Clarkson Making Fun of Americans Compilation #1

[@andrewlafavor2214]

Any American that gets offended by this should take a step back and realize that this is how the world actually views America.

[@Timg1231]

I am not sure the Americans who watch top gear are the ones who do not understand humor. Self deprecating humor isn’t unique to Europe.

[@matyaskutas]

@@Timg1231 u know greatest country and stuff while being most of the reason there is no peace in this world... yup I think it's unique

[@mattbehindthewheel6901]

yeah nah, not everyone thinks this about the US...

[@KodiakGSH]

Americans don't think about other nationalities though. Like, at all.

[@jamesfletcher474]

@@KodiakGSH that's because they think 90% of the world IS the us 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@redquoter]

"They call a liquid 'gas.'" Well, he's got us there boys.

[@Cake196]

@Sneakerz On Deck well gasoline is a derivation from the word gas and the chemical suffixes ol - ine - ene Making it gasoline So they still mean gas

[@machinist7230]

From a country that refers to the cover that goes over the engine as a 19th century ladies headwear, they're in no position to make jokes.

[@casematecardinal]

@@Cake196 gasoline only burns in a mist form so in a gaseous state so it checks out

[@noneofyourbusiness4294]

@@casematecardinal and now we think about which form you put in your tank.

[@casematecardinal]

@@noneofyourbusiness4294 it was a joke my guy

[@Beef7599]

"Can't find London, can't find France but it will find him a burgurr"

[@whenwhen2284]

Thats really the only thing you need to find

[@AleK0451]

@@whenwhen2284 i really wanted to find some iraqi restaurants

[@mikek0135]

Of the three, it chose the one that was most important.

[@whenwhen2284]

@@mikek0135 Probably because its American and would be driven in America where you're separated from London and Paris by and entire ocean Edit: I forgot you aren't allowed to use common sense or else...

[@mikek0135]

@When When So, you’re saying that it was able to find the more important of the three because it’s American? I’ll take that as a compliment. Thanks!

[@purpleaki1748]

"America land of the free" Crowd bursts out laughing 🤣

[@deezer-vj1ei]

We are as free as we want. What ever dicktaster you bend over for is your business.

[@SeanPowell-p4v]

Laugh now, because we’ll both, Britain and America, be praying to Allah pretty soon.

[@LaCokaNostra_]

@@SeanPowell-p4vallah is gay

[@NoteCrypticon]

​@@SeanPowell-p4v I'll piss in your boots

[@adamquirke6024]

@@SeanPowell-p4vis that just the worst fictional situation you can come up with?

[@thearmoredgeorgian2736]

SMH we Americans don’t use cars! We lay on our beer bellies, and use ar-15’s to propel ourselves down the streets.

[@stevefg3067]

Here in the south, we just stay home. We got everything we need, food, water, sweat pants, GUNS, Murican flag and a sister wife. 😉

[@bfcclarets4694]

Beer bellies? Don’t say that like you guys can drink when you can’t, more like burger bellies

[@bfcclarets4694]

@Joshua Steele that’s cause we don’t brew our beers in pubs, they get ordered

[@bfcclarets4694]

@Joshua Steele we have local breweries but they don’t sell inside they get ordered to local pubs in the area as well as the brands obviously

[@bfcclarets4694]

@Joshua Steele you get the old small bars that make them in the cellar but mainly they are made in small warehouse and dispatched to the local bars who put the order in, there’s pubs on every corner even if it’s not a busy area having the breweries that are local for all the beers helps community’s as the pub community is massive, as we have nothing else to do 7 months of the year cause it’s cold

[@mrmikesparks]

As an American, I can tell you that I thoroughly enjoyed watching this while eating my triple cheeseburger, super sized french fries, and drinking a DIET Coke!

[@sallychi8406]

You can eat as much of anything as you like, and the Diet Coke will keep you from gaining weight. American inventions are incredible, aren't they?

[@jeanackle]

@@sallychi8406 That may or not be the joke.

[@mangothecat2390]

@@jeanackle r/whoosh

[@jeanackle]

@@mangothecat2390 r/headshot

[@mangothecat2390]

@@jeanackle That isn't a thing, you muppet

[@adam_p99]

Credit to the yanks in the comments section who can take a joke.

[@pfzht]

Credit to the red coats who see his hypocrisy

[@AMPProf]

Not a yank! red coat Natural Born citizen of the United States of America!

[@AMPProf]

ROLLING stoners suck!

[@adam_p99]

@@AMPProf I’ve just seen your videos and with that, I can see your music choices. You should probably find a quiet corner and reflect on your life choices.

[@AMPProf]

@@adam_p99 lol you're too funny!lol fyi jokes are not always obviously obvious. :D

[@qurandaily_islam]

“Your national anthem is the McDonald’s advert”

[@lanapowell]

Please stand for the national anthem: "Ba-da ba ba bah, I'm lovin' it."

[@josephivan5094]

At least the music is British lol

[@matthewarnold4557]

Ironically Jeremy is the most American European I've ever seen.

[@susankoenig5632]

Exactly! He is what he is making fun of....

[@ahmadmuhdi190]

He became the very thing he swore to destroy

[@clip3009]

You mean Americans look like Europeans since that’s where your descendants come from

[@michaelbrown1627]

He is a bit of a lard ass.

[@monke7929]

That's what makes it funny.

[@MirrorMonolith]

I’m surprised Hammond wasn’t offended considering he’s a secret American.

[@cinegraphics]

As "secret" as James Bond is a secret agent.

[@wonderbread4323]

And oddly enough I’d say hammonds the best of the 3, with James may in a close second.

[@hardwirecars]

@TwinTurbo Ray thats a new one

[@bagpuss121]

Richard Billy Bob Hamster Hammond .

[@jimmyboynottknown7713]

@@bagpuss121 haha good 1

[@sarwatarannya8786]

"god, florida's awful" The entire US: nods in agreement

[@michaelbrown1627]

Then they should stop moving to and visiting Florida. Oh the irony.

[@nathanhursey6779]

@@michaelbrown1627 only the schewpid do

[@AirKaos]

Hell even some of us Floridians nod in agreement. I’ll take one for the team if you choose to cut us off from the rest of the nation.

[@andregon4366]

The legendary Florida man is cool though.

[@alexander944]

That explains why everyone wants to retire there

[@tuftyterror983]

As an American, I can confirm that Clarkson is 100% right from my recliner with my bucket of KFC and trough of Diet Coke so I stay healthy.

