THE ACOLYTE: Episode 6 - It's A Thirsty Sith Trap!

Why do I get the feeling all people are going to be talking about is this new Reylo-ish "will they/wont they" situation? Anyhow, here are my thoughts on the latest waste of cinemas once greatest I.P.
#StarWars #TheAcolyte

[@UnclePhil73]

Can’t hear OSHA without thinking of workplace safety. Lol

[@batalorian7997]

Same here. Every time

[@randykimbrough3046]

Yup

[@megyskermike]

I also think of Osho the cult leader

[@Ortokolo]

Leslie took their names from a soap company in Canada. Oshamae soap

[@helloimawesome77]

It seems putting on a hard helmet is pleasing to both Osha and OSHA

[@toddsmith9598]

Jeremy is so right. I don’t actually watch Star Wars anymore.

[@soraceant]

Wztching modern star wars isnt healthy for your body.

[@Youreallygonnaactlikethat]

Maybe you could read the books but go off smart guy

[@idunnoay]

I’ll watch another season of Andor. But yeah, otherwise I’ll watch videos about Star Wars

[@goufr3540]

He fully went into the meme and even he knows its true.

[@michaelemond7315]

I know. He said his intro and I was thinking "damn, he's on to me". But I thank him for watching it so I don't have to. Does he also do other chores? My dishes won't clean themselves.

[@rahn45]

"What's my motivation?" "The script." "Now this is writing!"

[@tigerlancer]

Now, this is pod racing. 😂

[@josephhutton7574]

"You killed my friends!" "Yup." "You killed Yord!" "Uh-huh." "You killed Jecki!" "Yeah, wanna wear my sweet Dark Side helmet?" "Yes, please."

[@a3-radio]

Yeah that scene would have worked if we had seen ocea struggle with her hate for the jedi for kicking her out... Its weird that they set the proper plot lines and yet fail to deliver in every single on of them There is an entertaining script here its just executed poorly...

[@keystrix3704]

"You stole away my sister!" "Yes, but have you considered the fact that I'm super hot?" "Wait, what'd you say? I was too busy looking at your abs."

[@hypothalapotamus5293]

Sith mind reading check: "Yord would've probably died from ironing his clothes while wearing them and Jecki wasn't really your friend... Either way, sun's out, guns out."

[@JimP-tc7gg]

@@hypothalapotamus5293 hahaha love this.

[@Fujtajblus]

@@a3-radio It is always backwards. Noone cares about the characters. So their "mystery traps" like this do not work. Oh no, Sol is hiding something dark in his past, oh no, what may it be? Noone cares. All we see is a guy who behaves extremely illogical with 0 common sense and care.

[@BaithNa]

This helmet blocks out everything except the force... and also the force

[@kaykutcher2103]

It being a forced plot device makes this all the better.

[@arturzinurov4781]

Still doesn’t explain how the stun gun didn’t stun him, he was hit in the shoulder

[@davidcici11Evolution]

I think he meant it like how Magneto helmet works in comics. It can block out telepathy and other mental attacks (projections etc).

[@ericp1139]

The writing is…just so great.

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

I don't remember cortosis actually having the capacity to block force abilities...ahhh, this is Disney/Marvel Star Wars. My bad...

[@CrimsyCreates]

The Acolyte in a nutshell: "They treat it like it's some sort of bulls*** sithcom" - Jeremy Jahns

[@kboi1170]

You know it’s a Disney product when they’re not afraid to add a wet shirtless guy as a thirst trap; but simultaneously decide that Leia in a bikini is problematic.

[@WishingItWereEasy]

Remember- traits that men have are bad. But when women take up those same traits, are good. We live in Upside Down world.

[@mandowarrior123]

Not just that, but the twilek jedi for exposing her stomach, too.

[@mikangv08]

Because she's not their type

[@Skabanis]

20 century fox made Star Wars empire not Disney…this the second time we saw. Shirtless dude it’s goofy writing…like are they going to get it on? Nope

[@burnt-croissants]

i say the objectification of the body is an equal opportunity fair game for all genders. if it serves a purpose for the story, then i don’t see what the issue is with nudity. the problem arises when men or women are topless as a prop and it adds nothing more to the plot.

[@gregoryw7670]

“We dont know because they don’t know because the writers don’t know.” That is Disney’s Star Wars

[@tommyg9283]

rogue one. Force awakens and andor were great. Ahsoka was good. Disney star wars has had hits and misses.

