Jerma Watches Infomercials - 2025

[@cleander3645]

is the small guy in the corner included in the product i kinda like him

[@redacted8109]

@@cleander3645 Look! Theres a little character down there! A little fella!

[@martinsteen9883]

@@redacted8109 little egg fella

[@odile2odette]

kinder surprise egg toy

[@itsyaboiguzma]

​@@redacted8109 *aggressively snatches paper*

[@okok-tf8rr]

compact

[@gabrieldavis7128]

It’s amazing how quickly Jerma can go from mocking these to uncritically supporting them.

[@evelynlamoy8483]

and how fast he goes from "I'd eat that out of the trash" to "I wouldn't eat anything that goes in here" I think he just meditates to a place where channels his inner train of thought, without filters or worry of consistency.

[@TheCoolkidbrad]

This could be said about anything that this man has ever talked about lmao

[@awareclueless]

@@gabrieldavis7128 oh look at this scam right there oh wait you can make spaghettis with this WHERE CAN I BUY

[@dylansickinger545]

Easily Persuaded Andy

[@isaacspeyer1129]

Not even 5 minutes in and he’s already talking about eating pasta out of the garbage. ❤

[@DizzyEyes94]

"Mmmm, overcooked and congealed angel hair."

[@dylansickinger545]

That’s my president 👆

[@Badex_1313]

i want him to try spaghetti with shampoo

[@Avgust_khari]

I only joined this at the end when he was sitting in the dark and I just assumed that he just sat in complete darkness watching commercials for 4 hours

[@lemongatto.]

@@Avgust_khari love your pfp

[@Avgust_khari]

@ :3

[@LoonaYuri]

yeah he actually did that, don't be fooled, all of the clips here are fake to make it more entertaining. He actually sat there in complete darkness watching commercials for 4 hours, it was weird, he kept making weird noises every 30 minutes before going back to not moving whatsoever, retirement is really getting to him

[@ansyyxux]

he did that during the game award

[@artemefimov8215]

​@@lemongatto. It's just persona

[@marsbar6225]

i love when you can see him getting manipulated

[@dylansickinger545]

Easily Persuaded Andy

[@dylaann]

Jerma watches Cathy Mitchell the way I watch Jerma

[@foundmedia]

him fantasizing about getting hand-fed by her for a few seconds was insane

[@shrimpgazing]

This gave me that classic jerma stream feeling for the first time in a while

[@jessieburnette2263]

jerma was having fun :)))) it was a cozy time

[@carto4028]

It's like finding an untouched can of coke in radioactive sands of a ruined earth ☢️

[@YuasBirds]

So much so that I thought it was a reupload for a good half hour

[@LoolKids]

we’re back

[@zedtheexplorer5206]

Jerma is always at his best when doing random mundane shit

[@jackcasebolt1985]

i love how chat calls him "homeless" then the next is "so handsome"

[@ansyyxux]

jerma's chat is a schizophrenic hivemind

[@Joewho-uk7tq]

Who says he can't be both

[@yahkimicki236]

why not both? with the new Derelict collection from Jacobim Mugatu.

[@liamheafey]

@Joewho-uk7tq homesome and handless

[@SpecialInterestShow]

What, homeless people can't also be handsome?

[@joogled1839]

i showed my mum jerma and she loves watching him because she knows everything he's talking about and now whenever a stream edit comes up on her feed she asks me to watch it with her. thanks mr elbertson.

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

he's an old soul. gold bless you and your ma

[@rabbidpig3480]

@@tonyelectionfraud669he’s probably close to the same age as our moms lmao

[@rmshX]

I've literally turned 25 today and Jerma is like 5 years younger than my mom thats wild to think about

[@LivvvvyyyVeee]

Completely lost my mind during the CDi infomercial when they very briefly showed the old west game and the entire chat immediately blows up with “TRY ANOTHER”

[@raspymorten]

I pogged irl when I heard "Mad Dog McCree"

[@phoenixvance6642]

I didnt even put 2 and 2 together there...

[@soupcansam75]

@@phoenixvance6642 You sure missed that one, try another

[@harrypootis9519]

When is that

[@scuffy9847]

@harrypootis9519 2:19:08

[@rocknlolify]

thanks for editing this for those of us who only have 3 hours to watch a video and not 4

[@RowanScavezze]

Lmao yea

[@yahkimicki236]

unironically 1 quarter of the stream is usually about how much i wish was cut out, this is so perfect

[@HonneTapža]

If you don't have much time in your life, just don't watch this content!

