Jeremy Clarkson Makes 'Bee Juice' for the First Time | Clarkson's Farm

[@thegrandtour]

If honey is Bee Juice, what should we call other foods? 🤔

[@NatD2003]

Cow juice, cow meat, bee poo

[@power21100]

Do not encourage them!

[@smoketinytom]

Goats Juice Cheese… I like that name immensely!

[@wheeliewonka721]

Just be careful of bull juice

[@Sh-epard]

Sheepy juice cheesy cheese!

[@apjtv2540]

It's great how you can clearly see Clarkson is enjoying himself. Sure, he gets annoyed at the bees and he rants, but he's so genuinely happy when he holds up the jar of honey that it just warms my heart.

[@FunkyBuddha81]

What is that Honey you talking about ?

[@sheev9852]

You mean bee juice?

[@bitchasshoe8719]

wtf is honey edit: OHH you mean bee juice?

[@f_youtubecensorshipf_nazis]

folks like him are why there won't be bees pretty soon decades of petrol propaganda

[@sheev9852]

@@f_youtubecensorshipf_nazis megacorps cause way more damage than car drivers ever will. You're the one buying their propaganda mate

[@maxmattt]

Jeremy: "The inportant thing is to be gentle so you get the honey without damaging the honeycomb" Also Jeremy: POWER!!

[@nsean479]

Surprised he didn't hook a V8 up to the spinning machine lol

[@emmanuelmeysman820]

Also his face .

[@zathary564]

@@nsean479 "Today enviromentalists try to remove the V8 from the road for "fuel efficiency." So i thought, why dont we put them into other use? For instance, I've connected this V8 into a bee spinner."

[@daviddavidson2357]

@@nsean479 I was going to say that. Thanks for stealing my thunder.

[@immortalsofar5314]

Got to admit, seeing Jeremy turning a handle was ... unusual. We used to spin it in a 3-step process since the cells are on either side. Spin slowly to get rid of half the honey in the outward facing cells without the weight of the inner ones breaking the comb. Flip and ramp up the speed on what used to be the inner cells ending with a vigorous spin. Now flip again and give the original cells a damned good spin. Mind you, we weren't commercial. We left 2 supers full of honey to see them through the winter as well as sugar cakes for a reserve. That meant we probably "wasted" 75% of the honey by leaving it for the bees. Me, I figure 25% is a good rate of tax.

[@steveross8364]

1:38 "I'm just applying wasp-ease to my own arse-crack because the crew wont do it" Priceless!

[@paraskevaspapantonakis]

I know right it killed me 😂🤣😂🤣

[@F.S92]

Where is Hamster when you need him?! He has tiny hands.

[@supersonicsid5930]

That white suite really does make Jeremy a very dashing and Sophisticated specimen

[@Vladpryde]

Sometimes his genius......it's almost frightening.

[@thegrandtour]

It seems to generate it's own gravity kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHuWhZeYZZ5pb6M

[@patfoles2372]

@@thegrandtour I don’t think Jeremy needs a suit to generate his own gravity

[@jamaicangamer4189]

Indeed

[@manierwarsaw9820]

No. This Moonraker Elite Actually. JamesBond 007 Goldeneye

[@MysteriMaan]

Watching Jeremy being so fulfilled happy is like watching my dad be fulfilled and happy. It's really wholesome this show.

[@Pavelek88]

One bee lives for 40 days and in that time she produces less than a teaspoon of honey. Just one spoon for us, but for a bee it's her whole life achievment. Appreciate it more we should.

[@markscouler2534]

And if all honey bees died out the human race would be fucked just think of that

[@huntercorrales6794]

Just say you, I don't know why you think no one cares about honey or bees

[@Pavelek88]

@@huntercorrales6794 where did you get that "no one" from? Pointless assumption made on your own

[@huntercorrales6794]

@@Pavelek88 you misunderstood I meant that I get what bees do so when you say we you really should just say yourself that should appreciate bees more

[@fastair8546]

yea that puts things into perspective

[@hypurnova]

I'd like to see all the guys doing this. James: "super meticulous" Jeremy: "not quite knowing what he's doing" Hammond: "running away from the bees"

[@raptorjesus3894]

I mean how would you feel when a swarm of thousands of bees your size came after you? Of course Hammond would run away.

[@blackdream1900]

dont let hammond run , most likely he will crash into a fence or somethin .

[@JakeFromYoutube]

I think Hammond probably would show up and crash into the hives🤣

[@alexsmith2885]

Jeremy: m'genius has produced a mixture of wax and honey but is proud James: Clear, beautiful honey, notes the wildflower influence on taste Hammond: on his turn to present his, is just sipping gin. "its better, innit?"

