Jeremy Clarkson Struggles to Eat (And Grow) Wasabi Plants | Clarkson's Farm

[@thegrandtour]

Check out exactly how fruitful Jeremy's farming was here 💰 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3rRfaF5Z9J1jqs

[@Stickleback]

1st! give me a medal! 🥇

[@tyronewhitehead3123]

Very fruitful

[@Wutzmename]

*_Gerald is the kind of guy you just nod your head to everything he says and hope it's nothing about dating your daughter._*

[@alexb1581]

It’s a testament to the greatness of humanity that Gerald has been able to survive, and thrive, with no one around him been able to understand a word he says.

[@doughboi007]

it makes you wonder how the heck he finished high school haha.

[@triedproven9908]

A proper creole britt. 🤣 I could almost understand what he was going on about.

[@Mortthemoose]

@@triedproven9908 Really! You're a better translator than me then......and I'm originally from Norfolk! Lol

[@gregdixon4643]

You noticed how whenever he told Jeremy something his response was always "yeah."

[@pixie706]

Nobody dares argue as it just wouldn't work.

[@TheMinipily]

I can see why Gerald is the ultimate Head of Security. Even everything he says is encrypted.

[@a11danny]

To understand Gerald you need a cryptographer, not translator

[@bcm70]

Gold mate - that was hilarious.

[@notinterested8452]

😂

[@mansoaptheif]

Underrated comment

[@chimeranix]

This made me cry 😂😂❤❤

[@jeroenwubbels7824]

Gerald has a way with words, priceless

[@kusakat3762]

I'm Japanese who learn"t" a lot from Top Gear. Your TV show helped me a lot for me getting into the university I wanted to go. You'll be able to get a 100ml tube of pure wasabi paste for two pounds here in Japan. I wish you could come back to Japan again like 15 years ago when you did a race with Nissan GT-R against the bullet train.

[@sergi5149]

One of the best races they did

[@Wutzmename]

*_Gerald is the kind of guy you just nod your head to everything he says and hope it's nothing about dating your daughter._*

[@roncar1761]

Sheep or pig too!

[@notinterested8452]

Who? Everything you wrote was in his accent and therefore incomprehensible.😅

[@gamingwithdesser]

His reaction when the Wasabi kicked in, is priceless🤣🤣

[@rw-xf4cb]

Wasabi is bloody brilliant its a bit like a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster but in the sinus region. From experience don't slap a load on and eat sushi while driving unless you wish your car to slam into something like a tree ;)

[@gamingwithdesser]

@@rw-xf4cb yes I would imagine that it is not at good combo 😂

[@irissupercoolsy]

I already started giggling when I saw how much he put on the spoon 🤣🤣

[@matthew_natividad]

@@rw-xf4cb that must’ve been a jarring experience

[@Dutchman-2002]

@@rw-xf4cb I love wasabi more than pepper because wasabi is like getting shot to the head and peppers are like being burned alive

[@lukegauci1159]

“I shall call it James May.” Proceeds to crash it. Honestly, he should have called it the Richard Hammond 😂

[@theseageek]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Farmer_scoobs]

Poor Gerald I still don’t know what he’s saying 😂

[@passbyicecube]

I think at the final episode, there are moments that everyone in the farm starts to understand some of the things he said, it's a pretty cool little detail.

[@pcInCA]

Turn on the closed-captioning. It picks out some words from the jumble.

[@DW-indeed]

@@FlameOnTheBeat Yarp

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

I understand half of it but not the half that matters it would seem 🤣

[@georgecrooze]

When you were eating that wasabi, first thing came to my mind was: And with this bomb shell - good night, see you on the next episode 🤣

[@HopeYukizmizu]

sometimes Jeremy is blown away by his own genius

[@FightCain]

A traditional way to grate a wasabi is that the chef of a sushi place at Ginza used shark skin to grate it. I didn't really fully understand but apparently shark skin has a bumpy but somewhat smooth skin texture that works well with wasabi. He even demonstrated with a zester grater and shark skin. The one that was grated with shark skin was much more "spicier" and really violated the nasal area lol. I'm late to the Clarkson's farm party but that's probably a big gamble to grow real wasabi apparently because growing wasabi is delicate to the weathers or something.

[@nickgilbertson]

Seeing Jeremy hurting from the wasabi then hearing him say "that's fantastic" reminds me of myself and my mom and how much we love the burn from Chinese mustard. But we can't find that good stuff anymore. Even the fake "wasabi" today is weaker than the mustard we used to get at our favorite Chinese restaurant 20 years ago.

[@TheBeavadelic]

Oh I miss that mustard!

[@Christian-rn1ur]

Maybe try English mustard if you can find it, has a similar kick

[@notinterested8452]

German mustard.

[@kennedymwale5772]

3:37 😅🤣😂 Jeremy clearly just saying yeah for the sake of it 🤣 oh my bless your heart Gerald such a jolly good fella 😀

[@_IHateHandles_]

For the love of god please learn to use fewer (preferably no) emojis...