[@TheMaleRei]

@@tommyg9283 Disney is fulfilling the vein of: "Shoot for the moon, because if you miss - you'll die alone in the void."

[@EpicFurious]

Yep. 'Andor' is feeling more and more like an anomaly.

[@writingref]

Its this show. Not all of "Disney"

[@Clawed9]

Ahsoka was terrible​@@tommyg9283

[@Failedlegend]

the worst part is that despite all the "the force is female" BS, they gave the female lead NO agency, both characters she's playing just gets dragged around by other people the whole series and any time they do decide to do something on their own the story just forgets it happened (ie. Mae deciding to surrender to the Jedi)

[@radf-zf7ev]

It's by design. They don't want you to enjoy stories with "minorities," they want it to suck to cause division. And they don't want us to have moving stories or music at all because we might be uplifted or inspired. It's not like people suddenly got uninspired and lost all talent, it's just that powerful people want the masses desolate. It must burn their ass that so many of us are still entertained by criticism vids.

[@hobojoe9717]

When did they say the force was female? 🤔

[@hobojoe9717]

⁠@aeschylus6250I’m sure there is a not insignificant portion of the Star Wars fan base that this applies to. But that doesn’t mean Rey, Osha, and Mae aren’t just poorly written characters. Also, OP never said anything about Osha being too weak. Sounds to me like you need to check your own bias.

[@jameswilliams-zr8co]

disney is woke garbage and that purple whip saber is so gay lol

[@tylerhippo]

@@hobojoe9717 they’ve made shirts lmao If the boss wears it then they’ve definitely done a lot more then just say it

[@mechgouki7999]

To quote Jeff Goldblum. That is one big pile of acolyte.

[@MaesterMike]

Great comment, calling the Acolyte for what it is.

[@losrajvosa0078]

😅

[@LittleHayabusa]

Actually he says… …oh I see. :)

[@TopherTensen5020]

Nice

[@Breadddward]

I feel bad for the people forcing themselves to watch this show. Jeremy, you’re doing the lord’s work

[@paulianhodgson]

People having to watch it to do reviews are probably a big percentage of the current audience....

[@LacTV-videos]

i feel bad in the opposite direction. It is a shame folks aren't enjoying it as much as I am.

[@gianthand8130]

@@paulianhodgson Wow

[@nicholasnajibi3082]

Forcing? Is that what you tell yourself because you and your fav KZbinr who dictates how You think and feel….tell you so? 😂

[@nicholasnajibi3082]

@@paulianhodgsonlook up the streaming numbers….it would make you mad that people are watching it. Which sounds like a personal problem

[@pcargolo1]

"you could've just had Sol apprehend Mae at the end of the last episode and it would've been the same result" This comment summarizes the whole show 🤣

[@Doomchild2XL]

That scar on his back. A lightsaber couldn't have done this, but maybe... *dundundun*... a whip!

[@alexm2889]

my thoughts exactly

[@TheMovieBuff96]

I was about to say the same thing! This is he first comment I've seen to point that out.

[@MattKayser]

My thoughts, exactly.

[@kbrewers]

oh thats a good point

[@stevengallagher3757]

Damn it. You ruined the big reveal. Sigh. 🤣

[@theweddingsinger1970]

Jar Jar, all is forgiven

[@bigdreams5554]

No, I still don't forgive Jar Jar

[@lynand2967]

Bahahahaha, thats good, I'm stealing this quote;

[@TheDisgruntledImperial]

Binks or Abrams?

[@abdizur8765]

Ah, thank you Jar Jar. Perhaps we treated you too harshly.

[@midniitemonsta]

@@TheDisgruntledImperial *Obviously binks. Fuck abrams*

[@xanderkai6353]

“we don’t know, because she doesn’t know, because the writers don’t know.” bingo

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Disney: Come to the Dark Side, we have abs

[@joshuasantana685]

Having abs definitely makes you evil

[@arsenelupin9697]

Thank God nobody is "objectifying" women anymore - that would get in the way of showing off shirtless men. The Force truly is female ^^

[@novakrabby]

Disney sold this show as ground-breaking from a creator who has an interesting opinion about the world of Star Wars It is just a poorly done Reylo Fanfic...

[@Hi-fd4cw]

Marvel’s had this thing going on too, “we have to communicate to the audience that this male protagonist is powerful! How? We show them shirtless!”