[@adim2427]

The level of humour this guy has.... it's almost frightening

[@nekrosprimus]

🤣🤣

[@Wassup_bruh]

Nice one 🤣

[@RatedShadowXrd]

His humor is terrifying that it generates gravity

[@tracehinson6766]

I find the video hilarious but the first one with incest cough cough most of Europe practiced incest until the late 1800s and some country's into the 1900s but ya know

[@RayFog1]

@@tracehinson6766 cough cough it’s a joke cough cough

[@Some0ne001]

I was dating a girl a few years back and her dad told me he didnt like TopGear because they make fun of Americans too much and like TopGear USA more. Yeah thankfully I broke up with her and didn't marry into that.

[@LevonBlueoak]

you dodged a bullet there mate

[@mmarocker]

I like both, can you send me her number? 🥺

[@kaitlyngarner740]

God top gear USA was way more scripted than top gear UK. Like top gear UK is still really scripted but these 3 had such great chemistry that it didn't feel like it a lot. Plus a lot of the challenges were less scripted than the American counterparts. I still like Top Gear USA but it's nowhere near as good as this

[@foodreacts837]

lets go

[@Slyarno2795]

You're lucky mate.

[@lotfy309]

"Silicone valley" that's the funniest thing ever 🤣 😂

[@brianhiles8164]

No, not _silicone,_ but _silicon._ _Silicon_ Valley. The former, breast augmentation material; the latter, the elemental substrate as indicative of the electronics industry here. Come to think of it, both will do.

[@euancaskie2251]

@@brianhiles8164 they zoomed in on a woman... It was a play on the fact she has silicone implants but they were in silicon valley... You American?

[@pippo6582]

@@brianhiles8164 bruh that was the joke

[@BigMelvinHarrisSmoke]

@@brianhiles8164 ok no one asked for a whole definition

[@AleK0451]

@@brianhiles8164 american detected

[@maiedova]

I find Clarkson hilarious especially since he is so American in everything he says and does. He is opinionated, rude and no less fat than most Americans. Some of those put downs are pure comedic gold.

[@AntonioRodriguez-wh2zn]

Europeans from Finland to Portugal are the most arrogant people I've ever had the displeasure of communicating with. Constantly insulting yet we're the rude ones?

[@BeetsPerSecond]

70% of Americans are overweight or obese. I wouldn't say he is fatter than most of them.

[@chetmcgovern9985]

@@BeetsPerSecond The point isn't that he is or isn't fatter, it's the humor in the irony of what he's saying. He's rude, loud, opinionated, and fat, and then he turns around and gives Americans shit for being the same.

[@AverageAlien]

​@@chetmcgovern9985Yes because nothing he says is meant to be taken seriously but dumb yanks take everything at face value and will believe ANYTHING you tell them

[@chetmcgovern9985]

@Vetnir-de4yv Most of them I have met are not. Most of them have been very nice.

[@MaryjaneGinjar]

he's absolutely right about the language on the switches

[@4orks976]

do they really have those here? i swear i've never seen them (born and raised in washington state)

[@brandonellerby5126]

Never have I seen words on switches

[@4orks976]

Wait nvm i thought you were talking about the crosswalk signs for some reason. My car has english on some of the buttons, but only the ones for the console - things like "PHONE" and "MEDIA" and "RADIO". All the others have symbols like normal.

[@Kosty88]

@@4orks976 OMFG ... Media and Radio are not only English words

[@4orks976]

Oh, i just remembered another one. The side mirrors always say "objects in mirror are closer than they appear"

[@gsfishtalk5627]

My biggest pet peeve is the fact they put the month before the day

[@knexguy139]

I think it has something to do with it being easier to say “January first” than “The first of January”.

[@muwuny]

Except the 4th of July

[@MCCMCKnyte]

Don't like our lopsided triangle? I don't get it either. Other than it's standard in the US to always says dates that way. "Your appointment is on January 7th." "Okay, the deal will be finalized on March 9th." And so on. Other than "Fourth of July", nobody puts the day before the month, here.

[@hectorwilson663]

Professionally it makes way more sense, but casually/socially it sucks yes

[@Kref3]

In july 2016 I was in the USA at a restaurant with a friend and his girlfriend who had just turned 21 a few months ago on 10th of February. The waitress checked her ID when she ordered a beer, read 10.02. and insisted that this must be 2nd of October and that she obviously is still 20, to young to drink and that we should leave immediately or she would call the cops because we tried to cheat her. I took a look on the ID, pointed on the date the ID was issued and asked the nice Lady what she thought which month 26.08. might be. That did not help much. No dinner for us cheaters.

[@fatshady0745]

Fat people, old people, everyone's rude, Clarkson fits right in. 😂

[@abdelhakkhalil7684]

Absolutely

[@lolno6975]

Still funny tho

[@ScrappyGoose721]

That's exactly what I said when I saw that

[@mfzoom5401]

He’s not really any of those things, at least there’s no argument to be made for it at the time this was filmed. Triggered American alert 🤣

[@hawukk4866]

@@ScrappyGoose721 it's a joke or opinion you moron

[@Hashiriya985]

"they cant win a war without our help" IM FUCKING DEAD LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hashiriya985]

@User Name dude it is just an joke chill out

[@afaxmachine5045]

@User Name the uk has won well more than 20 wars

[@azynkron]

It's because from childhood they are indoctrinated with that THEY won WW2 when in fact they haven't won a single war except the civil one. And that's because they couldn't lose.

[@smallben7744]

I'm American and this is funny as hell. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself

[@kubrikansis7289]

Shame a lot of your countrymen can’t take the same initiative. Seem to hate snowflakes until they become them 😬

[@oliverharris9567]

Well said

[@martinezanthony9282]

Least have of it is true.

[@gordongekko3174]

yup , thats what the limeys want you to think , pretty sick trick to mask the contempt under humor

[@huzefajamadar7570]

Specially when you're the joke

[@se7enhaender]

I feel like British humor doesn't discriminate... everyone gets a load of shit.

[@icmull]

Cause theyre even harsher on themselves

[@mystical3022]

Wait till he starts mocking the Germans... Lol

[@se7enhaender]

@@mystical3022 I'm German, so I'm familiar. I've heard plenty. Didn't kill me. 😉👍

[@riatorex8722]

@@mystical3022 Don't mention the war!

[@jeffjones2021]

Shite.

