Jerma Streams - The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

[@JermaStreamArchive]

7:38 The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe 2:48:17 Brb Ends

[@squidiskool]

above is The correct factually

[@jacobjames3432]

Correct factually the above is

[@teogaming7515]

game is cringe also your chanel is dead

[@thievingpeppers1914]

is The above factually correct?

[@cobalttj6356]

Based on the available evidence, the material presented by Mr "Jerma Stream Archive" appears to be factually correct and holds up to scrutiny.

[@fortressfinale2161]

The dev putting jerma on the game's website is the first "best joke taking more than 5 minutes" by a non-jerma entity.

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Yeah, and it is also best one guy moment. This dev is GOATED

[@barb0za0]

you’re forgetting the saw rubik’s cube!

[@fortressfinale2161]

@@barb0za0 oh shit you're right

[@usedhalfcart]

I WOULD LOVE A TIMPSTAMP/LINK

[@Halucygeno]

@@usedhalfcart Around 2:27:22, just a bit after.

[@pugjuice8462]

the best part about the spider bit from the devs is that it's a callback to from Jerma in the early part of the same stream, meaning at least one dev had been watching the stream since way before he went into that game area. the dedication into making Jerma's life miserable.

[@thatwaterriver3824]

truee i thought about that too lol

[@MadMikeStyles]

Honestly, I think Jerma would definitely be one of the top streamers that devs hope will someday play their game

[@jojocheck]

@@ShatroGames Thank you so much. I was looking for this exact thing and was certain I would not find it because it was such a short moment. Thank you for timestamping it.

[@jasonstanly916]

@@jojocheck my ll,?

[@swiggybooty3210]

It's away funnier that jerma completely forgot as well

[@vespertilio-ver]

The tarantula bit sets in stone the fact that we need a 'Best Dev Support/Joke' category at the Jermawards

[@nikita1911001]

basically boils down to a standoff between stanleys dev tarantula and iron lung dev tweeting solutions for a bug xD

[@milosh226]

@@nikita1911001 SO FAR!! also, was the organ trading game technicaly last year?

[@nts0n]

It is fucking wild that Jerma has gotten one-guy'd by the dev of the game he's playing three times already this year. First Wobbledogs, then Iron Lung, and now someone over at the Stanley Parable dev team put him on their website.

[@beedlethebard3189]

the "okay keep playing" part had me in tears

[@harrywatson6299]

@@beedlethebard3189 Even the devs thought the joke was going on for too long. Fucking hilarious.

[@2ethefirst318]

jerma is one of the few people who plays this game that doesn't take an actively antagonistic stance against the narrator which is very refreshing

[@raynova8055]

Seriously, he agrees with him, likes doing what he says, and feels bad for defying him. Rare to see

[@funnylittlecreature]

It’s because he relates to him. chat is just one collective Stanley

[@meowmeowmeowmoews]

It’s a very funny contrast. Especially to someone like markiplier, who hated the narrator.

[@NotTheRadioDemon]

@@meowmeowmeowmoews Thanks for giving me an extra reason for hating Markiplier, as if I couldn't hate him enough already! :D I love the narrator (:

[@meowmeowmeowmoews]

@@NotTheRadioDemon nonono what are your other reasons I demand to know lol

[@darkranger116]

jerma sitting there in the elevator putting on chapstick for 45 seconds while the actual presentation opened behind him. idk why but this completely destroyed me

[@gumi_cat]

It looked like some weird fucked up GIF and I wasn't sure if he just put up some scary gif overlay to be funny or cover his camera but it was so strange

[@rusland9]

You expect him to end the bit in 5-10 seconds but it just keeps on going. Idk how but it made me laugh for the most of it. And THEN he just pretends like nothing happened - not even a smirk or anything!

[@rinnimalfy3453]

@@gumi_cat Cuz he acted like he was sped up and looped

[@wntriam]

he was getting a firmware update

[@Frungle_]

He put it on so nonchalantly I feel like that much is normal for him

[@bebe8090]

2:28:29 I like how he sees his facecam from his stream on the website but he still thinks this is being done automatically through the game.

[@mcgfn]

He doesn't understand computers he is a geezer

[@drogz]

14:30 he goes on a rant about glowing stuff being interactable and misses the only interactable glowing object in the room

[@lobdooks]

Another win for Jerma

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

you mean the computer? idk what's interact-able in that room specifically

[@amaice]

@@kemosonicfan123lbp yeah you can interact with it, its important for an ending

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

@@amaice that's not the right computer, the other room has the first input

[@somebodyghosting6759]

@@kemosonicfan123lbp to my knowledge you need to interact with all of the computers to get every input computer

[@TheTomster3375]

Just caught a jerma stream. He sat in a broom closet for 4 hours and fell asleep on stream. Great entertainer he is.

