jerma opens tf2 crates

the goofier the item the more he likes it
Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
#Jerma985 #jerma

[@Anarqism]

1:57 "I put this on so people wouldnt blame me for being a bad spy" * equips a 2012/2010 idr-exclusive version of the gibus *

[@baconcat9982]

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[@literatemax]

It loops all the way back around to him being a total noob because he doesn't realize how exclusive that that version of the gibus is! 😅

[@dan-mg4fi]

its like 2$ tho

[@TheGreenTaco999]

@@dan-mg4fi you think I'm made of money?

[@inedholp1565]

@@dan-mg4fi spending money on it defeats the purpose of putting on the gibus

[@superbigtime]

_Jerma, looking at a subhuman freak creature:_ *oh my goodness. perfect loadout.*

[@FeenieVonKarma]

think you mean BEYOND human lol

[@borbleborb4586]

@@FeenieVonKarmathe next stage of human evolution

[@C.A._Old]

After 9 years later openinng with crates?

[@majikbutton5912]

spitting image of himself

[@borbleborb4586]

@@majikbutton5912 shittting image of himself

[@fswoods]

i love how genuinely excited he is to get even the worst hats

[@mc-oh3kr]

it sounded like he had pure joy for a ticket in the second crate

[@fswoods]

he’s just happy :)

[@themechbuilder6171]

@@fswoods he simply admires the hats for what they are

[@captainnihilo]

@@fswoods he is what the tf2 community needs

[@empty5013]

maybe its time we stop valuing stupid cosmetics cause of some dumb market value and start valuing them by whether we personally think they are cool or not

[@zackwallace4873]

The way he has his inventory organized so neatly, I'm sure if anyone messed it up he would FLIP. ACTUAL serial killer

[@rurathn5534]

I agree, hes adorable

[@pan-demo-nium1725]

@@rurathn5534 cutie patootie indeed

[@mooncalf_4534]

That's fair. You ever try to arrange your inventory in TF2? I spent an hour trying to arrange mine, realised I was like 5% of the way there and gave up.

[@Chvddy_Bvddie]

"I have a really good sniper rifle"

[@horse3987]

​@@rurathn5534man what

[@kisamexsx]

This is the most relaxed and wholesome crate opening session i have ever seen, it feels like i'm watching Bob Ross open some tf2 crates.

[@callmehmeme]

Thats surprisingly accurate

[@ConnorPie]

Being happy with whatever you get is such a nice thing instead of being like "Awh shit, that item is not profitable"

[@henrybusse7513]

It may be gambling, but at least it was fun!

[@d5ltatune]

0:35 I love how half of the chat is concerned and the other half just thinks its cute lmao

[@magicianslucky602]

>MY GOD ITS ADORABLE >PSYCHO

[@duxwontobey4887]

Jerma is the only TF2 player who actually wants any of the items in the cases and doesn't just view it as a virtual slot machine for unusuals and that's just amazing. He's excited to get items :)

[@spengler2258]

I think because generally speaking, if you’re excited for an item below Elite grade, most of the time you can buy it individually from the market for a fraction of the price of actually buying a key- *and* you’re guaranteed to get it that way. So anyone who actually unboxes is specifically searching for stuff like Unusuals. Jerma is just a strange breed of guy.

[@duxwontobey4887]

@@spengler2258 some people like things that they themselves have unboxed or are happy with the chance of something better without needing the unu to feel good

[@mjsugod1385]

@@spengler2258 Jerma had always been a strange case to me

[@dogf421]

@@spengler2258 jerma has the enlightened gambler mentality

[@dopey473]

Me asf I like getting anything

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

10:10 Step 1: Put it on the Shotgun Step 2: Name tag Step 3: Rename it *"Snotgun"*

[@fuckyoutube4398]

perfection

[@HaloLvl43Legit]

pin this lol

[@rawmaw]

Give this guy the 10000 dollars

[@velvetpetunia]

i'd put it on a rocket launcher and call it the Snot Rocket

[@flamingcat1101]

He organised his inventory like how you sort your guns in Resident Evil

[@tomorbataar5922]

4:14 Jerma understands what's important for engineer.

[@issaccoltman6249]

Jerma reacts to the contents like he's recieving gifts from relatives that don't know him that well

[@rafacastillo9611]

He didn't open glued crates with some superglue, shame

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

That reference made my day, thank you. Also the amount of likes shows us that we are old xD

[@Shrykull10]

@@PizzboyGetsPizzas you cant be much older than 14 if youre using xD

[@Gumper30]

​@Shrykull10 you're stuck in 2013, my guy. The 14 year olds who were using xD then are in their mid 20's now

[@bmkbbk123]

@@Shrykull10mf people who use xD still are in their early 20s. i am one of them.

