Jeremy Clarkson tries the meat-free "Impossible burger"

Can this burger save the world? Meat is one of the biggest causes of greenhouse gases. Hence Bill Gates and Google's latest big idea: a meat-free burger made in a laboratory from plants, but which bleeds and sizzles. Now it's coming to Britain.
Watch Sunday Times Driving columnist Jeremy Clarkson take the Impossible burger challenge.
Read the article in full at www.driving.co.uk/news/lifestyle/impossible-burger/

[@andyp7539]

I judge how old a top gear episode is by the degree in which jeremy clarkson resembles a potato

[@enragedmoosemedia]

This is funnier said in his own voice.

[@verothacamaro]

Bald potato vs. sprouted potato

[@aaronburr4558]

Mead Juice don’t diss the God, you megamind head ass

[@theyoutubeguy1]

I do it by his hair style

[@fpsdovah2572]

When they stay in the cupboard a bit to long and go all wrinkled and sprouted.

[@MrLinuxify]

"my taste buds have been shot for 45 years of smoking" "this taste like a burger"

[@lpsp442]

Jeremy Clarkson's tongue may lack in sensory nerve endings, but it has abundance of *soul*

[@Ramu6A]

LP SP this is a superb comment, well done

[@lpsp442]

Thank you, thank you

[@aaronjoyce9569]

Thanks for repeating exactly what he said -_-

[@dextermorgan750]

Apollo Nein even though his taste buds are shot with decades of smoking, he could still clearly identify the difference between the two burgers. That is saying something!

[@rajend8]

great camera work here, I really enjoyed not being able to see the burger

[@ktolwal]

well i guess that was the whole point, maybe jeremy liked the veg burger and didnt like the meat one, but they wouldnt wanna show him in bad light

[@12345questions]

Imagine seeing a hamburger. There ya go.

[@ktolwal]

@The Two Fingered Brute u'll get the middle finger from every1 for ur comment

[@ktolwal]

@The Two Fingered Brute im not here for grammar or spelling lessons, buttwipe

[@ktolwal]

@The Two Fingered Brute But i'm still giving u the middle finger, coz i dont need to pass or fail to do that

[@p_mishev]

"My taste buds have been shot from 45 years of smoking" -Jeremy Clarkson, 57 If someone doesn't get it: he is smoking from the age of 12

[@Kevin-ch1xj]

Wait I don't get it 45+57 doesn't equal 12.

[@Lubin-md4ml]

@@Kevin-ch1xj you take 57-45=12, you idiot, lol.

[@cantsolvesudokus]

BR Marin jokes on you, 12 divided by 45 doesn’t equal to 57

[@Kevin-ch1xj]

@@Lubin-md4ml r/woooosh

[@Lubin-md4ml]

@@cantsolvesudokus what you talking about? why would you take 12 divided by 45?

[@sanghoonlee5171]

Jeremy ages 3 years every year.

[@memes3874]

because he smokes 80 a day

[@theravedaddy]

Hes the same age as me but in the last 5 years he made me look 15 years younger....and 5 stone lighter. He wins on bank balances tho. :(

[@flumpaustin1994]

Because he eats too much red meat.

[@MichaelSHartman]

Memes If he smokes 80 cigarettes a day and can tell the difference, the vegetarian (genetically modified yeast) burger doesn't taste like meat at all.

[@FrantiC119]

Well I assume he sleeps at some point and that means one every 5 minutes. I think that might be a slight exaggeration, but you can tell that it's effecting his health unfortunately. He's a little slower than he maybe should be for his age. Occasionally on TGT I'll see this slackjawed look he gives that my grandma who had COPD had.

[@beatonthedonis]

The producer was punched in the face for not remembering which was which.

[@rickastely2982]

Damn you sure got him

[@yungkiann4798]

😂

[@sirxavior1583]

You just made my morning..

[@BilalKhan-rx1cc]

Classic

[@g.w.f.212]

and he’s also irish lmao

[@CrazyInWeston]

Thank you for captioning the video. As a deaf person I wish more people did this. So again thank you.

[@russellcoight1718]

CrazyInWeston you do realise you can turn captions on for any video don't you? Literally any video that has talking in it has an option to be translated

[@CrazyInWeston]

@@russellcoight1718 the KZbin auto captions are awful and are like 30% correct if that which makes it useless. Plus there are vids even without that.

[@KrisVic91]

@@russellcoight1718 dont be so certain about stuff.

[@russellcoight1718]

Kris Vickers it's a fact.. should I not be certain that 2+2=4?

[@KrisVic91]

@@russellcoight1718 you were assuming they were perfect captions.

[@milessanchez7926]

“Hammond. Hammond! Look at this burger I got for 20 quid!”

[@billylauwda9178]

Tonoight on bottom gear

[@Mei0naise]

I know this is r/woooosh but it’s funny how the burger is nearly as expensive as 20 quid here in the uk lol

[@user-ck1ib6zn7b]

Bottom gear 4 dropped, boys

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

"gon crashed it int james car mate"

[@NoFlu]

@@THENAMEISQUICKMAN erry naise

[@TristaCooper]

2:30 ''hey jermey can i get your autograph, ah nevermind''

[@supersecularboypants]

TristaCooper poor guy :(

[@jameslloyd8728]

Haha!

