Jeremy Clarkson tries the meat-free "Impossible burger"

[@rajend8]

great camera work here, I really enjoyed not being able to see the burger

[@ktolwal]

well i guess that was the whole point, maybe jeremy liked the veg burger and didnt like the meat one, but they wouldnt wanna show him in bad light

[@12345questions]

Imagine seeing a hamburger. There ya go.

[@ktolwal]

@The Two Fingered Brute u'll get the middle finger from every1 for ur comment

[@ktolwal]

@The Two Fingered Brute im not here for grammar or spelling lessons, buttwipe

[@ktolwal]

@The Two Fingered Brute But i'm still giving u the middle finger, coz i dont need to pass or fail to do that

[@Meadjuice]

I judge how old a top gear episode is by the degree in which jeremy clarkson resembles a potato

[@enragedmoosemedia]

This is funnier said in his own voice.

[@verothacamaro]

Bald potato vs. sprouted potato

[@aaronburr4558]

Mead Juice don’t diss the God, you megamind head ass

[@theyoutubeguy1]

I do it by his hair style

[@fpsdovah2572]

When they stay in the cupboard a bit to long and go all wrinkled and sprouted.

[@MrLinuxify]

"my taste buds have been shot for 45 years of smoking" "this taste like a burger"

[@lpsp442]

Jeremy Clarkson's tongue may lack in sensory nerve endings, but it has abundance of *soul*

[@Ramu6A]

LP SP this is a superb comment, well done

[@lpsp442]

Thank you, thank you

[@aaronjoyce9569]

Thanks for repeating exactly what he said -_-

[@dextermorgan750]

Apollo Nein even though his taste buds are shot with decades of smoking, he could still clearly identify the difference between the two burgers. That is saying something!

[@p_mishev]

"My taste buds have been shot from 45 years of smoking" -Jeremy Clarkson, 57 If someone doesn't get it: he is smoking from the age of 12

[@Kevin-ch1xj]

Wait I don't get it 45+57 doesn't equal 12.

[@Lubin-md4ml]

@@Kevin-ch1xj you take 57-45=12, you idiot, lol.

[@cantsolvesudokus]

BR Marin jokes on you, 12 divided by 45 doesn’t equal to 57

[@Kevin-ch1xj]

@@Lubin-md4ml r/woooosh

[@Lubin-md4ml]

@@cantsolvesudokus what you talking about? why would you take 12 divided by 45?

[@LeviJohansen]

They should make a carrot out of meat

[@Magyar_Huszar]

by keeping those damned soya farmers from slaughtering those innocent plants

[@pyramusk3264]

Cows, sheeps etc are supposed to be slaughtered. They live for our pleasure. Suck on that, hippie!!!

[@PatrickMcAsey]

Pyramus K Typical idiot comment. What does 'supposed' mean? Supposed by who? Supposed by you, presumably. Can you tell me why cats and dogs are presumably not 'supposed to be slaughtered'? Or is it only the creatures that you in your wisdom choose? Animals are our fellow inhabitants of this planet, whom we should treat with love and respect. But of course it takes a minimal amount of intelligence and empathy; minimal but far more than you are ever likely to have. In fact, if the height of your reasoning is who or what lives for your 'pleasure' then there is no hope that you would ever have even a glimmering of understanding of such concepts as the pain and fear suffered by others, let alone 'intelligence' and 'empathy'.

[@Magyar_Huszar]

Patrick McAsey plants are our fellow inhabitants of this planet, whom we should treat with love and respect. But of course it takes a minimal amount of intelligence and ampathy; minimal but far more than you are ever likely to have. Etc, etc I get a lot of reasons to be a vegetarian but being one cuz of the poor animals is just a dumb reason BTW our livestock is actually made to die and get eaten by us Just like our plants and all other living things we eat we bred them to be like this Also the average dog suffers more than the average pig/cow cuz of our breeding why don't you protest against dog owners? Cuz you don't see them suffer Next time you call a comment idiotic think before you comment

[@PatrickMcAsey]

Magyar Huszar A plant isn't an 'inhabitant'. An inhabitant is a person or animal that lives in or occupies a place, and a plant is neither a person nor an animal - or didn't you realise this? You seem to have a problem distinguishing between animals and plants. Don't worry! Just look below. Furthermore, the word is 'empathy' and not 'ampathy' as you have it. I think your misspelling of this word shows how familiar you are with empathy, doesn't it? And, by the way, while on the topic of writing, you should learn how to punctuate. You will find that it will make what you write much easier to read. Surely, you learnt how to punctuate at school? 1. In case you hadn't noticed it, plants are not sentient beings. They are alive, but they have no consciousness or central nervous system. Strange, isn't it, how meat eaters, who couldn't give a damn about animal suffering, suddenly become aware that 'plants have feelings'? And if this nonsense were true then it would be an even stronger argument not to eat animals. The animal food industry consumes vast amounts of plant food. If everyone ate plant food then vastly fewer plants would be eaten. 2. I am just as concerned about the trade in pets as I am about the way we treat animals that are eaten, and indeed about the shameful way we treat all animals, be they 'farm animals', pets or any kind of animal life. Have you watched 'Earthlings'? You should. It begins with the pet industry. The majority of people who eat meat could never slaughter an animal themselves - many can't even bear to watch videos of animals in slaughterhouses - and yet they are OK with others doing the slaughtering for them. I call this hypocrisy. You know as well as I do that animal slaughter is a filthy, cruel business, that no civilised person should have anything to do with it, and that the vast animal slaughter puts us to shame as a species. I believe that one day, when we have become a rather more humane species than we are, it will be illegal to kill any animal, but that will be far far into the future. Just as slavery took a long time to be made illegal (but is still with us in all but name), so will animal slaughter,

[@sanghoonlee5171]

Jeremy ages 3 years every year.

[@memes3874]

because he smokes 80 a day

[@theravedaddy]

Hes the same age as me but in the last 5 years he made me look 15 years younger....and 5 stone lighter. He wins on bank balances tho. :(

[@flumpaustin1994]

Because he eats too much red meat.

[@MichaelSHartman]

Memes If he smokes 80 cigarettes a day and can tell the difference, the vegetarian (genetically modified yeast) burger doesn't taste like meat at all.

