Jerma Streams - Watch Dogs: Legion

[@JermaStreamArchive]

3:50 Watch Dogs: Legion 1:42:02 Brb Ends

[@wuzfoz]

Needs more time codes for all the crashes and restarts.

[@commentsok]

ok

[@Medved-]

Wumbo

[@meisterbaum6431]

jemba

[@okmate]

"I have to play one triple A game a year, I'm allowed to" Out of all the triple A games out there, he chooses a day 1 launch Ubisoft game.

[@Intelwinsbigly]

Ubisoft have gone down the toilet, EU shill shitters.

[@EhBoing]

The game being a mess on release, coupled with the fact that Jeremy is 0% story driven and 100% adhd 'me run over pedestrians as old lady', really made this viewing experience an incredible one

[@redactedredacted8112]

My favorite part is how every game asset was released by hackers

[@DanteTorn]

Let's also not forget the fact he is, by his own admittance, useless at any game with more than 4 buttons. Scrambling around trying to hijack his own spider drone confusedly when there's a very clear image of the spider drone in the bottom right with the 3 key over it. I honestly don't know whether it's more painful or hilarious to watch.

[@grit1]

Wonderful slide show Mr. Elbertson, thank you for your presentation

[@deleted-user0]

I'm SCREAMING 😂😂😂😭

[@OkamioftheRinnegan]

Game: DedSec are the good guys Jerma: Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way

[@Icebolt854]

>Jerma sees woman cleaning graffiti "That woman is spraying graffiti" >Runs her over Real good guys.

[@Etank800]

Every single stream of this game I caught was a complete disaster, but Jerma's took the cake with the crashes.

[@commentsok]

ok

[@inkartridge]

@@commentsok bad gimmick account

[@boogiewooggie6724]

What do you mean by "a complete disaster"?

[@blkskltn]

@@inkartridge If he hit you with the double "ok" I'd have no choice but to respect the hustle

[@commentsok]

@@inkartridge ok

[@Zuzuska]

I love that this is Jerma's first Launch Day Game! and he absolutely hates it

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Sounds pretty standard for Ubisoft tbh

[@TobeasJ]

@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. Ubisoft always has interesting ideas but their execution seems to be consistency below average.

[@hshocker98]

@@TobeasJ the king of mediocrity

[@adeadmeme8068]

@@TobeasJ Mostly them trying to follow popular mechanics in other games which ends up wasting the developers time which leads to the game being unpolished and sometimes these mechanics also don’t fit with the theme of the game, usually this ends up with a great theme but with awful gameplay... classic Ubisoft

[@JiF28]

@@TobeasJ they dont even have interesting ideas anymore, watch dogs legion might be the last one. Assassins creed has turned into a witcher ripoff and their new greek mythology game is literally a reskin of breath of the wild in a greek myth setting. Far cry could be good but have to wait and see.

[@Pidge]

ubisoft has like 2 games, open world, and rainbow 6

[@TemmiePlays]

Rabbids vs Mario too. That's not bad tbh

[@glovishly]

Your forgetting about rayman, just like ubisoft is.

[@tjiiik]

beyond good and evil...

[@JiF28]

@@tjiiik open world

[@TemmiePlays]

@@glovishly that's ubisoft montpellier, and they've never disappointed

[@jacoblee9081]

"Not too many supporters of dead sec these days" *can recruit ANY npc on the side of the street*

[@henrg]

*You look like the type that wants to take their city back*

[@JacobKinsley]

'be careful of undercover cops' 'I'm a dead sec agent do you want to come to our top secret headquarters for a chat and a cuppa?'

[@tessmiller7943]

My favorite comment in the chat from this stream was “Died to nancywheel”

[@g4man41]

Oh wow, thanks LOL

[@thaksjtube]

It's amazing how hyped this game was and how quickly it was forgotten.

[@CherryDKaya]

Jerma whenever he sees a word he doesn’t understand: “Im prettyyy sure they just made this up”

[@bearlyhardley]

Jerma ignoring the fact that all words are made up

[@Dom9606]

GTA IV London overhaul mod

[@hoo21gan]

don't insult GTA IV like that

[@TemmiePlays]

there's already a GTA London, opn PS1 - before the series took the dive into 3d

[@Inexpressable]

underhaul

[@kevine9474]

You know the game was gonna be bad when they're only selling point was that you can play as a grandma.