[@jameslloyd8728]

Kiril 470, get many party invites? You must be a fucking blast with your sense of humour.

[@TristaCooper]

y so mad

[@helioszxc]

ahaha that poor guy

[@LeviJohansen]

They should make a carrot out of meat

[@Magyar_Huszar]

by keeping those damned soya farmers from slaughtering those innocent plants

[@pyramusk3264]

Cows, sheeps etc are supposed to be slaughtered. They live for our pleasure. Suck on that, hippie!!!

[@PatrickMcAsey]

Pyramus K Typical idiot comment. What does 'supposed' mean? Supposed by who? Supposed by you, presumably. Can you tell me why cats and dogs are presumably not 'supposed to be slaughtered'? Or is it only the creatures that you in your wisdom choose? Animals are our fellow inhabitants of this planet, whom we should treat with love and respect. But of course it takes a minimal amount of intelligence and empathy; minimal but far more than you are ever likely to have. In fact, if the height of your reasoning is who or what lives for your 'pleasure' then there is no hope that you would ever have even a glimmering of understanding of such concepts as the pain and fear suffered by others, let alone 'intelligence' and 'empathy'.

[@Magyar_Huszar]

Patrick McAsey plants are our fellow inhabitants of this planet, whom we should treat with love and respect. But of course it takes a minimal amount of intelligence and ampathy; minimal but far more than you are ever likely to have. Etc, etc I get a lot of reasons to be a vegetarian but being one cuz of the poor animals is just a dumb reason BTW our livestock is actually made to die and get eaten by us Just like our plants and all other living things we eat we bred them to be like this Also the average dog suffers more than the average pig/cow cuz of our breeding why don't you protest against dog owners? Cuz you don't see them suffer Next time you call a comment idiotic think before you comment

[@PatrickMcAsey]

Magyar Huszar A plant isn't an 'inhabitant'. An inhabitant is a person or animal that lives in or occupies a place, and a plant is neither a person nor an animal - or didn't you realise this? You seem to have a problem distinguishing between animals and plants. Don't worry! Just look below. Furthermore, the word is 'empathy' and not 'ampathy' as you have it. I think your misspelling of this word shows how familiar you are with empathy, doesn't it? And, by the way, while on the topic of writing, you should learn how to punctuate. You will find that it will make what you write much easier to read. Surely, you learnt how to punctuate at school? 1. In case you hadn't noticed it, plants are not sentient beings. They are alive, but they have no consciousness or central nervous system. Strange, isn't it, how meat eaters, who couldn't give a damn about animal suffering, suddenly become aware that 'plants have feelings'? And if this nonsense were true then it would be an even stronger argument not to eat animals. The animal food industry consumes vast amounts of plant food. If everyone ate plant food then vastly fewer plants would be eaten. 2. I am just as concerned about the trade in pets as I am about the way we treat animals that are eaten, and indeed about the shameful way we treat all animals, be they 'farm animals', pets or any kind of animal life. Have you watched 'Earthlings'? You should. It begins with the pet industry. The majority of people who eat meat could never slaughter an animal themselves - many can't even bear to watch videos of animals in slaughterhouses - and yet they are OK with others doing the slaughtering for them. I call this hypocrisy. You know as well as I do that animal slaughter is a filthy, cruel business, that no civilised person should have anything to do with it, and that the vast animal slaughter puts us to shame as a species. I believe that one day, when we have become a rather more humane species than we are, it will be illegal to kill any animal, but that will be far far into the future. Just as slavery took a long time to be made illegal (but is still with us in all but name), so will animal slaughter,

[@Mike504]

I'm waiting for someone to make vegetables out of meat.

[@almac9203]

It is called a marrot.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

Wouldn't that be a cow with disabilities?

[@kevlargu8483]

British Wrath this is hilarious

[@umar_mughal.3861]

maybe the cow dung cakes.. Supposedly,if we use them as fuel to cook vegetables.

[@benjaminturner286]

Arby's actually did, and it's really fucking gross

[@dfhellraiser4td]

I've tried an impossible burger. They definitely do not taste like beef. It wasn't bad by any means but no where close to being an unmistakable substitute.

[@pauldroop]

But I am sure that is why it tasted different to you

[@caius9971]

@dion one What he meant was if they cut the footage and gave the same answer as he did, then people could say they faked it since the important bit about which is which is missing

[@Syko1985]

Guess we will just keep slaughtering unnecessary amounts of livestock then until it suits your taste buds sir.

[@dfhellraiser4td]

@@Syko1985 thanks, I planned on it!

[@Andrew-it7fb]

@@Syko1985 if you're against meat, then why try to fake it? We've been trying to cut back on the meat we eat, but we do it by either just eating smaller portions of meat or cooking vegetarian.

[@ysituation]

‘Go and eat seeds’ 😂😂😂

[@mikkelfeldtmann8934]

Michael Boyce what a silly comeback.

[@kristijan933]

Michael Boyce dumb vegi fuk

[@jeremymanuel8136]

Michael Boyce a vegan wanting a human to die but would sacrifice his life for a cow lol fucktards

[@hastingsdirect7300]

@@mrmjb1960 get a sense of humour

[@hastingsdirect7300]

@Farina Marcina was I talking to you? No piss off then. Twat

[@TomatrontheOne]

Jeremy Clarkson: Kitchen Nightmares. I would totally watch this.

