Jeremy clarkson Mocking and Arguing about Cars # 2 | Top Gear Funny compilation

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[@LiftFan]

Imagine trying to impress a girl by telling her you've got a dodge charger and she actually walks out and checks to find an old Vauxhall...

[@yareyaredawa]

OH MA GAWD FAST FURIOUS KAAAAR ! OH NAAAAAA IT"S A OUUUUUPEL

[@TrolledBy]

Most girls I know would be like "yeah it's definitely a charger. It even says it on the back"

[@Cottsify]

Mate my girlfriend would probably think it was, same for a lot of girls lol

[@visionist7]

lmao girls don't know what a Charger is, except their apple phone charger

[@Metal-Possum]

Who cares? at this point the roofie has kicked in which means you've already won.

[@JaseAnimates]

3:46 That's the happiest looking car I have ever seen.

[@kinamiya1]

BritishCommentWriter thats an adorable car

[@carldavies9080]

that copen is awe full in every way

[@carldavies9080]

what the opel..thing

[@JHS270694]

:D

[@mortache]

first gen miatas tho xD

[@John_Doe....]

0:46 Police: "Sir, we've found your car.. ..you won't believe what they done to it!" 😂😂😂 👌

[@emonookie]

I did it meself

[@eazy-e0739]

John Doe keep loving that one😂😂

[@tearonic2127]

It was actually my mums car, we lived in Radcliffe in Lancashire in about 2002/3. She's an iron maiden fan and eventually went to put the Eddie from Iron Maiden in the background of the flames on the bonnet. My mum didn't like top gear back then but my dad was a big fan and absolutely embarrassed by my mums car so sent it in hahaha. Made my mum smile when she saw this video, she thinks its famous now haha

[@jurekgadzinowski2895]

Yes, we have ears

[@John_Doe....]

@@tearonic2127 that's amazing, wow

[@LUNCHMONEY4numbers]

2:03 Now that's what I call raising the RUF!

[@kgbhoneytits105]

Robert Rowley hah

[@vertwheeler6698]

RWB😁

[@ChrisMolyneaux93]

Clarkson: Let’s now have a look at the car. Hammond: *WHEEZE*

[@BiRDiEHere]

2:41

[@bumblebee__]

"Heyyy I've got bigger waaaaaaaaaaan!"

[@AngryProtoBoi]

(American intensifies)

[@sex_therapist]

ive got a bigger school shooting death count

[@YouOnlyIiveTwice]

@@sex_therapist yikes

[@short7066]

That's what she said. Wait what

[@amirulnabil2638]

YouOnlyLiveTwice was erneut z

[@hyri3188]

Vauxhall Dodge Charger Limited Edition I would buy it

[@teorasduxas754]

Why did this make me chuckle so much?

[@Speedstar235]

The idea that some overseas fan of Dukes of Hazzard went out of his way to basically rebadge his car just to make a "replica" of the car from the show. Could've been a hatchback like the first one and he would've still done it that way.

[@jonathanpinckney9227]

You know you accomplish that? Put a HEMI in it.

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

way to deface a Vauxhall Cavalier.

[@Zelousmarineinspace]

Hoo boy, the meme car from Charlottesville

[@maxporto8898]

"YA CAN'T JUST WRITE "DODGE CHARGER" IN THE BACK" i died

[@BladedAngel]

2:55 LMFAO. FAKE BADGING WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTABLE. Never lie about what you have!

[@nuttsack8378]

Oh hello there

[@acr_master5594]

and not enough anime tiddies on your car will never be acceptable either!

[@maogu1999]

Oh hey Bladed, what's up?

[@caseyl563]

Reply if you're nice You probably wont

[@acr_master5594]

@@caseyl563 nice job with the gun to his forehead

[@salmansengul]

02:42 was genuinely funny! Love the Humour of the owner!

[@markoliver8914]

"He's obviously a fan of the General Lee, nothing wrong with it at all." An observation on a car in 2017, a political statement in 2020.

[@SPEEDYxArcher]

I know what you're getting at, but its a movie reference, the car was the 'general lee' so Clarkson wasn't commenting on if its ok to be a fan of Robert E Lee

[@SPEEDYxArcher]

I know what you're getting at, but its a movie reference, the car was the 'general lee' so Clarkson wasn't commenting on if its ok to be a fan of Robert E Lee

[@neologic8858]

2017? U high? The clip is from 2002, 2003.

[@markoliver8914]

@@neologic8858 First of all: yes, second: I meant it was uploaded in 2017

[@markoliver8914]

@@SPEEDYxArcher Right, but in 2020 if you reference the car, youre apparently a racist in some eyes. Most racing games (some of which have the exact model and year of charger that the Lee actually was) will outright ban you for using a general lee looking car, and ive seen a big push for having the show entirely banned.

