Jerma Streams - Red Dead Redemption (Part 1)

[@MaxDeriPodUser]

He starts talking at 1:08 He starts playing at 5:08

[@klear93]

He shoots Walton in the dick at 1:05:47

[@alonesama22]

He push a man off a cliff at 4:11:05

[@hatez_san]

He kills a poor horse at 54:02

[@impossableman02]

The video ends at 4:47:30

[@ErrorEraError]

Video has been over for exactly one hour at 5:47:30

[@crarzybeeyoch6803]

"Pushing people isn't against the law but shooting them is" no shit jerma

[@jakegosche2305]

I mean, technically both of those things are against the law

[@SoundtrackofGaming]

Not even 5 minutes out of the hospital bed and John literally starts bullying and shoving the locals

[@yashuab.2979]

He is like that one toxic leaf guy from Adventure Time, his toxicity gets in the air and scares away the bandits.

[@Otakupatriot117]

He basically plays the game exactly the way I played it when it came out. The difference is I was 13 and he's in his thirties.

[@californiansniper2133]

It’s a rockstar game most people are gonna play the game like this

[@GyroGarrison]

rockstar games are about pushing the limitations of freedom in an otherwise story driven game. the way jerma plays is normal

[@myoak108]

And now I guess you follow and laws and traffic lights when you play GTA 5?

[@JonezBBQ]

You offended the jerma stans

[@pharmacykeyzs]

@@GyroGarrisonyeah failing to understand basic sentences and instructions that a toddler could follow and understand as a grown adult is very normal

[@CheeseMaster75ok]

6:40 "I'm gonna pay attention 'cuz I want to know the story." That's a pretty funny joke, Jermdude.

[@georgeterpsidis8143]

heh you missed that one,TRYANOTHER!!!!

[@winterflan]

Jerma is so terrible at reading tutorials. It's hilarious and infuriating all at once.

[@usedhalfcart]

Professional Meal Stealer he kept using deadeye wrong and it really annoys me but I still love watching

[@TheLastWanderingBard]

The bit with the duel pissed me off. He was literally reading the tutorial message as he did it wrong. "Accept the duel by approaching them and pressing B" and Jerma goes "what so just shoot him?" [becomes wanted] "but it said duel..."

[@scrithen2836]

@@TheLastWanderingBard INSANE streamer cant comprehend BASIC SENTENCES

[@aidengoodrich5974]

Jerma: sees the mysterious stranger Jerma: gets intrigued Jerma: walks up to him Jerma: pushes him off a cliff

[@M92FSINOX]

I will never forget the time when I was strolling around the north part of rdr1 when I encountered a camp with one person and one bigfoot getting warm at the campfire. It was soo surreal seeing bigfoot rubbing his hands to get warm.

[@MegaSaga7]

fun fact i listen to these streams to sleep and when he screamed no it woke me up. Thanks jermie

[@naterudlof9398]

Conation.Smithichie I listen to him to sleep to

[@epichobo33]

just found this channel, and it is a godsend. thank you

[@lamshabalondas7242]

You know his actual channel that he puts highlights on?

[@epichobo33]

Lam Shabalondas yeah i do dont worry

[@yashuab.2979]

I wish I found this channel 5 years ago, it's okay though, I don't have to get all the lore since he is still funny without jokes I am in on.

[@starkiller201096x]

For those wondering why this is called part 1, Jerma really didn't do anything last time he stream this and everything he did last time he does here, so people can more than likely skip the last part. Part 0 is more of a bonus video now.

[@greentg10]

it was a trainwreck lol. At least he did his best to make it as entertaining as possible

[@InkubozuNikki]

starkiller201096x before i start watching, is there a reason why it's titled 'read' dead redemption?

[@starkiller201096x]

HeroDjango it is because i am stupid and can't type for my life, thanks for telling me.

[@d0ngus]

greentg10 I'm convinced when he went to the bathroom he told Vinny what was up and got him in. Despite the stream sucking for Jeremy, as a fan of both parties it was like some fantasy world shit, and it brought it all together. Best wishes that that doesn't happen for him again

[@d0ngus]

starkiller201096x hey, did you see the comment about how Jeremy should contact you on the new video? Since he doesn't know what to do for money, and someone said he should contact you and talk about monetizing his streams. Of he hasnt reached out already, you should reach out to him yeah?

[@OppaiKittyy]

He seems to have some kind of lack of understanding of how the wild west works

[@uthertheking]

I'm amazed he still saw worth in looking at chat after the first hour of people telling him to shoot his own horse.

