Jerma Streams - Elden Ring (Part 17) [Randomizer With Ster]

[@JermaStreamArchive]

4:41:01 Brb Ends

[@Dinger985]

😂🎉🎉

[@vat_]

thank you Jerma Stream Archive!

[@linamiller4208]

Spoiler warning: It's really poetic how Jerma got the remembrance for Placidusax and then used it to brick his build for the next 5 hours. Only to be forced to go to Raya Lucaria to respec, and then be met with Placidusax barring him from respeccing.

[@lostpockets2227]

dang this sure is a spoiler. that's really funny tho

[@biggrocc19]

@@lostpockets2227 dang there sure is a warning

[@fakenamefakename8688]

@@biggrocc19dang this sure is a sarcastic comment related to the oddity of announcing a spoiler warning for a jerma stream

[@linamiller4208]

@@fakenamefakename8688 It was supposed to be silly not serious lol

[@sehguhnai8223]

Dang I'm sad I let myself read this

[@TVBraingremlin]

jerma reading 'cerulean' as 'crustacean' and 'crucible' as 'grumble' really tickles me

[@orionvulpes6407]

i audibly burst out laughing when i read grumble for some reason, so thank you !

[@bv3726]

grumble gauntlets

[@Sammy38]

love your fursona

[@Igelme]

loving the 2023 ster content, def feeling that 2014 vibe again

[@justinramage2408]

"To drop it click discard" -Ster after making this mistake for the 16th time

[@banaanzxcvbnm]

these streamers really are built different haha

[@banaanzxcvbnm]

3:40:55 S: Do you know where the church is with the flask? J: Yes ... J: Where is that?

[@cheeto3769]

5:15:32 he was about to summon the BOYS but remembered they're gone in this time line 😔

[@liamcopich9239]

Fucking lol

[@yehudash6611]

Jerma fucking up his whole build and then complaining when he has no weapons and can't level up was the funniest and most frustrating part of this stream

[@personeater2664]

The bit where he didn’t just commit to strength and vigor but almost put 8 points in dex was scary

[@christiancinnabars1402]

Him "f*ing" up his build by going full strength, being convinced by chat to put points into dex and vigor, then committing to a 50 strength weapon anyways was even funnier for me. Jerma: 0 Chat: 0 MeStrong: 1

[@jhoulshirime4573]

Not to mention how he can’t see things other than his character, he kept passing loot unless ster lead him to it. Either he was zooted, blind or retarded on purpose

[@McDoubleFunny]

no object permanence andy

[@patrik8192]

Jerma can never escape the endless pull of elden ring he will keep playing until he croaks

[@shawnd181]

Hm, sounds scary. Who's this?

[@domscards]

Yeah I never watch these tbh

[@novumjerma]

@@domscards I always watch these tbh 🙃 Also @patrik he plays this a lot less than some people have :o

[@Poliswag7]

@@domscards damn sucks you missed out on the best streams

[@burningbandit]

Me neither

[@dani_phantump]

major caveman jerma moments: -the mass stat dump into strength, because he is MeStrong after all -going "UMG'HOO H'GUMP UMG'HOO H'GUMP UMG'HOO H'GUMP" to describe the presence of a spear crystallian -(sees golden rune with big number) im about to level up like 10 times (levels up once) _responds with barking when ster asks why he's a dog (cameo by Dog Jerma) -"I'm so scared of the fire!!!!" - having to fight what is essentially three dinosaurs with swords -going UUUAAAGHGH when he steps on magma

[@TheZWolf]

I like when jerma just stares down the bosses and misses 90% of his hits

[@cyber_xiii3786]

I seriously can't comprehend how he's played Souls games for such a long time and still manages to miss so many attacks. I know he said he hates thrusting weapons but SURELY he would understand that he can't hit enemies that are 40 feet away when he's using a melee weapon??? But he also misses a lot of attacks when he IS in melee range...

