On Patrol With Officer Jex - Jerma Streams True Crime: New York City (Long Edit #1)

[@johncrops]

Oh boy it's my favorite streamer Jerma985 playing the role of "Good Cop!" I sure hope he doesn't punch an innocent civilian in the face, escape on a motorcycle, then get hit by a car and explode like a firework!

[@sadsam3733]

That scene is engraved on my memory...

[@scoobysnax]

​@@sadsam3733 it's engraved in the memories of those civilians, too

[@marvelous_jack5228]

that entire bit will play in my mind in my final moments

[@ValentineStare]

uh oh 😬😬😬

[@ELYSIUMSEA]

Jason Funderburker

[@nickrose1312]

53:03 the idea that someone hadn't taken a SINGLE STEP and was still gaining on Jerma in a car is terrifying

[@bigbeefscorcho]

“That guy died huffing Glade in a van 40 years ago” is an All-Timer Jerma line

[@coopers1716]

The first thing he thought of to max out his bitrate was holding up a headphone wire and shaking it vigorously. I love it.

[@AveryHyena]

Why is npcs going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" whenever they get run over and turned into red mist so funny

[@jackw.1342]

Quotes from a psychopath

[@BalthorYT]

Found Jerma's alt account

[@daniellindemann7968]

4 hours of Jerma going the wrong way down every one way street in New York

[@mrishka7286]

1:12:20 LMFAOOO WHAT THE FUCKK?? THE 'police radio' IS LITERALLY AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TRANSMISSION 😭 "Southwest 925 climb & mantain flight level three-seven-zero"

[@firstLast-jw7bm]

well it is new york

[@cyber_xiii3786]

I think part of the reason this game is so unintentionally hilarious is because him playing with a high framerate makes the timescale in the game like 1.3x faster or something like that Oh he figures out the framerate is causing weird stuff pretty early on

[@matthias6933]

the PC version is generally completely broken. There is a Digital Foundry tech showcase video that goes into the specifics

[@mikeyaftony2464]

He playing it on PS2, though?????????? Jerm says that during the opening cutscene. Wait no my brain works he switches to pc port I forgot

[@josephmadonia5995]

1:07:28 i don't know what's funnier, the super wheeze laugh when he explodes or the police call right after lmao

[@tjyearly6569]

He looked so young and happy, where have those years gone ?

[@slyseal2091]

greed.

[@98-SR5]

@@slyseal2091 No it was the Simpsons Hit & Run stream. He aged like 5 years in that one alone.

[@aldxbaran]

@@VampireDrip Remember to take all jokes literally and react seriously every time

[@NotCthulhu]

​@@aldxbaranIt's what Jerma would have wanted.

[@MarcLevins]

now he's old and sooo BITTER.

[@SmolBloof]

Finally they caught the mass-serial murderer Jerma. Justice for the 985 victims. Can't wait to hear the verdict!

[@LeftoversGone]

punishment: catboy stream

[@aprentice234567]

Verdict: GO BACK OUT THERE AND DO MORE DAMAGE

[@mikeyaftony2464]

One of my favorite part of these streams is that Jerma seemingly has this urge to ALWAYS drive on the wrong side of the road. Its the entire reason he couldn't start the second mission.

[@voxsq]

3:00:47 i like how jerma's reaction is just "no..why?" like this is the most devastating thing that has happened to him

[@ItsBoo.]

Skye you're killing me. I absolutely love this stream from that era. This and Punisher were amazing streams. Keep it up! Thank you for all the work you provide us jermamites you're a real one xo 💕

[@lailabear]

you just reminded me of that stream! i remember laughing my ass off while watching the vod 2 years ago.

[@M8ingSeason]

*FIRES A FUCKING PISTOL INTO THE AIR* "everybody calm down."

