jerma and ster talk UNFILTERED and jerma's shows his new hobby

[@russellfisher1303]

He could wear a Sterap-on

[@srgxz]

+2

[@4rumani]

-2

[@russellfisher1303]

@@4rumani :(

[@olasdorosdiliusimilius2174]

+2-2i

[@StrawberryShartCak3]

😳

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

Just the idea of somebody creating this ridiculous, sexual scenario and the judge just sentencing him to "touch grass" had me laughing so much

[@LaraBartel]

Jerma is a nine year old and Ster is his wildly inappropriate uncle

[@18skeltor]

Love the concept of a nine year old telling his uncle to go outside and eat breakfast because he's worried about his mental health

[@maxstinkyfoot7366]

@@18skeltor which works by the way, if you're depressed or have any mental issues, going outside at like 8:00 a.m. in a bathrobe and eating breakfast cures all of it. (I'm only partially joking, it is actually therapeutic)

[@noyz-anything]

jerma is a 9000 year old actually

[@aiexzs]

@@noyz-anything tell that to the judge

[@Citrusautomaton]

“Smoothie” feels like a slur for people that don’t even exist.

[@MegidolErin]

It's a slur against Koalas

[@emmamemer]

What are you looking at, smoothskin? never seen a ghoul before?

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

Smoothskin

[@jazzjazzington8244]

Argonians when they see a Nord 😂

[@Mrsircuddlesworth]

It's a slur for eunuchs

[@Clockwonk]

I like how Ster instinctively started taking pictures of Jermas clay creatures like a proud parent.

[@emmalucas4177]

He's got the energy of a toddler showing off their crafts to their mom haha. but it's a nice hobby and I genuinely liked a couple of those creatures, they're cute

[@phoebeaurum7113]

I don't understand this hypothetical. The crime is soliciting for sex, actually being able to have sex is irrelevant.

[@bubbsterr4967]

Yeah but he's smooth down there.

[@Lacie9]

🤓

[@9600bauds]

Sex Solicitor sounds like the worst superhero

[@gamma00crucis]

​@Batrachian Bill 👨‍🦯🛻

[@rabbitrulez]

I mean who said the sex was gonna be with the buyers genitals? Sex can still happen or what if it’s a domenatrix kinda thing

[@autisticsoundwave]

Jerma’s confused “what?” everytime Ster asks something or makes a comparison is literally hilarious

[@Gardeningismypassion833]

I mean the question is super confusing 💀

[@cherryrook8684]

Literally my reaction to that too lmao

[@Pickle-jarr]

“Jerma brings a bag full of squeaky toys to play with while on the toilet” is like a throwaway comment you’d see from a viewer on clips like this

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

I'm sure chat in the moment covered it but yeah a completely nonsense argument. 1. he still solicited the exchange. 2. he can still perform sexual acts with hands and mouth. 3. he can still have the person perform sexual acts on themselves. 4. if a person is caught purchasing drugs but they have no intent to use drugs, they STILL bought drugs.

[@4rumani]

His idea to "countersue" the police is even more absurd because even if him being genital-less mattered in any way the police would reasonably assume he had genitals

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

Also butts. And toys.

[@darkjanggo]

i havent watched this yet but what the fuck

[@Purplestufff]

@@4rumani on top of that, it would be a criminal case so you can’t counter-sue in the first place

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

@@MrUnsubscribe it's the other way around

[@joe____]

He misses home and is sculpting the form of his alien species

[@ivan-sin-compania5710]

it was actually pretty wholesome to see Jerma holding his little creatures clay blobs. Legit smile legit happy. I hope they actually do a clay collab stream. I would actually try to tune in to watch that.

[@Da_JoMo]

Sterma is the funniest friend duo that never has to try to be funny.

[@ThatHawksSimp]

“You can’t see the ghost? 🥺😢” pulled on my heart a little bit lol

[@ExtraQuestionableContent]

He really sat on the clay and called it a masterpiece, the Van Gogh of our time

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

Jerma's the first artist to use his rectum as a mold! What an innovative mind!

[@shortcircuitboard]

he’s not what we want but he’s what we deserve

[@paulblart9856]

“Michelangelo, Leonardo, Davinci, they’re all dead. I remain!”

[@coolsk8r]

bro the things i would do for a sterma clay crafting stream

[@Notepad37]

I'm listening

[@coolsk8r]

@@Notepad37 😏

[@Figgy_Jub]

Ok, let me give you my address and we can discuss your demands over dinner

[@Figgy_Jub]

Ok, let me give you my address and we can discuss your demands over dinner and some wine

[@andrsl1]

Seeing jerma share is favorite clay sculptures is so sweet, like he's just so happy to show his best friend what he made its so cute

[@flybot98]

I love that ster showed his chat screenshots of jerma excitedly showing off his little creatures like a parent showing their child's arts and craft project to a stranger

[@Slurpgerk]

Consider: she could've pegged him

[@theyoten1613]

Consider touching grass and eating breakfast.

