Space Master

[@kewld00d93]

"In Space, no one can hear you EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..."

[@akosv96]

Lyrics: Ugh Uu-uu-uu-uu-uuugh EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@SStarry_Days]

Lyrics: Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya (drank) Swalla-la-la (drank) Swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la) Swalla-la-la Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya (drank) Swalla-la-la (drank) Swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la) Swalla-la-la

[@polyhex]

No Man's Sky is looking pretty good so far

[@TheAwesomeDescent]

Tylerburrito Nah man this is totally space engineers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lostfan10000]

TheAwesomeDescent Nah man this is better. You can land on the planets.

[@Nick_Scribner]

Tylerburrito Beat me to it

[@ClockworkNinja24]

TheAwesomeDescent Nonono, this is Starmade for sure.

[@Shilag]

Tylerburrito I was going to say the exact same thing.

[@jeffu_]

4:45 the way jerma goes from relaxed to genuinely distressed over a broken game will never get old

[@kevinchoiboi]

"As you can see there, that is the Big Dipper... 1,2,3,4... *makes a triangle*"

[@LondonLock]

Kevin Choi omg could it be no it or no no fucking way you watched the same vid as me

[@XNZ]

***** Nothing about the fact he never said 4 in the video?

[@XNZ]

***** Actually... nevermind, I went back to it and realized nearly the entire "quote" was incorrect. My point is meaningless.

[@HaloForN00bz]

Kevin Choi Big dipper is Illuminati

[@rattyG]

Speez but wat about little dipper. is that illomenati confirmed 2?

[@mauvemoth569]

the legends say you can still hear him dying infinitely

[@mauvemoth569]

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

[@k4rz43]

In space no one can hear you grunt.

[@dragooner1957]

k4rz43 *GUNT

[@MacheTheFerret]

k4rz43 In space no one can hear you UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHHGHGHHGHGH

[@balistic9475]

Mauve Moth dying infinitely you say? *golden experience requiem intensifies*

[@mrcomp1971]

This is by far still my favorite Jerma moment: 4:40

[@tylerwiggins6950]

mrcomp f

[@LenkyLad]

The best thing about this channel is you know Jerma will never run out of broken games to play.

[@thomasdanforth766]

especially those survival type games

[@spookymagicong]

Every game is a broken game with jerma

[@dieyoostream193]

Joe razer you are so correct

[@mandridhugh9555]

Teh BrownieMixx it's so sad it's true. I've still yet to see him try and play one of the thousands of point&click puzzle titles on Steam that share the same general art style.

[@Ails1234]

Teh BrownieMixx God bless steam early access

[@swindlesween]

4:50 kills me however many times I watch it.

[@kedarunzi9139]

same

[@DemoniteBL]

Honestly the funniest Jerma clip I've ever seen. lmao

[@Mætshield]

"aughhhh by garrison" was teased years ago

[@madjack1748]

5:07 sounds like a diesel engine.

[@harrimanfox8961]

Distantly idling Detroit Diesel

[@genericprofile4847]

"Agh! Agh! *oof* AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"

[@veraducks]

Generic Profile Sounds like an average Sunday evening to me.

[@JizzburnGigaqueer]

Generic Profile Quake3JumpSounds.wav

[@kohhhhhhi]

Generic Profile A SHIET DE GROUNDS'S SHAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@zenues]

Generic Profile Nice profile picture

[@queenofwolfs1597]

kohhhhhhi shit the ground is shaking, shit the ground is shaking XD

[@slothsong080]

I think your ship is made of plastic and is propelled by two desk fans.

[@flaringcomet]

Hello again

[@slothsong080]

Flaringcomet hai

[@MisterJohnDoe]

1:12 "THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST EXCITING GAME" **Waits through building process** 3:36 "DEFEND YOURSELF, YOU WERE CREATED FOR ONE PURPOSE" To this day I still quote this.