[@makasete30]

Good arms and Abs, but skipped chest day for some reason. In all seriousness he’s the best thing in the show along with Sol. He’s a very good actor and I expect we’ll see him in more movies after this.

[@huhhuhhuh4069]

“If we don’t know what we’re doing, the enemy won’t either.” -Leslie Headland

[@ytrewq182]

Hahahah

[@bluewatermi1454]

LOL

[@Dexidoodle]

Fun Fact: Osha and Mae are named after a Canadian boutique soap company. Osha Mae. The more you know.

[@LazarusSlade]

Well that's stupid! Because every time I hear Osha I hear OSHA!!!

[@williamfrank962]

As a Canadian I would like to officially apologize on behalf of my country.

[@emsw4266]

OMG😂

[@drbjr99]

Wow, I know less after reading that.

[@shadowmax889]

@@williamfrank962 Canadian confirmed

[@solidjake7674]

Boromir to the Alcolyte Show Runners: "Give Jeremy's liver a moment for pity's sake!"

[@johnkey2780]

By nightfall this liver will be filled with stronger drinks

[@yammt3148]

MOM! Star Wars is making Jeremy drink again!!!

[@rosssoyka860]

Don’t make me cry

[@gantz0949]

Oh he'll be fine johnny he'll just watch The Last Jedi to help him cope😂

[@alanaye5465]

Just met you 5 minutes ago at half price books. Just wanna say thanks for taking time to allowing me to meet you. I'll never look at the cyborg movie the same anymore 😂

[@Fromwoketoawakeandfindingfaith]

That’s awesome! I’m intrigued on why you won’t look at it the same anymore? Unless it’s just because you associate it with meeting him and he didn’t tell you something about the movie

[@alanaye5465]

@mikebell2162 so I went into the half price book store that day to look at VHS movies to buy then I see him with a Cyborg VHS in his hand as I meet him. Such a nice guy he is.

[@JoshLange3D]

Which half price?

[@gantz0949]

​@@alanaye5465so cool. Def selfie

[@cybrfriends5089]

Turns out....that helmet is OSHA compliant

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

🫡

[@klass_1221]

😂💀

[@thatdudeKarim]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lmao. That was good.

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

It's a Type 2 Class E HT helmet for sure.

[@mar10ssj1]

OSHA approved 👌 👍 😎

[@Te_Barbell_Bard]

The fact that we’ve seen Jeremy go from slightly optimistic to just downright alcoholism in 6 episodes is impressive. Good on you for not tapping out after episode 0 like most people.

[@hobojoe9717]

He was definitely not “slightly optimistic” to begin with lol. He was very mid on the show after the premiere, and said he wasn’t even sure if he was going to continue making videos about it.

[@Mechani-Kong]

Tee hee

[@ajpend]

No. Tap out. One video about this show is all Jahns’ platform needed. It’s a waste of time to watch the show and a waste of time to produce these videos about it. Same with House of the Dragon, or whatever. They’re bad shows. Let’s all move on. There are legitimately promising movies (or shows, I guess) that I would love a review on. I only clicked on this video to leave comments like this one.

[@hobojoe9717]

@@ajpend Man, the irony of this comment is on another level lol.

[@ajpend]

@@hobojoe9717 thanks for the reference! To be clear, I did not watch the video.

[@freelanxe]

“Darth Thirst Trap” 😂😂😂

[@atillathehungry3145]

People don't watch Star Wars they watch videos about SW. So true my friend.

[@officialthomasjames]

Me 100%. It’s the way to go.

[@SiriuslyBlack7]

That's what I do!it's cheaper and better for my blood pressure. So even if there's not much action,I still get plenty of laughs😅

[@Lampoluke]

Pirating sw is too much labour ontensive for me. Watching 3 hour discussion on EFAP? Amazing

[@DocMicrowave]

@@Lampoluke It isn't worth pirating. It's a waste of bandwidth and storage.

[@tuckershuff1441]

At this point I'm more interested in what kind of scotch JJ is drinking than The Acolyte.

[@panicoestatico9260]

Blue Label?

[@HLinc.]

Yes, Blue Label.

[@jonbaxter2254]

Good stuff, pricey but incredible.

[@mrcat3493]

Johnny Walker Blue label. It’s a blended scotch, not bad, runs about $200 a bottle.

