Fish Psychiatrist

[@boyphobe]

can’t get over jerma yelling “heaven” and “you’re gonna be alright” to a dying videogame fish. horrifying.

[@Saker_]

I mean If jerma said that to me while in my dying breath I would go out peacefully

[@bobograndman]

This video is a surreal experience

[@rotamsin]

i cant handle this dude its so funny

[@Zanytiger6]

He really did try to get the fish to accept Jesus so he could go to heaven.

[@motikkyu]

omg vivi pfp

[@BLK_MN]

*sees someone dying, runs up to them holding their head and shaking it* “Quick, quick, quick! Uh... okay.... Heaven. You, uh... english? Heaven. Going to be okay. Going to Heaven. Ascending to Heaven.” Good job, Jeremy, you saved them.

[@rustingflamberge]

How to redeem sinners

[@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329]

Reading it like that is actually super sad.

[@kenetickups6146]

I only hope he can be there for me too :(

[@ohboy1113]

Saved their soul

[@thecoolnerdcolress1738]

God is (not) dead ending:

[@captainforrix956]

The fish going "who's your daddy" and immediately dying had me in tears.

[@MrReich1918]

Your profile picture is horrifying where did you get it

[@the-red-thing]

@@MrReich1918 Hell

[@TheySeeMe]

When is this

[@captainforrix956]

@@TheySeeMe 9:25

[@frds_skce]

Fussy.

[@goopfella1385]

imagine a fish looks you dead in the eye and says " *let the mating begin* " and then his brother mounts him

[@NomTheDom]

typical sundays

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

Who’s your daddy?

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@Green_Bean_Machine *passes away*

[@Kiroisawesome05]

Wtf gay lil fish

[@dominquedestine777]

I'm in tears and I don't know if they're from laughter or despair

[@PandemicRevelutions]

Remember that mere days after putting the Dreamcast microphone in his mouth, Jerma got sick for like a week

[@jayde_d]

lmao

[@OffTheRocker]

Then many streams later, after deepthroating a used dreamcast mic he suckled the tip of a used wiimote.

[@janesmith1840]

@@OffTheRocker He has a very thinly veiled microphone fetish

[@TheG_Boy]

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

[@TheAurelianProject]

And yet Jerma did it again

[@AppleJuiceStudios]

"What do you do for a living?" "Clown" Damn that hit home

[@sulky_demon4764]

Plumber?

[@Beanman745]

@@sulky_demon4764 yes

[@Haz_wizZYT]

5:16

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

“Yoou’re a plumberr?”

[@cardboardb0x851]

Clown

[@nicolasnick4308]

"You English. HEAVEN."

[@TeapotBird]

HEAVEN!

[@willmcpherson2]

going to be alright

[@RQBtv]

Christian missionaries introducing western values to Africa and Asia in the 1800s be like

[@BigApple2AM]

@@RQBtv LOL

[@jakek5610]

Star Trek would’ve been a more compelling show if every 5 minutes, Leonard Nimoy would look straight into the camera and ask “Would you like to save and end the session?”

[@BradTheAmerican]

This is now canon

[@JacobKinsley]

Seaman would have been a better star trek spinoff than Picard. More loyal to the source material too

[@beridot2615]

@@DingDingTheKZbinBuddy bad.

[@beridot2615]

@@DingDingTheKZbinBuddy I speak nothing but the truth

[@beridot2615]

@@DingDingTheKZbinBuddy Well it is!

[@rouental2093]

Jerma: “Don’t decrease the O2, that’s *diabolical.*” Also Jerma: “I will take you out of the water, fry you, and serve you to a rich family at a rich restaurant.”