[@FrantiC119]

Well I assume he sleeps at some point and that means one every 5 minutes. I think that might be a slight exaggeration, but you can tell that it's effecting his health unfortunately. He's a little slower than he maybe should be for his age. Occasionally on TGT I'll see this slackjawed look he gives that my grandma who had COPD had.

[@CrazyInWeston]

Thank you for captioning the video. As a deaf person I wish more people did this. So again thank you.

[@russellcoight1718]

CrazyInWeston you do realise you can turn captions on for any video don't you? Literally any video that has talking in it has an option to be translated

[@CrazyInWeston]

@@russellcoight1718 the KZbin auto captions are awful and are like 30% correct if that which makes it useless. Plus there are vids even without that.

[@KrisVic91]

@@russellcoight1718 dont be so certain about stuff.

[@russellcoight1718]

Kris Vickers it's a fact.. should I not be certain that 2+2=4?

[@KrisVic91]

@@russellcoight1718 you were assuming they were perfect captions.

[@milessanchez7926]

“Hammond. Hammond! Look at this burger I got for 20 quid!”

[@billylauwda9178]

Tonoight on bottom gear

[@Mei0naise]

I know this is r/woooosh but it’s funny how the burger is nearly as expensive as 20 quid here in the uk lol

[@МихаилПенев-ф6с]

Bottom gear 4 dropped, boys

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

"gon crashed it int james car mate"

[@NoFlu]

@@THENAMEISQUICKMAN erry naise

[@TomatrontheOne]

Jeremy Clarkson: Kitchen Nightmares. I would totally watch this.

[@aw-tismo1676]

I mean he was on the F word at some point so he's half way there

[@Seethenhagen]

Tonight on Top Chef, I try on a hat, hammond gets stuck in a salt shaker, and James peels potatoes for four hours straight

[@paraskevaspapantonakis]

@@Seethenhagen some say he is not James may then he is called captain slow 😂🤣

[@Shaymin0]

He would fix the kitchen that needs to be cleaned by ramming a tank into the building and driving right through.

[@Riolupai]

@@Seethenhagen shut up jams

[@ysituation]

‘Go and eat seeds’ 😂😂😂

[@mikkelfeldtmann8934]

Michael Boyce what a silly comeback.

[@kristijan933]

Michael Boyce dumb vegi fuk

[@jeremymanuel8136]

Michael Boyce a vegan wanting a human to die but would sacrifice his life for a cow lol fucktards

[@hastingsdirect7300]

@@mrmjb1960 get a sense of humour

[@hastingsdirect7300]

@Farina Marcina was I talking to you? No piss off then. Twat

[@dfhellraiser4td]

I've tried an impossible burger. They definitely do not taste like beef. It wasn't bad by any means but no where close to being an unmistakable substitute.

[@pauldroop]

But I am sure that is why it tasted different to you

[@caius9971]

@dion one What he meant was if they cut the footage and gave the same answer as he did, then people could say they faked it since the important bit about which is which is missing

[@Syko1985]

Guess we will just keep slaughtering unnecessary amounts of livestock then until it suits your taste buds sir.

[@dfhellraiser4td]

@@Syko1985 thanks, I planned on it!

[@Andrew-it7fb]

@@Syko1985 if you're against meat, then why try to fake it? We've been trying to cut back on the meat we eat, but we do it by either just eating smaller portions of meat or cooking vegetarian.

[@Mike504]

I'm waiting for someone to make vegetables out of meat.

[@almac9203]

It is called a marrot.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

Wouldn't that be a cow with disabilities?

[@kevlargu8483]

British Wrath this is hilarious

[@umar_mughal.3861]

maybe the cow dung cakes.. Supposedly,if we use them as fuel to cook vegetables.

[@benjaminturner286]

Arby's actually did, and it's really fucking gross

[@johnscarloshowC172]

The guy filming is Nick Mason. Drummer for Pink Floyd. They’re long friends

[@bleedinggumsroberts3579]

Really? Thats bad ass.

[@sadman5916]

Wait seriously???

[@johnscarloshowC172]

bleedinggums roberts yeah there’s videos of them just prancing about. It’s pretty entertaining. Nick is a huge car guy.

[@heathroi]

no it says who it is in the video, a guy from the Sunday Times.

[@johnscarloshowC172]

Heath Newland I was waiting for someone to catch on

[@chriswinter5765]

Next week, we ask a vegetarian to see if they can tell the difference between a stick of celery, and a cut of bacon made to look like celery.

[@0_Salohcin_0]

Peter Aremone IKR

[@Infirito_Ekra]

Dogs, really? They're just as trashy as hares, cats or squirrels, if you want good meat go for big animals like cows, horses/deer or bears . Haven't tried elephants or hippos, but I'd guess they taste real nice too.

[@DanSlotea]

Infirito panda cub eyelids

[@ernestopicazo189]

Infirito ostrich is delicious, deer, even horse

[@illiminatieoverlordgurglek140]

Infirito You've eaten bear? That's awesome. What does that taste like?

[@StungoBungo]

"The impossible burger was not fresh... ... endured a 10 hour flight from los angeles unrefrigerated". The title of this video should be "giving jeremy clarkson food poisoning"

[@thepax6390]

"...we left it on purpose in the sun and smeared some dirt on it too..."

[@christopherstein2024]

Well it's not food poisoning because it's not meat.

[@ninetailsgaming2919]

@@christopherstein2024 I mean food poisoning can come from anything.

[@legendflames3827]

@@ninetailsgaming2919 plants really plants for god sake

[@christopherstein2024]

@@ninetailsgaming2919 Yes but animal products go bad wayy faster

[@Maria-xg9ud]

"go and eat seeds, sit on a perch and s**t on sandpaper" 😂😂

[@Prevordan]

He's hilarious, you're an idiot.

[@mrmjb1960]

Pamela Anderson thinks He's a Blithering Idiot!

[@billysastard117]

Michael Boyce oh the irony.