[@shawnpepin7890]

Ignore what he's drinking and grab a bottle of Canadian club 12y old... freaking delicious and very reasonably priced

[@kirkdarling4120]

Yeah, you nailed it all. Venestra's assistant reminds me of Dedra Meera's assistant. And Venestra is starting to remind me of Dedra Meera. They're telling this story like a summer camp counselor telling a ghost story over the fireplace.

[@pablogamberomasson-qg2px]

And I remember Jeremy being all excited on those SW quizz games at conventions, answerimg difficult questions about the expanded universe and so on... annd now, watching him, as well as a major part of the SW fandom, not giving a **** anymore is so sad... Disney has massacred our boy.

[@denniscortes9048]

I remember him singing... "StaWars, nothing but StarWars..." With a SŴ bed sheet, as a cape.

[@i.shuuya3231]

He will be fine. It's not a basic necessity. I just don't understand how can you dislike something for so long and stick around the entire time. Grifters I guess.

[@malachi8154]

I'm in the same boat, brother. Read 150+ novels and countless comics. Edited Wookieepedia for years. Won a local SW trivia contest twice in a row so thoroughly, they asked me to join the jury so things could be interesting again. Now, I don't even feel the anger anymore. TFA and TLJ are so far in the rear window, they can't even hurt me anymore. I don't watch the news stuff because I don't care one bit. Apathy is death.

[@SolProxy]

​@@i.shuuya3231 Because he reviews things? Because it's been a big part of his life?

[@GreyMagee74]

​@@malachi8154that's how become, I still watch this to see what's going on. But I don't react or let it affect me like it used and like it seems to affect creators like SW Theory. (No shade on him, dudes passionate about this like I used to be, I just hope he doesn't have a stroke before finally moving on!😅)

[@gregmize01]

The way characters drip-feed us tiny scraps of information and then either walk away or get interrupted by a conveniently timed problem. It allows the writers to spin out short, simple conversations into entire episodes.

[@ofirzsasson]

So so so true that is probably the most frustrating aspect of this dishonest crap

[@IshmaelSheo]

Yea - when the ship comes back online, then that important information is left hanging in the air LOL

[@thiefofa1073]

Good point. The season would be 2-3 episodes shorter if during both the sister's 2nd meeting on the forest planet they just asked "Wait, you think 16 years ago I burned down the whole place and killed our witch sisters?" - "Ok so what actually happened that night according to you?"

[@gregmize01]

@@thiefofa1073 "runtime padding"

[@billm3210]

All valid points. There is too much convenience. No effort in consequences. No knowledge of time. The twins are all over the place with their arcs.

[@Keverember]

It feels like Leslye Headland had *maybe* 90 minutes of “story” and D+ said stretch it into 8 episodes.

[@bradmiles1984]

I feel like this was originally pitched as a shorter movie but they changed it to a show because they wouldn't greenlight a movie.

[@redbearington3345]

That's been every D+ show. Writers should be struggling to condense to 6-8 episodes but instead ate struggling to find enough ways to pad them out.

[@15thobserver]

@@bradmiles1984 But then still dropped 180 mill anyways? Nah, tv shows are just generally easier to launder money through because there is much more going on and bigger time crunches with lots of 'extra' guests opportunities.

[@mercurialfunk]

They did this to Kenobi so I wouldn't doubt it

[@denisako6493]

8 episodes 30 mins that's 4 hrs with good editing you can bring that down to 1hr 50mins

[@novakrabby]

I was afraid of Jeremy's liver but I forgot his brain took just as much damage

[@JamieWittGuitar]

Being afraid of Jeremy's liver seems like a very specific fear

[@bradmiles1984]

Brain damage from the show is probably more dehabilitating then the liver damage from all the Johnny Walker.

[@faizahmohammedaruwa]

​@@JamieWittGuitar did you see how much alcohol he had left? Very valid fear if you ask me 😂

[@JamieWittGuitar]

@@faizahmohammedaruwa I'm just being pedantic because he said he's afraid OF Jeremy's liver not FOR it. It brought up a humourous mental image of someone being chased by a liver.

[@WesleyB-Rook]

Uhm actually 🤓 alcohol causes just as much damage to the brain as the liver aka wet brain. So Jeremy’s brain is of more concern since it’s taking a double hit 💁🏻‍♂️

[@Chadav]

Jeremy, I think this is one of your best EVER reviews; love the line at 8:47 " ... She forgets what happened ... that day!"

[@lupolinar]

You search for logic in this show. Admirable.