[@HonneTapža]

Imagine someone having only 3 hours of lifetime and the last thing you want to do is, you say to the doctor "ooohhhh... ohh.. doctor... please.. as my last dying wish.. doctor.... can you put on the 3 hour video of old guy watches commercial.... for one last time... before I.... oooohhhh...." Like at that point I would be like "PULL THE PLUG!! JUST END MY SUFFERING!!"

[@largeproblem]

@HonneTapža old guy?? jerma was literally born yesterday!

[@LoonaYuri]

19:32 this fucking KILLED me the complete silence as he slowly clicked through the video, the reaction from the chat, and just the simple "ok" when he was done and not saying anything which made the chat even MORE confused my god

[@mariomaker69420]

he needed that action replay

[@ariarbitrary2112]

the intensely critical look on his frozen face through it all... what the fuck...

[@HonneTapža]

He's seeing something we are not seeing. He's clearly stealing under the influence. Either that or schizophrenia.

[@m0ddotrar]

Still dunno what he was looking for

[@SpecialInterestShow]

I assumed he was just enjoying the "any size package" but I do thing he was just hypercritically watching how the bag was being closed. I think maybe he was realizing "Wait... This really is just tape"

[@pinkemo6]

snake oil andy

[@playdoughmaster808]

Underrated comment

[@none-ro9dz]

jerma caught OILING his SNAKE live on stream 🥵

[@HonneTapža]

​@@none-ro9dz When will the fanbase stop sexualizing this poor old man?

[@icewater6841]

lies just come so naturally to his forked tongue

[@FoxeyeValkyrie]

Of course he spent the longest time on the car cup infomercial because he thought of a scenario where the guy was in a car accident.

[@lmycinius5783]

During the segment where they are talking about how many recipes it works with, they show the same clam photo twice. 2:42

[@bunasdfghjkl]

oh my GOD lol how did that make it past production

[@boopdoop2251]

Gotta love the blatant sexism of these old commercials. The CD-I guy advertised fun stuff for the guys and for the mom… a workout disk lol

[@phoenixvance6642]

That one lady's sleeper agent instincts got activated when boxing came on haha

[@glasssawsslipperstraws7410]

I love how like almost every one of these he goes "oh i'd like that" current Jerma would have never survived the infomercial days

[@kubludo]

IKR it’s so funny. One second he’s like “who would buy that” and then they do a cool thing and he’s like “I need it right NOW”

[@petersansgaming8783]

"Jerma would have nit survived the infomercial days" brother he lived through them

[@dylansickinger545]

Easily Persuaded Andy

[@squidstone7677]

@@petersansgaming8783 yeah but that was back when he didn’t have people to support his gambling addiction

[@DistantLoner]

When the stream was live, it was called "holding 1 eye open at 2am bleary eyed watching the vacuum cleaner pick up corn flakes. Why do we fight ourselves so?" I wasn't watching this bleary eyed with one eye open when it was live, but I ended up watching this edit that way and noticed how fitting that was at 1:45 am. I wanted to use the washroom and get ready for bed then continue watching in bed which would have been a bit pass 2 am, but then my younger sister went into the washroom before me and I fell asleep before 2 am while waiting for her to get out. People should be louder when leaving the washroom at 2 am.

[@captcade2913]

I wish I spoke a different language cause the id be watching this random little man speaking gibberish while I’m getting shown interesting products

[@dylansickinger545]

This feels like something Jerma would say during a rant about aliens

[@foundmedia]

chat switching back and forth between "love wins" and "THEY'RE TWINS" was so fucking funny

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

I've had it pointed out to me that a lot of infomercial products are just mass marketed accessibility products, and I can't unsee it. Plenty of things I would think as silly make much more sense for people who legitimately wouldn't have as much mobility as I have in the household

[@dylansickinger545]

Omg same! I just heard that the other day and for several of these I was just thinking “huh that ones seems pointless, but thatd probably be useful for disabled people”

[@SpecialInterestShow]

Yeah! They gotta earn back their money somehow so they have to make it look relatable to everyone, which comes out as silly af But to the disabled people they're made for? They can be a life saver

[@dtag7129]

yeah I heard that too, makes a lot of sense

[@SpecialInterestShow]

@@NigelMelanisticSmith heh I try to keep a good sense of humor about it. Sometimes it feels mean-spirited to laugh if the disabilities it's useful for seem pretty obvious, but a lot of the time people truly just don't realize cuz they don't know. Whereas I feel if the commercials added a line or two like "another benefit is that this helps people with xyz disability(s)" then it would actually be pretty cool as it would sorta normalize people knowing what stuff would help their disabled friends and stuff idk

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

@SpecialInterestShow I agree, a notice in the commercial would definitely help

[@IronShigeru]

I think the thing that sucks for Jerma is he doesn't get to watch Jerma and enjoy it the same way as everyone else enjoys watching Jerma

[@Glogamorth]

Real

[@BigBadBender]

a lot of us have missed these streams, and it's nice to see this again. i hope Andy is doing well nowadays

[@qualitybait9957]

He is black hair away from actually becoming Jared Leto

[@mattiecat]

@@qualitybait9957 it’s Morbin time?

