Jerma Streams - Watching More 80's and 90's Commercials

[@JermaStreamArchive]

5:32 Commercials Start 1:27:49 1st Brb Ends 3:02:14 Otto Eats/ 2nd Brb Ends

[@davysmith1934]

❤

[@dampierre99]

Fun to see Jerma reliving his childhood during the 1880s and 1890s

[@ayuhhueet2668]

i can’t believe jerma’s so old that 80’s commercials are nostalgic to him

[@skechyassmofo]

​@ayuhh ueet Former 80s Kids do exist. I'm one and a year older than Jerma. 😅

[@eonstar2441]

@@skechyassmofo how old are you i want pizza

[@skechyassmofo]

@@eonstar2441 Old enough to question if you deserve pizza with or without Pineapple on it 😏

[@skechyassmofo]

@Eon Star It actually my 39th birthday today, weirdly enough

[@fenior]

"They treat cars like a living being and it makes me laugh" Suddenly him laughing at car crashes got even darker.

[@aesthe3002]

still a proven psycho

[@OdaSwifteye]

It's projection too. Car commercials don't treat cars like people, they treat cars like a multi thousand dollar asset. Him saying that they treat cars like people and finding that laughable is him telling us that he considers human life not worth thousands of dollars and pretending otherwise is pure absurdity.

[@kai_maceration]

in one of his really old videos "quite possibly the dumbest military game ever" he laughs at the cars because they just drive towards him, crashing into walls like rabid animals, and not like a person (y'know with with self preservation instincts) is driving them, which I gotta admit is pretty hilarious

[@quinn5626]

god forbid a human crash 😰

[@HammerspaceCreature]

Never forget what Ben Franklin said: "Everything in moderation, except for orange juice and snickers icecream bars."

[@NainheddoMEEK]

"And Oreo sleeves,Especially Oreo sleeves."

[@yepsilon2898]

"And mayo. GOD I love mayo."

[@comfypluviophile]

"and weird soup apple juice that you get for your girlfriend."

[@Daiyuki117]

and porking old ladies

[@5poopy]

He’s in Hell.

[@completelyunsatisfied7803]

I love how the Turbo Teen shit completely reinforced his destroyed sense of humor.

[@meganeclover]

It reminds me of quagmire from family guy turning into a toilet lol

[@SahiPie]

@@meganeclover what did you think that was referencing

[@ToodleDoodle]

Jerma really took notice of that clip of Turbo Teen, considering how he likes to laugh at cars crashing. Now he can laugh at a car that is also a teen crashing.

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Kachow

[@luvhair255]

After seeing those Turbo Teen ads, I couldn't look at a red car in the other commercials without thinking it was him. Now it will live on as I see other red cars in real life.

[@frostyelwood9898]

@@luvhair255i only see Jerma and the smushed face of Turbo Teen in my nightmares

[@luvhair255]

@@frostyelwood9898 Oh noooo

[@talzaenvy]

I saw otto in the thumbnail and I did a double backflip and 180 spin while yelling yippee!!!

[@Bigcadder89]

JERMA FANS LOVE OTTO

[@northuniverse]

otto

[@CaatsGoMoooo]

YIPPEE

[@compookiie]

Most stabilized jerma fan

[@jesstar119]

ME TOO

[@leninade20]

The best and worst part of Jerma laughing at cars is that I'm now preemptively cracking up when one appears in anticipation of Jerma losing it.

[@donniedarkolvr]

I love you Jerma985

[@elitebrothers4256]

I love you jeremiah nine hundred and eighty five.

[@kakroom3407]

I LOVE you Jermie985

[@Chillerll]

I love the vtuber jermai9885

[@itslunch_8189]

589amreJ uoy evol I

[@goldenmolelover]

te amo Jerma985

[@OdaSwifteye]

2:10:12 going from "My children are in the same house a rapist." to "Disneyland! Woo!" is some neck breaking tonal clash.

