[@Jellysem_06]

Now I understand why Jeremy said: sometimes my genius it's almost frightening

[@lazygamerz]

"shoo in welsh" - I remember the first time I saw this, it nearly killed me XD

[@sebastianbernabe3800]

His genius...is almost frightening

[@TheModManu]

Every compilation that includes A ANT is a good one

[@5688gamble]

Such genius, it's so massive nothing can escape, not even light. People think he's dim but he is just trapping everything and not letting it out!

[@clausk1817]

As a Romanian, i approve Jeremy's Romanian jokes :)) Good stuff

[@karelpgbr]

Hahaha lol

[@nickroosh9407]

3:18 the funniest unexpected line ever!

[@gandalfwiz20007]

In case you didn't know, Clarkson is the most intelligent, highly educated and most beautiful man on earth. I wonder if comment algorithm recognizes sarcasm

[@douglaspenland1550]

Love these guys! Been a fan for 15 or so years and ( at the risk of inflating his ego even farther) yes Jezza is a genius!! All three together make the best comedy content bar none!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ExoticAnimalGuy]

The first clip will be my for ever favourite of him, his inner child coming out, bouncing up and down “ YEAAAA CMON POWERRR!! POWER!!! “ id say the same thing hahaha

[@Locahaskatexu]

I lovehow the masseuse is so small, she actually makes Hammond look relatively tall xD

[@patrickmulligan8928]

James May realizing he's driving "an iguana with a silver necklace" is priceless.

[@martyg565]

I love how the assistant in the BMW is just Kimi Raikonnen, being his usual chatty self.

[@Sebastian-kx4nu]

Basil when his car doesn’t start up: 4:55

[@allenreckin3184]

I just like how Hammond refers to him as an orangutan and this opening clip just solidified it

[@Geheimnis-c2e]

4:13 for anyone wondering this is a parody of an older parody he did (forgot if its old old Top Gear or his standalone show) for Mercedes.

[@ObviouslyKieran]

Some say his genius LITERALLY knows no bounds.

[@clivesmith847]

My man really left 3 seconds of darkness so the video is 9:11 long, legend.

[@johnkramer5886]

Actually, Clive, it’s 9:12. You’re wrong.

[@akshaydevmurari8191]

His genius creates hole in space-time fabric.

[@chikubast.vincentdebar9575]

6:03 "Shoo, shoo in welsh" 😂💀

[@hannah-uy9bp]

“James, JAMES !!, he’s sitting on a Thai woman now” 😂😂😂😂

[@Alex_From_Florida]

After looking up the definition of swaffling, I feel not just tricked, but also backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled

[@ColossalReaperN7]

Title: Jeremy Clarkson being genius for 9 minutes First thing in the video: Clarkson bobbing up and down yelling "POWER!!"

[@porkfreegaming5278]

Jeremy's genius is truly frightening

[@aladontheinternet6363]

He isnt sitting on a woman He is sitting on a Thai woman

[@nurgleschosen8145]

Jeremy has the brain of a child stuck inside the body of a genius.

[@jonvia]

I wouldve paid attention more in school if Clarkson was my teacher. I love the way he talks.