Jeremy Clarkson Reveals His Farm Is Now Online [Hilarious]

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Jeremy Clarkson has been working on his new farm, named Diddly Squat, for almost a year now. And while the farming has been getting off to a rocky start, Diddly Squat farm shop has been doing averagely well, despite intrusions from the council.

[@jonnnyren6245]

Clarkson literally is living his worst nightmares combined. Being an farmer, doing manual labor and touching vegetables. 🤣🤣🤣

[@philcliffe6909]

He touches vegetables every time he greets James and Richard.

[@mikehunt1528]

@@philcliffe6909 That's two vegetables but where's the meat ?

[@misterprecocious2491]

Touching vegetables, will the PM press charges.

[@lazyjesus6573]

He’s doing diddly squat 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@chonker7594]

and his farm is near the camping and caravanning club

[@devansnider7793]

The "you know" is a deep reference

[@harrynelson9203]

She should cut the ribbon “you know” ✌🏻

[@qwertyazerty2137]

sitting and getting up has never been so easy !

[@h.a3522]

From the old add of the chairs he saw with hammond

[@mcchicken9878]

@@h.a3522 didnt he stuff one of those chairs in a old person car they made

[@peterwelch5691]

NOOOOOOOO THE CAT!!

[@Bruh-qr2ke]

Clarkson looks so proud of himself lmao. I can just imagine when this shop went online he shouted: “I DID A THING!”

[@DJay0111]

He did.

[@alyssaj.2082]

I’m sure. He’s having fun. :)

[@davidleavitt250]

That Shackletons High Seat Chair commercial really changed Jeremy's life. Haha, I love that he still references it. 🤣

[@James27Simko]

Why would he ever forget? Because you know, its so easy to get into and out of

[@scootergrant8683]

@@James27Simko You know.

[@Coxswain]

@@scootergrant8683 you know

[@jaekae1123]

Yessss glad I’m not the only one

[@Hoganply]

@@scootergrant8683 I know you know, you know.

[@notwilko]

Jeremy has been in a mid life crisis for 25 years and he is now reaching the absolute peak of it

[@jamesoconnor1368]

i think his entire TV career since 2000 has been a midlife crisis... you know

[@tyrians]

@@jamesoconnor1368 No, no I do not know.

[@charlesharper2357]

No...this is him become the village old gaffer....

[@Eusantdac]

Really looks like it lmao

[@Psych0technic]

He was born with it.

[@AramiMedia]

Just visited the website. Very happy to see milk is marketed as “cow juice”.

[@KeVsPIXEL]

although I'm a bit disappointed, I don't see James May's favorite breakfast cow eggs.

[@Mortthemoose]

😅😅

[@ordenmanvrn7685]

True Boris style naming

[@Johny40Se7en]

If the word 'rape' was put in the middle of those two words, it would be even more spot on - kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWqUmnmCi7-kZqM

[@edenland2961]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kimrafferty7170]

I love this man, can you imagine if you lived with him and he wakes up in the middle of night shouting "I have an idea" I wish him every success with his farm shop seeing as his local council are doing everything in their power to shut it down

[@ItzMoonii]

Poor Lisa 😭😭

[@benbelton6632]

Your continued support for local farms that are suffering is amazing we will continue to support you Nd the farm . One day I will bring my daughter there if I'm lucky enough.

[@fruitenantcolonel9207]

I like this wholesome Yorkshire grandpa, he should have his own TV show.

[@wizzom8956]

Especially one with motor vehicles

[@charlestaylor8566]

Reviewing the latest tractors !

[@hanif7592]

@@charlestaylor8566 while saying SPEED and POWERRRRRRRRRRRR

[@Hockstar97]

Tonight on bottom gear

[@thecryptochaser3945]

I just hope no one gives him cold food

[@adorabasilwinterpock6035]

Imagine showing this video to 2010 Clarkson, he’d be horrified! lol

[@ali_mcgamer_0442]

Honestly he would

[@stlo0309]

Has he really taken up farming/gardening? Just asking cause I'm not aware

[@MrSatnavatron]

@@stlo0309 yup

[@overman2306]

@@stlo0309 It's the smart thing to do if you've got money. There's nothing to do in cities anymore and we're over reliant on supermarkets for food.

