Jerma Streams - Dark Messiah of Might & Magic (Part 2)

[@rexraptor1340]

0:57 dumb streamer talks about buying fish at the store 5:46 dumb streamer plays game about kicking spiders

[@vandibox]

Rex Raptor I would like to know about your life to see how shit it might be for you to comment and watch a video you don't enjoy

[@murmurin2011]

vandibox wew lad, chill. That's a joke.

[@vandibox]

Distant Rattle Of Bones Ok

[@ConRayArt]

It's a joke, he probably doesn't think jerma is dumb

[@kit5850]

best part abt his old stuff is he hasnt like learned how to temper his rage for the audience yet

[@kristopherm6344]

Midnight, pizza, and Jerma Doesn't get much better than this

[@Hevii_]

4 year old comment but god damn it’s relatable.

[@aniyilator]

@@Hevii_ facts

[@ungybungy1764]

Revisiting in 2024. God i miss these days, nothing to worry about but high school and watching jerma. Good times

[@atryan1125]

Jerma is the reason why we have quest markers in games nowadays

[@mikotoh]

thank god for that

[@DocJamesH]

He did it without a play through

[@HammerspaceCreature]

Dark Messiah of Making People Fall Over

[@Tripleat117]

HammerspaceCreature AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD: All those who live and stand shall FALL

[@aestus187]

Jerma is a living legend.

[@aniyilator]

implying he's still or ever has been among the living

[@YaFaceIsMine]

"Too much pee in my bloodstream" - *Jerma985 | 2017*

[@zab6124]

Whole foods is filled with pretentious snobs

[@MondoMurderface]

Only been there once and the stank of hippy babyboomers and hipster millennial was unbearable.

[@SuperCatfire]

i love him trying to do a chord and its the same note at different octaves

[@senaps_media]

it's literally a peter griffin scream when they fall off the edge

[@Grimbo_1212]

This stream is #217 in the Chronological Jerma Streams playlist that I've been watching, which supposedly contains every Jerma stream vod that exists. I'd guess that I've watched about ~430 hours worth of Jerma vods by now, setting aside any of the newer stuff that I watched before starting from the beginning. 2:59:26 This moment is the straw that broke the camel's back. I can't take it anymore

[@SG99_]

Now we know that orcs will 💯% be in the next jerma Rumble

[@isybub6]

DADDY jerm says hey @ 0:58 MOTHER JERM opens the game menu @ 4:55 (jerm leaves without cheese around here) BROTHER jerm stops talking about cheese (but not really, the game just starts) @ 5:45 SISTER JERM starts playing game again but was thinking so hard about his experience with the cheese, he forgets to turn off the pee splash @ 2:01:40

[@8go_chan]

these dark messiah streams are great, but seriously, if you took a shot everytime jerma says "fucking" or any variant, you'd be shitfaced in 30 minutes

[@BloodWraith777]

I like how both this, and Dead Island are just Overpowered Kick: The Game.

[@RecklessJames]

A shame that they just dont make any games like this anymore these days

[@werepyregeneral]

Thanks for the upload

[@Lyubimov89]

21:22 - "As I walk" - you bloody sprinted inside it!

[@newt6451]

3:38:43 That giant worm shield block got me good. Thunk! 😆

[@withera_]

how long does it take him to realize that the wizard sight doesn't use mana

[@TruffaloBuffalo]

50:36 - 300 (2007)

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

50:33 Top Ten Saddest Deaths in Anime.

[@johnsmithazathoth]

10:42 HORRIFYING PSYCHO TORTURES GOBLINS

[@bud389]

Was waiting all stream long for one of those orcs to pick him up and throw him off.

[@larrydigger461]

this game is actually good

[@mjgraphics5565]

34:12 can't stop laughing

[@AceChartreuse]

He has a spell to see, yes it hurts the eyes, but he rarely uses it. You have that spell for a reason Jerma. Thats they only thing to upset me this entire play through

[@Frogster7]

I cannot believe thats the ONLY thing that upset you.