[@deadman1367]

"admirable... but mistaken" - bane, the dark knight rises 2012

[@andrewmorgan8607]

3:27 “We don’t know, cause she doesn’t know, cause the writers don’t know.” Easily the best summary of this show I’ve read.

[@guitarjavi75]

Jeremy is the best Star Wars show airing right now😂

[@jacos133]

This show, Ahsoka, Kenobi, and BoBF were all supposed to be movies under the "A Star Wars Story" label. After Solos box office flop, Disney announced that they were stopping the ASWS series and focussing on Disney+. My guess is these shows were all half-baked movie scripts that have been stuffed with filler and cut into episodes. This one is the most egregious so far with all the awkward cuts and cliffhangers out of nowhere. I mean what was that ending scene in this episode? It's so amateur it hurts! $180 million for this? Cmon.

[@goonerOZZ]

That actually makes a lot of sense...

[@justified004]

The problem with this thought process is that if they were afraid of another box office flop, then why spend $180M just to put it on Disney+. They aren't recouping that much money from a show on a streaming service. Nothing about their actions make sense because Acolyte doesn't even mesh with the High Republic books that Disney created.

[@TheMaleRei]

@@justified004 Because it's about sending a message.

[@DimSquadGaming]

@@TheMaleReiokay Critical Drinker

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

@@goonerOZZIt really does.

[@drakealexander6668]

"Star Wars being the tale of morality. The struggle of good and evil." Was. It was.

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

Same could be said about LOTR, the TV show is trying to spin that premise

[@Nokaret]

That's actually a really good point Jeremy - Mae's infiltration attempt went nowhere. Then again, it brought us Bazil vs Mae! Show didn't have enough budget to show the Wookie fight, instead we got a kung fu beaver.

[@TheBestPill-no2xp]

Soooooo... you watch this show, huh? Hm. 🙄

[@Nokaret]

@@TheBestPill-no2xp On EFAP, Critical Drinker, Heelvsbabyface, LittlePlatoon... There's entertainment to be had with this - it's just not on Disney Plus 😄

[@MrBrock314]

@@TheBestPill-no2xp You implicated yourself with that comment...

[@TheBestPill-no2xp]

@@MrBrock314 Yeah, OK... I have not had Disney+ since _She-Hulk_ Episode 3. *All you dorks that have made an Olympic sport out of complaining about Disney Star Wars are **_exactly_** the same as sports gamers* that complain about Electronic Arts Madden football video game...and buy it every year. It's pathetic, weak, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

[@drbjr99]

Where can you make returns? I want to return this Bazil Mae fight.

[@maxacorn]

it amazes me how many folks will handwave away bad writing, rather than just call it bad writing.

[@drbjr99]

You sound like my dad. Now I have become him.

[@gutz1981]

My god, 20 years from now JJ when you are a full blown alcoholic, you can pinpoint the moment your life went downhill and hopefully sue Lucas Film for this.

[@smurfie8412]

He been there

[@TheUltimegaMan]

Lucas film will have been dissolved by that point.

[@bluenerve]

He didn’t even finish his drink lol

[@SireMuhammad]

0:04 cant be more accurate.

[@TheBerchie]

Don’t you know Jeremy? When a villainous dark sider guy has a shirtless scene, that’s film short hand for, all’s forgiven.

[@johnlong8952]

We're at the runtime of Fellowship of the ring...(and a little into 2 towers) and what has happened? We know as little as we did when we started. And wow the dialogue is so bad.

[@leviticusprime4904]

Remember when we used to meme about the prequels dialogue? Man I miss those days.

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

Are you actually watching this show? Why bother, even if it's pirated

[@gmatuz8276]

Bless you J cause just watching a review about this show is stressful asf already, can't imagine trying to force myself to sit through it

[@timheinrich3752]

The Acolyte is pretty much the perfect encapsulation of Disney live action Star Wars lately...A pretty cool idea on the surface that totally fumbles its execution.

[@Guitarman5705]

They had the sith guy kidnap a woman then expose himself full frontal to her without her consent lol headland definitely writes what she knows I suppose, had me feeling real awkward watching it NGL

[@TheMaleRei]

Dark Try Ad Traits. Far too many women lust after them.

[@RangerMcFriendly]

L O L

[@mikerosoft1009]

In his defence, she followed him to his bathtub with a weapon.

[@dan7564]

That's a stretch, she stalked him and knew it was coming when he started taking off his shirt at the pool. People are desperate to hate star wars.

