jerma construction site andy

andy gaslighting strikes again....
jerma's stream: / jerma985

[@CallingSkoot]

Someone in the chat saying "OSHA violation Andy" fucking killed me

[@18754KRS]

OSHA

[@Night5225]

you typed that didn’t you

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

that sounds funny eventhough I have no idea what the fuck is an OSHA

[@nathanwhiting5475]

@@marxist-leninist-protagonist safety violation on a construction site

[@oventree]

@@marxist-leninist-protagonist US work safety laws

[@sonnymoorexsonic]

i fucking love at 0:16 somebody says "jerma be quiet please im in court"

[@kai_fatallysapphic]

So rude, it wasn't even his turn to testify yet

[@Lucas_Dot_EXE]

In an alternate universe he would've made a bit where he testifies in court for 1st degree murder

[@seignee]

​@@kai_fatallysapphicthe jury raises score boards with a fat 0/10 and send that viewer to jail (idk how court works)

[@GuyDude-hk8uy]

temporary

[@thescruffinator8830]

​@seignee this is how it should be

[@ChloePricesNumberOneSimp]

"when everyone is at the construction site, nobody will be" what a thoughtful guy

[@Icetea-2000]

Worst supervillain

[@humanbean9370]

Syndrome type beat

[@WoobyMe]

Synjroma

[@humanbean9370]

Name checks out

[@fatitankeris6327]

I've seen you before. Based.

[@LifeWKai]

Sure Jerma, you turned on "construction sounds," definitely not a front for activating the meat grinder.

[@JACK0ACES]

Wait, what are you doin here?

[@thc_freebaser]

I love it when I'm already laughing because of Jerma then one of the comments make me laugh harder

[@finessefathr]

actual PSYCHO

[@Sh0xYT]

he is trying to hide the screams of his victims

[@anodyne-4736]

😟

[@catsock]

“ten hours of construction noise” is honestly something i’d expect him to listen to casually, or mayhaps even professionally

[@18754KRS]

professional

[@catsock]

@Vaccinated Kid i wish you had antivax parents

[@oshkiv4684]

Jerma gave himself hearing damage from the amount of "10 hours of construction sounds" he listened to

[@man4437]

@Vaccinated Kid Absolutely FUCKED local cat

[@PointsofData]

Sexy Back x Home Depot Theme

[@charliewegner]

i’d like to point out that this joke started because someone said “can you turn the game down? im trying to sleep,” then someone said “can you be quieter im watching this full volume at my mom’s funeral” and it just went on from there

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

can you make the stream a bit louder? my stupid baby wont stop crying

[@GimmeMyHandleBack]

I now believe you as I saw a message in there that said “DUDE THE FUNERAL”

[@TrumanFritz]

dude I did NOT realize this connection that is fucking hilarious

[@Alice-he2zh]

can you quiet doen, im in court

[@charliewegner]

@@Alice-he2zh i’m getting married right now, can you pause the game for my vows

[@cherry-bk2yr]

the person in chat who said “i love machine girl”

[@fresh9530]

best fucking comment holy shit

[@r.a.s5177]

The construction site sound is definitely something that i would hear when Im listen to some of Machine girl music

[@fresh9530]

@@r.a.s5177 I THINK ABOUT MY FACE AND THE PAVEMENT‼️ A MATCH MADE IN MY OWN MENTAL HAVEN‼️

[@tulu-_-]

hmm a toaster lover idk ._.

[@18754KRS]

machine girl

[@Lucyller]

I love how someone in the chat said "make your camera shake" as if the construction was so noisy and close it would shake his whole appartment.

[@Killbayne]

to be fair if they're working on the building then the vibrations would shake the camera

[@penewoldahh]

​@@Killbayneif hes in the goddamn building they're working on, but i guess jerma would do that

[@Killbayne]

@@penewoldahh have you ever had a downstairs/upstairs neighbor renovate lol, my chair became a massage chair that day

[@penewoldahh]

@@Killbayne lmao

[@seignee]

​@@Killbayneok so if u hold ur fist against ur zenis u wont even have to expend energy to zerk off

[@gunslingingbrokenmessiah]

my worst jerma moment was joining during this part of the stream

[@StormzedGaming]

pfp says different

[@TheVilivan]

@@StormzedGaming They had to change their pfp to that. The construction stream curse spares no one.