[@DubskiDude]

30:21 DRINK BRO

[@mattdrop9104]

I've played this game all the way through 2-3 times and never experienced any of the shit he has. Never glitched through a wall once. He glitched through it 5 times in one tunnel, what the fuck

[@Keldos310]

Jerma's blindness and complaining sometimes is baffling.

[@8ColonelKernel8]

Keldos Unbelievably incompetent it makes my blood boil sometimes but meh lol.

[@LP_Amadeus]

I love Jerma, but sometimes he can be so unbelievably stupid, that I don't blame the chat for backseating

[@Lyubimov89]

He can rival Jesse Cox in obliviousness sometimes lol

[@qwerty343d5]

"You did it, they successfully captured me, because I cannot get out" GEE I WONDER WHY THERE'S A FUCKING *WOODEN* SUPPORT BEAM OVER THE GATE THAT HAS NO UPPER SECTION? WHY DON'T YOU USE THE FUCKING *ROPE* BOW THAT CAN SHOOT *ROPES* ON *WOODEN* OBJECTS?

[@joshriley2936]

30:20 My personal bookmark to one of my favorite parts.

[@cthulues5527]

Glad your still uploading jerma streams, never understood how people find ster streams entertaining.

[@SammyLevisosa]

One ster stream every few months is enjoyable to watch, but I agree. I can't watch more than one of his streams every once in a while. They are nearly the exact same stream every time. Ster is always disinterested in nearly everything and his streams are just agony sometimes lol.

[@cthulues5527]

Sammage DaSammich He just complains and it gets aggravating.

[@jackbringusdringus9627]

Sammage DaSammich also they're not friends anymore

[@RandyRelish99]

Jack Topper what happened? They aren't friends anymore?

[@jackbringusdringus9627]

GhostDragon yea dude look it up. Jerma cancelled some stuff like an hour befor it happened and star called Kim some names. Star doesn't really like Kim it seems. And on a pubg stream someone asked tell me a $15 jerma story and ster said well I would but me and jerma aren't friends anymore

[@fakeman6542]

I feel like he equally hated and loved this game

[@dinonatorful]

Is this game good or not I can't tell

[@Lyubimov89]

It's amazing

[@weir-t7y]

Yeah jerma just doesn't pay attention

[@tkellaway]

2:09:15 The moment the game and Jerma broke

[@superultradeluxe_1927]

Dennis Reynolds IRL, everybody

[@ArturVader]

ORC STRONG !

[@UseZapCannon]

Didn't watch the first episode, but why is Jerma so hesitant to kill shit with his sword? Why's it always gotta be environmental hazards?

[@BunsonMcBunnybuns]

He usually takes a lot of damage when sword fighting and it tends to take a long time to actually kill anything. And he thinks enviro-kills are absolutely hilarious. That's probably the bigger reason of the two.

[@machination2166]

In addition to what the other guy said, he also put a lot of points into magic skills because he thought they'd be funny to use so his actual melee attacks are shit.

[@Jemis_Bond]

AHHHHH

[@kit5850]

28:50 jerma moment

[@ArturVader]

#teamcheesenips

[@tadastadas81]

Jerma couldnt figure out that you need to use rope bow to get over that door while children age 12 could when playing this game

[@YangBalanceYin]

"Jerma needs handholding" the game. I like the guy. He sucks at games.

[@Mats900ie]

This gameplay is so painful

[@DocJamesH]

Stream chat is stupid

[@jorda229]

God i can't actually watch him play a game i really like because it annoys me so much how he talks over cutscenes and doesn't pay attention

[@Krog517]

Maybe the story shouldn’t be so mediocre

[@kit5850]

@@Krog517 lol

[@bademusoctavianjuvenal2702]

Dont get me wrong, but for a guy who beated the game like 10 times like me, this is good place to get cancer.

[@ProcastinateBoi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH