rare off-stream jerma discord call with ster

[@RadicalRegice]

Ster won the argument because he tricked jerma into staying for 20 extra minutes after he said he had to work

[@PilouPilou1212]

ADHD moment

[@chuckbatmangaming]

This is somehow the perfect clip to show someone to explain the ster jerma dynamic. Ster asks a very simple question with a seemingly obvious answer, Jerma answers the question in an insane roundabout way, Ster then interrupts with an equally insane counterpoint that somehow makes Jermas statement seem more ridiculous than it is, usually in the form of a loaded statement or extreme hypothetical. Jerma then elaborates on his previous point in an even more bizarre way, and Ster continues to goad him until eventually they have gone around in circles for 20 minutes talking about bathroom habits

[@zac9311]

What a wild ride

[@Jaymic]

It's one of those things that you spend enough time in a VC with someone you know exactly how to push their buttons

[@Necroskull388]

You can see when Ster brings up "do you take baths" and Jerma says "yes," Ster just pauses and sits in silence for several seconds to see if Jerma will elaborate and dig himself into a hole, then realizes he has to continue the conversation and brings up bath bombs.

[@thegameguy208]

I love them so much

[@Blaurot]

​@@Jaymicback in my day, we used to call a "virtual conversation" just a conversation lol

[@SomeGuyWithAFace9]

jerma kicking his feet and twirling his hair talking to ster on the phone so long that the battery dies

[@flayncele]

why is jerma so bad at being right, he's 100% correct but still sounds like he's arguing an insane opinion that doesn't make any sense

[@shortking-vp9vv]

You put it into words lol

[@clanofclams2720]

No he's not. Washing your hands before is psychotic

[@jesuschristimsoblueallthetime]

adhd

[@wolfinthedepths]

Jerma could tell you it's 2023 and you'd think he was fucking around

[@ShuckleShellAnemia]

He’s like 80% fine

[@seatbeltpillows8844]

Jermas voice has a politician tone in this video

[@SuperCompany007]

It sounds like one of those news reports where the politician calls in to the news program to explain some crazy shit he said earlier

[@JollyGiant19]

I did not have sexual relations with that bidet

[@ixthizzar]

Politician Andy

[@mr.dirtydan3338]

​@@SuperCompany007and then act like the audio recording is edited

[@spiderz11]

jerma and ster's so fucking funny he did not just keep him there for 20 fucking minutes to talk about wiping

[@polarfarina2726]

Jermas tone of voice for this entire call is so different from how it normally sounds on his own streams. An extra level of exhaustion and frustration that only Ster could illicit tbh

[@BierBart12]

I was wondering why he sounded even more like he just had 2 liters of coffee

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

He sounded like this in very old videos

[@nyashamrock6790]

I'm thinking maybe a lot of it comes from the mic he's using here, definitely not stream audio quality, i barely recognized his voice at first tbh

[@JC21]

I can imagine Jerma saying all of this while sitting at his desk, someone walks into his office halfway through and he shoos them away.

[@Purplestufff]

* cut to Ludwig waving everyone over to eavesdrop *

[@gl4d10]

he's sitting in the stall and you wonder for a second if he's just crazy or if he's talking to you cause he just k e e p s talking, there is no way that is a normal, human convo, i have def walked in on some disgruntled schizophrenic bathroom guy, this company is really out here just hiring anyone..

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"How do you urinate, Ster?" "One leg at a time just like everybody else" 💀💀

[@homeyworkey]

what does that even mean are his 1st and 3rd legs some how producing liquid? is he dipping them into the toilet the 2nd leg im accustomed to..

[@mikadosannoji553]

@@homeyworkey he raises them like a dog

[@avgchoobafan]

@@homeyworkey hes peeing himself

[@emeraldmusic9236]

He fills his pant legs one at a time, that’s how he streams without interruption.

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

He assumes the stance, hands on hips, crotch jutted forward

[@idilmedia]

for the one rare time we get to hear off stream jerma, why is THIS the topic of conversation

[@juansalazar7196]

At least it’s not jermas default food topic

[@antoniovital4298]

Ster

[@_Lumiere_]

​@@juansalazar7196you sure about that?