[@kristijan933]

JustOneSmallOlive ur dumb

[@lorien544]

Just because you cant tolerate that stuff dies for ur food u think people are idiots for not having your opinion of not eating meat. Lol

[@dablop1]

Living in L.A. and having tried both real burgers and the impossible burger, there is definitely a difference between them- the impossible burger, while it tastes similar to a burger, tastes as if someone figured out a way to describe the flavour of meat and described it to someone who has never eaten meat before, who then made the closest possible approximation. It definitely does not taste exactly like meat, but it's close. Even without the burger being 10-hours old, it would still be noticeable. Just a side note, although I prefer real meat, the flavour of the Impossible burger is actually quite nice in my opinion.

[@Jellymiqo]

but what of texture and juiciness?

[@larrynelson4909]

Juicey but the texture is off and I'm not sure what kind of beef Buddy's eating but it doesn't taste like beef it's really kind of tasteless you only taste what ever you put on it​@@Jellymiqo

[@Randommmmm204]

Some veggie burgers taste pretty good, but none of them actually taste like meat.

[@UncleBoogieRF]

I'm a meat eater. If we weren't supposed to eat meat, why does it taste so damn good? On saying that I LOVE a good veggieburger. None of this fake meat shit pretend crap, but a proper veggieburger. When done correctly they're freakin' awesome without pretending to be a slice of dead cow. Dammit, now I want a good veggieburger.

[@Randommmmm204]

Uncle Bonedwarf Well... that argument isn't really good. The most unhealthy stuff taste the best. And Cyanide (a substance that can kill a human if ingested in fairly small doses) tastes really sweet. Like sugar. But I agree with you.

[@princefancybum4605]

+Uncle Bonedwarf if meat tastes so good why do you season it with plants

[@cannack]

because its culinary, beef tastes fine without spices but better with it and synthetic flavors exists such as MSG

[@AusExplorer]

Salt isn't a plant.

[@bando7567]

I used to love the veggie burgers at Hungry Jacks (the Australian version of Burger King). It was basically a whopper, but instead of meat it used a veggie patty that was pretty much the same as bubble & squeak. It didn't try to fool you into thinking it was meat, and it didn't taste like offal like Hungry Jack's burgers in the 90s did.

[@darthskarr8975]

There was one veggie burger I really liked and it was a Woolworths Cafe Shroom Burger. Two portobello mushrooms with cheese in the middle, crumbed and fried, with delicious garlic mayo with a side of crispy chip wedges. It was fantastic and they had it for years, but they removed it from the menu some time ago and replaced it with an asperges burger - which also disappeared from the menu not long after.

[@collecttcg1122]

"Viewers, please note: This message was written by a vegetarian" (watch ending of the video lol)

[@anomaly9508]

Do I care that you sit on a field eating grass? No

[@jalalslava]

@@galaxspace1 They actually don't look identical. I prefer impossilbe burgers because it is better for the enviornemt but you definely can tell the difference just by looking. They do also taste differnt. The impossilbe burger does taste kind of meaty but still has a unique taste.

[@Nick-GR]

@@jalalslava Why they are better for the environment?

[@jalalslava]

Nick The production of meat is one of the greatest causes of greenhouse emissions.

[@darkstonefire]

Jalal Slava but it got flown half way round the world, defeating the point

[@vIMONST3RIv]

This is exactly how i expected clarkson to react lmao

[@GBLyrics]

Fine KZbin, I’ve clicked it, I give in. Three years of being recommended and I’m finally watching it

[@DoctorRevers]

Love the note at the end. “Viewers, please note: The Impossible burger was not as fresh as it should have been, having endured a 10 hour flight from Los Angeles (unrefridgerated)”

[@amawkvidaz2558]

2:31 guy in the back probably wanted to take a pic with Jeremy but overheard he ate veggies then hes like naah maybe later XD

[@sonyviva308]

I would like to thank KZbin for recommending me this video about 34 times on the Home page.

[@cactussmitho9875]

sonyviva308 you know there's an option that makes a video not appear anymore

[@josephhearnden5156]

"Just go and eat seeds and shit on sandpaper" 😂 Clarkson really has some fiery memes 🔥🔥

[@RayRayIsCoolio]

they bleeped out the word "poop"

[@willtownend7190]

He would have said shit

[@channel_marker]

he said "crap"

[@annother3350]

@@channel_marker They bleepd the word 'crap'!

[@profortnitestreamer8894]

3:00

[@priesty.]

It said poop because we would know that the bleeped out word was shit or crap.

[@albert7721]

Jezza Ramsay tells it like it is,but without the " The F Word " :-)

[@ltcuddles685]

You mean fuck?

[@techforever1970]

A Typical KZbinr It was a joke. Ramsay has a show called The F Word.

[@Ben_Mayall]

techforever1970 that show stopped ages ago, it was a good show though. It was cancelled, wonder why.

[@thesisko5645]

you picked a fossil as a joke?

[@LFish]

*Gordon Ramsay* would have used the F word a lot more!

[@JonNelson90WBN]

are they going to make meat flavoured salad? only fair.

[@SteveHill68K]

What makes my salads awesome is all the bacon and cheese I put in them.

[@alexandersmurr-ferrer7713]

Steve Hill I put i lil bit a bacon, a lil bit of steak, and a touch of lamb chop on the side, then i put 1 sliced cherry tomato on top. best salad ever.

[@DylanLenn]

+Steve Hill +gandalf That is no salad. That's a heart-attack, corpse burger without a bun.

[@DickRiddick]

Dem corpsies sure taste good tho.

[@cypherusuh]

human is omnivore, we can't live a good life by eating only vegetables or only meat. you need veggy for vitamin and meat for protein

[@lecorny007]

I saw the title, just knew the comments will be good.

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

xD

[@teej5619]

..... I hope you weren't disappointed 🤣👍

[@toxicwhitestraightmalebigo6091]

Love the notice at the end. Desperately trying to portray it in a good light.

[@AverageAlien]

@@derekakaderek Vegan anything is still inferior to meat gg

[@darjeelingoffthegourd]

@@derekakaderek cant exactly call it a fair trial if they claim the burger was flown for 10 hours unrefridgerated. like what is the point of that. sounds like they're chatting shit.

[@neontime8507]

Average Alien would you mind walking us through that logic? ‘Inferior’ how?

[@wolfgangamadeusmozart8772]

If we're not supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat.

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart I'm sure that tired joke would be funny if humans weren't also made of meat.