[@aw-tismo1676]

I mean he was on the F word at some point so he's half way there

[@Seethenhagen]

Tonight on Top Chef, I try on a hat, hammond gets stuck in a salt shaker, and James peels potatoes for four hours straight

[@paraskevaspapantonakis]

@@Seethenhagen some say he is not James may then he is called captain slow 😂🤣

[@Shaymin0]

He would fix the kitchen that needs to be cleaned by ramming a tank into the building and driving right through.

[@Riolupai]

@@Seethenhagen shut up jams

[@johnscarloshow5315]

The guy filming is Nick Mason. Drummer for Pink Floyd. They’re long friends

[@bleedinggumsroberts3579]

Really? Thats bad ass.

[@sadman5916]

Wait seriously???

[@johnscarloshow5315]

bleedinggums roberts yeah there’s videos of them just prancing about. It’s pretty entertaining. Nick is a huge car guy.

[@heathroi]

no it says who it is in the video, a guy from the Sunday Times.

[@johnscarloshow5315]

Heath Newland I was waiting for someone to catch on

[@collecttcg1122]

"Viewers, please note: This message was written by a vegetarian" (watch ending of the video lol)

[@anomaly9508]

Do I care that you sit on a field eating grass? No

[@jalalslava]

@@galaxspace1 They actually don't look identical. I prefer impossilbe burgers because it is better for the enviornemt but you definely can tell the difference just by looking. They do also taste differnt. The impossilbe burger does taste kind of meaty but still has a unique taste.

[@Nick-GR]

@@jalalslava Why they are better for the environment?

[@jalalslava]

Nick The production of meat is one of the greatest causes of greenhouse emissions.

[@darkstonefire]

Jalal Slava but it got flown half way round the world, defeating the point

[@IchibanMoto]

i never understood why vegetarians would want their vegetables to look and taste like meat either

[@boonamai8926]

Propably because they liked meat and have seen youtube videos about mass slaughtering of pigs or something like that XD

[@hazerdxhd4373]

so they want vegetables to look and taste like slaughtering pigs? yeah that makes sense....😂😂

[@astronautindisguise]

Most eat it because they see cows and pigs being slaughtered for burgers as something like a Holocaust-style genocide against animals.

[@boonamai8926]

What do I know, I am not a vegetarian, I can't really understand why they want it to look like meat either but why not try to replicate the taste if they liked it and just don't want animals to die for them?

[@hiteywhart6653]

There are reasons not to eat meat besides just not liking it. Could be ethical, or trying to minimise carbon footprint for example. If you could eat a burger which was indistinguishable from a beef burger, but which had a massively reduced carbon emissions, why would you not choose it?

[@Randommmmm204]

Some veggie burgers taste pretty good, but none of them actually taste like meat.

[@UncleBoogieRF]

I'm a meat eater. If we weren't supposed to eat meat, why does it taste so damn good? On saying that I LOVE a good veggieburger. None of this fake meat shit pretend crap, but a proper veggieburger. When done correctly they're freakin' awesome without pretending to be a slice of dead cow. Dammit, now I want a good veggieburger.

[@Randommmmm204]

Uncle Bonedwarf Well... that argument isn't really good. The most unhealthy stuff taste the best. And Cyanide (a substance that can kill a human if ingested in fairly small doses) tastes really sweet. Like sugar. But I agree with you.

[@princefancybum4605]

+Uncle Bonedwarf if meat tastes so good why do you season it with plants

[@cannack]

because its culinary, beef tastes fine without spices but better with it and synthetic flavors exists such as MSG

[@AusExplorer]

Salt isn't a plant.

[@StungoBungo]

"The impossible burger was not fresh... ... endured a 10 hour flight from los angeles unrefrigerated". The title of this video should be "giving jeremy clarkson food poisoning"

[@thepax6390]

"...we left it on purpose in the sun and smeared some dirt on it too..."

[@christopherstein2024]

Well it's not food poisoning because it's not meat.

[@ninetailsgaming2919]

@@christopherstein2024 I mean food poisoning can come from anything.

[@legendflames3827]

@@ninetailsgaming2919 plants really plants for god sake

[@christopherstein2024]

@@ninetailsgaming2919 Yes but animal products go bad wayy faster

[@RayRayIsCoolio]

they bleeped out the word "poop"

[@willtownend7190]

He would have said shit

[@channel_marker]

he said "crap"

[@annother3350]

@@channel_marker They bleepd the word 'crap'!

[@profortnitestreamer8894]

3:00

[@priesty.]

It said poop because we would know that the bleeped out word was shit or crap.

[@Maria-xg9ud]

"go and eat seeds, sit on a perch and s**t on sandpaper" 😂😂

[@Prevordan]

He's hilarious, you're an idiot.

[@mrmjb1960]

Pamela Anderson thinks He's a Blithering Idiot!

[@billysastard117]

Michael Boyce oh the irony.