[@Circuitssmith]

James would be having a polite conversation with the bees. “Excuse me, sir, madam? Might I harvest some of your bee juice?”

[@kzh5443]

Can just imagine the bees telling Jeremy off like how Caleb would “wot da fack are you doooing?”

[@tubbs2132]

2:08 that hot knife smells so good it's unreal. Fresh, toasted honey and beeswax. And somehow it's even better when the honey is from your own yard, like it mirrors your local ecosystem.

[@andyjohnson1760]

I just can’t stop watching this clarkson brilliant show

[@theaussiegreenman3750]

I Love this stuff. He is so funny no one can replace him

[@jonathonschott]

I love the part where he is complaining the crew won't help him salve his own posterior while they all have same look on their faces of 'you don't pay us enough to watch you drop your trousers and do it yourself and you're asking for help with that!? I need to renegotiate my contract......'

[@tireballastserviceofflorid7771]

I always found Jeremy entertaining all these years. Even respected his driving abilities. Then he started farming. And I found out he owned a farm for years. Now after getting a chance to see him in action during covid on his farm. Well now I might just love him a little. What a great guy and much more to him than anyone would have guessed a few years ago. Can't wait for more farming and hot roding from one of my heroes.

[@christophb2736]

I like how Jeremy Clarkson teaches us more about farming and bee keeping than biology class in school.

[@alex786]

Well, lava is called magma when underground. See, school teaches us real important stuff, not nonsense like how to make honey, how to survive, how to spend your money efficiently. All of that is nonsense, magma is the knowledge you really need in life.

[@mikehutchison4892]

We have Jeremy moving from TV to farming and Kelvin Fletcher (Emmerdale+Strictly) to farming…..so clearly there must be money in it ! I wonder if it has anything to do with the £3 billion farm subsidies that they are paid from YOUR taxes Christoph ? ( Is the Govt. giving you 50 - 75% of your income ?)

[@IceeFish]

Didn't know that biology was supposed to teach you about bee keeping

[@papaofthejohns5882]

Why the fuck would secondary school biology teach people about farming and bee keeping?

[@bentrodsaustralia]

@@papaofthejohns5882 Mine did it has a fully working farm. Produce went to the cooking classes. Wool etc went to the textiles. We also learned from 14years old to ride motor bikes and drive cars.

[@Ryan-gb1mc]

Imagine getting a notification to your favourite car show but theyre making 'bee juice', that's y I love this more than topgear. Everything is unexpected

[@chadofchads7222]

This is clarkson's farm, not grand tour

[@cunningstunts1118]

As someone who removes live bees regularly from places like chimneys and wall voids so they can be rehomed, I can confirm that driving along with bees in the van is all part of the deal 🐝

[@duderobi]

3:03 look proud like a toddler who got in the right time on the toilett.

[@BlackMountainHoney]

Now there's a real no nonsense beekeeper! Love it! 😀 🐝 🍯 🦡 🐝

[@Mark-mu4pj]

Clarksons "bee 🐝 juice" is so good it'll sting you in the behind.

[@thegrandtour]

Surely you mean bee-hind 😏

[@Mark-mu4pj]

@@thegrandtour Lol yeah that's a good one 😂

[@jackrasbeary4156]

Clarkson is the standard all entertainers should be judged against.

[@humanperson5874]

Unfair

[@Justthatguy1998]

Unrealistic standards

[@shriharihudli]

@@humanperson5874Yup, nobody can measure up to him.

[@cesaralarcon5228]

Jeremy: “You must extract the honey gently without damaging the honeycombs” Also Jeremy *POWER!*

[@TayfunDemirSincap]

After the bee stings him : “I can feel that buttock growing a third buttock” 😂

[@pawelwis7215]

Right after he sad "You have to be gentle with..." I knew something must go wrong! SPEED and POWER !!

[@canthelp6366]

0:02 ''When dad tells mom lies about where I've been''

[@ChicagoBob123]

I have to say you are a very brave man. You try things you have never done and let people film you while you do them. That is truly brave

[@soldier716]

On my last trip to the UK, I drove from Inverness down to the Cotswolds specifically to see Diddly Squat before going back to London, and left with bread, ice cream, and bee juice. The ice cream was the best I've ever had, no exaggeration

[@multiestonian]

I would watch Jeremy do this for hours. This is more entertaining then i thought it would be.

[@TrickyNick55]

When my grandfather taught me how to keep bees, he taught me to put duct tape over any place bees could get in, like where the suit meets your boots and where the gloves overlap the sleeves, also where the zippers meet on the hood. It takes a couple seconds and saves you plenty of stings.

[@jebise1126]

are you sure he had bees or was it hornets?