[@HonneTapža]

Or Ilkka Villi

[@suntzu6122]

In that first infomercial that has to be like 7 boxes of spaghetti LMAo

[@imakerbadcontentrbad8664]

I love watching the chats reaction to the product, them making a comment about an alternative or a flaw, and the infomercial 5 seconds later, seemingly countering with a feature that addresses it. Even if said feature is usually a syllogism/false assumption

[@daydreamer4786]

i watched this live and accidentally fell asleep about an hour in because i watch jerma's infomercial streams to sleep. i think i've conditioned myself into sleeping while watching infomercials 😭 thank you i am about to sleep to this !

[@Zappyjoan]

The weirdly suggestive massage chairs being back to back with the flavour injector was incredible

[@reallyradrabbit]

these are my favorite jerma streams believe it or not ive seen all of these infomercial and commercial watching streams im obsessed with them im a casual jerma watcher but when it comes to these ive seen every one of them

[@Toegommmmmmn]

My sister got that plasma lighter from a friend as a fun gift(brand new) And I don't think it even worked *once*.

[@cristiancabrera6564]

Ya gotta put gas in it ya dingus

[@Toegommmmmmn]

​@@cristiancabrera6564 Bro you good?? Who said we didn't set it up lmao

[@swingusshingus4619]

@@cristiancabrera6564 I hope to fk you're joking because it says "charge" in the commercial

[@xobunnyfangsxo]

@@cristiancabrera6564 ...it's advertised as a fuel-free lighter

[@DaunieSmauny]

@@cristiancabrera6564 Uhhh I think he said charge... not gas or something like that-

[@TBV-M]

985 payments of 19.95 bucks is 19,650.75 dollars most expensive jerma stream to watch, just behind dollhouse

[@pastapirate]

"Dude do you ever think that the story of Cain and Abel from The Bible is just the original Goofus and Gallant?"

[@pphrph]

he would 100% order every single product if it was still being produced

[@acfreak55]

If he ordered that hyena and Played it on stream I would unsub in a min. lol

[@Joseph.Alexander.R]

The chat is so unhinged as always.

[@carto4028]

Jerma's chat is the only place many have to explore rightfully quarantined parts of their brain ☣️

[@Titan.TheWolf]

IM SO GLAD HE DID THIS, I loved watching his older videos of these!

[@rasengdori13]

51:45 For anyone wondering: Jerry Seinfeld (a man who dated a 17 y/o girl in his late 30s) never said this to Jimmy Fallon. The “agenda-driven interviews” are single questions some interviewers gave to some celebrities asking about their experiences with racism and discrimination in the entertainment industry. Ironically enough, the answers that help paint a narrative that those things don’t actually exist are cherry picked by the channel to create their own agenda-driven video. Nearly every single answer given to the interviewers were civil and respectful, but the title and thumbnail want you to believe these “brave” celebrities are “fighting back” against “an agenda”. Jerma is right with his reaction to this video. KZbin’s algorithm is constantly pushing recommendations that push watchers down an alt-right pipeline.

[@Leon-qs1on]

i feel like social media is just like that nowadays. i made a side profile on twitter and before i even followed anyone i was getting a shit ton of xenophobic anti-immigrant tweets. sucks that these companies will actively stoke violent reactionary rhetoric just for engagement :/

[@willoworm]

My little heart couldn't bear an alt-right jerma

[@jillsandwitch67]

@@willoworm that would be the funniest and darkest timeline

[@MrSlaughterrific]

@@willoworm Breadtuber Jerma

[@theonlybilge]

Very good confidence in the intelligence of literally everyone else, obviously _you're_ smart enough to not fall for it, but everyone else? Well everyone else is just a brain-dead moron who will INSTANTLY be converted.