[@HabitualThinker]

@@juansalazar7196goddamnit I hate how much they talk about food

[@Dalton4D]

Ster knows EXACTLY how to push jermas buttons that's when you know they're good friends

[@odile2odette]

what an incredibly powerful thumbnail

[@Kazuhira2249]

his opinion on leaving public bathrooms as fast as humanly possible is so real

[@SomeGuyWithAFace9]

this conversation would have been 1/10th the length but jerma is deathly afraid of even implying the word "penis" so he somehow had to explain he doesnt want to touch his groin without washing his hands first without referring to it at all

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

it's just a black all consuming void down there

[@connorp3618]

yo gotta understand, when you're as heavily memed as jerma is, you say "penis" and it's over. Someone clips it, extracts it, uses it as a sound effect, and you have to hear it for years to come.

[@Y-E-R-I]

​@@connorp3618 i mean he has said penis and dick before, it' snot stopping nobody 😭😭😭

[@JoNarDLoLz]

​@@connorp3618ngl, that is a fair assumption to his thought process Counterpoint: he zerked it on stream

[@ouwle6618]

Jerma really sounds like his true ai self in this video

[@Purplestufff]

A momentary peek into a fucked up alternate timeline where post-2014 Jerma had proper audio equipment

[@JameBond007.]

jerma has 2 showers, one he gets into to clean himself in preperation for the second shower, so the second shower isnt dirty, then he has to clean the first shower which requires him to get back into the second which is now dirty so jerma is now stuck in a loop

[@erickwalter2828]

Shampoo Andy

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

The fact that this actually sounds like something about him

[@synphilia4776]

Feedback loop Andy

[@jared8515]

stunlock andy

[@BierBart12]

You gotta put a generator between the two showers to generate infinite energy

[@EvoQC]

Damn Ludwig fr lied about giving jerma a bidet

[@elusive-osmium]

Yeah i noticed that too

[@leafknives]

jerma forgot to bring it up in the salary negotiations

[@EvoQC]

@@leafknives that’ll do it, it was probably the adhd, it gets me every time

[@stranded9225]

you guys really gotta remember most streamers are sociopaths

[@BierBart12]

​@@stranded9225 Businesspeople moment In this whole jerma, ster, vinny, criken bubble, it seems like ludwig is the only one though

[@lizard1325]

i love hearing “one quick question before you go” at the start of a 20 minute video

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

sterma is one of the few reasons I have to keep going

[@erickwalter2828]

Same

[@Patrick.Weightman]

It's like watching an old retired couple

[@redwolfjo3_647]

​@@Patrick.Weightmansoon it will be Sadge

[@acethirtysix8378]

I like the idea that ster thinks jerma doesn't have to walk anymore because he has "people that do that for (him) now"

[@PETHRIS]

honestly its such a cold line

[@frncmagia]

ok but why is ster making the argument that you sometimes don’t need to wipe your ass like that isn’t absolutely disgusting

[@Lulleebee]

He’s baiting Jerma into a 20 minute conversation about a random thing

[@Jeddostotle7]

sometimes if you're lucky there is nothing there but like.... how do you determine that without wiping at least once????

[@ridenberg]

he admitted that it was just for a bit

[@eddie8409]

he's right

[@Asphaltmonkey0]

Never trust a man that says they just had a no-wiper

[@KarazolaX]

“You are Dennis from always sunny” I swear if jerma turns out to be a monster this is gonna be in every video about ‘the deserved downfall of jerma985’

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"You ever been in a storm, Hollie?"

[@GodDamnitTwitch]

this made me laugh way too hard

[@cord2706]

That wouldn’t be the most insane thing either. My mom saw a picture of him and asked how many people he killed

[@ixthizzar]

​@cord2706 did she see the one from the AI Serial Killer meme

[@connorp3618]

@@ixthizzar it was DEFINITLY the serial killer meme.

[@zac9311]

Ster stealing a heath kit from a burning scout, whilst overhealed

[@GameSuxLifeSux]

good

[@Shmethan]

It's the morally right thing to do

[@boodle399]

"I don't want to be the bath guy" well Jerma didn't want to be sus guy but we don't get to pick and choose our fates.