[@dalecherne5377]

"That saves 40 pounds......or which in America is lunch". You have no idea how true that statement is.

[@jakobanderson6213]

I eat like a normal human

[@spectree8549]

@@jakobanderson6213 Good for you

[@blarfroer8066]

Didn't he say 14?

[@tylerisadumb]

It's lunch in Britain as well.

[@mat2000100]

Bidenflation really hitting America hard.

[@pee_wee_boi9619]

3:46, "you're American?" "you can't be, you're nowhere near fat enough" I'm dying 💀💀

[@yesno1550]

We Europeans may be totally different from one another when it comes to culture, language, cuisine and pretty much everything. There is however one thing we can all agree and work together on. Clowning on Americans.

[@Hypergangnam]

In the light of the last 4 years. Yep.

[@mikkejalonen9050]

As a european its funny to make fun of them but we are no better.

[@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317]

Not just Europeans but the rest of the world.

[@noahdavis3236]

As an American I’m sorry for the mess our president has managed to make in 4 years.

[@xSupra]

@@noahdavis3236 Man those peace deals really were a mess

[@ryanlewis5876]

In England, “incest” is called “royal relations” and you get a crown.👑

[@damiangarza5116]

They do tend to forget that part dont they

[@JustForFun77077]

Hard not to have sex with your relations when the entire country of England is smaller than my backyard.

[@iicloudbob8793]

@@JustForFun77077 at least the British have more freedom. You twats in America aren't even allowed unpasteurised cheese.

[@JustForFun77077]

@@iicloudbob8793 Lol, didnt mean to hurt your internet feelings there ol chap! I do say my deer boy, have fun putting the lid on your dead trash can! Tally ho lads!!

[@JustForFun77077]

@@iicloudbob8793 Lol no need to get all emotional because you're jealous of America.

[@carrot_2940]

Land of the easily offended

[@toppedclub5920]

This ☝️

[@derbyjr]

So how’s Brexit going?

[@4orks976]

@@derbyjr how the presidential transition going

[@stephenoprey4185]

@@derbyjr Hows free health care........nvm

[@akkshaysharrma9991]

@@derbyjr you just proved his point

[@SmashBrosAssemble]

“Everybody’s very fat, everybody’s very stupid & everyone’s very rude. It’s not the holiday program, it’s the truth.” ~ Jeremy Clarkson

[@charlie-j4o7u]

He wasn't wrong

[@apabulldog]

As an American myself, I can testify that nearly everything Jeremy said is correct 😂😂😂

[@kratokat3431]

You're an American that can take a joke? Damn, you're definitely a rare breed...

[@dariosantos9445]

Wait till they find out about the Newspaper headlines that start with “Florida Man.....”😂😂😂😂😂

[@marilynsmymother711]

As an American from Florida I can’t help but agree!

[@zachmighty2754]

Lol

[@flippop101]

I think that is rather magnanimous of you to say so. Just wait till he starts on the Germans. Regards from Germany!

[@ryanjnunes]

As an American I always found it hilarious when Jeremy makes fun of Americans, gets a good laugh at me. And as a Californian I absolutely died laughing when they zoomed in on that Florida lady and called her "Silicon Valley".

[@goldenhate6649]

Well, being from Cali, you have to have a good sense of humor because the US looks at you the way Jeremy looks at the US

[@urbanweekendwarrior7238]

@@goldenhate6649 that's 10% of America. Just for perspective

[@aidarhelpswithenglish4160]

I feel bad for the smart and humble ones in California. They have to take the hit for all others in that state, which statistically are dumbest in the world

[@revolver265]

@@aidarhelpswithenglish4160 yep, we've got civil liberties, stupid gun laws, the smartest in the tech sector and... Communists. Not that communists are bad. We just have enough that people can laugh at us about it.

[@aidarhelpswithenglish4160]

@@revolver265 your name is quite communistic too. Welcome comrade 😂

[@acetheminegames7653]

"you're American" "Yes" "You can't be, you're not fat enough" LOL

[@windergard]

Well it's pretty obvious, she has better teeth

[@joshuahaigh9225]

@@windergard the US has worse dental care you get more cavities than us per person

[@morpheus2270]

@@joshuahaigh9225 no it doesnt lol, its pretty much a fact that europeans have worse teeth per capita

[@raeishimura]

I mean, HE is certainly the right amount of fat to be American, so he would know

[@windergard]

@@joshuahaigh9225 Well i'm looking at HIS teeth and well yea, he fits the stereotype.

[@hikingwiththeshackletons]

I absolutely love & respect the level of humour from Americans on here. Literally no one got offended. Much respect ✊

[@joelikespotatoes8321]

Thanks man

[@scottdixon2505]

Are you sure? Seen loads of Americans getting triggered lol

[@bradhartliep879]

The only people that get offended are the Liberals and Conservatives with their desperate quest to hang on to all the power they stole - kind of like the Saxe_Coburgs .. ah .. I mean the .. ah .. "Buckinghams" & "Windsors" - the other 80% of Americans DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT EITHER PARTY ..

[@captain_awesome2134]

I mean, Jeremy wasn't wrong, especially in his assessment of Florida

[@metalswifty23]

I was pleasantly surprised by all the (highly liked) comments from Americans laughing at this with us, but then I made the fatal mistake of reading the replies to said comments.

[@decus9544]

"They call a liquid 'gas" I literally spit out my drink laughing.

[@undoubtedcrow8010]

Well, it actually is a gas when it gets burned, so....

[@fancy3774]

It's a short term of gasoline

[@Broman-es4sx]

Actually is a vapor that you really combust tht is doing the actual work, not the liquid

[@LCDqBqA]

@@fancy3774 You mean petrol.

[@JP-xd6fm]

@@LCDqBqA In spanish we have "gasolina", and petrol for us is the crude oil (petróleo)

[@christopherjongte865]

"" Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude ''. 😂😂😂 Edited - hey I didn't know this would get so many likes. Cheers guys 😂😂🙌❤

[@fredschriks8554]

"It's not the holiday program, it's the truth"

[@dr2stroke611]

he is actually wrong about them being rude... all the Americans ive met are really friendly.

[@trainman665]

@@dr2stroke611 You’ve had a good experience but it doesn’t mean everyone else does

[@scottp4077]

He is such a hypocrite lol

[@Hypergangnam]

@@scottp4077 My thoughts exactly. Apart from the stupid part. Clarkson is actually quite bright. He just play a character.