[@KitKat_293]

getting in the bathtub to get back to nature

[@mangoethan3947]

Unmatched chat energy at 55:00 where they say "I need 82 cubes"

[@mattshu]

still surreal seeing '2025' D:

[@-cohst]

thank you so much for making a long edit version of this. i wish more people would make long edits of his new streams

[@NyxyShark]

jerma being surprised at a chef not being bothered by a barely hot burger will never not be hilarious. "what??" "how?" "that's easily third degree burns, fourth degree" and it's like, not even at 120f

[@SpecialInterestShow]

No no, I think you might be missing a joke here perhaps? I think he was joking about how the sizzling sound was still being played even once the burger was put on the bun, so he was joking that the man was burning his hand by touching the burger

[@NyxyShark]

@SpecialInterestShow maybe, but the way he dragged it out seemed very genuine.

[@SpecialInterestShow]

@@NyxyShark lol well the continuined sizzling thing happened multiple times

[@Ads-yw1wr]

that cdi commercial is insane, but tbh that's the only way you could get someone to spend 600 DOLLARS on that thing. like those kids get their genesis broken, by then you've got sonic 2 on the way and this PSYCHO is all up in their face scamming them into buying fucked up/evil FMV games

[@GusanitoXYZ]

Infomercials were like the Temu back then but expensive as shit

[@averygooddeed2490]

Jerma is so enamored by technology, i love it

[@dylansickinger545]

While simultaneously being scared of most kitchen appliances

[@NatureChannelEnclave]

At 20:00, I accidentally opened a tab with a full stream without knowing, and thought Jerma was doing a bit where he just played his intro music over the footage of a woman taping her chips while not speaking at all.

[@furbyfenry]

At like 26:50 they're looking at a package opener and everyone is like "just use scissors!" "Just use a knife!" I looked at it and went "that would be really helpful for people with limited mobility". I think people are too used to having things cater to them

[@splorngo]

i dont even have limited mobility and id love that product. using scissors on clam shell packaging is a pain in the ass

[@soul4109]

Anyone who says they don't squish down the cereal bags are liars, anyone who takes a cereal bag out to fold it up is a cereal killer. *Wink WInk*

[@mattcowdisease1346]

watching this was like having a fever dream.

[@waffleduck1573]

Don't tell us about your baby play fantasies with Cathy Mitchell, Jerma.

[@cynicalia]

That thumbnail belongs on 2nd jerma Channel Goated thumbnail work

[@JermaClips]

Thank you!

[@mint5438]

19:50 Not a single soul in chat mentioned this womans voice and I thought I was just going crazy, only to have him make an entire bit about it not even a minute later.

[@pugjuice8462]

hello mint from hit furry game paraphore.

[@mint5438]

@pugjuice8462 hello :)

[@waffleless]

Did he mess with his mic? I thought that part of the vod had just gotten corrupted.

[@njdotson]

57:11 "aren't you scared of ovens"

[@neonredhex]

Chat trying to pretend like Jerma taking baths is abnormal when almost nothing could be more relaxing than taking a nice bubble bath in a big tub...

[@dylansickinger545]

And like, there are much more abnormal things about how Jerma lives, taking baths is pretty tame

[@yang90210]

he's looking very alan wake nowadays

[@Verminangel]

Harry the happy birthday hyena looks like something The joker would hide a bomb in

[@beckyestes5339]

Whenever I see a infomercial now and it does the black and white segment where it shows someone being ridiculously dramatic to prove a point, i always imagine the person just absolutely hammered, like just downed a 5th of vodka and snorted a fat line, thank you for that jerma, that will stick with me forever 😂 (8:49) is a perfect example 😂😂😂

[@Iteration456-8_codename_goblin]

Oh Zerma you silly lad

[@Toegommmmmmn]

Feels good to be this early to actual new clips

[@aciid_fiish]

I MISSED THIS STREAM??

[@CounterNerd]

You're a vod andy now like the rest of us, hahaha!!!!

[@kimkitsuragi17]

wtfff when was thiss

[@MoonBoomer]

Vod boys! Vod boys! Vod boys!

[@RadicalRegice]

no you were there we just forgot to tell you sorry

[@okok-tf8rr]

no. you were there. i saw you

[@NotSoMelancholy]

I can't get over the retape bit and chat just going insane over it lmaooo

[@GerpidyGerpson]

I want to see germa do his own infomercial about a product he makes called the Floppinator

[@exploding_cat3336]

He will NEVER play infinity Niki

[@carto4028]

Wasn't Niki originally one of those gacha games where you collect women of questionable age? Yeah I looked it up. I remember I only got ads for it for like a month and it was just the same butt jiggling one over and over 😭

[@tikrepellent]

@@carto4028 thats nikke, the original infinity nikki was love nikki which is a dress up game

[@wraith-cat]

@@carto4028 thats nikke goddess of victory, completely different game

[@FakeDelinquent]

Real gamers only play Time Princess 👑

[@Leon-qs1on]

@@carto4028 infinity nikki is a sequel to love nikki, a mobile dress up game set in a fantasy world where every person is inflicted with a blood curse that means if they harm or kill another person they will experience agonizing pain until they die. so conflicts are solved with fashion battles

[@de-ment]

it is actually insane for jerma to have autoplay on when he's as insanely unstable of an individual he is I need him to do these streams with ster so he can bully him per every questionable thing he says..... ""shlop"", dude you mean "mix"?