[@CherryNobody]

"What? I'm not streaming, this is fine, we'll do it on your stream, I don't care." it's really funny how he consciously acknowledges he's about to have a huge fucking Jerma Moment, and just resigns himself to it like he can't resist the draw

[@jimpickens8563]

watching this while shitting for maximum immersion

[@LieseFury]

"You must wipe twice in order to know you only needed to wipe once." -Sun Tzu

[@kirbyvore]

i like to think they're having this conversation unmuted across the tf2 voice chat

[@felsics9441]

Jerma actually right about washing before touching your nether regions. That's a delicate sensitive area i don't want to handle money then touch my willy.

[@gl4d10]

jerma has always been so dennis-coded but for some reason, hearing someone say it out loud was just mindblowing

[@TheBakerZen]

Ster acting like the normal one when he's just admitting all the ways that he has poor hygiene is INSANE.

[@Datoda]

Im with Jerma on this one, I literally wash my hands every single time I am remotely near a sink in my house or apartment simply because I dont remember what exactly I touched and it's just the principle of having clean hands, like what if I want to get a snack? Ster not even washing his hands AFTER sometimes is literally insane to me, that's psychopath level stuff

[@thinnairr]

Exactly, it's basic hygiene to take advantage of the soap & water if you're near it. Doing it after bathroom breaks just means you'll wash your hands at least a couple times a day. In fairness, with the way Ster acts when recorded, I'm not at all surprised to hear about his hygiene habits.

[@TheMrZ100]

The thought of touching the most important part of my body to aim it without washing first is gross to me.

[@cat_enjoyner]

im also with jerma, specifically because i am the person that can not leave their face alone for more than 5 minutes, and i have 3 silly stincky ahh cats, wich influents this, so if i will touch my face or whatever, my hands needs to be clean.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

​@@TheMrZ100Heart? Brain? Lungs?

[@alexrva433]

@@jamesmccomb9525 A man values his genitals far more than his own heart.

[@polarfarina2726]

This is why they worked so well making tf2 videos back in the day.... they can literally talk about anything forever playing this game

[@cole9475]

jerma is objectively right, but i think it’s important to remember that this is the guy who used to bring his entire gaming setup into the bathroom to shit. how do you keep your hands clean in that scenario

[@polarfarina2726]

I think in recent years he's just started to care a lot more about his personal hygiene and general self care. Like as he gets older and tries to deal with his health he's trying to be more careful and respectful with himself. Not like when he was younger and ate an entire sleeve of Oreos. I suspect in the era of bathroom gaming he probably did not wash his hands twice

[@Sybato]

@@polarfarina2726 This is fair, he brought up his skin care routine in one stream

[@teddielolnada]

I cannot believe that's jerma got oneguyed OUTSIDE of his stream

[@iminumst7827]

Jerma should do guest appearances in bathboy's stream more often.

[@NathanZ23]

Platão e Sócrates debatendo

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

Caralho, jermamite brasileiro inesperado

[@Birort]

Tem que ter uma comunidade Br fan do jerma

[@bean_eater1209]

Diogenes*

[@stranded9225]

i dont need to speak spanish to know how funny what you said was

[@Birort]

@@stranded9225 it's not Spanish

[@KarazolaX]

To me the biggest irony is that the guy who is most concerned with germs has germ in his name

[@cypdead]

its pronounced germ - AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[@salman_3833]

jermaphobe985

[@return4887]

WHAT! jerma is not....@@salman_3833

[@krave2789]

Jerma is a *closet* bidet user

[@holidaypenguin]

water closet. ig its better than the urinal in his bedroom

[@jaems]

deeply closeted

[@crackedemerald4930]

Jerma's worried the splash is gonna splash everywhere on his body because he's so small he sits with his legs straight on the toilet so he doesn't fall in.

[@razumovskyi]

"one question before you go" 0:22 / 19:46

[@daniel.holbrook]

jerma on the other side of a voice chat sounds like he's being secretly taped by a police informant

[@macran4]

"Double gripping your dog" is crazy

[@cat_enjoyner]

i don't know if Ster picked the worst or perfect person to talk about this. Jerma is literally the bathroom guy, meaning he Will spend time washing his hands, specifically before and after (and he's a brain roted ipad kid)

[@krave2789]

He plays *DIABLO* with his *FULL PC SETUP* on the toilet

[@juicejooos]

@@krave2789 He falls ASLEEP while STREAMING on the toilet

[@bajscast]

How can he be an ipad kid when he's like 55 years old

[@cat_enjoyner]

@@bajscast 55 years old man ipad kid

[@Sicira]

I can't believe Jerma is a jermaphobe

[@barrybobert9294]

Jerma doesn't walk by himself they push him in a stroller

[@bleth821]

I wash my hands before and after too tbh, but not always, and sometimes just randomly bc my hands feel dirty.