[@TheArtistXV]

Shouts out to simple flips 🙌

[@FranciumBoron]

Oh, did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my _favourite!_

[@pokecat8982]

​@@FranciumBoron I find this concerning

[@alreadynestedhumanwine]

_finally_ caught a jerma stream

[@robinmitchells]

The fact that Jerma’s reaction to someone in chat telling him to leave Stanley’s office was to trigger the no-start ending not once but twice proves that this game is perfect for him lol

[@앤젤]

I find it funny that (as far as I know) 2 devs have tried to help Jerma through inconvenient ways of messaging, and that in both those times it took a long while for the whole thing to be over.

[@ungabunga7879]

What was the first time, im curious

[@GayLuigi333]

@@ungabunga7879 the iron lung stream recently

[@LivvvvyyyVeee]

I have created a pavlovian response with myself to this stream and by extension the game. I sleep to this stream almost every night because it’s easy listening, but now every single time I play the Stanley parable on my own, I need to take a nap because I get so tired because I’ve trained myself to fall asleep when I hear the game audio.

[@frankich4927]

... I'm afraid to admit the same thing happens with me 🥲 except it's just now when I hear Jerma lol

[@FranciumBoron]

When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the-- *_ZZZZZZZ_*

[@audrey0554]

Same thing happened with me and the infomercial streams, now infomercials make me fall asleep

[@LulahSlaw]

i'm the same with the TV superstars stream 😭 idk why but it sends me straight to sleep

[@idilkaraali]

this but with his mortuary assistant stream

[@quickattackfilms7923]

Those devs are the best haha I figured the “this man is currently playing” was just some algorithm that picked up on twitch channels streaming the game but it was manual the whole time. “Okay keep playing.” Hahaha

[@1objection]

I really like that part with the skip button. That's some really good existential horror.

[@scarletshadowzz]

i think it was like.. you skipped so far ahead that the fucking SUN DIED OUT. it's horrifying and it's my favorite ending because of that, especially because of all the stuff before it too.

[@FranciumBoron]

@@scarletshadowzz And then demons took over what was left of the planet.

[@dianas6800]

@@FranciumBoron and then a giant trex came out of nowhere and it turns out that instead of going forward in time you were actually going backwards

[@scarlettNET]

Adam Sandler's "Click"

[@goner2817]

Jerma sitting in an elevator for ten minutes believing it would go up is the funniest thing I've seen today

[@blobbem]

Kudos to the dev for putting up and going along with Jerma's inane shenanigans.

[@ieatciggies]

putting up with?

[@teogaming7515]

@@ieatciggies the site was hacked to mess with jerma, but kids keep saying the dev did it

[@Jimbly985]

@@ieatciggies o. O ooo. O. O

[@robinmitchells]

@@teogaming7515 the official dev twitter actually confirmed it was them who did it, the art director to be exact I think

[@harmlesshawk1794]

@@teogaming7515 Lmao how does the site getting hacked make more sense than the devs changing it?

[@Flayerthehatebound]

This is Jermas life when he's not streaming. It's like that Will Ferral movie where he has someone narrating his life.

[@hayden9876]

Will *Feral* ?!?

[@seapackgaming4316]

Willis Ferralious*

[@Flayerthehatebound]

William Ferrari

[@biggyblunts5788]

Wilhelm ferral animal Nah but real talk the movie is call Stranger Than Fiction. Amazing movie, highly recommended. I think it's on Netflix unless they removed it

[@mwroberson9084]

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[@weirdowsos4774]

Jerma makes me feel insane,and that malicious,evil glance he throws at the camera gives me chills...

[@Corporate_Desecration]

Jerma flipping that chat message off is something I didn’t know I needed

[@yesno-cf2iy]

first jerma jokes about eating his chapstick . he goes into a brb and when he then tries putting chapstick on afterwards, the chapstick is empty. do with that what u will .

[@MDK-fo7jw]

God I remember datamining this game and uncovering every single ending and secret there was, still not convinced I found everything despite deconstructing it to the bits.

[@biggyblunts5788]

God I remember when MDK1908 lied in a jerma comment section for absolutely no fucking reason, besides being a loser lmao

[@TheHeavyModd]

And now you can do that again for the deluxe edition!

[@MDK-fo7jw]

@@TheHeavyModd The end truly is never... is it?