[@kiritosheer]

restrent

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

restrint

[@rouental2093]

restrynt

[@kayanavaro]

restrint

[@gayflower900]

Still more humane though

[@nou1178]

Silly Bostonian streamer has his private information mined by a sentient school of sassy fish

[@normal-mantis]

m

[@GutsVod]

@@normal-mantis a

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

@@GutsVod r

[@eggward7203]

@@SirArthurTheGreat g

[@madazzahatter9257]

@@eggward7203 e

[@d00gz_]

We did it boys, we finally reached the Seaman stream. Rejoice.

[@papifresh6209]

ive been waiting so long

[@J_Caban]

one year later

[@ksg8176]

pog i guess...

[@Cooperbsound]

jermaPluto

[@FedoraSpunk]

Is this the streamer that are all the seamen on stream?

[@tbot3459]

9:33 I just love how he instantly died and his last words are “Who’s you’re daddy?”

[@Pufdt]

your*

[@CadetOatmeal420]

They cut out the best part of that clip

[@JacobKinsley]

That is some hardcore dedication to the bdsm life

[@laomd]

@@Pufdt how do you know that

[@lamergamer8211]

@@Pufdt yu’ure*

[@irish3641]

The part where he's hurriedly trying to reassure and console the dying fish about life after death is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@simonkawasaki4229]

This game is everything Jerma has ever feared in his Twitch career.

[@keaton5101]

At one point in the full stream it asked him whether he was a democrat or a republican and he muted the stream for it, only for it to repeat back what he said immediately after he unmuted it (the audio is cut in the youtube version, so i have no idea what he said)

[@darkyangel09]

"semen"

[@pangilli1880]

Keaton I think you’re thinking of the religion question. Jerma was able to keep Seaman from parroting the question about politics during the stream, but the question about religion accidentally slipped out.

[@giljunior7037]

@@pangilli1880 didn't matter regardless, on a later question seaman mentioned in an offhanded comment that he voted democrat and then eventually stopped registering to vote

[@ladyhm.6748]

@@pangilli1880 What was Jerma's response to the religion question?

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

You don’t seriously expect me to believe that Jeremy got a Dreamcast game to work properly, right?

[@jaighter]

becos jerma aint smurt enuff

[@ericsanchezlopez1285]

Seaman

[@samr7989]

why did i read this in seaman voice

[@No1TypeC]

THE DREAMCAST SUCKS LMAO

[@TheDsRequiem]

@@No1TypeC dreamcast was amazing actually. Never had 1 issue

[@Dominhiho]

"If you had to pick the one thing you dislike most about yourself, what would it be?" "Your height?"

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

Gottem

[@Quasar0406]

jerma muted himself when he said "my height"

[@Americanspy-hn2kw]

I spit out

[@18754KRS]

@so woke and cool what is succ?

[@JacobKinsley]

I love how jerma's face was just "regret" then turned to "welp, better own it"

[@meche6241]

10:34 the dread on Jerma’s face as he realizes how many people are clipping

[@robbieboydudeguy]

5:59 The way jerm says restaurant will forever stain my thoughts

[@kapitanbach7411]

"...rich family at a rich rest-rent!"

[@drknflx]

what boston does to a mf

[@radioactiveseaotter]

restrenting order

[@fiaczek]

restrint

[@amargwari2431]

@@kapitanbach7411 7g278 c

[@NocheTenebri]

7:01 I perpetually love this moment where the seaman goes "...annnd there it is" the moment Jerma realizes that he just shoved a used mic in his mouth, as if he could see what Jerma was doing, was aware, and was waiting for him to realize.

[@Bready_Player_Bun]

Apparently when Alex Jones was ranting about globalists and gay frogs, he was just remembering that time he played Seaman.

[@arzfan29]

He was talking about how a factory dumped chemical waste in the water, which included stuff that caused frogs to produce estrogen

[@xythrr]

​@@arzfan29 And, somehow, at the same time, doesnt support regulating those same factories.

[@keaton5101]

5:13 for context, jerma was trying to tell the fish "streamer" and "actor" and he just wasnt getting it, couldnt understand it, and after a couple tries he was so exasperated that he just said clown edit: originally i claimed he said comedian but i had bad memory. check comments for timestamp to the original stream

[@JARGUN145]

"You're a plumber?"