[@Avio033]

"Work harder and buy the SL", words to live by.

[@Ryo-vw5hu]

Even in 2000's they call it ricer

[@DeathBringer769]

Even the 90s I remember hearing the term.

[@jumpstyletv5392]

they did use the term but it was only for the really slow badly modded cars. now its anything at all different from what everyone else likes.

[@bryanmartinez6600]

@@jumpstyletv5392 new spark plugs +50 bhp

[@Streetw1s3r]

The term "RICE" has been around for decades and means "Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement".

[@MrWolfSnack]

This was in 2003, 2 years after Fast and Furious.

[@BiRDiEHere]

I love Hammonds laugh (2:42)

[@keeperofeurobeat8421]

Glorious _WhEeZe_

[@roys.1889]

bro turned into a turbocharger

[@DeathBringer769]

I remember watching this episode when it came out, lol. I miss those old Top Gear days when I'd look forward to each new episode...

[@casualgamers3369]

In a weird way I kinda miss the old episodes when things were simpler. The Grand Tour is great but this format had a certain simple charm to it having Hammond and Jeremy talking in front of an LCD monitor about stuff they found on the internet.

[@whovianhistorybuff]

0:55 when I was a teenager both my parents had a citroen BX each and I loved them, so I was obviously very familiar with what they looked like so I was not in any way fooled when a few years ago I saw a BX driving past that someone had tried to make look like an Audi Quattro including an obviously fake four ring logo on the front ( the dead giveaway wasthat a quattro doesn't have 4 doors), I would have taken a picture of it but unfortunately I didn't have a camera phone at that time but I nearly collapsed in the street from laughing so much.

[@razbaybee8336]

Heres a suggestion. The Grand Tour brings back the cool wall (in a way), by putting cars on a TV screen. They could call it 'Car Tinder' where you either swipe left or right if you like or hate the car.

[@zoltancsikos5604]

Emenike No...just no.

[@swright4171]

Emenike I love it!

[@leetorry]

+Zoltan Csikos I guess you had a bad time on tinder

[@nunyabusinessmate420]

Emenike that's actually a great idea

[@maki49574]

Tinder ftw.

[@ShadowHuayra]

2:03 poor RUF CTR2 GT2 Clubsport. One of my all time dream cars has been molested by an awful spoiler

[@cappuccino3444]

Luke Walsh don't worry it will have been taken off when the owner wanted to sell the car

[@cappuccino3444]

AliasSLH what? Do you think it's a stock spoiler?

[@yuuboi661]

It looks something that kids climb into

[@buck1t1er]

As stupid as it looks that spoiler is in a sensible place for functional aero, in clean air that isn't being disturbed by the roofline. But for a road car that might hit the track once or twice in its life.

[@hybridAbsol]

RWB teaser

[@hananurrehman]

God what a serious show it was back then

[@bestoftopgear5637]

season 1 was even more serious about cars... season 2 they started to become who they are now...

[@Daisjun]

I like how there's some actual motoring journalism and honest, off the cuff opinions going on in the earlier shows instead of the later overly scripted episodes that are so obviously fake they're painful to watch. This is a standard later episode: *intro music* HAMMOND/MAY: 'Jeremy, whatever you do, don't do the thing' CLARKSON: 'Ok, I won't do the thing' CLARKSON: *to the audience* 'I'm totally doing the thing' *does the thing* *everything goes to shit* HAMMOND/MAY: 'JEREMY WTF, WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING.' *gay joke about James May* *outro music* Rinse, repeat, yawn. The Grand Tour is even worse.

[@stigsbosniancousin5574]

u profile picture thief lol

[@hananurrehman]

mine is much more zoomed in

[@cadetrenew]

I agree. But even with how downhill it went, it still worked for me. These guys have such a great chemistry, I think it would be impossible for them to make a bad show.

[@FromThe9thDimension]

Who'd have thought they'd end up sending a Pluriel flying back to France years later 😆

[@rogehmarbi]

3:48 that Daihatsu Copen gave me flashbacks of that Coffee Break stage in GT4

[@kenny-kent60]

Same

[@SultanNizi3000GT]

Coffee Break 1

[@aSliceOfChoccyMilk]

I didn't understand the scale of the Daihatsu until Jeremy walked next to it

[@Emppu_T.]

I like the copen but jeremy really does look funny in it, like being in a pedal car for kids

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

It reminds me of when I sat in a Plymouth Prowler. I'm less than 6ft, but the top of the windshield was right at eye level. You'd have to slouch down in your seat just to see where you were driving.

[@itmcbhpbgf.6374]

2:19 "hey, i've got a bigger ooooooooone" xD

[@MrRohanThomas]

Accurate to American mentality

[@sex_therapist]

my hospital bill is bigger

[@denisvermeirre1024]

5:41 Clarkson needs a red hat with a bell

[@HMCarReviews]

I miss this era of Top Gear.