[@JacobKinsley]

This just absolutely perfectly sums up the way American (and a lot of other cultures but particularly American) families cope with issues

[@acfreak55]

I believe the right term is whiplash, but yes 100% agree. lol

[@MrDjWalnut]

I always wonder why Jerma gets so concerned about people acting wacky in commercials and then remember he was a substitute teacher

[@cloudunknown]

I don't get it..

[@homeslice808]

1:17:26 I fell asleep at this point, but I could still hear the audio and I was dreaming that I was still watching, so there’s an entire other version of the grotto beasts commercial with the same audio that lives only in my head

[@girlspit42000]

terrifying thank you

[@cinnamonappleofficial9428]

Imagine if while doing one of these streams he unknowingly finds some lost commercial then the only way to watch it is with Jerma in the corner constantly pausing and restarting it to say it’s stupid

[@fritzy8318]

‘Look ma I’m eating my oatmeal’ what a fucking weird thing to just shout when your mother isn’t even in the same room as you 😭

[@circleinforthecube5170]

give him a break its jermas first time eating oatmeal

[@craigbarkley5131]

I know this is probably a low bar to clear but I do really appreciate how much Jerma emphasizes the work the artists put in for his game/the commercial. In my minimal experience doing commission work for KZbinrs/Streamers, there’s definitely a wariness that comes from working for those communities as work may often go uncredited or unpaid (exposure doesn’t pay the bills after all). And even with studios the work of the individual may get lost in the larger group. So seeing every person from storyboard work to director credited really makes me happy. I really appreciate how much he respects the work of the artists

[@scarlettflower9777]

The Listerine commercial is absolutely insane it's marketed towards an 18 year old boy in Dumont Washington whose worries about gingivitis and loves baseball.

[@JacobKinsley]

Based to be quite frank

[@scarlettflower9777]

lol i thought i didn't watch this stream but i commented on it );

[@Hoggogo]

Jerma almost losing his shit at the heartfelt GM safety ad is the most psychotic thing ever

[@jackclark4598]

i had no idea what he was laughing at until i imagined a loud crash after the car rolls off & we cut to the baby

[@edvergerthfchertgetyewrtgj6504]

he was so real for that

[@WilfredCthulu]

Psycho laughs at cars, dog food, and the story of a former slave.

[@blobbem]

2:56:28 - Ah, nothing like watching Nickelodeon as a kid and seeing an advert start off with a random baby and then all of a sudden NAZIS, THE KKK, A WOMAN SCREAMING.

[@sirpython9385]

I immediately cracked up at this, the contrast was just insane. Good advert but maybe not one for the Ren and Stimpy commercial break 💀

[@Adrionic]

The "We can see your mouth watering" bit made me laugh harder than I've laughed in months.

[@swirls9583]

Hey, who's this guy? 👀

[@Mr-Mania]

When this was live all of my lights were off and I had just finished watching the new episode of the Mandela catalogue and so when 2:58:06 happened I thought for a split second that my life was genuinely about to end

[@Champiness]

How’d 2:56:34 sit with you, lol

[@stewyhosseini]

55:04 that was the most homoerotic dr pepper ad ive ever seen

[@ratboy2791]

I'm glad someone else saw that, I was worried I was just projecting

[@user-xd3en9mm5x]

I've started eating my Grotto Beast cards and they are DELICIOUS

[@JustJove]

POG!

[@foxwithguns]

POG!

[@JacobKinsley]

LOOT GET!

[@FranciumBoron]

Grotto Andy.

[@JacobKinsley]

Likely non toxic!*

[@2ndperky]

I'm unreasonably angry that he picked to watch Vol. 986 and not 985

[@4rumani]

HOW ARE THERE 986 VOLUMES

[@2ndperky]

@@4rumani bro wtf I didn't even think about that, I was just too upset about him choosing the wrong number, I didn't realize how big it was goddam

[@SahiPie]

@@4rumani dog it’s literally commercials during the age of TV across an entire DECADE

[@dannysankyu]

@@SahiPiebut it’s insane regardless that there’s over 980 volumes of like hour long videos of JUST commercials 💀 and the fact that this channel has access to so many of them too

[@compassrose1466]

@@dannysankyuas crazy as it is, it’s even crazier that if youtube was never made or any other video sites like KZbin weren’t made, we wouldn’t have any of these. It would just be lost media. It shocks me just how unimportant this part of history feels to most people but looking back at these ads compared to what we have now is really cool. We’ve changed so much when it comes to advertising in general in the last two decades. idk I’m a little nostalgic falling asleep at night as a kid to these ads..