[@DirtyDoctorDan]

45:35 for a frame or two as the character loads in we get a very spooky sight

[@MrSnake9419]

I stopped buying ubisoft games years ago, I don't know how people keep buying these uncreative rehashes every single year and being poorly optimized has become a staple in ubisoft games

[@Sovereignty2112]

I mean, look at Call of Duty lmao

[@creator-link]

Idk I just like these games and I have fun with them

[@InDeepPudding]

@@creator-link dont think consume

[@lux6371]

Jerma came to this same realization when he did the Ubisoft games tier list after this. He was like "I put all of these games in the D Tier. Why do I keep buying them?

[@creator-link]

InDeepPudding I guess but like I actually do like them so idk

[@alpine7313]

I love that the Assassins Creed Unity face glitch was 6 fucking years ago and the bug is still in this game.

[@Chance0]

he really drove on the right side of the road the entire stream

[@cheyannei5983]

He drives on the left side of the road in US-based games

[@dinonatorful]

What a universally disliked soulless game. Feels made by an office instead of a bunch of nerds

[@nopls1762]

well, that's ubisoft for you

[@MrBrainTucker1079]

Well said lol

[@DirtyDoctorDan]

thats your opinion

[@Thlormby]

Isn’t that what all AAA games are though

[@crimsonlanceman7882]

the A.I. you're listening throughout the game was partially written by Yahtzee as he was asked to write voice lines for it. Source: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaXGfmmmrdOhf8k

[@moniquesantrifcer1447]

Would be cool to have a game that isn't a disaster on release day

[@MurrmorMeerkat]

most games are disasters on release day. theres always day one bugs and shit

[@GetLower]

Finger crossed for Cyberpunk :P

[@meh-pd7tr]

And not boring

[@lq6202]

@@GetLower not optimistic

[@appleonshoe845]

@@lq6202 yeah i have some serious doubts about cyberpunk. the delays are the main thing that concern me but the game overall just doesnt look that phenomenal, people hype it up way too much

[@Rhelord]

i tried to make the game run for probably 4 hours until i found out that the game runs with dx12 as a default setting and you can only change it ingame or with launch prompts and once i got to the city freeroam it runs like dogshit

[@MurrmorMeerkat]

am i the only one whos running the game well like what the fuck did you all download

[@stephrat]

@@MurrmorMeerkat ikr like what in the fuck is going on with these peoples computers

[@zacharyjune7510]

@@stephrat probably shitty optimization, which explains why it runs way differently on different specs.

[@jjl772]

@@stephrat Ubisoft was too lazy to optimize their game so you need a RTX9403949394329499 and a i7-549395329582385823582385kkkkkkkk to run the thing at 60fps

[@squishy77wah78]

I use my fridge and this game runs fine

[@Guntfarm]

1:27:15 The guy in the background just casually jumps a fence.

[@TemmiePlays]

I remember Jerma saying he never plays triple AAA titles when they just came out

[@HamazuraGOD]

Is Jerma the streamer who said he doesn't play AAAAAA games ON STREAM!?

[@bruhmangamerman7090]

@@HamazuraGOD I think you mean AAAAAAAAA games. Jerma would never stoop so low to play AAAAAA games on stream.

[@sna1466]

I don’t understand who is Germa?

[@HamazuraGOD]

@Grym Jenny Elbertson: GILF Hunter

[@simonsimons1252]

ubisoft really outdid themselves they made the third game somehow look and play worse than the first one

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

I think the most amazing part is how their writing gets worse with every single game they release, no matter what franchise it is. At this point, it almost feels intentional.

[@MashieMutt]

@@AskeDunk Maybe because the second game was actually really great

[@bigbastard7582]

@@MashieMutt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephgilboy6259]

@@MashieMutt 'really great' ? Having fun in a game doesn't mean it's objectively good

[@MashieMutt]

@@josephgilboy6259 Watch Dogs 2 has good writing a likeable main character and it's fun to play, in my opinion that's a good game.

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

If this is what it looks like on a 2016 graphics card, I wonder what it looks like on 2013 consoles?

[@qunaqunowski]

TBH games on PS4 can still look amazing, this game looks just shitty by design

[@junlexip9204]

I saw the twitch clips before coming to watch the full stream, I am bracing myself for the shitshow

[@Neirsil]

I nearly choked on my food when Jerma mentioned the invisible man grabbing him by the collar thing around 1:09:50

[@namepending5620]

You see, you would program ai to swear because it's funny and epic

[@T1k1tech]

“Now this is pod racing” He says as he immediately gets into a car accident

[@newdonkshitty]

2:00:22 Jerma spends like 30 minutes fucking with the settings and restarting and finally once he gets to a decent framerate chat recommends he changes the game to DX11 and the resulting stream is an actual slideshow

[@Hiihtopipa]

Thanks chat

[@everycafe44YT]

45:36 - Character selection Note: These are original character, their names, summaries etc are all randomly generated. Technically making them Jerma OC's.