[@smokestack534]

WE GOT THOSE CRATES AND THEYRE COVERED IN GLUE YOU GOTTA OPEN EM UP WITH SOME SUPER GLUE

[@localsnek]

BASED streamer doesn’t let peer pressure shape his decisions and LOVES ALL COSMETICS EQUALLY

[@nezaniatoimya]

14:57 i never heard someone describe this feeling so correctly

[@SanJo2MD]

Didn't Jerma say he'd rather stream bare naked then do CSGO case opening? He should honor his statement by opening TF2 cases half naked.

[@VRafe]

we know Jerma is full naked if cam isn't on

[@elithris]

theres a reason you dont see his facecam

[@tooth1539]

@@elithris what is the reason for no facecam? is he not wearing his face skin?

[@Chuck_Normies]

​@@tooth1539bruh

[@nexusless]

@@tooth1539 its all mucle behind that, hes obviously a SKINWALKER, super deranged, super MONSTROUS, how did ster witstand the forces that hold jerma's skin back, jerma rubber skin is worse than furry latex transformation from the hit game CHANGED

[@MrxD-cg5xs]

The rarity of the item says nothing about the quality of it. There are many cases where a blue item is significantly better than a pink or red one - the only difference it makes lies in the market price, as of course the higher rarities have less items in circulation and the prices are slightly higher as a result. That doesn't mean those items were actually better or more sought after though.

[@vampledample]

artificial scarcity goes hard

[@Tulip_bip]

Damascus and mahogany is a mercenary grade but it goes for absolutely ridiculous prices because of how high the demand is

[@VaultInteractive]

​@@Tulip_bip Can confirm. I used to own a Strange Factory New Damascus and Mahogany War Paint and I sold it for 140 keys (250 usd).

[@bwtrickster]

You're Boring

[@lewismartin533]

‘Am I really gonna be the Christmas dickhead?’ Gave me so many old Jerma tf2 vibes

[@sliver3703]

the way you customize your inventory slots in the backpack is something a psychopath would do, i literally have over 1300 items i couldnt

[@Leo_02]

I guess I'm a psychopath now (24 inventory pages manually organized)

[@mc-oh3kr]

@@Leo_02 who hurt you you sick mf

[@dre4614]

wow and d2 players pre programmed

[@ratking413]

@bokishaa4007 it doesnt do it like that though lol. he did some autism sorting

[@Kerosensecore]

@@ratking413 sir what do you mean autism sorting I thought everyone organized shit like that

[@AlphaOwl]

TF2 grandpa gets new threads to look hip with the kids

[@Adamski-]

Im honestly in the same boat as Jerma. After not playing this game for 6 years, i just want some cool cosmetics

[@passivelySCREAMING]

virgin mann-economist vs chad cosmetic enjoyer

[@nanodose]

"Chat no, no chat, no I'm not gonna open an unusual and delete it in front of you"

[@mrlazycrazy]

Jerma is a man of focus, he doesn’t care, he just likes to game while looking good.

[@Jukestar]

This is just so wholesome. It's adorable watching Jerma get genuinely into talking about the stuff he does.

[@GaMeRfReAkLIVE]

I like the way jerma gambles because its not even gambling. Hes not after stranges and shit to make money. He wants all the drip inside even if its not rarest thing in the box

[@juanletsplay1550]

I can't believe he only got unusuals and earned $18,000

[@27mosquitoes]

lol he's so happy to just get hats and thats just so fun

[@robertsides3626]

So happy Jerma finally tried TF2. Glad he likes it.

[@VictorVonDoomReal]

Jermas chat may be the most miserable thing to read

[@xtdycxtfuv9353]

All chat is. Better to watch without it honestly. Emotional overload at all times in 2023. Even in KZbin comments.

[@MrGuyMan-dr5sm]

He promised he wouldn't do a csgo case opening stream...

[@OddManeuver]

That’s why he did a TF2 case opening stream. He’s a true conniver.