[@Blarchar]

2:37:55 A rogue "Yipee!" appears, decades before Fortnite and cola exists. I swear it sounds exactly like the meme lol

[@kaitosbiggestfan]

IT DOES LMAO

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Jerma pretending he also can’t painfully turn into a car

[@lukaluukaa]

he’s jealous that Turbo Teen doesn’t have to feel any pain but whenever jerma does it he has to be in excruciating agony

[@gorethebore666]

just want to thank y'all for being so timely with these uploads, these vods have gotten me thru a lot of silence and i rly appreciate it as im sure plenty of others do as well(:

[@catbirthdays]

for real though that grotto beasts commerical was insane. the work that went into that is incredible

[@lordofpokemon1212]

Jerma continues to prove that he CANNOT control himself when there is a car on screen.

[@mannequin_z]

Didn't have a milligram of weed in me the entire stream but when that first Turbo Teen clip came on it truly felt like an edible hit

[@robertstevensii4018]

Lore: Jerma couldn't hold it together whenever he went outside. Way too many hilarious cars out there. So he did what any talented young man would do and became a streamer. Let his suffering end. Stop showing him videos with cars.

[@miffedmeff7302]

Turbo Teen gave an entire generation car fetish it's insane

[@LazurBeemz]

You think? I've always felt it was made by exactly 1 guy with a car fetish, and not a single other person on the planet picked up what he was putting down.

[@bavuh1249]

@@LazurBeemz this guys never been on deviantart

[@hooty8703]

Fetishes are weird. They just, happen

[@popcioslav]

@@bavuh1249 What a lucky fellow. I wish that could be me all things considering.

[@bavuh1249]

@@popcioslav the amount of times I’ve utilized the deviant art catalogue to my advantage has guaranteed rejection at the pearly gates

[@panickingstrumpet6881]

1:47:05 "You were right dad, Kmart's pretty cool" what the kind of discussion leads to this statement. It's just a shop wtf.

[@munkimoto2294]

Dad is desperately trying to convince his son and his som is just tired of his bs

[@nighttimevideo]

Screams out of touch marketing exec.

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

How dare you

[@troyhadge8300]

I've been falling asleep to the first infomercial stream from about a year ago this past week, Jerma really is a benevolent diety 🙏

[@LazurBeemz]

I've already fallen asleep to this one 3 times since it was uploaded lol

[@bigmanbeans8513]

Literally watched this live and slept to it, doing it again but with this video, glad us Jerma sleepers are a thing

[@luvhair255]

@@bigmanbeans8513 Joel, Vinny and Jerma are bedtime staples in this house, depending on what they are playing. Loud and bombastic things are saved for the daytime but stuff like this is perfect to chill out to.

[@Aquana01]

benevolent dietician goddess

[@kcat420]

"A tour bus careened down a street and slammed into a childcare center in San Francisco" Jerma: "he's so right for that" 2:32:22

[@ScaryBoiSupreme]

Jerma ability to get obsessed and over analyze simple jokes never ceases to amaze me

[@thatoneblueperson9286]

around 1:14:05 is when the grotto beasts commercial is revealed!

[@Crim_5009]

2:17:38 “he’s not afraid of extreme vertical drops” *terrified screaming*

[@andrewkovnat]

For anyone who wants to watch more old commercials, Vinny Vinesauce has a whole series on it. His commercial playlists are curated for him, so there's quite a few weird ones between the 80s video game commercials and toxic mobile game ads.

[@Bigcadder89]

Yeah but Vinny isn’t Jerma

[@bigmanbeans8513]

@@Bigcadder89 a compelling point

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Bigcadder89 As a jerma fan, vinny's reactions to old commercials are much better compared to Jerma's, whereas jerma's reaction to infomercials and weird products are much better than Vinny's.