[@gunslingingbrokenmessiah]

@@StormzedGaming safety first

[@yusefabuissa6685]

Please God tell me you believed the bit

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat]

Best*

[@The_Corn_God]

Thats what it sounds like in jermas head 24/7

[@lucridd2923]

jermonial brain activity

[@GayBrain]

Live brain demolition

[@roseroserosierose]

he doesn't even know we couldn't hear it on stream. it was all inside his head poor guy.

[@CEDEREL]

his brain is just one dude with a jackhammer surrounded by complex machinery he barely knows how to operate

[@whoisanarnb]

@@lucridd2923 it’s a bunch of small, single-celled Jerma’s creating +2 bits, throwing -2 bits out, upgrading the meat grinder, and scheduling streams for the perfect time to get high

[@nekomancer47]

That fucking pirate ship cannon still manages to be the loudest fucking thing even through that cacophony

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Beautiful use of the word cacophony.

[@user-fc2xk3uv8y]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[@UseZapCannon]

I like this implied universe where Jerma will cancel a stream because of a headache but won't cancel it when a deep bore drilling operation starts in his backyard

[@orionbarnes1733]

instead, he goes to the Bug Doctor for his headache

[@fatherdex8174]

"Why does his audio always suck?" This is the one man who only joins the stream during bits. How I envy him.

[@Marphaxs]

@Vaccinated Kid naww what 😭

[@spawsgoober]

@Vaccinated Kid HUH

[@Sharaa0]

@@spawsgoober report

[@NitroCheese]

@Vaccinated Kid average jerma tuesday

[@considrowzy]

one thousand likes moment

[@gus2116]

Can't wait for the construction stream

[@kingding9542]

Building the giant human meat grinder I'm sorry for not being funny I can't stand what the jerma community has done to me anymore

[@genever_lover]

he will be so sexy in his little construction man outfit

[@kailin9257]

Where he drives around his neighborhood in a whateverthefuck machine idk I'm not a heterosexual middle aged man and demolishes people's houses with it

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

I better get a puppet version of his slime vtuber

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern the best possible sequel

[@hopes3836]

I love how chat starts typing +2 even before they heard the joke. Like they already know it will be a good one

[@larlwheezer2334]

invest early

[@jamierbb]

Based Dirk fan

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

Please God where can I get an explanation of the +2 -2 thing I love jerma stuff so much but it drives me insane

[@samditto]

Homestunk

[@colinbrown7947]

@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 +2 means good joke -2 means bad joke. I don't totally remember why the number 2 was chosen but here we are

[@thefrub]

I like how as soon as Jerma starts smirking, thinking in that little brain of his, chat starts spamming OH NO, BIT INCOMING, JOKE INCOMING

[@18754KRS]

oddest jerma fan user name

[@themyofmy]

most based jerma viewer username

[@eeeeeeeeeeeee1]

Most based jerma fan alive, killing babies is murder

[@18754KRS]

@@eeeeeeeeeeeee1 is murder based

[@aru-YT]

​@@18754KRS ​ ah yes, taking away women's rights is based, especially if a man r^pes a woman and they have no choice for abortion!

[@justinhamilton8647]

someone in the chat typed “holly is DESTROYING the house” and i wheezed so hard i saw white

[@TheBanMan]

walter white under crawlspace moment

[@GNOMgaming]

@@TheBanMan there was rot, he had to do it

[@frds_skce]

You wheezed so hard, you saw Waltuh White? Damn.