[@wolfgangamadeusmozart8772]

No animal eats one of it's own by nature.

[@oof8850]

not sure where you pulled that from. There are many animals that are cannibals.

[@EricLing64]

Cannibalism? Sure they do, just not particularly common. Sharks would be the most obvious example. Apparently hippos do it. Several insects and spiders and such eat their mates. If they have nothing else to eat I think mice and rats will resort to cannibalism. I think some make predators eat the young of others, or even their own.

[@oof8850]

Yeah I heard of Lions eating their cubs because of hunger. Nature is brutal

[@ssjEasterBunny]

Holy crap, that disclaimer at the end really is pretty disqualifying for the entire video

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

"It might have gone off."

[@piggypiggypig1746]

both cooked and prepared in that same restaurant. Disclaimer is BS

[@LegacyFTW]

It doesn’t make sense. How the fuck would the lady at the restaurant know which burger was which if he’s just eating it there after a 10 hour flight? What??

[@647oskar1]

@@LegacyFTW Maybe the restaurant had ordered it from LA. I don't know, it does sound like bullshit though

[@ScibbieGames]

The disclaimer sounds like complete BS

[@rpman4787]

Did you ever notice that carnivores never want their meat to resemble vegetables?🤔

[@rpman4787]

@FlyingMonkies325 thank you for your very important opinion.

[@bigperm2476]

You wouldnt make money from that veganism is big business now thats why all these meat substitutes are out now not for health reasons just for money simple as

[@TiredItalian]

All I read in the final disclosure is: "we fed a stanch carnivore a rancid plant burger and he didn't like it"

[@connormeechan5784]

😂😂😂”shit on sandpaper,don’t come crying too me”😂😂

[@d4n6]

@Rob Flynn - The point is simply to provide an alternative/substitute to meat, of which there are numerous reasons for doing so. Quorn is a high protein low fat alternative to meat, and for this reason I know people who consume meat who also consume Quorn. Quorn is only one of a number of different alternatives though. The general consensus is that Quorn is a bland product and subpar in comparison to meat, but as someone who has only ever been vegetarian I have no experience of consuming meat to compare with. I am satisfied with it more than most meat eaters would probably be for that exact reason... I am not comparing it to something else, I am taking it for what it is. Some Quorn products such as slices are flavoured but the majority of Quorn I consume in main meals such as chunks and mince don't really taste of anything, and with these products I find my food tastes great because of the accompaniment of flavourings and spices. If I just had a bowl of quorn with nothing else I'd be pretty bored pretty fast.

[@oof8850]

Quorn is highly processed though. If you became vegetarian for the health benefits, you'd be better off eating real meat than Quorn

[@DylanLenn]

+GlitterBuzz Better off eating real meat than quorn products? Somehow you think a combination of soy, wheat, potatoes, onions, garlic, other natural flavors, spices, and herbs are more unhealthy than corpses? One meta-analysis for example found that vegans have 15% less total cancer. This is following a standard vegan diet that includes processed and heavily refined foods so it is hard to see what effects a whole food vegan diet would have on cancer levels. But it is clear that reducing exposure to preservatives and toxins in general are good for preventing cancer. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26853923

[@dudeskidude8376]

Dylan Lenn Dam you are a machine! I'm commenting on people's idiotic comments too, but dam you are everywhere haha!

[@fnulnu6]

According to a scientific study, eating meat will instantly give you cancer, heart disease and diabetes. Not only that, a split second later, you will be obese. Veganism also extends our lifetime by a few millennia. It is impossible to be healthy with a diet consisting of meat as it will shorten your life span by 50% as all meat is processed with added sugar, trans-fat etc. Processed meat is the only form of meat. The only reason healthy meat-eaters exist is that they don't as while they look healthy they are actually rotting away on the inside. Anybody who has lived long and ate meat was just because they were lucky and got beneficial vegan genes, the only thing keeping them alive, just like that smoking 90-year-old grandma we all have seen before.

[@theravedaddy]

If you become 100% vegetarian you will die from cancer caused by all the toxic colouring used in your tie-dye smocks and fishermans pants....

[@MausOfTheHouse]

I love how I got a mcdonalds ad on this video

[@wowdogememe1541]

I got a burger king add

[@0326Hambone]

I like how Clarkson is ashamed or try to hide the fact that he's a smoker. Many celebrities hide this, because of the health or social stigmas. This man knows he enjoys a smoke, and doesn't care.

[@spookylemon4947]

He’s since given up

[@thesarkive7746]

Oh shit this is new I was just browsing top gear stuff

[@LamboBen931993]

you have the longest user name I've ever seen lol

[@sireugenethunderfuck9229]

Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money I know a bill bur/allen pallin fan comrad when i see it...right on

[@ICONIC1PRO]

Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money forsenE

[@Nephirulez]

i'll fix it ForsenE

[@charliecoll1174]

Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your MoneyE

[@TheAmericanDane]

That was such a vegan comment at the end 🤣

[@Meloen83]

Triggered editor

[@disastrousdwarf]

If any meat went through a ten hour unrefigerated flight it would probably be inedible to be fair. Really any food that is not fresh is going to taste worse than something made fresh. Though in the end no meat substitute will be able to fully replicate meat and I'd say it's better to find something new than to try and copy meat.

[@Meloen83]

@@disastrousdwarf fresh hotdogs taste as bad as hot dogs unrefridgiraded on a 10 hour flight

[@guitubagrips9719]

@@Meloen83 hotdogs are lots of byproduct. You go ahead and leave chicken unrefrigerated for 10 hours then eat it wise ass

[@Meloen83]

@@guitubagrips9719 so? Only proves that it depends on the products how it tastes after 10 hours unrefridagided

[@Great.Dane.]

Great! Now I crave a burger, a proper meat burger that is. :-)

[@stevenvitali7404]

There's no need to eat meat and dairy any more, can get all the nutrition from plant based and tastes just as good

[@Ved_Overclocked]

To be honest I am kind of proud to have a future like that. But the only problem is that it would take adjusting to realize that your favorite meals are now altered in a way that you don't know.

[@mr786romaan]

He's a legend!

[@darkraft1020]

Legends don't eat burgers with a knife and fork...

[@dingdong5737]

Yeah 'cause he ain't a legend,but a myth!

