Simoleon Horror Story - Berry On My Wayward Plum

[@exquisite7416]

The only things that can surpass extremely loud gun: comically fast car

[@solharv7817]

It’s 2fast2quick all over again

[@perfectwing1999]

The truck punchline!

[@prawn_emporium]

so jerma would be the overprotective dad who'd use his 2003 corolla to run over anyone who tried to touch his kid

[@lucyaycan9905]

Yeah, but then he ran over his kid too.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

And then reaching out of the window and violently ruffling his kid's hair before driving away.

[@Bedhead13]

Why would he run over people in a disease?

[@athath2010]

This is like the "I like trains" kid, but with cars.

[@comradestalin1211]

@@Bedhead13 what even is the joke here

[@DeathnoteBB]

“Active, because it’s a pear” “Banana would be pretty confident” I for one am excited to learn more about Jerma’s fruit-based synesthesia

[@cranberrycannoli3537]

thats association, not synesthesia

[@meyague]

​@@cranberrycannoli3537 it is synesthesia

[@ratsoda]

@@meyaguethat is not synesthesia 😭😭

[@meyague]

@@ratsoda it is synesthesia.

[@Gizzardx0]

@@ratsoda associative synesthesia

[@solharv7817]

Whoever said “The Pear” in chat is a fucking legend

[@FelipeJaquez]

"Please let this be a normal playthrough.." "With the Jerm? NO WAY!"

[@skrawl8374]

Cruisin' on down Compact Street You're relaxed and feelin' good

[@bottlesalts]

Next thing that you know you're seein’ A psychotic streamer in the neighborhood!

[@skrawl8374]

@@bottlesalts Surfin' on a pee wave Swingin' through the STAR_

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

On Jerma's School bus! *"Shit little kids shut the fuck up back there!"* _Jerma's school bus!_

[@joshriley2936]

*Queue earrape Magic School Bus theme as a car runs someone over*

[@Self-Referential]

All these years later and Jerma still uses the truck punchline and it never fails.

[@SamFreelancePolice]

Reminds me of the good old gta 4 videos with star

[@doomdude3034]

Pretty sure this stream is ancient

[@compute5215]

@@doomdude3034 nah, it's only a year old.

[@ThePhantom4516]

he took the torch from star underscore and is carrying his legacy ever forward

[@chidletitty6595]

Good ol’ vehicular man slaughter

[@zakpakwin]

That banana opening fire for like a minute straight killed me.

[@zachprouty8595]

It was too much

[@Zombiewizard]

What really got me is that all he did before that was sing nonstop

[@jadedninny3212]

And the reaper is just on his phone while it's happening 15:51

[@magefox_]

It also killed 3 people

[@PanzerMan332]

Imagine playing with a baby when suddenly you get struck by a car going 100 miles an hour. In your apartment.

[@jackryan2612]

Only for that baby to grow up in the space of 5 seconds and then get hit by a car as well

[@ZFilms1946]

A car going through your apartment while you’re on the 42nd floor

[@Mr.Doodlebob]

@@ZFilms1946 fast and furious proved it's possible

[@megaalex28]

Just another Monday.

[@DragonsHidden]

You say it like it isnt the norm...

[@ULTIMADONUT]

death twerking to banana's serenade brought me to my breaking point

[@U6kCtBuN]

"ive gone into labour call the gnome!" -jerma985 2020

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

*2019

[@magefox_]

985*

[@anyalaASMR]

As we all know only gnomes can be midwives

[@4ndr00med4]

jerma is the most pregnant man on earth

[@angryfyce]

I feel like the Banana is just Glueman's estranged cousin.

[@matthewd.d238]

More like inbred cousin.