[@buhguh-r8g]

@@OddManeuver They even named a kunai after him

[@KnackHD]

@@buhguh-r8grlly where is that I never seen that that’s cool

[@jojak0512]

⁠​⁠@@KnackHDit’s called the sus guy’s kunai

[@Wisdawms]

16:40 king of the junjle

[@bacreeton]

Only Jerma would unbox Glacial Glazed and say it looks good

[@magicianslucky602]

He is def a r6s player

[@rileyyyyh]

@@magicianslucky602ew have you ever watched jerma in your life do you even realise what you’re saying? r6s? LMAO

[@magicianslucky602]

@@rileyyyyh i have to say my wording was wrong , i meant he had the mental capacity of a rainbow six seige player , they love ice skin whatever the fuck it is

[@funkyoa]

​@@rileyyyyh you are a nerd

[@aiexzs]

@@magicianslucky602 you have the mental capacity of lay's sour cream and onion seasoning

[@TheWaInut]

Ah the game that poisoned others with loot boxes.

[@ArtZy08]

PLEASE USE THE TUMOR TOASTED WAR PAINT ON SOMETHING AND NAME THE GUN "Booger Blaster"

[@devoncampbell3607]

Yes

[@brookeh888]

Put it on the beggar's bazooka. The new and improved 'Sneeze Gun'

[@chrisby4607]

It is so nice to see someone who’s brain hasn’t been melted by ZestyJesus do war paint unboxings

[@cuppedcup5048]

Zesty ain’t wrong tho 🫡

[@ChicaneryBear]

Zesty is frequently wrong

[@cuppedcup5048]

@@ChicaneryBear but about wanting half decent warpaints? Hell nah

[@blackfox5413]

​@@ChicaneryBearonly about his Bionicle collection

[@denialz1460]

I format my inventory exactly the same and have never felt closer to god

[@Kluki13]

god that chat is soo fucking big for no reason

[@Boneheaded0]

We have to see all the zoomers pretending to know what’s happening

[@muqatil4224]

the main reason i watch vods are so i don’t have to see chat lmao

[@Kluki13]

@@muqatil4224 same

[@HabitualThinker]

@@Boneheaded0it’s weird that jerma even thinks chat wouldn’t know what tf2 is like his community doesn’t directly come from being fans of it originally. Of course most of chats gonna know what’s going on

[@the8626]

he sounds like Patrick Bateman when he goes over the tf2 items that he KILLED for.

[@pandapruitt2542]

I'm so happy to watch this...this feels so wholesome..

[@rushoffman965]

I have extreme whiplash with how quickly Jerma went from "Let's open crates! I'm having fun! Cool!" to "i dont want to do this anymore.. i think im done, that was alright.."

[@quansquanner]

i like how he does not care if its not rare he likes it if its good looking

[@singaporeseaslugs1393]

Unusual unboxing at 16:55 for those who want to skip to the good part

[@alishegamer8490]

This is honestly so wholesome Not to be a redditor or anything Jerma is actually wise as hell

[@silas6349]

Wise as hell maneee cmon

[@Gust_The_Man]

At least he has hats, i almost have none, no stranges, no unusuals

[@jolo8224]

“it’s a dollar, it’s like 5 cents”

[@mortainel]

that weapon sorting is truly american psycho

[@Strelnikov403]

Local streamer creates worst Spy loadout ever, asked to leave server

[@moorhseroms]

If this was the only piece of jerma media someone had ever seen, they'd think he's actually human

[@jermarule34]

i like when he revealed his backpack he instantly got diagnosed with ocd autism and adhd by various chat members

[@RhuBin02]

This was some bob ross ahh crate opening

[@loopholesloopy]

>Jerma unboxes absolutely DOGSHIT item >"Whoa this is pretty something alright!"

[@doubleaabattery7562]

Because he cares about if the item looks good, not how much he can sell it for.

[@ASatanW]

IQ issue moment

[@advocate101]

The way he describes his inventory is so Patrick Bateman

[@binky3D]

jerma unironically endorses gambling he does so many gambling streams fucker lives in vegas he definitely has some deal with the casinos

[@HoloCatHead]

I have never seen OCD like this in the backpack menu for TF2

[@ilsignorpino3959]

14:09 as soon as I saw this I thought 'this needs to be on a Black Box' and, lo and behold, he did show it on a Black Box

[@jackgainey315]

This is probably the most wholesome unboxing I’ve ever watched

[@coolepic519]

glacial glazed is unironically so clean (i was rooting with him the whole video i love him :)

[@BookshelfJunk]

why is this so relaxing

[@miguelangelo2871]

Gray_coat: actual psycho

[@ashamefulgamer1578]

8:19 Wait... i got those completely free. What? Why did he have to use a key on a crate to get those? Wtf?

[@FunnyMantf2353]

gift a pult probably

[@naveesomeone1583]

​@@FunnyMantf2353you can get item drops, with enough hours you could technically get cosmetics. Then again, it's pretty rare.