[@TheDelbertB]

djdk kam because he is doing a tasting, he is not eating.

[@mulligatawnysoup9281]

He´s a bit of a dick, actually.

[@michaelmcboomboom7473]

ampoules1 shut up it happens in the wild and you don’t complain

[@Raine-Cat]

Love the excuses they threw in at the end. XD

[@mfboom3055]

This has to be the first time ive heard someone use the word "budgerigar" in casual conversation lol

[@thepl8gued0ct0r8]

Derek aka Derek fucking brilliant

[@najeebladha4358]

@@derekakaderek roflmao😂

[@iplayeddsharpminor]

Whenever I hear the word this reminds me of the time my dad was asked to write a story about an escaped budgerigar for an English assignment at school... only he misread budgerigar when it actually said burglar. Needless to say he didn’t get a good score 🤣

[@alistairwalker2850]

Honestly this was made way better by the fact that they didn’t even know which was which, and had to ask the chef

[@0070Link]

Imagine all the processing that has to go into making plants look and tastes like beef.

[@castlehill6717]

Link 0070 Fermentation by genetically engineered yeast which produces heme (a subgroup of the iron rich hemoglobin)

[@0070Link]

Castlehill650 I thought people hated genetically engineered foods. Also for people that don’t like meat they sure do like things the look and taste like meat.

[@castlehill6717]

Link 0070 I agree with both points entirely. I am not a vegan and have never eaten an impossible anything. I personally have no real qualms with genetic engineering and the benefits of it. I just like knowing these things

[@bighands69]

@@castlehill6717 Humans have been eating meat for many thousands of years and have only been eating fake highly processed junk for a few seconds of time. What could possibly go wrong.

[@castlehill6717]

bighand69 I know right, famous last words.

[@Ahmed-vd3dd]

if you believe or not these 3 mins is better than the new season of topsh**

[@oscarcarr7985]

ftirich ahmed the grand tour hasn't been that great either.

[@jim191185]

Oh god, the new Top Gear is painful to watch. Shittest hosts ever.

[@Ahmed-vd3dd]

@John Smith yes man but the chemistry between the three still there

[@oscarcarr7985]

ftirich ahmed yeah but it feels staged. I know it always is but it's even more obvious now.

[@fishandham1]

" it feels staged." thats because it is

[@mbjac]

Beef farmers 2018: consider me relaxed Beef farmers 2021:👀

[@Ved_Overclocked]

I'm honestly quite proud of the impossible Burger brand, it's not about eating healthier it's about reducing carbon footprint with killing animals.

[@disastrousdwarf]

I expect cloning meat to become far more prevalent in the next few decades.

[@cathalk3903]

The fact that it survived a 10 hour flight from los angeles unrefrigerated and was still edible tells you all you need to know about this chemical filled shit

[@Stubbari]

Can you name a food without chemicals?

[@TristaCooper]

2:30 ''hey jermey can i get your autograph, ah nevermind''

[@supersecularboypants]

TristaCooper poor guy :(

[@jameslloyd8728]

Haha!

[@jameslloyd8728]

Kiril 470, get many party invites? You must be a fucking blast with your sense of humour.

[@TristaCooper]

y so mad

[@helioszxc]

ahaha that poor guy

[@Dylan_Nord]

For me the main reason for making lab grown meat is to be able to enjoy meat without supporting the side effects of the meat industry, such as global warming and bad animal conditions. There’s nothing wrong with eating meat, I do it, I just think people should understand about the energy that is wasted when growing animals compared to growing plants, as well as the greenhouse gases they release such as methane and CO2. Its tiring to see people treat vegetarianism as dumb when there are real environmental benefits to avoiding meat.

[@howler1579]

Thank you, i agree with you. I don't personally like the fact animals die for humans pleasure but i don't hate people who do eat meat.

[@87togabito]

Animals die forbut food. That's just life. If it was the other way around I don't see the other side caring either. Anyway the planet's shot, so best live like a long while it lasts. We'll be dead by then so it's not our problem.

[@bighands69]

+Dylan Nordanstad So are you suggesting that people should be forced and made to feel guilty about eating meat because you have a theory about global warming that is not supported by any real science.

[@Jellymiqo]

@@bighands69 yes you should also not think about how we will go about growing all this food for people that is not meat or how we will fertilize it

[@bullittcrazy]

Like Jeremy said, unless they have some commercial reason, naw bru! They aren’t trying to satisfy the vegetarians/vegans but turning the meat eaters. Not anytime soon!

[@iRaps1]

Yeah, how bad of people to try and both treat animals in a nice way as well as save our environment. How terrible of them!!

[@bullittcrazy]

Didn’t say it made sense, but you could also look at all the obese people in America and cut their eating in half. You’d be feeding twice as many people and everybody would be healthier. Maybe come up for a solution for that?!

[@neontime8507]

Get out of your own head. It’s not a place for reasonable people

[@varun_j]

Damn that burger looks juicy af. I'm glad the video showed it a lot.

[@schmidcl77]

It’s 2021 and beef farmers should start to cry 🤗

[@vinigarr801]

"Viewers please note that this wasn't the outcome we had hoped for..."

[@jakubkrcma]

Jeremy - comedy gold as usual. :-) Love that guy. (been a vegan for 24 years)

[@quas-r]

To quote him: "This is brilliant, but I like this."

[@matteblack5805]

As much as people try, there is a quality that meat carries that vegetables never will. And thats a good thing. Variation is good, not an issue

[@mercedesbenzdelos90s]

Real burgers taste way better than vegetables

[@Stubbari]

@@mercedesbenzdelos90s Real burger taste like vegetables. Fat and vegetables.

[@mercedesbenzdelos90s]

@@Stubbari ???

[@Stubbari]

@@mercedesbenzdelos90s ???

[@nazirkhalifa5377]

As long as the cow is vegetarian, thats good enough for me😃😄😍🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

[@danietkissenle]

I just look at meat as biologically processed plant matter

[@vincentkipp6599]

@@danietkissenle vegetarian by proxy

[@ComicGladiator]

Anon Non "knock knock." Human "Who's there?" Anon Non "The wholesale slaughter of animals by the industrialized murderers of the meat industry!"