[@ganii1804]

this gf is FUCKED UP

[@CharlesDantonio3]

@@TheBanMan oh my god it’s you you made oneyplays best of n word you’re an eceleb

[@Marconejo]

best part of a jerma stream is when he reads a chat message and you can see the gears turning in his brain to turn this message into one of the "best joke that took five minutes to set up" contenders of the year, and chat realizes a bit is coming and starts geting hyped for it, and then jerma puts a white text on screen and everyone loses their minds

[@rashs6302]

can u link me another time it happens? this shit is too funny

[@DoganME]

@@rashs6302 multiple times, there is a stream from a Casino game, when he puts a fart with reverb in background, but the video is silent for majority of the time, only to unexpectedly play the sound, it’s similar to how Joel Vargskelethor does his jokes, if you want to know some other people that make jokes like this

[@Marconejo]

@@rashs6302 Absolute favorite version of this is his "Absolutely Destroyed on Red Wine" bit, but there's also the "Rock Out Break" bit and others that I'm completely blanking on right now but any One Guy Moments compilation is sure to have

[@leetri]

@@DoganME AGGA

[@Husk-E23]

@@rashs6302 the two that instantly come to mind are the chubby bunny stream where he acts like hes just gotten from the dentist and the screaming and farting one

[@NAAAAAIL]

"Theyre building a SKYSCRAPER!" I love how Jerma thinks a bigger building is louder to build than like a Dollar General.

[@oliverholm3973]

Well yeah duh, you have to build them from the top down, so you need some really big machines. And bigger equals louder. Always.

[@jakec2229]

@@oliverholm3973 they're actually building a tower from the top down in Detroit.

[@blacktimbs8354]

@@jakec2229 how does that even work do they just drop the bricks down from a crane or something

[@punani_slayer4209]

@@blacktimbs8354 yup. That's what tetris is based off of

[@Noizzed]

@@oliverholm3973 Building actually is way quieter than other construction jobs, building a house from the ground up might be less loud than having to change part of the layout where there is a lot of destruction that goes on.

[@xXZOMBIE_KATXx_EXE]

Only a PSYCHO would be asked to speak up due to noise and then deliberately add MORE NOISE. Truly souless and calculated man.

[@SieMiezekatze]

Thank God Jerma is not real

[@denzel5710]

Wait, so the guy from amongus smile meme is a streamer???

[@orangequill1645]

@Vaccinated Kid die

[@cheeselord8153]

@@denzel5710 you wish he was only a streamer, he's a psycho murder and unhinged, run away fast before he gets you

[@g_u_m_m_y_s_h_a_r_k]

@@denzel5710 yeah 💀 his name is Jerma985 and he streams on twitch lol

[@PinkBroBlueRope]

The fact that it pauses for like 3 seconds so you think it's over and then starts again is so god damn funny

[@bapmain7587]

dog i read the comment as soon as that happened and i fucking died lmao

[@thenippleextractor]

the barely hearable pacman music is what makes it perfect

[@Jupiter-Jazz]

bro said hearable im fucking crying

[@RitardandoTheMailman]

WOULD YOU RATHER THEM SAY HEARKANABLE YOU BARBARIAN?!@@Jupiter-Jazz

[@grmpf]

​@@Jupiter-Jazz "hearing view" moment

[@KeggleStomp_Pogrompa]

“Ban that guy for at least a day” “Do it yourself you tyrant”

[@DemoniteBL]

The very last message lol

[@D1570R73D]

The number of people that didn't realize he was joking.

[@laynewhite626]

The way he sets everything up so carefully for the joke 💀 I truly believe the "he doesn't listen to radio in the car, he only has conversations with himself" thing is real after that amount of dedication

[@18754KRS]

i do too

[@tirs0d]

personal attack

[@stardusst]

@Vaccinated Kid BRO WHAT

[@ogchirag]

@Vaccinated Kid what the fuck 😂

[@anotherslowtown9601]

so grateful that he still got the stream in

[@janefkrbtt]

When jerma puts his controller down/leans back in his chair, the entire chat waits in baited breath. All spamming +2 in the meantime

[@jelly985]

i agree, it was funny Jane Fuckerbutt

[@18754KRS]

＋２

[@flamingbull3438]

What does +2 mean? I’m new to Jerma clips

[@janefkrbtt]

@@flamingbull3438 an invisible score that the chat will add or subtract from. Its usually only if the joke has a set up. The + or - is dependent on if the joke was good or not.