[@drewnash8113]

@@MDK-fo7jw I thought it was "The end is never the end" not "The end is never"

[@ne0space]

@@MDK-fo7jw That's the message, after all. And what better way to convey it than through a game that somehow contains an infinite amount of code within.

[@coldaddysupreme2956]

2:07:00 jermas entire existence has been validated

[@KN-tt7xu]

Glad he's playing inscryption in his own time, cus it is a good game

[@plzifan3773]

he says that when he never intends on playing a game again but doesnt want to disappoint us

[@Arareemote]

@@plzifan3773 Nah with Yakuza he just kept pushing it back till chat forgot about it lmao

[@Frozbroz]

@@plzifan3773 no the back seating was horrendously worse than usual with that game and he just didn’t want to continue it on stream

[@polocatfan]

@@Frozbroz it's cringe to let the backseaters win honestly

[@Frozbroz]

@@polocatfan it’s either that or put the chat into emote only so it’s a lose lose situation

[@onefpsgaming271]

Poor jerma, he got bullied so much while playing inscryption that he doesn’t want to stream it anymore. Makes me so sad because i could tell how much he liked the game, i could also tell how upset he got when people were picking on him for not making the right play.

[@Yadadameanfool]

chats been getting worst and worst for some reason and it's not getting better

[@onefpsgaming271]

@@Yadadameanfool yeah, fr. I know there are a lot of people who say shit ironically but you can tell when someone is genuinely harassing him. Also the whole ironic thing is being overdone imo, it becomes less funny and more cringe especially if it goes on for the whole stream.

[@Yadadameanfool]

@@onefpsgaming271 100% agree jerma really is having a hard time right now and chat isn't being fully understanding. Maybe he should take another small break till they can behave or something

[@Lumber_jocks]

He wasn’t even bad at inscryption! It makes me sad :(((

[@wyattknutson]

The irony of them doing that in the game with the character all about how annoying people like that are

[@aka_miso]

I've been playing a game when I watch Jerma live where I try to guess which ridiculous face gets to be the thumbnail for here.

[@pugjuice8462]

3:19:20 jerma loses it. dev watches in despair.

[@Dracknus]

Me - screaming at my phone hoping past Jerma will get it

[@Ebbie155]

At 39:08 I was confused as to why there was no captions I was fooled by jermas acting for a quick second

[@mooomalooomabaloooma]

okay id watch ottos grotto even as an adult because of the cuteness

[@LensIsDead]

Perfect goon material

[@JacobKinsley]

I can't believe after all these years, the stanley parable was just a story about a lonely old man who got carried away with his maladaptive daydreaming

[@theophany4935]

2:14:12 the most disturbing part of the stream

[@darkpyro786]

It was like watching a looping gif without realizing it already looped dozens of times already, except that it was just how he normally applies chapstick. I gotta get out of here before it's too late for me

[@fromreal]

A full 39 seconds of chapstick

[@heythatguyalex]

It really makes you feel like Stanley

[@AshBarkPerson]

wtf was even going through his head

[@sussydata]

he used up like half of the chapstick there lmao

[@littleratfella6857]

Jerma activated every violent thought in my head when he played the dog christmas album, so thanks for that.

[@reducedtoschwa]

1:51:06 is so funny to me for jerma seeming so sure of what he said and chat clapping back immediately with gta v, the last of us, and metal gear rising

[@scarletshadowzz]

really glad that jerma liked this game. it's just a damn shame chat wanted him to always go where they want him to and to go go go all the time

[@awezomnezz1]

Literally my favorite game, love seeing people play it

[@Paradox_Edge]

Other people: *Done in around 3 hours.* Jeremy: *Is done in 6 hours.* Me: Ah. Ok so his ADHD is gonna kick in hard this stream...

[@MarktheCrawler]

Otto's Grotto would be an amazing kids show

[@peaness7275]

2:34:20 Without context is the most uncomfortable shit ever

[@xX_dash_Xx]

1:18:10 he thought this would go unnoticed. I lept out of my chair... those horrible eyes are looking into my soul!

[@jonstrunonbro1169]

2:31:15 mods in their chat are SCREAMING at him to stop

[@jonstrunonbro1169]

2:34:40 STOOOP

[@JAM92]

Jerma... Jim... Jim... Jerma... Jerma... Jim... Jim... Jerma... Jerma... Jim... Jim... Jerma... Jerma... Jim... Jim... Jerma... Jerma... Jim... Jim... Jerma... Jerma... Jim... Jim... Jerma... Jerma...................................... Jim...