[@kristijan933]

JustOneSmallOlive ur dumb

[@lorien544]

Just because you cant tolerate that stuff dies for ur food u think people are idiots for not having your opinion of not eating meat. Lol

[@chriswinter5765]

Next week, we ask a vegetarian to see if they can tell the difference between a stick of celery, and a cut of bacon made to look like celery.

[@0_Salohcin_0]

Peter Aremone IKR

[@Infirito_Ekra]

Dogs, really? They're just as trashy as hares, cats or squirrels, if you want good meat go for big animals like cows, horses/deer or bears . Haven't tried elephants or hippos, but I'd guess they taste real nice too.

[@DanSlotea]

Infirito panda cub eyelids

[@ernestopicazo189]

Infirito ostrich is delicious, deer, even horse

[@illiminatieoverlordgurglek140]

Infirito You've eaten bear? That's awesome. What does that taste like?

[@bando7567]

I used to love the veggie burgers at Hungry Jacks (the Australian version of Burger King). It was basically a whopper, but instead of meat it used a veggie patty that was pretty much the same as bubble & squeak. It didn't try to fool you into thinking it was meat, and it didn't taste like offal like Hungry Jack's burgers in the 90s did.

[@darthskarr8975]

There was one veggie burger I really liked and it was a Woolworths Cafe Shroom Burger. Two portobello mushrooms with cheese in the middle, crumbed and fried, with delicious garlic mayo with a side of crispy chip wedges. It was fantastic and they had it for years, but they removed it from the menu some time ago and replaced it with an asperges burger - which also disappeared from the menu not long after.

[@DoctorRevers]

Love the note at the end. “Viewers, please note: The Impossible burger was not as fresh as it should have been, having endured a 10 hour flight from Los Angeles (unrefridgerated)”

[@JonNelson90WBN]

are they going to make meat flavoured salad? only fair.

[@SteveHill68K]

What makes my salads awesome is all the bacon and cheese I put in them.

[@alexandersmurr-ferrer7713]

Steve Hill I put i lil bit a bacon, a lil bit of steak, and a touch of lamb chop on the side, then i put 1 sliced cherry tomato on top. best salad ever.

[@DylanLenn]

+Steve Hill +gandalf That is no salad. That's a heart-attack, corpse burger without a bun.

[@DickRiddick]

Dem corpsies sure taste good tho.

[@cypherusuh]

human is omnivore, we can't live a good life by eating only vegetables or only meat. you need veggy for vitamin and meat for protein

[@dablop1]

Living in L.A. and having tried both real burgers and the impossible burger, there is definitely a difference between them- the impossible burger, while it tastes similar to a burger, tastes as if someone figured out a way to describe the flavour of meat and described it to someone who has never eaten meat before, who then made the closest possible approximation. It definitely does not taste exactly like meat, but it's close. Even without the burger being 10-hours old, it would still be noticeable. Just a side note, although I prefer real meat, the flavour of the Impossible burger is actually quite nice in my opinion.

[@Keithjustkeithwastaken]

but what of texture and juiciness?

[@amawkvidaz2558]

2:31 guy in the back probably wanted to take a pic with Jeremy but overheard he ate veggies then hes like naah maybe later XD

[@0070Link]

Imagine all the processing that has to go into making plants look and tastes like beef.

[@castlehill6717]

Link 0070 Fermentation by genetically engineered yeast which produces heme (a subgroup of the iron rich hemoglobin)

[@0070Link]

Castlehill650 I thought people hated genetically engineered foods. Also for people that don’t like meat they sure do like things the look and taste like meat.

[@castlehill6717]

Link 0070 I agree with both points entirely. I am not a vegan and have never eaten an impossible anything. I personally have no real qualms with genetic engineering and the benefits of it. I just like knowing these things

[@bighands69]

@@castlehill6717 Humans have been eating meat for many thousands of years and have only been eating fake highly processed junk for a few seconds of time. What could possibly go wrong.

[@castlehill6717]

bighand69 I know right, famous last words.

[@vIMONST3RIv]

This is exactly how i expected clarkson to react lmao

[@albert7721]

Jezza Ramsay tells it like it is,but without the " The F Word " :-)

[@ltcuddles685]

You mean fuck?

[@techforever1970]

A Typical KZbinr It was a joke. Ramsay has a show called The F Word.

[@Ben_Mayall]

techforever1970 that show stopped ages ago, it was a good show though. It was cancelled, wonder why.

[@thesisko5645]

you picked a fossil as a joke?

[@LFish]

*Gordon Ramsay* would have used the F word a lot more!

[@GBLyrics]

Fine KZbin, I’ve clicked it, I give in. Three years of being recommended and I’m finally watching it

[@connormeechan5784]

😂😂😂”shit on sandpaper,don’t come crying too me”😂😂

[@thesarkive7746]

Oh shit this is new I was just browsing top gear stuff

[@LamboBen931993]

you have the longest user name I've ever seen lol

[@sireugenethunderfuck9229]

Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money I know a bill bur/allen pallin fan comrad when i see it...right on

[@ICONIC1PRO]

Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money forsenE

[@Nephirulez]

i'll fix it ForsenE

[@charliecoll1174]

Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your MoneyE

[@josephhearnden5156]

"Just go and eat seeds and shit on sandpaper" 😂 Clarkson really has some fiery memes 🔥🔥

[@whatsanarg8683]

I love the guy in the background who was like I’m gonna go up for a photo then was like nah maybe I shouldn’t

[@rpman4787]

Did you ever notice that carnivores never want their meat to resemble vegetables?🤔

[@rpman4787]

@FlyingMonkies325 thank you for your very important opinion.