[@Tenescra]

I still can't believe they had to fight three different magma wyrms lmfao

[@Ethman16]

Why is him calling them “mohg-like” enemies so funny to me

[@ItsRyanHello]

he didnt know who mohg was for most of his actual playthrough so he called every enemy that looked like Mohg (Omens, Margit,) mohg-like

[@videogames4821]

first ever Mohg-type game

[@Poliswag7]

The Mohg bit is one of my favorite Jerma bits

[@IdleHawk7]

even funnier to me is that he didn't know how it was pronounced for a long while either. MAWG MOMENT

[@Corninthesky]

He should do a Mohg-like tier list

[@lethauntic]

6:35:06 I swear, for about two minutes, Jerma and Ster sounded like an old married couple arguing about directions

[@snowblind9551]

That rivalry with Elenora at 2:12:10 was literally just a Darth Maul 2v1.

[@Kriosaivak]

1:04:20 Can’t believe Jerma’s calling my man Vyke, contender to the throne and fucker of dragons, just some guy. SMH my head, can’t believe he doesn’t know his lore. 😢

[@kookvszn]

smh my head

[@Kriosaivak]

@@kookvszn 😔

[@silverhand9965]

Gotta respect Vyke for getting that Lanssussy 😳😳😳

[@Kriosaivak]

@@silverhand9965 Absolutely, what a legend.

[@jaxonbroussard9833]

@@silverhand9965 containment breach

[@jamesmccomb9525]

5:43:50 I think it's downright mean and hilarious that he says this about his horse, while he's co-oping with Ster.

[@Pickle-jarr]

Pleasantly surprised about more elden ring but was actually surprised that he just kept goin and didn’t stop even past my bed time 🥺

[@biggrocc19]

bed times are made to be broken

[@jamesmccomb9525]

@@biggrocc19 I am the bed time, I am the one who does not sleep.

[@justanuff]

@Durgle We cant coz we smoked too much of that sky blue

[@Ligmaballin]

@@jamesmccomb9525 *Put your dick away Waltuh, it's bedtime Waltuh...*

[@ziggle5000]

1:15:50 he reads the question "can you feel the wall between your brain and your skull" and actually seems to have to think about it before answering. Jerma is literally the imposter.

[@tex_lysium7912]

Simple flips

[@dogma4593]

Omg the mad soldier bit at 59:01 had me in tears

[@eccentricjoe8786]

IMPORTANT: 2:05:42 Jeremy shamefully does a 3rd person camera skirt peep he really is unhinged and zorny

[@RIPLOUDOG]

Loretta in the moon stage arena actually looks soooo sick for her

[@RIPLOUDOG]

the edible def kicked in after the first break when jerma couldn’t jump over that one little gap

[@jplichta]

The placidusax fight had me dying lmao Every time he was giving them attack windows they were running away, and then attacking/healing when he was as well

[@Bluothy]

Back here again, Jerma is retired - I’ve been watching since I was 13, it’s been 10 years. I never watched on twitch but always kept up with content in the stream archives. Thanks for doing this for people like myself, these videos have been comfort, entertainment and a window of memory into the fun I had with my friends. Thanks a lot to Jerma and Star_ or Ster, also you wonderful fans who keep it accessible and alive on KZbin. Thank you so very much. Remember, no jermamite or starmata is alone :)) there’s some secrets over here, bwyeah! Baaaaah, known for its excellence!

[@romainlettuce233]

my favorite part is when Jerma and Ster beat the lava breathing dragon thingy in the cave after not being able to earlier in the stream, (first try as a matter of fact) only to have to face it again on a bridge, but this time it has a different name and they were able to bring it down to 1 hp, and then both die simultaneously. I've never played a souls title, but I love randomizers for there relentless absurdity.

[@oatmealformana]

FOR MY FELLOW ChatReplay ANDYS OUT THERE SET CUSTOM TIMING TO -48 WHEN STREAM CRASHES AT 3:01:35

[@strangeshotgun]

ty

[@realNoMee]

Jer questioning how Ster missed things in Elden Ring leads me to believe he has forgotten that he only saw 90% of this game because of chat screaming when he missed things LMAO

[@TheSoCanadian]

Fr, I took my time exploring as much as possible on my first play through like over 100 hours and i still missed the sewer and placidusax.

[@Tisvly]

The continual panic starting around 5:58:21 was so fun

[@ghosthero0806]

the rage of losing his horse made him miss so many items it's unbelievable

[@WesleyFiles]

3:57:10 "I wish I was his girlfriend" - Ster 😳

[@Sqlslammer]

4:15:00 THE SKELETON APPEARS Or was it all a dream? NO IT WASN'T Or, wait, was it? NOT IT'S NOT

[@kakoytazabar]

The expression Jerma had was priceless.