[@ScaryBoiSupreme]

Is it just me or is the voice acting REALLY bad in this game? Sabine sounds like she's about to fall asleep at all times and whoever you're playing as has like, 0 personality

[@skydiamsteam6005]

They pitch up or down the same lines for different characters so that’s why it feels so fake

[@divieus8066]

its called being british

[@boneor...7022]

@@divieus8066 n

[@dawavve]

The character voices are AI modulated

[@UnknownPerson-cq3qv]

@@skydiamsteam6005 Its actually a pretty genius idea but they fucked it because they have the same few voice actors

[@pandamoniama]

almost had a mental breakdown because of this stream

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Over what? There's many reasons to have a breakdown here you'll have to be more specific

[@heresRIPLEY]

I keep forgetting this game has a story. And objectives.

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

56:49

[@retagainez]

pig noises.

[@Slimurgical]

I have no idea what anyone in the comment section is talking about, this video is just a single still image with all sorts of audio happening and Jerma having an episode for 4 hours.

[@comradeyustef5802]

I liked how he went into enemy spider mode as he was the robot spider

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Do people not realize the UK is like one of 2 or 3 areas in the world that drive on the left side lol every other European commonwealth drives on the right, it's England that's the weirdo

[@sloane1894]

I know that this is like in the UK or something but everyone’s voices in this game are so annoying lmao

[@SantaClaus-kk8zr]

I like pretty games, but I wish folks would make less graphically detailed games and more gameplay orientated.

[@DASCSWEM]

Unfortunetly this game seems to have neither of those features.

[@zacharyjune7510]

39:38

[@System509]

Jerma getting confused by the roads is just more evidence that more games need to take place outside of the us because holy shit

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

It's also Jerma we're talking about here lol he thought the Earth was 3000 years old for a few seconds

[@System509]

@@BananaPhoPhilly fair point lol

[@notoverwatch6991]

@@BananaPhoPhilly Pretty sure that was a joke.

[@alex134219]

@@notoverwatch6991 Anything is possible, including him not knowing how old the earth is.

[@deebusedit8857]

@@alex134219 jerma can be pretty goofy sometimes but he’s not a complete dumbass lol. it was pretty clearly a joke.

[@joehunter738]

The weirdest part of this stream was when Jerma stood and watched the cop beat the woman for an uncomfortable amount of time.

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

Legion: ignore our bugy game, you can play as a grandma! Cyberpunk: ignore our buggy game, there's 7 genitals to chose from!

[@JacobKinsley]

They should have made steven merchant or richard ayoade the PDA AI voice

[@Riceyes]

Even without the crashes this game looks so bad.

[@DASCSWEM]

Right? It looks so bland and uninspired. Like a cheap knock-off GTA V with some EPIC ”press Q TO HACK!!!” mechanic gimmick tacked on. And the art style and graphics are ugly too imo. This is AAA? What? Indie games look better nowadays ffs.

[@just1randomguy658]

14:19 16:58 Crash #1 (I'll try to keep track of the crashes, unless there are too many and I get really annoyed. Wish me luck) 30:40 I like that he makes fun of how many times they say "Fuck", it's so excessive 40:05 Crash #2 "Hold on", Game: "Ok" 1:06:18 1:11:02 1:14:42 1:37:35 Jerma likes color blind mode 1:58:19 Jerma after turning down at least a quarter of the graphics settings 2:00:24 God, this destroyed me. It's so hilarious seeing the game load and become a powerpoint presentation while Jeremy's just like "Yeah, Clean 60fps! This looks alright!" entirely unironically and then losing his shit when he sees the stream keeps skipping frames. 2:05:00 2:09:28 Crash #3 2:14:25 3:02:45 That was a pretty good darts match 3:35:55 I like the timing of a guy running into the side of a truck and then Breadbuglery saying "This is brilliant!"

[@ProStateExaminer]

Why doesn't he just play Saints Row games.

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

wait he did tho. SR2 with Ster. they competed to see who could make the ugliest character,

[@ProStateExaminer]

@Grym There's still SR3 and SR4. I personally can't wait for the SR2 patch, but apparently one of the guys working on it is not in a great shape :(

[@ProStateExaminer]

@@3MolesInATrenchCoat Yes, I am just talking in terms of him streaming a goofy open world game.