[@travishatch2986]

Overman It is for an amazon prime series, most likely will see a release date this or next year

[@sque4zy]

Lmao!!! “You know..”. That’s a throw back if I’ve ever seen one!!

[@matthewcorless2710]

That accent sounds so natural for you Jeremy 😁 back to Yorkshire roots

[@satorianaide]

"This must be the greatest farm... ...in the world."

[@Kevin_VER]

Some say… it is

[@reedsfromleeds6347]

It certainly is Satori , how many farmers have a Lamborghini tractor

[@JonathanPieforPM]

This is the best farm “pause” …. In the world 😂😂😂

[@overspeed3042]

Very good my friend 😂

[@brandonflannery9202]

One might say it's top gear, and on grand tour

[@archiebrown6407]

If you understand the “its so easy to get in and out of you know” we can be friends

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Shackleton chairs. Easy to get in and out of. As is the video of the ad, on t'youttuuubes.

[@markgriff9053]

You might be friends but you'd never buy them a beer. I'm not saying Yorkshire people are tight fisted , but I have heard they lock their bins incase a squirrel gets a free meal lol

[@UKWEED]

@@markgriff9053 lmfao

[@lewisharper7649]

It’s from the ad for the chair when they made a car for old folk

[@FandomChronicle]

Its was when they made The James

[@SimUKUltimateRealism]

I think it is clear to see, Jeremy is the happiest he has ever been! The wonders of farming.

[@SiphesihleKhoza]

The wonders of manual labour... physical activity can be very therapeutic

[@CarlosZ34NSM]

Need a second season of Clarkson’s farm it was genuinely a good show

[@diegoesquivel8548]

Whats the show name ? Haven’t seen it

[@radiant97_]

Already announced a couple weeks ago

[@wickywills]

Future here - that season has come and gone. We're waiting for a third!

[@v4lhulme]

​@@wickywills 3rd is here already, lol

[@sungodnracer7073]

Clarkson: Owns a farm May: Owns a bar Hammond: Lives in the countryside *Yep, they're really getting old now*

[@rodracer4567]

Didnt Hammond always live in the countryside?

[@p24p14]

He is the countryside

[@iksigrek5084]

Because Clarcsons' farm is in the City

[@KumarNiravv]

"they're getting old now" my depression kicked in : ((

[@p24p14]

@@KumarNiravv Don't worry, not by much! There all still younger than my parents and I'm 19, they'll be around for still a long time

[@DangerAngelous]

I’m now expecting Jeremy to be on Midsummer Murders as a man who “accidentally “ ran someone over

[@kaifriedrich1763]

Best Idea A crossover with all 3

[@charlestaylor8566]

A cyclist ! And it wouldn’t be an accident .

[@burnoutlegend0185]

And James would be dead

[@truckman4175]

With his Lamborghini tractor😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlestaylor8566]

@@truckman4175 They did make tractors at one point , my neighbour had one !

[@MoldyWormStudios]

I imagine that’s how Jeremy actually talks when he’s off air 😂

[@Edessa_G]

Clarkson has always been a light in a dark tunnel. And this farm business just highlights how bright that light has and is being. Love him or hate him, he’s truly a national treasure.

[@James27Simko]

Far more People who have done far less have been knighted.

[@kennyw6381]

Hammond was behind the bar,you just couldn’t see him😂

[@theonlywoody2shoes]

@Kenny W James May was also supposed to be there.... but apparently he’s not coming on 🤔

[@Podzall]

@@theonlywoody2shoes i like the reference

[@AzguardMike]

@@theonlywoody2shoes he'll be on next year, he's lost

[@keledek660]

@@AzguardMike "Does it mean he's not coming on then?" - Mr. Slowly: Celebrity Braincrash -

[@joshstephen1995]

Tonight: James falls over in a field Hammond crashes into a sheep And I model an hat

[@badred3955]

Bottom Gear

[@harrytheseal6566]

@@badred3955 Welcome back to *BOTTOM GEAR*

[@asreimations7527]

@@harrytheseal6566 hammond gets kidnapped by drug lords in Colombia

[@harrytheseal6566]

@@asreimations7527 James commits arson

[@galaxy5801]

An hat 😂 Thats funny, You know

[@dazzaMusic]

“Sometimes my genius, it’s almost frightening.”