[@TheDarthWarlok]

As a fellow beekeeper since childhood, always done this as well, it definitely helps

[@kunjukunjunil1481]

Never used a suit 😄

[@RodrigoRodrigues-hk8sd]

@@kunjukunjunil1481 Lol then you dont even know what is a bee :D

[@sharnettmcintyre2331]

I laughed so hard. Got stung in the butt, 😂 😂. This man is funny!

[@elnyoutube123]

I love how he still drives his old range rover

[@lucdaigle2394]

Honey gate on extractor upside down, smashed honey comb, bee in suit, asshat with asscrack stung, film crew everywhere. Anything wrong here, nope just Jeremy being Jeremy. 🍯It's all about getting that pot of liquid gold.

[@jeremyfong5684]

"I can feel that buttock growing a third buttock"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danmar007]

Nothing was faster than Top Gear. Nothing is slower than a farm. "POWER!!!! Oops, that wasn't a good idea." I never would have been able to conjure up a Jeremy who gathers honey! Good on you old chap.

[@sam0wings]

_Patiently waiting daily for the next season!_ 😍

[@biosynthetic6133]

it's starting next month

[@sam0wings]

@@biosynthetic6133 oh no way!!! Still stoked and just as excited as I was over a year ago. Look forward to the new season. Thanks for the heads up 👍🏻

[@phantomhurricane666]

one of the many reasons Clarkson is a LEGEND!!

[@thebeardedvaleter7183]

Bought some honey from Diddly Squat a few months ago, probably the best honey I’ve ever had

[@RodrigoRodrigues-hk8sd]

Lol :D

[@JakeFromYoutube]

What an odd Stig costume

[@buster5661]

“Because the screw won’t do it” *Points camera at intern* Intern: 😳

[@tiadanama1998]

1:27 best quote

[@MotoTvWoodsFarm]

well very impressed with Jezza getting in the gear and taking on those bee's. well done sir bravo

[@cleverusername9369]

Look, it's the Stig's beekeeping cousin!

[@juangomer4093]

A pickup truck would make a lot of sense in this situation

[@TheyCallMeMrMaybe]

It's not like he's against pickup trucks. A Ford Ranger or VW Amarok would work best for him.

[@laurenwarner3531]

Absolutely love clarksons farm can’t wait for series 2

[@georgecollins2412]

0:58 Imagine if Jeremy got stung by an Asian murder hornet

[@michaelcurtin524]

If Hamster and Captain Slow found out about Jezza getting stung in the arse they'd rotfltao

[@Thermodynamicool]

More POWuh! and More Clarkson's Farm! Watch every bit of this man's television genius in all forms and all shows. How does he do it?!

[@thegrandtour]

His genius does generate its own gravity after all kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHuWhZeYZZ5pb6M

[@keipherbooth1333]

the think about farming even on a tiny scale like keeping yard chickens in is getting to hold your first egg or produce your first pint of cider its sheer total bliss.

[@peteroshannassy8160]

Honey gate on the extractor is upside down. you need to start slow and get the honey moving before you crank so hard to prevent the comb blow outs

[@lurefiix]

This was actually great viewing! I might actually watch Jeremy fudge up more then cars! 😂❤️

[@thegrandtour]

He fudges up many things at the farm, you'll be spoilt for choice 😅 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKLPmJaupp2paq8

[@jaankuus3063]

Every one of those stings is 1 year more of Jeremy 🤣🤣😂 more.

[@MarkBates566]

how satisfying making your own honey. Nice one Jezza

[@biggtrux]

As a bee keeper I know your satisfaction of harvesting "bee juice" ( bee vomit). 😀

[@decodolly1535]

2:58 - Should that opener be the other way up? Then the nozzle would open by lifting the little flap and it wouldn't get covered in honey.

[@trixaussie7257]

Was looking for this comment so I didn't repeat it, yes certainly should open the other way to limit waste

[@falynch]

😂 "the important thing is too be gentle" Spins it like he's trying to generate electricity in a wind up battery charger

[@RustyLid]

He's made bee juice that will last 1000 years!

[@NextKnown]

That hole in the bee comb in the thumbnail looks like the statue of liberty

[@opollo]

Within seconds I'm laughing my head off.

[@slacky4358]

If you had American pick up you wouldn’t have that problem with bees in your car but you hate American pick ups 😂

[@twizzrock]

The gate (tap) on your spinner (extractor) is upside down. That's why the honey runs down the gate and over your fingers. Also the closure faces down and can fall open, usually when not looking. Happy days from south Australia. Where can I send the invoice for this invaluable advice?

[@lewismeyer4452]

Honey gate on spinner upside down, valve should open upwards.

[@Thomas_Name]

Some country is invaded. "Oh no! Anyway..."

