"the human brain is not meant for this. We're supposed to be harvesting grain and dying of smallpox!"
@tonyelectionfraud6693 ай бұрын
they've always been jerma's most elusive demographic
@WaterboardedDriftwood3 ай бұрын
Amish Andy
@periosyАй бұрын
1:23:27
@X01ares4 ай бұрын
I accidentally had this on 2x speed for 10 straight minutes thinking it was an editing style choice
@spacebassist4 ай бұрын
not a drop of amish blood in you if you didn't have a seizure
@X01ares4 ай бұрын
i’m sorry for not handling a wheelbarrow with logs and delivering it to the community and for not contributing by not relaxing and helping each other
@spacebassist4 ай бұрын
@@X01ares you've already compromised us by going online. if you post cringe, it'll be the end of our village
@keandogg4 ай бұрын
i am from fortnite
@X01ares4 ай бұрын
@@spacebassistbut so have you; comprised our village by going online. if I go down, you go down with me. the fate of our brethren is in our hands, be wary of the cringe, my friend
@trixielulamoon63394 ай бұрын
i appreciate you not cutting out any of the weird grunting noises, they're integral to the jerma ultrakill experience.
@miadiamia4 ай бұрын
i would never
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel4 ай бұрын
I was playing something and not really paying attention, and one of his moans caught me off guard. Forgot what I was watching for a moment.
@ambi_cc8464Ай бұрын
Jermakill, if you will
@zarrowthehorseАй бұрын
trixie
@zhkingg3 күн бұрын
trixie
@crowfever4 ай бұрын
I love how Jerma got introduced to parrying and his first impression was just "Yeah I'm never doing that again"
@BigGremlin-cc7hu2 ай бұрын
he cannot lie
@enibenni32894 ай бұрын
jerma is like a type of farm hog that doesn't know what looking up is
@enibenni32894 ай бұрын
gabriel's supreme strategy: teleporting above the streamer that hasn't evolved proper vision yet
@perused3 ай бұрын
This is so funny how does someone come up with this lol
@earth88_3 ай бұрын
@@enibenni3289his brain can handle no more than 2 axis
@Korby_Worby13 күн бұрын
@@perused it's a common joke that gamers don't look up, thus missing very simple solutions to puzzles & games. It was really funny to watch him literally lock eyes with a secret in 1-3 and then walk right past
@dan_loeb4 ай бұрын
i really appreciate including hakita and gianni's reactions, it was such a big part of this all as an event.
@ImWeirdAndILikeIt3 ай бұрын
It was an incredible live experience refreshing for new dunks
@a_businessman4 ай бұрын
jerma985 CAUGHT trying to PROJECTILE BOOST with the KNUCKLEBLASTER
@miadiamia4 ай бұрын
i actually just made a "trying to parry with the knuckleblaster" edit for the ferryman fight
@a_businessman4 ай бұрын
"why parry, when you can just annihilate them?" well, mr 985, it's because sometimes, you don't wanna sugarcoat it.
@m0ddotrar3 ай бұрын
It's so fucked up that he'd say something like that
@enibenni32894 ай бұрын
impressively never seen someone gamer rage hard enough that they morph into a honey glazed ham
@jeshegames3 ай бұрын
Gabriel: Machine, turn back now. Jerma turns around and tries to leave but Hell closed the door. M'kay. Turn back or you will be crossing, the Will of God. Jerma turns around to check the door is still closed, it is.
@nobody-pr7fg4 ай бұрын
Oh my god I've never seen how unprompted the wheelbarrow rant was i would have been genuinely concerned aswell
@bionicdragon54 ай бұрын
"Jeremy Elbertson lied to me!" - Gabriel ULTRAKILL
@westwardzephyr4 ай бұрын
This was my first time ever watching Jerma and now I don't think I'll ever attempt this again. Not because I didn't enjoy it, but because I'm 98% sure that if I ever attempt to watch him again I will be torn out of reality within the first 20 seconds. He terrifies me. 10/10, recommended to all my friends and family.
@Gift_Of_Victory2 ай бұрын
Jerma is actually one of the more normal people I have had the pleasure of witnessing.
@thepenguins75644 ай бұрын
now this is main monitor content thank you for this meal
@nontologicalbeing4 ай бұрын
Mixing "No Parry Gary" in with the taunts in Gabriel's fight was perfect love your editing
@trashbeast4 ай бұрын
i had heard the guggita guggita quaker oats rant before but i didnt realize he fuckin beat v2 mid oats rant thats incredible
@mattforsleep10354 ай бұрын
The info about the tech/enemies and stuff is SO helpful and interesting! Honestly never seen an edit with breakdowns like that and it fucking rules
@ActuallyKounaka4 ай бұрын
This channel only having 1k subs is absolutely criminal. Thank you for your hard work to bring us this 3 hour masterpiece.