[@popcore5579]

7:55:27 Jerma owes Ster $100 cuz he pronounced it right

[@velo4097]

he blacks out every time ster talks about his +16 weapon, this is truly the terraria mod playthrough

[@ALongAndLowTide]

He 100% zoniked after the BrB 😭

[@GoopOozeAndMore]

synchronized horse call at 32:05

[@Ligmaballin]

1:12:58 The sheer luck this man has of getting the best melee weapon in the game, and the best spirit summon in the game within 10 seconds.

[@TheLateLordKardok]

2:59:30 "Ster solo boss, _GigAcHaD"_

[@SynonamessBotchKevin]

Gotta love getting RoB and Tiche in the same instant.

[@eccentricjoe8786]

man it was honestly so aggravating seeing spend points on 32 strength and then instead of getting 12 dex to be able to use like anything he gets vitality and etc

[@toonces6587]

Relax man, embrace how funny it is

[@eccentricjoe8786]

@@toonces6587 I know, he’s also very funny and zoinky too but I was just really but hurt about it lol

[@Seththcleric]

i like how jermas characters asscrack was hanging out for the entire stream

[@weezerenthusiast]

I just want to let everyone know how much of a happy surprise this was to see that there were FIVE NEW VODS that I had missed of elden ring

[@eatsomeice179]

5:34:48 my man's fighting J3-RM4 entity inside his head, telling it to not kill a fictional snail

[@BPac21]

i like how jerma switches to the omenkiller cleaver (seemingly entirely on the basis of it being a "mohg-like" weapon... as in, it's used *against* "mohg-likes") despite it having worse damage than the halberd he was using, esp if he heavy infused it. it has bleed, i guess?? and then he just sells the halberd without a second thought while keeping a great ghost glovewort, as if he'd get enough to upgrade a spirit to +10 and they hadn't already agreed that they weren't using spirits

[@funkyoa]

he's a big fan of mohg-esque art

[@colemanjones4374]

It would have been a good idea if he still uses wild strikes. Broken ash of war

[@jamesmedina3297]

8 hours of eye melting 360p here we come!

[@miikael123able]

Try 720 then🥴

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

Ster reacts to Jerma's inside jokes like a non native English speaker lol

[@ghosthero0806]

jerma didn't download the unalloyed mod. he just downloaded seamless co-op and randomizer, which is why he kept having problems.

[@NoName-xv5nn]

360p vod LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[@Dublin_N]

The higher resolutions will come later, they take longer to process

[@winterphresh2429]

Jerma saying “I wish I could play this again for the first time” and then proceeding to play like it’s his first time tickles me

[@turt1100]

5:44:38 Cower before me!!!

[@masterelia3259]

i expect a FULL second playthrough with these mods

[@Maelthorn1337]

8:09:22 >rushes directly into the path of the fire. "There's no where to go, just die."

[@theophany4935]

6:10:05 *S I R G I D E O N O F N I R*

[@dragoninja5489]

I started playing the elden ring randomizer recently with 2 friends, and we got malenia for margit. That was a fun 11 and a half hours

[@hederahelix1383]

got whiplash when jerma got raided by snapscube

[@TornBase]

3:00:08 3:44:13 disappears 3:50:46 nvm 4:21:55 40,000 5:44:38 cower 6:57:00 mobile game ad

[@ironmaiden197]

3:00:07 "Ster is better than you and Ster combined" caught me off guard.

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

After the stream chat desyncs around 3 hours in you can resync the chat by using a custom timing of about "-50".

[@jillsandwitch67]

you're a real one

[@milesh.2968]

4:49:18 Jerma found what ster said to be REALLY funny

[@jekdumablackowl5344]

8:06:40 jerma learns the dark arts

[@The_Steele1]

6:59:25 Killing Younglings. 7:00:58 Youngling Genocide.

[@tranquil3727]

7:44:42 worst face of the year nominee

[@quicksilver2923]

jerma elden ring vibe is immaculate

[@DSantilena]

Jerma continuing to level strength when he already has enough to wield the Ruins Greatsword, instead of intelligence makes me want to pull my hair out.