[@jonatgan8546]

is there actually a part where a there's a bunch of babies crying loudly and jerma gets upset or did i conjure that in the depths of a fever dream

[@jonatgan8546]

i have learned that jerma is the enemy of any slightly altered mind because i was sleeping today too with a fever and pounding headache and in my dream he appeared and started describing alternate realities where there were different outcomes to ww2

[@greenD7244]

1:33:42 this it?

[@joejoesun]

Best impression of the year has to go to when he jumped off the elevator. I thought it was actually the narrator cuz I wasn’t watching

[@funnylittlecreature]

If someone decides to read this comment and provide a time stamp I would like to be notified

[@barkbark5265]

@@funnylittlecreature 39:08 if you still need it

[@senki4162]

Jerma and Stanley Parable is the best combination ever.

[@cyanity1017]

2:59:41 the fact that was perfectly timed just makes this better-

[@amehazel]

Streamer CANNOT play a single game without devs help

[@weirddname5299]

The fact that jerma took so long to even think for a second that maybe the elevator doesnt work actually baffles me

[@Hoodied]

Jerma is Stanley and the chat is the narrator

[@kevindavidson8281]

I love how he gets distracted by the website and takes like 20 minutes to walk up to the collectible, then when he finally does he says "wait you can collect these?"

[@Xsoneras]

1:51:06 "2013 was a pretty dog shit year for videogames wasnt it" after he asked what came out that year i think he realised he fucked up LOL

[@xerxes6627]

3:53:20 It's jerma's turn to talk, turn on the clown music

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

2:06:57 it's like in Mario speedruning when you skip through "universes" By my calculations he should've had to press it 1 more time to get to a universal+ time length though, but they probably didn't intend on there being a sort of pattern (exponential binary, ~0.5 mins*2*4*8*16) and I just like finding patterns 2:09:30 he learned meditation after 4-8 aeons 2:10:12 32-128 aeons is when the elder gods fall to the plants 2:11:08 and then there was void

[@hakmada]

What are you on about

[@ShedLives]

Smoked too much crack?

[@stevenallen8608]

@@hakmada regarding the Skip Button

[@azter_isk]

that one bit during the review/skip button section is kind of sad. feel bad for creatives who have to deal with absurd demands and expectations from random people

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

It was so satisfying to see him get both of the bucket stickers

[@aaaaaaaaaaaa9023]

2:11:09 "That idea is dumb as hell" "Thats stupid" My favourite part of the stream.

[@rodneybuckentime4838]

2:06:55 Jerma has a moment with the narrator

[@Aefax]

im sad that jerma is never streaming inscryption again but i understand why he wants to avoid chat screaming at him the whole time

[@just1randomguy658]

42:48 God, that entire bit is too accurate (Also 2:33:36 is absolutely phenomenal) (3:18:07 I love how interactive this Dev is) (3:31:56 This is intense) (4:17:18 This is how all jokes shall end) Alright. Last one. 5:28:54

[@lews8589]

Him throwing hands with the closet is great omg

[@vergilvonkarma]

if i dont see the tarantula bit at the next jermawards, imma be real sad

[@jongameaddict]

I'm so sorry

[@uzundeprem5743]

This was the best gag ive seen in my entire life

[@hanmidown2241]

ok but the photos are in is a priceless jerma experience

[@northuniverse]

Jerma manages to get to the title screen nearly three and a half hours after starting stream

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

Someone for the love of god please clip 2:08:13 starting from "It seems that this is now the world we live in" until the black screen at 2:08:38

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

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[@joeperrone4646]

I like how he had to get help from the art director just to get an achievement.

[@DanielPlok]

That spider bit was funny af, to think the developer watches Jerma in his free time is hilariuos.

[@SadBoiRich]

5:01:31 the pink room's song is actually my alarm i wake up to in the morning but sped up stg

[@Slimurgical]

"Here's something that's in 0 games, an infinite hole!" Sorry narrator, modded Unreal Tournament maps have had infinite fall pits using seamless map looping

[@alecapgar]

Jerma: “there are more KZbin videos than stars in the sky” No

[@kaimukiwahine16]

Knowing that Crows Crows Crows did many shitposts/silly tweets for years, they really outdone themselves during this stream. And for that I applaud and continue to fear them

[@soliderfromtf2]

2:34:16 jerma985 gets his soul sucked out of him.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

“You missed some subsettings in General” “Where” Oh my fucking God And then they KEPT repeating it, and he NEVER checked Genera

[@Nathan-xx4zo]

When I watched this the first time I fell asleep and when watching it today I thought I heard jerma saying things I remembered, naturally I assumed Jerma had replayed segments of the video to fuck with peoples heads like the maniacle man he is

[@cupotea7698]

I cannot describe with words how desperately the "self-infatuated, outraged streamer" character made me want to put a pencil through that characters' neck. God I hate those kinds of people

[@SuperIsaiah]

I don't understand when people think it makes a difference when you bleep it out, but I definitely find it a lot funnier when there's a bleep. the bleep just elicits a haha response.