[@filledwithvariousknowledge1065]

“Well that’s just stupid! Apart from anything else what’s the point of insuring an Americans’s head when there’s nothing in it!” I’ve never laughed so hard in my life😂😂

[@stevefg3067]

We can always slam our heads against a brick wall and collect the insurance money. Its all about making money. 😜

[@lolno6975]

@@stevefg3067 yeah but you have to pay 2 billion because the ambulance is red instead of white

[@genosix_s4936]

"Nasty insect, old people, fat people, and all of them were eating cheese. GOT CHEESE IN THAT GOT CHEESE IN THAT, they'll shoot you" ohh god you got me on that part

[@tedmarakas2626]

"You can't be American....you aren't fat enough." Priceless....

[@raulrosas5068]

guess i need to eat more

[@Apman99]

@@raulrosas5068 yes especially chesse and Fast food

[@casematecardinal]

Damn I guess it doesn't pay to have the highest percentage of people in an above average fitness level.

[@recipoldinasty]

@@casematecardinal no

[@tescomealdeal9901]

She knew something was cominh

[@tushargupta1764]

"They call a liquid GAS" Looks like Americans weren't paying attention during their Science classes.

[@ohdontmindme4241]

Short for gasoline dumbass. We’re dumb but not that dumb

[@tushargupta1764]

@@ohdontmindme4241 oh i just saw your name

[@04Sentra]

Exactly why I say fuel

[@connor2053]

@@ohdontmindme4241 I mean atleast you admit you're dumb that's something I suppose lol

[@cnccoldsaw]

gasoline

[@JamesAH1]

“They call a liquid gas” why have I never realised that 😂

[@rutter1ify]

Totally true lol 😅

[@joshuapinkley8562]

@@rutter1ify we call it gasoline. then just go lazy on the word like we do with everything and call it gas

[@rutter1ify]

@@joshuapinkley8562 yeah I know, us Brits say petrol short for petroleum obvs.

[@criticalmak5329]

I nearly died. That and the bit where he mimed that americans are wankers, cause he didnt want to say it.

[@swingersonian]

We call it gas, because it only causes ignition when it is vaporized. So if you try to put a lit match into gasoline, apparently it doesn't catch fire. You need to 'atomize' gasoline or diesel and combine it with oxygen to get combustion. Thus the misnomer of 'gas'

[@overthetoppranks]

As a Texan, “BM-Dubyah” is so accurate🤣

[@brallybear620]

They throw a ball at each other while running and call that football!

[@Hypergangnam]

And its shaped like an egg. Wich they rarely kick.

[@babangidaomolos5104]

They play a sport only they play and then call it the World Series 🤣🤣🤣

[@MetalheadAndNerd]

Someone proposed to rename that sport to handegg. I support this.

[@brianhiles8164]

One must balance upper body and lower body exercise. Like driving.

[@brianhiles8164]

@@MetalheadAndNerd : Concerning renaming American football: _Handegg_ is a wonderfully descriptive name. _Touché._ Likewise, I propose to rename (European) football _tyrannosaurus._ That is, powerful legs, teeny arms, and a _big mouth._

[@Yabuddy53]

As an American I laugh at Jeremy making fun of us all the time, and there are many fat Americans, but Jeremy being fat too is rather ironic

[@kryten1016]

Yeah he jokes about that too lol

[@Beef7599]

I mean he jokes about his gut as well. And there are different shades of being fat, like the guy at 1:56 you can't really compare to Clarkson.

[@whenwhen2284]

He's not fat, he's just pregnant

[@cvn6555]

Also calls us rude and overbearing. Talk about not knowing oneself.

[@tungabunga4107]

@@cvn6555 talk about being offended easily

[@prematuredgravy8033]

As a U.S citizen, Jeremy makes fun of it more effectively and hilariously than anyone else

[@rolandet]

Jeremey's a US citizen?

[@prematuredgravy8033]

@@rolandet No I was specifying that I'M a U.S citizen

[@rolandet]

@@prematuredgravy8033 you weren't, but I get what you mean 🤣

[@prematuredgravy8033]

@@rolandet thanks for putting words in my mouth I guess?

[@rolandet]

@@prematuredgravy8033 more like leaving some out😆

[@TopKek115]

Anyone else come back to this comment section to see the offended muricans? 😂

[@filledwithvariousknowledge2747]

Amazingly most are hard to find now

[@Mosfet510]

"Iraqi Restaurants...Oh that shut her up!" lmao This is good stuff.

[@pecadodeorgullo5963]

He should have said Vietnamese gardening centre.

[@twitterisstupid6947]

the car would have started a

[@USandGlobal]

@@pecadodeorgullo5963he should have said 13 colonies but he probably can't in Britain 🤣

[@flyingcat9761]

"..Mr Big Mac aaannddd Sillicon Valey.." lol

[@میردانش-ش1ط]

That one was great 😂😂

[@theosiyone9287]

Anyone know the song?

[@henrickhansel]

That's Joey Diaz 😂😂

[@Wandering1500]

@@theosiyone9287 Sinnerman - Nina Simone

[@clowntrooper61]

Thats clever because he's overweight and she's got implants hahaha

[@JLewisRacing927]

"God Florida is awful".. As an American, I agree

[@slideforAllah423]

Did you know that the best sports team in Florida is a basketball team from Toronto temporarily staying in Tampa lmao 😂

[@loghorizon45]

The more north you are, the more south it gets

[@xinyiwang3924]

Speaking as an american myself...... He's correct on nearly everything he said😂

[@jerrystrokiando8842]

Fuck florida

[@andregon4366]

Well, Florida has the Florida man. That's a win.

[@cameron8772]

“they call a liquid gas” got me dying lol

[@TFQ1]

Ironically Jeremy looks and behaves like an American, that's why he hate America I guess. And Hammond secretly loves America. The only person British in the show is James May.

[@asierra8787]

@@warmdown5379 he gardens with shotguns, he's as American as they come

[@baronvonjo1929]

For real I thought he acted like the stereotype and he is certainly fat enough lol

[@oskarkarlsson6964]

What’s secret about Hammonds love of American things?

[@ricimer9770]

James May is not English, he's a Yorkshireman.

[@CardboardSliver]

Funny enough, he's said he does it for entertainment. He actually goes on holiday in America a lot, and even said he enjoyed it.