[@doggerthedog6744]

@@matthewd.d238 *ingrown

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

@@doggerthedog6744 home grown

[@doggerthedog6744]

@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 worm filled

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

@@doggerthedog6744 genetically modified

[@rynir3053]

15:00 Is the most perfect scene i've ever seen: Banana's Shitty singing as he is told to open fire, Death twerking, naked apple with a plate and the WoW gnome just staring with a dead gaze

[@Cheezyllama1738]

Rynir don’t forget about the people burning in the tv

[@kingamity1985]

Death can throw it back with the best

[@gloomyjz]

DOOO DOOO RE MI FA SO LA TI DOOO

[@BigR.O.B.]

BERRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THERE'LL BE JUICE WHEN YOU ARE DONE LAY YOUR WEARY RIND TO REST DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE

[@thegreedyworm3120]

WEARY RIND

[@bigs5078]

DON'T YOU RYE

[@Specularii]

DON'T YOU CR- [struck by car moving 200 mph]

[@MiloKuroshiro]

Jerma didn't knew that but there's a Sims challenge named "Not So Berry" where you theme your Sims around colors and fruits. There's even custom content that recolor clothes around the color pallette. The biggest difference is that you change the color between generations of Sims.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

"He doesn't know" 🙂

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 PepeLaugh jermaGrin

[@bigman9970]

korbitr shut up

[@nonya1366]

Sounds Berry Good.

[@peacefulentropy8365]

He lacks critical information LUL

[@raspymorten]

"Is there a way for me to see... How pregnant I am?" - Jerma 2020

[@im4ft622]

Foreshadowing

[@Boney9551]

Don’t let this video distract you from the fact that Jerma is extremely tall, over 30Ft tall, he is extremely dangerous DO NOT let him into your house

[@skrawl8374]

he probably wouldn't fit through the door!

[@LedosKell]

He will rip off your roof and climb on in.

[@tyrthylacinesheher1686]

hello boney

[@Boney9551]

Im The Welder 🦹🏿‍♀️🤴🏾🧝🏾‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧙🏿‍♂️👨🏻‍🚀👩🏿‍🚒

[@buttbuttson737]

Lmao, only 30 feet? What a manlet

[@KiwiandhisKite]

“pauline pear has died from mysterious causes” yeah idk how mysterious that was

[@alistair2111]

To be fair, getting hit by a car whilst standing in your 14th floor apartment is pretty mysterious.

[@janesmith1840]

@@alistair2111 Sounds like an episode of X-Files

[@BradTheAmerican]

@@janesmith1840 The truth is out there, Scully.

[@nyarg33]

mysterious for anyone who was looking away at the time. that car is fast!

[@GeorgePlaysKing]

"DoOooO ReEeEe MiIiiII FaAaAaA sOoOoO LaAaAaA TEeEeEeE" - The Banana

[@pipebombmailer]

[opens fire and kills entire room of fruits]

[@nado1908]

This actually makes a good concept for a show, a messed up family that throughout the episode quickly derails into madness and the next episode everything's reset.

[@toxic_shr00m]

Yeah, like you never know who'll die in each episode just to wake up the next morning. The story could revolve around them being continuously cloned and having to wake up the original people so they can escape eventually for a nice ending.

[@fuckman297]

that’s just regular show

[@koenix5446]

s'called regular show

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[@M1DA5_]

Family guy

[@seshin5381]

I'm dying, this is like the truck punchline all over again.

[@dogman9223]

Truck punchline?

[@olivers9782]

Dog Man I see you are not up to date with your Jerma lore.

[@jackbsk2149]

@@dogman9223 old vid were the joke the entire 10 minutes was just a fucking truck destroying whatever was in its path

[@alexdivision4320]

@@dogman9223 some old modded gta 4 stuff he did with Star_

[@asimplekoala6687]

Jerma's Sims streams are like Final Destination movies but with weird Chernobyl mutants and magical teleporting Honda Civics.

[@EddieBurke]

I couldn’t fuckin agree more

[@theretrogamer6419]

Seeing Andy Apple get shot in his own home like that was one of the most dramatic things I've ever seen.

[@bugjams]

The sequel to Pixar's _Inside Out_ is looking spectacular. I can't wait to see it in theaters.