[@FreezingStorm]

_steals armored tank_ Jerma: Am I in trouble? :(

[@a.g.m8790]

This is very entertaining to watch

[@On_Audio]

lol the taser is the same reload sound as splinter cell blacklist taser lol they use a lot of sounds from their own games

[@rats.4561]

Was a shitshow but not surprising, you could tell it was going to be bad because it's set in the UK.

[@boneor...7022]

N

[@LootandScoot]

@@Valdraya please don't tell me your one of those sad people who hates a place because of who the majority voted for

[@toots3877]

They got London 100% accurate though. Couldn’t find a single white person for about an hour

[@strangenews1997]

What's up with newer Ubisoft games having god-awful animations? I mean, Ubisoft games never had the greatest animations but the animations in this and Ghost Recon: Breakpoint are so so shitty.

[@neilgoldberg547]

Mindblowing NextGen graphics.

[@dustburnwem]

wow, guns look terrible, sound terrible and have no good feedback

[@MrBrainTucker1079]

You just described the whole game there

[@chainmailist1785]

The slide on the pistol didn’t move half the time

[@JohnRed]

More like Watch Something Else More like Watch this *uninstalls watch dogs*

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

More like WatchPaintDry

[@stone_low]

still waiting for the rabbids dlc

[@squishy77wah78]

This is the rabids dlc

[@tibbayr699]

1:16:28 SAY THE LINE! SING THE SONG!

[@cresoma]

The ONLY good part about this game is that one of the ads was slightly funny at one point, but that’s it

[@saucypsycho6533]

Crackers. I was eating crackers Jerma. Significantly more painful than grapes.

[@bearlyhardley]

I never knew jerma played this but as soon as I saw he did, I knew this broken ass mess of a game would make for a great stream

[@OllieMendes]

I mean, I can't really disagree with any group trying to blow up parliament. Do Buckingham Palace next.

[@exzerno.]

IRA watch dogs when

[@toots3877]

We need a modern day Guy Fawkes. If only he succeeded that night. Well the 5th of November is right around the corner... with all the shit that’s happened this year, we might as well top it off with something positive.

[@blobbem]

@@toots3877 If Guy and the gang had succeeded in blowing up Parliament and murked King James I, the Catholics in England would've been dog-piled by the Protestants. Who knows how history would've played out past that. Britain could be in a far worse position than it is now. We all joke about blowing up Parliament, myself included, but that's only because we have one.

[@adeadmeme8068]

@Alfie hey buddy, it’s a joke, and you do realize that there is such a thing as “reconstruction” right?

[@adeadmeme8068]

@Alfie the entire point of brutalist architecture is its cheapness, people build “grey cubes” because it’s cheap, goes without saying that when it comes with something as important as the royal palace/parliament they wouldn’t go with the cheap route, especially when it comes to a nation like the UK, like seriously... if they were to announce that, wouldn’t you go and protest it? How many others would do that? Do you really think so lowly of the other people of Britain that you don’t see them defending their historical buildings? Do you really see them as going, “oh well that is that, let’s move on...?”

[@themanwiththebabyhands4650]

They should have named that first operative guy Lazenby for how long he's in the game.

[@Fr4uzi]

"6 cores is no enough for 2020" *cries in 4 cores*

[@Chrisbun1]

Why does watch dogs suck so badly lmao

[@MrBrainTucker1079]

Because no one really asked for it

[@lucy4666]

The second game is pretty good tho :/

[@66777jason]

every character in this game looks like jerma

[@Poliswag7]

Plaaay us a game youre the streamer man

[@JediCore]

sometimes I wonder if Jerma really plays games, because it feels like he's never had a controller in his hands

[@SneedRemembrancer]

I see why they didn’t really bother marketing this

[@JacobKinsley]

Ubisoft just looked at cyberpunk and were like 'yeah.' and kind of just threw this out into a pit of hungry lions, but instead of hungry lions it's gamers craving cyberpunk.

[@BirdieImagineeBCH]

Ubisoft games all feel too samey to me

[@JacobKinsley]

As someone who really felt the economic crash of 2009 and spent a long time living paycheck to paycheck from 2009-2017 and so never owned a ps4, xbox one, a good pc or anything like that, this game would have blown me away 3 years ago.

[@JacobKinsley]

3:32:25 like LOOK AT THAT I know it looks like gta 4 with mods but it still looks pretty decent.

