jerma plays tf2 while stervert makes zexual advances

just bros being bros
Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
#Jerma985 #jerma

[@lell717]

Sters life is like if he was playing a jerma dating sim but he always picks the funny dialogue option.

[@limb-o7180]

I'd say he's picking the most flirty ones

[@jacobfromstatefarm6136]

it always works to woo jerma too somehow

[@ArdaCoffeeBean]

I need more of this

[@flat-seventh]

@@jacobfromstatefarm6136I mean he’s a funny guy

[@rebornwoshua78]

sorry this is the best comment

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

Quote from Gravy441 in chat: "Jerma won't pay attention to any topic unless Ster uses a conversational flashbang"

[@lastsecondshot5779]

Poor Ster was getting ignored for like an hour straight before this because Jerma was so into the game lol

[@dreinstar2352]

HOLY shit its him

[@fuchsia8266]

Gravy441 was so real for this one

[@bobafetteste]

He figured out the meta LOL

[@Kazuhira2249]

true

[@me-jd7mu]

I want someone to talk to me like ster talks to jerma

[@Harufloof]

i can do that

[@me-jd7mu]

@@Harufloof go on

[@Lkymn]

You really are the most attractive commenter on this website.

[@me-jd7mu]

@@Lkymn thank you cutie pie

[@pacotheglueater]

SAME!

[@Nilon241]

Ster: "He'd rather play his videogames than be with me s e x u a l l y"

[@selah6778]

You forgot the one where ster says he should do pushups with jerma underneath him

[@Blazik3n99]

If anyone is wondering if this is a joke - it isn't, lol. Also missed the part where Jerma compliments Ster by calling him chunky

[@PeptoAbismol]

​@@Blazik3n99dude Ster wouldn't stop talking about how much he loves when Jerma calls him his peanut butter chunky baby for like an hour

[@Evasiv]

@@PeptoAbismoli mean if jerma called me that id probably cum

[@PlatinumAltaria]

The zexual sterrassment meme is so developed that it's attending high school.

[@demitrysualokin2796]

Sterrizment

[@t4t4all]

seeing jerma using the sandman and crit a cola is like witnessing an old dude with dimentia trying to find his 40 year old kid that he thinks is 2

[@vroomkaboom108]

*Witnessing how a real man does it

[@alex.g7317]

I don’t get the analogy? Is the Fritz-cola the two year old or is dementia the jerma?

[@urbainleverrier1]

@@alex.g7317 both

[@JeffarryLounder]

I miss the old sandman so much man. That was my favourite Scout melee and Valve went and nerfed it to hell.

[@Ubercentraltf2]

@@alex.g7317Crita cola with sandman is the 2 year old. Jerma is the man with dementia. Because crita cola with sandman used to be really good, but it was nerfed into the ground. But Jerma played when it it was good.

[@pat1509]

HES IN HEAT TODAY

[@GewelReal]

wdym today???

[@ralek592]

Heavy is the head that wears the jizz

[@naypinay]

hes in heat everyday bro

[@herobrineharry7698]

Humans don’t do that, what is he

[@0x2480]

@@herobrineharry7698 he's a creature

[@cat_enjoyner]

the old man yaoi is crazy

[@Erblorg]

Hey, they're still young in heart

[@shevrett2658]

Jerma x Star Jerma x Star Everybody wants to see this happen

[@deliriouspenis]

@@Erblorgi thought you said in heat (O_O)

[@rrrrrrrrrr9354]

old man yaoi commentary while playing old man yaoi game

[@iatethecrayons]

@@rrrrrrrrrr9354 omg the flashbacks im having to the fanfictions ive read ster is eroding away at my sanity

[@thetrueinferno7993]

Gives a new meaning to 'trying to fuck with someone'

[@reigen_arataka_fan9681]

😳

[@knatspray]

“Fuck Around and find out.” -Around Jefferson (2023)

[@PeptoAbismol]

minus with

[@Muukid]

Stervert trying HARD for that Jermussy

[@pokemonduck]

cursed comment

[@nono-oz4gv]

@@pokemonduck you got any spare bleach?