[@FrankPizza88]

gay

[@TonitrusAvem]

I honestly started crying at 4:49. XD

[@Fawn_paws]

I was literally crying from 4:54 on oh my god I think I'm still crying, this is pure gold

[@bryanrodriguez9679]

Black and Blue dude!

[@d0pesmoker]

Jarate Kid same.

[@Flutter8utter]

Definitely the hardest laugh I've had in a while xD

[@lleavesinautumn]

AAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhgh

[@coffeeandfork]

Jarate Kid the guy is having a fucking orgasm or something, lol (character not jerma)

[@nazibutterfly]

"Shouldn't I be able to jump and swim to the next planet?" Well... no. I'm sure you've heard of Galileo's famous Leaning Tower of Pisa experiment. In the experiment, he dropped several objects from the same height, and found that all objects fall at the same rate. This is because of inertia. If two things fall towards a planet, (say, a 140 pound meatbag and a spaceship,) then while the planet's gravity may be affecting the spaceship more than the meatbag, due to its larger mass, its mass also means that it will take more energy to get it moving. Do the math, and lo and behold, they perfectly cancel out, meaning all objects fall at the same rate. HOWEVER. The major difference, usually, between how fast things fall, is air resistance. Any atmosphere a planet has will push against a falling object, slowing it down. The more surface area an object has RELATIVE to its mass, the slower it will fall. What we see in the game is clearly an incredibly viscous atmosphere, most likely some kind of colorless liquid. The character you play as has boots that magnetically attract to the planet's core, and a super-powerful mech suit that allows you to move effortlessly through the atmosphere, and provides oxygen with which to breathe. This sort of thing would explain the strange behavior of the native life, seeming to glide through the air, and push through solid ground with the immense strength that would be required to exist in such an environment. But, this brings up another issue: the holes. Everything gets stuck in a hole. Giraffes, Jerma, snakes, you name it. This, I believe, is an effect of the planet's tidal forces. In order to account for the gravity that holds the atmosphere to the tiny planet, or the wildlife, or just holds the planet together, the planet must have a hyperdense core- perhaps the solid iron remnants of a supernova'd star, or a neutron star, or even a black hole. When high above the planet, like the spaceship was, gravity is almost nonexistant- pulling the spaceship toward it at about an inch per second. But when something falls in the hole, the gravity becomes much more intense- preventing Jerma from jumping out. This is because, when on Earth, whether you're in an airplane or in a cave deep underground, the distance from you to the core is about the same. But on a planet this tiny and dense, a few feet can mean the gravity affects you twice as much. The surface, where most things on the planet are able to live, is the only safezone, where the gravity is similar to that of Earth's. So then if that's the case, Jerma's spaceship should speed up massively as it approaches the planet, right?. Ah, but we're forgetting the viscous atmosphere- when there is air resistance involved, things reach a terminal velocity- a point at which gravity cannot speed them up any faster than the air resistance slows them down. The spaceship's acceleration would be unnoticeable. Wait, hang on. Lemme run the numbers again. Never mind, it's just a shitty game.

[@imasepan]

Lazlo Finsterwald 1 year late, but you said the atmosphere was a liquid and then talked about air resistance.

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

Underrated comment

[@rabidduck22]

wow, i can't believe that no man's sky would rip off this game

[@henkthestone]

Look at date of the video

[@jocula-trixie]

It's called a joke

[@HalfTheFun_]

+Henk the Stone pssst it's a joke dingus

[@henkthestone]

Alright I wasnt sure

[@DAODDBOT]

They even copied the glitches smh

[@cinders5305]

4:50 i have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

[@kingston5469]

sAme

[@mandridhugh9555]

The things to look for with these types of games: go as far as you can possible before you either fall of or glitch to death. follow wherever whatever AI tends to be heading screw with the physics(if any) as much as possible and finally figure out if what the game promises is true.

[@ThomasG_]

In Space, no-one can hear you make the same dying noise over and over.

[@LowEndPCGamer100]

4:50 when you bust one and she dont quit squeasin the squirrel

[@qwemlhjsi4386]

LowEndPCGamer100 pls no

[@ghost.patrols]

Is this No Man's Sky?