[@charlie891]

its nice to see jeremy so happy

[@baileyhatfield4273]

I think the worst offender is when he pour the honey out, such a simple setup and he almost has it all over LOL. Love the videos

[@StakeAMD]

Gonna tell my kids this was Bear Grylls

[@beatfromjetsetradio8239]

I just want to find somebody who looks at me like Clarkson looks at his first jar of bee juice.

[@nicopillay4059]

The bee suit makes him look like an astronaut stig

[@AB-sv5rf]

I was laughing uncontrollably

[@nicklaus9536]

I didn't see Jeremy wash his hands after applying the ointment!

[@gibson3419]

I could watch this man do anything and be entertained

[@TheBurnsStuff]

I hope there are more episodes coming. I really enjoyed this show.

[@precisionN]

Jeremy you'll always be the bee's knee's haha!!

[@Moetastic]

Stuff like this inspires me to start my own Apiary.

[@rickyholman3116]

Jeremy let me help out on your farm You crack me up 😂

[@williamalexander7588]

All the bee keepers cringed lol

[@antilopa6672]

In that bee suit he looks like in the worlds smallest car

[@ixon4330]

Clarckson's first jar of bee juice... Worthe the pain in the ass 😂

[@robmausser]

@1:33 "Worst journey of my life" That's saying something coming from a person that has been on a lot of really terrible trips!

[@lazyeejay]

😂😂😂😂

[@arra3410]

First time he put that suit, crispy clean. I invite him to come play with our African bees here in South Africa.

[@bryanordish9319]

🤣🤣🤣 he is so damn funny even all three of them grand tour 🤣🤣🤣 I'm sad it had to end

[@MaskofFayt]

I was thinking when he started loading them into the boot he could get one of those storage net box things and the bees would remain inside with the hives and not spread through the car.

[@houssemkochat6601]

God i need a season 2

[@thegrandtour]

Your wish is granted kzbin.infoUgyiXcXaHiiJHF6x8aZ4AaABCQ

[@MadsKirke100]

Finally, we have something too use a pick-up truck for!

[@440bigblock7]

The man is famous for his knowledge of Sport's cars and honey. Real british.

[@myasin1286]

Jeremy clarkson humbled by the native bee 🐝 😂

[@cluelessbeekeeping1322]

Try burning some punky wood in your smoker (which is rotted wood), it starts instantly, it burns cool (cool smoke is good), it never goes out, it smells great and it won't choke you like cardboard, also, it lasts a good while. Another thing to burn is pine needles (if you have any in your area). That's my favorite, it makes the nicest white smoke, it smells wonderful and it will not choke you like that cardboard you're using (stop using cardboard, that's awful). Beekeeping is super gratifying!

[@EK14MeV]

I recommend a rooftop luggage case on the Rover, to haul those honeycombs. You can't drive a spike with a ball peen hammer, man. That belly.😉 Love your farming show.👍🏻

[@miroslavtordaji1675]

I bet Jeremy assembled that honey spinner ........ the "faucet" is mounted upside down

[@buckshot6481]

Jezza this is why Pickup trucks ! 😂

[@chromeinox]

The lesson is clear: Bees always find a way.

[@otherssingpuree1779]

I remember him rubbing ointment on his bits during the cycling segment.

[@cinderofgods8698]

The fact that someone on the editing room had to edit Jeremy's ass is just hilarious to me.

[@davidireland1766]

Next time he should put the honey through a strainer before the jar. They'll be lots of wax and bee parts floating in that honey.

[@word6344]

"worst journey of my life" hits way harder than that casual tone implies it should

[@Cujo5]

"Bee Juice" puts a different image in my head.... a not-so-nice image in my head.

[@Someone08-18]

plot twist: jeremy is the guy that harvests honey in bee movie

[@johnmanningTC]

Well done tellytube xx keep safe.when I Have collected honey in the past the worst place to get stung is the ear xx

[@spencertoolandgrind]

When are we gonna see the shows on Amazon?

[@implodingbaby]

theyve been out for almost a year

[@spencertoolandgrind]

@@implodingbaby I’ve got Amazon prime only episodes from last year are on there.

[@VacuumJockey]

To be clear, this is not Top Gear or The Grand Tour - this show is called Clarkson's Farm, and it is on Amazon Prime.

[@spencertoolandgrind]

@@VacuumJockey yes Top Gear has been done and gone. When something is advertised as The grand tour.. I had to ask

[@Unsung_Earth]

He's almost twinning Keith 😆

[@awesomefan935]

That “bee juice” when it comes out of the spinner is almost liquid gold or at least it should be given the amount of pain you have to go through to obtain it

[@austinreed5805]

That is some nice bee juice.