[@ToonOMate]

46:41 is just a roller coaster of amusing things and I'm glad to have seen it

[@PistolKev]

When jerma was completly oblivious to the where the chests were, I got so frustrated. LIKE THEY ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE?

[@HammerspaceCreature]

Psycho streamer drives horses off cliffs in protest of technology companies.

[@fault3k]

2:05:38 lmfao that guy looked so cool and collected kicking your ass at hold em

[@TeddyPicker191]

I didn't know someone could be so bad at RDR

[@alapazam]

hey guys, thanks for popping the streams on here, i can never catch the streams live

[@jonarbuckle1933]

1:46:38 THAT WAS MY BEST HAT!

[@fault3k]

1:44:43 "where did they go? i dont understand" dude you almost landed on them

[@nirybiry]

I just realised that Bonnie is in the train with John.

[@buttersbeans6929]

Slip on banana peel is like shooting a horse.. im crying

[@christiancothren5722]

I do not think I have seen anyone play this game worse.

[@hideus_ex9222]

2:16:12 I knew Bonnie had a crush on John but damn she's taking things too far now.

[@lacko_taco]

It wouldn't be a Jerma stream if he doesn't mess with the audio every 5 mins...

[@smokestack534]

Which person in chat called john marston a bootleg mcree i wanna fight

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

That's a yikes from me

[@KumiesCummies]

lol ikr that definitely deserves a foot up the ass, though they're most likely just trolling

[@yourcommander3412]

Describe jerma in a word ? "Unaware" Jermas pure "little brother is playing" energy. 02:54:43

[@BigBadBender]

watching him play gives me aneurysms

[@AntApprentice]

psycho doesn't understand the difference between being a bully and using lethal force

[@CatSageJustice]

The most compact gun this side of the mississippi

[@myoak108]

54:00 "Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait, hey. Wait, wait, wait, wait!"

[@8ColonelKernel8]

2:04:27 HERBERT MOOOOOOOOOOON!

[@grapespace]

2:54:14 Jerma I love you man but god damn that was stupid.

[@residentevilgamer5432]

You know what's funny I have this game on the 360, I put in my Xbox One, and it gave me the same message it gave jerma, do you own this game, obviously I just put the disc in

[@xWonderbolt]

this game gives me so much nostalgia

[@alanstringer.]

So frustrating watching him whip the absolute tar out of those poor horses, it's just a light tap every now and then to maintain full speed lmao

[@ambersloat6832]

Jim Milton

[@TheSoulHarvester]

Thanks for uploading.

[@TheSoulHarvester]

Alexander McGee's American Nightmare

[@meepmeep516]

3:01:16 *Master & Commander flashbacks intensify*

[@newdawnfades444]

Of course the gambling is the most engaging part of the game for cherma

[@fockingreat1125]

9:43 girl how am I just now noticing Bonnie was on the train the whole time too

[@SoundtrackofGaming]

My favorite streamer playing my favorite game

[@zachadams3870]

Mrs. McFarlane, I have two internets

[@Evilokami]

Someone should tell him how to run at full speed without wasting stamina.

[@SterJermaStreamArchive]

How?

[@Evilokami]

I mean, it's not like a glitch or anything, it's just getting to max speed, then only pressing the run button every second or two. But Jerma is just mashing it (probably reading chat and doesn't really notice) and keeps getting bucked off.

[@Otakupatriot117]

In his defense, I'm pretty good at riding and I still only "barely" win the races and other timed events. I think there's some rubber band AI that makes it so you never smoke the AI *too* badly. Keep it cinematic and all that. So it really wouldn't make too much of a difference in a game like this.

[@MTH3h3l0l]

Jesus he's awful at reading prompts... or playing the game well. But we love him nonetheless

[@pasty609]

Hey starkiller, the bunker video is unavailable. You know what happened?

[@starkiller201096x]

Were you trying to watch in on a phone? Because Jerma played Star Wars music the video doesn't show up on certain devices, mostly phones.

[@pasty609]

starkiller201096x oh that's probably it. Guess I'll watch on pc later

[@teensuicide9103]

starkiller201096x "Jerma played Star wars music" hahahaha

[@kingkoolkattz]

the worst part about this is that he bought this game like 4 times

[@nirybiry]

Wait, I rememeber only 3 times (and even the second time is a bit of a stretch since PS Now has a free trial).

[@krebgurfson5732]

why did no one tell him that you can "snap" aim by sharply pulling the stick.

[@fault3k]

3:15:51 wut WUT y r u aliv

[@buttersbeans6929]

Omfg howd you survive that falli jumped of a blackwater building and died

[@huffindoback3776]

Jerma truly is hapless, isn’t he?