[@grapesoftime]

For anyone who wants to watch even more, Jaboodyshow reacts to them wayyyy more, and Dave's Archives, you know, the channel all these streamers are reacting to, will pop up in their chat from time to time. Considering Jaboody started from dubbing commercials it makes sense (definitely different style though, Jerma brings the psychotic element)

[@moniquesantrifcer1447]

Confirmed. Jerma finds cars funny because he thinks cars are living beings

[@Dinofly4]

We now return to Turbo-Teen

[@snicker.doodlez]

The slow smile creeping in on his face when the better dog food is poured will always be hilarious

[@jhngamingetc]

Skipping KZbin ads to watch ads with jerma ❤

[@CanoliDealer]

At 27:32 he sounds like a comical supervillain trying desperately to make Turbo-Teen's power his own

[@kennynelson3189]

What is giving him this POWER?

[@drmcast1874]

At this point, Jerma should just do a fake TV show episode with a bunch of random fake commercials, including a Jerma Ultimate Grill informercial.

[@joshroussel7035]

Does the ultimate grill include the meat grinder?

[@ccda3324]

perfect for making a MAN SIZED sleeve of Oreos

[@erikestrada7470]

​@@joshroussel7035 No, but it does have special built in meat grinding technology

[@joshroussel7035]

@@erikestrada7470 I'll take +2! (As long as I'm not part of the grinded up)

[@SC_3]

But can the Jerma Ultimate Grill stand up to, aaaah, this Episode's sponsor, the Man-Grate?!

[@aaroncrowley9520]

In an age where the world aches with an overabundance of ads, Jerma.

[@wombocorp]

I don't have much interest in reaction streamers, but I could watch Jerma react to anything. Jerma's reactions are usually much more entertaining than whatever he is reacting to. He always thinks about the implications of what's going on in the cereal commercial and goes on a huge tangent.

[@Spookalypse]

Man the 90's was so different back in the days. Love to watch these nostalgic commercials. More of this please!!!

[@no1legobatmanfan]

I went out and bought orville popcorn because of that ad. they advertised to me 30 years later goddamnit

[@ratboy2791]

Target audience

[@thestrangah9690]

holy shit that capri sun commercial is the epitome of 80s consumerism

[@Its_Ryan_lmao]

"I'll turn on facecam for a LITTLE BIT' I scroll across the time bar to see his facecam on practically the whole stream

[@BalticoYT]

55:09 Jerma's Atypical Amusement at Abnormal Automobile Antics attacks again.

[@Kid15X]

I actually miss when companies would directly attack each other in advertising, It was so much fun

[@-psilo-9071]

me too

[@frostyelwood9898]

Im suddenly realizing that 2020 ads arent gonna be entertaining to future generations. Theres not gonna be anything fun with them when we look back at them. No cool music, no dancing, just straight ads with mainly make up, cars, and some occasional pizza ads. Theres no fun in our current ads and i wish people did more. We constantly get angry at unskippable ads and so did people in the 1980s. Only difference is they can remember the ads fondly or get up and grab stuff during them. Edit: didnt realize how long my comment was. Didnt mean to leave a paragraph in your comment section

[@JacobKinsley]

​​​​@@frostyelwood9898the new generation of ads is gonna be ai generated visuals and either a generic fruityloops music tracks or an Ed sheeran song with a chatgpt generated script spoken by the companies (ai generated) mascot, and the aesthetic will be abstract black-and-white diagonal lines where the brand mascots do rap battles where they pretend they're enemies but in reality no one really loses. They'll do this in an attempt to get viral and at the end of the rap battle the 'winner' (let's say Wendy's) will have a short snappy clip of someone revealing a really fancy, obviously not real collection of steaming hot delivery food. The message of the ad won't even be about how good the food is, it'll be about how it stores well in the bag and they're doing a free delivery promotion if you install their app today. They'd give you little clips on the app where you have to go to a virtual arcade to play cheap -flash- html5 games and get deals on certain menu items, but the games are rigged to just be a game of chance where you get a really good offer if it's almost your usual eating time and you're nearby to a location. There'll also be a feature where it'll use your most recent browsing history to determine when you're at peak hungriness, autoplaying a domino's ad when you watch jerma crunch on a doctor Oetker pizza. They'll also use ai to make tailored ads where the ai mascots will say your full first, middle and last name and rap about how your personal interests and hobbies are so cool and awesome that you'd only choose that company's products. It will be played off as "haha how quirky, everyone's is unique! Isn't that just awesome?" anyone who disables these features will instead be given ads about their friends and family instead, and if no information about you can be found, the whole page locks up and has to be refreshed. Short clips of what you've been doing on your phone will play back, including one where it shows the porn you were looking at, censored, and the mascot will be like "huh?! Well, I'll pretend I didn't see that, haha!"