[@DeathnoteBB]

I’m glad you gave context to this but also glad the video had none to begin with

[@andeggbreaks]

Looking back, 'comedian' as occupation and 'sense of humour' for best trait were the 2 answers jerma gave that the fish could not comprehend. Savage

[@kayligillard2050]

Thank you

[@keaton5101]

​@Revotry thanks i must have remembered it wrong, if you got a timestamp on the full stream that would be helpful

[@milkwater1204]

1:08 POV you are a normal person talking to Jerma

[@elliot_rat]

jokes on you im his height

[@doublesided1013]

@@elliot_rat im shorter, im the epitome of a manlet

[@novaspion2328]

LMAO

[@kingamity1985]

Haha look at him he's TINY

[@orionbarnes1733]

bro he's literally taller than me 😢

[@trentnaramore5178]

This is a game that steals your identity and the fish grows into you.

[@jestevez36]

You ever think about how Jerma is funnier and more handsome than most of us.

[@ramirolopez2076]

But not taller

[@RisenSlash]

I'm not even sure I agree with this :P

[@lordmanatee439]

I'm 6'

[@Scroolewse]

I actually look almost exactly like Jerma. Which is odd cus I grew up near him and I do know someone who knows him.

[@18754KRS]

@@Scroolewse Your name is in chinese how do you look like Jerma? Chinese Jerma?

[@shaynehughes6645]

"who's your daddy?" *Immediately dies*

[@Cal6009]

I love that Jerma tried to sneak "height" past everyone but the fish blew up his spot.

[@3bkbkb3]

Anti-technology streamer loses mind over virtual fish man

[@lukabrasi001]

I love how the fish asks what is one negative feature, and jerma mutes his mic to say his height ... only for the fish to repeat it back and see jerma's defeated face edit: 8:20

[@Avi2Nyan]

It's so fuckin funny. The defeated look on his face...

[@friccle_]

@@Avi2Nyan you can see him answering “yes.”

[@Linkbrawler9000]

If it’s not a bit I feel kinda bad for the little guy always getting clowned on for it by chat

[@chickenjimmy6552]

@@Linkbrawler9000 The lil squirt

[@beanieguy1880]

@@chickenjimmy6552 why would you say that

[@Tabby3456]

Jerma: *gets angry when fish ask for his age* When Jerma ask fish how old he is: "Aren't we Rude"

[@SamFreelancePolice]

20 mins isn't enough to do this stream justice. It was the slow descent to madness and gradual increase in the sentience and sassiness of the seaman that made this stream fantastic. Here everything is too abrupt, but oh well. Do watch the VOD or SuperDazza;s three-part highlight if you want more of this.

[@danielhanna19]

Sky4 did a great stream edit of it too

[@cd6469]

When the fish men call your short without even being able to see you, at that you point you just emit 4'0 energy that even video games pick up on it.

[@18754KRS]

i emit the same energy but its 5ft i think in america?

[@FFjean]

At times it seems like the fish is playing jerma

[@-snek.]

Jerma's comment about his own attractiveness resonates with me. Sometimes I wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and see a beautiful hunk of man. Other times I see Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street but somehow more homeless.

[@Beardwhip]

That's life, maaaan. Ups & downs

[@JacobKinsley]

Depends how gay you are at that moment

[@blinded6502]

@@JacobKinsley That's a very philosophical way to look at things.

[@SirDankleberry]

Some days I look in the mirror and see a not back looking guy who looks good for his age and lifestyle. Other days I just see a ball of pudge.