[@robinwells8879]

I am so happy to see how genuinely happy and well Jeremy looks in his new incarnation as farmer Giles. For a while, some years back, he looked terrible and I feared that we might loose our primary national treasure. Again he has attracted to himself a group of genuinely lovely people who seem to love him back. Go well Jeremy.

[@Sydewinder890]

He's like an adorable grandpa

[@risunamashaba2060]

That's where the inspiration is from

[@Aalpine001]

HAMMOND YOU IDIOT!!! :D

[@alaok489]

"It is so easy to get in and out of you know" ahhh memories

[@charlesharper2357]

Instead of designing cars for old coots he's become one...an old coot, that is :-)

[@chrisdaniels3929]

Reminds me of the old heating adverts with clay animal models, "Easily turn off and on-able".

[@charliegirl3056]

He looks happy enough to me, which is more than most of us can say these days

[@franklyjustty]

Only top gear veterans know how deep clarksons humour stretches laughed all night watching clarksons farm and almost a year to my eyes with him and Caleb’s friendship ❤”the chair is so comfortable you knoooo”😂

[@ahmeda9466]

He was referencing the Shackletons high seat chair ad

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

100% correct. The ad is on youutuuuuube. The video is easy to get in and out of!

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

That is incredibly specific.

[@bmaie3413]

@@Surv1ve_Thrive you know

[@drone_tours]

The car for old people episode

[@k.j]

The rover james❤️

[@philcliffe6909]

So Jeremy has opened a shop, James has bought a pub. Is Richard going to open a crash repair business.

[@jaconeill673]

take out the "repair"

[@thomascleary6151]

My money's on Hammond opening a hair salon, or something

[@RacerzGTR]

@@thomascleary6151 Or opening up a dentistry

[@hamishdow2188]

Hammond is a crash expert you know

[@hamishdow2188]

@@RacerzGTR hammonds crash repair and dental care, you can fix your car and the teeth you broke in the crash

[@robbutterill1426]

nice to see jezza paying homage to Bradford’s best furniture store “they’re so easy to get in and out of, you know”😂

[@spyzmusic]

Haha I remember that ad growing up in Yorkshire.👍

[@lindsayrogers6690]

Mate of mine visited and concluded that his farm is called Diddly Squat because there is bugger all in the farm shop.

[@krisp318]

May is gonna enjoy this...

[@jamesward3414]

How he has made his own life as a spoof is incredible 😂

[@joshuapeterson8055]

I’m so glad there is a season 3!!!

[@Zealot__]

We wait 2 yrs to get 6, 15-minute episodes each season. That is not enough lol

[@Lord_Baphomet_]

Say what you want but Clarkson’s Farm is an amazing show. How they were able to show Jeremy Clarkson’s softer side is honestly something I thought I’d never see. Also Kaleb was a great comic relief.

[@derekcrymble9085]

On tonight's program . Some say , the Stig comes here to sow his wild oats . All we know is , they are doing more diddling than squatting !

[@ivanbima5877]

@M J Lost on his own Bunker

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂😂

[@dtulip1]

lol

[@drift__kang1019]

I'll buy your entire stock my good sir

[@spokiee2000]

"Its so easy to get in and out of you know"

[@walkerscott77]

I'm glad to see Jeremy enjoy his work the shop looks brilliant

[@nolimits300]

".....and our products will give you SPEED AND POWER"

[@jamesengland7461]

Diarrhea and fever?

[@charlestaylor8566]

Holly crap ! You can always rely on jazzer to give us laugh in this time of doom and gloom , best laugh for ages !

[@memes4themasses365]

“So easy to get in and out of, you know”

[@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb]

He got that about that reclining chair for old people during Top Gear.

[@fortunaredux9479]

Can't wait to purchase some diddly squat jelly for a nice Saturday morning treat! Thanks Clarkson!

[@ultimategmoneyremaber1821]

Where Hammond and his gift shop of him and Oliver

[@kenofdarkmachines8415]

OLIVEEERRRR!

[@TheMundaneFlower]

id buy from it

[@thegearboxguys6602]

And I think Hammond would really be bad at having a gift shop. He can’t keep anything from crashing and burning

[@ultimategmoneyremaber1821]

What burn rimic merch

[@gnrdp]

This should be called "Jeremy Clarkson reveals his northern inner self"

[@notgaryoldman1178]

He is Northern. He grew up in Yorkshire and Derbyshire, but for some reason he speaks with a southern accent. Similar situation with Hammond and May...there's probably a case that the southern accent helped them get further in TV.