[@riversonr]

organized andy

[@The_Real_SmolOrTem]

"I wont be looking for any unusuals" "I wanted an unusual"

[@TheDude8008]

I love how I can't see shit on the left side of the screen at the start of the video, God I love the stream format.

[@crazybird199]

I’d love to sort my inventory like that, but I’d need to buy some inventory expanders and I’d rather not do that.

[@Ezzfaeblacky...]

Crazybird I fucking see you everywhere I go what the hell

[@kritikalmatix]

isnt it like 3 cents

[@crazybird199]

@@kritikalmatix No, 99 cents, about 89 on a community market. I can sort it more condensed and it works for me.

[@JacobKinsley]

Based microtransaction hater

[@offtop5784]

oh my god i remember the purple range sniper rifle he got from the classic vid that took me back

[@proto_117]

1:51 I feel the same when playing spy

[@kennesuu4358]

this is so wholesome

[@BreadTeleportationEnjoyer]

He should teleport bread

[@Helm-0]

Oh my god chat SUX "Durrr this is gonna take forever, the hats aren't even worse anything LOL" LET HIM ENJOY THE CASES YOU PRICKS, HE ALREADY BROUGHT THE KEYS ANYWAYS

[@nocanseegreen3845]

is chat in the room with us right now?

[@xtdycxtfuv9353]

It doesn’t bother him, so why let it bother you? For intensive purposes people behind Chat don’t exist, yeah.

[@mrpuddingpop1]

"its not christmas anymore?" "anymore? its always christmas! Christmas isn't a holiday, its a way of life."

[@noobko4007]

I hope valve wont listen to Jerma with his favorites. Cuz if they do, we would get just crap in the next case

[@SandzhievErdni]

TASTELESS streamer DECREASES video game's cosmetic quality. Fans are FURIOUS.

[@punishedgwynie]

the tasteful thickness of it

[@twitchyeyess]

Jerma brings my OCD brain joy

[@wave779]

Jerma just wants Christmas all year round. I can't knock it, I want it too 😭

[@TylerNovakYT]

I could have won so many fucking channel points but I was late for the vote

[@Mintzer0]

I used to watch him do this like 10 years ago, glad to see he hasn't changed at all

[@Yaroslav4eek]

Ai generated loadout got me

[@thodds68]

i like how when i saw jermas manually sorted inventory i thought "who does that" and saw someone posting the same in caps

[@Burley_Bert]

8:58 reading "Walmart Enjoyer" in the chat made me spit out my SunnyD

[@themechbuilder6171]

i like how he's opening the one's he missed

[@pravkdey]

Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's inventory

[@corwinchapman4565]

the cardboard rocket launcher definitely looks like a Tediore product

[@Giganiga9552]

“Jerma joestar”

[@ryanhanford4130]

"Welcome back to another hat simulator video-"

[@gasktask3852]

my condolences for fellow believers who lost their points

[@MrCornholio1812]

The organizing on backpack slots, for every single class just feels like autistic behaviour, i love Jerma

[@PUNXANDSKINZ]

that face is burned into the thumbnail like that flatscreen

[@EDoyl]

He said he doesn't care about the wear and can make it better but it's literally all he talks about

[@dunkleham]

Inventory of someone planning to play Path of Exile

[@BurstVessels]

The leopard print was the only cool one IMO

[@DIMM4_]

who at valve gave jerma the worst warpaints in the entire game

[@pseudocoffee4829]

Inventory organised by class is nice until you realise some weapons are multiclass, better organise by slot and put the 2 multi slot weapons in whichever.

[@GayDemonWarlord]

Jerma be the type of guy to unbox a pipe bomb and compliment it's construction

[@BierBart12]

These goddamn names and item concepts. I miss this game but without the weapon skin stuff that added 7 gigabytes to its download

[@BulborbStan]

Bit more than that now. The game is 25gb after the summer update.

[@xkasley]

I hate it when the TF2 community wants to see expensive stuff instead of having fun with the cosmetics, like bro, who cares about some shiny hat it doesn't makes you better

[@drent102]

Twitch chat try not to be obnoxious challenge: impossible

[@Nikokl]

omg the scout from team fortress 2 is playing team fortress 2

[@dillonsiv]

This reminds me of when i got hats and skins for the first time and i was so excited that i didnt care what i got

[@most_sane_piano_enthusiast]

the chat is absolutely deranged

[@HuonPiper-ir4yj]

jerma got 4 keys worth of cosmetics and random junk