[@TheWigwamer]

Pass the whiskey

[@jans6271]

18:05 Don't John look like Russell Crowe?

[@nope-qi8zx]

Jerma should hire someone to slap him in the face every time he touches the audio settings. Maybe then he'll finally understand how annoying it is from a viewer's perspective. Or ban the idiots in chat who are clearly messing with him. Either one works for me. :)

[@researcher00]

red dead redemption

[@caboSnail]

3:15:49

[@buttersbeans6929]

Thats a different horse the stallion is white that ones yellow

[@ShadowScorp99]

2:09:10 Skunk

[@CatSageJustice]

3:37:21 Margret Thatcher would be proud

[@KFCArbiter]

why is jerma so bad at video games

[@KFCArbiter]

I think the Gamer Center of his brain is too small

[@KFCArbiter]

Woah!!! You're telling me THIS guy beat Dark Souls 3 on STREAM?!

[@pasty609]

Veikko_ Who cares about that when he beat THE BUNKA' on stream? Only the *hardest* game since late shift.

[@DRA3NER0]

Regardless of if it's intentional or not, it's funny and makes me feel even better at playing games.

[@339blaster]

Dude, this guy is FUCKED

[@Gameguy90]

1:03:42 Bloodborne bby :)

[@supermoneyball420]

Red dead unjustified 2: who let this sickoman out of the asylum 🤠

[@batboy5023]

Hey Jerma, sorry to bother you I just had a quick question, how were you able to get this video game working on pc? Thanks! - Your great grand father

[@KyunoBashi]

I'm pretty sure he was only capturing it with his PC,but was actually playing on a console

[@KyunoBashi]

""he" is referring to jerma,think before you make yourself look like an idiot pls

[@frogmin9979]

WesternJaco I think Butmen directed that to OP

[@buttersbeans6929]

Bob Orton

[@newdawnfades444]

2:55:21 Jesus fucking Christ dude, only jerma

[@alex134219]

Jerma is G O O D at video games

[@docbenway1082]

Is this the streamer that thought watching a cartoon in game would give him money for some reason? :O gigachade

[@jonarbuckle1933]

Where are the Easy Pete and Mad Dog Mcree Gun Slinger jokes?

[@ambersloat6832]

Here YOU MISSED THAT ONE, TRY ANOTHER

[@SuperKevents]

John Marston would get along just fine with Michael from GTAV

[@BonnieFluff]

Alert: Phil Spencer is crying

[@georgeterpsidis8143]

daddy is that you???

[@skLaszlo]

Grand Wizard Miller Are you sure you own those tears?

[@jemperdiller]

F**ing poker part XD

[@Grimbo_1212]

SOMEGALUL BAD

[@rbreeze789]

imma real nigga anyone else here or am i the only one

[@isaiahhha7560]

hey fake nigga im a real nigga try and step to me fuc boi sit uyr bithc ass down .

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

John Marston?! That is a terrible name for a cowboy!

[@llllIIIlIll]

Game being locked behind on these shit consoles, literally have a nasa pc and cant play games because they make for these low fps low quality shit consoles even gta 6 i refuse to play it on a worse platform

[@defconx3x]

Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh😢

[@hugesmjfan8073]

Womp womp

[@supermoneyball420]

Zay what you will about Zerma when his hardware blows people up it’s on purpose!

[@brisiplays3899]

Dude you talk way too much, and you drown out the game audio with your own voice. I for one would actually like to hear what is going on in the storyline. Please try to talk about what is happening when there is a low in the action to keep us interested, don’t just talk about something totally unrelated to the game, or storyline. Nobody wants to watch a stream if the content creator is just rambling on about random things. If you do that, live-streaming will become a better experience for you, and all of us. This is just my opinion, and what I have seen work for other content creators. I understand that my voice, and thoughts are just one in the minority.

[@SterJermaStreamArchive]

Unfortunately we aren't the streamer you see in the video, we're just a few fans that want to upload streams for them. If you wanna tell him you can go to Twitch.tv/jerma985.

[@ambersloat6832]

You are missing the point,jerma is NOT supposed to be a serious streamer. If you want the story play the game yourself or watch another streamer,don’t try to change a great streamer because you don’t like them.

[@RedKincaid]

So you're in the minority, but you also think it would be better if he did things differently than the majority of his fan base wants? Have you considered that you might just be missing the reason why people watch him in the first place?

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Fucking hell this comment is tonedeaf

[@newdawnfades444]

This is the ultimate satirical comment on a Jerma vod

[@FrannB]

2:56:00

[@chrptd815]

2:01:03