[@Guitarman5705]

@@dan7564 "she stalked him" he kidnapped her lol she has no power in this situation which makes it really fucking weird no matter if it's star wars or any other IP

[@anthonysolis3795]

Sol letting out his emotions and slamming his fist into the table and acting the way he's acting got me thinking he's truly got alternative motives

[@Nasser851000]

0:11 Jeremy dealing in Absolute 😆

[@BackwardsFish86]

Can we talk about Mae's ridiculous scream when she gets sprayed with oil in her eye? It was insane and then 2 seconds after it was like nothing happened. Also, im calling it now, Green Jedi Lady gave Smilo Ren the back scars.

[@rosssoyka860]

I laughed because I seriously thought that’d of fucked her up so bad

[@paulconrad6220]

the tone is seriously inconsistent. Like, from scene to scene, even line to line

[@JamesAndrews-yw8iv]

Every1 knows she is... miss green giant. U had better eat your green veggies, bucko. Lmoa

[@j.verdikto4739]

Jeremy, you're doing the Lord's work. So glad I've given up on these Star Wars show and I won't forgive Disney for wasting a perfectly fine Manny Jacinto on this.

[@drbjr99]

Jesus is not a Star Wars fan.

[@asmophorp6165]

Jeremy jahns is my favorite character in the star wars universe

[@gianthand8130]

Same

[@paulconrad6220]

Jahn is totally a Star Wars name

[@OoOd4v3OoO]

It feels like Disney's AI was trained on the Pitch Meeting skits

[@richardede9594]

😂😂😂😂

[@jond7972]

Anyone else always have the like button hit before the ad ends on Jeremy's videos? 😂

[@everythingisawesome2903]

Instant like hit button on his every videos, that's how much I trust him.😊

[@chrisretzlaff2895]

That back scar....does look like a lightsaber.....a lightsaber whip!!😂😂

[@sunnysied713]

A light saber whip is so incredibly stupid. 😆

[@watchmesquatch]

Its called a lightwhip.

[@chrisretzlaff2895]

@@watchmesquatch when a sith comes along....you must whip it...whip it, whip it good

[@Angry_Peanut_52]

​@@sunnysied713 Stupid or not, its been in star wars since the 80s

[@sunnysied713]

@@Angry_Peanut_52 Okay, some writers made stupid decisions 40 years ago. Lightwhip. What's next, a light bow and arrow? Lol 🤗

[@gumz5661]

Lore says he wears the helmet to block out the nagging of the witches

[@winterrising8738]

well i need one immediately

[@nicocrestmere9688]

Witches always be nagging

[@Passin_Thru]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@winterrising8738😂 😂😂

[@TIB5]

I literally couldn’t bring myself to watch this episode so I came here for the summary! XD thanks man!

[@flesheater5712]

Characters who are evil but think they are good are what you get when writers who think the same way about themselves.

[@TheMaleRei]

It *can* work - with competent writers - but we don't have that in / with Disney, unfortunately.

[@burnt-croissants]

uh no, good villains think they are doing the right thing, no one wants to think of themselves as the villain in their own story, they all delude themselves to be “the saviour”. example: anakin skywalker

[@flesheater5712]

​@@burnt-croissantsthese writer's think the Sith are the heros

[@lustrazor44]

Uh hate to break it to you but evil people don’t think they’re evil……are you 6 years old and did you forget to take your meds?

[@donstarlancer]

Actually that’s real life too though

[@nimz8521]

"It's only when you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything" Darth Durden

[@ralgore]

Rylo Ken, Dank Lord of the Thirst - Seducer of winemoms and destroyer of canon.

[@MrLinguist88]

I really like that Jeremy actually critisizes the bad writing and is not diving into the whole other internet scandals and shouting around this show. A show needs to be judged primarily by its writing and plot ❤

[@everythingisawesome2903]

That's Jeremy Jahns for you. He is not a grifter and neither uses buzz words. He solely judges the tv shows and movies from review's standpoint.

[@nitinmathew5391]

True. Other "critics" like drinker and nerdrotic focus too much on the right wing ideology and anti-disney sentiments instead of just the show.

[@gokaury]

​@@nitinmathew5391except they do focus on the show's merits. If you actually watched their videos, you would know this. It's just that they also focus on other things surrounding the show.

[@revermen3580]

Not being cool with messaging is external how?