[@SwedishBroManDude]

@@nono-oz4gv Pass me some of that bleach, bro!

[@SomeGuyWithAFace9]

4:19 jerma really extended the olive branch and gave him an in with the "if your my friend and we're cuddling and you tickle me a little thats okay 😳" and ster IMMEDIATELY shot it down. Unbelievable how oblivious they both are to eachothers advances

[@SomeGuyWithAFace9]

wait. im a fool. it was reverse psychology. i would have fallen for it

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

He also said “girlfriend” I think

[@utes5532]

He was talking about cuddling with a girlfriend

[@boopbeep2310]

​@@utes5532​ bold of you to assume he wouldn't call ster his girlfriend

[@nickperkowski2407]

The whole tickle thing with Ster is because feeling tickled is a reflex to get you to move and protect vulnerable parts of your body. He’s just describing his body’s defense mechanisms. Or he’s just being a Stervert using reverse psychology to get Jerma to come zickle him I dunno.

[@CosmiKazie]

i'm gonna go back in time and show this comment to george washington and history will change

[@nikodemjelonek8420]

"zickle him" fucking obliterated me

[@CheeseYourself]

zammer & zickle

[@juicejooos]

@@CheeseYourself zommunist

[@PeptoAbismol]

​@@CosmiKazie"What the fuck am I reading" -George Washington, 1776

[@Pudding404]

Ster at this point should send Jerma "something special for someone special." It would 100% be worth the $100, haha.

[@me-fp3cg]

I thought this already happened

[@naquan59]

@@me-fp3cg I think ster did but it was for his friend mayla.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

I still remember Ster talking about how his goal whenever he plays with Jerma was to make him laugh as much as possible because that is the content. I'm glad that hasn't changed to this day.

[@spacepopefrances]

The only thing funnier than Ster constantly flirting with Jerma is that it works.

[@coconuto7]

I got timed out for asking if Ster was in heat

[@clumsysilence]

thank you for your service

[@Kazuhira2249]

the attractive streamer isnt even a joke its a fact

[@PeptoAbismol]

genuine

[@watpronouncedwot]

1:05 The thought of people in the future with Jerma’s DNA terrifies me

[@iminumst7827]

"DNA"

[@watpronouncedwot]

idk shit about genetics dont be mean ;(

[@blackballensns]

girl jerma 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[@iminumst7827]

@@watpronouncedwot you are assuming Jerma has genetics

[@thesuperpunmaster6369]

thankfully, he isn't real, so he lacks DNA

[@ShebbyYT]

My favorite message after ster mentions the thigh measuring is "YOU NEED TO GO OFFLINE NOW!"

[@finnianheart]

the girls need to put shock collars on these two during their collabs i stg 😭

[@lemonpotioncastle]

don't say that lmao

[@BitspokesV2]

Ster wishes

[@9600bauds]

jerma shock jocking stream??

[@keaton5101]

and what about the treat dispenser?? for when theyre good??

[@puhpuh3037]

One of them would moan whenever he gets shocked

[@PKMNTrainerKelly]

"say, jerma, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

[@FeenieVonKarma]

jerma trying desperately to compliment ster (but sounding like he's trying to compliment his son): "well you've been looking very physically fit lately, you're taking care of yourself...." ster: "I have NOT" LMAOOOOO

[@yentamoon1808]

Meanwhile ster: does your chat ever let you know... that you're S E X Y

[@min-sleep]

1:59 he turns with the chat cats at the same time

[@knatspray]

The way that Jerma stutters after saying “I think you’re pretty-“ is like when a character meets his crush in a cartoon.

[@depresseywolf3860]

"I have a weird tickle spot" I was fully expecting him to say his penis lol

[@icoffeebeen]

sters whole big chunky thing just proves that hes the straight version of a bear

[@Hazztech]

Daddy ster uwu.....

[@erinys2]

straight version of a bear😭

[@elise4773]

straight?

[@icoffeebeen]

@@elise4773 ur right, my bad. there is nothing heterosexual about this man

[@dodsonboys]

Ster is just saying what we're all thinking, right?