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

I've got along with the vast majority of Americans that I (an Aussie) have encountered through work, travel, socially etc but mainly because I know how easily offended quite a lot (not all of course) can be. Jeremy nailed it how in the states you cannot be a bit cheeky or joke with the TSA Stormtrooper unlike in Commonwealth Countries where it is practically expected to keep things light and cheerful. One thing judging by the comments shows some Americans have zero capacity to laugh at themselves, they just default to offended.

[@dylanswift5185]

Saying America is the greatest nation on earth does get people pretty offended honestly. I doubt it is a particularly American trait.

[@ourtime-downhere6931]

Nah, most of us can laugh at ourselves the same as we can laugh at any stereotype. It's just that the low educated morons are always the ones who respond and want to shout Murcia at everyone. Trust me, they're the minority they're just too dumb to realize it.

[@christopherbanks1773]

@@ourtime-downhere6931, apparently that minority of our country has come to find this video and shares how they feel through the flood of angry and passive aggressive comments.

[@ourtime-downhere6931]

@@christopherbanks1773 exactly my point, reasonable people laugh it off and keep their mouths shut. It's always the idiots that need to aggressively respond with hate and retaliation.

[@bfcclarets4694]

@@dylanswift5185 that’s because you’ve got a lot of catching up to do to be that, very behind in some ways

[@fredschriks8554]

"And the best is, it makes you 27% more attractive to your sister"

[@shhfabi3n2056]

That makes me laugh every time

[@Dan.U.]

Probably I'm silly, I don't get this joke..

[@vulthurmir2478]

@@Dan.U. in the state of Alabama, incest is not taboo, I don't know how much, but it creates the stereotype that Americans like incest.

[@Dan.U.]

@@vulthurmir2478 ha..ha..Now I get it. Thanks

[@diapollockal8962]

Only down south!

[@joelikespotatoes8321]

As an american whos been to europe I think the reason why we have the weight problem is that no one walks. Everything is built for driving. Meanwhile in europe you walk everywhere.

[@mattsmedley.onehandedgamin9029]

I was on one of those open top buses in London getting the tour. The back of the seats have different flags on buttons, where you can get the audio in your own language. Two female American tourists in front of me were confused, one turned around and asked me which language was American. I pointed out they needed to press this button 🇬🇧, yet they wanted to know where the American flag was. (I promise, this is a true story)

[@connorlockley4228]

Jesus christ, I feel stupid just reading that

[@williamguy7969]

we don't claim them lol

[@RandomManIncorperated]

@@connorlockley4228 same here

[@beezertwelvewashingbeard8703]

Why were you talking the tour? Where are you from?

[@adam_p99]

In the Orlando parks, the Mexicans can read the park maps in Spanish by selecting the map with 🇪🇸 The Americans can select the English maps by the flag 🇺🇸 because they’re not capable of identifying 🇬🇧

[@John-doe955]

As an American, I’d be very offended if a lot of these weren’t kind of true.

[@camcam-uw5mx]

A lot are true lmao but our flag is the one on the moon

[@chicken8664]

@@camcam-uw5mx and? America can’t even solve problems down here back on earth. Trump has pulled out of the nuclear agreement with Iraq and that one with France. NASA is basically been on vacation the past 40 years because there is no development without a good motive (USSR). What good does having a flag on the moon do now? It doesn’t serve any good purpose besides Helium-3. Hell, Titan is a better suitable place than Mars and the Moon. What’s the point of a Hyperpower showing superiority though passive aggressiveness when it’s rapidly losing respect around the world these past months?

[@sweatynerd4206]

@@chicken8664 yeah but who's flag is on the moon?

[@chicken8664]

@@sweatynerd4206 a government’s flag that wasted billions to try and show superiority over another country by seeing who control territory with weapons that is literal space. Although I can admit that it has brought us GPS, Calling, Etc. It’s still depressing that Helium-3 wasn’t given a chance

[@alanwatts8239]

@@camcam-uw5mx And guess who put that flag there? A GERMAN scientist. lol

[@callumriley2388]

"they call a liquid a gas" this man is amazing

[@JESUSARMANDORIVAS]

loquid gas?like in titan ?well in titan rain gas because is too cold -161.6

[@exothermal.sprocket]

Gasoline. Gas for short. But Brits never shorten anything, correct? Oh that's right, petrol. Short for petroleum, which is the base product for diesel, gasoline, kerosene, and a host of other products. So which does your petrol car burn?

[@AR15.666]

@@exothermal.sprocket there’s no right or wrongs it’s two countries whit different words that mean the same exact thing.

[@tobbi11]

@@exothermal.sprocket whaaa? the joke has nothing to do with shortening words, it's that the shortening describes a different state of matter, and if it's so important for you to be specific about what kind of petrol you put in your car then saying "gas" is about as unspecific and inaccurate as you can get. "I get gas from eating to much taco bell", you see how that makes sense?

[@exothermal.sprocket]

@@tobbi11 You really want to get into a semantics argument? Gas - short for gasoline Petrol - short for petroleum Simple as it gets.

[@aminaabubakar]

I like this kind of humour.great compilation.

[@jamescoyne4559]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why Top Gear and The Grand Tour are so popular in America

[@razerone49]

As an American, every one of these is totally justified.

[@DuckWhenIBust]

I agree

[@excuseyou7198]

I agree

[@theaveragejoe7966]

I agree but I am English

[@jettonjets1557]

except the "they can't win a war without our help"

[@DrewPeabaws]

@@jettonjets1557 name a war that you guys have won without help.

[@kenbrown2808]

Oh, LORD yes, back when Top Gear was worth watching.

[@AMPProf]

Haha nope!

[@chintoki]

@@AMPProf Are you stupid?

[@Alfie12345]

Yep

[@Manfurias]

You have Chris Harris

[@Bmontepeque11]

I love every single one of their America jokes beecause they are so real 😂😂

[@ghostengineer]

I'm an American and I loved these guys. I never took offense to anything they've said about Americans or anything in general. These guys are funny and truthful.

[@RWSfan2024]

Same bro, I may be American but I understand why people hate our country

[@bbb462cid]

I was part of some US disaster relief efforts and the world still hates the USA, but if something's funny, I laugh, and this shit is funny. But I know and have met a fair number of Brits. There's some psychological scars over ancient history there. And it's sad that some of the ones I know can't take a joke in return.

[@zoolkhan]

if youd be offended by the truth then you also would be offended by your sister sleeping with someone else. innit so :)

[@bbb462cid]

@@zoolkhan do you understand that your baseline argument is that people sleep with their sisters, as a way to define "truth"? Dude. Proofread.

