Jerma Streams - Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days [with Etalyx]

[@ngreve4]

Jerma starts talking 0:30 Game starts at 5:11 Game actually starts 11:19

[@Parkin1559]

Wyiin xx

[@Xenoforge78]

Thank you.

[@68able2]

bro is allergic to starting the game

[@timmm_]

i cant even hear etalyx speak anymore without thinking he's a soundboard.

[@initialdavid]

It's crazy that Jerma doesn't get that 1 minute 59 seconds is rounded to 2 minutes and not 1 minute. He is the perfect person to trick with pricing something as $399 instead of $400

[@press_x_tojason]

His game show streams, particularly playing the Price is Right, was so painful for exactly this reason.

[@katzea.a7880]

@@press_x_tojason He truly is a boomer isn't he?

[@stephenm8415]

it's so aggravating

[@FeenieVonKarma]

@@katzea.a7880 I mean there are a number of reasons you could say this, but number rounding is one of those things that is thrashed into boomers (Like, basic arithmetic I mean) so I'm not sure you can say it here lol

[@romainlettuce233]

They spent a full 10 minutes in that bathroom naked and covered in blood. I can safely say that no one else who has played this game has spent 10 minutes in that bathroom naked and covered in blood.

[@weirdsubsoil5505]

so this is where the -2 and +2 came from, it all makes sense now

[@TedMan55]

13:52 first ever acknowledgement of chat giving his joke a -2

[@californiansniper2133]

🎉

[@sniceverything4944]

My favorite part of this game is that you have to save people and if you don’t you lose but they die in the next scene anyways

[@nicholasware446]

Etalyx's chair breaking was probably the highlight of my day

[@t19890204]

what time is that at

[@PandaBearPro]

1:52:25

[@tahutoa]

_+10_

[@iliketehfair]

Their inability to properly coordinate the time is both the most hilarious and infuriating thing ever.

[@RELIN-Q]

Haven't even watched the stream yet and I'm already mad at them.

[@meepmeep516]

Welcome to the "Jerma doesn't understand the concept of seconds" stream, enjoy your stay.

[@Mandurs]

If you told Jerma that the chat would still be +2/-2ing jokes 4 years later he would think you were insane

[@Krackerjax]

Or if you told him that it would spread to other chats such as Vinesauce and Northenlion. That's the real crazy part.

[@eater_of_garbage_]

good thing he IS INSANE

[@aniyilator]

@@Krackerjax his cultural influence is astounding

[@angus1513]

+2

[@chuckbucayum268]

NL still doing this 7 years later

[@FeenieVonKarma]

Can't believe this is where +2/-2 came from. It was so prevalent that I thought it was general Twitch stuff (like X Andy). that's awesome.

[@NukaCola514]

This is seriously one of the greatest streams of all time

[@68able2]

ikr the idea the fact that they fucking actually beat it with 30 on the clock

[@amyamy3463]

i love how any time they add or remove time jerma ends up with 59 seconds then just ignores them and Etalyx is like HOW ARE YOU LOSING A MINITE and jerma is just as confused as he is the timer 2:01:58 jerma "alright etalyx were at 2:01" Etalyx "what im at 2:02 how does this keep happening?!?!?!?"

[@spase667]

The quiet, tinny "I locked myself out of my fuckin house" never fails to crack me up. Biggest +2 in Jerma's career.

[@elias8931]

It’s really ashame they never did this again, it’s such a good idea for a stream

[@RevenantSnow]

holy s h i t is this where the whole +2 / -2 joke in his current streams came from? I've been wondering since I've only been watching for several months or so

[@Xenoforge78]

Yep, it sure is. You have found *THE ORIGIN*

[@malthehansen7915]

I was eating lunch, and heard the explanation and immediately thought of the same thing. Went straight to the comments.

[@CheeseMaster75ok]

I know this is a pretty old comment, but it's nice seeing new Jerma viewers go back and watch a bunch of his older streams. They're just as good, if not better than his current ones imo

[@lazyyoukai5483]

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[@lazyyoukai5483]

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[@SgtPepper291]

They keep on saying "oh wow 2010 game" and i kept thinking like "oh come on 2010 was only like 3 years years ago" And then it hit me

[@taniaberg1680]

I know

[@aniyilator]

@@thisismyname5657 and 2017 was 20 years ago

[@kos-mos98]

oh my god

[@sos9red]

and 20 was 2004 years ago

[@mellow6749]

god five years later i love that +2 -2 has stuck around, this has always been one of my fav streams

[@jockcable6123]

this stream is a work of art. not only did they finish with less than a minute to spare, but it also took them almost exactly 4 hours despite all the time fuckery. couldnt write this shit

[@InVinoVeratas]

Love how they started at 4 hours and accidentally ended at 4 hours, this was essentially an exercise in futility with the whole system Jerma put in place.