[@allways28]

my mum tried to fool me once with veg mince chilli con carne when i was a kid. she done goofed

[@ArcturianLessons]

as long as bill gates is involved,im not buying it. period

[@fumanboy]

But you have no problem using his software. He also holds stocks for Tyson.

[@HughRussell06]

I bet you use a computer running windows

[@villelepoaho4105]

I agree with him. If you don't want to eat meat, why make up meat replacements? Fruits and vegetables should be enough...

[@itzhen7032]

Nothing can replace meat, NOTHING

[@cunkmusic8748]

Imagine asking a butcher if they do steaks shaped like peas....

[@alexkey9372]

lol yeah "not as fresh" we know the tricks

[@oorat]

That got me too, if there is only a short window where it tastes EXACTLY like meat they may need to keep working on this.

[@babbisp1]

@@oorat You typically leave your food out for hours before eating it? "Waffles dont taste as good after 10 hours, so we should reinvent waffles." Great logic.

[@neontime8507]

oorat how is ten hours a short window? News flash: you shouldn’t eat any burger that’s been left out for that long anyway, it won’t taste as it should

[@elisabeth4912]

@@babbisp1 Well then it was obviously the restaurants or the shipments fault. Also, it kind of sounded like backpeddeling to me

[@Kingdoperks]

My father is a vegetarian he loves the Impossible Burger. They usually sell this at Burger King, Apple Bees and Other Dinners

[@davidblarstron767]

2:35 Holy F Jeremy carlson is in here. Nether mind they are filming ill just act like im walking my hands....

[@JustGeorgeGG]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@coryman125]

I had something called a Beyond Burger a few years back (and I forgot to put any condiments on it, which didn't help). It was a touch dry compared to a normal patty, which should range from juicy to greasy, and it didn't QUITE taste like beef, but it really wasn't that noticeable unless you were doing a proper taste test. Honestly there's a bigger difference between, say, A&W burgers and Burger King burgers than there are between a beef burger and a beyond burger from the same restaurant. I haven't tried the one in this video, but I imagine it's not much different really

[@Drikkerbadevand]

Yeah. I havent tasted one but I'm sure if it's been a while since you had a beef burger and the taste isnt fresh in your mind to use as a reference, you could be handed one of these and if you werent told, you'd probably never think twice about it. And even if it was a bit different, you'd just assume it was of a different quality, older, seasoned different etc

[@mrbroke7986]

"Oh no anyway"

[@MrSaberine]

Gotta love the disclaimer at the end. "Wasn't fresh, just came in from a 10 hour flight completely unrefrigerated." lmaoooo

[@Stubbari]

Yeah, imagine doing that the other way around 🤢🤮

[@lionlepine2945]

@@Stubbari meat can be 10 hours untefrigerated easily

[@Stubbari]

@@lionlepine2945 Yeah of course. Depends on the type of meat and the conditions.

[@LatitudeSky]

It may not be a perfect replica of beef, but it IS progress and it is a lot better than the stagnant 'veggie burgers' that have been marketed for decades. In time this replica will improve even more and cost less and be a viable option. At the moment, I cannot afford beef, or any kind of meat, actually. It's all out of my price range. So I hope someday I will have an option.

[@cordiasr7021]

LS surprised that you even have a laptop/smartphone/tablet etc and can't even afford a 1 dollar burger they'll offer at mcdonalds

[@MB-to2wi]

Cancel your internet plan, sell your device and start enjoying your food.

[@Nightbird.]

@CordiaSR - If you think what McDonald's calls a "burger" is REAL meat..then you ALSO can't afford the real thing..lol! Sad to see people who don't realize they are being sold soy protein being passed off as meat..lol.

[@MB-to2wi]

Can you proved a citation with any evidence for that or is this yet another vegetarian conspiracy theory?

[@MB-to2wi]

Provide* Come on tin foil wearing vegetarian, show us your source.

[@lorgrenbenirus]

Here's a short story about one of my vegetarian friend. She was travelling in Finland at one point and one evening I receive a call from her and she asks "Hey you understand finnish language?". I said yes I do and so she says "I was pretty hungry and wanted to get something to eat and there was this shop selling some very nice looking pies. I didn't understand what the sign said but I bought one and am eating it right now and, I honestly will say this, I have never ever eaten anything this good before! Taste is absolutely incredible but I cannot quite place the flavor and I don't know what the sign said, what does "lihapiirakka" mean?" So I told her, "Well, you as a life-long vegetarian will be pleased to know that this pie, which you so much like and which tastes absolutely incredible is a meat pie, that's what that word means". There was a long moment of silence, followed by ".. well, it tastes so good, so I will not waste food and will eat it!" Note that I am not a vegetarian myself, although there's one point which needs to be cleared for vegetarians about non-vegetarians, because they don't seem to get it otherwise - we do NOT eat just and only meat. We are not carnivores as such, but by definition omnivores. Meaning that we eat all, this includes plants and meat. I do like a piece of good steak, who doesn't? But I don't munch on it alone, I have some fries or fried potatoes with it which, by the way, are "plants". I may have some salad on the side which is made also from plants. I add some sauce on it or on the side and all of those sauces are made pretty much from plants. Every now and then I may just eat some salad as a light snack and have no meat in it at all. Point is, we the "meat eaters" don't eat only meat, we eat "plants" too, difference is we're not faking who we are and are not trying to "lure" and "cheat" others into "our way". We accept that you have different taste and are fine with it, so please be polite and return the courtesy. Only reason a vegetarian can get some angry responses from non-vegetarian is because they're trying "forcefully" to recruit someone into their "religion".

[@codynewcomb3819]

XD I love that they defend the veg burger by giving the circumstances of its arrival to LA. If it sucks it sucks that's the end of it

[@danielwickham3439]

I don't know if I should be commenting this but that comment at the end go and eat seeds and sit on a perch and poop on sandpaper made me laugh

[@douglaswilliams1680]

I'm definitely not a vegetarian. I've been enjoying cookouts (grilling) my entire life and have some sort of meat with most meals. I have also had impossible burgers more than once. Why? Because they ARE pretty damn good - just not the same as a beef hamburger. That said - I agree with one thing that was said by Clarkson. WHY do vegetarians make such a big deal out of mimicking meat if they're "against meat?" It's like people righteously substituting "fudge" for "fuck." We know your sentiment. We know you're cursing. You're just doing it less well than you could with the real thing. If you're against meat, just don't eat fucking meat.