[@tman301j]

@@flamingbull3438 It's from a stream he did with Etalyx where they challenged themselves to beat some co-op game within a time limit. Every time they made a good joke they added 2 minutes to the time limit while bad jokes took 2 minutes away. "+2"/"-2" then evolved to mean "good joke"/"bad joke".

[@life4trinity]

"jerma you're too loud please speak quietly"

[@Leto_0]

Jerma pls I'm trying to sleep

[@sleepycarnes]

When he started playing this, I was so confused because he was literal background sound/ livestream while I had music playing while drawing…

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

Lofi construction sounds to bleed/deafen to

[@Sir_Bucket]

​@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 lofi meat grinder sounds to giggle to

[@leemsvg]

@@Sir_Bucket the horror in audio form

[@18754KRS]

@@leemsvg peep

[@montanarose4622]

The sounds of an average Jerma viewer’s brain trying to consume any level of higher entertainment

[@l.pietrobon3925]

Lower*

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Jerma is the highest form of entertainment.

[@D1570R73D]

lmao yeah hollywood and the music industry are really just a step up... sure

[@FunkyGhostHD]

How? How does he catch that one obscure message in a chat that basically goes hyperspeed? This guy is truly a psycho huh🤔?

[@oakleyves]

he somehow always sees the weirdest ones

[@bananabuns1369]

vinny somehow reads the absolute worst fucking ones ever i think its just a streamer brainrot thing

[@bruh-hr1mt]

sometimes he even makes some of it up (actual psycho streamer) he made up the whole "eat a mcdick" thing too lmao no one said that

[@naranciagaming]

His perception of time is 10 times slower than ours, like a fly

[@meatloafbiggie2348]

@@naranciagaming this actually made me lol

[@ElazarY]

The best part is that some people showed up exactly after he finished setting the joke up, and they actually thought that he wasn’t joking

[@r.a.s5177]

I really thought the sound of the ship shooting was a part of that construction site background sound.

[@dawavve]

That's the part that had me in tears

[@emimor]

worst/best joke contender right here

[@supsick]

Remember, guys: this is always someone's first Jerma stream.

[@dariogutierrez6716]

My mom must think I'm insane. We live next to an actual construction site that's annoying af and here I am willingly listening to louder construction sounds on my phone and laughing

[@DrCoomer_1]

"Take cover bit incoming" I love it

[@KT-vg3nc]

I wish there was the funeral guy story in the beginning. I fucking loved this bit. I cried

[@Cody_Cigar]

please elaborate :)

[@18754KRS]

@@Cody_Cigar your father

[@luketift8965]

@@Cody_Cigar some guy a little earlier during the stream asked jerma if he could turn the stream volume down because he was at his mom's funeral. jerma, of course, read the message out loud and it was a good time

[@Cody_Cigar]

@@luketift8965 That's fuckin hilarious, thanks for sharing :D

[@PointsofData]

@@Cody_Cigar his mom died and youre laughing Psychopathy is truly contagious

[@OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ]

Instead of granting him more clearance on his voice he gives him MORE construction sounds

[@OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ]

@Vaccinated Kid WHAT THE FUCK ABSOLUTE PSYCHO STREAMER ACCIDENTALLY LEAVES STEAM ON WHEN HAVING RELATIONS WITH THEIR FELINE COMPANION

[@nosushi]

Jerma was truly a great mind of his time, u can see how much joy making these bits bring him, so sad to see him go, he will be missed. may his family rest well knowing he left doing what he loved

[@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher]

Rip jeremy

[@AINGELPROJECT667]

I can't believe the ligma finally got him

[@CaptainShenanigans42]

@@AINGELPROJECT667 I do say good sir, I have not heard of this affliction by the name of "Ligma". For this reason, I humbly ask you to reveal to me the nature of this ailment.