[@bigperm2476]

You wouldnt make money from that veganism is big business now thats why all these meat substitutes are out now not for health reasons just for money simple as

[@sonyviva308]

I would like to thank KZbin for recommending me this video about 34 times on the Home page.

[@cactussmitho9875]

sonyviva308 you know there's an option that makes a video not appear anymore

[@lecorny007]

I saw the title, just knew the comments will be good.

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

xD

[@teej5619]

..... I hope you weren't disappointed 🤣👍

[@ssjEasterBunny]

Holy crap, that disclaimer at the end really is pretty disqualifying for the entire video

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

"It might have gone off."

[@piggypiggypig1746]

both cooked and prepared in that same restaurant. Disclaimer is BS

[@LegacyFTW]

It doesn’t make sense. How the fuck would the lady at the restaurant know which burger was which if he’s just eating it there after a 10 hour flight? What??

[@647oskar1]

@@LegacyFTW Maybe the restaurant had ordered it from LA. I don't know, it does sound like bullshit though

[@ScibbieGames]

The disclaimer sounds like complete BS

[@TheAmericanDane]

That was such a vegan comment at the end 🤣

[@a7G-82r]

Triggered editor

[@disastrousdwarf]

If any meat went through a ten hour unrefigerated flight it would probably be inedible to be fair. Really any food that is not fresh is going to taste worse than something made fresh. Though in the end no meat substitute will be able to fully replicate meat and I'd say it's better to find something new than to try and copy meat.

[@a7G-82r]

@@disastrousdwarf fresh hotdogs taste as bad as hot dogs unrefridgiraded on a 10 hour flight

[@guitubagrips9719]

@@a7G-82r hotdogs are lots of byproduct. You go ahead and leave chicken unrefrigerated for 10 hours then eat it wise ass

[@a7G-82r]

@@guitubagrips9719 so? Only proves that it depends on the products how it tastes after 10 hours unrefridagided

[@professormetal4411]

I like how after they didn't get the reaction they wanted they tell you it wasn't as fresh as it should've been. Not before the video, not while he was eating the meat burger, but only after it wasn't the result they wanted.

[@ironmike2010]

Bithor Gaming if they announced it before or while it would have given away the results

[@professormetal4411]

Fluffy Snow doggo No this was a demonstration to prove that the "Impossible Burger" tastes like beef, so when they're providing the information as to what is going down they should've specified that they didn't properly take care of the product before cooking it. Think of it like a science experiment you can't go make a baking soda volcano and tell students that the ingriedents they have in front of them is baking soda and vinegar, and ask them what they think will happen. And then it turns out the products were actually water and sodium, and say surprise you were all wrong, oh by the way those weren't the products I told you they were, because then you'd go from having a foamy eruption to literally an explosion. So by not giving us all the information before seeing the results, they're coming up with an excuse as to why it didn't work the way it was expected to, not hiding the result.

[@sad.._gurl8538]

When they edited the video they could have put the words in at anytime, it's not like while they were filming g they were like, oh no he doesn't like it, film this disclaimer

[@Kleo3392]

Let’s just say you’re right, and it’s impossible to make plants taste exactly the same as flesh. Is it justified to stab innocent sentient beings to death for a slightly different taste pleasure? No. Innocent lives are not dispensable for your taste pleasure.

[@professormetal4411]

Kleo3392 Yes, it absolutely is it's called the food chain, survival of the fittest, natural selection. The cattle, pigs, lamb, etc. were born where they are, raised, cared for and when their time was up we killed them so the population can go on living and enjoying all foods *as omnivores.* Also you should probably do some research on how we slaughter livestock, because it's not slow, or painful, it's very quick and over in an instant. Edit: which is much less savage than it would be if we were to let them fend for themselves and then be slaughtered by some wolves or coyotes. 2nd Edit: ALSO I never claimed it's not possible to make plants taste exactly like flesh, I simply pointed out they put in the disclaimer only after they did not get the result they wanted, which of course is, "Oh wow! They actually taste the same!" So don't put words in my mouth I never said.

[@williamterrill4384]

I just love that man his reaction golden you got me dying rolling over laughing

[@toxicwhitestraightmalebigo6091]

Love the notice at the end. Desperately trying to portray it in a good light.

[@AverageAlien]

@@derekakaderek Vegan anything is still inferior to meat gg

[@darjeelingoffthegourd]

@@derekakaderek cant exactly call it a fair trial if they claim the burger was flown for 10 hours unrefridgerated. like what is the point of that. sounds like they're chatting shit.

[@neontime8507]

Average Alien would you mind walking us through that logic? ‘Inferior’ how?

[@fastasfox]

I have been Vegetarian for 28 years and I`m not going back, but for the record I was not offended once by JC`s comments because as always I take what he says with a pinch of salt....this is entertainment folks (the last Bastian of free speech).

[@Mmyytt95]

fastasfox Good. You shouldn’t have been offended.