[@Frygonz]

John Woodland In case you're serious: Definitely not.

[@espressochan8833]

John Woodland Um your kidding right?

[@kurasai6009]

John Woodland no, it's masterspace

[@terencesmith7231]

John Woodland Absolutely. It looks just like the E3 presentation..

[@UsingGorillaLogic]

John Woodland Your kidding right? It's Mario.

[@ZettabyteGamer]

Remember guys, Jerma went to college.

[@GentlemanMudkip]

XD I believe Mr.Ster did aswell....and some of his stuff is....questionable

[@nestoresparza5205]

Star dropped out of high school, pretty sure he finished later in his life.

[@GentlemanMudkip]

Nestor Esparza even if he didn't, he's still an amazing person who makes amazing content like the jermanator here

[@ZettabyteGamer]

Nestor Esparza Hunter Hoke Pretty sure he dropped out for a bit because he went to a mental institution. He use to have a story time about it, don't know if it's still up.

[@GentlemanMudkip]

ZettabyteGamer again, nevertheless he's still a great person and great content creator

[@oui2611]

2:55 the animal equivalent of a car crash for jerma, thats why he laughs hysterically

[@ezralives]

true

[@WillaDaKilla474]

Holy Shit the monster at 6:30 was one of Michael Rosen's Skyfoogles!

[@sand1573]

〉Phez〈 Quick, get out, get out of here, the tomato has escaped!

[@Ishaankaushal1]

Omfg XD

[@horseworms]

〉Phez〈 That's exactly what I was thinking XD

[@Somgosomgo]

MrJovi287 What a masterpiece

[@Multisweezy]

〉Phez〈 RUN THE DUCK FOOGLE HAS ESCAPED!!!!!!!!!!1!11

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

Jerma: *flying in space* Gold Experience Requiem: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@blocklirstuff]

I completely lost it at the Orgasm of Death

[@shazb0lt]

4:50 Gets me everytime.

[@michalpupek5731]

4:49 he came while traveling through a worm hole

[@FinleyZero]

04:50 It's okay, you just Space Odyssey'd.

[@westender.]

THIS IS LITERALLY NO MAN'S SKY.

[@quilombotribe2669]

No mans sky ripped them off and even took the glitches and bugs

[@ArchmageOfAnarchy]

Under the sea! Under the sea! There is giraffes and hydras Take it from me! It's a scary kinda place! Those fireballs shoot you in the face! I think you oughta avoid the water Under the sea!

[@BestAtNothing]

LEAVE ME BE COW

[@aidanneal5688]

Reminder he was 30 in this video

[@ThanenJ]

Not sure how many times I've re-watched your videos.

[@Tikondrys]

3:36 This golem gave up on his purpose and life completely. Just look at his expression.

[@SgtPepper291]

Jerma is one of the few youtubers that actually get me really excited when I see a new video from them in my sub box

[@AlanGohel]

4:51 marked the end of my pulmonary health

[@Ch1l1C0nCarnag3]

I like to imagine that when jermas character started screaming it was because he finally realized that THIS was what he is destined to do for the rest of his existence.

[@dahoxtible1275]

i cant believe jerma already made a video about no man's sky

[@danielb8946]

Wolf they might track you, delete your youtube account

[@rasamatazz9823]

4:49 HOLY CRAP HELP ME I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER

[@awesomesmileyguy]

*starts sneezing* *sneezing intensifies* *OOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH*

[@gagevandegrift4264]

Anyone else watch old Jerma vids when you’re down just to laugh?

[@scrithen2836]

Yeah but i mainly watch older 2nd jerma videos because theres so much content

[@JacobKinsley]

Small brain: jerma vids to get high to Big brain: jerma vids just for a little bit of a laugh

[@we-must-live]

@@JacobKinsley massive meathead: watching jerma vids in the background of something much more urgent and important to downplay how anxious you should be about the scenario

[@PatrickGainher]

The constant death sound on 4:55 makes me remember the scream from imscared. This game is truly a masterpiece!