[@0ffaI]

@@MachLandar Kinda counter intuitive isn't it? Making a product for someone who'd never want it.

[@tlclookism]

Don't ever consume impossible burger again. It is full of chemicals that have negative effects on your body including inflammation and gut disease.

[@aleksandarkurbalija]

Geniustrapper69 Yeah and normal meat is not full of bad things 😂😂? Whats next? Smoke Malboro instead of Kamel, becouse Kamel contains unhealthy chemical substances.

[@tlclookism]

@@aleksandarkurbalija yeah, it's not filled with bad things unless it is factory farmed. Meat contains much more nutrients than any plant foods in its most bioavailable form. Meat also contains complete protein profiles that are also in its most bioavailable Form.

[@douglaswilliams1680]

@@tlclookism Citation? Because this feels like the food claim equivalent of "vaccines cause autism."

[@askforgreg1216]

I like how no one is really impressed he's there lmao

[@AlexanderMatrix11111]

They look like they dont belong in the uk and only watch pakistani tv at home thats why.

[@redstoneking75]

Most ppl: eating Burger with Hand Jeremy Clarkson: *Fork knife*

[@LocalGuardsman]

Well, he is British.

[@iiiivvvv9986]

Yeah cause sauce and oil on your hands is disgusting

[@redstoneking75]

@@iiiivvvv9986 can (kinda) agree with that

[@canadahq6926]

I knew I wasn't going to be disappointed. Thanks Clarkson.

[@MrRedeyedJedi]

If you want to eat like a budgerigar, then so be it, lol that was brilliant

[@NymbusCumulo928]

"Right, this isn't a burger"

[@unclejustin7267]

I had to look up budgerigar...it is a type of parakeet.

[@Bexks]

I've lived in USA and UK so yes, a budgie (nickname for a budgerigar in UK) is what Americans call a parakeet. Same bird just different names internationally.

[@juliansmit3770]

Uncle Justin same lol, guess this expands our vocab so that’s good

[@Cal-cf2vo]

Thanks for the info, wondered

[@20FreeWill]

Lol

[@20FreeWill]

Its a fuckin budgie . Sherlock

[@marcypetty3375]

The impossible burger has hemoglobin in it. It has been tested. Last time I looked you can't get that from a plant. When the guy that invented it said you will crave it, that tells me there is baby in it. I looked up the only production plant that has an address, weird as in how can they provide so many burger places with these burgers from such a small building, but there is a abortion clinic across the street, a place that houses homeless next door and the other next door is a dog food plant. Sounds pretty perfect if you ask me.

[@guitargresurrect2117]

ok that's scary enough as it is. but do you have links to the address of that factory?

[@thepom572]

Yet another reason Mr Clarkson is a legend!

[@guythatshoots27]

See I find that vegan meat tastes like it’s own type of meat. It doesn’t always taste exactly the same - just like it’s a new type of meat.

[@justinoo777]

Reason why vegs would want plant-based meat replicas is because their whole life they have been eating meats and they have nostalgia. The reason they go veggie or vegan is not because they suddenly started hating on the taste of meat but rather for health and ethical reasons. plus when u just start veganism it can be hard to assimilate into veg diet so foods like that help you out. it like eating what you love most but with clear conscience. for instance,my fav food was kfc so now i love to enjoy kentucky fried compassion instead. plus, beyond meat burgers are 10x better than impossible - he should have tried that one first... also he is massively sponsored by meat industries so don't expect honest reviews from him.

[@Nick-GR]

Bullshit. You are meat lovers in denial. Plus., if you REALLY want a healthy life, exercise often and have a balanced diet with all kinds of foods. Thats the proper way.

[@eE-wn3fs]

Maybe he doesnt like the taste of that Burger, just like many others?

[@TCC1994]

2:29 - 2:39: "I'll be back when the camera isn't rolling so nobody sees him telling me to fuck off.".

[@Nekoma42]

I laughed so hard when I saw him

[@3478q-i3u]

he cut the burger with a knife? is that a uk thing?

[@bearbrain1123]

As a Vegetarian I agree with him 100%, I don't eat meat therefore I don't eat any meals specifically invented around meat, can leave that up to the meat eaters and let them enjoy their untainted beef 😊

[@MO-ij5to]

Do you feel physically and mentally better eating as a vegetarian ?

[@bearbrain1123]

@@MO-ij5to Physically yes, mentally yes but that's more down to just effort and doctors 😁

[@Jellymiqo]

@@bearbrain1123 thats more down to placebo lol

[@buddysyst3m]

I liked the part where I couldn't see any of the food in question! Awesome!

[@Raixor]

"Beef farmers of the world...RRRRRELAX." cracked me up.

[@Mr.M1STER]

"If you want to be a vegetarian you just have to accept that you've got to eat like a budgerigar".... He is so right and it's hilarious.

[@scootergrant8683]

I have never understood why they want to try and get closer to the thing they swear not to eat.

[@Mr.M1STER]

@@scootergrant8683 Probably because they know deep down that meat tastes good so they try to imitate the taste.

[@scootergrant8683]

@@Mr.M1STER Well, having thought more about it, that applies to anything I guess. Those who are anti drugs who have had before know that it is fun in the moment to have the stuff. Most vegetarians I have met like meat but they don't like the idea of eating it so of course some are going to like it. I still hold respect for them as they are exerting far greater self control than I could. If you want to watch a crack up of a video about vegans: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWi8l5pjqbyVipY

[@mattbower4763]

@@Mr.M1STER a vegetarian might like the flavour of meat but not want to be responsible for the unethical practice of the meat industry. Or for health reasons such as red meat having an association with cancer. This really too hard for you to figure out?

[@Mr.M1STER]

@@mattbower4763 You're replying to the wrong person.

[@joshn938]

"All American burgers are RUBBISH!!! Made from crap materials." *knocks on burger* ..."it sounds like a wheelie bin! RUUUBBBBISSSHHHH"

[@JCosio-bs9xr]

While we're at it, I'm tired of low carb dessert recipes meant to taste like something traditionally full of sugar. Just commit to the lifestyle, let those foods go, and deal with it.