[@EzraDair]

fastasfox I bet you go back every day

[@kyokokirigiri100]

This

[@starry99]

I 100% agree with you, I’m vegetarian too but because I honesty hate the consistency and taste of chomping on meat. People who go vegetarian but still like meat are wack in my opinion.

[@samuelmason8370]

A pinch of salt. Like what I hope falls into your eyes. I just yelled at my dog for your bullshit.

[@mbjac]

Beef farmers 2018: consider me relaxed Beef farmers 2021:👀

[@Ved_Overclocked]

I'm honestly quite proud of the impossible Burger brand, it's not about eating healthier it's about reducing carbon footprint with killing animals.

[@disastrousdwarf]

I expect cloning meat to become far more prevalent in the next few decades.

[@canadahq6926]

I knew I wasn't going to be disappointed. Thanks Clarkson.

[@allylilith5605]

The by far easiest and best way to transform plants into meat is to feed them to animals.

[@musicnet200v]

I really appreciate​ Clarkson's honesty.

[@Great.Dane.]

Great! Now I crave a burger, a proper meat burger that is. :-)

[@Kingdoperks]

My father is a vegetarian he loves the Impossible Burger. They usually sell this at Burger King, Apple Bees and Other Dinners

[@alistairwalker2850]

Honestly this was made way better by the fact that they didn’t even know which was which, and had to ask the chef

[@flick.youtube]

same thing... can the reverse be possible? changing a patty into a salad? i dont think so

[@kentbolhano3049]

That's why we have Chicken salad in my country

[@brokenredbench96]

Y u getting offended

[@YamiKisara]

Except nobody wants to make patties into salads, people just have a patty with a salad. If someone decides to restrict their diet for whatever reason, they can't expect to indulge in everything an unrestricted diet offers. If someone decides to go on a low-carb diet they don't expect to stuff their faces with bread, but somehow vegans think they can have all the tastes of meat and other animal produce without the possible consequences. Look, if you really wanna make a change, buy directly from farmers and consume everything in moderation.

[@xMentalukx]

Ben Lee n u offended n y typ lik tard?

[@xMentalukx]

u r a tard

[@mfboom3055]

This has to be the first time ive heard someone use the word "budgerigar" in casual conversation lol

[@thepl8gued0ct0r8]

Derek aka Derek fucking brilliant

[@najeebladha4358]

@@derekakaderek roflmao😂

[@iplayeddsharpminor]

Whenever I hear the word this reminds me of the time my dad was asked to write a story about an escaped budgerigar for an English assignment at school... only he misread budgerigar when it actually said burglar. Needless to say he didn’t get a good score 🤣

[@C21H30O2]

Clarkson's smug smile... gotta love it

[@1982Nels]

I agree with him. My IBs are usually overcooked and they get really dry.

[@Raine-Cat]

Love the excuses they threw in at the end. XD

[@MausOfTheHouse]

I love how I got a mcdonalds ad on this video

[@wowdogememe1541]

I got a burger king add

[@nicklarge5304]

love the disclaimer at the end. its clearly is not impossible

[@marcypetty3375]

The impossible burger has hemoglobin in it. It has been tested. Last time I looked you can't get that from a plant. When the guy that invented it said you will crave it, that tells me there is baby in it. I looked up the only production plant that has an address, weird as in how can they provide so many burger places with these burgers from such a small building, but there is a abortion clinic across the street, a place that houses homeless next door and the other next door is a dog food plant. Sounds pretty perfect if you ask me.

[@guitargresurrect2117]

ok that's scary enough as it is. but do you have links to the address of that factory?

[@wolfgangamadeusmozart8772]

If we're not supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat.

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart I'm sure that tired joke would be funny if humans weren't also made of meat.

[@wolfgangamadeusmozart8772]

No animal eats one of it's own by nature.

[@oof8850]

not sure where you pulled that from. There are many animals that are cannibals.

[@EricLing64]

Cannibalism? Sure they do, just not particularly common. Sharks would be the most obvious example. Apparently hippos do it. Several insects and spiders and such eat their mates. If they have nothing else to eat I think mice and rats will resort to cannibalism. I think some make predators eat the young of others, or even their own.

[@oof8850]

Yeah I heard of Lions eating their cubs because of hunger. Nature is brutal

[@erronblack308]

Lol that last part. I got nothing against the impossible burger but seemed like this guy was really trying to come up with things to say so it sounds good.

[@varun_j]

Damn that burger looks juicy af. I'm glad the video showed it a lot.

[@elevatorfilmersg]

They should get him to try the second version

[@Ahmed-vd3dd]

if you believe or not these 3 mins is better than the new season of topsh**

[@oscarcarr7985]

ftirich ahmed the grand tour hasn't been that great either.

[@jim191185]

Oh god, the new Top Gear is painful to watch. Shittest hosts ever.

[@Ahmed-vd3dd]

@John Smith yes man but the chemistry between the three still there

[@oscarcarr7985]

ftirich ahmed yeah but it feels staged. I know it always is but it's even more obvious now.

