Jerma Streams - Police Quest: SWAT

[@SterJermaStreamArchive]

This video is part of a longer stream that goes: 1. The Bunker kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIDMpmuKjbitlck 2. The Infectious Madness of Doctor Dekker kzbin.info/www/bejne/nafQZXiKgKupfKc 3. Police Quest: SWAT kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZnyWhnx4m76XnK8

[@xXMACEMANXx]

according to the laws of quantum mechanics, an unobserved grandmother is both under the bed and in the bathroom until the moment of interaction.

[@secondpath5148]

MaceMan Shroedinger's Grandma

[@SolSeal]

Thank you for this 😊

[@Yarumasi]

Lmao

[@EmployeeJoe630]

That old lady is dominating the server.

[@Artysync_]

The old lady was on a kill-streak

[@dawavve]

I've been laughing at this comment for a solid minute now

[@user-db6yd5vt8c]

100th Like

[@FreedomPuppy]

So many good joke opportunities with the lash... Entry Team - Coming Out - Closet Ram - Suspect - Back Gas - Hostage One - Two - Three - Door

[@johnbacon4997]

San Francisco PD use Coming out - Closet a lot

[@suspicioususer]

GYAS-hostage

[@we-must-live]

@@suspicioususer its a rare pre-gyas comment! it must be preserved.

[@ledemsealsnew]

Top 10 list of things which are not toys: 1. LASH 2. LASH 3. LASH 4. LASH 5. LASH 6. LASH 7. LASH 8. LASH 9. LASH 10. LASH

[@shprite781]

SUSPECT. LEFT

[@acfreak55]

Pup the lash is not a toy.

[@afridgetoofar1818]

Ram Suspect Hurry

[@rezaka116]

What about LASH? Is that a toy?

[@269tron]

Dumb amd embarassing ways to die: Getting shot by a granny Using the LASH as a toy Not getting a victory, but a defeat Being unable to drop a slice-pie.

[@acfreak55]

Dont Forget getting assaulted by bag pipes

[@cody10184]

@@acfreak55 AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIIIING GRACCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE HOW SWEEEEEEEEET THE SOUUUUUUUUUUND

[@simonsimons1252]

shoot suspect "Pup, I'm suspending you." don't shoot suspect "Pup, I'm suspending you." incapacitate suspect "Pup, I'm suspending you." teammate kills suspect "Pup, I'm suspending you."

[@dankmcdonald9411]

today was not a victory, but a defeat

[@doesitmatter1667]

Dank McDonald the pepe profile pic is fitting

[@Iroquois_Pliskin]

@Willem DaFuckedUp pepe profile pic = intellectual titan

[@kennynelson3189]

6 years later, still perfect profile picture

[@MattVariety]

Spotter confirms hit dead-on, qualification continu- Spotter confirms hit dead-on, qualification continu- *WHAT ARE YOU DOI-* Spotter confirms hit dead-on, qualification continu-

[@ThekattinArchive]

I laughed my ass off at that, hahahaha

[@G0nzA10895]

In today's news: man with the highest IQ on Earth fails to follow simple instructions and comprehend a videogame from 1995

[@maxgrimm9589]

@Quinn Jax bot

[@maxgrimm9589]

@Toby Bode bot

[@nathanuriel2073]

i know it is kinda randomly asking but do anybody know of a good site to watch new movies online?

[@lorenzoshawn7969]

@Nathan Uriel lately I have been using flixzone. You can find it on google :)

[@8166PC1]

I doubt you even played it because the game is anything but easy to follow.

[@dollop8915]

*ARMED POLICE STAY WHERE YOU ARE*

[@mellow6749]

late shift stream was such a classic

[@josiahstankus4193]

Late Shift is a talented stream game

[@Axyo0]

THE LASH IS NOT A TOY

[@flexforpex2282]

Jerma: move ahead Cop: Not a valid response Jerma: shoots victim Cop: Got em'

[@happyspandex]

"Dammit, Jerma, you're a loose cannon. But you're a DAMN good cop."