[@TheBritishBozo]

2:55 next week I'm going to turn it into a Lamborghini 😂

[@alfaperson2290]

2:02 Richard: *calls it a Porsche* Me silently: it's a RUF

[@SiamHossain7]

It's an abomination that's what it is mate.

[@jackdren9974]

@@SiamHossain7 ouch, that's RUF.

[@benjaminfranklyn604]

Ruf buys white/unbadge chassis from porsche,just like alpina buys bmw chassis from bmw. So they still the car marker brand just a re badge tune up version.

[@dcarbs2979]

Still just a Porsche. Still an embarresment

[@sex_therapist]

how do you pronounce RUF

[@greatsageclok-roo9013]

I lost it at the first half... I couldn't stop laughing! Those botch jobs were horrible!!!

[@policevauxhallastra6591]

2:46 I hate being that car.

[@sparkz343]

Yeah

[@TheBeatlesShow]

Think of it this way: you're a great automobile. Someone's stupid paint job shouldn't ruin you.

[@christopherdean1326]

Where I used to live, I once saw an FSO Polonez with a crooklock on it. I swear the lock was worth more than the car!

[@ProcrastinationMaster]

I prefer this old school top gear. Not too silly, not too serious.

[@stuartkseels]

I really like how they ALL love the tiny car!

[@MichaelD8393]

That Citroën looked like a Transformers reject. And that silver (I think) Skyline had a bigger spoiler than the end of the latest Game of Thrones.

[@crunchy_water_]

1:45 Oh no the Tardis is now a car

[@farishanafiah8461]

4:38 I'm with May on that one. Even if it's an SL, I won't even think of going for V8, even if it's an AMG. 6-cyl version is more than enough for me.

[@mangotail6808]

I supect, the car belongs to PewDiePie 0:25 xD

[@kurtlagon2023]

"We found your car sir, you wont believe what they done to it"

[@John_Doe....]

3:14 Excellent hire car... ...because then you can give it back 😂😂😂 (wow James)

[@boostaddict_]

I want the wheels off of the Citroen BX. They're BBS RAs.

[@wetlettuce4768]

The wheels are the only nice thing they did to that poor Citroen

[@matthewl5434]

Or cheap replicas

[@TylerJ2000]

Luci fer what? i almost exclusively see BBS on BMWs😂

[@hoodwinker7932]

Dodge Charger 😂😂😂

[@hybridAbsol]

Audi Copen

[@shaneh1872]

Lamborghini corsa c lol

[@zxbzxbzxb1]

Presumably there is, or was, a Dodge Charger driving around sporting the name Vauxhall Cavalier... 😕

[@caribstu]

James May in Rick Astley's suit.

[@DarkZonda-yv3es]

"Finished In Lovely Baby Diarreha" - LOL

[@artw1320]

The car with the big wing looked like a lawn mower😂

[@centralintelligenceagency9003]

0:30 That car takes you to flavourtown.

[@AngryProtoBoi]

4:32 “What about the.. MMMMMMURRRcedeeez, would you buy one of those?” -Jeremy Clarkson

[@janetmerner3731]

5:19 You look like Noddy, Both a kids show and a Dara O Briain reference.

[@amero3577]

Funny thing is, that Porsche with the bing Wing was nicely done up. Sure the spoiler is high but looks nice to me

[@ThePinkOne]

1:51 IS THAT GADDAFI BACK THERE?! LMAOO

[@akihiko4036]

1:34 an R34 GT-R, apparently

[@jeremyfong5684]

No it isn't, looks like a Peugeot or a Citroen

[@shaneh1872]

It's not an r34

[@saberracer026]

1:32 That looks like Hammond's Suzuki in the police car challenge.

[@jackf1557]

He's got a rebel flag and eu plates

[@ihathtelekinesis]

Seeing Jeremy in that Daihatsu reminds me of the time he had that MG Midget in Majorca.

[@ComradeRagdoll]

Jeremy Clarkson is a Hilarious Man! 🤣

[@bjorn-adilsamni9818]

Store: how many dials do you want. Me: yes!

[@twotailedavenger]

"It's not so much a car as a shoe" Clearly Jezza has never driven a BMW Z3 Coupe.

[@TailsFan369no2]

Perfect bases for a Ronald McDonald shoemobile

[@lanceduck3451]

I always thought that James may was the posh one but looking back it was Jeremy and Richard who were haha

[@1jackpenner]

What’s amazing is that the bx has suspension that go’s up and down! Not anymore, son 👌🏼

[@shaneh1872]

2:18 *BIG MEATY WANG* someone get the pants in here

[@paulcrawford5437]

I used to see an old Jag regularly it was painted bright green with house gloss paint.