[@kokoze]

2:24:11 I love it

[@TrueComboKing]

this game was pure garbage when it came out and I owe it everything because when I bought it on launch day, I was so hyped and then after thirty minutes of playing…a stunning revelation occurred to me. All of these open world Ubisoft games feel like they’re just copy/pasted and it took that game specifically to break the spell. Also, I think being able to play as any character is a bad thing in a campaign/story driven game. You feel zero attachment to any of these characters because they aren’t interesting or special. Plus it seems like this game is unsure of wtf it even is. It takes its story seriously yet allows you to be a 90 yr old grandmother with uncanny hacking ability and combat skills. But Jerma makes anything great, lol. This was fun to watch.

[@MandenTV]

48:17 “Searched for: what are those tubes on a uterus called”

[@Liam-co1bw]

jerma driving around the streets of london trying to pick up old ladies

[@_Digishade_]

Things I learned today: Jerma has never punched another person in the face before.

[@sheeshore]

GAMESUX

[@michaelthompson7217]

Crashes are unacceptable, game suck - BUT if you don’t update Windows, then the drivers sometimes won’t update - so it will look like you have latest drivers even though you’re way behind. If they wanted people to update they should have had a driver version check. So it’s BS

[@MurrmorMeerkat]

i mean alot of games have crashes on day one. but also you gotta make sure all your shits updated my graphics card had a update before the game launched and ive had no crashes minus a filter glitch

[@samgopnik6638]

Bruh, it is Jerma fault for using a shit pc and outdated window to play a triple a game in 2020. I think the game is fine or average at best. The pc is the real problem here.

[@Catman2030]

@@samgopnik6638 Triple A Game is a bit of a stretch, don't you think?

[@samgopnik6638]

@@Catman2030 Nope the game is a Triple A game. It have a huge budget, a huge team developed it, published by a huge game studio and cost 60.00$. Triple A game are expected not required to be good. Watch Dog Legion maybe average at best but it is definitely a Triple A game.

[@IIIllllIIIIlllll]

Does Jerma have any plans to stream in 1080p in the future?

[@notoverwatch6991]

This game looks fun in a really janky way.

[@HQ_Default]

Jerma is mad: Part Legion

[@A2simp]

I think you mean Wash Hogs

[@velocinator]

anyone else notice the download thing skips 69%?

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Ubisoft programmed that specifically, just in case anyone found some form of entertainment in the game

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Why do less and less developers give a shit about optimization? This game is the antithesis of efficient optimization. It seems like Valve is the only company that still cares.

[@antdok9573]

Makes me think its not a dev issue but a company issue. Company getting in the way of devs, basically.

[@Fr4uzi]

Have you seen the state of tf2’s optimization?

[@juicedup14]

The teeth on that nancy woman are very british

[@dominicanfrieza1394]

jerma's god pc

[@bigbongtheorem3821]

Grab That Auto (2020 Edition)

[@jldoubleu4993]

wow another generic shooting bad guys as technological rebels in an open world video game. Fucking sick

[@Mrsteve-ky2kk]

Chat complaining about a 1080 while ive been living on a gt 1030 for 5+ years

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Lol this is supposed to be a shitpost stream, right?

[@kokoze]

ah yes the Risen CPU from AMD

[@dinonatorful]

2:55:50 this game is taking the piss lmao, 2020

[@iainmaclean4872]

everybody looks like a neo liberal in the future apparently. even the so-called bad guys have to fill their diversity hire quotas.

[@dinonatorful]

@@iainmaclean4872 i meant the gwaphics lol but yea it stinks

[@munchmongoose]

AWH GUYS POG I WAS EATING GRAPES WHEN HE TALKED TO PPL EATING GRAPES AT THE START OF THE STREAM

[@aidenp.s.9197]

emma for the rumble

[@Xenoforge78]

Ah I see, I guess you could say it's Watch Dogs: A *Legion* of crashes! :)

[@SneedRemembrancer]

You think after breakpoint which what a complete failure and buggy mess That ubi literally delayed all their games to not release games in that state. Legion still ended up like breakpoint. Kek what a complete fucking joke of a publisher.

[@YaFaceIsMine]

3:27:23 Dr Mosquito is back at it again.

[@musicparty1990]

01:39:17

[@kabr0ne]

1 OMEGALUL 8 OMEGALUL

[@DirtyDoctorDan]

as terrible as this game is, i wouldnt mind another stream or two

[@henrg]

Seemed like he was just getting going when he pulled the plug