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Mood

[@noscopefelix1319]

How does Jerma always looks like he doesn’t know what he’s doing and that he knows exactly what he’s doing at the same time

[@BradTheAmerican]

Schrodinger's streamer

[@nopenope6034]

quantum jerma

[@galacsinhajto]

ADHD

[@jeremiahsmith4235]

pretending

[@u_ser-8-6-2]

he looks like a hamster when you lift its igloo

[@CircusPeanut]

"SERVE YOU TO A RICH FAMILY AT A RICH RESTRINT" I literally live for this pronunciation of restaurant, loved it ever since I heard him say it in a GTA 4 skit with Star_

[@Catnippy]

"ohoho who the man? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" *dies immediately*

[@squidymeares]

at 3:21 you can see his mouth slowly frown. Its fantastic

[@LukeBeadles]

"Hey, this isn't the spice channel" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while

[@Redbikemaster]

You spice?

[@bimplizkit5138]

I fold clothes while watching these streams so hearing Jerma aggressively ask if I’m listening to him genuinely frightened me

[@CheeseYourself]

14:51 Jerma refers to his mother as "it". he nearly revealed his true Lovecraftian nature to his audience!

[@compufood]

12:06 that's easily the best Alex Jones impression I've ever heard

[@neomaster341]

Alex Jones is a byeah, change my mind

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

Agreed and it didnt win best impersonation.

[@keaton5101]

I WAS THINKING THAT TOO ITS EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS HIS BYEAH VOICE

[@Scroolewse]

@@neomaster341 I'm pretty sure that's because part of Alex's character is that he kinda does a voice that is similar to a byeah. His normal voice isnt that raspy im pretty sure.

[@wooflord]

I've never seen an android so profusely try to prove to everyone he's human as hard as Jeremy does

[@Mrpawsum2]

Jerma's cover of "I Ain't Got Rhythm" starts at 16:20

[@Dr.Oofers]

He really ain’t got rhythm.

[@Epizephyrian]

13:32 me trying to show affection to my cat

[@moggioz7165]

Somehow Jerma saying "everything gonna be alright. heaven." in broken English to a dying fish is comforting and hilarious

[@solharv7817]

Ok seriously why did they not include the Virgo part that was easily the funniest part of the stream

[@sylvanling3487]

Exactly, I was waiting for that part too.

[@12171010011010]

Tbh the stream had so many good parts that should have been added here.

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

The whole stream is funny.

[@alechuntsman9524]

*You must be a virgin.*

[@araknieretro]

2 parter? Who knows

[@Cr4zyD4vEe]

this is one of my favorite streams. it was so long that I would fall asleep watching it, then wake up and it'd still be playing. those were the days

[@JojoTheVulture]

2:40 had him speechless

[@ZxybzzYT]

I like how when the fish said "what's the point?" he genuinely got speechless lmao

[@nathadniel5790]

"ZERO CRUNCH" jerma says as he breaks his own fingers

[@sick_icarus]

i watched all eleven hours of this stream by the end of it i didn’t even know what was real anymore

[@caleb5922]

With Jerma taking a brake the Anime can finally catch up to the manga

[@ianalvord3903]

Did that fish just do a "Jerma is short" joke?

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

Manlet streamer gets negged by digital fish.

[@kpando4952]

14:32 the moment i knew jerma was in too deep.

[@Violet-2200]

0:34 That smile. That damn smile.

[@lvbboi9]

😳

[@TheIndiana212]

Jerma's webcam quality makes him look hes straight out of the PS2/Dreamcast era

[@GriffithFromBerk]

When Jerma was like “if you were to guess, how old am I?” I was like he looks 25 He then proceeded to say 25 and spooked me

[@Profile__1]

5:48 Does this really need any explanation? Just look at the eyes. Dear God.

[@Tanuki-cl7qi]

He accidentally let his full Scout slip

[@Orukunak2]

"Mouth Noise Warning" *Instinctively raises volume*

[@kinnikuboneman]

I see we've got ourselves a James Willems fan here

[@bridgetkv]

Yes! I watched the entire 12 hour stream while I was on a shit ton of cold medicine with a 102°F fever and now I finally get to know what the fuck was going on.