@Lucas_Jeffrey4 ай бұрын
I subbed when he had like 40 subs so it's being remedied quickly
@miadiamia4 ай бұрын
@@Lucas_Jeffrey misgendered andy 😔
@gurepbell3 ай бұрын
i dont even watch jerma streams, but this was such a fun edit. the fact you went out of your way to add hakita's and gianni's reactions was absolutely amazing, this was such a good experience, not for jerma, though lmao
@ChewyTwee4 ай бұрын
These edits are nice! As much as I love the lowkey vibe of most Jerma long edits, it’s fun when the editor is more involved
@xann26814 ай бұрын
The autism level where i have watched this same stream in different ways 5 times by now
@Lux_Ferox4 ай бұрын
Me with his lifeline streams.
@xxscribbledragonxx974420 күн бұрын
Ultrakill hyperfixation has gripped me, Jerma streaming it means I have this stream on LOOP
@ArtZy084 ай бұрын
Aww! Hes so TF2 brained hes buffering his melees! I love my adorable little streamer hes so scrunkly, missing all his parries!
@flying_gorilla80693 ай бұрын
We really treat him like a class pet
@aprentice2345674 ай бұрын
1:22:19 Jerma face look insane, he looks like he's about to strangle a student especially in slow mo
@aprentice2345674 ай бұрын
actually its 1:22:21 1:22:19 looks like he's turning into a mouse
@subject_reever463 ай бұрын
What makes you think he wouldn't do it wearing different face?
@lungse.25654 ай бұрын
THIS PLEASES THE CABINET.
@remxmbr3 ай бұрын
im hoping to see the whole meltdown of Jerma moaning without realizing it for 20 minutes.
@miadiamia3 ай бұрын
@@remxmbr your wish will be granted
@remxmbr3 ай бұрын
@@miadiamia Mmmh
@thecosmicguy214 ай бұрын
thank you for clarifying that its Mr. Elbertson playing, some of the other jermas have lately caused some issues with identification.
@thecosmicguy214 ай бұрын
After further inspection it seems you may have misidentified this one, im not currently sure which jerma it is but he keeps morphing and contorting his face and Mr. Elbertson was not capable of that.
@benpinner65352 ай бұрын
He spends so little time facing bosses that he'll spend an hour fighting and still not learn the moveset
@TeaIngyer3 ай бұрын
I love the moment in Ultrakill where GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA GUGIDA
@mahasura96674 ай бұрын
the editor notes are super cool
@ChewyTwee4 ай бұрын
Wicked groggy editor
@MiKeDaBoMb3214 ай бұрын
I'm sure you know this but these edits are literally lifesavers sometimes, you do great work for the community and youre so appreciated
@deadaccount037914 ай бұрын
17:48 why did this dude just scream like omega flowey
@Rat_99914 ай бұрын
youre like genuinely the best jerma editor omg
@ZaccoOfficial3 ай бұрын
The spliced in sound clips from the reaction of gabriels VA during the gabriel fight was magnificent
@juniperwhoops4 ай бұрын
this is actually such a goated edit. info about weapons and enemies are sick, fun moments are kept in and less engaging ones cut out. slay
@tristenx2 ай бұрын
I really felt the anger that Jerma was feeling during the Hideous Mass fight, and when *I* fought the HM for the first time, I was on LENIENT, which is a difficulty BELOW the one Jerma was playing
@huphepner86224 ай бұрын
ready for my jermovie
@Permafrost14 ай бұрын
I was about to watch his ultrakill stream yesterday, no way, god bless your soul and everyone you love 🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭
@Left4Sharkbait4 ай бұрын
2:42:40 "No Parry Gary" lmfao
@puppyfoxgirliepop4 ай бұрын
omg finally an edit of this, i love jermas dusk and ultrakill playthrough so much and jerma is so awesome and ultrakill is so awesome!!!
@EvilMightyTrash11 сағат бұрын
Thank you for providing insight whenever something happens that takes more knowledge to understand, like how the Shotgun's explosive shells bounce off of the maurice.
@antgm934 ай бұрын
jerma hates amen breaks confirmed
@fafa-vg5su3 ай бұрын
Love the little editor texts and chat messages so much fun
@Withing_4 ай бұрын
I noticed at the beginning that his compressor is on like full blast and that totally came into play in the "why am I making all these weird noises?" bit
@someoneunknown76553 ай бұрын
I appreciate the informative text about ultrakill techniques
@Makav11i3 ай бұрын
He actually went insane
@trashbeast4 ай бұрын
its crazy seeing gameplay from before soldiers were immune to regular explosions
@davefava2564 ай бұрын
holy shit great commentary/edits
@chale20903 ай бұрын
Watching jerma makes me grunt like vegeta the entire video
@loagmaster72034 ай бұрын
oh man 1:21:52 just gets me, i appreciate the consecutive parry edits. Never enough jerma content
@King_Kyanite3 ай бұрын
I personally really like the edits! It kinda feels like a greenscreen movie night in combination with a chill long edit.
@dan_loeb4 ай бұрын
only the longest of edits, perfect!
@BonelessLoogie2 ай бұрын
The editing in this does NOT go unnoticed. Keep up the great work!
@m0ddotrar3 ай бұрын
This video is like a comfort place to me i keep coming back to watch it
@dylanury25234 ай бұрын
It’s morbin time!