[@yami122]

@@gokaury Not really they mostly just complain on the social issues of the time and how shows they're watching art conforming to these social angle that they prefer

[@beto3707]

Thank you Jeremy so much for taking one for the team! You’re right, a lot of us are not watching but always looking forward to your review.

[@davidobrien6259]

Green Jedi lady is the big bad, she tried to kill apprentice thirst trap with her flexi saber ( back wound ) and he wants revenge through doppelganger no 1

[@lancestallard9304]

Smile-o ren was green bald jedi master's Padawan. The scar looks erratic on his back and she has an energy whip lightsaber. Mystery solved.

[@mandowarrior123]

Kinky jedi pederasty now, woo

[@Dp_is_Op]

How old is he though? He was apart of the order apparently prior to osha joining.He looks like early 30s at the oldest

[@TheMaleRei]

@@Dp_is_Op Well, given this is Disney - age... Is malleable... And well, humans can live and age as much as required for the story. Why? Because - "Oh, you accept Space Magic but not what we said as this guy's age? WOW!"

[@Angry_Peanut_52]

​@@Dp_is_OpIf the actor's age is anything to go off of, he's 36

[@TopherTensen5020]

That would be more interesting if the show wasn't totally crap

[@Jin_Rambo]

At this point with the current state of Star Wars, someone should make a star wars themed liquor bottle flavour for Jeremy here, call it "Dark Sip"

[@JamalKharon]

I gotta say. As a fan it's been interested seeing star wars through Jeremy's eye's. We went from grown man wearing a star wars curtain as a cape to the the bottle. Literally from the light side to the dark side.

[@Elmarapoo]

There’s a shortage of dumpsters in Hollywood. Disney put them all on fire.

[@dadventuretv2538]

When the writers have no compass, moral or otherwise, in their real lives, how can they be expected to write characters that do?

[@xzero422]

I'm sure they have morals and whatnot. They're just terrible writers.

[@dadventuretv2538]

@@xzero422 I don’t know man, look at how they act, the way they treat other people. Look at how they treat each other when the chips are down. Characters are reflections of their creators at some level, and look at how their characters act. We all know what that holier than thou director was involved in. Their moral compass only points in one direction, and that is at themselves.

[@rosssoyka860]

That D though 😂🤣

[@dadventuretv2538]

@@dougcrane8031 unfortunately KZbin won’t let my reply go through. But it was 2 words, one began with F and the other O. See if your tiny brain can figure it out. If not, maybe you can buy a vowel to help. If you think Stephen King’s stories are just about evil or the devil, then I guess I understand why you can’t comprehend my comment.

[@user.jjrj4649]

@@dadventuretv2538 this guy is definitely a kid, thinks youtube blocks you from writing fuck off and trying to be edgy with the F and O lol. dude, your parents need to monitor your internet use

[@adrianpillai6645]

Finally we see the meaning of "The power of one, the power of two, the power of Manny (Jacinto)!!!"

[@kungstu22]

Just living for Andor at this point.

[@sir.klunchis8557]

I haven't watched a single episode of 'The Acolyte,' yet I already know how it ends.

[@hoos3014]

How does it end?

[@mrsmokingskittles148]

@@hoos3014 with thunderous applause that's it's finally over

[@francespope4403]

I agree, Sol didn't have a way to know that Osha wasn't lying alone in the forest still, abandoned. Also weird that Mae went from betraying her master in favour of hugging Osha, to suddenly throwing her away and leaving her on the damp floor.

[@Andres-yu4uf]

The Acolyte and Jeremy keeping Johnnie Walker on business 🥃

[@afnan13122010]

Qimir Naked Body was the highlight of the episode..

[@deadnorth8648]

Who...

[@ZenMonkeyGod]

He's the only highlight now. The only good character. He's completely stolen the show.

[@marcoskangele9389]

That intro was so spot on

[@wordupninja]

Disney Star Wars is such a joke. I quit after last Jedi and never looked back. I do watch the KZbinrs talk about it

[@hittkid6312]

honestly same, I just came back to watch Mandalorian cause I love those guys but 2 episodes of season 3 and I dropped out again. Never watched the final season of CLone Wars and haven't bothered with the "good" ones like Andor and Bad Batch.