[@rottenstrawberryslices4630]

Oh boy do I have news for you...

[@birdflox1337]

i like to imagine that when the apocalypse finally comes, mankind will be destroyed by a barrage of comedically fast cars running everyone over individually

[@breadtm1044]

I really don't like that

[@TenThousandAnts]

Bird Flox this is just the weird ending to evangelion where Rei is a car

[@exzyyd392]

@@TenThousandAnts It all returns to Honda

[@TenThousandAnts]

Hydraxion Voltage The Zero Down APR just keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

[@VenoMantis]

the were-car

[@sticks7857]

The baby turning out black was the most hilarious shit on stream after waiting hours to see what peter plums kid would end up looking like, the way this video is cut up really doesn't do it justice.

[@xX_CYCLOPS360_Xx]

Do you know when this stream was

[@dom-ru5cc]

He probably didn't wanna laugh anyway (since we all know people would say its racist)

[@cart4092]

dom can’t really think how it’s racist

[@Sheerspeechcraft]

@@dom-ru5cc people wouldn't say that idk what you're talking about

[@dom-ru5cc]

@@Sheerspeechcraft There would be that one person. I personally don't think its racist at all, but its touchy

[@ThePlasticSpoon]

He's literally the best streamer, so hilarious and not short just compact

[@JRyan56]

And not a psycho who dabbed on stream.

[@ThePlasticSpoon]

We dont speak of that horrific event, children still weep to this day from their scars that were left after what that monster did

[@chumchug1092]

@@ThePlasticSpoon I was already doin that

[@LordKozma]

He also beat dark souls on stream

[@fennikk5810]

Did Jerma write this

[@Thelionpaladin]

30 seconds into a Jerma video and we’re talking about pissing on the floor. This is gonna be good.

[@skrawl8374]

LOUD PEE

[@BababooeyGooey]

11:27 *flashback to a man smoking in an alley then getting hit in the head with a motorcycle*

[@F0X_H0UND]

"Having a cigarette?" "Yeh, sometimes I like to have a smoke down here" *dies*

[@arcadedomination8006]

15:26 Play Of the Game.

[@brofist4675]

Fruit: eat it up.

[@wingdings5812]

good pfp

[@WarriorsCats321]

lord of the sims: return of the king

[@LordVader1094]

lord of the rims: return of the sing

[@AlexM-km3fi]

The Simarillion

[@solidpat221]

Best part is I remember on stream when the baby came out black and the entire chat was going nuts like “WAIT SHE CHEATED” and only after like 20 seconds of that jerma loses it lmao

[@tommydaone8124]

I love how Jerma said the gnome would be the first to die but it ended up outliving everyone

[@Bakechochin]

2:46 'active... because it's a pear'

[@SkippyLucky7]

It's like watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force, everyone dies but they come back the next episode.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

And they're food!

[@THExRISER]

25:27 Here it looks like the Genie suddenly grew a pair of legs purely out of disgust.

[@trulyinfamous]

8:12 looks like something psychicpebbles would draw.

[@plasticlawnfurniture]

“Blueberry Andy” really got me and i don’t know why

[@anyalaASMR]

Chat could add anything in front of the word Andy and it would make me laugh so hard. Brain rot

[@OrangeDied]

@@anyalaASMR brainrot andy

[@lukecote8336]

I swear. Everyone of these characters are Ending up in the next jerma rumble.

[@trashman3319]

If Benedict Banana, The Gnome. and Peter Plum Jr aren't in i will be upset.

[@Peusterokos1]

I'm still howling of laughter to this day from Widowmaker's entry.

[@Channeldyhb]

just one or two characters but it's all going to be like shades of Kirby

[@Cloudeusz]

“Why does death have a face?” is the most unintentionally philosophical shit I’ve heard.

[@beefsound739]

15:00 this entire bit made me laugh so hard I was in agony by the end

[@axmoylotl]

this makes me think jerma has never seen fruit in his life.

