Jerma Must Die

[@mellowmelly9258]

"spiders are crabs. when you eat a lobster, youre eating a crab- no youre eating a spider. crabs are spid- no, lobsters are crabs."

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Hahahaha so fucking Jerma

[@HomelessPank]

So lobsters are spiders?

[@clownball3457]

giant enemy lobster

[@krowbard]

"crabs are people. clams are people."

[@renderuseless18]

RIP Jerma, he lived as he died, shortly.

[@thomasl1061]

Late

[@big924]

Gate

[@thebravelittleroaster2259]

Mate

[@loganhatestv9220]

Hate

[@bullhuss]

Fake

[@debutsu613]

6:25 Calling genital warts and genital herpes “tweedle dee and tweedle dum” fucking killed me.

[@thelaw1787]

He’s not necessarily constipated, but every morning he wakes up and diarrheas. Every. Morning.

[@mouthsounds8228]

oh, the old star/jerma throwback, good to see a fellow intellectual

[@cwovictor3281]

Merry Christmas!

[@thelaw1787]

Cwovictor yo

[@andrew9k424]

"Yo, Merry Christmas"

[@curtisehoffman]

It's festive and shit.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

January 23rd, 2019: Local streamer fakes his death to avoid being executed for the murder of Saint Nicholas.

[@Sheridan2LT]

July 19th, 2018: psychopath murderer evading capture for 8 months, police say; stages a poligraph test to taunt authorities

[@absurd5452]

Dakota Andrews oh yes, the patron saint of prostitutes.

[@sparrow_solas]

I'm here on jan 22, 2019

[@Baratako0]

Has it happened, yet?

[@pothatuu]

@@Baratako0 He died.

[@JoakimKanon]

"Bingo. Diarrhea."

[@Lukespellwalker]

BINGO BABY

[@rebca_]

Every single morning.

[@nickname8619]

Joakim Kanon isnt it joachim

[@tostie3110]

Actually Ed bottom of the morning to ya laddies..

[@nickname8619]

Luuk de Wijse go away potato

[@MyShock34]

"Mosquitoes aren't real" - Jerma985 2018

[@The_Amazing_Ivy]

- Dr Mosquito 2018

[@FelipeJaquez]

I wish

[@rainingonyx]

Mosquitoes aren't animals

[@joshriley2936]

They're drones made to spread genetically engineered viruses, but right now they're spreading ordinary illnesses to make it believable.

[@Peterscraps]

That intro was a blast from the past.

[@the_atom_bombanimations3071]

Peterscraps go home boyfriend and I have a good time with you guys and I will come home and get you guys 4 I was gonna I was going to come home and get you guys to come home

[@refusingtoconform]

Holy crap, Peter. What are you doing here?

[@Marzlpan]

this is so epic

[@drwhite7285]

Jerma dies live on stream

[@Snelf-TF2]

@@sirspooksalot3301 how you can do that in a way that is the most retarded pepe ever been on a date and I dont think I should have been naked or just trying to get a baby

[@Knorkrax]

This is literally Jerma the Game

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

Yes.

[@Lukespellwalker]

I know! He just doesn’t tell us he has Genital Herpes.

[@thegondola9877]

Germa

[@bingle2484]

Literally me

[@drumb6261]

Knorkrax I lost the game

[@Iceberge101]

Thanks to Jerma I now know that spiders are crabs they are! Spiders are pretty much crabs, lobste- when you eat a lobster you're eating a crab you're eating a- no y-you're eating a spider spider's are- mmm lobsters are crabs. I can't wait to tell my friends and family

[@KuraiCry]

Iceberge101 this is great.

[@zimmyx2y833]

You’re great. Keep up the good work, champ.

[@MrBubbabolly]

Oh my god, the jacksepticeye at 11:32 is the "when the imposter is sus" face. I wish I didnt think about that.

[@yigakong1187]

After mentioning “sus” near a person effected by A.P.R.D (Amogus Pattern Recognition Disorder), you can hear the crazed laughter of a L4D jockey

[@Ponitalee]

The genuine fucking terror at 15:05 is beautiful

[@officiallorechannel6902]

Jumpscare at: 14:27

[@Sheridan2LT]

good looking out m8

[@nicholasdiehl7368]

Thank God I almost died

[@nenozak714]

Legend

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[@sparklinggarbage8838]

I backed up in my corner from that

[@AndruSouls]

It's the snake that went into the wall that died

[@eddiewhitcomb]

Jeez, first the dead animal in the wall, then the water falling from the ceiling, Jerma's house value is really going down fast.