[@rodneytrotter2643]

He's a Donny boy

[@chrisdaniels3929]

If you ever saw the Yorkshire Airlines sketch by Hale and Pace you would know Yorkshire is not northern anything. Misguided fools, think they live at the centre of the universe. - hello from Lancashire

[@gnrdp]

@@chrisdaniels3929 mate this is just a comment on a joke video. Misguided fools are the ones who lack the ability of interpretation. Be happy! Hello from the south.

[@austinbux]

@@notgaryoldman1178 Isn't it because they all went to posh private schools where regional accents don't exist?

[@BestWafflesEUW]

The attempt at a Yorkshire accent is funny as hell!

[@eh2179]

What accent is that 😂 Sounds like the frenchman in the British TV comedy ‘Allo ‘Allo. Loved the farming series. Excited about series 2 ❤️

[@decodolly1535]

Shouldn't have gone to the Diddly Squat Farm Shop website. I've ordered the "This Smells Like My Bollocks" scented candle.

[@FiveRiversCity]

God, I'd love one of those and I don't even have bollocks! 😂

[@decodolly1535]

@@FiveRiversCity Nor do I, but I'm happy with almost anything which takes the piss out of Ms Paltrow's self righteousness.

[@HighExplosiveSerenade]

I love how this farm is a serious business and at the same time its a vegan/eco-fashion parody!

[@byewhobayou8868]

Soooo…….. ………a bit like roses, then?

[@thelightning87]

Jeremy always looked like he was getting old, now he really is.

[@audreyyallop8507]

I’m glad you explained the hat was on your head - I would never have guessed 🤪😂

[@mannythelimodriver6003]

Went straight to the website to buy the green t shirt xxl. Sold out 😩 Really hope there will be a season 3 of Clarkson’s farm!!!

[@cosminmihu9963]

Good to see Clarkson out and about. I just finished re-watching every Grand Tour episode. Time for the older Top gear.

[@mygames9925]

🤣🤣🤣 I was just watching the car for the elderly episode so I actually got the "you know" reference

[@caidennaidoo9659]

You know

[@billypaisley6211]

Can tell he's from South Yorkshire originally. The accent never really leaves your head 😂

[@lydiacaruso7266]

Jeremy makes me laugh. Everytime. 😆

[@junatah5903]

Should be called. "Spread and Plower."

[@aceundead4750]

Well i need that apron. And then all the world will be forced... to behold my genius!

[@connormeechan5784]

I love it! Old Too Gear Reference. Him and Hammond with the Fiat “Blob”🤣

[@privatesocialhandle]

Who remembers the Top Gear episode he's quoting "Because it's easy to get in and out of you know" 😂

[@maxmccann5323]

He reminds me of that time Gordon Ramsay went undercover except 100% more Pillock

[@aqilsuraji9610]

Years and years later, the reference "in and out off you know" still tickles my funny bone

[@ednewton2618]

Eh?

[@stephenelder8694]

So glad your well again Jezza 👍🏼

[@heatherscanlon4123]

I hope I can come sometime from the United States and visit. I love your show!! And the farm shop looks lovely! Lisa does a great job with it!

[@polstam9202]

Boy am i glad I watched the old people's car episode yesterday

[@Rubbafingaz1]

Just checked out the web site... you've called honey "Bee Juice" and milk "Cow Juice" - Genious! I love you Clarkson :-)

[@thetessellater9163]

Don't think most people would agree with your evaluation of 'Genius' here - more like simplistic childishness !

[@Rubbafingaz1]

@@thetessellater9163 yeah, you're right... on reflection it's not genius at all 🙈

[@lqprimetime4169]

LOVE the throwback, so easy to get in and out of you know

[@margaretgarrett6632]

That's good news love the gentleman advertising it 😂❤😂

[@craigfell6906]

If it was proper Yorkshire he'd know we are all too tight to buy that shite.

[@shelf9876]

Fucking love this guy. Been watching on TV for 20+ years and still for the best presenter on tv

[@JSomerled]

Loved the show..hoping for more seasons

[@ForceFreeTrainergirl06]

Fabulous Alan Bennett impression!!!! 😄😄😄

[@e.6390]

If you understood the “you know” reference you deserve a veteran’s discount

[@ednewton2618]

What are you on about?