[@cookiesandpudding8485]

@@frostyelwood9898i think right now we’ve entered the in between of a wild west for marketing, as now more independent creators can just make an ad for anything, but a weird sort of homogenization with the internet. I think people are going to have ads they look back on but I don’t think they’ll be big company stuff, probably weird obscure things Then again, because so many more people are anle to create, content gets drowned out easy. So who knows!

[@frostyelwood9898]

@@cookiesandpudding8485 yeah i just wish we got more ads like these ones. Makes me feel happier in a way

[@The1Scraf]

The fact that Jerma started on Volume 986 instead of 985 boils my piss

[@pharaohanakaris]

they really used that exact same "happy girl giggling" sound effect 3 separate times in the barbie car commercial and nobody said anything

[@jordonboring3729]

26:03 actual footage of jerma when he ate all the ice cream bars in the freezer.

[@PlatoonGoon]

1:42:29 The way his eyebrow raises, the way his face locks into a contorted semi-laugh semi-plea-for-mercy. What is this dude.

[@CheeseChurger]

jerma the type of guy to click on a youtube video, watch the 30 second unskippable ad, then click off once it's over and say it was "a pretty good watch"

[@peteallyn412]

The grotto beasts ad was so FUCKING GOOD

[@GoldSrc1198]

somehow slip n slides negated impact damage you would normally take after diving into the ground. They were great!

[@luvhair255]

Science sometimes looks like magic. Loved em.

[@skrtskrt22]

schoolhouse rock is so iconic, i would actually be in support if they brought it back.

[@AIOctober]

Absolutely gutted that the one time I actually sleep during the night, I was missing out on this but hey, still stoked to enjoy the VOD. x) Timezones, arg!! EDIT, many many hours later: This was awesome, great stream once again. Nice to see this kinda thing return~

[@Bigcadder89]

HE HATES HIS EUROPEAN FANS

[@twaccital1966]

*Car goes above 15mph* “I’m screaming in this car, I’m SCREAMING”

[@Isosyth]

"Why do I feel like they're advertising this to people?" Dogs can't buy their own food Jeremy, of course it's advertised to people.

[@kennynelson3189]

Oh my god when he clicked right to the “turn the gas on and blow ourselves up” moment i cried laughing

[@ButcherParry]

The GrOtto beasts add is amazing. Whoever animated it is a hero.

[@oronk60]

Using an inflation calculator, $8 in the 80's is equivalent to $30 today.

[@fnafloreenthusiast]

i loved the grotto beasts commercial so much. so well done

[@LazurBeemz]

1:49:55 "I would consider Dr. Pepper's flavor to be extreme. They could have pivoted." what on earth is he talking about? Extreme?? Pivoted to what???

[@Revealingstorm.]

To a less extreme flavor

[@erikestrada7470]

Less than 20 different flavors

[@limerysmouse6005]

Somebody REALLY needs to animate the apple juice/snicker bar story

[@HubsQT]

35:06 he lost it at the THOUGHT of a car crash

[@Lunch33]

I came here for otto, I got otto and now I'm happy

[@MrLego3160]

36:55 these people arent even models, they just walked up on stage. Almost like they're saying their clothes are for everyone.