[@TheDsRequiem]

Animals crawl into walls and die all the time

[@TheGreenTaco999]

@@TheDsRequiem if animals are crawling into your walls and dying all the time, you might have some problems

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

"animals crawl into the walls and die all the time" Insects don't count

[@lonelychimney4395]

@@TheDsRequiem wtf kind of walls do you americans have?

[@Zorro9129]

@@lonelychimney4395 Hollow wooden ones

[@EldiabloCompadre]

The old intro remind me that i'm old and i'm wasting my life is pain i hate

[@Kodlaken]

its ok

[@EldiabloCompadre]

thanks bro

[@nickname8619]

El Jefe meme banned

[@Kodlaken]

Nick Name jerma unbanned all the memes

[@nickname8619]

Kodlaken when last i remember the memes died on jermemia

[@skypuppeteer]

8:19 "You remember that KZbinr, Adolf Hitler?" If there isn't already an out of context Jerma compilation, then I'm not only gonna request for someone to make one, but to include that quote in it as well-

[@UWOTM8ification]

it sounds like the opening line of a norm macdonald joke that would go on for like three minutes, god rest his soul

[@gibustheinfamous]

@@UWOTM8ification "Kids these days...talkin' about KZbin and Instagram and stuff. There's this MrBeast guy who donated like, a million dollars or something...where does he get that money? I went to my computer and found his channel. Every other video is of him donating money. Does he have a fuckin' money printer?.... Y'know, the other day I heard there was uh... a KZbin channel...for Martin Luther King Jr. Yeah. I was like, really? Who runs it? He got assassinated like 60 years ago, now he has a KZbin channel? We're just giving historical figures KZbin channels now? Oh yeah, you remember that KZbinr, Adolf Hitler? Remember his video where he got a bunch of guys to kill a bunch of Jews? Yeah he was pretty big...until his channel got deleted because he fuckin' killed himself..."

[@shween8683]

@@gibustheinfamous wow that was really good

[@justdointhisforthegames]

​@@gibustheinfamousthis comment is a work of art. Got the cadence, the slow build up, the sudden deviation for the punchline and everything.

[@skullfluffy]

I don't think he realized the severity of his "reverse Osmosis Jones" joke

[@abbyschneider4644]

huh?

[@skullfluffy]

@@abbyschneider4644 It was fucking incredible.

[@skullfluffy]

@@cartermilan You must not have gotten the joke then, because it was a serious one.

[@pootard3538]

DEATH IS PAIN. I HATE

[@Lukespellwalker]

poptart MYSE

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

Shut up!

[@N4orEditor]

LIFE IS GREAT, I LOV-

[@TheBusterZX]

"that's great"

[@nickname8619]

poptart meme is banned

[@The90g2]

I can't believe it took me four years of watching Jerma to understand that his intro and name is referencing germs.

[@bellusdaisy]

it's actually referencing his name Jeremy. the germs thing was a result of Jerma sounding like germs

[@The90g2]

Yeah i knew that it was because of his name being Jeremy. What I meant was after all these years i never understood the intro and the whole theme of the channel design until now.

[@curtisehoffman]

DarkLavaSpot Spread the infection ;)

[@Sheridan2LT]

wow, sounds like you're either a close relative or less than 20 years old

[@grawlixTV]

I appreciate that he takes the time to explain the smell in his room to the chat as though they're physically in the room with him

[@idontcare6736]

"No, I don't want to do it." *_smash cut to him doing it_*

[@mr.kittysavestheworld695]

Things I learned from this video: - Spiders and lobsters are crabs. - Balloons are snakes. - Mosquitoes are not real. - Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[@uhoh7545]

Last one is just not right...

[@mblackcoat8293]

Nucleus is power house he’s wrong

[@rolarens6091]

his years of substitute teaching really paid off

[@emma-rz7mf]

HOLY SHIT THE OLD INTRO

[@antond12312]

Oh hey, its plague inc 2: bacterial boogaloo

[@khobalt9668]

Butter Butt nice avatar 👌

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

Yes.

[@operationd--msday]

fucking furries

[@operationd--msday]

Fizzy Waters so dogs=furries now huh. Kind of makes me question if what you do when you're alone with your dog is legal...

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

Furries are fine, it's the pedo weebs that make me sick

[@georgeterpsidis8143]

"Dead bodies of family found on short streamers house walls" "Compact!! NOT short says the deranged maniac!!!"

[@Lobertherp]

Illegal m e m e

[@Sheridan2LT]

what the fuck is wrong with you you fucking sicko

[@georgeterpsidis8143]

Many many things + memeing on Joirmas video comments.