[@mitchellclark1]

Thanks for not putting ads!

[@TrolledBy]

How is Jeremy going to see out of that Copen? The top of the windshield is directly on his eye level.

[@ihathtelekinesis]

That Daihatsu at the end reminds me of the MG Midget from the Majorca rally.

[@PopExtra]

i love this compilations of Jeremy XD

[@Lewdcina]

this was like subreddit reaction videos before subreddit reaction videos existed

[@projectworx785]

1:30 when I customise my car on forza

[@Ved_Overclocked]

Starts scratching up the underside every time you go over speed bump* 🤣

[@thelucas1146]

Bloody hell I miss the 2000s

[@breo9807]

2:43 when the dukes of hazzard goes to new england

[@Ungovernable_Schizo]

The big ridiculous wings on the RWB porsches just fit well more than they should in my opinion.

[@TehBellcarl]

What’s with doctor who at the beginning. Can see a Dalek, cyberman, the master and the 6th Doctor.

[@carldavies9080]

james liking that opel.. explains why he has a panda

[@zdfsbnsdfn]

I once saw an evo with a tiny 3 inch long 1 inch high spoiler.. I wish I had a picture!

[@calumm8466]

1:30 that poor poor swift :,(((((

[@RatelHBadger]

No... not poor swift

[@Galvatron759]

I honestly couldn’t tell that was a Swift

[@abramo7700]

2:39 Well apparently the General Lee is a bit of a topic

[@Enakaji]

I don't know how Jeremy did manage to not fit in the Copen. I'm 6`10 and I can fit in one with the roof closed, albeit there is not much headroom but with the seat all the way back and down it works. Though if I would own one I would propably change the driverseat for a floormounted bucketseat to get a bit more headroom. As for legroom, that car is surprisingly spacious.

[@minder01]

Michael Hoffmann 6'10? Bullshit.

[@stefanb5266]

Jeez there’s no way you’re white, white people stop at Jeremy’s height

[@QuietMindRelaxation]

Kristaps Porzingis, plays for the Kicks, is 7'3

[@joshkirkham4281]

“No it isn’t, no no this is tiny” Oh dear

[@livingdadream4616]

The Porsche with the wing on is a trend now with a rocket bunny kit......

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

2:01 No it isn't a spoiler. It's a wing. I thought these guys were supposed to know about cars!

[@alfonsoalonzo]

Lol that yellow porsche with the ridiculous spoiler and rims would be really popular today...man how the times have changed

[@shandrich3906]

That citroen would fit right in on the death star

[@wumbosaurus9121]

1:30 Did R2-D2 stick his utility arm into the exhaust and that is what came out?

[@kmickCSX]

"hEY, i'VE goT a BIGGER ONE"

[@turboking9238]

My car should be on here. I've got a fake hood scoop on my 06 Toyota Corolla😂

[@thediabetico6130]

Rice Rice Baby!!

[@richardgregory8964]

This is when top gear was at its absalute best!!!

[@autnoch3016]

Vauxhall=Chevy Copen=Shoe Laughing Stock=Ricer We know a couple of these are right!

[@gehtdianschasau8372]

I love how he mocked the rx-8 ;)

[@TomTheXboxSeriesX]

Ricing at another level

[@Ved_Overclocked]

I swear in New York every 10th car you see on the highway is for some reason a riced Toyota Prius or a low riding Subaru.

[@bennozappenduster8557]

2:02, that is not a spoiler, that is a bench, in case you want to pick up hitchhikers.

[@RPGTKingpin]

Not even that. That poor Porsche looks like one of those pushable car shopping trolleys you put your kids in when you want them to behave themselves at the supermarket.

[@akamiguelsanchez9985]

That woman in the Ferrari top 😍😍

[@zacharyligon7471]

The irony is one of the spoilers is on a car at a high school

[@Devolante]

Dave from DDE’s old R8 had a chassis mounted rear wing and it was massive

[@steveforest8385]

Clearly a sideswipe at 'Pimp My Ride'. And quite rightly so too.

[@3AMNE]

The Porsche one at 2:05 is what I believe they call RWB which is kinda famous nowadays

[@peterpinetree5284]

The funny thing about that Citroen BX is, that that is not the worst mod I've seen on one. I once saw someone build a block of flats on top of one and go camping in it. What a cock end.

[@Grulaz]

0:51 for a moment there I thought that was Matt leblanc

[@carlwesternut2434]

The Peugeot 205 looks the most normal of the whole lot.

[@user-br6bk9kt9z]

Now i want a livestream where the three of them react to r/shittycarmods

[@RomnysGonzalez]

The greatest host in the history of Television

[@darabradley5173]

Some guy near my house is trying to sell a daihatsu copen, damn thing must be sitting out about 2 weeks now