jerma ZERKS OFF in front of THOUSANDS

MENTALLY UNHINGED ZORNY streamer shows off its DISTURBING ZERKING skills in front of THOUSANDS of viewers, and keeps going at its PSYCHOTIC ACT.
JERMA985 is DEMENTED and INSANE and it needs to be CONTAINED.
(2024/2/28: bro i did not expect this to blow up to 100k, this only took like 1-2 hours to make)
sources!!
1st clip: The Coin Game (Part 3)
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1:50:20
2nd clip: jerma listens to BREAKCORE
• jerma listens to BREAK...
3rd clip: Jerma - ZERKER
• Jerma - ZERKER
4th clip: Mon Bazou
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6:36:45
5th clip: Resident Evil Village
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3:56:05
6th clip: Diablo IV and Nancy Drew: The White Wolf of Icicle Creek (Part 1)
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4:06:15
7th clip: Sam & Max Save the World (Part 2)
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0:07:20
8th clip: jerma listens to BREAKCORE
• jerma listens to BREAK...
3:50
Jerma985:
m.twitch.tv/jerma985

[@day_pilot]

this is the video im using as my 3 minute timer to prepare my instant noodles too

[@lunefish]

incredible idea

[@RR-oo8je]

zerktacular idea

[@simanolastname2399]

I couldn't even Jeremy to this comment, I Jerma'd immediately. Cleanup on aisle 985!

[@_Lumiere_]

This is the video I'm using for my 3 minute goon sesh

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

Simply Zerkilliant

[@GanzotheSecond]

I love when he realizes what he's done he immediately shuts off face came

[@shaftjerker3000]

face WHAT!!!!??!?!?!?!

[@familyguyfeline]

no his zenis came not his face

[@VyxiMainchannel35]

Holy shit Zenis came on Jerma's face

[@Cat_Paradox]

The came cam

[@genderender]

“i gotta get out of here”

[@KUWAITGRIPSVEVO]

Glances at chat. Instantly rips cord out of webcam

[@AidanMcSweeney-rt7gh]

Resumes zerking off-cam.

[@anxia-tea5846]

jerma turning off his facecam when he gets embarrassed has the same energy as covering your face with your hands

[@SPARKRIZZLE]

half the time he does that instead of turning off facecam LOLL

[@DripDragonhead]

Reminds me of the time he covered his face with the official Burger King Whopper burger

[@zankaa8031]

my streamer cant be this kawaii

[@CreatorProductionsOriginal]

@@zankaa8031 lmao

[@PaulaGarcia-xi1kb]

x

[@thaDjMauz]

he ZUCKS his own ZENIS and ZUMS in his own ZOUTH then calls his mom

[@thaDjMauz]

Yet the devs insist that he is the smartest AI ever created just because he cannot be contained

[@MarksmanRevolver]

i remember watching a video like this (porno)

[@bulletbro4745]

His zom

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

​@@bulletbro4745ZALLS ZIS ZOM.

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

You know what? ZE ZZUCKS ZIS ZWN ZZENIS ZND ZZUMS ZN ZIS ZWN ZZOUTH ZHEN ZALLS ZIS ZOM.

[@awesomecoolmanepic996]

"I drank two Gatorades before the stream" MANIAC streamer ZERKS OFF IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS because he mistakes ZUM for PISS

[@mikadosannoji553]

hes the type that drinks the grey flavor

[@swag_tortoise]

zum

[@user-mt6ko6mb9]

Ziss

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

He could easily explain his actions but he instead opts to act them out in the most sussy way possible.

[@antoniovital4298]

So that's why they call him the sus guy...

[@garfieldandfriends1]

AMONG SUS

[@juanelgamer4569]

THE MOST WHAT WAY??

[@yaboymart3237]

1:20 "Uoghghg, I came" *starts zerking it immediately*

[@nokzep8118]

usually its the opposite order

[@fedethegreat88]

​@@nokzep8118But there's nothing usual about Jerma

[@theepicbruhman2254]

@@nokzep8118jerma doesnt follow orders

[@xylophone_8888]

​@@theepicbruhman2254 he's not domesticated

[@ecksdee9768]

he sucked it back up like a vacuum

[@Auraniwastaken]

I got a zoner watching this wtf?