[@redtra236]

@@RWSfan2024 America has a lot of issues but Europe is no where close to perfect either

[@KalyeStreet10]

"Rugby is abit like american football but its played by men." Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh shots fired!

[@hesky10]

Have you seen how much bloody protective gear American Football players wear compared to Rugby players, both league and union?

[@laurencesnee8362]

@@hesky10 Yeah, protective padding is optional in rugby

[@pecadodeorgullo5963]

In Europe you get a helmet and that's the only piece of protective gear you get. In America you get more protective gear than the riot force.

[@BatMan-xr8gg]

@@pecadodeorgullo5963 Have a look at Aussie Rules football, called AFL. Even the shirts are skin tight.

[@boiledegg6788]

@@hesky10 lol, tbh Clarksons comment did crack me up big time. But one of the issues with the views on padding is that it's actually got a counteractive effect. Whilst players are safer on one hand, on the other "tackling" players "know" they are safer and as such they can throw themselves into opposition in a much more reckless manner... So it's sort of safer but also not..

[@vast1368]

"God, Florida's awful" Me living in Florida: "FINALLY SOMEONE SEES THE TRUTH"

[@khill4491]

Everyone knows Florida is a cesspool but they provide quality entertainment.

[@Jza-GZa40k]

@@khill4491 Because they need it lmao

[@AMPProf]

Ok NY mabey time yall Go home! Boom ohhhhhh lol

[@automation7295]

Why don't move to another state if you don't like it?

[@sheldonhutchinson708]

@@automation7295 With what they pay us, good luck. Have first and last months rent, proof you make more than three times the amount of rent, have a personal reference letter from Obama..... like unless you're making Elon money you're flat out stuck either in or near the hellhole you live in.

[@masterluxu1]

Okay I’ll give you that one sir. I will no longer refer to petrol as gas. Well done. Lmao 🤣

[@danmufcwwe1]

An American girl once asked me if we had weed in England.

[@rafaeldonegatti1513]

The worst part is that I believe in you....

[@thepinkbucket6250]

Was she blonde?

[@husky041]

Of course I've weed in England. I've weed in America too. And pooped, so there.

[@wierdohunter3463]

@Marko Djurdjevic that’s because it does and then you add chocolate lol

[@whenwhen2284]

Well thats the important thing to know if you visit a different country

[@leongt1954]

Clarkson's not afraid to insult anyone even if he's fat himself 😂😂😂

[@giornogiovanna3139]

He is very old. The more you age the larger you are generally. His body is unable to keep his skin tight and his muscle mass is no longer as dense, and as we age our muscles shrink meaning our metabolic rate decreases significantly. Lipit turnover in fat tissue decreases when you age. Look at an old asian man, you will see a lot of them are turing into balls at an old age with double chins popping out and a beer belly, even though asians are generally not fat... untill they go to america :). Literally look at any photo of jeremy during his younger ages , he had a solid build with his signiture jaw haha.

[@oe3567]

@@giornogiovanna3139 ya, ain’t gonna read all that, it’s a joke so just calm down and eat a burger 🍔😂

[@CoreMaster111]

It's called "humour".

[@giornogiovanna3139]

@J. Random User so your philosophy is to hear a joke and then shut the fuck up. Not good convo progression is it?

[@fredsas12]

He's only jesting in the most ironic and serious way :). Something's that increasingly becoming rare in today's woke culture.

[@mog7501]

"They call a liquid, gas!" I mean he does have a point

[@xSupra]

To be fair, gas is just short for gasoline.

[@dirtrider88]

no he doesnt have a point. the name for what we put in cars is gasoline. nothing to do with gas.

[@AnonymousCaveman]

@@dirtrider88 I think you'll find it's ACTUAL name is petroleum spirit which is why we call it Petrol.

[@W0lf_91]

@@dirtrider88 Petrol.

[@tl5108]

Well if you want to be technical about liquid gasoline does not burn. It’s not until it’s in a vaporized state (a gas) that it’s combustible. So yes it’s transported as a liquid but it’s used as a gas

[@StudMacher78]

Bro he’s literally a British version of me 😂😂😂 too relatable

[@waylonk2453]

"They call a liquid 'gas'" Had me laughing! Always wondered this myself

[@unknownsoldier3610]

Gas= Gasoline

[@BMW_Z4idiot]

@@unknownsoldier3610 no, ahmurrica is dumbassland

[@themuhammad1]

same

[@lemedico7669]

@@unknownsoldier3610 bullshit. You guys even call the accelerator pedal “Gas”. Your driving instructors say, “that’s the brake, that’s the Clutch and thats the Gas” lol. Instead of saying “press the accelerator”, you say “give it the Gas”. Heck, if you guys say its the short form of Gasoline in your defence, then why don’t you call Diesel as “Die”?

[@beater6liter]

You mad or something?

[@onikaimu]

As an American, I have to say one thing. You missed the best one. When JC compares an outboard motor to a whole American.

[@ibnrochd6078]

Look at the follow ups of these series, it will be there somewhere and are all thouroughly enjoyable...

[@isaachunt5799]

or when testing a segway he said americans use these to get to and from the fridge lol

[@Elenrai]

Clarkson is a man of his time. Americans are centuries behind. Anyone getting their knickers in a twist about polyamourous lifestylers in the US contributing to the 184% increase in syphilis in the US between 2021-2022 need to get their genitalia sealed in wax, permanently. For health reasons. And am part of the LGBTWTFBQQ so you can sugma if you are triggered

[@christianlenik5307]

Motor or ENGINE?

[@cristianghidireac7628]

Hnnda, Mitsubushi, Tyota, Nissan... ...Jagwaaaaar 🤣🤣 That got me dead ngl

[@ConanBayBay1738]

Bee Em Dubya

[@Shutxk0u]

Friend:what is your fav war Me: jag W A A A R

[@PetreMihai94]

Hynnduh

[@willimeister2553]

Kneesan

[@boogumpled5460]

"jaeguoOOOOOoor"

[@travisjones3961]

As a American, Jeremy cracks me up. While its true that I do not think Americans are as traveled as our European brothers, All one has to do is go to the nearest shopping and you will hear 10 different languages being spoken. We truly are a land of immigrants. I think some of our reasons for not traveling as much as we would like is because if we are lucky, will receive only 10-14 days vacation a year. I understand in some European countries, citizens get 6 weeks vacay time off a year. That would be incredible! That is not even enough time to explore our 50 states with its 6 different time zones. Sad but true. Ive lived in Alaska 16 years. I still haven't seen all this State with it's area roughly 1/3 the size of lower 48 has to offer.