[@Slurpgerk]

@@theyoten1613 prove me wrong

[@soupisfornoobs4081]

What's the point of pegging if there's no primary sex organs to stimulate, at that point it's just cleaning out your poophole

[@_Lumiere_]

Or he could have touched her or used sex toys on her. But if that is your first thought, then sure.

[@_Lumiere_]

@@soupisfornoobs4081 The prostate would still be intact, but yeah it would likely not be as effective, if at all.

[@LasersProbably]

Oh god jerma's little creatures are some of the best additions to the Jerma Lore that I've seen 🥰❤

[@al-is-cool]

I would unironically buy a jerma sculpture

[@LinkLoverRinku]

Aww ik they usually are bantering/roasting eachother but jerma supporting and validating his hobby was so wholesome

[@ian3821]

He is never beating the babygirl allegations

[@amandajensen3382]

What does that mean!??

[@nexusless]

jerma abdl lmao

[@ExtraQuestionableContent]

@@amandajensen3382 He is never beating the baby girl allegations

[@odile2odette]

​@@nexusless jerma diaper compilation.... :(

[@nexusless]

@@odile2odette OMG YES WE NEED THAT

[@snailsaredumb9412]

He really made us peep the horror

[@klimgus3823]

this is the perfect hobby for jerma im so happy this is his new hobby

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

These creatures are so cute! I cant help but think he was inspired by Hylics. Cant wait for sculpting stream

[@theverdantfern]

I wonder how much clay Jerma eats while he's sculpting his creechurs

[@biginsaneworm]

he is SUCH a cutie patootie

[@bligblungus8421]

Me when i'm in a "???????" competition and my opponent is Jerma's chat

[@gato_uisce]

if anyone is mean to him about this i will actually scalp them raw. i dont care

[@faland0069]

Judge Jerma would be a great event stream idea

[@rancidmarshmallow4468]

"I'm the kind of guy who makes like, 15 heads and..." I love that he thinks there's all kinds of guys defined primarily by what they do when given clay

[@entr0pix]

jermas creatures are a LITTLE bit ugly but thats why i love them so much. i hope he fills his whole fuckin house with them

[@ThatZommy]

this actually made me sad why is everyone mean about jerma's creatures

[@odile2odette]

they're just little creachers

[@orbcat1790]

i unironically love them

[@tablefr]

@@orbcat1790 golf bal

[@WuchtaArt]

They aren't? Most of the chat and comments are positive

[@end.olives]

Because they suk

[@mimik222]

The creature is cute why is chat so mean to my grunkle jerma 😖

[@bad_teammates]

Ster realizing he was taking pictures of Jerma's creations like a proud mom lol

[@jango7889]

charlie and dennis having a deep conversation

[@victorp8689]

YOURE SO RIGHT

[@dannhoff6646]

I actually think is really sweet that he's making sculptures, and stuff that he likes, he seems really happy!! :D

[@chloewalker214]

I love making clay things for people or just for myself, so I'm glad he's found a hobby to enjoy! I hope he sticks with it, it would be cool to see what he does when he gets better

[@sinkingwrench]

this makes me miss my dad…he, too, liked creating wacky creatures of clay

[@Penquinn14]

Jerma's creature is just a mix between Oobi and Cthulu

[@DapperMimic]

11:47 killed jerma's internal pride

[@reliuspupus6409]

Jerma started clay because of Hylics prove me wrong

[@shething6808]

The ghost looks like chewed up gum but I love the spirit!

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

I really hope he continues making these! Cant beleive people calling it childish, even as a joke

[@fisherpriceoffical]

I can't even laugh at Jerma because this is going to be me in 20 years.

[@legoguy23451]

i love how much i'm enjoying this interaction. thanks for the reupload^^

[@ADxTygon]

I hope jerma makes more clay creatures its so cute We need a whole clay stream

[@Kazuhira2249]

clay andy

[@ExtraQuestionableContent]

Clandy

[@HermanManly]

It's so weird, I literally started Clay sculpting half a month ago

[@woweeree3522]

I hope he washed his hands after working with clay, that’s how you get lynk’s disease

[@twiddydinks7938]

PLEASE JERMA PLEASE DO THE CREATURE STREAM WITH A BUGLEBERRY CAMEO

[@shadycatz85]

Judge jerma stream where viewers submit absurd scenarios and jerma gives a ruling

[@FR_three_Q]

I read “hobby” as “body” and I didn’t even question it. Ah yes jerma’s new body, this makes more sense than it should.

[@LGPanthers1]

Serious point for Ster's first thought experiment; you're still soliciting a sex worker and aiding an illegal industry. "Prostitution" tends to vary state-by-state but engaging in a financial transaction within that sphere still qualifies as knowingly supporting an illegal practice so you'd be guilty of aiding and abetting at the minimum.