[@reigen_arataka_fan9681]

Indeed 😏

[@Euclid1]

Jerma breeding simulator

[@mywaterco0lerromance]

a what now?

[@Euclid1]

@@mywaterco0lerromance it's time to get freaky

[@5ynthet1c]

Why did you make this combination of words.

[@minoxiothethird]

ster be going for the morenatsu bad end

[@GeeGe.]

You made me physically, audibly say "noooo" as an instinctive reflex

[@saintbeau2779]

ster was on stream a few days before this one saying that he was gonna prank jerma by laying eggs all over his house without telling him. i'd imagine they'd hatch into ster juniors, much like cell juniors from dragon ball z

[@MusashiW-ec2yn]

what would also be funny if Ster kept a catboy Jerma picture on his phone or on his pc at all times, for lore reasons.

[@Harufloof]

lore reasons ;)

[@MicronOnline]

7:50 chat member Atomiiku says "cut bro's mic" That had me Laughing like woody woodpecker

[@clumsysilence]

I'm just saying that if one of my friends talked to me how ster talks to jerma I would probably fall in love with them

[@kR-qj7rw]

Id be like these guy wants to breed me holy shit

[@ffff-od3jb]

hey babes

[@Destical]

HES A STERVERT OR ZEAXUAL ADVANCE GODDESS

[@comicstanz2990]

Someone NEEDS to make a compilation titled “ster being an absolute goddamn stervert for 15 minutes straight” because every single time jerma and ster stream together ster acts like this and i love it

[@bloodslushies]

Ster making jerma uncomfortable for 10 minute straight by arson 🫡 got every time ster acts like this

[@hedgehog.of.cydonia]

my jaw dropped, when Ster suddenly said about doing push-ups 👀

[@M4ck_.]

0:31 jerma gets flustered when man compliments him

[@goatonatree1062]

Making me even happier

[@chessterstone]

I see ster never gave up on the gay chicken challenge after all these years

[@hevoo]

Absolutely unhinged title. I love it. [Edit] Never mind, the title is pretty fair.

[@legorovers9838]

someone said bimbo conversation

[@bugdomrulez]

"idk" "what do you mean you dont know, it was your answer" about tickling made me fucking die for some reason

[@brzk_]

it makes me soooo happy just seeing these two in a call and talking and having fun. feel like a lost part of my past has been revived and retored

[@urbainleverrier1]

This stream was such a stimulating one

[@Jack-vx5ge]

he was so zorny this stream

[@Alexshmalexx]

Really goes to show that just one day of tf2 can make you gay….

[@TimBagels]

TF2 is just male Touhou. Every player, every character, is gay. Fact.

[@humanharddrive1]

one guy in chat be like "Jerma use the Liberty Launcher on Engineer please"

[@ArdaCoffeeBean]

"DIVORCE STREAM WHEN" I'm crying

[@ReifinDFanchon]

Every time Ster talks, there is 50% chance for his word to have Charm status effect on it.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

The fact both ster and Jerma now has the "barely audible wife/gf laugh track" on their streams is very cute 💕 Not as cute as these flirtatious old men.

[@DerpScout]

Gamer Thighs

[@pacowallochenkenrick]

Bro after that “responsibility of a 10” comment the vid title should be “while Stervert zexually harasses him”

[@iatethecrayons]

Ive stolen some ster rizz lines and used them on my husband ("its the responsibility of a 10 to reproduce"). Great results.

[@Austrveg]

goodluck on the pregnancy🎉

[@chickenpotbiebro202]

Cool to see the Scout playing TF2

[@catke590]

Let's continue.

[@de-ment]

everyonei's HUH'ing ster but i know EXACTLY what he means and I have that exact spot. it's like beyond tickling your entire body just jumps to the opposite direction

[@JARGUN145]

It’s like that area in the middle of the sides of your torso or at least that’s how I think it should be described. Something taps there and you just jolt, it happens sometimes and I realize “why did I do that”

[@Wilbyheh]

we get what he means but the way he introduces these topics is so random and out of place

[@yentamoon1808]

Its around the obliques iirc

[@minimalgrammar1276]

"Body dysmorphia arc" -Some chatter

[@Megamon0001]

Ster and Jerma are like an old married couple that are sitting on their porch on a summer day on two rocking chairs drinking sweet tea

[@mythcat1273]

Obviously ster has watched unedited andy MULTIPLE times

[@Blap7]

mega gayge lmao, love their dynamic

[@mythcat1273]

Ster is trying to get back with jerma after the gamer divorce

[@Dyezerify]

aw man, where's the "push-ups" bit?