[@gobogoo2329]

2:30:27 imagine being a cab driver and the first guy you pick up talks like a goddamn cartoon villain

[@DQBlizzard_]

The lack of music makes this even funnier

[@Anthrax_Add1ct]

The lack of music makes this much more eerie and with only the voice of my favourite psychopath to comfort me

[@PlatoonGoon]

I appreciate you just as much as the vods, thanks my guy. 38:03 "Incringe on my rights" sounds like what you say when you see a bad meme. 1:07:30 _it blew his legs off_ that whole moment was perfect

[@iiequinox8044]

We really appreciate the old Jerma highlights. Good to see this timeline's version of him is still streaming.

[@armchairtony]

Somebody needs to teach him how one-way streets work

[@zzeroara9511]

in retrospect, the way he played this game isn't too far off from the IRL nypd

[@starseekers108]

the “run and gun shoot people and smash their heads into the ground” tutorial in the beginning is essentially what i assume nypd training is

[@zzeroara9511]

@@starseekers108 based on their history, it could be

[@riikki___]

@@starseekers108 don't forget killing eachother in training (they were whistleblowers its fine)

[@SFTaYZa]

yeh bro defund dem acab pigs!!!

[@demonicloaf2100]

​@@SFTaYZaGod your subscriptions are cringe.

[@JanJansen985]

The only bad part of these golden streams is that there is a finite amount of them

[@nuclearpotato4073]

don't call them that

[@Azazelea]

More like golden piss streams AAHTCACHACHACHAAA

[@brix1181]

"Why is a head shot a bad cop?" ...ok

[@vanitymirrorss]

Registered Jex Offender

[@doifhg]

Watching these older streams I question if there was ever a time he wasn't filled with bloodlust. "Do your PT to become a detective" *snaps a trainers neck*

[@trixielulamoon6339]

it's almost impressive how awkward he managed to make this game look. the combo of removing the music, turning voice volume way up, and having it run at x2 speed is almost surreal.

[@hahe7350]

So many years I have watched Jerma, but I have still not figured out why he finds car accidents so damn funny

[@swearingmudcrab]

Jeremy "Fear Implies Guilt" Elbertson

[@josho5484]

Absolutely pegged for this edit

[@jhondisjames2151]

Stay pegged everyone

[@clinkus]

i love this game and this stream and this streamer and this editor

[@ChillGuySammy]

I absolutely needed this right now,thank you😊

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

Any Jerma edit that starts with "Month, Day, Year" is gonna be a *good* one.

[@kenogoodpaster9090]

skye you're insane i was literally thinking about watching these last week. Bless you

[@nontologicalbeing]

The comedic timing between Jerma and this game is scientifically improbable

[@dachshund_gaming]

53:24 what an interesting sequence of events

[@ezrawallet]

1:27:00 I lived in Vermont my whole life. Terrifying to think that Jerma knows what our state is shaped like.

[@Azby_]

♥♥ THANK YOU so much for the work you do on these edits Skye!!

[@m4xfield]

Love the older stream edits. Thank you based skye

[@varetek6251]

Skye does my favorite edits like ever. Keep doing such amazing work

[@solharv7817]

2:40:45 his bus rampage is so fucking funny I’m surprised I haven’t seen it in any of the car crash compilations

[@shaterlemming2549]

Stopping and frisking people while in civilian clothes seems like a bad idea lmao

[@_playeronyt_]

YES, always wanted an edit of this. Thank you

[@Gizzardx0]

Sometimes I feel like Jerma is just a character he has played for 10 years and we haven't figured it out yet.

[@KyleDevy]

I mean yeah, he's an entertainer. They tend to act up more for the viewers entertainment.

[@Gizzardx0]

@@KyleDevy hahaha so funny bro. thanks for that input. you really added a lot to my comment.

[@KyleDevy]

@@Gizzardx0 wasn't trying to be funny. Sorry you got so offended, I just wanted to point something obvious out that had clearly gone over your head. I wasn't trying to "add" to your comment, life isn't an improv show haha

[@Gizzardx0]

@@KyleDevy i think everything goes over your head. because that was literally the point of my comment. you dont need to reply to everything you see. this comment was a year old. watch the video and move on.