[@ALucienLachance]

1:00:40 *direct hit on target* SPOTTER CONFIRMED *MISS.*

[@raptorjesus713]

*PUP, THE LASH IS NOT A TOY*

[@rexraptor1340]

Grandma Quest: LASH

[@daniel.holbrook]

4:21 _quietly shuffles away to room, turns light off and cries for five hours straight_

[@mrjohnnyk]

This is actually a great example of why these old FMV point-n-click games suck these days. They have all aged really terribly because they were always dependent upon you doing very specific things in the order the game wants you to. Jerma's struggle is pretty much the average experience unless you memorized these games.

[@CrAzYpotpie]

"These days," they weren't magically better back then, y'know? All the faults you listed didn't come into existence with some new era.

[@LMarti13]

least homicidal police force

[@wigwuck]

1:34:30 Him ranting about an old lady over Amazing Grace on the bagpipes will never not be funny

[@greedosspeedo1464]

Whoever recommended SWAT to Jerma probably should have let him know about Police Quest's rigid adherence to protocol, and less "you can breach a house!"

[@happyhunterfish]

It was unironically me. Honestly I had no idea how playable the game was, I just saw clips of funny scenes of the game

[@acemcloud777]

Somebody needs to animate his frustration.

[@Cutesticles]

For each slice of pie you eat, an armed grandma spawns into a suburban house

[@alex134219]

Jerma has some SEVERE brain isues with this. GAME: "pick up the MP5" Jerma: (spends a couple minutes searching for the gun) (Still cant figure out why he selected levels 1-3 on the lash during "Grandma locked and loaded")

[@Matikz007]

high IQ streamer cant figure out which gun is mp5

[@rexraptor1340]

Moisn Dragovich jerma is a moron part 5553

[@YaFaceIsMine]

Game starts @ 2:51

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

The garage is "sealed off" but there's a secret way to get in, and you'll find 2 dead guys inside.

[@dragsword5512]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties for next Jerma stream

[@lukeoppel9697]

I dunno If that's good. It got a bad review from the angry video nerd. So

[@griggs227]

Jermas knowledge of guns is child level, fits his height

[@captainm7722]

As someone who first played this as a kid back when it was a new game, I say this in the nicest way possible: You are not very good at this game, but that's okay. Nobody is good at this game. I beat it after hours of doing the wrong thing over and over and just memorized what I was supposed to do. Also, you move by slicing the pie.

[@Luxai]

A SWAT team somehow cannot locate and detain an old granny who likely don't even have combat training, apparently those bullet proof vests don't do shit, and helmets were left at the base. Whatever the devs were smoking, I sure as fuck don't want any.

[@ProcastinateBoi]

Police Quest: SWAT, or better known as 'Jerma shoots killer grandmother several times.'

[@drace44830]

ZombieMafia903 "Tell'em that granny has got a gun!"

[@HammerspaceCreature]

That grandma was a teleporting sorcerer she had to be stopped for the good of humanity.

[@boobufestu]

i think i lost a few brain cells by watching this

[@falling9998]

1:26:34 "GASS"

[@maturegambino6182]

jerma is a talented LAPD SWAT officer

[@datatsushi2016]

Two to the body, one to the head. Semi auto.

[@Prisoner416]

You might recognize your sniper spotter if you've ever played Obsidian.

[@z91]

god, he is not very smart is he?

[@KetsaKunta]

No he's a moron, but he is very good at comedy.

[@utoobisgarbage5210]

game sucks

[@azkni]

The problem is, his attention span is as short as he his.

[@MeetReed]

He is jerma

[@TheTimoprimo]

Utoob Isgarbage You would not say that if you picked it up in the 90s. This game was the first SWAT game ever made.

[@DaRoachdogjunior]

9:12 at this moment, every gun nut watching the stream recoiled in pain.

[@djdonkeyface5451]

Dude I could feel my fucking balls retract into my body for the entire training section

[@domscards]

This is painful. How does he not understand that LASH goes from left to right?