[@shapedokkan]

6:47 this transition destroyed me lmao

[@thebigyes8482]

Paula pear saves everybody’s life and gets killed, then arrested for it smh

[@Channeldyhb]

I knew that's what I saw

[@SmashGuyROA]

I see Jerma has invented another hit children's television program

[@fobbiesareborangeag]

Emphasis on "hit"

[@bigdeweyd4114]

34:14 Brief guest appearance by Binging with Babish

[@orangesilver8]

Simoleon Horror Story is one of the best things Jerma's ever done.

[@bettafishblue288]

Jerma giving us the quarantine content we didn't know we needed. God bless you funny man

[@bottlesalts]

Miaboo to be honest, this quarantine has been less of a procedure to stay healthy and more of an excuse to stay home and watch Jerma’s VODs all day

[@epithalamia]

nice pfp

[@PabloB-KMP]

I mean thank mac for the great edits, this stream is over a year old.

[@cate01a]

us poor aussies are missing out on the quarantine man, it just aint fair

[@BirdieImagineeBCH]

@@cate01a Dude just stay home, literally helps out everyone (I'm from SA)

[@metalgearzwei]

15:27 Benedict Banana, playing as _Reaper._ *Play of the Game.*

[@ndzhelin2651]

similar energy as Monster Factory's My Two Dads

[@ndzhelin2651]

with a side of Jim Pickens when you get to the mods part

[@SaladDongs]

All the people talking about how the truck punchline is being used again and not how this is the second parody title to "carry on my wayward son"

[@chucanoris]

What’s the first one?

[@нико-р2х]

@@chucanoris some video about dark souls I think

[@chucanoris]

@@нико-р2х found it lmao

[@нико-р2х]

@@chucanoris this just further proves that Jerma is a boomer, always referencing old shit in his videos...

[@HairyHog77]

29:23 Parasite (2019)

[@hankwicklund2182]

Parasite is just Sims the movie

[@babyeater639]

You talking about the blinking lights?

[@babyeater639]

Sorry I'm retarded

[@moguuera1197]

Local streamer gets trapped in body of deformed creation, murders landlord

[@Sauceguy241]

My girlfriend is asleep on my lap, so watching this without waking her in laughter has been difficult, but for some god damn reason Blueberry Andy has been making it absurdly more difficult.

[@jesser1070]

1:00 It looks like Flint's dad from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

[@KoboretaMiruku]

Ah yes, return of the truck punchline, the classics never die

[@themilkwalker4177]

I would unironically watch the hell out of a show staring these characters.

[@XGames-94]

44:54 And so death created time to grow the things that it would kill.

[@awhatshisface6720]

42:11 The baby is black. Both parents had blue skin and the baby came out black

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Bury on my Wayward Son There’ll be (Rest In) Peace When You Are Done

[@Robit17]

That car punchline gets me every time

[@xamol732]

cant believe he made the cast from inside out so accurately

[@didnt_ask_for_handle]

aging up and killing of the guy had me thinking of that scene in the first Rick and Morty episode where Morty coughs up that alien from the bong that grows up and dies in like 5 seconds

[@andrewbondy5515]

honestly this video feels like the same amount of insane that truck punchline was

[@sj6296]

I wonder what disturbed individual asked him to make the annoying orange

[@BrentBurgerman]

Peter PlumZ managed to have the shortest long life in human history

[@lincolnh4636]

I liked when he forgot what an apple looked like

[@pilidod]

No matter if I know it's coming or not, comically fast car will always make me laugh

[@gabebrusky545]

This is like my dreams, nothing makes any sense but everyone goes with it.

[@Peace8267]

"date unsuccessful" *big band jazz music plays*

[@danzgalliwag]

holy shit that literally what i was gonna comment

[@knavenformed9436]

I always forget how bad Sims 4 milks players by paygating content from older games. Great idea for a game, but EA man.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Don't forget how they also made DLC for a previous DLC. As in you need to own the first DLC to unlock all content in the second one.