[@Whereisthearmynow]

4:50 Space Madness initiated

[@Isaacfess]

Watching this a day before Starfield comes out, good times. One of my favorite Jerma videos.

[@kamikaze4172]

We have Starfield at home

[@the_rabidsquirel]

7:07 The force of gravity one object exerts on anything else is only dependent on its mass, not the mass of the object it's acting on. The presence of an atmosphere complicates things a little, but when you don't have one, like on Earth's moon, a brick and a feather dropped from the same height will hit the ground at the same time. If an atmosphere is present shape and flexibility matter a lot, while mass really doesn't. That's why you can drop a flat sheet of paper and watch it glide to the ground, but if you crumple it up it falls faster even though its mass didn't change.

[@ihavemorecashthanyou1953]

Just found this channel. So fucking glad I did.

[@DylanIGuess]

Hope you are still here :)

[@Awsisazeen]

4:49 I CANT STOP WATCHING THAT LITERALLY LOLIN SO HARD

[@LordDeathslayer]

4:50 THIS IS THE POWER OF REQUIEM

[@thebigkahuna6339]

4:50 When you are flying in outer space and have been traumatised by the previous planet you visited and you have a seizure

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

Basically? *_UUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH_*

[@WeavyHeaponsPie]

Jerma promise me you will never stop making videos, even when you are grandpa. Haven't even watched this one yet and just seeing a new upload from you made my entire week. You might just be the last original youtuber. God speed.

[@WeavyHeaponsPie]

Captain Kush (it was as good as I hoped :D)

[@VollkinSea]

Captain Kush ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[@SlimeSlob0321]

@Smile_Slime lmao he still makes videos on another channel

[@kilroyjenkins1]

Tortured screams intensify

[@MasturbatingLettuce]

Jerma's character looks like a terminator version of himself. IT'S THE JERMANATOR! stfu I know it's awful.

[@dieyoostream193]

10/10 best joke ever

[@MasturbatingLettuce]

i feel special m8

[@SergioSource]

Masturbating Lettuce not even splatoon is spared jesus christ

[@MasturbatingLettuce]

I know how you feel. But Marie tho, she's bae. :^)

[@PearsAreOk]

Masturbating Lettuce ikr? her delicious ink ( ͡ ͡° ͡° ʖ ͡° ͡°)

[@warman222killer]

5:28 the eternal sounds of death

[@MajorPolyguns]

4:50 The guy just realized that he was a demon devil from outer space XD

[@tonyhawk667]

Right, one falls in space....

[@willkettle3959]

Jerma you need to play this game called Pirates Vikings and Knights 2. The title alone should influence you to play this awesome game.

[@Somgosomgo]

Will Kettle I definetly agree with you. Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!

[@lukasvanamelsvoort1319]

Yeah it would be fun to see indeed, maybe with ster(tough i dont think he likes melee combat based games)

[@pyrrha7124]

lukas van amelsvoort Melee combat games? *cough* Dark Souls *cough*

[@lukasvanamelsvoort1319]

Kevin Kong good point, but he said in the kingdoms rise(from soil) video he doesnt like that type of melee based game, so i think he means pvp(like dark souls pvp, chivalry and probably pvk2)

[@nicholaschandler8583]

Thats the poor mans chivalry.

[@someunfathomablymoistsaucy296]

crayon mustaches are such a turn on

[@ewanedwards6822]

Thanks to 4:40, I'm fully convinced this game was just a Terry trap.

[@trippy9865]

I always come back to this video when I need to laugh so hard that I cry.

[@anarchidae6892]

*Some of the creatures were actually from Block Story.*

[@hoshii.8533]

A seriously underrated Jerma classic.

[@MalcolmCooks]

4:50 I think you suffocated because you didn't put a door on your spaceship....

[@_Dumb_Answers]

yknow, Jerma and STAR_ are really special youtubers. The comeback rates of their video for me is usually high

[@InternationalBoardsOfPigeons]

"If this guy wasn't the janitor I wouldn't step on the ship." If that guy was the janitor I'd be even more afraid because he'd also be in charge of maintenance of the ship.