[@johnnystankiewicz295]

It was in another vid on this channel

[@furiousmagician5912]

STOP CALLING THEM OLD MAN YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE MIDDLE AGED MAN YAOI AT BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thanruto]

starting the video with numerous D: in chat is scary

[@vinedux]

i feel like if jerma was into men and single, ster would seriously be into him

[@AnyHeroBlake]

The silence after “he’s seen it”

[@enemyghost2170]

This is just how girl friends talk

[@dav786]

2:16 perfect timing soldier laugh

[@lakeofire77]

dude this is kinda freaking me out, this is how me and bestfriend interact all the time

[@nerijustrainovicius165]

the tickle tell is a life changer

[@Mizziri]

i have NEVER seen jerma make a face anything like 2:22, what the fuck

[@nikodemjelonek8420]

new jerma face dropped

[@JayseeYT]

when did jerma become the voice of reason between these two???

[@pokemonduck]

always has been

[@StitchPen]

Jerma's brain reset back to his early 2010's version, so he gained a stance in the situation.

[@JayseeYT]

@@pokemonduck someone needs to watch jerma is mad

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

jerma's in the mood for star muah muah

[@BOOMDIGIDYable]

I thought they were talking about being pickled for a solid few mins

[@sharpshot404]

You left out the push-up kissing

[@fox-dies]

god ok i know ster likes to mess w jeremy and make him uncomfortable w the flirting but i didnt realize how straight forward this one would be

[@afif1797]

this somehow become gay in the middle

[@mezma4886]

Kinda like Malcolm in the middle but it's jerma in the middle

[@Darumaster]

I'm glad sterma is alive and healthy after all these years

[@DanielEhlmann]

They ain’t dodging the accusations after this one.

[@i8somepoopoo328]

He’s stersty 🥵🥵🥵

[@rahulgomes6488]

pleaseeee upload more it's so nice to see them together again :3

[@w0bw0b]

Ster sounds like jerma doing a funny voice

[@lukijez]

Stergenics

[@rodanandme]

*cat turning its head back and forth*

[@mrbones9332]

"actual pissing match" only on Jerma985

[@KumaPaws376]

I also have Hip sensitivity, where I spasm when touched right on the hip

[@JonBWinston]

judging by these comments we have progressed so far as a community, im so proud

[@beepbow8444]

Ster tickle sensation is so real and fucked up I hate how it feels so much. One time some stranger brushed by me and I flinched so hard that they got freaked out 😭 Don't touch me 🫶

[@majinlilkek4367]

I love that the camera is so bad in this video

[@birdflox1337]

4:20 what in god's name does this mean

[@spunchbob6520]

hanging out with...............girlfriends

[@Boneheaded0]

I’ll never know…

[@dontfuckwithmeiwillsuckyou939]

responsibility of a 10 to breed with as many women as possible to pass on his perfect genetics

[@giantcocgaming9884]

☹️

[@rintezuka1]

Spy sappin' mah sentry - jerma

[@TheEddGould]

their dynamic is fucking incredible tbh

[@grunkaro]

ster being a chad for 9 minutes

[@billymkj2763]

the amount of people when ster said he has a weird tickle spot who said theirs in you know where is concerning

[@letmeshowumypkmn]

what is it about jerma that makes people get really gay without him even trying

[@goosiegoose2005]

0:29 the stervert speaks genuine FACTS

[@Tiny-xbx]

We just watched like their first date

[@BERTYTH3P0NY]

Any 4 year old child has figured out that you can't tickle yourself.

[@chase7914]

5:23 when you try to pet an orange cat on the stomach

[@Macc985]

hes trying so hard