[@brbaic9364]

TLJ is the closest thing to Empire SW has gotten since then, fanboys are just crybabies when they don't get what they expect. ROS was trash tho

[@AbidShadhin]

Mandalorian is great and andor is class Haven't watched anything else

[@nicksmith798]

@@brbaic9364The closest thing to Empire 😂 Now I know you’re full of it! Go watch the acolyte and don’t forget to wipe the drool off your chin

[@PanCakeFace]

good riddance

[@thomashobbes8786]

Man, just realizing how much I look forward to your Acolyte vids 😂

[@wickjohn8673]

I can see by 8th episode Jeremy barely standing up and being super drunk... 😂😂😂

[@antwanjenkins6735]

These videos are more exciting than the actual show itself lol.

[@gianthand8130]

😂

[@deltalord6969]

Star wars is temporary but jeremy jahns videos are eternal

[@bengirard1984]

About the back scar: Clearly done with the light whip (I guess? Lol) by the green lady. About everyone being validated and “grey”: 100%. That pretty much represents today’s society in a nutshell(especially here in North America).

[@Fatt_Sam]

The thumbnail for this video is THE most bewildered Jeremy I've ever seen...

[@zekethewise7042]

OSHA saw his dark side and fell in love with it….jeeki who?

[@timgrimwood3477]

Lightsaber whip totally scarred him. Venestra was probably his master.

[@I_am_Alpharius__]

Exactly

[@bradmiles1984]

That's a good catch. Watch she will be his sith master and it's why she kept the council from being contacted.

[@buddylove9436]

That’s fitting, a woman being the big bad lol

[@TowDow3]

The big bad probably won’t be a waman. It’ll be squid games man

[@idiot_city5444]

​@@bradmiles1984highly doubt Disney will make their high republic prodigy main character that's been around for years the big sith lord... lol

[@ikahloayza3530]

"Dark side can be fun" 😂😂😂😂

[@HurricaneDDragon]

“Execute… Order Sexy Sith.”

[@latingringo89]

"Show doesn't know how to build character or tension"... wise words you speak 😂

[@ivorytorea]

I love it when media makes me question "is this intentional or nonsensical" constantly.

[@CyberVirtual]

Let's just say she got a good look at every shade of his saber color...

[@drbjr99]

Is it supposed to be that red right there?

[@CyberVirtual]

Your interpretation is more literal, but I was going for the innuendo. At least this show produces a lot of memes.

[@thelmctodaythelmctoday4037]

I can already see them making the twist that Sol is the real Sith Master

[@bradmiles1984]

It's gonna be green lady, it's why she didn't want the council to know anything. The scar on the strangers back is from the light whip.

[@thelmctodaythelmctoday4037]

@@bradmiles1984 that could totally be it as well. Whomever it is, it's not going to be overly satisfying.

[@bigt2079]

Yeah, it seems like they’re steering it towards green face. I suppose she’s going to be a secret member of the space witch club? I thought the real master was going to be horny face, but perhaps not…

[@bradmiles1984]

@thelmctodaythelmctoday4037 I think it will be her or the zabrak mother we never saw the corpse of in the flashback. Those are my two guesses. Honestly I agree the reveal will be just like smilo very underwhelming with no impact.

[@idiot_city5444]

​@bradmiles1984 they aren't going to make the big bad sith lord their prodigy female main character that's been leading their high republic novels and comics for years... think a little

[@buskergirl]

Video hasn't started yet but I can see Jeremy is still dressed for funeral.

[@josephstone4842]

We are all so grateful for your sacrifice Jeremy

[@MisterSinisterReviews]

The days of JJ in a Star Wars cape will never return. We still have the memories.

[@ProfessuhLemon]

Babe wake up, my opinion just dropped.

[@StopFear]

Very relevant comment about the shortcut. I heard Theravada Buddhists monk being asked if a person should take sedatives or antidepressants to suppress the desire (source of suffering) they always say no. That is a shortcut that defeats point of Buddhism.

[@acc2mdk1]

Crazy I have been watching this amazing dude for about 10+ years I think. Reviews are still going strong. Love it 🎉

[@Kanoog]

And you still don't know his name?

[@buca117]

Found him because of Mass Effect 3 and I've been subscribed ever since.

[@JonOhFun]

You call him Smilo Ren but he'll always be that comic relief with learning difficulties from The Good Place!

[@jonak.loves.u]

i haven’t seen an episode of this but i’ve watched all of your videos. thank you

[@generalimlerith8356]

He’s right tho I haven’t watched a single episode and let Jeremy detoxify my brain by explaining it lol

[@tubey84]

All the characters just waiver depending on what's needed for the scene. There's no build up, ever. It's not a twist if there's no setup.