[@knavenformed9436]

Life is, indeed, pain. I do hate.

[@fennikk5810]

I mean the first "person gets hit by car" thing that happened like it didn't even phase me just "Oh she got hit by a car" like Jerma what have you done to my brain where I can just see that and go *"Yeah understandable"*

[@willowism]

Truck joke 2.0

[@YourBestFriendreally]

26:56 The Chad Piss 'Sneeze and Breeze'

[@devilscore6439]

So for fruit gang we have: Voldemort wearing a Yellow weather jacket The "Im blue daba dee daba die" Guy Shrek + Hulk + Cone head thing Some sort of Blue Obi Wan Kenobi with Thanos colored hair and last but not least, Some sort of ice age baby + Sid + Some tomato thing from attack of the killer tomatoes *The gang is all set*

[@nonbinaryfortnite]

holy shit it's vriska

[@fisherfishman9100]

I think sims is the perfect game for Jerma, its always beautiful chaos when he streams this

[@banadermilk]

I didn't know there was still something in this world that can make me laugh this much

[@Kanakravaatti]

The direction of the Meme House hasn't changed at all

[@nyxx7813]

I wonder how many of the chat understand what snatch weave means, i doubt a lot of em did but certainly a decent percentage.

[@lilgoblinboy5496]

It’s so strange to see jerma reference things outside of just his own little universe hearing him bring up slipknot was genuinely jarring I often forget jerma is actually real and not Just stuck inside his own world

[@eneco3965]

He's real?

[@michael120.]

the first fruit family portion when youre still learning the mods is the funniest shit ive seen in a while, tears bro

[@WorldsRichestLesbian]

Hey Mack I just wanted to say I really appreciate your hard work

[@blturn]

Jerma subconciously made the Inside Out emotions.

[@FLUING]

13:00 Mao Zedong personally killing a Chinese landlord, 1947

[@RipDippler]

"This place is huge and it's beautiful" And soon to be filled with the quiet sleep crying of Sims

[@Profile__1]

7:09 I was really expecting the clip to immediately jump cut to Jerma making a baby.

[@evangel1460]

"oh it's the landlord" thanks I'll be using this from now on

[@OfelieArt]

24:24 the transition from everyone crying over the dead lady to first person view of banana kicking some random guy in the crotch had me fucking gasping for air xD

[@Tulip_bip]

I love how everyone there is normal except for the guy he kicked lmao

[@nyarg33]

I CANT BELIVE JERMA SNATCHED DEATHS WIG

[@UndeadHavoc1]

I think my favorite thing has gotta be "what kind of supervillain can sneeze without their urethra closing"

[@Sammy38]

I like your fursona

[@motorbichael]

banana man 'do re mi fa so la tee' interrupted by sudden gunfire (10 hour version)

[@fundipz8962]

I'm telling you this guy driving around a 1990 toyota corolla just kept running over fruit on the street

[@AINGELPROJECT667]

This whole thing felt like an ATHF-themed show -sentient food are the main characters, all but maybe one or two are complete sociopaths -neighbor hates them, mainly because he is frequently subject to their antics if not assaulted or outright killed because of them -most if not all problems are typically solved with the application of sudden, inexplicable violence from an unlikely source

[@amnesiiia430]

11:07 BazzaGazza, the KZbinr, subbed to Jerma

[@onlyjake3851]

I will always remember this video as one of the best I ever saw over quarantine. Thank you jerma

[@THExRISER]

2:50 Funny how in this case them being vegetarian is basically being a cannibal.

[@mr_hands]

UNHINGED man SCREAMS at HORRIFIED MOTHER and passerby’s NOT to FEED a BABY

[@plantmage9850]

Happy pride month to the fruit family

[@JoeyfilmingTv]

The Banana is literally chaos incarnate

[@araknieretro]

"He lost of all his charm!" How do you keep a serious tone saying that? My sides, oh man.

[@kat62912]

i love the way jerma says "thotties"