[@fatherego5067]

Jerma taalking abt crashbox activated every atom in my brain I think aabout that silly little show daily

[@bluezebra2759]

jerma and cars man it never gets old

[@JacobKinsley]

Ear wax removal is such an 80s product, the idea that ear wax is some sort of buildup of impurity that up until now humans as a society haven't found a special way to remove it, and removing it is supposed to improve your body somehow

[@cookiesandpudding8485]

to be fair sometimes i used to get so much wax in my ears I couldn’t hear, and had to flush/suck it out with a plastic syringe

[@JacobKinsley]

@@cookiesandpudding8485 put some thin metal wire in there and pull out a candle

[@cookiesandpudding8485]

@@JacobKinsley forbidden diy

[@sunnysanjo]

Content warning at 2:56:28 If they actually showed this on Nick, holy crap. This would scar me as a child

[@GotInterest]

jerma being freaked out by a sink in the bedroom would lose his shit if he saw the bedroom i stay in at my parent’s house. Sink right there steps away from the bed. It’s actually pretty convenient ngl.

[@d.e.564]

Dorm room setup… nah, I had a relative who converted a secondary upstairs kitchen (???) into a bedroom but didn’t bother to take out the sink, cabinets, etc. No refrigerator-just a gap. The bathroom was equally cursed, but I can’t remember what was wrong with it because it’s been so long-I think there might’ve been stairs to the bathroom door? I recently saw a kitchen set-up online with a washer on top… and a dishwasher on the bottom. No idea where the dryer was. I hate that for some reason.

[@macaronigrille1540]

Otto got a little old and tubby now and I love him for it

[@deviousmint]

I love how the Kennedys commercial is immediately followed up by a fucking car commercial

[@mryoshi1221]

ive had that bon bon commercial stuck in my head for an hour

[@punkopossums]

the slip and slide i had growing up had like a thing full of air at the end to stop ppl from injuries. One time my friend went so fast on the slip and slide that the thing on the end launched him into the plants like it was a ramp.

[@NecroBurt]

Otto looks like he has had no shortage of carrot snacks.

[@relaxedstuntman]

1:42:39 Briefly, for one single moment, Mr. Green emerges from Jerma’s spot

[@ChrisAwesome10000x]

Funny to think that back in the 80’s & 90’s people couldn’t stand watching commercials. Now we’re watching them back to back with a 40 year old man. The future is here.

[@henrycardona2940]

Anyone else hear the tf2 teleport sound after 47:26?

[@abcdefg-gd4wr]

amazing

[@munkimoto2294]

Astonishing

[@gnaat]

Disturbing: PSYCHO think cars are ALIVE and takes SICKENING DELIGHT in their SUFFERING

[@emulsion_]

This video has me saying "JERMA!" like I was in the chatroom

[@MrLego3160]

He can't SEE a car without laughing.

[@t.m.2415]

we need OttoChew

[@iamsewage]

the true gamer slip and slide was just a bunch of big tarps a hose and some dish soap lmao

[@Voidwalker0]

1:05:24 when you talk to an oblivion npc

[@sololiveri9506]

I wish I could have seen this one live 😩 I love when he sees commercials

[@scrums4748]

what difference does it make

[@CGFillertext]

57:02 this is just an old version of those videos that have a family guy clip next to subway surfers gameplay

[@FranciumBoron]

47:25 Is it just me or does that soundtrack sound like the TF2 Teleporter exit sound?

[@NexFlax]

every time he does a watching youtube stream i want to yell at him to press the arrow keys to go back 5 secs instead of him clicking on the seekbar and skipping back like 2 minutes

[@LazurBeemz]

You can also use the < and > keys to move frame by frame!

[@compookiie]

You guys don't realize this IS Jerma986. He's rubbing it in our faces in the beginning. I repeat there's more than one of them.

[@VideoMajima]

2:56:33 Clockwork Orange moment

[@ranizza_]

Im so glad jerma exists

[@mosquitomilk9877]

3:02:28 what we were all waiting for :)

[@sedentarycub5775]

31:27 for a better nights sleep better sleep on the ceiling

[@LampSt]

Love falling asleep to these they are so relaxing! :) never get tired of thesw types of streams