[@AINGELPROJECT667]

@@CaptainShenanigans42 Ligma ba-**is fed to the Meat Grinder**

[@ChaosAtlantis33]

@@AINGELPROJECT667 Say less 🥵

[@shenigin]

Love how he manages to misread every single chat he reads out loud. Even if it’s something as simple as changing “on” to “in” he does it every. time.

[@sierra4us]

@ that guy in chat who said "jerma stop my moms coffin is VIBRATING"

[@merasmusentertainment]

3:32 He's looking around like they're doing work inside his house. He cares so little for safety, what a monster.

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

0:31 bro, that chat message is foul

[@cakecwaft1061]

i came in while he was doing the joke and i couldn't stop laughing

[@olafsomething]

Same hahahah

[@arckosX]

best one guy if it was not for ballfondler

[@CarlMakesVideos]

All the other one guys need to just pack it up and save it for next year's running, nobody'll top the sheer impact of ballfondler.

[@georgie7109]

You know it's gonna be a good bit when text apologising for something appears on screen.

[@Zeephon]

0:06 the exact moment the gears start turning, while he thinks "how can i turn this into a bit?".

[@vactyl__]

construction is currently being done on my apartment so the fact that i couldnt tell when the noises actually started made this bit 20x better

[@kobwmoose]

Funny how you can tell who was in chat before and after the joke initiated

[@alienenthusiast]

I sadly missed this stream, but there could've been a very real chance of coming in on this bit, and worse, and possibly believing it, lol.

[@shrekobama5832]

that was me 😞

[@TomasioTV]

How does that pirate ship can fly, even modern pirate ships can't fly. And yet they installed primitive cannons instead of accurate guns. A machine gun could've killed Pacman easily, he's a single infantry unit that casually runs and jumps on steady platforms. What a failure of a murder attempt. The guy was even naked and didn't try to defend himself. What the hell. The guy cringed so hard he committed suicide several times to show the pirates how it's done.

[@TheVilivan]

If this isn't a copypasta, it should be

[@aedile2819]

Wake up babe new copypasta dropped

[@TomasioTV]

@@TheVilivan Thanks I guess.

[@rachelgoldenburg2241]

Maybe Pac-Man could eat small bullets. Like the white pellets he eats.

[@takethewordss]

As much as jerma's chat sucks, he couldn't do bits like this without them. Sometimes they influence the best jokes. Chat and jerma can't exist without one another. They are Venom.

[@18754KRS]

we are legion

[@gabrieloberleitner1799]

They ain't gonna know what hit emmmmmm

[@kingding9542]

Whys the chat suck?

[@waffler-yz3gw]

you just explained why jermas chat doesnt suck tho

[@takethewordss]

@@waffler-yz3gw you know what i mean when i say it sucks

[@Cli654]

Montreal Andy

[@Cli654]

@Minwon Jang I wouldn't know I don't live in Montreal

[@javabean4383]

Imagine being the guy at a construction site and then jerma turns on more construction noise

[@youraveragefan6953]

The people who were telling him to close his window made this so much funnier

[@CheeseInTheOven]

Jerma shows off his new construction company side gig to his viewers as a means of "flexing"

[@sage4460]

i love how he walks us through the bit because we're all in on the joke and the elusive new viewers are the audience. truly an incredible way to make any joke

[@freaky-c3l]

I hope one day I can be the viewer who comes into the stream at this exact moment and is gaslighted by jerma

[@18754KRS]

you will

[@PointsofData]

Just watch VOD clips, you'll be gaslighted by the video AND the comments. Sometimes in different directions.

[@jermarat]

i was eating my dinner while watching this and i couldnt stop laughing i also choking for 2 minutes straight while hearing construction noises, so that was fun.