[@Cherry-bq4oh]

That sounds like the only authentic way to experience this game

[@asmer3302]

I've been thinking about this, and if my calculations are correct. You must be a virgin, right?-I meant Virgo. Sorry, i know Virgo's are very sensitive, I hope I didn't hurt your feewings.

[@pyrenviii3053]

*sniff*

[@yoyhue1678]

The virgin stream vs the CHAD Seaman

[@disquo-veri]

BOOM! up in smoke

[@JacobKinsley]

Reminds me of the tumblr post of jerma dabbing and someone responding "this screams virgo energy" and someone responded to that with "shut the fuck up I bet jerma fucks a lot actually"

[@andeggbreaks]

Cant believe this didnt make it in

[@madazzahatter9257]

2:56 is the best jerma clip of all time. nothing makes any fucking sense

[@SuperDazza]

Over 11 hours down to 18 minutes, good work Jack :)

[@papifresh6209]

holy shit that profile pic lmao. I WAS THERE

[@PolyesterKyle]

i feel this could've gone on for longer. i'm really happy for jack but i've noticed the videos he's making for 2ndJerma are a fair bit shorter than a lot of the stuff from his old channel. i really enjoy your videos SuperDazza so thanks for them, i know a lot of people appreciate it.

[@Kinsley_XD]

Wow its *the* SuperDazza

[@TheEndangeredBertVert]

I can imagine that the "who's your daddy" fish was jealous of the fact that the other fish was getting all the attention so they had to show themself off as a dom before they died

[@WilfredCthulu]

That fish needs therapy. Lie down in the tank, what does that mean?

[@_Combat_Wombat]

He's crazy in the coconut!

[@joshuaburnett7643]

@@_Combat_Wombat psychosematic!

[@bil5479]

BA DA DAA DAAAAAAA DAAA

[@starchpile]

Ranagazoo, let's have a tune! And when I count three!

[@WilfredCthulu]

He was white as a sheet!

[@DLF_24]

I love how he muted himself to say he most dislikes his hight. And then the fish tells the community

[@annica321]

Didn't add the part where he kept saying "baby, you're baby" to the fish and the virgin joke, smh

[@dinkleseppe]

Now imagine this for 11 hours straight

[@radshiba_]

16:20 jerma fails to understand polyrhythms like some sort of SIMPLE PLEBEIAN that DOESN'T KNOW MUSIC THEORY or something

[@Beardwhip]

I don't think it has anything to do with polyrhythms. On most (if not all) synths, grooveboxes, looper pedals, & DAWs I've used over the years (many of them from the 90s), I think the way it works is that when you hit the 'tap' once, you engage a timer. When you hit it again, it stops the timer & mathematically divides the amount of time between taps into what ever time signature it's based in. So if you tap 90bpm with 2 taps & keep tapping inconsistently, you end up with rapid changes between BPMs. It may change from 90 to 87 to 91 to 88 to 93 over a period of a few seconds, making it sound very jarring & not very contiguous. even very slightly inconsistencies in tapped tempos can introduce a very confused element to an otherwise normal rhythm

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Beardwhip he was also doing it too fast so the game was overlapping itself on the fastest tempo

[@elikyiael8740]

i mean, no homo but jerma is definitely the most atractive streamer i've ever seen i don't know for y'all but i'm being realistic

[@Zorro9129]

He's one of the few who don't have a neckbeard

[@tylerf.145]

Him, vinny, and alpharad are 💥💥💥

[@smy3486]

@@Zorro9129 yeah he has mustache hair tho

[@Alinanonymous]

@@tylerf.145 God, seriously though, alpharad went from 4 to an 11, jesus

[@SirDankleberry]

@@Zorro9129 Damn man that hurts.