[@justpotato8119]

Okay but the first lil dude and the rhyno one look pretty cool

[@freep3115]

I legit thought Jerma showed Ster a golf ball as a joke but then he picked up a golf oval. That said, I think Jerma sculpting is great and I think he should continue. The first two were really cool and expressive and he looked so happy in that picture Ster took. Maybe this can save him from relapsing to his old meat grinder ways.

[@leasagna2202]

He is so happy 😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️

[@seaweed1068]

this video felt like it was 5 minutes long

[@ExtraQuestionableContent]

It felt like 5 minutes and 12 years at the same time

[@JackChop]

I was just outside and hit my head on a rock

[@liminalhaunt]

jerma casually dropping new hylics

[@yourhomesliceishere]

This is super cute

[@chillmeii]

this whole exchange feels unreal

[@randomname191]

The rhinoceros elephant is so cute oh my god

[@mintycandyyumyum]

psycho forces man to stare at his eldritch horror statues

[@nessnesn64]

bro that shit is OOBIE

[@apple-de8tx]

This is like saying you can't be arrested for having cocaine in your possession because your nostrils are sewn shut

[@rodanandme]

this guys a total stervert

[@carto4028]

Eldritch entity shows friend the limitless shapes flesh can twist into.

[@MatildaHinanawi]

STERMA SCULPTING STREAM REQUIRED

[@MrHappyBats]

It's so nice they both found hobbies they enjoy ❤

[@InvaderKaz2008]

Goddamn wow, a Sterma podcast would actually kick ass, these guys are so good at talking

[@oucho]

His clay models remind me of spy kids

[@existereOracle]

i am absolutely OBSESSED with jermas silly little animals... lieraly somthing only is mind could come up with and im supper here for it

[@wwqqxr]

He looks so genuinely happy when showing off his little guys, that’s so cute

[@Dustaroo]

This reeks of Uncle humoring Nephew Energy.

[@Lotselance]

I could not see anything in Jerma's ghost creature until suddenly I had an epiphany at 10:47. It looks like Oogie Boogie

[@laynewhite626]

I can't believe Jerma showed off his homunculi on stream

[@attw6l]

this is wholesome

[@goosiegoose2005]

I actually loved the first creature he showed but the jar jar binks comment had me in TEARS

[@Bondo6464]

I like how when he asked what those creatures were that had the game and everyone below a certain age said Bakugan and I'm just here in my advanced age yelling CRAZYBONES!

[@Goozeeeee]

That ending was perfect

[@YangBalanceYin]

Man Star would be an easy slam dunk for a guilty verdict in court.

[@47ex1]

I knew that Scorn did something to Jerma's brain, but this... this is just scary.

[@popatochisps1198]

S C O R N

[@Jemis_Bond]

Big suck

[@adrianstepp6286]

I loaded mags for a range day on the toilet once. Another time I organized my fishing flies. Usually it’s little toys though.

[@NathanZ23]

This looks like two AI trying to communicate

[@goforgrim]

We need the Official Jerma Ice Cream - Clay edition

[@parrsnipps]

I'm actually pissed they didn't just swap the cams around so they FRIGGING FACED EACHOTHER

[@ni3kyYT]

very cool. you could scan them and edit them further in a 3d software

[@scooterking136]

3:20 honestly jerma would be a really good judge for juvenile crime. like “are you eating breakfast?” probably will help fix the core issue way better than sending kids to prison

[@Kennedxyz]

SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭

[@peaballs2]

5:09 This chuckle was slightly malicious I think I'm gonna be sick

[@thomper8604]

clay creature making stream when?

[@IntertwinedXEyes]

Jerma's creatures look like an inkblot test

[@zakkuthedreamer4138]

He's so talented ❤

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

To the chatter who said "BUTTHOLE MOUTH" upon seeing the creature with its very prolonged tentacle face: your partner will do fine with your mouth (or the og option if you have one) for a while, give yours a rest, they don't normally look like that.

[@Olivia-xm7xl]

its like buying weed without a bong, still got it u just cant use it

[@AveryHyena]

Not really, it's more like buying weed without lungs or a stomach

[@Olivia-xm7xl]

@@AveryHyena either way still cant use it

[@AveryHyena]

@@Olivia-xm7xl Not really. You can use weed without a bong. Also, not having a bong doesn't mean you can't get one in the future and use the weed then. Whereas if you have no lungs or stomach, you can NEVER use the weed.

[@Olivia-xm7xl]

@@AveryHyena 🤓

[@edgardeivis]

@@Olivia-xm7xl loses in argument, instant nerd emote

[@ameliafoley4156]

The ghost is the best one once you understand it

[@mythcat1273]

Imagine being a prostitute and one of your clients says "oh hey babe why don't you knock on my wood" I would charge them an extra 200 dollars just for how bad that line was

[@Sybato]

This is like saying "I checkout at the grocery store, but I'm allergic to peanut butter, so does that mean I didn't buy peanut butter?"