[@PurpleLightning6was9]

They should just do a podcast already

[@christianmogol960]

The streams and videos are always the podcast, no need for a fancy ass setup, and they’ll probably complain about the logistics of that idea

[@FSousA7X]

@@christianmogol960 and the struggle to not bring up food every 10mins

[@bajscast]

@christianmogol960 Well, I can't watch every stream recording but a podcast is easy. But you could theoretically make a podcast compiled of all the clips

[@christianmogol960]

@@bajscast yeah could work, i meant what i said because they just pivot onto talking about random topics as the stream goes on effectively turns it into a pseudo podcast lol. great for background noise if i say so myself

[@johnstevenson5084]

germophobe vs germophile

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

I kinda think the only reason Ster's family cares so much about the bath bomb is that it makes him so mad

[@timbuktu.1]

i sometimes wonder about the timeline that got the family-friendly no swears Jerma

[@SlumpDrunko]

the Jermacraft timeline

[@jamesxist]

​@@SlumpDrunko Unironically that would be the one actual psycho Jerma.

[@youraveragegamer8832]

@@SlumpDrunko Jerma Predator arc

[@Kinsley_XD]

jerma sounds like he's calling into the howard stern show here

[@Endy_123]

Star has the the same hygiene as shrek

[@mathclass2548]

JERMA HAS TOO MUCH SELF RESPECT HE WASHES HIS HANDS BEFORE HE PISSES

[@taroko3721]

i love that this whole style conversation has not changed a single bit even back in 2013 when they made youtube content together

[@TrotShuffle]

He acts as if he still has evidence to wash away from his serial killer days.

[@Kazuhira2249]

another off stream discord call is vinny re4 stream at the start jerma is voicing the stream like he is playing

[@SagaciousDjinn]

The best way I heard it put, after owning a bidet, you have this growing understanding of how primitive wiping with toilet paper is. Unmodified concept. For centuries. Yet we have smart fridges and landable rocket ships.

[@vizzy61]

this is true

[@SagaciousDjinn]

@@vizzy61 tweeting from a fridge. Everyone's fine. Tweeting a bidet Livestream and everyone loses their mind.

[@iconwilly9498]

I like to think this entire call, Jerma was in the bathroom sitting on the toilet the entire time.

[@jeremyquiros5483]

I thought Ludwig was gonna get Jerma a bidet 😢

[@jillsandwitch67]

ludwig has purchased a bidet for every streamer he's collabed with

[@JollyGiant19]

@@jillsandwitch67 But never gave it to them. He’s just got a room full of ungifted bidets.

[@wish8486]

Jerma is a case study on OCD/ADHD

[@Megamon0001]

Sterna is my favorite couple that marries, divorces, and remarries

[@jessica-mh3os]

ster knew exactly what he was doing when he asked that question

[@dumbloser666]

"what about the microscopic fecal matter?" hes so real for that

[@horridfate]

to whoever is named boymoder in this tf2 match: i need you

[@soundwave7502]

Jerma is in the right. I literally wash my hands anytime i possibly can and i use hand sanitizer when entering a new space

[@chau6340]

kinda not a great idea sometimes you just have to expose yourself to germs to keep a healthy immune system

[@soundwave7502]

@@earthbound_one yeah my hands are fucked up too, but I slap some moisturizer on during my skincare nights and call it a day (tho it doesn't help much)

[@gizzowd7497]

@@soundwave7502 man you need to learn how to marinate in the filth of the world

[@Sammy38]

​@@soundwave7502why does your pfp look like cropped porn

[@nutzeeber]

"i need to work" Vs "you wipe?"

[@ian3821]

My dream for a Jerma appearance on Always Sunny continues to live on

[@PowerUpT]

I'm at 10:39 and it just keeps going. I'm too impressed.