[@Strawberry-Pine]

Holy fuck is the game SUPPOSED to be this fast and janky normally?? It reminds me of if you try to run Saints Row 2 on PC and all the animations play at like 2x the speed they're supposed to.

[@Flambingo]

This whole stream is a +2

[@Xenoforge78]

That stream was fucking legendary. Such a fun concept. I hope they try it again. (If they haven't already.)

[@fakenamerealchungus9851]

This is so consistently entertaining! Absolutely no dull moments.

[@Pinupopinion]

I really like the camcorder style visuals and sound. Doesn't anyone else appreciate the liveleak vibes of this jank shit?

[@KumiesCummies]

Oh yeah, I love the aesthetics of this game. Even the story to an extent. There's something appealing about how miserable and self-destructive it is.

[@idkidk-t1e]

found pyros alt

[@SaltyFrenchFries]

I imagine lot of people do appreciate it. It's just some have more or less tolerance when it comes to the extremely bad and janky gameplay.

[@Flike245]

This game rules. Very Michael Mann. The first one had some good ideas too, it was just too much of a mess.

[@stationshelter]

This is one of the best streams ever streamed and that's why we still -2

[@lblvegas]

+60 for quick upload, -10 for nudity

[@MarkVinewood]

"Shit, the ground is shaking!"

[@PoppySis]

Two men scream at each other: the game

[@MrSuperBacon]

Nice early upload of this stream, I'm gonna give that a +2

[@slipstreamProfessional]

"no no, thats- no that's a minus- thats minus 10 minutes." - entire stream

[@lundahunda]

This is Jerma's best stream imo

[@Satekas]

This was hilarious stream. :D +10 joke had me rolling. :DD

[@olo9127]

2:58:50 Best moment of the stream

[@briansalloum9259]

YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME! HOW ARE WE DOING THIS? I DONT KNOW!

[@beanseater6786]

Imagine if the software allowed increments like jerma intended. Chat would be spamming -15

[@aniyilator]

so THIS is the og +2/-2 stream

[@MrCris2021]

This was the stream that introduced the whole +2 / -2 Joke that to this days still shows up in jermas streams.

[@RematodeRanger]

+5 minutes for dank video -5 minutes for kane and lynch 2

[@M92FSINOX]

2:14:31 Desperation hits 2:31:37 Even harder

[@Xenoforge78]

1:08:25 Fucking hell, that was so good... 1:19:20 Those god damn slow cover flips. LMAO.

[@Enturbulant]

I hate to say it, but Jerma is the last person I would want to play co-op with.

[@RematodeRanger]

first*

[@fiiive2the5ix]

probably 1. Video Game Dunkey 2. Woolie from SBF 3. Jerma

[@beavisorganics5781]

Me too

[@mrbummble4570]

I still can't believe that they beat the game with 35 seconds left.

[@CardboardOdyssey]

good thing he made that dilbert joke

[@KengaruZ]

Spoilers dude

[@press_x_tojason]

Imagine reading all the way down the comments to this point and thinking it's someone else's fault that you got spoiled.

[@gang6009]

If anyone would be like Kane irl it would be Jermaine

[@BurtonRadons]

Why does a man have a ... an ... an old-timey car horn in his forehead after jumping through the window at 51:37? Or a toy trumpet? Maybe he's also smoking a cigar? What is in that person's head? I actually like this game quite a bit, but it is so obvious that all the effort was put in a straight line to the end of the game. Deviate at all, accidentally or not, and it immediately starts breaking down. Also its net code is pretty funny.

[@ELYSIUMSEA]

Thank God that program didn't allow thirty second intervals

[@piercenguyen9260]

Wish Kane and Lynch 3 continued.

[@catpurrito5586]

Why? Game sux

[@piercenguyen9260]

@Cat Purrito it was a best criminal video gane in the world.

[@catpurrito5586]

@@piercenguyen9260 hell no 🗿. Even jerma said "game bad"

[@nathanniesche6380]

Kane and Lynch had potential, but they screwed up with both games. Dead Men was unfinished and Dog Days was just a mess. You can actually see the potential that Dog Days had by playing Fragile Alliance/Arcade Mode, which is actually fun and has a much better, more diverse set of levels than just running down alleyways.

[@birdwalkin]

im actually gobsmacked they finished kane and lynch in only 4 minutes

[@doifhg]

I forgot jerma locked himself out of his house during this stream

[@nontologicalbeing]

43:55 killed me for no reason lol +5 What an historic stream

[@thebigc4]

1:30:41 he had a gun!

[@TheRadioSquare]

So many stupid questions in this video cause they can't figure out the game is supposed to look like camcorder footage and nudity and Gore are censored

[@press_x_tojason]

"why is his face NAKED?!" 1. because he's being recorded w/o consent 2. is yours not usually naked?

[@crumdrum]

What does that even mean?