[@fishandham1]

" it feels staged." thats because it is

[@d4n6]

@Rob Flynn - The point is simply to provide an alternative/substitute to meat, of which there are numerous reasons for doing so. Quorn is a high protein low fat alternative to meat, and for this reason I know people who consume meat who also consume Quorn. Quorn is only one of a number of different alternatives though. The general consensus is that Quorn is a bland product and subpar in comparison to meat, but as someone who has only ever been vegetarian I have no experience of consuming meat to compare with. I am satisfied with it more than most meat eaters would probably be for that exact reason... I am not comparing it to something else, I am taking it for what it is. Some Quorn products such as slices are flavoured but the majority of Quorn I consume in main meals such as chunks and mince don't really taste of anything, and with these products I find my food tastes great because of the accompaniment of flavourings and spices. If I just had a bowl of quorn with nothing else I'd be pretty bored pretty fast.

[@oof8850]

Quorn is highly processed though. If you became vegetarian for the health benefits, you'd be better off eating real meat than Quorn

[@DylanLenn]

+GlitterBuzz Better off eating real meat than quorn products? Somehow you think a combination of soy, wheat, potatoes, onions, garlic, other natural flavors, spices, and herbs are more unhealthy than corpses? One meta-analysis for example found that vegans have 15% less total cancer. This is following a standard vegan diet that includes processed and heavily refined foods so it is hard to see what effects a whole food vegan diet would have on cancer levels. But it is clear that reducing exposure to preservatives and toxins in general are good for preventing cancer. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26853923

[@dudeskidude8376]

Dylan Lenn Dam you are a machine! I'm commenting on people's idiotic comments too, but dam you are everywhere haha!

[@fnulnu6]

According to a scientific study, eating meat will instantly give you cancer, heart disease and diabetes. Not only that, a split second later, you will be obese. Veganism also extends our lifetime by a few millennia. It is impossible to be healthy with a diet consisting of meat as it will shorten your life span by 50% as all meat is processed with added sugar, trans-fat etc. Processed meat is the only form of meat. The only reason healthy meat-eaters exist is that they don't as while they look healthy they are actually rotting away on the inside. Anybody who has lived long and ate meat was just because they were lucky and got beneficial vegan genes, the only thing keeping them alive, just like that smoking 90-year-old grandma we all have seen before.

[@theravedaddy]

If you become 100% vegetarian you will die from cancer caused by all the toxic colouring used in your tie-dye smocks and fishermans pants....

[@Raixor]

"Beef farmers of the world...RRRRRELAX." cracked me up.

[@mrbroke7986]

"Oh no anyway"

[@mr786romaan]

He's a legend!

[@darkraft1020]

Legends don't eat burgers with a knife and fork...

[@dingdong5737]

Yeah 'cause he ain't a legend,but a myth!

[@TheDelbertB]

djdk kam because he is doing a tasting, he is not eating.

[@mulligatawnysoup9281]

He´s a bit of a dick, actually.

[@michaelmcboomboom7473]

ampoules1 shut up it happens in the wild and you don’t complain

[@itzhen7032]

Nothing can replace meat, NOTHING

[@schmidcl77]

It’s 2021 and beef farmers should start to cry 🤗

[@Metal-Possum]

I wish more vegetablists would show us unique and creative dishes that actually sell others on the idea of a plant based diet.

[@vinigarr801]

"Viewers please note that this wasn't the outcome we had hoped for..."

[@coryman125]

I had something called a Beyond Burger a few years back (and I forgot to put any condiments on it, which didn't help). It was a touch dry compared to a normal patty, which should range from juicy to greasy, and it didn't QUITE taste like beef, but it really wasn't that noticeable unless you were doing a proper taste test. Honestly there's a bigger difference between, say, A&W burgers and Burger King burgers than there are between a beef burger and a beyond burger from the same restaurant. I haven't tried the one in this video, but I imagine it's not much different really

[@Drikkerbadevand]

Yeah. I havent tasted one but I'm sure if it's been a while since you had a beef burger and the taste isnt fresh in your mind to use as a reference, you could be handed one of these and if you werent told, you'd probably never think twice about it. And even if it was a bit different, you'd just assume it was of a different quality, older, seasoned different etc

[@danielwickham3439]

I don't know if I should be commenting this but that comment at the end go and eat seeds and sit on a perch and poop on sandpaper made me laugh

[@michaelpoly4868]

Thats Electric Dinner at Notting Hill😁 I love the eggs benedict there,and the cocktails are on point too

[@vonklinkenhoffn1]

I knew it had to be this place! It looked so familiar, it was bugging me. Glad to see it confirmed. We were there for a burger a few years back, nice place :)

[@allways28]

my mum tried to fool me once with veg mince chilli con carne when i was a kid. she done goofed

[@quas-r]

To quote him: "This is brilliant, but I like this."

[@maxenshnib9030]

Lol that note at the end reeks of desperation 🤣

[@michaelskasick1560]

Good on Jezza, a man notorious for being stubborn and set in his ways, for trying something new!

[@cunkmusic8748]

Imagine asking a butcher if they do steaks shaped like peas....

[@NymbusCumulo928]

"Right, this isn't a burger"

[@masnymaciej3049]

This note at the end. My dad made some burgers from beef that i forgot to put in the fridge and they tasted good

[@spartan1010101]

I was hoping he’d say “this is brilliant...but I like this.”