[@clayless8701]

A ZONER 💀💀💀

[@El_Magrelao69]

Get out of here, stalker.

[@tzarg]

1. tf is a zoner 2. how have you "got" this "zoner"?

[@user-ud3yo7rw7p]

least horny jerma fan

[@Auraniwastaken]

@@tzarg All I remember is watching the most handsome skinwalker and my zonger expanded

[@OzeanZonedOut]

**Sal from inpractical jokers in his ear** "ok now pretend to zerk off"

[@specialaccount7631]

"okay now call your mom and tell her what you just did"

[@lrizzard]

2:10 the subtitles saying GRINK IT is hilarious. well done

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

"I just got back from being stranded on a desert island, it was crazy." "Was the Grink there?"

[@lavans5721]

I'm pretty sure it's a reference to his cyclops "Drip/Grip" jerfuffle

[@rynsart]

He's a serial zerker

[@kiyopawn]

2:04 "SUCTION ANDY" 2:23 "CYCLOPS GRIP" 2:30 "grip got him delusional"

[@beanburrito4405]

2:25 why jerma kinda… grippy

[@LividE101]

Wait is this also the cyclops grip stream

[@kiyopawn]

@@LividE101 Yes, this happened some time after that.

[@GravyTanker]

“DENTIST IS FUCKING IN MY MOUTH.”

[@Solseeker11]

1:21 only a real legend starts zerking AFTER they came edit: there was absolutely no zerking beforehand. he just BOOM

[@valentinhalau3396]

erectile dysfunction

[@khakisboy6641]

I know what you guys want! I know what you're lookin' for! *VIGOROUSLY ZERKS OFF*

[@FrostyFoxDrake]

I drank two gatorades, before the stream *RESUMES ZERKING OFF*

[@qersy127]

2:48 the moment Jerma finally snapped.

[@MONSTAboyGaming]

God damn it why was that funny

[@halfsine]

jerma COMMITS UNSPEAKABLE ACTS in front of THOUSANDS of CHILDREN

[@Dylpicklethe1]

Sounds like what I do every Saturday

[@JunkstHat3605]

@@Dylpicklethe1YO

[@Dylpicklethe1]

@@JunkstHat3605 your next Come to daddy😏

[@acfreak55]

his immediate reaction to turn off his facecam was just amazing for the coingame one. lol

[@RegisteredFelon-ki8be]

I think the first clip is Germa trying to make it like he is peeing, claiming to have “drank 2 gatorades before this…” but as you can see he did a horrible demonstration…

[@plushie946]

I'm almost certain he's doing a bit he has done multiple times where he's pretending to like jiggle his belly and have it slosh but because the camera is aimed so high it is just unhinged

[@samugames0]

If he just wasn't an alien, he could've known how humans pee

[@irisstarsterio8960]

No its a reference to his old character "Fatfuck_irl" which was a bit Jerma did when playing some sort of streamer simulator game. Basically he was an ASMR streamer who drank Gatorade then jiggled his belly lol The problem is if you don't get the call back there's no way you could interpret as anything other than what it looks like and it looks sus as heck regardless

[@Flour-4]

GERMA?!?!?!?

[@MxSae]

It was supposed to be jiggling his belly not peeing 😭

[@e2b265]

How does one be a streamer without looking like they’re zerkin off

[@Patrick.Weightman]

1:15 streamer tries to crank one out before mom comes upstairs

[@ReifinDFanchon]

The way he does sigh of relief on the third clip just makes everything 100x worse. Snap up, Jeremy!

[@SGT_Squid_Dog]

gotta love the surge of "OwO" in chat each time he zerks.