[@crackedemerald4930]

They're such couple goals

[@BariNgozi]

I wish Jerma would stream every day, I can't get enough

[@korolishut1996]

Jerma is the type of guy that says: "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED??!!"

[@IOwnKazakhstan]

The fact that JERMA is GERMAPHOBIC is crazy to me

[@cat_enjoyner]

God, i love them...

[@brxtsie]

compulsive andy

[@cosygracegames]

Listening to this casually at 3am, this is such a 3 am conversation lol

[@Theredmengroup]

Jerma is literally Gus fring

[@jonelervorths4110]

This is the longest Jerma has been serious (allegedly) in his whole life. And this is the subject matter that made him serious. T.T

[@thespicypyro6010]

I wash after but I do it with dish soap to save money

[@TheSilly6403]

dish soap is way more expensive lol

[@ripbozo2991]

maybe hes a jermaphobe

[@kittencorp.3295]

Jerma LOVES “bath salts”

[@RebeccaR1014]

TBH I love him even more now. He doesn't want to bring bacteria to the nether regions because it's easy to get infections in such a delicate area. That's all he had to say. But Ster................ not washing his hands after the bathroom AND not flossing? I feel bad for his wife.

[@bevvvy1374]

You act like not flossing automatically makes your mouth the most disgusting thing on the planet. Most people don't floss.

[@RebeccaR1014]

@@bevvvy1374 GIRL please go floss 😭😭😭A toothbrush doesn't get in between the teeth, flossing is a normal part of oral hygiene

[@bevvvy1374]

@@RebeccaR1014 I do...?

[@youraveragegamer8832]

@@bevvvy1374 I mean missing a few days here and there isn't the worst thing in the world but everybody should regularly floss

[@Tulip_bip]

it's interesting how americans are extremely obsessed with flossing

[@spoopy1970]

Real voice Jerma

[@pemo2676]

worst problem im having rn is an open wound on one of my fingers, making it difficult to wash my fuckin hands! like DAMN man

[@heathersgarden.]

why does ster talk to jerma liker an insecure girlfriend at one point in the video 😭

[@bobu5213]

"Why wouldn't you wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom. There are like 20 times the bacteria on your hands than anywhere else" I see this statement so often on the internet, so let me please finally put this discussion to bed. If you had to fight a 100 kittens or 1 pit bull which would you choose to fight? The bacteria that are on your hands aren't as dangerous as the ones that come out of your colon especially when you're sick or worse. Think about all the pathogens you know, now find one that usually inhabits the hands over any other place in the body. You won't find any. Bacteria =/= bad, you have bacteria living in and on you and you eat them every day. They are the reason you are alive. Pathogens however, suck. Washing your hands is to get rid of pathogens, not just bacteria. I hope anyone who was confused about this now knows why this isn't an argument for not washing your hands after going to the bathroom.

[@Grugmunster]

Germa real based with this one 💯

[@thecrystaltide3757]

Jerma is the prosecutor who goes to jail bc Ster (defendant) convinced him HE was guilty

[@mythcat1273]

Jerma's YEARS long beef with bidets is such an overlooked and under appreciated jerma-ism

[@burdok4138]

thanks for the vid babe

[@1234bobfox]

I think it's even more important to wash your hands first as a woman. If my hands are grody, I don't want them near my most vulnerable area in the restroom...

[@greencomet2011]

This is by far my favorite KZbin thumbnail

[@Whurlpuul]

I missed these two. I wanna hear a Sterma podcast. Or Jerrr, whatever.

[@chatboss000]

If you eat spicy food you should 100% wash your hands before using the bathroom because you will regret not doing so.

[@TimTimTimTimTimTimTimTimTim]

imagine this being someone's first hearing of Jerma

[@samanthampreg]

jerma is my ocd king❤

[@charismaticinsanity9576]

Jerma did say something about not wanting to be seen in his house naked on a house flipper stream, so that last bit can't be far off

[@trinity4251]

jerma has been retired for 2 weeks because he's too busy talking about bathroom technoques with ster

[@cusionmon6652]

jerma is so desperate to have his work interrupted by nothing questions he can give overzealously complicated answers to

[@melody_BP]

this is one of the rare moments where jerma isn't distracted 99% of the conversation