[@kennedymwale5772]

@@_IHateHandles_ 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@CricketEngland]

90% of British Wasabi is just green Horseradish, Wasabi takes ages to grow

[@daviddavidsonn3578]

90%? are you nuts? more like 99.99% 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheShootist]

15 months to 2 years after you plant your wasabi start you can harvest the plant stalk (the rhizome). Hell cannabis only takes 3 to 6 months to fully flower. Too bad Jolly old England is 3/4 of the way to the north pole.

[@x808drifter]

Don't know why you bothered to specify "British" its 99% green horseradish worldwide.

[@_Dwarkin]

@@x808drifter indeed!

[@amalalnckamsk6939]

same with sea weed

[@michaelalek6490]

He calls the wheelbarrow the “James May,” but that was half of Richard Hammond’s mobility scooter.

[@Mediamarked]

Great to see this side of Jeremy. Greetings from the clogged up windmilling tulipland.

[@doncorleon9]

Jezza'd survive top gear and all the hullabaloo over there to be taken out by a condiment!

[@shriharihudli]

Wasabi is not to be taken lightly.

[@biggtrux]

Jezzer is so diplomatic to pretend he understands anything Gerald says.

[@T.S.T2014]

I cannot wait for the new series.

[@thegrandtour]

What are you most excited to see? 👀

[@jankees7172]

@The Grand Tour Yoo, soo when will you guys be releasing this new series. You guys made us wait so long and then even announced a third season without even saying anything about the second season. What's up with that?

[@Paul-qs3nu]

He's only said what, we all thought, so carry on, these millions that know your right, and the others we be watching

[@laztoth3104]

MR. CLARKSON RESPECT AND ALL THE BEST!!!!! GODSPEED....

[@despacitodaniel801]

Now we need Richard to eat Wasabi

[@dirkd7510]

OMG his head of Security talks just like the skit from SNL "Don' You Go Rounin' Roun to Re Ro ", Im from America and I can barely understand what he's saying LOL 😂. Jeremy also looks a little confused at times.😂 Its like being in the movie "Snatch" and your talking to Mickey, "Proper Fucked".😂

[@lathsingkeo8697]

Not Jeremy choking on wasabi 😂😂

[@tigrecito48]

anyone else notice that James May is starting to look a lot like an old Billy Connelly?

[@amacfpv]

No words have to make sense when you wear a mullet like Gerald’s, see ya at half past!

[@atadams77]

One of my favorite and best moments from the show!!... LOLOL. The most perfect way to handle it.

[@tesco-cs]

Love him or hate him, i love Jeremy man, such a genuine decent guy and loves a good Hawkstone pint ;)

[@pauldurkee4764]

That's what Hawkstone Lager is for, once you've eaten the Wasabi. 👍

[@crittaable]

The exact moment he realises he has made a grave mistake is EVERYTHING 🤣🤣🤣

[@tunanocrustgarage]

I laughed so hard I literally choked like Jeremy.

[@anitajerkin]

When is the new season of Clarkson's farm available on Prime?

[@petethebastard]

2023... It's in post-production now, apparently...

[@enigmaodell6806]

I’ve been able to understand Papua New Guinean accented English over a very poor quality PA system, so I thought I was pretty good at interpreting accents, but Gerald is next level.

[@daviddavidsonn3578]

are you sure you did not forget about season 2? I bet they will release season 3 before the second one...🤣☺🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LG1ikLx]

IL call it the James may 😂😂😂😂😂

[@piggypoo]

3:54 Oh my goodness, it's British Boomhauer. I can only make out filler words.

[@boriss.861]

Elves there is a video on two lads growing Wasabi and their trials to get to the point of Commercially growing them!

[@michaeltaaffe5857]

When is the next episode out on amazon

[@derek-press]

I understand Gerald no problem ,but then I'm a Manc and we seem to be the translators of the UK

[@cobygogarty7365]

You can use a lot of words to describe Gerald "Dry" I don't think is one of them lol

[@havardrosvold5024]

To hot for you Clarkson🤣🤣🤣

[@travelinglovebugs7]

looking forward to season 3 to see what he does to make money. I was just at his farm last week. Flew 7000 miles to see it and well a few other things too.

[@wesselgreven6570]

Has anyone noticed that gerald is actually strong as hell

[@twistedaxles9126]

For a moment, Jeremy's mouth was burning down harder than current Top Gear.

[@nostromoau]

Wiise words Gerald....... wise words.

[@jordizbuciux8118]

Wasabi root takes 2 years to grow how they did in couple months?or they didn't?

[@broccolee4328]

No amount of wasabi can remedy this orang utan's nasally voice

[@pawel8365]

Funny if Gerald was given some wasabi, he'd start speaking in perfect oxfordian.

[@peaty32]

That wasn't the Wasabi going down in his tummy, no. That was just Jeremy unable to digest the massive bout of his genius.

[@tigrecito48]

i feel like Jeremy doesn't understand a word that farmer is saying and just pretends he understands... Farmer - "gorhahdndasmsm mifhshashhdd innss ffrrhll blussmanfurb" Jeremy: - (blank stare) "oh yeah! definitely!"