[@MONSTAboyGaming]

OwO

[@MoolsDogTwoOfficial]

@@MONSTAboyGamingUwU

[@rylscrbblr]

hes so me fr

[@GanzotheSecond]

fr sometimes you just gotts zerk it to some zorn in front of a large audience

[@RegisteredFelon-ki8be]

This, is the only person i can relate to We are both synchronized in tones of complete and utter madness

[@philip2205]

It's the fact the he said "I know what you guys want! I know what you're looking for!" before VIGOROUSLY zerking off...

[@ReifinDFanchon]

PSYCHO STREAMER calls her mother before EXCLAIM SLOPPY TOPPY, proceed to banish the DISEMBODIED VOICE INSIDE HIS HEAD for 30 minutes!

[@thegreenrocket]

this is insane bro, i never thought id get the jerma jex compilation ive been looking for

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

It's the grunts and sighs for me

[@therealnumber7]

at the stripped club

[@user-bv9xc6cb5o]

straigjt up "jorking it" haha.... and by "it" i mean.. well

[@sn1pertoaster]

my peanits

[@CallofFreaky]

“Grip got him delusional” 😭😭

[@amateuruncle]

1:50 what was this even supposed to be???

[@user-fc2xk3uv8y]

zerk

[@user-fc2xk3uv8y]

nah, im just kidding... it was supposed to be mimicking drinking.

[@amateuruncle]

@@user-fc2xk3uv8y ohhh you rascal, you almost had me there!

[@Samwichyummers]

SUCTION ANDY

[@mugimogu]

IM GONNA LOSE IT WHY DOES HE COVER HIS FACE AND GIGGLE LIKE AN ANIME GIRL WHEN HES EMBARRASSED 2:52

[@MONSTAboyGaming]

Idk, I do that

[@mugimogu]

@@MONSTAboyGaming me too but its even funnier because this is a MIDDLE AGED MAN. did he just do that or did someone tell him to do that i love hgim so much

[@ThePancakeMachina]

he's an anime girl

[@koreboar4646]

Jerma: You Know what I mean? Chat: No?

[@Dallas_SilverStar76]

Jerma is the type of guy who zerks to zorn live on Twitch

[@toddhoagey117]

Oh...camera's been on the whole time

[@SpriteIsSpicyWater]

Hello...*doesn't wash hands*

[@trashman1605]

Why does it happen this often?????

[@devildante9]

It happens about as often as he appears naked on stream

[@scrowll1565]

​@@devildante9 Wait what ???

[@JunkstHat3605]

@@scrowll1565pardon?

[@gooblergorp]

jeremy EDGES in front of GAZILLIONS

[@DeadShoes]

LUNATIC streamer keeps flashing his ZOCK infront of MILLIONS.

[@brain_spermotoxicosis_enjoyer]

0:30 So relatable. I always listen to Princess Army Wedding Combat or Drumcorps before sleep/jerm.

[@thegreenrocket]

imagine when jerma sees this in his recommended

[@Maelthorn1337]

The "I know what you guys want! I know what you're lookin' for!" always kills me. I don't think I'll ever not laugh at that clip.

[@StupidAlex36]

that thumbnail and title combined are so funny

[@newtybot]

Jesus Christ does he even enjoy it?? He’s just beating it wtf

[@rengab137]

I've seen these clips hundreds of times but never with chat so this feels like watching them for the first time again lmaoo

[@axdonat]

still better than when he said the huge pump dispenser bottle was dog vitamins he might've been eating instead of lotion

[@bore3918]

2:00 WHO THE HELL SAID "SUCTION ANDY"

[@prunseltheeye]

mochi_bird

[@thegreenrocket]

why is this video 3 hours long

[@EdgyKid445]

high?🤨

[@beanburrito4405]

Because Zerma is always zerking it

[@harrasika]

3:09 what is that long and pink thing on the right? 🤨

[@KennyFrierson]

kinda looks like someone is blowing his back out while he plays RE8

[@maxismills]

1:41 what? No it’s not?