[@nazirkhalifa5377]

As long as the cow is vegetarian, thats good enough for me😃😄😍🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

[@danietkissenle]

I just look at meat as biologically processed plant matter

[@vincentkipp6599]

@@danietkissenle vegetarian by proxy

[@ComicGladiator]

Anon Non "knock knock." Human "Who's there?" Anon Non "The wholesale slaughter of animals by the industrialized murderers of the meat industry!"

[@EnzoTheBaker]

This was from 2017. They have since improved the taste a lot. See other KZbin videos where many taste-testers cannot tell the difference anymore

[@toddlee-millstein9550]

EnzoTheBaker I know. this video is so dumb

[@jsmith7843]

Soylent drinking sub males

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

They taste different but the veggie one does taste good. It’s the texture they can’t seem to nail

[@askforgreg1216]

I like how no one is really impressed he's there lmao

[@AlexanderMatrix11111]

They look like they dont belong in the uk and only watch pakistani tv at home thats why.

[@MrRedeyedJedi]

If you want to eat like a budgerigar, then so be it, lol that was brilliant

[@bravojr]

The fact that the cheff can tell it's not meat is also a sign they still havn't "got it".

[@0326Hambone]

I like how Clarkson is ashamed or try to hide the fact that he's a smoker. Many celebrities hide this, because of the health or social stigmas. This man knows he enjoys a smoke, and doesn't care.

[@spookylemon4947]

He’s since given up

[@jakubkrcma]

Jeremy - comedy gold as usual. :-) Love that guy. (been a vegan for 24 years)

[@bullittcrazy]

Like Jeremy said, unless they have some commercial reason, naw bru! They aren’t trying to satisfy the vegetarians/vegans but turning the meat eaters. Not anytime soon!

[@iRaps1]

Yeah, how bad of people to try and both treat animals in a nice way as well as save our environment. How terrible of them!!

[@bullittcrazy]

Didn’t say it made sense, but you could also look at all the obese people in America and cut their eating in half. You’d be feeding twice as many people and everybody would be healthier. Maybe come up for a solution for that?!

[@neontime8507]

Get out of your own head. It’s not a place for reasonable people

[@slippinjimmy5683]

Sometimes Jeremy's tastebuds amaze even himself.

[@jango8472]

So we're definitely not there yet. I do hope that someday we reach that point though

[@alexkey9372]

lol yeah "not as fresh" we know the tricks

[@oorat]

That got me too, if there is only a short window where it tastes EXACTLY like meat they may need to keep working on this.

[@babbisp1]

@@oorat You typically leave your food out for hours before eating it? "Waffles dont taste as good after 10 hours, so we should reinvent waffles." Great logic.

[@neontime8507]

oorat how is ten hours a short window? News flash: you shouldn’t eat any burger that’s been left out for that long anyway, it won’t taste as it should

[@elisabeth4912]

@@babbisp1 Well then it was obviously the restaurants or the shipments fault. Also, it kind of sounded like backpeddeling to me

[@lorgrenbenirus]

Here's a short story about one of my vegetarian friend. She was travelling in Finland at one point and one evening I receive a call from her and she asks "Hey you understand finnish language?". I said yes I do and so she says "I was pretty hungry and wanted to get something to eat and there was this shop selling some very nice looking pies. I didn't understand what the sign said but I bought one and am eating it right now and, I honestly will say this, I have never ever eaten anything this good before! Taste is absolutely incredible but I cannot quite place the flavor and I don't know what the sign said, what does "lihapiirakka" mean?" So I told her, "Well, you as a life-long vegetarian will be pleased to know that this pie, which you so much like and which tastes absolutely incredible is a meat pie, that's what that word means". There was a long moment of silence, followed by ".. well, it tastes so good, so I will not waste food and will eat it!" Note that I am not a vegetarian myself, although there's one point which needs to be cleared for vegetarians about non-vegetarians, because they don't seem to get it otherwise - we do NOT eat just and only meat. We are not carnivores as such, but by definition omnivores. Meaning that we eat all, this includes plants and meat. I do like a piece of good steak, who doesn't? But I don't munch on it alone, I have some fries or fried potatoes with it which, by the way, are "plants". I may have some salad on the side which is made also from plants. I add some sauce on it or on the side and all of those sauces are made pretty much from plants. Every now and then I may just eat some salad as a light snack and have no meat in it at all. Point is, we the "meat eaters" don't eat only meat, we eat "plants" too, difference is we're not faking who we are and are not trying to "lure" and "cheat" others into "our way". We accept that you have different taste and are fine with it, so please be polite and return the courtesy. Only reason a vegetarian can get some angry responses from non-vegetarian is because they're trying "forcefully" to recruit someone into their "religion".

[@evilwatermelon99]

They never talk about the price when these get brought up

[@brb323]

It still should be ok after that flight, if it was different due to not being refrigeration then that can’t be an excuse. There are plenty ways of transporting food below 5 degs without the need for refrigeration.

[@codynewcomb3819]

XD I love that they defend the veg burger by giving the circumstances of its arrival to LA. If it sucks it sucks that's the end of it

[@davidblarstron767]

2:35 Holy F Jeremy carlson is in here. Nether mind they are filming ill just act like im walking my hands....

[@JustGeorgeGG]

😂😂😂😂😂