[@sack7348]

I miss him every day

[@zaksaturday1693]

2:45:00 This genuinely feels like some bad analogue horror bit

[@hiddensoundtest1444]

jerma rewinding it was making me feel insane

[@xmaslieder]

Thank for putting 2025 in the title. At first I thought it was a vod of the other time where he watched infomercials, which is weird that it happened more than once

[@metromortem9449]

The chat members saying ‘why’s he pretending to be on Survivor’ during the Atomic Lighter commercial: the presenter Hunter Ellis literally was on Survivor. That’s why.

[@justdrop]

Thank you, I didn't get a headache yet today

[@SleazyShell]

1:06:45 what the hell, you dont make eggs benedict with hardboiled eggs, what are they talking about?

[@tehdmanvids3]

Jerma's in his John Wicke era

[@mintisacream]

i had to google cathy mitchell to find out why he was so obsessed and saw "dump cakes" redirected to her wikipedia page and i understood

[@sludgefart]

Jerma, we miss you. Please come home.

[@VovoWoahwoah]

Jerma just looks like he’s on his death bed

[@ambrosiadreamer]

if you have issues with your pasta sticking together, stir it constantly for the first couple minutes. had the same issue myself and that fixed it very easily

[@el.blanco552]

This is what I used to wake up to as a kid, unlimited infomercials

[@wesselvandorsten]

harry the birthday hyena is some of the most terrifying shit i've ever seen

[@Bobba_raekus]

1:53:33 Imagine you come home from a hard day at work and you're told that, not only did your kid erase your hard drive data, all your job contacts, projects and schedules (after being explicitly told not to mess around), your wife bought him an expensive video game system as a reward (without asking you). The belt is coming off and everyone in the house is getting 40 across the ass, INCLUDING the CD-i seller.

[@acfreak55]

Everytime an infomercial says technology take a shot.

[@darkcat013]

>edit >1h shorter than the actual stream ☠️

[@ragamunchkinvan]

Did Jerma actually stream this in 2025? I do hope so, I enjoy seeing how he's doing every once in a while!

[@Nosdnargy]

Jerma Should Buy One of These and then just do like his own version of an infomercial

[@IMosuGoji]

we actually have something similar to the smart server for my dog and it’s really good not that my dog is a messy eater but it was more us so we wouldn’t spill her water on the floor

[@jennaberry2]

I LOVE when he starts acting like he's in the commercial

[@johncor9616]

55:30 Grandpa is always amazed by the technology of the world

[@anguilla12]

I felt like I was going insane listening to jerma describe whatever that machine was that he wants to get

[@Technilogica2019]

not even 30 seconds in and i watched someone decide to type and send “become a vtuber”

[@tree4318]

"I know you're gonna wanna tape basic instinct for yourself" lol

[@ilMaori]

He’s literally my father ♥️

[@AiOinc1]

1:49:00 holy heck I havent seen these in years 2:17:52 yes CDi is About 300-500 bucks but people absolutely want them. That's why an N64 is 120 and a CDi 550 as shown in the ad is like 350 tested

[@juliantaylor5956]

Pleeease we need jerma to do a Cathy Mitchel stream where he just goes "wow, delicious!" The whole time

[@zachlee805]

I've never seen Jerma look like this before

[@phoenixvance6642]

For christ's sake just taste the goddamn pasta as it's cooking

[@averyfavreau3215]

i love this thumbnail so much

[@fittpappa687]

Those burgers was BLOODY RAW

[@ShannonAndy]

Thank you for your service

[@towneshutzell1965]

Fuck yess this is just what I needed today

[@bobhope1160]

edit but 3 hours long. Jerma has century worth of content to watch during his retirement

[@Kanzuko]

I like how he pauses on Jerry Seinfeld both times the video comes up

[@theoriginalskittle9252]

The audio scared me in the retape commercial

[@LordOfDegeneracy]

the package shark one pissed me off the most, cause instead of stopping making these wasteful packages we're gonna make a thing that opens them and keep making that shitty waseful package design edit never fucking mind, harry the hyena is the worst shit ever that cannot be real