[@Umi_Oni]

Being there live for those streams is really starting to feel like I was a part of history

[@RatClowns]

PLEASE i was listening to this while doing other things and wow this is an experience

[@MartHommes]

He just wanna like: URNGH *unholy goblin sloppy zerky top noises*

[@JunkstHat3605]

2:34 YOOO

[@magicpotion7252]

Captions are incredible. So glad this is the videos we are making accessible and understandable

[@moby2579]

Most I've laughed this millennial thank you

[@iLB-on-YT]

brilliant subtitles

[@mossbergr]

evil emporor zerk

[@Scharfster]

ZORNY STREAMER ZERKS OFF DOZENS OF TIMES IN FRONT OF AUDIECE, CELEBRATED FOR HIS BRAVERY

[@tomatopastecans]

the "????????????????" in chat every single time

[@user-wn8sp5ki9e]

I play this video 2 times to boil my eggs perfectly

[@BukiFox]

watching this now is so bittersweet, i really miss him

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

PSYCHO streamer ZERKS OFF HIS ZICK in front of THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE

[@Samwichyummers]

Zooning so hard rn

[@theincursion5898]

1:15 why does jerma look like the sexy dio from the jojo part 3 ova

[@awesomecoolmanepic996]

It's ova

[@witchwaist]

NOT THE ZERKING SFX GIRL HELP

[@Zevirem]

How he makes the big buckaroos.

[@abra_escaped]

So glad I accidentally had captions turned on

[@kylattie]

he can’t keep getting away with this

[@thedolllovett]

the captions 😭😭

[@Lukepuke311]

the captions 😭😭😭

[@jonac0426]

WHAT‼️

[@roxyinabox]

"SUCTION ANDY"

[@Zero2HeroX]

The first one is my top 1 favorite jerma clip of all time

[@braidzslatt]

hold it in soldier! edge!

[@ciizan.3122]

To this day i have no ideia what he was trying to do on the first clip.

[@firstlast-sq2gc]

shaking his potbelly full of blue gatorade

[@ciizan.3122]

@@firstlast-sq2gc oh. in hindsight that seems obvious... thank you :D

[@Itual]

A while ago he streamed a game called streamer simulator, where he made a fat character (juggles) whose streams consisted of doing ASMR with by shaking his belly. It’s also the stream where the “zerkin off” and similar words come from, the game added the Z to everything to avoid getting copyright claimed. So KZbin was Zoutube, Intel was Zintel, etc. and they had a Zornhub.

[@ken.7019]

I like how anytime he does something embarassing there's always someone begging him to end the stream

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

0:10 Why? What was supposed to be? Excitement? That wet sound in the background doesn't help.

[@dawnbigelow73]

his zock is his joystick

[@cybersushi4930]

he's CRAZY. PSYCHO streamer

[@LORDTOURETTEZZ]

i knew he wasnt un packing that box behind him was there for a reason

[@casperclips]

someone had to make the compilation. it wasnt going to be me. but someone had to do it so thanks

[@tapewormjr.388]

Jerming off to completion

[@L1M.L4M]

How many times has he done this, damn

[@Sofia-lx8ex]

Pure insanity

[@ivann9924]

Zerna is zooning, as expected of Zooner

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

0:52 WHY!? Does he know what it looks like?

[@chippym8316]

He know what you guys want He knows what you're looking for

[@calicobagels]

I don't even watch Jerma, I was just curious to watch this 😂

[@decent2613]

Took his whole chat ztraight to the ZONE zone

[@Shlepp]

Jerma really likes the Asmongold challenge

[@Roid33]

The dentist one made me absolutely lose it

[@very_much]

My favorite part of the first clip is that you can see the exact moment where he realizes how bad this looks

[@turntechFreakhead]

CAPTIONS ARE VILE 😭

[@SpriteIsSpicyWater]

DSP passed the torch

[@artnerd3727]

Wish you included the one where he tries to clap really fast

[@aen.1]

What type of a zilly makes that sound when its ztroked

[@samtnelis]

Zerkin' to breakcore is a totally normal thing to do