[@nicholasavasthi9879]

I kinda want to know what the harm is in it. As someone who’s vegetarian for religious reasons this just adds another meal I can eat without breaking my vows. What’s the issue with that? Why does this bother you?

[@R1kSen]

@@nicholasavasthi9879 Wanna know why? Cause those "Meat-like" products are usually full of Soy beans. Soy beans contain a lot of estrogens which can absolutely fuck up men's testosterone levels. Which can destroy their mentality, body and masculinity. I think that's good enough of a reason.

[@DueySR]

​@@R1kSen Just as you shouldn't eat beef burgers every day, you also shouldn't eat plant-based burgers every day. You ever seen what happens when you eat too much real beef burgers? You get obese. Obesity destroys your mentality, body, and confidence, does it not? Just as the threat of obesity is a really shitty argument against eating a single beef burger, the threat of "absolutely fucked up testosterone levels" is an even shittier argument against eating a plant-based burger. Too much of anything is unhealthy, and this isn't supposed to be a healthy meal, it's just supposed to be a vegetarian substitute for beef burgers. Eating a plant-based burger every once in a while (say, once a month) will do absolutely NOTHING to your testosterone levels. I'd also like to point out that your main premise that soy contains tons of estrogen that fucks with your hormones... isn't true. It doesn't have zero effect on human hormone levels, but it doesn't have anywhere near the impact you think it does. _"Soy is unique in that it contains a high concentration of isoflavones, a type of plant estrogen (phytoestrogen) that is similar in function to human estrogen but with much weaker effects. Soy isoflavones can bind to estrogen receptors in the body and cause either weak estrogenic or anti-estrogenic activity."_ The famous medical case that instilled this fear of soy into the general public is the case of James Price. He had painful swollen breasts, his facial hair thinned, he lost hair, and he couldn’t get erections and his libido disappeared. His estrogen levels were 8 times higher than normal. Many months, dozens of tests, and multiple doctors later, and nobody could find out what was wrong with him. Eventually a doctor asked what he put in his cereal… he said soy milk. Aha! Soy is the devil, right? Well turns out this dude was drinking THREE LITRES OF SOY MILK PER DAY. How many fuckin plant burgers do you think you’d have to eat before your testosterone levels became “absolutely fucked up”? For our purposes, we’ll define “absolutely fucked up testosterone levels” as the case of James Price, as his symptoms sound pretty fucked up to me, and we'll attribute this solely to 3 litres of soy milk per day (although he was likely consuming more soy in other foods, so this is actually underestimating his total soy intake). The type of estrogen in soy is called isoflavones, and soymilk contains 25mg of isoflavones per 250mL. So we can estimate that James Price was consuming at least 300mg of isoflavones per day. Now understand that _“one 4-oz serving of the Impossible Burger contains under 2mg of isoflavones.”_ Theoretically you’d have to eat 150+ plant burgers a day to absolutely fuck up your testosterone levels. At that point, testosterone levels would be your last concern. You’d be fucking dead. Of course, this is a vast oversimplification of how estrogen works, it’s different for every person, and above all: clinical studies have shown that soy doesn’t lower testosterone levels and doesn’t adversely affect sperm or semen. Not only do I have no clue what you’re talking about, you don’t either. Good day, sir. The clinical studies as previously referred to: Messina M. Soybean isoflavone exposure does not have feminizing effects on men: a critical examination of the clinical evidence. Fertil Steril. 2010;93(7):2095-104. Mitchell JH, Cawood E, Kinniburgh D, et al. Effect of a phytoestrogen food supplement on reproductive health in normal males. Clin Sci (Lond). 2001;100(6):613-8. Beaton LK, McVeigh BL, Dillingham BL, et al. Soy protein isolates of varying isoflavone content do not adversely affect semen quality in healthy young men. Fertil Steril. 2010;94(5):1717-22.

[@AverageAlien]

@@nicholasavasthi9879 Religious reasons are stupid and should be a non factor. Imagine not eating certain foods because of some ancient garbage fairytale. I would laugh my ass off at that excuse.

[@AverageAlien]

@@DueySR Calm down pal. Burgers in general aren't the healthiest things. But real meat tastes superior. If you want healthy meals eat chicken or fish.

[@spartan1010101]

I was hoping he’d say “this is brilliant...but I like this.”

[@leopold7562]

Oh dear... the disclaimer at the end sounds like this: “Waaah, it’s not a fair test, the burger wasn’t shipped right 😭”

[@jptrainor]

Here's the contradiction about these fake burgers: they are made from plant protein isolate (e.g. pea and/or soy) and some sort of seed oil (e.g. canola, soy) that are the products of unsustainable mass mono-crop agricultural practices that require endless fossil fuel derived fertilizer, endless irrigation, and that slowly but surely destroy the top soil. Factory farming of grain fed beef is no better, makes a less healthy product (meat that is stripped of omega-3), and makes the animals sick to boot. BUT: pasture raised, grass fed beef, raised as natural ruminants, are the exact opposite. They are part of the virtuous sustainable cycle that we call "life", as old as evolution itself, that builds top soil, feeds the very perennial grasses that the animals consume, and creates healthy animal food products. The fake meat products are a regression, the real "Beyond Meat" or "Impossible burger" product that we should all be striving for is one that simply returns beef to its natural ruminant state.

[@williamterrill4384]

I just love that man his reaction golden you got me dying rolling over laughing

[@jameslawlor3635]

I tried an impossible burger the other day for the first time. It was one that we sell at my work, at a nice restaurant. It tasted really genuinely good, however it was easy to tell that it was not real hamburger meat. I'd eat it again but I agree with Jeremy, meat substitutes like tofu burgers etc are just weird if you're going to be vegetarian then just don't eat meat things.

[@madam94]

I would put it to you that perhaps you could be the one who doesn't eat things designed for vege/vegan folk and stick to eating what you like, while letting others eat what they like. Meat substitutes often allow people to get the same enjoyment from eating a meal designed around the same recipe that you perhaps would eat, with just a substitute for the meat part. Why you would infer that others should not be able to eat something because you think it is weird is beyond me.