[@shazb0lt]

Star Citizen: Wii U edition

[@v2d2]

1:18 That cut-off is comedy gold

[@flawlessdoggo1688]

Classic Jerma. Hella nostalgia

[@suzermcduzer]

"I've always wanted to handshake an alien." --Jerma985 2015

[@BiggRich95]

Is this the new starfield gameplay?

[@HueManatee]

Space Super Explore: Survive. Gather resources. Explore. Make new tools to defend yourself. Build whatever you imagine. Do you guys like my super original idea?? It sounds good right

[@HueManatee]

It's early access though so updates will come eventually

[@darkychao]

Hue Manatee "We are happy to finally announce the release of Masterspace, which signifies the transition from early access to final release after a development time of more than three years."

[@bensweetser7647]

No man's sky's final product was very different from what we've seen...

[@ExceedinglyFPR]

6:24 QUICK! GET OUT! GET OUT OF HERE! The Skyfoogle has escaped!

[@Peusterokos1]

This is the poor man's version of No Man's Sky

[@Peusterokos1]

+Jackson DeCourcy sadly, I for one know that I'll never be able to run with what rig I have. therefore, this is my video gaming destiny when it concerns deep space exploration. ;_;

[@philipjohansson3949]

Turns out it's just regular man's version of No Man's Sky.

[@Peusterokos1]

This man is right.

[@tacticalchunder1207]

I love retrospect.

[@jayfua2003]

Space Birds function very differently from normal birds. For example, instead of using their wings for flight, they flap their wings in order to manipulate the planet's gravity, which allows them to aimlessly and infinitely revolve.

[@CoolDrifty]

this comment section 75%: this game is like no mans sky/star citizen 25%: 4:50

[@EndertheWhite]

I love this video. I didn't want to weld that to the back of the spaceship. That is so unsafe.

[@elgavgav]

3:18 IT'S TIME TO

[@RubberFacee]

4:50 Dark Souls experience in a nutshell

[@269tron]

Why would an alien planet outside of the solar system have a girrafe, sheep, pig, and an elephant on them?

[@littlefieryone2825]

Don't forget the hydra. Can't forget the hydra.

[@keaton5101]

invasive species

[@FratFerno]

"We are happy to finally announce the release of Masterspace, which signifies the transition from early access to final release after a development time of more than three years." Yes. Three years of GRUELING WORK, tirelessly refining the PERFECT planet-exploring experience

[@meth42]

Xman49O "We hope it will have been worth the weight."

[@Ostin-Oskarose]

The game changed to serious sam at 5:00 .

[@starghezer3602]

Trust me, space gets _very_ boring after a while

[@Explodiatr]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

[@datoldalex]

Like I said ages ago, you're everywhere Including my dreams ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ -

[@D3rpyman2000]

The funding for this game probably was made off of meatbag sales.

[@ミルク-h5y]

Every video you make is amazing.

[@kewlkatzklub982]

Another broken voxel based title, how could Jerma resist?

[@tatarilives8887]

Achieving a state of ecstasy so great that everyone in space can hear you? Priceless.

[@elijahluna6017]

This is a fucking fever dream.

[@irreplxcxble3871]

4:50 The death of Jerma985 and myself. Like seriously 😁😁😂😂😂😂

[@SodiePopCornPop]

woa Starfield looks awsum

[@SunnyBlam]

Oh Jerma, how I love your signature high-pitched laugh.

[@flawlessdoggo1688]

In space, no one can hear you AA EE OO.

[@akosv96]

4:50 astronauts' first reaction when they reached the van allen belt, re-enacted

[@renbelmont]

still better than no man's sky

[@SnarkyRogue]

Can't wait to see Captain Craig in the next Jerma Rumble.

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

4:52 *UUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@midgetsun4405]

It cannot be overstated how terrific this channel was. I really miss it.

[@xpired2222]

No Man's Sky: Now available for early access!