[@e.6390]

@@ednewton2618 its a refrence to the commercial of th fiat old people episode from top gear

[@ednewton2618]

@@e.6390 no it isn't. It's how people talk where he's from originally. That's the accent he's doing.

[@danielshaw9979]

This hit me deep... Rip old top gear, this is adorable. Thank you grandpa Jeremy 🤗

[@CriticalCorrie]

Best advertise ever, 10/10 I'll never skip and 100% rate on the radio.

[@glendabennett2855]

I bought my chef hubby the apron for Christmas last year- he loves it!

[@jamieashman1446]

"shakeltons" anyone notice James May turning into Brian May?. (queen guitarist).

[@SpikeXtreme]

Mr May took hours organising all of those Jars..

[@gmdruby8220]

If you know the “its so easy to get in and out of you know” reference, i respect you.

[@meusana3681]

I think the only people watching this are those who would. Why else would you watch a 40 second video of a random old man advertising a farm shop XD

[@colnuttall9035]

I know it lad, ‘t wonders of’t interwebby thing. Actually I live in Australia and looked Shackleton’s up on KZbin, but I was born and somewhat schooled in Cheshire.

[@Pat40128]

Can’t wait to drive 200plus miles to visit this shop ❤. Big fan here

[@hugowasalreadytaken]

The "you know" is some deep lore hahaya

[@ednewton2618]

It's what?

[@hugowasalreadytaken]

he says "you know" with an unusual inflection, and thats a reference to a top gear episode.@@ednewton2618

[@caravaggiosaccomplice5103]

This is disturbing in some way I can’t quite fathom.

[@chrisdaniels3929]

He's a Yorkshireman

[@caravaggiosaccomplice5103]

@@chrisdaniels3929 ah, thanks! Yes, that’s it.

[@ale0417]

How he speaks... and that “TO GET IN AND OUT OF ✨YOU KNOW✨” if you know... you know...😂😂😂

[@ThePierre58]

I love how Jeremy Clarkson keeps coming up on my KZbin selection. He does more for British farming than DEFRA.

[@theoknowscars5418]

i want see that in real life when covid is done.

[@greengamerguy623]

it is done its a joke

[@DominikMaslyk]

It’s done in England, shame it’s still not in Scotland.

[@stuffthings3728]

"you know" was that from the oap car

[@mathewferstl7042]

The 'James'

[@ajorngjdonaydbr]

Shackleton high chairs

[@stuffthings3728]

@@ajorngjdonaydbr 😂👏👏

[@dragoscarstea]

I'm landing this morning, I'm coming from Austin Texas. To shop at the farm shop. See you soon hopefully

[@felixmattsson2535]

Omg... I get it.... I knew I've heard the "it's so easy to get in and out of you know" somewhere before this, and I watched the "Rover James" Top gear episode yesterday after about 6 years😂

[@fireandcopper]

Where can I buy a life size Hammond? Or is he in with the cigarettes?

[@jakebond2294]

Does he sell plum jam?

[@jbee9713]

I love how he does a Shooting Stars accent and uses the line from the Shackleton chairs advert 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Islanderjr]

😂 such a character...love this guy😂 Awesone show thx Amazon 😊

[@peaty32]

Are you selling Shackleton furniture as well Jeremy? 😉

[@Lord_Baphomet_]

The way he cared so about his sheep and was so upset when he had to slaughter them and then it’s cut to him eating a lamb pie describes Clarkson in a beautiful way.

[@johngittins6244]

Looking forward to visiting this farm shop. I shall be in and out if it in the quickest time possible using power and speed !

[@jaekae1123]

I love that they still reference the Old advert about the high chairs with the posh little old lady on the Fiat Multiple episode

[@itadapeeza8559]

Just incase any Americans are watching: he's imitating an English country accent because he's on a farm

[@Dave-hu5hr]

It's just Yorkshire.. - Yorkshire.

[@ajorngjdonaydbr]

And hes making fun of a 1970s uk advert/commercial for Shackleton high chairs

[@defectivepikachu4582]

why does he sound like an asian guy who learned to speak english by watching jeremy clarckson videos

[@stuff31]

never thought I'd hear a rover james/shackletons high seat reference in 2023

[@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211]

The callback is great