@johnpisser19834 ай бұрын
What are we? Some kind of McDonalds Order?
@RadicalRegice4 ай бұрын
Humans aren't supposed to be doing this
@xk85814 ай бұрын
you actually used the fresh jerma album music, i recognized it immediately
@MinusTwoPoints4 ай бұрын
The intro is really good lmao
@mahasura96674 ай бұрын
@@MinusTwoPoints we share a crazy amount of subscriptions
@Spoiled_Tuna4 ай бұрын
i love how when he makes a funny joke you can hear holly laughing in the background
@N0C7URN4L4 ай бұрын
After 2:15:00 you can’t ignore or not notice any of the noises he makes
@trashbeast4 ай бұрын
the fucking concentration faces are killing me oh my god
@pallida.M0rs2 күн бұрын
the funniest part of the v2 fight is that the second he starts rambling about quaker oats he steamrolls it no sweat - it honestly plays out like he's hunting v2 down. this man is attuned to dark forces beyond mortal ken WHY WONT HE STOP WHIMPERING AND MOANING INTO THE MIC
@BigGremlin-cc7hu2 ай бұрын
thank you for making this i didnt know i needed this
@tamfie2 ай бұрын
there must have been so much time put into something as silly as this and i appreciate it so much as someone who loves to edit stuff
@nazkar_2 ай бұрын
it has been so long since i could actually watch a video and not just listen to the audio while i do something else, didn't know jerma was this fun to watch! thank you for taking the time to edit this stream! you put so much care into it :3
@dan_loeb4 ай бұрын
the vampire jermas in 1-3 are great. 1:02:15
@drmsda4 ай бұрын
Thank you for this meal
@enibenni32894 ай бұрын
jerma emotes like a squirrel or a lizard or a goldfish
@sentbyjaybird4 ай бұрын
love your editing!!! looking forward to act 2
@srcoeiu6100Ай бұрын
I don't know what motivated you to add so much to a years old Livestream, but it sure is appreciated
@Mein1Gott4 ай бұрын
S tier edit
@snattacatsАй бұрын
as soon as he said its morbin time i LOLd and SMASHED the like button XD rawr
@miadiamiaАй бұрын
@kvnty943 thank u for your support :33 *glomps u *kill su
@ambientbluntsmoke4 ай бұрын
I played this whole game the first time thru with just the base weapons i had no idea you could purchase more until i beat the game
@sterpogamer79584 ай бұрын
damn. at which version did you do it? Act 1? ...or 2? surely not layer 7?!? O_O
@SKFSTETSHT4 ай бұрын
1:51:25 this is just normal ultrakill if u play with that fuzzy old school graphics setting turned on
@HammerspaceCreature2 ай бұрын
Nice to see that there's a replay spike when jerma says 'You stupid!' like Tommy Wisaeu. Personal favourite moment of mine.
@human-jp2jm2 ай бұрын
I love the dev commentary through this
@swisscheeese4 ай бұрын
1:23:34 "There was no gugada gugada in there"
@frogmanbogman3 ай бұрын
oh jermie you always know just what to say
@Abril766tfАй бұрын
i think youre my favorite jerma stream long editor
@schizoidonmars98772 ай бұрын
god i love the thumbnail bit so much holy shit
@zhalosc3 ай бұрын
"THERES NO TIME FOR GUGITA GUGITA- i just beat it :O"
@junipetta1595Ай бұрын
whoever told him to parry corpse of minos is one of the most evil one guys in history
@neojuice20014 ай бұрын
Thank you i enjoyed this very much. Have a blessed week!
@soulkiller78363 ай бұрын
omg the edits on this was perfect in every way lol great work man.
@steviebea2 ай бұрын
i rly like that he workshops his tweet at the beginning
@Wcros54 ай бұрын
saw this stream live, absolute classic!! Watch it every x-mass
@symus291652 ай бұрын
I love how he makes any small inconvenience thereason why hes dying
@benpinner65352 ай бұрын
Ranting about Benjamin Franklin and wheelbarrows full of logs is the Jerma equivalent of going Super Saiyan confirmed
@thanatosozen3 ай бұрын
You are the best dude. One of my favorite videos ever gotdamn
@jackw.13424 ай бұрын
i LOVE the edits. instantly subscribed
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS4 ай бұрын
i love how this game was the harbinger of jerma's realization of his midlife crisis/mental degradation.
@powgramer2 ай бұрын
THANK U FOR THIS
@NetFall33Ай бұрын
I love seein Hakita and Gianni tweets reacting
@alpaca64622 ай бұрын
Jermas hamster brain was working overtime here he's trying so hard
@angelohablauwu585720 күн бұрын
I think max0r made a reference to the V2 rant on his act 1 video when he says ''We're supposed to be threshing wheat and dying of smallpox''
@sillyskellybones2 ай бұрын
If i was born and raised by the internet i feel like jerma would be the weird uncle that buys you cool shit and refuses to elaborate
@ps2crossing3 ай бұрын
Another phenomenal edit, thank you
@zhkingg3 күн бұрын
2:25:14 dude the way he gets so spooked from sticky keys is fryingg me