[@Maria-oh1nq]

Dont try to take credit from a bunch of foreigners living in the USA😂😂😂

[@arcadia1081]

I hadn't read the lower part of your post. You poor bastards are always working! I was under the impression that the slaves had been freed... oh dear.

[@azynkron]

You could enjoy some human rights too.. However, most countries won't give a permanent residence anymore. Mostly because your country treats everyone else like shit.

[@Just_another_Euro_dude]

Thanks for proving HIS POINT with your pathetically bad geography. 😅 Europe is bigger than USA. 😊😊😊😊😊

[@Colin-v6q]

All America is foreigners. The land of migrants. 😊​@@Maria-oh1nq

[@jdpragmatic8644]

I’m American and I still believe this is funny as hell

[@daunteuflay4859]

Speaking as an american myself...... He's correct on nearly everything he said😂

[@eugens519]

But what’s that incest thing is all about? I mean, it’s hilarious, but I don’t get origins of it

[@jerbear3915]

@@eugens519 the state of Alabama is known for incest. (From what I know)

[@NixFanBoy007]

As someone from the rest of the world, he is correct on absolutely everything.

[@atomiccomet3176]

A American wouldn’t say nearly...

[@daunteuflay4859]

@@atomiccomet3176 ive been influenced by brittish tv (im not lying)

[@jayinderkaushik]

The controversies made this show man. And i love these people.

[@ULTRXBLXCK]

"They call a liquid, gas," alright, you got us.

[@ThePolarBearProductions]

I’m American and can verify all of this as fact. It’s hilarious but also kinda sad the rest of the world basically uses us as a punchline. But hey we did it to ourselves.

[@teomussalo]

@NBA Fanboy And we make jokes about you guys wasting money on the military.

[@teomussalo]

@NBA Fanboy What was it, 600 billion per year? If you would hand it out to the public that'd be around 482.8193832599 million per person, per year. Nice!

[@teomussalo]

@NBA Fanboy Yeah, I'd rather have high taxes and good education, healthcare, low crime rates, less political issues, than none of these and low taxes.

[@teomussalo]

@NBA Fanboy We'll have to see, nothing has changed for the last 100 years so

[@smirgyjoker2484]

@Orion V. many blanket statements, us Americans tell jokes about ourselves and other countries. We are just like our neighbors across the pond, you are just judging the minority.

[@ericcaissie9137]

It's like the world only sees Texas, Alabama, and Florida.

[@chocolateeclare2286]

I mean, to be fair, everything else here is pretty boring

[@christopherstevens2777]

I'm an American and thats literally how other countries see us i find it hilarious 🤣

[@OO-bh8jg]

@MAAHAQQ i don't

[@handlesarefeckinstupid]

It's a bit like Americans only seeing London.

[@mikefabbi5127]

The world loves how you guys shit on Florida.

[@joekoth6809]

There's no point of insuring an American's head...I'm wheezing😂

[@MrGranturismofan1]

When there is nothing in it xDDDDD

[@oe3567]

That ain’t true, you ever done see that tony stark guy?, he’s smart as fuck

[@joekoth6809]

@@oe3567 😂😂😂😂😂 I hope it was sarcasm.

[@oe3567]

@@joekoth6809 a sarcasm? Wa da fuck is a sarcasm, some sort of Russian emperor or what have you?

[@joekoth6809]

@@oe3567 That's a crazy name, Vladimir Sarcasm. Russians never cease to amaze😂

[@connorbingel7134]

I died on the first one. You brits are lucky to have such a guy

[@andregon4366]

"Rugby is like American football, except it's played by men" 😂

[@dougwebb704]

On the other hand, you don't see too many Brits playing hockey though do you.

[@andregon4366]

@@dougwebb704 Who cares? I'm from Portugal, the place where hockey came from.

[@bgb5126]

@@dougwebb704 At our school hockey was played by girls and the gays who weren't good enough to play rugby!

[@leo-sj6un]

@@dougwebb704 the only people playing hockey are schoolgirls

[@cvn6555]

Yeah, those rugby players are half the size of NFL players. They'd get absolutely destroyed in a football game.

[@41fivin_sam72]

I can’t even hate on Europe they brought us a lot of good stuff like Led Zeppelin, Daft Punk, n much more. I’d keep going but I have to go get a burger.

[@rrs_13]

They also brought your ancestors there, and everything else prior to when americans thought tea was too expensive so they needed to rebel, only to never drink actual tea ever again.

[@41fivin_sam72]

@@rrs_13 My ancestors are Central American though.

[@rrs_13]

@@X_BILSON Damn.. Knowing the brits invented the toothbrush is almost like discovering russians invented sobriety tests. I'm appalled

[@rrs_13]

@@41fivin_sam72 that's cool of you to not hold grudges of centuries ago. :) The world needs more people like you that can more forward

[@sovietukraine4445]

Europe created Americas

[@zacharyp10]

American here, this will never stop this show from being one of my favorites.

[@GuapoJhimi]

You ain’t “America”. Just one dumb arse, easily entertained.

[@simtexa]

7:25 when the joke makes itself

[@Andre-vs5im]

This is spot on, I've lived in US for a while and people there have no clue where Europe is. They act like they don't care about its whereabouts, but they actually don't have a clue about the rest of the world.

[@Greg.Lascar]

Best country on planet Earth! If I need to know about Europe I’ll learn about it! Good luck w/ the chinese & russians! oh, wait, you back there in Europe are dependent on US army (NATO) to defend your land... a thank you will be nice!

[@joshderanzin9611]

​@@Greg.Lascar Alas with that last statement you proved the OP correct. Can you find Europe on a map? Maybe you think it is one country, like most US citizens think that Africa is? Do remind us how many allies did *you* need in your last ventures on playing world police? :P Can you name some of them? Do you remember what happened *very* recently when your president wanted to back up from a deal and invade someplace in the east and those countries said "no, we are not coming along this time"? Yeah ... you didn't go alone in there either. I wonder why, if you are so almighty hmm hmm ... Remind us who are the people that run away from Syria last year and betrayed their allies? Ah, it was you folks :)

[@Andre-vs5im]

@@Greg.Lascar what makes it The Greatest? I'm not saying it is horrible, but clearly you haven't travelled a lot. Have you been to Estonia for example? They are a 'digital country' and that's pretty great. There are many great countries in the world and saying that USA is The Greatest makes no sense whatsoever. Enjoy your day man.