[@KyleDevy]

@@Gizzardx0 oh I got the purpose of your comment. It was just rude and stupid. Me taking is serious and saying "I wasn't trying to be funny" was sarcasm. Something else that went over your head. A comment is a year old doesn't really mean shit to me sorry, doesn't matter how old a comment is, it's still a comment, that's why they don't disappear after some time, this ain't Snapchat haha Telling me to just watch the vid and move on is silly, I could just say the same to you. If my comment triggered you then just Ignore my comment and move on. My first comment wasn't even mean. It was you who was being obnoxious with your reply.

[@troyhadge8300]

Loving these older edits, thanks!

[@-thechocoholic-7604]

Already watched this whole stream but any edit from Skye is worth watching

[@mythcat1273]

This is the most realistic cop game because part of the training was to go and pat down and search a random group of poc who were doing literally nothing

[@vaizor]

the announcer in the training area is literally a jerma voice

[@themisterslush]

a match made in heaven Jerma and crime :)

[@dronkobungerson9600]

these streams were good thanks for the edit

[@theonlybilge]

1:07:54 Hearing Jeremiah say "serial rapist" is quite funny.

[@mythcat1273]

It's like if spongebob did a psa about domestic violence

[@H45556]

1:07:27 holy shit i actually was struggling to breathe i was laughing so hard lmao

[@Kkakasih12]

SO THATS WHAT THE JERMAMUSTARD IS. i always wonder like what the fuck what this emote is even. cant believe its just an abomination, thats just it

[@facing_w0rlds]

This stream was FIVE YEARS ago???

[@ThePacifist1012]

still in Boston even

[@kaxoki2207]

Jerma pulled me over for speeding. I rolled down my window and he was in a full clown costume. He honked his nose and stared at me for 1-3 minutes. He didn’t blink once. His eyes watered and his make up got washed off from the water. He then pulled me out of my car, put one of my hands in a cuff and the other to a pole. The clown took my car, drove five feet and exploded. I still remember seeing him sit down calmly in the fire of the car and turn his neck like an owl towards me. He whispered something. I couldn’t hear it. I think about that every day.

[@117johnpar]

Hard to believe hes turning 50 this year.

[@gj5748]

He's what

[@117johnpar]

@@gj5748 Missed his Bday already. Was in September

[@lailabear]

I needed something to do work to. Thank you!

[@NestorTheMindSculptor]

him using the spikes to sacrifice the guard, holy shit

[@user-dv8eo5pb5v]

seeing beetlejuice gave me whiplash

[@sunlightfire5925]

this stream is great but im soooo distracted every time that one police woman talks cause im 99% sure she's voiced by mariska hargitay from law and order svu

[@nottucks]

I swear to god 60% of this stream is him driving into oncoming traffic. It’s honestly insane.

[@Masquerade1200]

Man I am in TEARS at beetlejuice

[@shortbreadhead]

I kind of wish someone would have uploaded him playing Streets of Rogue, I suddenly remembered that and was surprised I couldn't find it :(

[@skye4]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2TUiHyYaLyoaLM

[@Gallant_Silver]

3:18:35 they censored her

[@THEJesusChristyoutubechannel]

😂

[@DasHackii]

1:07:28 everything about that was perfectly terrible

[@riikki___]

dude these 2000 era police games are insane the first police work you actually do in this game is stop and search 3 random black men on the sidewalk 💀

[@eurowanker]

tears in my eyes, I used to pray for days like these

[@shaterlemming2549]

Can't wait for the 2nd long edit. This was great

[@gwitch]

skye the 🐐 no 🧢

[@urntheburn]

wake up babe sky4 dropped 2 movies worth of jerma

[@shaterlemming2549]

I know how everyone calls Jerma a psycho, this stream is a great example why

[@nyla199]

I can't wait to go to bed covered in my jerma stink!!! Jerma helps me sleep every night thanks to the stink.