[@MontyTheMothman]

My good experiences with jerma chat died with inscryption. Idk what it is but they’ve been behaving like assholes towards him.

[@thewerepyreking]

Mine died with Kenshi

[@meowmeowmeowmoews]

25:45 as soon as I heard this I thought about it for a moment. It’s probably not a dream, considering you can do whatever you want. AND there are clocks. Scientifically, you can’t see clocks in dreams. That and in dreams you usually are unaware that it is a dream.

[@PointsofData]

I...is this meme?

[@meowmeowmeowmoews]

@@PointsofData idk

[@thewerepyreking]

I have very detailed dreams, someon told me that you can't read in dreams and a few weeks later I had a dream where I read the label and details on a water bottle, a powerpoint slide. Last night I woke up my partner with "help" cries, dreamed that I woke up from a dream within a dream and started choking on my congestion (I'm not sick rn, but was recently). Dreams are wild. You can do a lot in them, with more detail than you think

[@meowmeowmeowmoews]

@@thewerepyreking wow. Those are some weird dreams.

[@nate87799]

9:05 Jerma starts actually playing.

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

Jerma hacked the website and came up with alibi that the developers were adding spiders into his mouth to hide the fact he eats spiders.

[@ZeitungsmanHD]

1:59:06 is my favorite jerma moment of the year

[@EZVideoStore]

YES HE FINALLY PLAYED THE GAME I'M HYPE

[@dearratboy]

everything everywhere all at once thumbnail

[@princessfetus]

I’m glad this is up and not the version with chat… esp bc of how everyone has been saying how toxic chat has been lately :(

[@vinicius1453]

He's getting more viewers, it happens Chat was fine this stream, everyone had fun with the bits

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

The archive channel has always uploaded without chat.

[@GyroGarrison]

I have a personal vendetta against chat. Any vod without them is a godsend.

[@princessfetus]

@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. yeah but it wasn’t out yesterday so it was reupload with chat.

[@tongpoo8985]

Twitch is probably mostly minors. That and the memes are attracting tweens and teens as they do.

[@thegreenrocket]

43:52 Jerma blushes because chat is looking at him

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Oh my God these devs are the best in the world

[@YourFriendlyNeighbour]

I’ve never laughed so hard at anything more from around 2:30:22 for the next 10+ minutes. I’m in pain because of this and my chest aches!

[@northuniverse]

Can you believe this is the guy who potentially owes chat millions of dollars.

[@mankulon790]

Billions

[@northuniverse]

@@mankulon790 maybe even trillions by now

[@talon_xi]

@@northuniverse zillions actually. With a D.

[@northuniverse]

@@talon_xi this guy owes zillions and here he is just zerkin off

[@evil_bratwurst]

@@northuniverse zoothbrush

[@menu.config]

"Never streaming it again" hit me like a thermonuclear blast

[@purpl3spartan]

First time I have actually seen someone save a jump in their playthrough

[@adamjones7891]

0:42:39 Otto's Grotto.

[@h0undiie]

thank you so much

[@sltrskid]

good to see that jerma also takes 7 years to put on chapstick

[@samc5602]

I love his Super Mario Pajamas

[@ree_miix]

i realize now that stanley got lost in the backrooms

[@rejuksss]

41:50 every time he says "shit" it's censored except for when he points out that only the "i" in shit gets removed. Fucking gold

[@martrew4349]

This is litterally the jerma game

[@Ruby-eq1qg]

2:50 Hernia update (followed by real health update) 6:50 Jerma gaslights himself for a change and then flips finger to CHAT

[@moviestargf]

doing sweet F.A killed me

[@sc4ml1kely]

2:30:37 thumbnail origin, and 'olly says "Ew!"

[@MinjaTeh]

“You missed some subsettings in general” proceeds to not look at general for 30 seconds

[@ohmeganerd]

1:29:37 he did it

[@Tumbleflop]

Psst! Jerma! Over here! In the vent! You need to vent, Jerma!

[@raynova8055]

Ok, if the part around 2:30:00 was clipped and random people see it, I’d understand why they’d think he’s insane