[@Greg.Lascar]

@@joshderanzin9611 We have a saying here in NC: "The best revenge is to live well." $63k GDP/capita, Dow @30k, guns & low taxes. Best of luck to you sir! PS: can you remind me which company developed the China Flu vaccine? You're welcome!

[@Greg.Lascar]

@@Andre-vs5im I’ve visited at least once, the following european countries: Austria, France, Germany, Latvia, Lithuania, Chzech Rep., Spain, Romania, Bulgaria, Greece, Portugal, Italy, Poland, Rep. of Moldavia, Sweden, Switzerland & Hungary. USA is the best & gratest for it’s freedom & opportunities.

[@GTWarden]

as a native born Texan i thoroughly enjoyed this video and can confirm everything they say.

[@rall172]

And I as a German, I have to disagree with at least 1 thing. I love American muscle cars! They are great and beautiful cars. But only the old ones.

[@daft_mervy]

Texas is that one American state that’s better than all the others and knows it

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

Mustang go brrr

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

@Maximilian Stocker "German engineering is best in the world"

[@naderbeydoun6258]

“America is not good at colors” if that ain’t the truth

[@ironduke_01]

That’s the American version of color

[@blanchybaby]

Colours 😄

[@matonmongo]

True, though apparently Jeremy's never been to Germany... ;-p

[@bones6978]

I mean they can't even spell colour correctly

[@bigshmoke9653]

@@bones6978 cuz its not pronounced col-our

[@martinlayer3588]

I just love how he pronounced the words "Europe" and "Germany" :D:D

[@beautifulday1665]

" That's just how stupid they are " " they tend to know everything " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 THAT IS GOLD.

[@shovelheezy]

As an American this made me smile, the man is a savage. I love it 🤣

[@chinchillamaster2639]

Same!

[@CJColvin]

Same here brother.

[@mohammedsadam8747]

As an Iraqi i lmao when he asked for "Iraqi Restaurant".

[@mohammedsadam8747]

@Maximilian Stocker LOL true true

[@pixelpixel9341]

Same I'm a Iraqi

[@Sonichronik]

Should've said Iranian restaurants.

[@Nawa11YT]

@@Sonichronik would’ve drove it self there in a heartbeat!

[@Fahad60839]

They say throw the ball (football) And they say football (Saker)😂😂😂

[@johnhenrymills4517]

When They argue and their arms go ⬆️⬇️⬆️↙️↖️↗️↘️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️🔁🔼🔽 I felt that

[@afroman5531]

💁‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙋‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️👋👐🙌🤲🙏🤝👏 Accurate

[@dr2stroke611]

The American changed the spelling of aluminium because they cant pronounce it

[@Tjalve70]

Actually the American spelling of aluminum is 2 years older than the British spelling of aluminium. So this is probably the ONLY instance of a word having two different spellings, and the Americans using the older one, and the British using the younger one.

[@Kirgwagames]

@@Tjalve70 how could the American prononciation be older since aluminium is used in England since way before the US even existed and was called aluminium back then too ? Gdniune question I'm not that informed

[@Jonsson474]

@@Kirgwagames Sorry but you’re wrong. Aluminium was named and discovered in the 19th century. The compound Alum was however known since the 5th century BC.

[@WeLhOOse]

@@Kirgwagames they are right the American way is older but it wasn’t created by an American. It was a Brit called sir Humphry Davy who originally called it alumium, then aluminum and finally settled on aluminium. The latter was named by the IUPAC (International Union of Pure and Applied Sciences) as the international standard for spelling the word in 1990.

[@p.sandratangkulung6451]

@@WeLhOOse thanks for the info

[@roy04]

I’m starting to feel Jeremy is an American with a British accent

[@thomasdoherty5104]

Even though I'm American thats probably the most offensive insult one could give him lmao

[@beezertwelvewashingbeard8703]

His name even sounds American.

[@HmineCrafter]

@@beezertwelvewashingbeard8703 well alot of American names are straight from Europe

[@TheREALJosephTurner]

"Gas... They call a liquid 'gas'." I'm American and I died right here!

[@aimesolomon]

The best part: Jeremy: they call the liquid a gas!!

[@AMPProf]

Not really, Because Petrolium oil has to be refined then converted by implosion or explosion inside the Vehicle engine! You don't move the cylinders with oil!

[@mickys8065]

@@AMPProf no put you so pump the oil into the car, at which point it is a liquid, the only time it isn't a liquid is if it freezes or is used as fuel.

[@brumav9779]

@@AMPProf You are very stupid - and most likely very fat and rude.

[@AMPProf]

@@brumav9779 Calm it down the way comicbook ! i don no how dat be maaeett naww mean you silly like a Lepricon playing rugby with giants! you don mad a me laugh uhh herd! I can not adam 'n eve a Dicky Bird ya say.

[@AMPProf]

@@brumav9779 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bf5175]

lol. As an American, Clarkson is hardly wrong on most of these. I love his humor. "They call a liquid Gas." Plus, I love the irony that Clarkson is actually more American than Hammond. He's fat, he's obnoxious, he's jingoistic, he thinks he's right about everything, all he can do to fix things is hit them with a hammer. What's more American than that?

[@HmineCrafter]

The thing is alot of those traits are very much stereotypical British traits aswell

[@mikeaninger7388]

For our next trick, we will use “ounces” as a form of volume.

[@RayFog1]

@@HmineCrafter cope

[@ohedd]

Clarkson isn't quite American enough because his teeth are nowherea straight enough

[@NineteenEighty8]

2.5k downvotes are americans.

[@darkjannn]

"They call a liquid gas" still gets to me.

[@cvn6555]

It's gas which is short for "gasoline". We know it's a liquid. You guys call cigarettes "fags".

[@tungabunga4107]

@@cvn6555 at least we dont call a solid (the cigarettes) a liquid

[@harvey4385]

@@cvn6555 even though its called petroleum spirit

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

@@harvey4385 Gasoline. Also, it burns as a gas, not as a liquid. Please do your research before you attempt to "own someone with facts and logic".

[@kamranali8952]

@@MrJinglejanglejingle I see that you aren't American nor stupid. I really wish people would understand America's stupidity