[@MDFvids]

My older brother owned this game in 1998.ah the memories.

[@AudieHolland]

I know this is too late. But... You turn the knobs untill the crosshairs align with your 'cold barrel shot.' That way, you will hit the spot that you target. That's what zero-ing in is for. Here's the cool thing, though. In a real hostage situation, you get to fire one shot only.

[@sayto_00]

No context this looks cold blooded 1:45:06

[@gonzaloenzomartinez2055]

Oh my god

[@TheGoombassador]

AAAMAAAAAAAZZZIIIING GRAAAAAACE-

[@whiskeyTX]

*THE EVENTS OF TODAY WERE TRAGIC*

[@Imxel21]

It actually looks like him too

[@computerman789]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@gvulture1277]

So many games like this I wish he played back then, this era was the greatest era of Jerma

[@l0amie]

this was the MOST frustrating stream to watch because it feels like jerma can't read or listen to anything and he gets confused 4 seconds after being given clear directions throughout the WHOLE thing. he tried to fire that sniper rifle for like 3 minutes by just clicking in the same place as if it was gonna change something the next time. he walked in front of the old lady gunfire like 4 times expecting something different was gonna happen. my blood is BOILING and i am SEETHING

[@kennynelson3189]

It’s from 6 years ago, just let it go 😭

[@MarqJagger582]

It's games like this that remind me of the reason why first-person shooters totally own gaming.

[@pyramidhead138]

you would think they wouldnt let untrained officers go on call ups

[@john_dillermand]

*LUCY WE'RE THE POLICE* *DO YOU WANT SOME PIE*

[@banzai9634]

*Hovers mouse over M4* Is this a mp5?

[@orderandkhos6269]

Banzai M16*

[@silvy3047]

*WHAT ARE YOU DOING*

[@typicaljaguar9155]

AAAA~

[@manicdakid888]

HEAD

[@Krausum]

anyone knows if jerma played similar games? I really enjoy those FMV games especially when it's about shooters or like the Mad Dog Mcree stream was hilariously funny

[@guymann1660]

grandma's a werewolf apparently

[@Jupex]

I was dying from laughter when watching this live

[@PorcuPineAppleSauce]

i don't think ive yelled at a screen so much before. jerma basically sits there and lets the fucking guy die over and over because he wont follow what he motioned him to do and walk to the door. instead he is essentially thinking to himself "this guy is gonna die if he doesnt do something" over and over. this game is basically this: jerma sees a train coming down the line and about to hit a car. hes right next to the lever to switch the track. instead of using it, he babbles incoherently and thinking to himself "move idiot train, whats wrong with you"

[@8milestudio]

PorcuPineAppleSauce you realize this game like, sucks right?

[@PorcuPineAppleSauce]

LordofThyHollow yeah of course, game definitely sux. Jerma just doesnt pay attention sometimes

[@pyramidhead138]

you dont just DO a mission you gotta wait for a call up

[@jemsq]

1:43:54 FUGGIN BITJC 😂 That was brutal.

[@brandonblackfyre5783]

I miss the old games where it was real humans that did the cut scenes and stuff

[@Jupex]

Wish there was upload with chat

[@Squash03]

I literally got on Twitch two minutes before the end of the stream

[@269tron]

Cpl. Pierce that happened to me with the Sniper Ghost Warrior stream.

[@geico1241]

>jerma doesnt know what a mp5 is shame,

[@azkni]

Considering his current girlfriend, I'm not really surprised by this. Still love the guy though.

[@aswiftshift5229]

What does his girlfriend have to do with not knowing a gun type?

[@Meladjusted]

​@@azkni Is this a non sequitur?

[@kennynelson3189]

Lol Jerma’s old community was so blatantly sexist that a sexist ass comment like @askni ‘s has 6 likes

[@rlenclub]

new payday 2 character

[@pyramidhead138]

never heard lucy talk before

[@shrek6145]

What Is the order of these streams?

[@NKL3085]

what was he doing wrong?

[@Takimeko]

Various things, according to people who have played this game.