[@The56567878]

jermas got over 100 hours in elden ring and still can't level properly

[@thedub007]

Tagging 3:21:24 - 3:21:37 for my future needs

[@videogames4821]

1:51:40 Mohg-like

[@jmain_]

7:10:34 La La

[@RIPLOUDOG]

i hope from soft makes a full on co-oop game in the future

[@milis758]

4:14:54 jerma schitzo episode

[@Titanstrider]

6:46:43 egg boss

[@nickwilson8436]

Now this is epic

[@dfvfvskds]

7:57:41 like a boss

[@KatorianLegacy]

8:23:10 Im sure that chat member was talking about food and not other things, especially not things related to growling like some kind of wolf. I blame God.

[@DQBlizzard_]

4:42:19 contender for worst sound of 2023

[@Ryan_Cooper69]

Everybody wants to see this happen moment indeed.

[@Spaceman68ok]

7:10:30 Such a passionate lala

[@Mystic-Midnight]

6:57:00 I was doing a replay of Elden Ring and I got to these stairs in Carian Manor and instantly started giggling as I thought about the Mobile Game Ad comment Jerma made about Bear vs Rot Zombie

[@rippedlampshade]

2:48:09 Jerma snort

[@nezumi_red]

jerma staring at an enemy shooting arrows at him: "who is this? is this an npc?"

[@noahshepherd3634]

3:23:53 WORST NOISE EVER

[@SweetBroIsFalling]

When they keep calling Melina "Melania"

[@StuffyMc]

Because very few people on earth actually take the time to read and differentiate similar words or names.

[@binkyfish6244]

was rewatching this and 1:32:32 scared my cat so badly poor dude

[@miikael123able]

5:34:35 this is so very cute

[@bagmouth9527]

“Can I sell any stupid shit” doesn’t sell anything useless

[@BiteSizedProduction]

"Scholars of the sin is like "we add a crab and a caster" haha" There are literally NO crabs in dark souls 2 at all.

[@xaf15001]

The only game Miyazaki doesn't put his funny big crabs in

[@kertig]

5:29:30 THE GIANT ENEMY OCTOPUS

[@Ligmaballin]

5:36:23 Its a dragon

[@StuffyMc]

Jerma using a weapon he doesn't have the stats for is one of the most infuriating things I've ever seen him do.

[@KennyMatthewsMonster]

He had the strength when two handing right? And intelligence is just for the weapon art

[@StuffyMc]

@@KennyMatthewsMonster It needed faith. It affects the holy damage so he cut the damage of the weapon almost in half.

[@KennyMatthewsMonster]

@@StuffyMc what? Perhaps you're talking about the magma wyrm sword I think he uses a bit later? You're on the wrong VOD to be commenting that.

[@ghosthero0806]

@@KennyMatthewsMonster in the first couple of hours he picks up the gargoyle's black axe, which is a strength faith weapon. it was the first weapon he actually used aside from the starting spear.

[@KennyMatthewsMonster]

@@ghosthero0806 can't scrub back through the VOD rn, but how long did he use it for? can't have been more than a fight

[@igotashake]

9:26 28:08 31:26 35:34 57:45 58:56 1:06:16 1:13:00 1:39:57 2:47:43 2:51:23 2:58:30

[@theobell2002]

37:09 TOP 10 RAGE MOMENTS

[@Yadadameanfool]

Jerma really was zonked

[@halolime117]

That stink is like a TF2 unusual effect xD

[@pinxu4243]

mmm the 360p makes it all better

[@GenghisGunt]

Sir Gideon of Radagon is kinda kino

[@BradleyZS]

If the Rennala bosses were flipped they would have faired much better.

[@th3fra1dycat]

I listen to this every night while I sleep

[@RebeccaR1014]

Why was he acting so weird after the brb??? 😱

[@shadoke]

5:45:30 C is for Cower, so Cower before me! Cower Cower Cower starts with C

[@jacksonbloftis]

"Just stand in the poison it doesn't matter" how does he keep getting away with it

[@RenGamerXD]

I love how he bricked his build but then kept putting points in strength