[@we-must-live]

i'm a 10 year man watched jerma for a good long time seen the memes come and go but what the fuck

[@lanty2092]

@@we-must-live thought you said 10 year old man

[@blinkyy1088]

Some guys get all the luck

[@supermoneyball420]

Heavy subject matter and it’s the madden scene ☠️

[@waffleless]

At the end, why didn’t jermaMoon, jermaSun, jermaSaturn and jermaComet show up in the chat?

[@skye4]

The footage of chat that I used was from an old recording where ChatReplay was kind of buggy about displaying emotes. kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJKWZYpuoNB5l7c They show up correctly now in ChatReplay, but I didn't know that until after I had rendered and uploaded this video.

[@waffleless]

@@skye4 Ah, that explains it. At first I thought everyone was messing up like Jerma did writing pogChamp

[@FenixFang]

2:10:31 pov: you're a cow in summer

[@mythcat1273]

+2

[@ComediandoTV]

He does look like a gremlings 2 type actor

[@commandantcarpenter]

my god officer, how could you drive a bus the wrong way down a one way street, running into as many cars as possible. anyway heres your gun and badge, just arrest some people more nicely and we'll consider it even

[@commandantcarpenter]

what a beautiful work of art.

[@shaterlemming2549]

Wow the graphics on PS2 and PC are miles apart lol

[@nothingdoing4]

4 HOUR MEGA EDIT 🔥 INSHALLAH 🧎‍♂️

[@benjaminqmorris]

before you appropriate arabic sayings at least learn what they mean. inshallah means "god willing" as in youre hoping for something. you're looking for mashallah, but you probably shouldnt use that either

[@LordVader1094]

@@benjaminqmorris Don't care didn't ask plus you're white

[@we-must-live]

@@benjaminqmorris education!

[@aidanrock8719]

@@benjaminqmorris You're doing the really stupid thing where you want to be polite or something, but you're telling someone to not harmlessly add some words from a different language into their lexicon, what's the point? Don't be weird about it for no reason, they can say inshallah/mashallah, just give them the correction and stick to your business

[@lukachew32]

​@@benjaminqmorris 🤓☝️

[@mythcat1273]

1:10:04 flies trying to get out of a window:

[@speedupdude13]

standing and watching npcs for basically 4 hours. 10/10 would do again.

[@vurruckt]

Thank you for the video. Wouldn't happen to be doing a Sleeping Dogs edit at some point?

[@skye4]

Coincidentally, it's in the request queue.

[@feline_warrior1067]

Damn, i can't believe there's a dude from Nantucket

[@trippasnippa119]

do you just upload videos based on what streams you enjoy

[@churchyard]

you’re the realest

[@NeckJohnsonNash]

he loooks like herman munster

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I always knew jerma was a NARC

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Thanks as always, Skye! Would you be willing to do a Sleeping Dogs highlight?

[@skipmanghondarg]

thank you skye

[@awesometuck1559]

Hey Skye! Do you have any plans to do an RE4 Remake Mega Edit! Your videos are my favorite, thank you so much for all you do for this community!

[@skye4]

I don't have plans to edit them, but I can add those streams to the request queue.

[@filmercode]

Jerma gives me Dennis from Always Sunny vibes

[@DQBlizzard_]

Yes Maaam

[@mylifeisaparty]

I SURRENDE-

[@jessicalortie8719]

1:07:15

[@cactuss33ds]

ah, the good ol' days, back when he could laugh like that and not need to take an 8 month vacation

[@13Gisang]

"GOOD COP!"

[@den-lavender]

love u skye, keep up the good work

[@cachebuster]

jerma labo stream highlights?

[@IronStaff7]

51:51 This makes me laugh every time XD 1:07:15 too 1:51:48 that doppler effect 2:16:03 2:17:46

[@FallingUpStupidity]

nice one

[@bigman3274]

20:00

[@ashu4122]

49:15 whaaaaa???