[@SantomPh]

*fires a pistol at an MP5 range* what am I doing wrong?

[@jamesmcgrath9000]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[@Synthwavu]

A Jerma classic

[@MiSHy1121]

Spotter confirming…miss.

[@wildarms01]

Excuse me sir...

[@269tron]

Missed it due to the bloody dentist!

[@MVHighlight]

The sniping is so fun.

[@silvy3047]

Jrrma should play Swat 3

[@thales3772]

46:19 When the imposter is sus

[@joshuabaker4440]

One of my favourite streams, Jermy is a cute little bean.

[@MagellanLife]

Jerma not understanding that the LASH is pointless has to be the most painful thing to watch

[@SgtPepper291]

"This is a dad game." Jerma, you're old enough to be my grandfather.

[@idontcheckrepliesstaymad958]

this dude just called an mp5 an ar15?

[@johnbacon4997]

Jerma.. slicing the pie is when you clear a room dude

[@rocknepoovey4381]

A couple of days late, but it's technically how in which you are positioned when clearing / breaching

[@johnbacon4997]

@@rocknepoovey4381 Ahhh you're right!

[@squirestew4u]

man this game is unrealistic. cops are actually held accountable for shooting people?

[@Hiihtopipa]

The mistake they made was shooting white lady you cant get away with that... now shooting a black man, sprinkle some crack and voila.

[@CrAzYpotpie]

No it isn't, the chief even says at one point that "even though the outcome of all of these situations falls on the suspect," which basically takes away accountability for all cops. Not to mention this game is made by real cops for people who want to be cops, and the first mission is to apprehend a crazed grandma in which the chief tells you to view her as nothing more than a threat, which is basically how cops view everyone.

[@jeradpaulson771]

Oh Not real Smart! 1:25:47

[@RedGabyGTM2]

Is that supposed to be a Space Quest 6 dialogue or reference whatever?

[@jeradpaulson771]

Oh that part what your not supposed to do in Police Quest SWAT@@RedGabyGTM2

[@RedGabyGTM2]

@@jeradpaulson771Oh!

[@shprite781]

I love Jerma but GOD! He can be annoying sometimes

[@bitterleafcastle1552]

Exactly! The way he does shit, like refuse to talk to the witness lady and then gets into all kinds of trouble because he was rushing through it... I watched the whole thing, and it legitimately made me angry and irritated after that.

[@reservoirfrogs2177]

Bitterleaf Castle Well you don't watch him play a game to see the game, his comedy comes from dicking around in the games

[@PistolSwitches]

how does a gamer not know what an mp5 is

[@MeetReed]

My fucking ears

[@YouTubechannel-xp1tx]

Seriously who in this world doesn't know an m-16, I felt pain when jerma asked if an m-16 is an mp5

[@plasticize1016]

magazine

[@GabrielAKAFinn]

Adderall's a wonderful thing

[@acfreak55]

HED...

[@figg9417]

You’re being American you don’t know your guns

[@rocknepoovey4381]

And?

[@Meladjusted]

​@@rocknepoovey4381 I love how many people think this actually matters, lmao. Like gun knowledge is involved in getting into college or a high paying career or something. I've never even played a video game where knowing the make and model of a gun mattered in any way to figuring out how to use it. That would be a really weird barrier to entry.

[@ShasOSwoll]

Jerma needs to learn how to play a PROCEDURAL game, its not an arcade.

[@jonnie2bad]

i had this game as a kid. It sucks ass. Awesome concept poorly executed.

[@Weavaloid]

I don't live in the US and I know what an MP5 is.

[@Hiihtopipa]

Well it is german made so what has anyone living in us got to do with it :D

[@Meladjusted]

Congrats. I live in the US and don't. I guess that's supposed to be weird.

[@pyramidhead138]

you wouldnt last long on the real force

[@pjFaynik]

game sucks

[@officerdonut7066]

1995 ;-;

[@NeutronRob]

Great game! Annoying player!

[@Taimanin_Akeno]

Imagine Lucy comes to Jerma Rumble?