[@caprise-music6722]

Like GTA 4 with the Jamaican. Genius

[@Mortthemoose]

Me too!!! 😅😅

[@R3cKi7]

Closed Captions... you're welcome 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@chimeranix]

Gerald is just a walking letter captcha

[@alecball68]

Look at Clarkson going green. take another bite old Bean

[@christinalydia]

Folks get ready for the wasabi harvest in about 4 years 😅

[@mrmashleolive]

Cowabunga! haha green gold, classic, canit wait for the next series of this to come out 👍

[@thegrandtour]

What are you most excited to see in Clarkson's Farm Season 2? 👀

[@craigobrien31]

Looks gorgeous were the farm 8s could pitch a tent and get lost in them woods

[@joshuasmith1347]

In the beginning couldn’t understand a single word Gerald said now I’m gradually picking out a few sentences here and there

[@ian2714]

Dude Gerald is the farmer from Hot Fuzz that they need 2 people to translate through lmao. If anyone knows that part with the sea mine.

[@wasteoftime2187]

Is there and clarksons farm episodes with may and Hammond?

[@tasteless_5915]

i love gerald

[@doncorleon9]

£5 to anyone that will write a transcript of what Gerald said!

[@Ricamundo]

Surprisingly, the captions actually pick up most of it. 😂

[@doncorleon9]

@@Ricamundo 😅 That's wild!

[@guttormurthorfinnsson8758]

best tv there is.

[@AP-RSI]

I want more of this!!! Much more!!!

[@thegrandtour]

There's much more out there 👀 kzbin.info/aero/PLSXPYspKybUdeli5ZnbED8JUf53utGptG

[@kevinyasutomi9790]

Yuuup fresh wasabi hits like a truck sometimes

[@tobbex7372]

"The James May" is a propriate name.

[@steptoemcnab6224]

Ire wasabi bed in River will wash away but if u make a smal dry stone dike with a in and out space for waller plus it will help

[@notinterested8452]

British conquest of Japan.

[@eddiedawkinskingofuniverse]

Roasted peanuts in wasabi sauce are perfect for a quiet evening with a girlfriend from KZbin videos filmed in the Caribbean

[@shamarblack1910]

when we getting a new grand tour episode????

[@ft3917]

stil waiting to hear if Jeremy liked the wasabi. !! 😆😅🤣😂

[@tromsogata]

Sesong 2 blir det noe av ?

[@willmarsden6921]

Oh yeah yeah..

[@mouryamk3986]

Why did he make a face like that was the wasabi spicy

[@DC-te1gw]

Can you buy 1/2 a tone of carrots for 52 pound in the UK. WTF. New Zealand food prices suck!

[@ukoutdoors3022]

Carrots in Sainsburys supermarket are currently 50p / kg so £250 per half ton, retail. I think he meant that's how much he can sell them for.

[@DC-te1gw]

@@ukoutdoors3022 wow. your supermarkets are ripping off the farmers!

[@ukoutdoors3022]

@@DC-te1gw yeah they do. It's scandalous really but they have the buying power to do it.

[@zukgod]

Can't wait for the new season to air. I watch this and the Grand Tour, everything else is shit.

[@pprc5363]

Is Jeremy planning to Haunt James May with that Chain?

[@chefcamsey1375]

Nice 👍👍🔥🔥

[@DC-te1gw]

A chain... to stop a truck from driving away with it? Why not glue them to the dirt? Works just as well...

[@ghostc.t.k.3688]

I'd eat Wasabbititmuss.. lol lol. 🍰💆 yum !

[@You.are.boring.me.now2024]

Living in the west country I am used to strong accents but what language is Gerald speaking?

[@evalevy2909]

I don't recall this scene

[@ramthian]

Good 👍😘

[@railroadseattle]

hey

[@TheAziz]

He turned purple

[@bobstirling6885]

First flood and that wasabi is next door....

[@tyronewhitehead3123]

Kaleb goes to London

[@stevennagy2305]

why are they lagging so hard on the seasons for both shows?

[@wayneparkinson4558]

Has anybody told jezzier you need to sing to the plants and rub them down with olive oil for them not be sooo bitter

[@SuperEurobeaTechno]

wasabi😆

[@malemanmikeswife]

When your dad watches too much QI and owns his very own West Country farmer...

[@martywild6359]

I swear I'm beginning to understand Gerald.🤔

[@kind_ricky]

Hi I'm Eric,I live in Kenya I did economics for my undergraduate degree.i am passionate about farming and I would like to come help out at the farm.

[@rook5503]

A Briton experiences flavor (colorized)

[@craigobrien31]

2:13

[@Lookbusybuddy]

Polly tunnel.

[@HisNameIsCheese]

These chat bots 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fionasaunders7646]

Give Jeremy some plain yogurt, a tablespoon will do hold it in your mouth for few seconds and the ‘pain ‘ will vanish

[@ashleybrown8837]

first thing he said was that aint nothign yet still got 10 tonne to come yet

[@dylanwu9635]

Englishman experiences flavor for the first time, is horrified