[@pemo2676]

I've only been watching Jerma for a few months, and this stream is one of the first things I watched in it's entirety. Not live either. I'm surprised seaman calling Jerma a virgin isn't in this

[@Paralytixc]

I like how his Alex impression is just his own voice but deeper and more coarse

[@markbevelock599]

Yay Jack! Congrats on becoming a full editor for jerma

[@ranizza_]

12:50 *does australian accent* "how do the peasant talk again?" *continues to do australian accent*

[@Scanlaid]

10:56 jerma burning his mouth had me rolling

[@ShadowWolf936]

Oh zero crunch huh zero crunch.

[@rampageblizzard]

This game is the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen. Fish-Human hybrids talking about politics and trying to dox you.

[@RisenSlash]

"Would you be friends with (the person) your mom (is) if she wasn't your mom," is actually a good question imo for both parents

[@J0Mamaa]

It took me halfway through the video to realize he was using a mic and not a chewed up straw

[@Daniel_876]

do not watch this while drunk. i feel mentally and physically uncomfortable

[@NotSoMelancholy]

I like the fish learning just like: Bou Mowowow Why are we here just to suffer? Hiyoyo

[@marvelous_jack5228]

1:13 actual hight Jerma almost starts fight with chat

[@lukasuhlenkamp9850]

"Would you like to save and end the session?" -Leonard Nimoy

[@normanjeans2798]

i honestly think its a crime that this 11 hour masterpiece of a stream was condensed into under 20 minutes, but i appreciate all the work the jeditors do

[@Cooper997]

My favourite part is when he tells the fish that he’s insecure about his hight and he mutes his microphone so people can’t hear but the fish says it anyway

[@n.e.at0]

PLEASE time stamp

[@Cooper997]

@@n.e.at0 about 8:15

[@cactus_juice3217]

"Go outside, at least once a week." *muffled laughter*

[@StrictlyDeft]

Jerma is forever 35 he is an immortal being. It is amazing that Ster was ever able to befriend such a powerful and ancient entity like Jerma

[@haalfnhaalf]

*Nimoy voice activate* Actually, a psychiatrist generally doesn't participate in behavioral therapy, rather, a *psychologist* does this work, while the psychiatrist generally only supplies medicine.

[@mypoostanky]

0:34 Its incredible how jerma can perfectly portray the uncanny valley by just slightly altering his face

[@Narvre]

It makes my brain hurt thinking about how this is a 13 or something hour stream of jerma talking to digital fish people

[@rtp6343]

Honestly I thought he was speaking into the straw of a plastic cup for the first half of the video

[@guhrizzlybaire]

7:55 the fish sounds like Joshua Tomar of the Tomar Emeralds

[@pliskin101]

Jaxxy, look, I'm in this Jerma stream.

[@fredflintstonefan39]

Jyaxxyyy, how's your fathERRR?

[@Razsteroid]

My FAAATHER..... was a gamer....

[@TunaDMoney]

Hey look Tomar it's you

[@yoyhue1678]

Tomar what if you were a talking fish with a human face

[@imakerbadcontentrbad8664]

Seaman desperately lying to himself and acting like Jerma said a normal occupation is the same reaction Jerma's mother has when they meet up during the holidays.

[@mysticfellow9843]

9:22 I haven't laughed that hard in months.

[@BBK96]

Jerma telling the fish itll go to heaven is like watching the scene in the exorcist where the priest prays for Damien right before he dies

[@vexication934]

I watched the entire 11 hours and I’ve never felt more delusional and lost. I wouldn’t wish that feeling upon anyone ever.

[@Masterflash112]

This editor will make sure that the highlights get released before the stream ends.

[@jesuschrist7861]

Watching a streamer get outsmarted by a virtual fish with a human face is the funniest thing ever

[@angeltheprocrastinator8014]

i actually watched this whole entire stream the whole 11 hours it was the best time spent ever on a video

[@hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291]

10:24 i know this is from years ago but the mouth noises warning is a GODSEND as someone with misophonia, i wish everyone did that