[@0tterhead]

You can see the smile on his face developing as the hamster wheel in his brain spins at 2 miles an hour

[@biggithj6926]

avant garde andy

[@biggithj6926]

einstürzende neubauten andy

[@fennec70]

Nice geogaddi pfp

[@x9147]

1:28 some rap song sampled these low quality hammering sounds but i don’t remember which song 😭

[@christmasbob1]

5:05 His face when he thought the construction sounds were still going had me dying 5:24 The poor dude lol

[@falco5148]

This man has 300 IQ solutions, truly an equivalent of a rocket scientist

[@dopey473]

Can't believe he played an entire industrial metal album on stream and didn't get a copyright strike.

[@Leto_0]

You shoulda included the two comments before, asking him to turn it down. They helped build this joke up to the masterpiece it was

[@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266]

“Holly is destroying the house!”

[@michaelbronder9147]

He's trying to recreate the farting and screaming and crying bit so bad. It's sad to see how washed up he's become

[@LowProfile0247]

recycled bit andy

[@juicejooos]

fart addicted andy

[@danafah9539]

not the same as it was andy

[@crocrock9505]

dead horse andy

[@happymoomoocow]

This was better

[@highlyquestionable9802]

been having an actual construction going on right next to my place, thank you jerma for a relatable stream

[@EclipsaMyrtenaster]

This man's brain works in such beautiful ways. I hope he eventually donates his brain so we can examine how he thinks

[@teevee1782]

4:23 why did jeraremty fall wit pakistan 😂😂😂😂

[@sirultim8643]

4:14 gameplay synced with the construction sounds LMFAO

[@yungstigmatamanne]

i wish jerma would run his audio through fl studio into obs bruh, he could do so much fucked things, imagine he sidechained his voice to the construction sounds 😂😂😂

[@fartgarfunkeljr]

oh god

[@DestroyedArkana]

There was a boss later on that made awful crunching noises too. It was like the 2nd part of this joke

[@noobnoob8922]

I love to see chat overload the Pentium processor of a brain that jerma has

[@Moth_Dust]

The word “pentium” has make me feel ancient, thanks.

[@Rayo75]

I lost it at the oneguy in chat at 3:10 who said "oh I love machine girl"

[@midniteGMG]

You can tell when he has a bit cause you can see him trying so hard to hold it in

[@totemxatu]

The best part about these bits is how much he entertains himself by doing them

[@__________________________Fred]

Jerma has brought me so many moments of insane entertainment. This one was just too funny

[@fromwindcity]

DUDE MUTE YOUR MIC THERES A BUNCH OF NOISE

[@MitsurugiR]

I wish more channels had chat replays in their highlights. Keep up the work, my friend!

[@ashtonjames8701]

the best jerma bits are the ones that are 5 minutes long and not funny

[@Electric0eye]

the "INCOMING BIT" in chat was so good They knew. We all knew.

[@Infxmouxz]

Welding stream incoming Pog

[@hughjaenus2235]

I love how everyone who joined after the bit started just genuinely asked him to speak louder lmao, these bits always work.

[@numbthepainnovacane]

“BRO IN THE TRENCHES” IM DYING

[@FungalFury]

softlock andy

[@patrickistruck]

-2. one of my fav bits

[@silly2926]

This video is so calming to me. It's like watching somebody play a lullaby on a funny little instrument but it's just jerma trying to talk over a cacophony of construction noises

[@kane-111]

oh my fucking god this is one of my favorite Jerma videos out here LMAO

[@commondeathadder822]

These comments are the duality of man

[@suprevadak]

"Jerma I am wearing hearing protection to hear you why have you done this" lmao

[@Crust_Crease]

That is too funny XD

[@freelikeojallday7543]

2:53 “there’s nothing I can do” 😂😂

[@gaslightergus]

Watching this bit while there is a construction site outside my windows🗿

[@ErisEntropy]

0:56 johndee00 negating all the fun with a fat -20000

[@Zero_Shift]

"Try to lipsync the jackhammer" says a chatmember

[@Joshua-bb7hj]

"Is it fine now?" *Construction constructs harder*

[@stupidone248]

apparently i started watching the stream RIGHT AFTER this bit ended. very sad i missed out on the construction

[@EliteVeyron835]

4:35 “Just mute your mic dude what the hell is wrong with you”