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

2LT Sheridan This commenter is *FUCKED*

[@gabeitch9142]

I like that the quotation marks indicate jerma is speaking about himself being a deranged maniac in the third person. It lines up with the claim of his mania.

[@Necromantra]

Bringin back that old intro I see. Now this is a Throwback Thursday.

[@Sheridan2LT]

what fucking intro you freak

[@arentrir6159]

John Tanner you are actually dumb. The first clip was his intro from way back in around 2012

[@TheBravery767]

Maybe the one at the beginning of the video that say's the channel name and URL. That's usually what a channel intro consists of because you don't seem to understand.

[@Sheridan2LT]

ooooh that's the thumbnail

[@operationd--msday]

John Tanner why are you so mad on evrery comment

[@TrinityUnofficial]

I had constipation and diarrhea, just a steady drip for 3 hours. Like a broken faucet.

[@TheProDdigy]

F

[@coca-clown]

"Jerma Must Die!" is my favourite Sam and Max episode, right above "The Coffee, the Cheetos and the Chicken".

[@DubskiDude]

Local video editor makes threat against bald midget's life

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

Are you serious?!?

[@elliot_rat]

i just love the thought of a journalist adding "bald" as a descriptor for an article headline

[@ForgetfulHatter]

Jerma can't die :( The internet and universe needs the most wholesome and joyful laugh.

[@Adam-zc3of]

January 23rd, 2019. Mark the date.

[@AnvilPro100]

Jerma is and was. Jerma was here long before the universe started, and will be here long after the rest of us are gone.

[@serreepourquoi4305]

He's 32 year's old. Dude's gonna die from pure old age.

[@Dandysfm]

Vore me dad.

[@dariom2003]

@@Adam-zc3of we closin in

[@metitfour131]

The crotch scratching animation killed me.

[@AuroraIceFlame]

The only thing I learned from this video is that spiders are lobsters and lobsters are crabs.

[@keyonhutson1539]

"Balloons are the snake." -Jeremy, 2018.

[@derpypenguin8199]

In this video we relive a time in jerma’s life where shitting into a jar was a normal thing

[@DylanBelievesInTheNet]

HOLY SHIT THAT CLASSIC INTRO

[@turbocats8964]

HE DIES TONIGHT

[@onurerdogan304]

local man scared of balloons

[@nebla3892]

It is currently 5:13 PM on January 23, 2019. Jerma has approximately two hours and thirty minutes left to live.

[@dr.dolittle4505]

2:06 ngl Jerma does a pretty solid impression of the average r/gaming user

[@spookyben9850]

It's January 23rd, 2019. Jerma you got 6 more hours to live.

[@Fusionat0r]

6:29 This is where his fear of the number 23 started!

[@tobylaroned]

Rest in piece Jerma, we're going to miss you :(

[@somecitrus7561]

Jesus that airhorn bit was the video equivalent of pulling back a rubber band without the intent of letting go

[@meatshield_]

The truth is, Jerma DID die on January 23rd 2019 at 7:43 pm PST, he's actually died several times before and after then. He just gets replaced by a Venom Snake-style copy every time.

[@abyssGazerTV]

I accidentally clicked the rightmost part of the progress bar after the intro so it looked like the intro immediately cut to Jerma saying "God, fuck-" and then the video ended.

[@vance8832]

Local streamer scares himself with loud noises

[@pothatuu]

6:29 For everyone who tuned in today...

[@rykkiee]

"When you're eating lobster you're eating a crab" -Jerma

[@fennikk5810]

"Memory loss, you got flashed by the fuckin' frog" The- what frog w.. wha? Jerma?

[@lordomega9959]

Frogtittv.

[@Helm-0]

*Germs vs Jerma* , the battle of the century.

[@ajpynnonen730]

Germa.

[@dr.jacksonbright5723]

Spiders are - lobsters are crabs.

[@Xzeihoranth]

Jerma did CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) live on stream.

[@WaspCameraInSpringfield]

"An animal may have died in my wall." "WAIT, WHAT?"

[@lordspooky5496]

Congrats jerma, you lived past your expiration date

[@kelakakku]

Holy shit. This is like one of those "You die in the game, you die irl" games. Jerma set up the illnesses that he's now experiencing with this game.

[@_hekken]

I felt the explosion in that intro. And I'm talking *FELT* felt that.

[@jerma-985]

Just in the thumbnail Jerma predicted Cyberpunk's Implant screen and Covid-19... He knew all along..?

[@mint5438]

*Greasy guy Jerma MD.*

[@Sheridan2LT]

*greasy bald streamer MD

[@mythcat1273]

"I'm a gentle soul" -the man who regularly laughs at fatal car crashes

[@Derpendous]

Looks like Jerma's dead now. Time of Death Wednesday, January 23rd 2019. 7:43PM.