[@DubskiDude]

2:50:42 Probably the most unhinged cackle this psycho has ever uttered

[@TheXxhalo64xx]

Starts around 5:11

[@fornicationstation5087]

Go Heels!

[@Surrenda]

This game's level design is amazing.

[@milkbox103]

24:24 we've got a potential joke here etalyx 2:17:29 etalyx gets an important phone call

[@xamol732]

THIS IS WHERE +2/-2 CAME FROM OMG

[@InVinoVeratas]

Ong skibidi Ohio Rizzoli, amiright

[@SGFAZ]

It's interesting to me that Jerma seems to be looking more for opportunities to remove time from the clock while ignoring obvious +5 minimums like Etalyx's chair breaking. Counting two deaths when there was only one, just inventing a -20, shooting civilians for no reason... It's like he doesn't want to play the acclaimed Kane & Lynch 2 Dog Days.

[@tashofthefuture3526]

2:35:38 "This has to be the end of the game."

[@plaguis1391]

With 17 minutes on the clock and like 2 hours of VOD left...wtf do they possible do

[@1A2B3C4DAccount]

should it not be 1;59;59 at 2:06:40 ? It goes from 2;00;00 to 1;58;59

[@press_x_tojason]

same thing happens at the very start, whoever made the timer made an oopsie

[@sirpoglington]

ILL FUCKIN TELL Y-

[@dvgyungcales679]

4:06:22 for +2 for "No Russian"

[@mellow6749]

-100 for that damn lens flare

[@we-must-live]

I like how our duo presents the unacceptance of the deviation present in this game - their disapproval the shaky and realistic third person cam & how the game was intentionally made to be begrudging to play. I recommend Jacob Geller's video for a deeper and much more poignant exploration into this game: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWW3f6hmpKengdU&vl=en

[@zetokaiba5867]

Nah it's just a bad game lol.

[@glitchygutz]

Two years late, but I'm so glad someone posted this link! I adore Jerma and found the stream hilarious, but the lack of understanding did keep making me go "erm, Actually-" at my screen like a pretentious nerd a few times lol

[@jecketschneider2333]

Just leaving this here so I can come back later 3:07:04

[@jonathanarbuckle3424]

GAY

[@ishdakfgp9200]

I searched this up because I saw a deleted video in 2ndJerma called The Kane & Lynch Challenge

[@269tron]

Ending sux, they left the camera man behind. Amazing stream too, and not-all-that-bad of a game.

[@press_x_tojason]

praise the cameraman

[@FeenieVonKarma]

the "camerawork" in these cutscenes is the worst I've ever seen. it's Asylum movie level bad

[@nathanniesche6380]

That's the point. Not defending the game but they designed it to look like something you'd see on LiveLeak.

[@nofame8450]

4 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dvgyungcales679]

3:03:40 Im CRYING

[@power2ix605]

This game was supposed to be a postmodernist commenatry on prevalence of violence in modern media.

[@notoverwatch6991]

10/10.

[@doseofmilquetoast5383]

I give them -4 hours for this stream being a stupid joke.

[@icedregulah694]

i give you -40 years for being a meanie >:(

[@jonathanarbuckle3424]

OH *OH!*

[@FrannB]

19:00

[@CadChamberlain]

1:24:45 💀💀💀💀

[@BarnacleButtock]

Thank you for uploading this so quickly, this was easily my favorite stream so far. Not a second of this stream was boring or uneventful, I loved it.

[@Specterish]

annabelleshaus - I bet they wish the same could be said for the game, *HEYOOO.*

[@AquaticSkipper]

@@Specterish -2

[@Yadadameanfool]

@@Specterish -10

[@StankFrengus]

@@Yadadameanfool HEYOOOOOOO

[@youtubeuser84848]

@@Specterish -20

[@dannbk13]

NUDITY!!!! 😂 Such a great stream for such a bad game

[@shelby5809]

back when jerma was good

[@where2eternity]

so true the brain transplant really changed his streams for the worse

[@Sacra898]

30:21

[@Joescotterpuss]

I love Jerma, but this was painful to watch.

[@tahutoa]

24:14 Mando

[@crarzybeeyoch6803]

how did they still make a 4 hour stream with the timer

[@aubreyyuh4242]

2:58:49

[@domscards]

When Jerma gets down and says he's dead without pressing c to get back up its so fucking annoying every time.

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Imagine being one of those new Ludwig-sent viewers and finding out +2/-2 came from this.

[@Friendly_Neighbour-peterman]

11:39 3:57:33

[@DGTLVendetta0S]

+2

[@morpheen1062]

3:36:30

[@slipstreamProfessional]

42:39

[@beavisorganics5781]

+2

[@slipstreamProfessional]

1:10:39

[@noax7635]

+2

[@thebigc4]

1:31:19

[@TheOneAndOnlyZelenkaGuru]

1:51:14