[@bamboo-3125]

Jerma looks like a Greaser from The Outsiders and a hippie at the same time

[@Sheridan2LT]

a hippie and a greaser are closely related. he's always been a massive hippie lol

[@commiecat5879]

I can't believe jerma died today

[@MsCpcheats]

3 hours and 20 minutes until the fateful event.

[@reptarien]

That airhorn bit made me laugh so hard oh my lord. Thank you based jerma

[@davids7796]

“If you’re eating a lobster, you’re eating a crab.”

[@samdzioba6745]

Young streamer shows his true colors when he struggles to murder an innocent balloon.

[@Incinerateddd]

I was in the middle of a spoonful of cereal as he unlocked the next disease after Crohn's disease and the momentary pause of silence made me spew cocoa pebbles on my desk

[@zepheusanderson6186]

R.I.P. Jeremy Elbertson you will be shortly missed

[@AtronachsAura]

Jerma just reinvented rune casting with those cd tosses

[@KassiusCalix]

Oh look at that. It's January 23, 2019. I'm gonna miss him.

[@BananaLizard]

happy birthday, youtube video

[@kingofpain11111]

“Board up the house and drink only green juice” Instead he’s just going to be streaming Kenshi!

[@yungmarsupial]

Today is January 14th, 2019. Only 9 days until jerma fucking dies.

[@sammyroxx55]

LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-

[@nickname8619]

SammyroxxGaming illegal meme

[@Sheridan2LT]

LATE STREAMER IS SHORT ON MEMES

[@eyecontactleadsto]

I can't even explain why but the line about smashing a tick, specifically "with the end of a screwdriver" really got me.

[@gabeitch9142]

Its just such a potent visual. Not a hammer, the end of a screwdriver(I imagine the end of the handle) slamming down on a big tick and just like cracking it.

[@darkphoenixdragon138]

21 days left, Jerma.

[@richarddinkle2184]

local streamer predicts his own death ON STREAM

[@brandon201ba]

The airhorn joke is one of the most amazing Jerma jokes I've ever seen

[@Foolster41]

The way he says "a mosquito, a tick" it sounds like he's going to say "and a spider walked into a bar."

[@TheSteamrun]

Purely coincidentally, I happened to be watching this on January 23rd 2019 XD

[@WolfEffectzz]

he died on stream

[@QuattroPogjeena]

Ye, rip Jeremy

[@lars6261]

He's Jerma's replacement. Praise Jerma986

[@Paul-fx6oc]

"when your eating a lobster, your eating a crab" -Jerma 2018

[@MPKampersand]

Comin' back here from after the death stream, he survived (barely)

[@abon8251]

That intro brought back a lot of old memories

[@bellusdaisy]

taught myself After Effects just to make it! took longer than the actual video

[@Lukespellwalker]

Effectator woah

[@FelipeJaquez]

Good intro Holy Mackerel

[@aluminiumfoil4489]

@@FelipeJaquez It wasn't Mackeral though

[@nickandbarry1777]

Oh don’t mind me, just relating on multiple levels with Jerma about a fear of popping balloons.

[@syd3418]

'spiders are pretty much crabs. lobster- when you eat a lobster you're eating crab - you're eating a - no, you're eating a spider. spiders nnnn lobsters are crabs.'

[@UseroneGaming]

Here we are... January 23rd, 2019

[@justbored9931]

6:46 bro the 23rd... if youve seen one of his most recent streams u know exactly what im talking about.

[@senilerodent]

???

[@lonnieclegg3436]

Can't believe it, it's been one year since Jeremy died😢😢😢

[@banditmane4696]

PSYCHO STREAMER THREATENS TO DEAFEN AUDIENCE WITH FLASHBANG

[@fred_sheeran0198]

The day is approaching Jeremy

[@joshua7529]

I never thought I'd see a man get attacked by a balloon and live to tell the tale.

[@DaSecurityGuard]

2nd jerma= 1st jerma

[@5crungo]

the old intro warmed by heart thank you mack

[@FriendofaFriend-l5f]

this video was made by effectator :)

[@bellusdaisy]

my name is holey makrele.

[@Baba-yv6ml]

20 DAYS BOYS!

[@chargeddwarf3904]

"When you eat a lobster, you eat a crab" Jerma -2018

[@thedarkknightreturns2345]

*January 23rd, 2019* The clock is ticking

[@s.p.clague2616]

I got the best birthday present ever, the death of jerma985

[@iug5672]

14:14 Do it Anakin

[@doofsdoofs]

Rest in peace, Jermie. We all miss you.